Quarantine means no sports but we still have Wii Sports Resort
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Quarantine means no sports but we still have Wii Sports Resort , I think that's a good thing
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Imagine a horror game where two people are able to play the same character at the same time. One person tries their best to keep them alive. The other player is Kevin.
That's actually an interesting idea! And the character has split personalities, to make it easier/harder!
imagine trying to play Octodad co-op with Kevin, that's scary enough lol
i can see why its a horror game!
Man of Medan comes close enough I think
Any multiplayer game with Kevin is a horror game
Some people get upset about sponsers, but I'm just glad Kevin called me his friend twice in one video.
Because he cares about his viewers!
idk if its kevis sponser
Sponsors make me happy because I want Kevin to have money
@Al R why not open up as many opportunities as possible? Why run ads on youtube with a patreon?
If we only had a real friend like Kevin in our lives. Damn, I feel so weird for liking all of this, Kevin... I have to hide your existence from people I know in real life or they would assume strange things about me.
You all are now my real friends and family. The other ones can't understand how I feel or how I think. They never could. That's one thing I realised during quarantine. I never knew why I felt this unhappiness deep down inside when I talked to people in real life. It's like talking past each other, they have a completely different humour.
Maybe someday I will find people who can really understand me. But right now there is not even one person like that in my life.
“So Kevin, how did you get that black eye?”
“From all the sports I play.”
Omg 😂😂
“I do some sword arts some times 😏”
@@aclovelex9265 *Turns into a wind turbine*
Kevin: *hits himself in the face*
Kevin: That was close
Sydnee Horne the noise is the remote hitting the table on the downswing and then it misses his face. Had to replay it a few times to figure that out though!
Except he didn't though
@@DS3Enjoyer 12:34
@@nobodyshome1660 he hit the green screen
He is beauty he is grace he hit himself in the face
12:34 also most underrated comment
Congrats on the heart
Wilbur Soot reference?
hey you got 666.
I’m a nice guy
I like how Turg’s character was originally just a wholesome caveman, but, under Kevin’s influence, turned into a chaos seeking caveman
beboop eh I like to think he’s a wholesome chaotic- Turg’s good may come in the most chaotic, convoluted, disturbing way but it will come and it will be overwhelmingly wholesome.
Ran Dom chaotic good
I just think Kevin isn't capable of portraying a wholesome character. Turg did not come across as wholesome at all in this video. Might as well have been Jim.
Jim Pickens - Chaotic Evil
Turg - Chaotic Good
He tries to be good, but Kevin corrupted him.
I find it strange how he hasn’t done the ultimate sword fight where you progress through the entire island and you have to kill everyone that’s in your way.
😭 oh noo I remember just going through that one & just flailing my arms around to progress faster😂😂 I’m sad we didn’t see him play that one
Lava Saver I did the exact same thing when I was younger which makes it all the more sad that he didn’t do it just imagine watching him flailing around trying to kill everything
I used to pretend I was acting out order 66 or something
"Master Hamm. There are too many of them! What are we going to do?"
Turg in golf: "Me hit hard!"
Turg in bowling: "Me roll slow."
The way you describe Turg makes him sound like a blunt tbh 😂
eve
I hadn’t noticed that 😂
when an irishman admit's he's drunk you know he's on the verge of getting alcohol poisoning
Well when you can't sleep what else is there to do but drink? It's the Irish way, drink till you fall asleep.. (coming from someone from County Cork, like kevin)
@@CraicDealer shame he's from cork, he looks like the true star of the county down
the sheen of his nut brown hair
"Such a coaxing elf sure I shook myself just to see i was really there..."
He does IIRC...I know he was saying that he was drinking during the TURG event
Irish people never get drunk
"It's orbiting turg because turg is our world"
That's oddly philosophical
He said 'Jim Pickens' wrong
@Prophetorium honestly, does it matter if he just makes them to eventually turn them into merch? He puts effort into them (well, kevin's version of effort) and it's extremely entertaining. I think it's worth it.
@Prophetorium well boys we found the missbeliever that hasnt let our dear leader jim into his life, that jim forgive him
@Prophetorium big brain shit
Fuckin woke my niggaa
i love how he left out whenever it was he realised u had to hold down thE button to actually hit the golf ball
Good day
@@wagglybyson4483 You too sir.
I love when you say “hey there friends” cause I can pretend that I have a friend
Haley rose W me too!
We're all friends under the contract we all signed when we watch any of his vids.
I HAVE FRIENDS!
You okay bud?
yay, friends 🥰
turg: "kevin! kevin, watch the light, dude!"
kevin: *hits the light*
"Ah feck, I can't believe you done this!"
Kevin to himself.
Lol
Turg does not speak those language
Turg only says Turg
Turg
Klezmer haha and when he does try to speak he uses third person on himself
"You miss 99.999999% of the shots that you take."
-Turg
*-turg
-wayne gretsky
-Michael scott
-EH.Adams
Can I just say Kevin is hands down the most entertaining youtuber out there. Never change Kevin. Turg for president!!
E
Turg for world dictator!!
Turg for every position of power
Turg is our hero.
Turg should be the Supreme Overlord of the Galaxy
I had a dream where I met Kevin on a train and I got so excited I passed out. Then when I woke up the train was underwater being surrounded buy tons of mermaid versions of Jim Pickens.
Ah yes, mermaid Pickens
Is it unhealthy that I get excited to watch Kevin torture virtual beings everyday for 10 or so minutes?
No
No, it’s very reasonable. I think.
No
No not at all
No
*Hits himself in the face* “Jesus Christ that was close”
Matthew Petersen IM CRYING
Its the table he hits that made the thump sound not his face thats why he said it
Ain't gonna lie I repeated that like 20x 😂
Turg
justcute127 I don’t blame you
12:34 Jesus Christ, Kevin’s gonna take himself out
he didn't wear his wrist wrap
That reminds me of the dog getting hit by a frisbee meme
12:34 *(freeze frames)*
Great value brand Morgan Freeman narrator: "and at that moment, Kevin realized...he fecked up."
Speed it up its funny
Every time he doesn’t wear his wrist strap it gives me war flashbacks to the time I ended up flinging the remote out an open window
That’s hilariously unfortunate lmao
at least it was an open window
My brother broke the brand new tv cause he didnt have his strap lol
I remember throwing it at the TV, thankfully it didn’t break
i flung one at the picture frames above my aunt's tv 😂
Kevin's day 27 of quarantine: hasn't exercised in 83 days
That's like 100 days since he last exorsized
bruh
@@caleblewis8169 No 83 days
Kevin: what’s exercise?
Relatable.
I love how Turg is so wholesome, being happy to take part, but Kevin is like a tiger mom, being like “I want this to be all about Turg”. I’m joking, of course.
You know that the vid is sponsored when Kevin puts on his “I’m not a psychopath please keep sponsoring me” smile and pretends he’s a normal youtuber
"He's like a Jedi!"
Episode I: The Phantom Turg
Episode II: Attack of the Turgs
Episode III: Revenge of the Turg
Turg One: A Star Wars story
Episode IV: The New Turg
Episode V: The Turg Strikes Back
Episode VI: Return of The Turg
Episode VII: The Turg Awakens
Episode VIII: The Last Turg
Episode IX: The Rise of Turg
Turg no understand
Turg one: a call me Kevin story
and the infamous spin-off movie , Turg: a star wars story
And of course; Turg Holiday Special
Alex Voak The Turg Wars
"Small hole, not big hole!"
- Kevin CallMe, 2020
Great advice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
He put it in the wrong hole
Any hole is a goal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) - Turg 2020
@Baby boy9000 omg what
@@ghostbile3421 I'm dead I'm in the gulag get $4500 I know turg can do it
"Turg's the kind of guy who wears water wings just to eat soup" underrated burn 😂😂
2:29 I like to imagine that's not the batteries dying, but that Turg's neck was broken by the parachute strings.
They fuckin' Gwen Stacyied Turg.
Turg while bicycling: “I’m exhausted!”
Me: “Are you Ron?”
Beans
My brain has just fecking stopped
A BEAN! :D
idgi
I’m off to bed
Me after failing multiple tests in a row: ThAt WaS PRaCTicE.
Me everytime I get into a new relationship
Turg
"I tried to make Turg as best I could"
It's ok Kevin maybe you just need more fiber.
Lmao this joke is amazing!
kevin is the most adorable person i swear his laugh makes the sun shine a little brighter
" Wuhu Island " sounds like a creepy nudist Sims-Cult Island xD
Perfect for turg. Turg want woohoo
i was literally thinking that the other day when i played my Wii 💀
"Turg is the kind of guy that wears water wings just to eat soup."
Isn’t that a scene from family guy?
why would turg eat soup? hed probably go and bring a bag of rocks to a gourmet resturant. either that or hed scream "TURG NO LIKE SOUP! SOUP NO HAVE MOUTH FEEL!" knowing Kevo
"that was close"
Not something you normally hear when someone nails themselves in the face.
10:07 "precision beats power. timing beats speed" - Kevin McGregor
"Turg isn't used to human contact"
I beg to differ after the last Sims video lol
The Turg timeline is confusing. This is before Turg discovered reproduction.
Correction: Turg isn't used to human contact where his victims survive meeting him.
@@dillonc7955 no Turg is the anti-Jim. He creates life while Jim ends it.
Just because he fucks, doesn't mean he's used to contact.
I like to imagine him screaming in panic while fornicating.
“This is dangerous but affective, I’m willing to do it”
Ashton Comer effective* learn to spell
@@LD_5711 no need to be so aggresive about it.
Akatsuki Chan that was not aggressive
@@LD_5711 well, im just saying. That "learn to spell" just felt unnecessary is all. It makes it feel like you are mocking them.
"Nah Air Sports are scary"
*Turg's WW2 flashbacks start to fill the screen*
AIRBORNE DIVISION!!
Not gonna lie, on hot summer nights as a kid my inner weeb was brought out playing swordplay on this game
i'm so glad i found kevin on youtube, he's such an unique comedian and entertainer
Unique indeed
Very
Kevin plays this game like I do: play sword play, do something else, get bored, and go back to sword play
My memories of this game are just flying, and humming duel of the fates to myself.
Kevin swinging that remote was so chaotic I can’t
Turg doesn't have a nose, he's actually a unicorn.
"*Yes but i wont be going in the water*" That was the most badass thing iv heard all year
"Turg is the kind of guy who wears water wings just to eat soup."
But I thought you hate soup.
It's okay, he's slightly drunk. He doesn't know what he's saying
turg is the antikevin confirmed
@@katsucandy that is true, Jim Pickens is the "embodiment" of Kevin and Turg does the complete opposite of Jim
Kevin’s masterfully edited introductions always find a way to make me appreciate the intricacy of his seemingly haphazardly collected videos. Thank you father
Kevin, walking out of the room after playing this: Ah, that's my exercise done for the day
Anna: ... you literally haven't left your office, or stood up out of your chair
Kevin: Did I stutter?
"that must be the clap of their ass cheeks as they jump up and down"
- Kevin 2020
bruhhh the most kevin like thing to say 💀🤣
Ki Xuxichickenbits I read this as he was saying this
Ki Xuxichickenbits It’s all from that one video where he was reading the sims reddit stuff and someone said that about Velma😂😂 it’s his thing now
@@emilyrivas7821 I'm SCREAMINGGGGGGGGGG
@@alexispeace9836 I choked when he said it 💀😂
I haven’t experienced the fear on CZcams like Kevin swinging his Wii remote around
“ I’m only slightly drunk I swear” sub earned good sir 😂👏🏽
Kevin’s uploads are the only thing keeping me alive during quarantine
Same my dude
Congrats on the heart
You mean kevin’s torture sessions
@@daviddavid-mi5qw At some point you start loving these torture sessions and wait for them every day.
If someone asks, I never said that
Bruuh yesterday I was literally thinking that Kevin should play Wii sports resort.
Didn't know being apart of the cult meant we share thoughts
Which Kevin related cult?
@@potential_dog_eater any lmao
It’s a perk
the cult has a hive mind dw about it
@@feet4557 ahahhaa
Kevin: "also I have an injury" *shows pinkie*
Me: *looks down at my broken hand* : )
Jessica Gilbert I have a broken hand too!
1:21 : I’m only slightly drunk I swear
1:30 : So I tried to make turg as best as I could on the wii
Kevin: *says he's drunk*
Me: he doesn't seem that bad
6:45
He's got that Irish tolerance.
Alternate title: Kevin talks to his mii for 13 minutes.
gotta make it popular to sell the merch ;P
We Need Just A Video Of ASMR Kevin Yells At His Mii Playing Wii Sports
"Turg prefers chaos"
"I want it to be all about Turg"
Turg being a dick to the dog.
Turg shit-talking opponents.
I'm sensing a problem: Kevin is incapable of portraying a character as wholesome. He attempted to make Turg wholesome, but he's sounding more and more like Jim as time goes on. I'm thinking that between Kevin's predilection towards chaos and the fact that the mod has ruined *everyone's* faces in the Sims, that Shrek should be promoted to replenishing the Sim population and Turg should be sent back to wholesome school for re-training.
It’s odd going from poofesure to Kevin. I expect screaming at all times when watching wii sports resorts but Kevin’s just having a grand ole time
Nobody:
Every Irish outside of re Ireland: "I'm only slightly drunk, I swear.
He’s finally wearing safety band, I miss bad boy Kevin
You say that but he still himself in the face
He literally swung it around in a circle
Jonny pipes the young god with the safety band
Kevin after the video, " I dunno 'bout you but I'm *exhausted* "
Turg: *Had zero anger*
Also turg: *Turg likes chaos*
Me: pick one please
guess what i was playing all quarantine. WII SPORTS RESORT
bruh
Bruh
BRuh
recently bought wii sports... the motion sickens me
Turg:
*While you were bowling, I studied the blade*
*When you were golfing with your friends, I studied the blade*
*When you were playing Tennis, Turg studied the blade*
"Sir, this is a Wendys..."
While I'm eating your food, I study the blade
While you were studying the blade, I was studying the blade
12:35 I thought he actually hit himself in the face and was just that unfazed by it
10:26
"I don't like bowling."
(Sad Roman Bellic noises)
The swordplay thing was my childhood. But then my mom saw it and didn’t allow me to play it anymore because “it’s to violent”😂
my mom didn't want me to get Sonic Unleashed when it came out because the ESRB rating said something about animated blood and my mom thought people died in it lol
@@llegobubba my mom got me gta 3 when I was like 10 lmao
My mom won't let my little brothers (8+11) play Call of duty or similar but when I was 9 I was playing GTA 3 and Vice City.. it's really funny how strict my mom is now with them cause I could play anything back then
Tyler Ray maby she relized how fuck up you got so she changed up her game plan
@@fallis07 your mother doesn't care about you apparently
Kevin: - explaining his finger injury -
Also Kevin: - forgetting his shoulder injury from an accident and still plays sports for us -
What an absolute legend.
The best part is that his finger injury wasnt even on the hand that held the remote
AxxL I’m sure you are...
@@AxxLAfriku And by saviour, I mean PARASITE! I'LL RÆPE YOU IF I DON'T REPLY TO YOU!
Done. @Axxl has been reported.
@@oceanel3684 which one? Or was it both of them?
"victory has never felt so good and so easy and; thats how i like my victories."
*proceeds to smack self with the wii remote*
We need a mirrored version of all his Shirt merch so we can truly look like Kevin
We see the thumb nail and wonder how Kevin some how hit him self in the face with the remote... but then we see sword fighting and it all makes sense
need advice: how do i explain to my family why i stay in my room all day watching a 26 year old irish man who kills people in a video game?
Well.... Tbh what else is there to do while being on quarantine lockdown? Initiated by our government and those above by creating false fear mongoring propaganda for the purpose of passing horrible laws restricting our rights without the news being able to get out because of pandemic coverage. And stopping anyone from protesting by banning any social gathering... So yeah anyways, that's my advice for ya, Kevin is a great distraction from the rest of the world
Ariana Gudel I’ve never related to something more
Tyler Ray I feel like you support natural selection.
Well, my sister already asked me what shit I write on Kevin's twitter and then she stumbled upon Kevin's CZcams channel. Couldn't explain that, felt weird and sad the entire day.
Have them join the cult 👀👀
"Turg is so bad at everything"
Kevin dear aren't you the one controlling Turg
FUNFACT: Turg is good for your eyes.
7:45 Turg looks like general grievous when he spins like that
You know Kevin hasn't done laundry in ages when he is starting to wear his own merch :D
"but you're wearing lipstick!"
"Yes, but I won't be going in the water."
I swear I heard that exact conversation in the Imperial City...
1:20 me coming home and seeing my mom in the hallway at 4am
"Damnit Turg, this is your fault!"
DON'T BLAME TURG
TURG
TURG
Kevin: *Chooses to play wii sports*
Poofesure: Are you challenging me?
I now have Kevin with two noses as my wallpaper
Kevin: swing the controller
The character: do a kingdom hearth combat move
Kevin hit himself in the face with a Wii remote, that's either dedication, or... Kevin needs some help.
Both
MyoToxic and he didn’t even seem fazed by it
@@mirandamaple4691 Kevin was drunk
He didn't, he hit his microphone.
kevin: he’s too strong for this game
also kevin: SMASHES THE WII CONTROL AROUND EVERY SHOT
9:46
Someone told Turg to "shoot for the stars"
Classic vine reference 12:19, such good use of vine, have to show this to my friends
Day 8 of asking Kevin to play Gmod Murder with the Irish squad.
bruh
@gerik the lancemaster We will create an army.
Woah this is actually genius....what about TTT?
@@aglove275 That'd be good to.
Omg yes!!!!
The way I came across your channel was that a long time ago I was looking for callmecarson but I forgot his name and when call me kevin popped up I clicked and stuck around.
I have been living a lie and can no longer keep up this charade.
TURG is becoming like Neo. He’s everywhere on the ‘net. I welcome our new overlord
past Kevin: 9:04 ” if I get hit by this thing in the next 20 seconds that’s the end of the video” future Kevin: 12:34
I don’t care what my wife’s boyfriend Trevor says about you Kevin, I think your videos are great
Even before quarantine, I did no sports so I see no difference
bruh
Jesus
Me also didnt do school
Even before quarantine, I've never left my house. I don't see a difference.
I love how he's drunk like every video
I've been playing summoners war for 6 years and I have never seen them advertise with CZcamsrs that's crazy glad you got a decent mobile game :)
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly *his wiimote go smacc*
“i don’t even know what the default position is, i’m just spinning here”
My sex life in a nutshell.
The amount of MMA references in this video is truly amazing.
"It's orbiting around turg because turg is our world"
*everyone liked that*
All I can hear is Duel of The Fates when Turg swings that sword. Well technically it's Kevin... so... when Kevin swings the sword? Turg? Eh, same person.