Spotify Wrapped, but Spotify hates me...

I would be much more intrigued if Spotify made a meme Spotify wrapped for every user... and instantly ban any user who has Cardi B in their top 5 artists, or has ever searched Skibidi Toilet on Spotify.

[@khxirii]

0.03 baths per day got me

[@Coralcomets]

WJWJEJJD Same, thats like a 2 second toe dip 😂

[@olivesareoliver]

Washing your hands for two seconds lmao

[@microwave7667]

same lol

[@0ddestMouse]

@@Coralcomets nice pfp I have that card

[@su4682]

Why it is that cheap

[@Aviationandcarsfan123]

“You snorted coke 254 times” 💀

[@SonicGaming6]

Ikr. Rookie numbers. Gotta bumb that up

[@ref245]

Weak

[@ref245]

​@@SonicGaming6fr

[@AM_007]

I thought it said cake 😂

[@zoesworldgaming321]

@@SonicGaming6 WHAT

[@strangecolouredbird]

I swear every #1 song I get some random song I spammed in February that doesn't match my tastes, and then I listen again and get addicted again.

[@jacepawplayz]

Mine was Dance Robot Dance which I listened to 74 times and ig I got sick of it because I haven’t listened to it in months

[@jacepawplayz]

I think I used a “glitch” to spam listen to it on road trips

[@girlleavemealone--]

@@jacepawplayz i spammed alien blues about 170 times, imagine how sick i was 💀

[@zenithpurpleunicorn]

OMG YES SO TRUE AND IT'S USUALLY BY CG5 TOO 💀💀

[@scootermcpeanuts6699]

Mine was hitting the hay from barnyard 🗿

[@adamben-shahar4800]

this is a masterpiece

[@nickyocom1699]

Brother

[@cybi124]

@@nickyocom1699 alt maybe?

[@Mothy_md]

⁠lol

[@TX7.35]

Yes this is a moment to commemorate

[@andersnelson]

Chads who like NTR
👇

[@klaudiahan5358]

"Skibidi toilet!? You don't deserve to live."
BRO IM ROLLING ON FLOORS LAUGHING 💀

[@Paper45690]

SAME

[@Candycrazedd]

That’s for the fans that are ANNOYING lol

[@Firefly256]

@@Candycrazeddwell, the song Skibidi Toilet originally used isn't that good, that's why in later episodes Dafuq stopped using the song

[@spencr.]

thats crazy you actually watched that brainrot. please get a life.@@Firefly256

[@kpopsolos]

@@Firefly256nah the song was so good in December 2022-January until someone made the worst mashup ever (with skibidi bop bop audio) & that’s where skibidi toilet began..

[@MafiaWallyDarlingOfficial]

*"How many bathes have you taken this year?.."*
Sucks for you Spotify, I take showers 💖

[@Flying_Ninja]

fr

[@TheMythicalOneVR]

fr

[@panoptic0n]

fr

[@Yoyiiii]

fr

[@LianmuanUTTDofficial]

fr

[@Monkeycoolandepic982]

“You don’t deserve to live”
-Spotify

[@biteof83]

spotify went more wild than gamers 💀

[@Monkeycoolandepic982]

@@biteof83fr fr

[@_SaturnYT_]

New duolingo

[@coolshampoobottle]

As a Louisianan, I can confirm all of our dads are locked up in the state penitentiary

[@Jisawesomeletter]

As a Louisianan I can confirm

[@alphaomega1210]

Factual statement.

[@shikaisme1505]

When Spotify is secretly stalking you

[@gdplayrr]

Bro listened to 17 years of music, mad respect

[@toph3938]

It’s only 109 days

[@G-Cole-01]

doofus calculated hours/years and not minutes/days

[@omeralisapmaz9229]

he is a bed lump

[@eee_eee]

most intelligent gd player

[@creeperwastaken]

@@eee_eeea little too generous if you ask me

[@olivesareoliver]

How did you edit this so well 😭

[@ddadventures]

the skibidi toilet kids are gonna dox you bro😭

[@spencr.]

bro go back to the preschool actual gen alpha stop tying to disassociate yourself from your excuse of a generation

[@staciebusby]

OMG FR FAX

[@BenjaminJuegaPro1376]

"You don't deserve to live." got me💀
Edit:WOAH GUYS I NEVER GOT THIS MUCH OF LIKES TYSM!!!!

[@muddypawss]

The passive agressive insults are killing me 😭😭🙏

[@Evannyx]

Funny enough I got a spotify ad before the video even started

[@leo_gamer7485]

1:19 the best part (not by the skibidi🤮, by the message that Spotify left you💅)

[@grayhacer]

why is this wrapped of my life 😭 i just wanna know my top 5 songs

[@tfb2024-2nd]

I legit laughed at this 😭🙏🏻🙏🏻💀

[@spencr.]

ok nobody gives a shit

[@Pa1n_lorD]

This is just ❤️❤️

[@CalSN20]

nah the sarcastic "any guesses" at the end 💀

[@Menace000-]

Bro I got called a f*cking vampire

[@CharlotteParadise123]

Same💀💀💀

[@rennowielen7433]

The rope got me dying😂

[@OodlesDoodles19]

That last subheading was crazy

[@Tonyeltarifi09]

1:14 I agree with Spotify on this one

[@Benny.Nelson.7]

same, skibidi toilet is a content farm & it makes children's braincells go to hell or smth.

[@AphexKirlia]

​@@Benny.Nelson.7not even to hell,they just disappear

[@Benny.Nelson.7]

@@AphexKirlia still.

[@Maria-pm3mz]

Spotify Is Chad🗿🍷

[@BB9AndRB]

How does this only have 9 likes 💀

[@DawnMacaron]

lolll deserves more views tbh

[@psa1115]

As a person from Louisiana,I gotta say we hold all the tax evaders,including your excuse for a father.

[@lambadajewo.4143]

my Spotify wrapped once opened up with a song „agony” from Into The Woods movie, and it was the best summary of that year.

[@Chained_Rosez]

This shit had me laughing hysterically

[@chocodonut495]

1:04 there are less than that in a year how tf is that possible 💀

[@Idontevenknowtbhfrfr]

no there isn’t?

[@yahoooskal]

I got a spotify ad before this....

[@D4rkamusprime]

This is amazing

[@achourfreepalestine]

This is one of the funniest videos on CZcams 🥲

[@kenyon7619]

I got a Spotify ad before this lol

[@corn95515]

if he swiped right about 1 million times (theres about 32m seconds in a year) in 2023, that means he swiped right once every about 39 seconds (and got no matches 💀)

[@AankPlays5960]

bro this reminds me of how spotify just rickrolled my sister today

[@EmmyGacha149]

i 100% agree wtih your description

[@Ax0m0l-jx3xs]

Wow, you out listened me! You have 2x as much listening time as me! I'm actually surprised!

[@TheOne_6]

you spent 4 hours a day listening to music?
that's wild, and 54.4 days

[@something3287]

Lol when i click this video it gives me the real spotify app ads. What an coincidence

[@Charlie-skates]

How many times have you watched this
Me: yes

[@hangnail1515]

Only 254 snorts of coke! Damn 2023 really was a nightmare for you, you should always be gettting way over a thousand snorts per year

[@scribolusfingorenuhuhuh]

Why is nobody talkin bout the thumbnail

[@megarayquaza8841]

The most viewed picture got me

[@chipobject]

"0.03 baths per day" sounds like me

[@Z03Y___]

Even the ad was spotify wrapped

[@veeraboddu4630]

Holy crap my name is Kushal. Finally somebody that shares a name with me.

[@G-Loud]

This is hilarious

[@melindaunal4893]

Looks like spotify just doesn't hate justmehabibi, he hates this guy too😢

[@ma.sheneillemina5837]

the place your dad was locked up for tax evasion💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠

[@Crypteral08]

Louisiana State Penitentiary had me giggling and balls jiggling

[@butterflysundae9059]

i hate skibidi toilet 😡

[@TotallyTaliton]

Because of their young fanbase? Just don’t interact with them then.

[@arcdal]

I HATE SKIBIDI FORTNITE BALLS 🫃🫃😎😭

[@IceCream_Donuts]

Me too🔥

[@juliirubyx]

Me too because their fans are so fucking bossy about people hating skibidi toilet...

[@kakav420arecringe4]

​@@juliirubyx I like skibidi toilet but I'm not a bossy kid

[@U2R3]

I got a spotify ad when I clicked on this

[@PlentyOfEthan]

Most relatable shit i’ve ever sawn

[@Japanimations783]

0:04 I chuckled like woody woodpecker

[@ItzGachaKatie2]

“(The place your dad was lock up for tax evasion)” WHY WAS I WHEEZING HELPP 😭

[@Diluxe8994]

Passive-Aggressive Wrapped

[@hiimdoodle]

as long as you dont watch skibidi toilet, you never encounter tax evasion.

[@Cryaboutit_HEHEHEHHEHE]

I agree with Spotify on the last one

[@UrLocalVS]

the last one 💀

[@skereanova2924]

Yes Mr. Spotify, that's the guy. Hire.Him.Now.

[@notatomato2]

0:31 As somebody from Louisiana, this got me 💀

[@Jisawesomeletter]

I thought I was the only one from Louisiana that saw this

[@notatomato2]

@@Jisawesomeletter nope :D I live in Mississippi, but I am still Cajun

[@Vision-ky7ew]

Best song ❤

[@domdaman12]

Why does it have to bring my state into this 😭

[@TORXINYUEXAVIERSTUDENT]

This doesn’t even have to do with music anymore, they just taking bro’s personal information now

[@helmetnachos15]

1:17 I crapped my self at a local restaurant after I seen it💀💀💀

[@Duck7n8]

"please get a new life" 😭

[@IZRthe1st]

everyone hate skibidi toilet, i even saw preteens who hated it and ALSO GEN ALPHA

[@karflexgamingfr]

I perished right at the get go

[@kayissostrange]

cackling rn

[@lo_tubeofficial0]

Skibidi toilet is normal but kids actually ruined it, resulted to hate

[@robertacasoni8581]

What's normal for you??? 😭🙏

[@StrimsAGame]

0:56 what? it's not normal to take baths every month?

[@corexxsoul7742]

If you opened Spotify in front of your friends it’s over.

[@ihavenoideawhattomakethis]

1:04
this basically implies that 29% percent of the year was spent listening to music.. 😨

[@BrunskitANM]

I agree with the whole thing if the person has skibidi toilet as the most listened song

[@billysits2]

happy i recognise the song

[@Theofficialsuperkdab]

*sees the last part* Spotify! Spotify! Spotify! Spotify!

[@-ilieks0da-]

i got an email by spotify saying
“ we know ur a fan of mitski. infact, you’ve streamed their songs 333 times this year. “
“ good for you. “ (iirc im too lazy to go check)

[@intangible9838]

Bro I got more minutes than this on my Spotify as wrapped 💀

[@MajapahitEagleLeader]

0:50 Me and bois that living in tropical country: 2x😂 every day

[@IvLima-zt1zi]

If you werent lying , you'd be listening for...
9408660 seconds
156811 minutes
2600 hours
108 days
15-ish weeks
& 3-ish months
If you started your binge-listening on January 1st , you'd stop on April 9th
oh god

[@Kranella_]

Majestic

[@darklittethingw]

spot speaking fax🗣🗣

[@Esh_11]

my fav vid 💀

[@StolasOwl27]

This is my brothers spotify wrapped

[@jellylemonade1655]

my 4th most listened to song was let it grow from the lorax ;-;

[@spencr.]

actual 5 year old

[@jellylemonade1655]

@@spencr. nope, just autistic 😊

[@fawauk]

LET IT GROW

[@Lolyouded]

As a person who lives in Louisiana, I’m glad our state penitentiary got a shoutout

[@Jisawesomeletter]

As a Louisiana resident I feel special from the shoutout

[@PuertoRicanFinalBoss]

Do one but they love you

[@-Lovers]

Help, I'm laugh dying

[@heyitslyrth]

I will laugh if that bread was mouldy

[@Xkenx5674]

I got a spotify ad😭

[@noahsmith2001]

Here before this gets popular
👇edit: guess i was wrong

[@SaintedNote6254]

Me

[@IMWBMEGJCC]

Me

[@blobbo_]

Me

[@sophie_beadsandbubbles]

Me

[@Gues9282]

Mii

[@PokyDaBesto]

"But wait! Theres more!"
Please 💀

[@FleetofFire]

Me watching this and seeing a comment from 4 months ago realizing that 2023 was 4 months ago 😭😭

[@CandelavraIsStupid]

Masterpiece

[@HorizonOnDaHorizonYT]

*dies of peak fiction*

[@Fireytheanimator]

This was the funniest song in history

[@communistpropaganda3629]

One of my top genres was "Yaoi". What the fuck does that mean. What is Yaoi music.

[@YummiiKitty]

Its uhm.. Like gay dude music. 💀✋

[@YummiiKitty]

I'ma be honest wit u I probably am gonna get that 2

[@communistpropaganda3629]

@@YummiiKitty I know what Yaoi is, my question is since when is that a music genre? What qualifies as Yaoi music? I am stressed

[@YummiiKitty]

@@communistpropaganda3629 oh Idk what qualifies as yaoi music loll

[@TheGuyWhoComments]

For anyone who would like to know 1 million swipes is around two per minute

[@TinpotHeadNoob]

"Louisiana State Penintentiary (The place your dad was locked up for tax evasion)"
I'M ROLLING IN THE FLOOR 💀

[@Bianca17656]

Blud got the Spotify from the Walmart employees phone what the hell☠️💀

[@CeilingCatMSM]

Mazz tom's spotify wrapped be like: