ENDING FRENCH ROYALTY - Crusader Kings 3
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- čas přidán 3. 10. 2020
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This was recorded a while ago, but boy it was fun. I need to play more Crusader Kings 3 with the lads. I think playing under the same ruler is the best way to play. Tomboy Haru-chan forever.
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French revolution in a nutshell:
Marat: You guys want to kill the king?
Robespierre: I just killed the king.
Everyone else: WHAT?
Followed by:
The First Coalition: Did you kill the fucking king?
First French Republic: I killed the king.
The First Coalition: Oh. My. God.
The rest of Europe’s monarchs, looking on in horror: What have you done?
Followed by:
The French Government: Are you trying to stage a Coup?
Napoleon Bonaparte: i Just did
The French Government: Oh...... Were fucked.
"my wife is now my lover"
"i would hope"
I read this as maxor said it
"If you will not come to Brazil..."
*"Brazil will come to you"*
Hello
Now come, let us begin
Vem pro Brasil
@@bernardops7138 vamos raptar ele
@@jeanmarcelzaiaferro381 bora
Rimmy: *my wife is my lover.*
King Henry the VIII: that's a thing?
Next isekai: I can’t believe my wife is so lovely!
And my inbred zoroastrian sister
Well to be a tiny bit fair he did want divorce but it was against the church to do that so he was kind of stuck, doesn't excuse his work-around however.
Hey, Scarmu? You feeling okay
*10 seconds of pause*
"IM NOT OKAY"
Just wondering, was scarmu talking about the game or real life? I’ve never played the game so not sure if that’s an event...
Rimmy: "Oh hey I'm the spymaster now"
*Immediately tries to kill the king and bring instability to the kingdom*
Sums up the game and the real world pretty nicely
No that’s more like the entire plot of dishonored one, literally someone who is a spymaster has the queen assassinated to gain power. Rimmy is that spymaster in this scenario only thing that solidified that would be for his crimes against the throne exposed and thrown into jail.
Rimmy's addiction to anime tomboys gives me worrying irregular heart palpitations
I disagree I whole heartedly support his tomboy love
Everybody loves Tomboys.
Nobody Pepe *wait no thats fembo-*
Tomboys are superior
@@idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472 Heartily agree
Haesteinn starts with 6000 event troops and can basically just invade anyone at the start of the game. I call it Haesteinn roulette.
My personal favourite is one game when I got to watch him invade Crimea. I can just imagine the confused screeching of the Nomads as they found themselves being on the other side of the invasion for once.
Someone called it "Haesteinn Bizzare Adventure" and I agree
One time he took over Africa on my game.
He took over east francia in my game while i was trying to unite the karlings as west francia.
@@kekero540 vandal grindset
5:56 "to show the power of murder, i saw this kingdom in half"
*That's a lotta damage!*
Look at these mere children experiencing Haesteinn's world tour for the first time
Cool profile picture
Jarl haesteinn’s bizarre adventure
I like how Zoran the Bear makes a random appearance at the end.
"HAVE YOU NO WOLVES!?!?"
"Yes, Rimmy fed the entire French royal family to them!"
"My cat just killed my dog!"
And then Bavaria took over West Francia.
King Doggo is dead.
King of France: Dies
Everyone: Oh no!
Also everyone: Anyways. *Spams plot to kill*
"So anyway, I started Infanticiding..."
"Cunning as a Horse"? For some reason Berserk just sprang to my mind.
I wouldn't describe that horse as cunning
I only recently got this joke. Just......just get help man. An exorcism might help
oh god no
Did they forget that Haesteinn is legendary for a reason?
Literally travelled with Bjorn Ironside
Playing as Haesteinn you can do pretty much whatever you want, ye
There is a reason why's there an achievement all about him
I like how as soon as he says “my cat killed my dog” they become Bavarian
In welsh, FF is "i" and W is "u", so Ffwdwr is "Iudur": to Fuss or bother.
Also this play-through was every bit as mental as I hoped, well done guys.
But... why? Who decided that the best way to represent welsh vowels in latin letters would be to use consonants?
@@darthplagueis13 it's not constinats, it's double letters: FF, dd, Ll, W (literally a Double u, i.e. something that in the medieval period would be writer as "uu"). When the welsh realized that they routinely use sounds, both vowels and consonants, that don't exist in the languages of mortal men, they decided (possibly asking a druid some dragon or dwarves for all i know) to use double letters to represent the sounds they didn't have Latin letters for by just using double letters assigned apparently at random, posibaly based on the moments of a sheep around a Ouija board. And then they wrote a song about it before the English came and ruined it.
I think, I wasn't really paying attention to my Welsh flatmate as he said that, but i think thats the basic Gist of it.
@@aidanfarnan4683 Well, but those double letters are still double consonants.
Like, why not have double vowels or vowel combinations instead? In my mind that would make more sense...
@@darthplagueis13 Bit of research resulted in the answer of 'clusterfrak of weirdness and nobody knows'. Then trying to fix and codify the result into a consistent alphabet after the government of the time (english crown) made the language illegal due to it being 'morally wrong and holding the people from advancement'.
More specifically, it was transcribed after oral histories into Latin symbology (which doesn't always use the same sounds and letters as the modern English alphabet) to try to specify the particular sounds. Why they chose the method used isn't known and it wasn't all that precise anyways. Then later there was the mess with the printing presses using arrangements of individual letter stamps, which didn't have all the stamps needed for the sheer number of consonants Welsh uses so they substituted. That inconsistency over time and being normalised resulted in it having to be formally codified to best-fit and there we go.
Plus English not really using diacritics or digraphs and the way words change how they pronounce over time, etc and it starts to make a kind of sense.
Are we going to ignore the cat killing the dog throughout all this chaos?
I also love how West Francia exploded moments before it was announced, implying that the death of the dog resulted in that.
I don't even know what is real anymore
My god rimmy playing a paradox game?
like the good old days?
And he's funking the world up IMMENSELY?
Great vid
"I didn't strangle those children, I fed them to wolves"
West Francia, Best Francia
Sup Kim Jong Un
0:52
As a Dutchman, I found your attempt to pronounce that name absolutely hilarious
@taniths 1st and only sgt iron on duty
Blijft altijd grappig, buitenlanders die Nederlandse namen proberen uit te spreken.
This was a good watch. Y'all even played the true French way, killing the monarch at every chance.
I thought the true French way is by surrendering 🤔
@@bananaman2912 Damn i envy you, living in 2004 instead of 2020
@@scorpixel1866 agreed
1:00 "If you will not come to you, *Brazil will come to you."*
*_NO! ANYTHING BUT THE OFF DUTY COPS!_*
In this episode, Rimmy plays as the chaotic french KGB.
I saw Brazil and the only thing I thought of was "ah yeah, himmler's a gamer isn't he?"
Vikings rolling into the umayad caliphate like:
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle
"I just murdered without thinking of the consequences!" - Rimmy 2020
8:08 The concern in Rimmy’s voice is so sweet
I’ve seen a house motto by the name “Help Me”.
Just thought I would share
As someone who literally studies this period of history and is writing a dissertation on Lotharingia, I'm enjoying how every CZcamsr and streamer I watch butchers my favourite time period :)
At this point rimmy yelling "Scarmu!" is just something we expect in each video
5:58 TO SHOW YOU THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE, I SAWED THIS KINGDOM IN HALF!!!
Me who had a game where France split into 4 separate domain's: "First Time?"
Please do this again, you must reach the end game with this bumbling train of insanity.
Anyone else rooting for Ghat? They gotta Ghat that epic victory royale
*frost desperately fights his American soldier instincts*
A duke back then was a duke of hazard obviously.
When Rimmy makes fun of a language you can actually read.
My favorite bit is Rimmy taking umbrage with the claim that he strangled a bunch of children when in fact he fed them to wolves. And not the fact that he murdered so many children the entire region of France is shattered.
Love this episode can't wait to see more
We definitely need more CK3 videos like this. This is extremely entertaining.
Yes! Please more!
I really want a part 2 to this video :)
when you see Scarmu, Max0r and Rimmy all in the same video: holy shit it's an all star event! also, god bless the Swedish empire, scarmu, sorry for your loss.
As an Englishman this does put a smile on my face.
Finally,the deliverence of another video
Loving it. More of that multiplayer CK game please.
You know I wish I knew every anime Tomboy but I don’t so I wanna know which character Rimmy was using.
Some of the few I know I call Tomboys off how they act is like Lisbeth and Sinon from SAO... Sad I know
Haru nonaka
Well I just tapped the notification and I have no regrets
"I've wiped out the French royal family"
"Why?"
"... I'll get back to you on that"
THE POPE IS BASED!!!
This is my first time watching a rimmy vid since the first YOU and ME and HER video
JAIR.
JAIR COMES FOR YOU FORNICATORS.
The Dukes of Hazar- I mean, France.
I would love to see someone pull of kidnaping cheese strategy and just become king in first few years.
"My cat just killed my dog..."
Tyger Tyger? 0_o
Rimmy the Thronebreaker
I love it that casually just say you killed the king of france.
when is the next episode of "You and Me and Her" coming out?
Damn this is just the god kings of Brazil but Rimmys pov
After watching, I have pretty much only one question.
*w h a t*
French Karlings are running with the wolves tonight
Good to see more CK3.
3:10 Same guy was Prime Minister in "Lord Marksman and Vanadis"
Nooooo you cant just keep killing the king! It'll split the kingdom
Rimmy: haha baby mulcher go brrrrrr
King Dies, friends in separate countries, aquires Cancer, cat kills dog...life hates that man
God this last twelve minutes were a life on their own right
I loved this! There's gonna be a part 2 right?
French Monarchs: Mr Rimmy, I don't feel too good
a year later and im here as a brazilian, to invite y'all to come here
This is great representation of the behavior of nobles in French High Society.
good
please i need more
Becomes spymaster, begins plot to murder king
To anyone wondering, no you can't abduct rulers you are at war with anymore. Big patch fixed a lot of issues.
Yo Rimmy, any chance of you playing the Hololive religions mod? It's really stupid, but at the same time really fun
*Bavaria has come to Brazil*
Unexpected Zoran
Who is the tomboy tho Rimmy, where is she from?
Haru Nonaka from Yesterday wo utatte.
A hero
@@TraxOferta No. I only serve our cause.
You guys should to continue this campaign.
That Viking count is a legendary character and can use the invade kingdom casibelli to get and instant kingdom but must form duchies to form a new kingdom or else the kingdom breaks
Best funny ck3 stream
Ah I see you also have chosen the best tomboy Rimmy
if rimmy is a guardsman in the next bro trip i'm going to scream
Them Duke boys are at it again.
"I can mind break him!"
*leans back in chair with a suspicious squint*
.......Be very careful when you explain how.
Given the timing, I’m convinced that the cat was a Bavarian assassin and the dog was the sole thing standing in the way of the Bavarian claim to northern France
Every knight is a tomboy legend
11:33 THE POPE IS NO SIMP!
Absolutely play this another time, this is cursed as shit.
Would watch more
I guardian have a dream… A DREAM ABOUT TOMBOY’S!!!!!
7:22
Ah yes, the ISP Technique
Ok, that was an... interesting misreading.
3:04 "You can ransom Pope Karling."
I have no idea what happened in this video, but it was entertaining.
les dukes de hazzard
Uh um yes
2:50 remember Rimmy, aussies are just Irish that got caught
Watched France fall yk Bavaria in real time now
Brazil endures...
I FUCKING LOVE IT
So stupid and fun xd