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  • čas přidán 21. 05. 2024
  • Michael Kosta reports on a new poll from "The Guardian," showing that Americans believe the economy is shrinking, the stock market is down, and unemployment is at a 50-year-high. Plus, RFK Jr. issues an appeal to amateur traders on Reddit, and Trump claims that Joe Biden tried to assassinate him during the Mar-a-Lago raid two years ago. Thankfully, Josh Johnson joins to explain what’s really going on behind the scenes at Biden HQ. #DailyShow #MichaelKosta #Trump
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  • @benwasserman8223
    @benwasserman8223 Před 24 dny +1449

    Is anyone just tired from how many people no longer believe in reality? This is beyond mentally exhausting...

    • @user-fl3sr2kh5c
      @user-fl3sr2kh5c Před 24 dny

      It’s hard when they don’t believe in facts… unless the MAGA cult says it they don’t believe it. It’s infuriating from Canada 🇨🇦

    • @missunderstanding357
      @missunderstanding357 Před 24 dny +54

      Utterly. 😮‍💨

    • @Jen7867
      @Jen7867 Před 24 dny +67

      Yes!! So much, yes!
      I'm a millennial without kids, so I'm clueless about this: Do you know if they are teaching school-age kids and teens about social media and media literacy? Because I think that doing this would really help our country. If they aren't, then they should be! And it needs to start way before high school or college.

    • @arlom5132
      @arlom5132 Před 24 dny +78

      Like the reality that corporate profits are at a record breaking all time high while the prices at the grocery store, that regular people are expected to pay on their 7.50 minimum wage, are 4 times what they were 10 years ago because of greedflation?

    • @gregbors8364
      @gregbors8364 Před 24 dny +13

      The funny thing is that there is no way you (or I) can prove you’re not a bot or some other form of AI

  • @cloudwatcher608
    @cloudwatcher608 Před 24 dny +650

    The answer to all of those inaccurate “feelings” of the economy is corporate profiteering.

    • @j3pwalrus
      @j3pwalrus Před 24 dny +84

      Sure feels like the economy is down when you're struggling to make ends meet. Shame the economy and stock market are two completely different things.

    • @legaleeblonde4310
      @legaleeblonde4310 Před 24 dny

      The USD is about to break. You can't print money and borrow from the Chinese forever. They're here and they're gonna want it back. Js

    • @legaleeblonde4310
      @legaleeblonde4310 Před 24 dny

      50,000 Chinese nationals released from the CCP have crossed our borders. China doesn't just let people go, you know. Especially not that many military age men. If I were leaving my country for asylum, I'd want my family with me. Hello.

    • @jasperzanovich2504
      @jasperzanovich2504 Před 24 dny +46

      The economy doing well but half tge people doing bad is bad for a society.

    • @o1badmofo763
      @o1badmofo763 Před 24 dny +34

      @@j3pwalrusthen you can just look at all the corporations who had all time record profits. And why they are NOW LOWERING PRICES.. blame the price gouging.

  • @liquidKi
    @liquidKi Před 24 dny +533

    A lot of people think the economy is bad because they have less and less money left (if any) after paying their bills and buying groceries each month. Real wages stopped rising with GDP growth in the 70s, and since then workers have continued to receive less and less of the value they create, while millionaires and billionaires are taking more and more.

    • @o1badmofo763
      @o1badmofo763 Před 24 dny +17

      Take the national restaurant association perfect example of how anyone who works a restaurant job is paying for their own demise. In multiple ways.

    • @wisdomsleuth77777
      @wisdomsleuth77777 Před 23 dny +50

      And Mr T wants to give another tax break to the billionaire class back in the day CEOs made 20% more than the workers now its 360%. Price gouging is real they have to afford their Jets somehow while we drive through the potholes and pay for their debt and try to afford a new tire. Mr doo doo only paid $750 in taxes last year how is that fair. By the way food prices would probably be lower if we had migrant labor to harvest it and we weren't having to pay crop insurance for farmers who don't have anyone to harvest and have to till that under. The same ones who scream about pulling yourself up by the bootstraps have no problem getting subsidized by our tax dollars for their Harvest gone bad

    • @charlenezevelykirby481
      @charlenezevelykirby481 Před 23 dny +21

      and Trump did his part to insure they dont have to pay their fair share for our gov. expenses as we do. Yet he thinks they should have all the control. You pay you play, I say. no one who does not pay the same rate of taxes I do should have any say in governing me or our government period.

    • @lisalasers
      @lisalasers Před 23 dny +16

      Even The Daily Show ignores facts, apparently.

    • @generodgers6019
      @generodgers6019 Před 23 dny

      Ronald Reagan and the trickle down 🐂💩!

  • @deanfiora4227
    @deanfiora4227 Před 23 dny +440

    The FBI did not "raid" Mar-a-Lago; they simply carried out a legally obtained search warrant.

    • @LyonsM
      @LyonsM Před 23 dny

      It’s just that simple. Fox along with the other MAGA are drama queens. SMH

    • @stefrost4029
      @stefrost4029 Před 23 dny +10

      That's still called a raid.

    • @jeffrowisdabest
      @jeffrowisdabest Před 23 dny +22

      Right. They didn't use tear gas. They didn't kick down doors. The political right needs to stop being such babies.

    • @crazybeardjones
      @crazybeardjones Před 23 dny

      Thats literally what a "raid" is, "a suprise visit by police to arrest suspected people or seize illicit goods" from the Oxford dictionary. They "raided" Mar-a lago to seize the documents

    • @larryaldama1673
      @larryaldama1673 Před 23 dny +1

      Not 🤣

  • @policerthought5649
    @policerthought5649 Před 24 dny +994

    Interesting how the supposed “pro-law enforcement” crowd has no idea how law enforcement works.

    • @Theycallmetomu
      @Theycallmetomu Před 24 dny +80

      They believe in Law and Order but not Rule of Law. "Keep the masses down" but not "the rules apply to everyone."

    • @kimclarkson9083
      @kimclarkson9083 Před 24 dny +32

      ​@@TheycallmetomuNo rights for all, just privilege for the few.

    • @Xeonerable
      @Xeonerable Před 24 dny

      Usually in their minds the police are for keeping the minorities away.

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn Před 24 dny

      posted on the wrong thread lol

    • @Virjunior01
      @Virjunior01 Před 24 dny

      They know EXACTLY how it works. George Floyd. Stop.

  • @iamanomas
    @iamanomas Před 24 dny +645

    Assassination? At least 9 years too late. The damage has been done.

    • @rorychivers8769
      @rorychivers8769 Před 24 dny +50

      I'll give it to Trump though, for once he actually is saying what we're all thinking

    • @hisomebodytrackingmuch1309
      @hisomebodytrackingmuch1309 Před 24 dny

      ​@@rorychivers8769nope

    • @hisomebodytrackingmuch1309
      @hisomebodytrackingmuch1309 Před 24 dny +1

      That fact that he wasn't taken out already is proof that his "Deep State" fever dream is just that

    • @DennisMoore664
      @DennisMoore664 Před 24 dny +45

      Meh - better late than never.

    • @for-lc6rj
      @for-lc6rj Před 24 dny

      and all the usual suspects to assassinate a president are magats

  • @matthewh.2539
    @matthewh.2539 Před 23 dny +64

    Make Americans think again. Critical thinking is needed.

  • @marcirolker3658
    @marcirolker3658 Před 24 dny +98

    Josh Johnson has become my new favorite human. Every time I see him I laugh out loud! ❤

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 Před 22 dny +9

      he doesn't even need to speak, he has this niceness and humorous charisma.

  • @MichaelHaneline
    @MichaelHaneline Před 24 dny +184

    ME: How come I have NEVER received a call from a political pollster?
    Also me: Ignored 13 calls today from numbers I didn't recognize.

    • @wisdomsleuth77777
      @wisdomsleuth77777 Před 23 dny +9

      That's hilarious right call block a beautiful thing😂

    • @alexandradaniele
      @alexandradaniele Před 23 dny

      They probably only poll MAGATS.

    • @ChannelMath
      @ChannelMath Před 22 dny

      People who are too busy and cynical to answer their phone are also unlikely to vote, so it works out

    • @MichaelHaneline
      @MichaelHaneline Před 22 dny +7

      @@ChannelMath what are you talking about? Source required on that one bud.

    • @WorldofLadySondrea
      @WorldofLadySondrea Před 22 dny +6

      ​@@ChannelMathThat makes absolutely no sense.

  • @rickyrickardo3445
    @rickyrickardo3445 Před 24 dny +755

    Been the common practice since 2000 that deadly force is authorized during a federal raid. The outrage from the right originates with individuals who know this. They're just incredibly disingenuous.

    • @DennisMoore664
      @DennisMoore664 Před 24 dny +24

      Only since 2000? I'm surprised to hear it wasn't always SOP what with all the dead people during federal raids during the 90's.

    • @Theycallmetomu
      @Theycallmetomu Před 24 dny +42

      I would hazard to guess that many of them are probably *directly responsible* for that being the policy.

    • @TroIIingThemSoftly
      @TroIIingThemSoftly Před 24 dny

      @@DennisMoore664 Those were the original MAGA. There's a reason they got raided.

    • @stephenstjohn5239
      @stephenstjohn5239 Před 24 dny +46

      Disingenuous? I prefer "lying." Much simpler.

    • @alwaysplaythegame
      @alwaysplaythegame Před 24 dny +32

      These same people believe unemployment is at a 50 year high. It's not like logic matters.

  • @kwylde
    @kwylde Před 23 dny +115

    It's hard to fault Americans for thinking the economy is in such a bad state when average Americans aren't benefitting from economic growth or the myth of trickle-down economics

    • @tamraprice09
      @tamraprice09 Před 23 dny +14

      Facts. Because when all you do is pay rent/mortgage and bills, basically, you're looking at your own economic situation.

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 Před 22 dny +6

      @@tamraprice09 You're both correct. But I like to point out there is a President who can change that for the better and a former President who will give his millionaire buddies tax-cuts again.

    • @tamraprice09
      @tamraprice09 Před 22 dny +2

      @@chenzen1578 I guess ty for your point. I really tried to stay apolitical regarding my economic situation. I get what you are saying. Everything is so expensive, it's hard to breathe and I don't blame 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

    • @annemarie1507
      @annemarie1507 Před 22 dny

      And the truly astounding part is that the people who scream the loudest about the economy are the same ones who keep voting for Republicans, the party most responsible for concentrating more and more of the wealth in fewer and fewer hands.

    • @mpup54
      @mpup54 Před 20 dny +1

      When the govt adds two trillion in deficits every year, the economy cant keep up with inflation and other fall outs from that kind of overspending. We are worse off from having these last two Presidents, period.

  • @Befread
    @Befread Před 24 dny +45

    I mean the irony is that if Trump got his way Biden would be able to legally do this.

    • @duramaxdad
      @duramaxdad Před 18 dny

      Long sighted the framers were. Our news cycles are not.
      That which u fight for today may fight u back tmro.

  • @ingridfong-daley5899
    @ingridfong-daley5899 Před 24 dny +240

    Josh Johnson's a busy guy! Seems like he's everywhere, whether on here or doing live standup--he's a great addition to the team!

    • @kellharris2491
      @kellharris2491 Před 24 dny +19

      He's funny. I need to laugh or I will cry.

    • @localCrows
      @localCrows Před 23 dny +5

      Sadly he isn't here in Europe. 😢
      Can you send us a clone, please?

    • @darcy5761
      @darcy5761 Před 23 dny +12

      I love his humor. I've been following for a few years. It's nice to see him get the exposure he deserves.

    • @Somethinghumble
      @Somethinghumble Před 23 dny +5

      It's like you can hear the three black women who raised him coming out of his mouth and in his expressions. He's a breath of fresh air!

    • @RockSoup
      @RockSoup Před 23 dny +4

      I love how he starts sketches in his "anchor" voice and it's always gone by the end of the sketch. I would love to see Josh at the desk.

  • @quietreason8679
    @quietreason8679 Před 23 dny +61

    To be fair, "the economy" can be an ambiguous term. GDP can be going up, unemployment can be down, while wages stay stagnant and prices keep soaring. In other words "the economy" can be doing great, while you personally might experience more economic hardship. These polls might speak more to the unequal distribution of wealth in America.

    • @plwadodveeefdv
      @plwadodveeefdv Před 22 dny +1

      But the market is up, GDP is up, and unemployment is down. The indicators are in lock step.
      You may be struggling, but you are not the economy...

    • @GraceDavis-sp1ey
      @GraceDavis-sp1ey Před 18 dny +1

      Exactly

  • @wenerjy
    @wenerjy Před 24 dny +47

    Wealth inequality is higher than ever in America, but if you want even more wealth inequality, you can elect the GOP for more tax cuts.

    • @anthonyvigil7567
      @anthonyvigil7567 Před 23 dny

      Republicans aren’t going to cuts taxes. Give me one example where I’m the past 15 years where republicans cuts taxes? Because I haven’t got one. And explain to me how taking a third of someone’s income helps them out since it’s just going to 2 wars and building infrastructure that isn’t getting completed

  • @mckeewardiv6307
    @mckeewardiv6307 Před 23 dny +14

    Top tier sound effects from the immaculate ✨Josh🥇JOHNSON✨

  • @MeltedPearls
    @MeltedPearls Před 24 dny +80

    Josh Johnson = an even BETTER day!

  • @shirlthegirl631
    @shirlthegirl631 Před 24 dny +119

    Josh Johnson is hilarious!

    • @jspres86
      @jspres86 Před 24 dny +10

      "I don't think that's how guns sound."
      "That's 'cuz you ain't from the streets."
      😂😂

    • @senorsnout4417
      @senorsnout4417 Před 21 dnem

      I personally think he's overly smug and annoying, and has the charisma of a block of concrete, but hey, to each their own.

  • @jkadkin
    @jkadkin Před 23 dny +8

    LOVING THE DAILY SHOW ENERGY 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 Josh and Michael have amazing chemistry, but the whole cast does with each other. Incredible writing and deliveries, well done TDS 🙌🏻🙌🏻

  • @gregwilhelm7593
    @gregwilhelm7593 Před 24 dny +16

    Loving the tie Michael!!! Guessing it's blue and yellow on purpose. Slava Ukraine

  • @rebeccahowell2706
    @rebeccahowell2706 Před 24 dny +161

    I think they are saying he has blood on his hands? Because that what many of us think.

    • @rosliannmiller5517
      @rosliannmiller5517 Před 24 dny +13

      That's where my brain immediately went...

    • @SchoolforHackers
      @SchoolforHackers Před 24 dny +7

      I’m positive that’s not how guns sound.

    • @bossyboots5000
      @bossyboots5000 Před 24 dny

      I thought maybe some ultra enthusiastic fan sent it, as if to say, "See sir, I'm so dedicated to MAGA that I'll literally bleed for you. More where that came from."
      Bc really, if you want to creep someone out, you don't send them vials that look like they got misdelivered from Qwest, you put a bunch of blood in a jar or something. Duh.
      🤪

    • @TroIIingThemSoftly
      @TroIIingThemSoftly Před 24 dny +11

      I think they had it right with it being Rudy's lunch.

    • @lesliezammit3456
      @lesliezammit3456 Před 23 dny

      Not the least of whom being those who lost someone dear to Covid. It was real and his next term will be even worse.

  • @gwick358
    @gwick358 Před 24 dny +51

    The doddering old man wasn't even in mar-a-lardo on the day of the search.

    • @66falcon99
      @66falcon99 Před 23 dny

      A fact conveniently ignored by the outrage machine that is FOX and right-wing media.

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 Před 22 dny +3

      woa, don't state facts, it's reputincan's Kryptonite!

    • @Stacy-
      @Stacy- Před 22 dny

      They don't understand logic or common sense. They only speak hate-filled rants, fear-mongering, & fake outrage.😂

  • @dm-heart
    @dm-heart Před 23 dny +10

    5:10 criminal defendant is completely BONKERS NUTS! Pretending he is a victim of an assassination attempt -utter nonsense - words matter.

  • @kimb6974
    @kimb6974 Před 23 dny +24

    it was not a raid. they executed a legal search warrant.

    • @greebj
      @greebj Před 22 dny +2

      That's what the fundraising email said. just in MAGAese

    • @doomedwit1010
      @doomedwit1010 Před 22 dny +2

      And after they arranged with the Secret Service to make sure he wasn't present. Oh. And the Secret Service.

  • @ChrisPack-tk1px
    @ChrisPack-tk1px Před 24 dny +778

    All Trump need is 11,780 days in federal prison.. 😂

    • @PIXPromosMore
      @PIXPromosMore Před 24 dny +41

      32.3 years...but who's counting?

    • @nonna_sof5889
      @nonna_sof5889 Před 24 dny +36

      @@PIXPromosMore Not Trump. He can't count.

    • @Missunderstood103
      @Missunderstood103 Před 24 dny +29

      So nice I read it twice.👍

    • @nicholasgardiner9601
      @nicholasgardiner9601 Před 24 dny

      58 years 4 months. The time the exonerated 5 (really six) were serving. Although he had no knowledge of the case, Trump took out a full page newspaper ad demanding their execution. Of course Trump never apologized.🎉😢😮

    • @Pidxr
      @Pidxr Před 24 dny

      ED209

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Před 24 dny +182

    Brainworms. Together. Strong.

    • @anguselliott8986
      @anguselliott8986 Před 24 dny +6

      Clearly the worms are spread in the bands of the red hats

    • @tjcombo9328
      @tjcombo9328 Před 24 dny +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @JZsBFF
      @JZsBFF Před 23 dny +1

      Q: Who to vote for? Kennedy or Brett Brainworm?
      A: The lesser of two weevils!

    • @robertnapier624
      @robertnapier624 Před 23 dny

      @@anguselliott8986 they keep walking with rhythm. They’re supposed to walk without rhythm so they won’t attract the worms.

    • @ChristopherYost-fm8jd
      @ChristopherYost-fm8jd Před 23 dny

      @@anguselliott8986 Why? Because I'm black and don't believe I'm a victim? Because I think we have a border and it should be secure? That people have the right to defend themselves? Some of the things conservatives stand for is so basic and common sense.

  • @uberliner503
    @uberliner503 Před 23 dny +5

    For a newbie, Josh Johnson is one of the best Correspondents the DS has had in a long time.

  • @dlrglaze
    @dlrglaze Před 22 dny +4

    I don't watch TDS clips every day, but I watch every clip with Josh Johnson!

  • @S.Shea2432
    @S.Shea2432 Před 24 dny +195

    I Love Josh Johnson!! 🤣💜

  • @bossyboots5000
    @bossyboots5000 Před 24 dny +49

    Kostas and Johnson work really well together. Kostas nailed the desk and it's always a treat to see Josh.
    Edit: oops, misspelling

  • @MR-jh7in
    @MR-jh7in Před 23 dny +4

    Josh Johnson is the future of comedy. His stand up is amazing.

  • @MrJonsboo
    @MrJonsboo Před 23 dny +7

    Joshua Johnson is easily my favorite,that dude is a natural

  • @levibennett5166
    @levibennett5166 Před 24 dny +55

    The book depository joke was gold

    • @SchoolforHackers
      @SchoolforHackers Před 24 dny +7

      Yes, wonder how many got that.

    • @g.cosper8306
      @g.cosper8306 Před 24 dny +6

      Not many in the audience but I'm appreciative. I'm also 69 yrs old

    • @siyabongakunene5052
      @siyabongakunene5052 Před 24 dny

      Flew over my head. I guess there was a U.S. president assassination that took place there!?

    • @mason96575
      @mason96575 Před 24 dny +4

      Yea they didn’t respond the way I would’ve expected them to… I’m sure they got it, right?

    • @gardenofsn5955
      @gardenofsn5955 Před 23 dny +4

      @@mason96575 I'm 30 and didn't get it. Never heard anything about it. Can someone elaborate?

  • @QuarterCoyote
    @QuarterCoyote Před 24 dny +53

    The audience didn't get that book depository joke (JFK).

    • @bakedpotato7858
      @bakedpotato7858 Před 24 dny +2

      Yeah I thought that was pretty great 😂😂

    • @mason96575
      @mason96575 Před 24 dny

      I’m sure they got it - they just didn’t respond the way I would’ve expected they would have…
      Surely, they got it? It wasn’t some high IQ thing, lol

    • @gardenofsn5955
      @gardenofsn5955 Před 23 dny +2

      @@mason96575 I'm 30 and didn't get it, never heard of it. Some folks just have different experiences than you.

    • @nomore6167
      @nomore6167 Před 23 dny +2

      @@mason96575 "I'm sure they got it - they just didn’t respond the way I would’ve expected they would have" - You do realize that 1963 was 61 years ago, right? While people today may learn about it in school, people don't actually carry much knowledge from school into later life. They remember it until they're tested and then forget most of it.

    • @mason96575
      @mason96575 Před 23 dny

      That’s fair. I’m just old, I guess 😭

  • @iChaseCorals
    @iChaseCorals Před 23 dny +18

    And if it happens, I don’t think anyone would be crying.

    • @CascadianPatriotII
      @CascadianPatriotII Před 22 dny

      More like armed temper tantrums, I fear.

    • @mpup54
      @mpup54 Před 20 dny

      If he was a target for any weapon, how could anyone miss a bullseye so big? Clearly no one is aiming, its just another dumb reach for a conspiracy theory that doesnt make much sense since he wasnt at the residence that day.

  • @sfkeepay
    @sfkeepay Před 24 dny +4

    Josh’s bit was stupidly and inexplicably awesome for me tonight.

  • @Kate-ms5js
    @Kate-ms5js Před 24 dny +81

    This was great! And the bit with Josh…Josh was on fire tonight! 🔥

  • @DeepFleeceheart
    @DeepFleeceheart Před 24 dny +141

    The economy can be doing fine and dandy, but i still cant find any employer willing to pay a living wage

    • @Kyle_P
      @Kyle_P Před 24 dny +58

      Small Businesses: “We can’t do it because we have to compete with Big Business scale and prices.”
      Big Businesses: “We can’t do it because the CEO wants a new yacht.”

    • @sublimnalphish7232
      @sublimnalphish7232 Před 24 dny +24

      And prices have gone up dramatically since the COVID experience..... Oh but food hasn't anything to do with the economy and cost of living... 😂

    • @mrvlsmrv
      @mrvlsmrv Před 24 dny +22

      Employers want to only pay themselves a living wage. Also, they have nice houses in nice neighborhoods. Nice vacations several times a year. Country club membership if possible.
      Employee owned places are the best scenario lately.
      Big corporations hiring overpaid CEOs to find ways to cut corners. Just to justify their 8-9 figure salary is killing the middle class as well as those corporations.

    • @ethanweeter2732
      @ethanweeter2732 Před 24 dny +6

      You mean they are behaving like Capitalists? What a shock. And what are you calling a living wage? I think $15 minimum wage is close to enough for minimum wage and living wafe would be $20.

    • @RomanForkosh
      @RomanForkosh Před 24 dny +2

      You are still living... So you must have found a living wage.

  • @zdelrod829
    @zdelrod829 Před 23 dny +6

    The Former President who cried Assassination: A Children's Story
    There once was a former president who was bored as he sat on the hillside watching the village nearby. To amuse himself he took a great breath and sang out, "assassin! assassin! The assassin is chasing me!"
    The secret service came running up the hill to help the former president drive the assassin away. But when they arrived at the top of the hill, they found no assassin. The former president laughed at the sight of their angry faces.
    "Don't cry 'assassin', former president," said the secret service, "when there's no assassin!" They went grumbling back down the hill.
    Later, the former president sang out again, "assassin! assassin! The assassin is chasing the me!" To his naughty delight, he watched the secret service run up the hill to help him drive the assassin away.
    When the secret service saw no assassin they sternly said, "Save your frightened song for when there is really something wrong! Don't cry 'assassin' when there is NO assassin!"
    But the former president just grinned and watched them go grumbling down the hill once more.
    Later, he saw a REAL assassin prowling about his home. Alarmed, he leaped to his feet and sang out as loudly as he could, "assassin! assassin!"
    But the secret service thought he was trying to fool them again, and so they didn't come.
    At sunset, everyone wondered why the former president hadn't returned to the village. They went up the hill to find the former president. They found him weeping.
    "There really was an assassin here! The MAGA supporters have scattered! I cried out, "assassin!" Why didn't you come?"
    An old man tried to comfort the former president as they walked back to the village.
    "We'll help you look for the assassin in the morning," he said, putting his arm around the youth, "Nobody believes a liar...even when he is telling the truth!"

  • @spotthedogg
    @spotthedogg Před 23 dny +5

    The economy growing and employment is up but people can’t eat or get shelter…
    Fix the structure of the economy

    • @mpup54
      @mpup54 Před 20 dny

      Fix shelter prices first. They are growing way faster than anything else

  • @starvalkyrie
    @starvalkyrie Před 24 dny +48

    Josh Johnson an impenetrable authority on sounds.

    • @0e0
      @0e0 Před 24 dny +1

      that "skew" was hard af

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 Před 24 dny +68

    Desperate Don

    • @speedrunner9907
      @speedrunner9907 Před 24 dny +3

      folks are saying I am the most desperate and it’s true. Everybody knows it’s big it’s beautiful. where is JD? Where is JD Vance stand-up JD, wave at the crowd. Don’t we love JD Vance folks? the D Stands for desperate, folks I call him Desperate J.

    • @sampicano
      @sampicano Před 24 dny +9

      Sleepy Don and Moscow Marj

    • @o1badmofo763
      @o1badmofo763 Před 24 dny +1

      @@sampicanomarge, the bounty hunter

  • @joanvanore322
    @joanvanore322 Před 24 dny +4

    Keep Josh Johnson!!!!!

  • @ernestpaul2484
    @ernestpaul2484 Před 23 dny +2

    65 going on 66 and lived in 4 different states, been to 49 of them and have never been asked by a pollster anything. This includes exit polls after voting. Where do these polls get their information and/or responses?

    • @elainehewitt6813
      @elainehewitt6813 Před 23 dny

      More false BS is all. They'll tell us what we want to hear. Polls lie. Look at the positive polls saying Clinton was winning. D'oh.

  • @joermnyc
    @joermnyc Před 24 dny +51

    Wasn’t Trump in NY when the FBI raided Mar-a-Lago?

    • @areichental
      @areichental Před 24 dny +10

      Yes

    • @Monika-mh2je
      @Monika-mh2je Před 23 dny

      MAGA don't care and like facts. Other lies for whining and begging for their money.

    • @biffy7
      @biffy7 Před 23 dny +1

      When the FBI served papers he was in NJ.

    • @alexandradaniele
      @alexandradaniele Před 23 dny +1

      Yes, he was in NYC.

  • @krishutch3d
    @krishutch3d Před 24 dny +111

    I completely understand why people think this way. The economy is great for some people. But the difference between the classes is much bigger than it has ever been in America

    • @for-lc6rj
      @for-lc6rj Před 24 dny +11

      SOCIALIST !!!! 😉

    • @bovinityleak2066
      @bovinityleak2066 Před 24 dny +2

      @@for-lc6rjis winky face supposed to make that one word comment self explanatory?

    • @lordvadertheleftie9703
      @lordvadertheleftie9703 Před 23 dny +3

      ​@@bovinityleak2066 he likely couldn't define the difference between socialism and communism

    • @for-lc6rj
      @for-lc6rj Před 23 dny

      @@bovinityleak2066 isn´t socialist the usual "smear" rightwingers use for people who care about others ?

    • @rochellestarr9538
      @rochellestarr9538 Před 23 dny +2

      And yet decent folks will never take the price of eggs over human rights!

  • @_Pauper_
    @_Pauper_ Před 23 dny +2

    Josh killed it this segment. - all love from Detroit

  • @kayannaottaway3381
    @kayannaottaway3381 Před 24 dny +3

    They won’t even put him in jail for anything after a life of crimes.

  • @markobrion8293
    @markobrion8293 Před 24 dny +147

    That is a true statement on polls. I have never talked to anyone that has never taken a poll ever.

    • @bossyboots5000
      @bossyboots5000 Před 24 dny +10

      Me either. I always wonder who these people are, if it's a proper demographic representation, if the questions were worded in a confusing or biased way. Poll takers, show yourselves!

    • @for-lc6rj
      @for-lc6rj Před 24 dny

      remember when T said we shouldn´t trust polls because a majority of people admitted in a poll they´d lie to pollsters ?

    • @TroIIingThemSoftly
      @TroIIingThemSoftly Před 24 dny +6

      That's because they're all in nursing homes.

    • @MsJellyBellyLove
      @MsJellyBellyLove Před 24 dny

      The polling companies are also the ones that pay people to fill the seats at rallies, so...

    • @bd048
      @bd048 Před 24 dny +14

      Polls show that most people have never talked to anyone that has never taken a poll ever.

  • @Tapin4pardude
    @Tapin4pardude Před 24 dny +36

    The daily show is back to being one of the best shows that make you laugh, and informed with the best in satirical humor.

    • @CalebRox
      @CalebRox Před 21 dnem +1

      and also manipulate you by lying.

    • @thisaintart
      @thisaintart Před 17 dny

      @@CalebRoxmy parents support opposing parties and both are offended by daily show 😂

  • @annelynn8708
    @annelynn8708 Před 24 dny +2

    Josh Johnson, you are hilarious. Thank you.

  • @robertcarty855
    @robertcarty855 Před 23 dny +1

    I am so glad Josh is a Daily Show correspondent

  • @alexanderromalo7153
    @alexanderromalo7153 Před 24 dny +112

    People will "believe" absolutely anything if it makes them out to be the victim or otherwise jibes with their core "beliefs" or preconceived notions.

    • @legaleeblonde4310
      @legaleeblonde4310 Před 24 dny

      Yes, you will. Duh. The joke's on you, "baby girl."

    • @barbiec4312
      @barbiec4312 Před 24 dny +4

      It’s called confirmation bias.

    • @dozzer009
      @dozzer009 Před 24 dny +7

      @@legaleeblonde4310
      Wow, you’re all over the place with your whatever it is you’re trying to say. 🙄

    • @gbonkers666
      @gbonkers666 Před 23 dny

      Especially people on the Left

    • @alexanderromalo7153
      @alexanderromalo7153 Před 23 dny +2

      @@dozzer009 These aren't bright folk, I'd be a fool to expect anything like a reasoned response from any of them.

  • @petergiaschi35
    @petergiaschi35 Před 24 dny +32

    LOL the JFK reference flew right over everybody's head....

  • @SageVallant
    @SageVallant Před 24 dny +4

    Not sure why Biden wouldn't. Trump says it's legal.

  • @douglastibbitts364
    @douglastibbitts364 Před 24 dny +3

    That first Pole of the 100% questioned, was split 55% too 56%...😂

    • @wisdomsleuth77777
      @wisdomsleuth77777 Před 23 dny +2

      When the math ain't mathin😅 I thought that too it was probably completely made up so they could get out of work early. What did they poll five people who answered the phone😅

  • @mbrightster
    @mbrightster Před 24 dny +21

    Josh Johnson.
    Smooth connection to Michael. Had to pause several times and rewind for my laughing.

  • @MadTownHobby
    @MadTownHobby Před 24 dny +21

    Book depository joke went right over the audience's head lol

    • @himdotcom
      @himdotcom Před 22 dny

      I think they were scared to laugh.

  • @danieldougan269
    @danieldougan269 Před 23 dny +1

    We should be so fortunate.

  • @ray24051
    @ray24051 Před 23 dny +3

    The average American does not own stock and many live paycheck to paycheck.

  • @itstruckmeeveryday
    @itstruckmeeveryday Před 24 dny +66

    I actually did a Gallop poll a few days ago and thankfully DID know that the economy is improving, though wealth inequality is still a major problem.
    Thankfully, I don't listen to dudes ranting in their cars. Phew!

    • @Virjunior01
      @Virjunior01 Před 24 dny

      The economy is not improving. At all.

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 Před 23 dny

      I do make an exception for the Liberal Redneck!

  • @davidstorrs
    @davidstorrs Před 24 dny +155

    Trump: Joe Biden was locked and loaded, ready to take me out!
    Biden: Yeah, turns out I have complete immunity, AND Seal Team 6!

    • @justsaying14
      @justsaying14 Před 24 dny +16

      My thoughts exactly 😁👍

    • @wisdomsleuth77777
      @wisdomsleuth77777 Před 23 dny

      I know right what kind of idiot is this he's trying to get the Supreme Court to set up allowing for him to be up against the firing squad in Biden's term. And this from the guy who encouraged and incited the people who brought the materials for the scaffold to be built on j6 for his own VP😅

    • @vikolcarver3187
      @vikolcarver3187 Před 23 dny +1

      Wow what happen trump ?

    • @justsaying14
      @justsaying14 Před 23 dny

      @@vikolcarver3187 One of his several daily meltdowns 🥱

    • @AskanHelstroem
      @AskanHelstroem Před 23 dny

      I rly believe that Trump fears the assassination, by Biden.
      Because that is what he would do...

  • @NoName-44x
    @NoName-44x Před 23 dny

    Country Club Kosta!!!🤣🤣🤣
    I love how they both just about loose it there! Josh Johnson! Michael Kosta!
    Killin it! 😂

  • @titaniumteddybear
    @titaniumteddybear Před 23 dny +3

    An additional problem is that even if the economy as a whole is doing better that just means the wealthy are doing better. And the idea that if the wealthy do better everyone does better is called "trickledown economics".

  • @paulseverance9959
    @paulseverance9959 Před 24 dny +30

    So excited to see Josh Johnson every time!

  • @russellhammond371
    @russellhammond371 Před 24 dny +124

    Idiocracy plain and simple. This is why I don't give average people the time of day.

    • @sdeepj
      @sdeepj Před 24 dny +17

      No, I want to live in Idiocracy. They had a Black President and people were cool with it. Nobody is asking for his birth certificate or saying he’s a “secret Muslim”

    • @rorychivers8769
      @rorychivers8769 Před 24 dny +1

      'Scuse mate, you haven't got the time on you, have ya?

    • @publicuser2534
      @publicuser2534 Před 24 dny

      It really is man. I was walking in my neighborhood on a popular route, the amount of people with their eyes buried in their hands was incredible. No situational awareness at all. With all that intelligence right in front of them, their idiocy shines bright when they almost get smacked by a person going the opposite direction. Striving for excellence and knowledge has become a thing of the past. Ignorance and stupidity have become ThE aphrodisiac.

    • @nonna_sof5889
      @nonna_sof5889 Před 24 dny +14

      @@sdeepj And he asked the smartest person in the world to help solve problems.

    • @sampicano
      @sampicano Před 24 dny

      A black president is your baseline...fml

  • @jamesbarisitz4794
    @jamesbarisitz4794 Před 21 dnem +2

    I guess they're going to home school their kids. Gotta keep the insanity generational.

  • @rhondahanlon613
    @rhondahanlon613 Před 23 dny +1

    Excellent "news" broadcasting with a comedic but truth spin!

  • @JAllenKaiser
    @JAllenKaiser Před 24 dny +17

    Meanwhile, SCOTUS still hasn’t decided whether the president could with total legal immunity. Insane times.

    • @wisdomsleuth77777
      @wisdomsleuth77777 Před 23 dny +2

      😂 my head did a 360 on that one I'm like hey I thought he wanted that😅

    • @robertnapier624
      @robertnapier624 Před 23 dny +1

      And if tum9mis entitled to that then so is Biden and every other president.

    • @JAllenKaiser
      @JAllenKaiser Před 23 dny

      @@robertnapier624 exactly my point. Trump’s lawyers literally claimed a President can use seal team 6 to off a political rival with total immunity, unless impeached and then convicted in the Senate -which is currently controlled by the current President’s [Biden’s] party [Democrats]… so… _this is exactly the scenario Trump is currently arguing in favor of before the Supreme Court_

  • @almaidajohn4594
    @almaidajohn4594 Před 24 dny +51

    Its funny how Trump is allowed to say the things he says and do, and gets away with it.

    • @for-lc6rj
      @for-lc6rj Před 24 dny

      rich white rightwing privilege

    • @dmp1962
      @dmp1962 Před 24 dny +1

      It's a talent

    • @chinkasuyaro8983
      @chinkasuyaro8983 Před 23 dny

      Thank you for exemplifying how subjective humor can be.

    • @elainehewitt6813
      @elainehewitt6813 Před 23 dny

      Free speech. Oh unless you post something about not wanting to get the "vaccine" Then they ban you.

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 Před 22 dny

      yeah, I stopped seeing this as funny years ago.

  • @CassieLopez
    @CassieLopez Před 24 dny +2

    Lovin' Josh Johnson!!

  • @anthonydixon4636
    @anthonydixon4636 Před 23 dny +1

    Josh Johnson!!!! I see that new suit that money starting to hit!!!! Love that for him!

  • @amuletk
    @amuletk Před 24 dny +8

    Stop Trump. Shame on him.

  • @Baraz_Red
    @Baraz_Red Před 24 dny +5

    Josh's comedic timing was great ! (sincere)

  • @morrigancollins2092
    @morrigancollins2092 Před 24 dny +3

    The stock market is not an accurate reflection of the condition of the vast majority of Americans. Unemployment is down because more people than every need to work multiple jobs just to stay afloat, and people feel like we're in a recession because we have to pay eight dollars for a burger but nobody's getting raises except corporate.

  • @longhorn7809
    @longhorn7809 Před 24 dny +2

    Subtlety explodes really great you guys thank you

  • @g.cosper8306
    @g.cosper8306 Před 24 dny +14

    EXCELLENT WORK MY FRIENDS! So very on point here

  • @Thingymabob1000
    @Thingymabob1000 Před 24 dny +73

    While I am but just one furry....you don't have to worry about me ever voting for RFK Jr.

    • @g.cosper8306
      @g.cosper8306 Před 24 dny +3

      Right on!

    • @bossyboots5000
      @bossyboots5000 Před 24 dny +8

      As a non-furry, I thank you. I shall sleep well tonight.

    • @joanne4758
      @joanne4758 Před 24 dny +2

      Kia Ora - The World says THANK YOU. Very unsettling times.

    • @GQ1921
      @GQ1921 Před 24 dny

      I truly believe with all the investigation on trump and his family that trump was the most honest politician to ever walk the face of the earth. Trump was the best president the world has ever seen. Trump should be a forever president. There should be a world president who all the other presidents need to answer to and trump should be that world president. Trump is a true boss man how could you not love him ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ Trumps face should be the new face of the hundred dollar bill. We love you trump

    • @bossyboots5000
      @bossyboots5000 Před 24 dny +4

      @@GQ1921 🤣

  • @krislee5343
    @krislee5343 Před 22 dny

    All the Daily Show correspondents are killing it this year! 🔥🔥🔥

  • @zuluvegans6897
    @zuluvegans6897 Před 23 dny +1

    Funnny and hilarious, greetings from South Africa 🇿🇦

  • @dawnlinnell
    @dawnlinnell Před 24 dny +5

    I ❤ Joshy with all my 💙. I see big things for this young man.

  • @pl3aseleavemeal0ne
    @pl3aseleavemeal0ne Před 24 dny +17

    I can 100% attest to the fact that the cottagecore community does not and would never claim RFK Jr.

    • @alecmullaney7957
      @alecmullaney7957 Před 22 dny

      Really? Because theu seem super regressive and obsessed with keeping women in the kitchen

    • @jacobsmith1877
      @jacobsmith1877 Před 20 dny +1

      What is cottagecore? Afraid to Google it lol

    • @pl3aseleavemeal0ne
      @pl3aseleavemeal0ne Před 19 dny

      @jacobsmith1877 It's not anything scandalous, it's people who appreciate and emulate the esthetic of cottages and bungalows from fairy tale books.

    • @alecmullaney7957
      @alecmullaney7957 Před 18 dny

      @@pl3aseleavemeal0ne it's a front for hyper-conservatiam and women's subjugation

  • @SwampHodag
    @SwampHodag Před 23 dny +2

    I do have to say that I volunteer at a food pantry, and we are feeding more people now than even during the pandemic. So while I am voting for Biden, people are hurting out here right now. Not everyone is wasting their money on gold sneakers and MAGA shirts.

  • @loud865
    @loud865 Před 22 dny +2

    That book depository joke just went from his mouth str8 over the audience out the front door
    They had no clue how funny and clever it actually was

  • @DelightLovesMovies
    @DelightLovesMovies Před 24 dny +10

    These guys on The Daily Show do a really great job.

  • @pj45670
    @pj45670 Před 24 dny +12

    Michael Kosta and Desi lydic both deserve to be the hosts of The Daily Show! Why not make them co-hosts?

    • @Aerie499
      @Aerie499 Před 23 dny +1

      Don't forget Klepper , a trio co hosting

    • @uhorne
      @uhorne Před 23 dny

      I agree they're great, along with klepper, but i also enjoy the rotation they're doing

  • @LilDrummergurl48
    @LilDrummergurl48 Před 23 dny

    Josh Johnson was amazing. I feel like he's hitting his stride as a correspondent. Do what you do best, Josh.

  • @the.masked.one.studio4899

    I like all the hosts a lot but Kosta has a magic to make me cry laughing

  • @ericb9252
    @ericb9252 Před 24 dny +27

    Lol, we couldn't get that lucky.

  •  Před 24 dny +70

    This is what happens when you watch Fox or Newsmax or any of that other garbage, your brain turns into a vegetable 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️🤣

    • @teresalee467
      @teresalee467 Před 23 dny

      They talked about this non stop yesterday

    • @mpup54
      @mpup54 Před 20 dny +1

      They really take any talking point they can get, even if it is full of holes and is BS, they simply have nothing else to go on. This is why people can make up baseless stories and get away with them. Morons are bound to repeat something just because they read it, the source doesnt even matter to them.

  • @jdavis1214
    @jdavis1214 Před 22 dny

    I love Michael at the desk 💗. Great segment with Josh 💯 👏🏾.

  • @rtechnix
    @rtechnix Před 22 dny

    Josh Johnson has become one of the best things about the Daily Show in the three months since he started.

  • @sean7891233
    @sean7891233 Před 24 dny +5

    Josh Johnson 🔥🔥🔥

  • @austinwald2731
    @austinwald2731 Před 24 dny +12

    Josh on that up and coming!

  • @libbybertrand9320
    @libbybertrand9320 Před 22 dny

    Exactly! I have NEVER been approached by anyone for a survey.

  • @aspacelex
    @aspacelex Před 23 dny +1

    People seem to just flip a coin when asked for their opinion on an issue they believe having an opinion on makes them seem smart.

  • @cannibalgrape9863
    @cannibalgrape9863 Před 24 dny +20

    We have the same issue with perception in Canada. The Liberal Party has done remarkably well weathering the global economic crisis and COVID. We have one of the lowest interest rates of our allies, our economy is growing faster than expected, etc.
    Yet people seem to think the LPC are turning Canada into a dystopian wasteland.

    • @susanyeadon6657
      @susanyeadon6657 Před 24 dny +8

      I know! It’s ridiculous. Let them get their guts full of the conservatives and reelect the liberals to clean up the mess, as usual

    • @theorenhobart
      @theorenhobart Před 24 dny +1

      bill c63 isn't dystopian ?

    • @carletonrutherford1799
      @carletonrutherford1799 Před 24 dny +3

      @@susanyeadon6657 That is a fact!

    • @patbeulah6208
      @patbeulah6208 Před 24 dny +2

      @@theorenhobart Bill c63 SUMMARY
      Part 1 of this enactment enacts the Online Harms Act, whose purpose is to, among other things, promote the online safety of persons in Canada, reduce harms caused to persons in Canada as a result of harmful content online and ensure that the operators of social media services in respect of which that Act applies are transparent and accountable with respect to their duties under that Act.
      This sounds dystopian to you? Sheesh!!!!🙄

    • @carlyar5281
      @carlyar5281 Před 24 dny

      @@patbeulah6208theorenhobart has a one month old account, and is quite likely a a bot or troll. If so then of course the bill sounds dystopian to him, it’s designed to ensure that actors like him or his creators are less effective at targeting us or our children.

  • @johnconner8218
    @johnconner8218 Před 24 dny +15

    Josh saves the show

  • @FishareFriendsNotFood972
    @FishareFriendsNotFood972 Před 23 dny +2

    Maybe 'doing polls' is one of those hobbies that people do secretly and are too embarrassed to tell anybody about

  • @towerdave4836
    @towerdave4836 Před 23 dny +1

    Crime is down but the fear of crime is rising. Crazy.

    • @user-Isliveonair
      @user-Isliveonair Před 23 dny

      Simply because of "SATAN" Trump. 😈🙄🤦‍♂️💩🍊🤡