Brendan Schaub QUIT ON TOURING 😩 | 10 Minutes of Schaub #87

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Komentáře • 238

  • @skolnation1593
    @skolnation1593 Před 5 měsíci +24

    Hey woke! Ya just meet the wall.

  • @dsjjmv7546
    @dsjjmv7546 Před 5 měsíci +70

    And then there were 999

    • @vintageludwig
      @vintageludwig Před 5 měsíci +2

      We'll be alright without that .1%

    • @paulcarr2207
      @paulcarr2207 Před 5 měsíci

      Bahaaaaaa!

    • @bigdog9927
      @bigdog9927 Před 5 měsíci +3

      Numbers guy b?

    • @Stbuster31
      @Stbuster31 Před 5 měsíci

      Thank em

    • @lagresom
      @lagresom Před 5 měsíci +1

      The fewer we are, the more artistry it is. Future Balt Krischter quote

  • @26155101
    @26155101 Před 5 měsíci +21

    The fact that Cooney botched his mustache like Bapa is so hilarious

  • @dm0065
    @dm0065 Před 5 měsíci +13

    I dont know how in the world this isnt the biggest comedy podcast on youtube yet

  • @Dame.-
    @Dame.- Před 5 měsíci +18

    I always been a drifter B, Paul Walker is my north star ⭐️

  • @Brendan_Babs
    @Brendan_Babs Před 5 měsíci +20

    Was listening at the gym and when Cooney said “He’s KIBBINGTECHING THINGS” I lost it

    • @BrendanCooney
      @BrendanCooney  Před 5 měsíci +15

      GOOD

    • @locozen78
      @locozen78 Před 5 měsíci +3

      What does it mean? 🙏🏽 🙇🏽‍♂️

    • @user-lq7rr4ns6z
      @user-lq7rr4ns6z Před 5 měsíci +4

      @@locozen78 8 inches, everheardofit?

    • @locozen78
      @locozen78 Před 5 měsíci +2

      @@user-lq7rr4ns6z Eye'm all over them 🍆 references 😎, still can't get this one
      Feeling super smart like Bryan.

    • @sthomasond
      @sthomasond Před 5 měsíci +4

      ​@locozen78 I'm not the best brains for the car arts, b, but KibbeTech is an auto parts manufacturer I believe? Brendan used it erroneously in one of his dumb truck videos.

  • @punkyskunk22
    @punkyskunk22 Před 5 měsíci +11

    I tune in 7 days a weeeeeg, for the Cooney face picking. He never disappoints 😅

    • @BrendanCooney
      @BrendanCooney  Před 5 měsíci +5

      Lol

    • @punkyskunk22
      @punkyskunk22 Před 5 měsíci +3

      @@BrendanCooney all in good fun. I’m so glad you have a great sense of humor 😅

  • @jaydaniels6172
    @jaydaniels6172 Před 5 měsíci +8

    I think the word you were looking for was 'proclivity'.

  • @mdekc13
    @mdekc13 Před 5 měsíci +9

    This ep was straight talk wireless B.

  • @michaelzoltan7988
    @michaelzoltan7988 Před 5 měsíci +4

    After the overwhelming critical and commercial suggess of "Ten Minutes of Schaub", maybe it's time for a Spin-off series ... "Five Minutes of Callen"

  • @DGLake1
    @DGLake1 Před 5 měsíci +5

    Intro says something about asking jay….just realized that….thought it said “you better act gai or watch 10 minutes of schaub “ which could also work 😂🤣😂

    • @RJLaFlamaBlanca
      @RJLaFlamaBlanca Před 5 měsíci

      I thot the same thing for like 6 months …. Ya better act ghey

    • @mdekc13
      @mdekc13 Před 5 měsíci

      I literally thought that was the lyrics at first lmao

  • @billybats4745
    @billybats4745 Před 5 měsíci +8

    "schaub is making fuck ME money" 🤣🤣🤣 quote of the episode

    • @BrendanCooney
      @BrendanCooney  Před 5 měsíci +5

      Thank u b

    • @crackfacekilla
      @crackfacekilla Před 5 měsíci

      @@BrendanCooney thank'em 7 days a weeeEEEEEEEEEEEEK ever heard of it OH REALLY DUDE??????!!!!!

  • @liamjones9115
    @liamjones9115 Před 5 měsíci +5

    I like the way at 41:20 there's is just a national emergency happening outside his apartment 😂😂😂

  • @orgazmatron3080
    @orgazmatron3080 Před 5 měsíci +8

    Oh yeah baby just ran out of kratom this should hold me over till I can get to the gas station

    • @Carson-pv4hr
      @Carson-pv4hr Před 5 měsíci +1

      Watch out you don't shit yourself if you've ran out of kratom your going to get the runs that stuff makes you constipated.. get to the gas station ⛽️ fast b

  • @dustinc6105
    @dustinc6105 Před 5 měsíci +8

    As a white boy who works to much glad I could be a hawk and catch the premier. Bapa said he handles all his socials again so we know he has seen the show.

  • @sanctifymymusic
    @sanctifymymusic Před 5 měsíci +1

    I love the Schultz impression, it should be on Negliggs AND Tobi

  • @user-lq7rr4ns6z
    @user-lq7rr4ns6z Před 5 měsíci +4

    Opening song was diphrent. Not bad by any facet.

  • @Donny_Double_Dip
    @Donny_Double_Dip Před 5 měsíci +7

    Schaub is actually very funny.

  • @rossfaulkner45
    @rossfaulkner45 Před 5 měsíci +3

    Changing the title on Patreon is blogbussa! Would’ve been confused if I wasn’t such a numbers guy.

  • @josephtibbs
    @josephtibbs Před 5 měsíci +5

    I suggested the Plush cover a couple times so y’all made my day. Boner alert

    • @wes_m
      @wes_m Před 5 měsíci +4

      8”, B.

  • @gdarippa69
    @gdarippa69 Před 5 měsíci +2

    We need more “Oh really dude”
    I’m not a numbers guy but 2 or 3 more would be perfect

    • @BrendanCooney
      @BrendanCooney  Před 4 měsíci +2

      Onnit

    • @gdarippa69
      @gdarippa69 Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@BrendanCooney - Jellyrolls cousin lasagna thanks you bro

  • @Deandean672
    @Deandean672 Před 5 měsíci +3

    The chin videos crack me up there so random 😂

  • @alanlewis988
    @alanlewis988 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Brendan Shaub needs to headline Ufc 300, him v Stipe. Its a winnable but fair fight for Stipe and keeps him active for Jon Jones.

  • @goldminer83
    @goldminer83 Před 5 měsíci +3

    Is Geraldo losing a few pounds? Or is that the XLarge brand shirt just doing its thang ?

  • @geitro
    @geitro Před 5 měsíci

    I legit busted out laughing when you said he’s not willing to be playful about Schaub lmao

  • @nikhils6703
    @nikhils6703 Před 5 měsíci +4

    Water weed still dune hair B

  • @AshBashSneakers
    @AshBashSneakers Před 5 měsíci

    Another great episode

  • @C3phoe
    @C3phoe Před 5 měsíci +4

    F yea "re-DACTED!"

  • @tkc9301
    @tkc9301 Před 5 měsíci

    Big fan , never comment ! I gotta say boys , You guys both had some funny ass reviews today I laughed aloud today
    Great job my guys
    keep on blockbussin

  • @Quietanarchy1
    @Quietanarchy1 Před 5 měsíci +6

    My new favorite intro!

  • @lucentdiagram41
    @lucentdiagram41 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Good content

  • @jeffedwards823
    @jeffedwards823 Před 5 měsíci

    Love you guys

  • @Intothebirches
    @Intothebirches Před 5 měsíci +1

    Chin cooking was the best clip of all time 😅

  • @larimyebryant4930
    @larimyebryant4930 Před 3 měsíci

    Post some tips on beginning popcasters. Who controls your camera opptions

  • @adammccartin7000
    @adammccartin7000 Před 4 měsíci

    Gardo's Prius bit by far his best work imo!
    "4th Gen" and "pull it up" had me 😂😂😂😂

  • @similarfoah
    @similarfoah Před 5 měsíci +4

    Dam looks like Eric Griffin put the weight back on you have to do it with exercise not just lose water weight

    • @sgt.lincolnosiris4111
      @sgt.lincolnosiris4111 Před 5 měsíci

      He looks better this way. That head doesn't get smaller. Look at him in the first season of workaholics.

  • @alpegg75
    @alpegg75 Před 5 měsíci

    Just talm bowt some audio engineering stuff again guys. Next time you do the acoustic, don't point the mic directly at the hole in the guit. Just move it down towards the fret board a little bit. It might seem weird but it will sound nicer. Keep smashing out the awesome content legends.

  • @C3phoe
    @C3phoe Před 5 měsíci +1

    My favorite yet!

  • @Redact-Dice-Clay
    @Redact-Dice-Clay Před 5 měsíci

    I love that PTS song!!!

  • @SLIDESPOT
    @SLIDESPOT Před 5 měsíci

    The Chin cooking videos are actually hilarious

  • @StonedColdSteveAustin316
    @StonedColdSteveAustin316 Před 5 měsíci +4

    fire intro

    • @RJLaFlamaBlanca
      @RJLaFlamaBlanca Před 5 měsíci

      The sound is dialed in … reverb and chorus setting on point @gellatto

  • @urinecharge
    @urinecharge Před 4 měsíci

    We need a King Slime-style podcast series about Chin's cooking.

  • @BradPaintsThis
    @BradPaintsThis Před 3 měsíci

    Brendan knows what’s up. He appeared many times on this It Doesn’t Matter podcast. This makes him legit and worthy of all

  • @lucyfuir6386
    @lucyfuir6386 Před 5 měsíci +3

    Slicks are wide treadless tires usually seen on dragster cars

    • @Trazor2k0
      @Trazor2k0 Před 5 měsíci

      Cracks me tf up everytime a car topic comes up and they have 0 clue what any of it means. Best brains B

    • @lucyfuir6386
      @lucyfuir6386 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@Trazor2k0 The only thing they know about cars is how to trug walk

  • @RallEeyeRedact
    @RallEeyeRedact Před 5 měsíci

    This thumbnail 😂😎

  • @wagsbass
    @wagsbass Před 5 měsíci

    Brenda quits stand up, moves to Austin and becomes a permanent fixture on JRE, now that would be comedy gold.

  • @tjkong4381
    @tjkong4381 Před 5 měsíci

    Thank you

  • @jaywork7777
    @jaywork7777 Před 5 měsíci

    Can’t believe you didn’t Skibitech your valve out man. Bomb.

  • @nagchumpalot
    @nagchumpalot Před 5 měsíci

    Oh my god yeah boys! Hella good opening song this week!

  • @al69420
    @al69420 Před 2 měsíci

    Wait so if I use a VPN and set it to Australia, does that mean I can watch TMOS episodes 7 days ahead of time…?

  • @jasoncarter1869
    @jasoncarter1869 Před 5 měsíci +1

    "Predilection" but I heard it both ways B

  • @sarahn1477
    @sarahn1477 Před 3 měsíci

    Someone needs to tell Chris D'elia that fish fart in water.

  • @augustusanderson6949
    @augustusanderson6949 Před 5 měsíci

    Yinz need to pull the cam back a lil, my opinion it would look better.

  • @Triple_Zero_
    @Triple_Zero_ Před 5 měsíci +2

    3:02 the word was "proclivity"
    I'm redacted

  • @manleeman5212
    @manleeman5212 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Proclivity was the word for prolition before you guys changed it (i think, I'm no 'word-doctor' B)

  • @lukethebruce2144
    @lukethebruce2144 Před 5 měsíci

    Am I redacted as fugggg or did he mean proclivity when botching that p word? Lmao

  • @jayare6975
    @jayare6975 Před 5 měsíci

    Schulz blaccent was amazing! chef's kiss

  • @TheGreatMilksteak
    @TheGreatMilksteak Před 5 měsíci

    DAMN, that intro hit harder than 8 shots of ezprezzo and 40 kratom pills on an empty stomach!

  • @davem2033
    @davem2033 Před dnem

    Them stupid intro songs are so good now 😂

  • @aaizner847
    @aaizner847 Před 4 měsíci

    The thing about Rogan is that he's got the money and influence to cause changes in the industry, but no wisdom to step back and ask himself if these changes are necessary, or even just good. He influenced Bapa to become a standup, he influenced a whole bunch of people to move to Texas. We know how the Bapa thing ended, and since it seems like the TX scene is mostly cadence-without-meaning comics who couldn't make it in LA, we'll see how that goes down in short order as well.

  • @lucentdiagram41
    @lucentdiagram41 Před 5 měsíci +5

    Look at y guyyzzz

  • @ericjhughes3527
    @ericjhughes3527 Před 5 měsíci

    24:38 My favorite bit!

  • @darkEagle1977
    @darkEagle1977 Před 5 měsíci

    slicks are tires... For rain!

  • @-Evil-Genius-
    @-Evil-Genius- Před 5 měsíci +1

    🎯 Key Takeaways for quick navigation:
    00:00 🎶 *Introduction and Patreon plug*
    - Appreciation for fans
    - Schultz impersonation feedback
    - Gerardo's Instagram and Patreon plug
    01:08 🚀 *Raccoon Tweeties, Reddit, and Voicemails*
    - Mentioning Raccoon Tweeties
    - Brief discussion about Reddit and its users
    - Voicemail information and mention of upcoming Whitney Cummings review
    03:25 🌟 *Clips Review: "I can do your job, and you can never do mine B shab"*
    - Discussion about a clip posted by a fan
    - Observations about Dana White's impersonation
    - Comments on the clip's content and potential improvements
    05:30 🤔 *Clips Review: "Woke Wall Ready"*
    - Commentary on woke comedy and premise creation
    - Roleplay example about dolphins
    - Discussion on the seriousness of comedy and Schaub's appearance
    08:21 🏜️ *Dune Part Two Preview*
    - Mention of previous Dune discussion
    - Preview and anticipation for Dune Part Two
    - Humorous commentary on the poster and the new intern
    09:02 💔 *Brendan Schaub's Family Situation*
    - Schaub's announcement about his baby girl's surgery
    - Positive update on the surgery outcome
    - Excitement for Schaub's return to comedy and new material
    11:11 🗣️ *Joke Writers Discussing Sebastian Maniscalco*
    - Discussion about Sebastian Maniscalco canceling shows
    - Impersonation of Andrew Schultz
    - Humorous commentary on flagrant behavior and laughter styles
    16:18 😂 *Unveiling a New Laugh and Upcoming Episodes*
    - Announcement of a new laugh on Flagrant 2
    - Humorous portrayal of creating annoying podcasts
    - Anticipation for dropping hot episodes and laughs on various platforms
    17:56 🌍 *Brendan's Tour Cancellation Drama*
    - Brendan's show gets canceled, and he offers his crew a choice between flying back or having a vacation.
    - Brendan's assistant reveals they won't get paid, and he had COVID during the tour.
    - Insights into the challenges of working with Brendan and the unpredictable nature of the tour.
    19:32 🦎 *Brendan's Management Style vs. Andy Dick's*
    - Comparisons between how Brendan Schaub and Andy Dick handle their assistants.
    - Dealing with a boss with a strong personality and navigating unexpected situations.
    - Anecdotes about being stuck in undesirable situations with Brendan.
    20:57 🛸 *Rogan's Alien Fighting Skills*
    - Humorous discussion about Joe Rogan's belief in preparing to fight aliens.
    - Imagining scenarios where Rogan takes on extraterrestrials.
    - Commentary on Rogan's seriousness about potential alien encounters.
    25:50 🏡 *Brendan Offers Joey Diaz a House*
    - Brendan offers Joey Diaz a house to entice him to move to Austin.
    - Joey's humorous responses to Brendan's offer and the discussion about residency.
    - Playful banter about moving to different cities, including Dallas and New York.
    28:11 🎙️ *Joey Diaz and Theo's Banter*
    - Joey Diaz's unique way of expressing himself and his interactions with Theo.
    - Banter about residency, promotions, and Theo's playful impersonation of Joey.
    - Comedy infused with discussions about moving, opportunities, and the podcast industry.
    32:25 🧠 *Defending Brendan Schaub*
    - Defending Brendan Schaub against criticism and addressing the Austin spot controversy.
    - Highlighting Brendan's achievements, diverse skills, and success in various ventures.
    - Emphasizing the importance of respecting Brendan's journey and accomplishments.
    34:32 🎙️ *Brendan Schaub discussing Cat Williams*
    - Brendan enjoys listening to Cat Williams despite potential exaggerations.
    - Acknowledgment of potential inaccuracies in Cat Williams' stories.
    - The freedom of expression and sharing opinions about comedians.
    34:59 🚽 *Brendan, Joe Rogan, and bathroom humor*
    - Discussion about Joe Rogan and Brendan's bathroom break during the podcast.
    - Humorous remarks about men going to the bathroom together.
    - Observations on the changing norms in comedy and broadcasting.
    36:27 🍜 *Memes featuring Brian and Chin*
    - Commentary on humorous memes related to Brian, Chin, and rotten meat.
    - Appreciation for the comedic content created by fans.
    - Exploration of various memes and their interpretations.
    38:16 🍲 *Chin's Cooking Adventure: Ramen with Hot Dogs*
    - Reaction and commentary on Chin's unconventional ramen cooking video.
    - Humorous critiques on the cooking methods and ingredients.
    - Encouragement for Chin to continue creating entertaining cooking content.
    43:39 😕 *Discussion on Brendan bringing down the mood*
    - Brendan sharing a personal story about his dad and emotions during a podcast.
    - Reflection on family dynamics and personal experiences.
    - Commentary on Brendan's ability to navigate various topics.
    45:08 💣 *Perceived "Bombs" in Comedy and Brendan's Success*
    - Discussion on the concept of "bombing" in comedy and its relevance.
    - Defending Brendan's success and popularity as a comedian.
    - Highlighting the importance of personal opinions in evaluating comedy.
    47:39 🚬 *Cigars, Podcast Metrics, and Dressing Up the Podcast*
    - Banter about cigars, podcast metrics, and dressing up the podcast.
    - Humorous discussion on the perceived success criteria for a podcast.
    - Satirical comments on the podcast's key performance indicators (KPIs).
    50:22 🏊‍♂️ *Unexpected Twist: Someone Can't Swim*
    - Surprise revelation about someone not being able to swim.
    - Humorous speculation and confusion about the identity of the non-swimmer.
    - Satirical commentary on unexpected topics surfacing in podcasts.
    52:10 🚗 *Brendan Schaub discussing cars and daily drives*
    - Banter about car enthusiasts and Brendan's humor about car modifications.
    - Description of Brendan's daily drive, a Toyota Prius with humor and exaggeration.
    - Playful comments about the car's appearance and its potential impact on dating.
    53:51 🚘 *Brendan's humorous take on windshield wipers*
    - Brendan's comedic commentary on the need for new windshield wipers.
    - Playful description of the sound made by the windshield wipers.
    - Jokes about the decision-making process between a car guy and dealership services.
    54:18 🏎️ *Brendan's humorous car knowledge and modifications*
    - Brendan's comedic portrayal of his car knowledge and modifications.
    - Playful banter about the technical aspects of cars like slicks, valves, and superchargers.
    - Satirical comments about car enthusiasts and their preferences.
    Made with HARPA AI

  • @nunyabitnes5970
    @nunyabitnes5970 Před 5 měsíci

    Better stock up on that before they ban it.. I lol'd

  • @cablehogue599
    @cablehogue599 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Schaub knocked down cropcop when he was old and a spent force

  • @destro5311
    @destro5311 Před 5 měsíci

    “Look at how nice his blowers are on his raptor”

  • @FlannelFetish
    @FlannelFetish Před 5 měsíci +2

    Geraldo the new bapa

  • @A-Cat-in-Dogtown
    @A-Cat-in-Dogtown Před 5 měsíci

    Didn't Redban do the dolphin bit years ago? He even sold the hats and everything.

  • @tkc9301
    @tkc9301 Před 5 měsíci

    Cops bout to kick in Chin clips door

  • @idahogrowler2521
    @idahogrowler2521 Před 4 měsíci +1

    You guys make schaub seem funny ngl

  • @Joel_Roberts
    @Joel_Roberts Před 5 měsíci +1

    Look dude, I'm gonna miss some live shows. That's just how it is. Plush was a great choice

  • @ivan.jeremic
    @ivan.jeremic Před 5 měsíci

    You two should definitely check out Bert's cringe energy in the JRE Episode #2093 - Sober October Crew, he talks about how he geeks out around celebrities .

  • @R3LAPZE
    @R3LAPZE Před 5 měsíci

    what are we gonna do without schwabs new jokes

  • @al69420
    @al69420 Před 2 měsíci

    Why is it every time bapa “cries” it seems like he’s forcing it out in order to paint a narrdive…?

  • @BapaSoyBoyTFATK
    @BapaSoyBoyTFATK Před 5 měsíci

    Need subtitles on the songs! Asap!

  • @al69420
    @al69420 Před 2 měsíci

    Imagine if someone got brain damage and it caused them to only speak in Schaubisms. Just a constant mind loop of Bapa lore. The thing of nightmares.

  • @al69420
    @al69420 Před 2 měsíci

    Imagine if someone got brain damage and it caused them to only speak in Schaubisms. Just a constant mind loop of bapa lore. The thing of nightmares.

  • @Deandean672
    @Deandean672 Před 5 měsíci

    42:19 best part

  • @blisterfist2761
    @blisterfist2761 Před 5 měsíci

    😂 kratom to magic mind to zyns to diet coke, all in 1 episode just to survive diddler and bald brian. Oh yeah addies too.

  • @jasonturner795
    @jasonturner795 Před 5 měsíci

    Next week? We'll see you at 4:34 bruh!

  • @buhdeezy1100
    @buhdeezy1100 Před 5 měsíci +2

    proletariat is the word i think

  • @gdarippa69
    @gdarippa69 Před 5 měsíci

    I got my big digg!
    Sorry about that
    ( *cuts to no one in the audience* )

  • @wetawatcher
    @wetawatcher Před 5 měsíci

    Water weed dune hair Bappa?😎

  • @nft-alts.crypto
    @nft-alts.crypto Před 5 měsíci

    Is the dude on the left related to John Belushi? Dude on right related to Mobey?

  • @boronda420-7
    @boronda420-7 Před 4 měsíci

    Omg the last 15 mins was fucking laughs !!!!! Maddddd shaubisms!

  • @sg4218
    @sg4218 Před 4 měsíci

    Dang literally changed the video because of the intro

  • @SamIllsley-po1gg
    @SamIllsley-po1gg Před 5 měsíci

    Great guys, never meddum

  • @Sexrugsetc.
    @Sexrugsetc. Před 4 měsíci

    Guys, love y'all, you're great. I don't miss an upload, and I've been with you, literally, since the beginning. But if you ever , ever, dare to fuck up another STP song,,, well, i can't be responsible for what I'll do..🤬😄. Ah guys i'm just kidding. well I'm mostly kidding,, about 50/50

  • @PerN1660
    @PerN1660 Před 4 měsíci

    So if Schaub quits are there only 999? I´m not a numbers guy B

  • @TriStar44
    @TriStar44 Před 5 měsíci +3

    8-inches

  • @DavidNunezPNW
    @DavidNunezPNW Před 5 měsíci

    I'm confused, he cancelled his shows but still went to Austin when his baby was in emergency surgery? 10:32

  • @MisterCrookedNose
    @MisterCrookedNose Před 5 měsíci +1

    Predilection

  • @CraggyIsland123
    @CraggyIsland123 Před 5 měsíci

    Good olde Shtone Temple Pilots

  • @diceydie-c
    @diceydie-c Před 5 měsíci

    I would bet everything that I own that Gordon Ryan is not sending Brandon pictures of cars lol I would almost guarantee that has never happened LOL the only interactions they've ever had waa when Gordon went on food truck and was visibly unimpressed with everything😂

  • @G35Jeff
    @G35Jeff Před 5 měsíci +1

    *predeliction

  • @issiereal1
    @issiereal1 Před 5 měsíci

    Cooney sounds like Russell Brand, b

  • @HighScroLLa
    @HighScroLLa Před 4 měsíci

    So I'm new in town ...tune town that is

  • @oskarks1211
    @oskarks1211 Před 5 měsíci

    How did touring go?

  • @nordicgods6183
    @nordicgods6183 Před 5 měsíci

    Negflix song