Steven Seagal's Urban Justice Is So Terrible It Lies About Flossing - Worst Movie Ever
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- čas přidán 27. 04. 2023
- The Steven Seagal trainwreck movie known as Urban Justice is almost as bad as he is. It will brazenly lie to the dentist about flossing, like the dentist can't already tell just by looking at its rotting teeth and disgusting gums. Everything about Urban Justice, is just as disgusting as the man himself and the movie has no redeem qualities, again like the man himself.
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Are you going to review Exit Wounds?
I prefer the censored versions. It's funny when the words are bleeped out
Please review Young Guns.
Can somebody tell me what the background music is?
Bro do "barb wire"
the license plate situation had me howling all the video. My guy puts more effort in these reviews than Seagal in any of his money laudering schemes
Those license plate shenanigans were absolutely baffling, I can't begin to comprehend why they would do that.
@@viljamtheninja It's like the guy who actually owns those plates paid for product placement or something.
Space Ice has an eye for detail in the same way Seagal has an eye for de tail!
so either someone did that to absolutely mess with them / him, or the License Plates were shared ones, for multple Cars, just for this shoot and
they changed it back and forth, while filming different scenes and then cut it together terribly
The license plate played a very important role in this epic film
Every Steven Seagal movie somehow manages to be a parody of every other Steven Seagal movie.
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A comment somehow both profound and hilarious 😂
Dachmod. Pretty powerfully profound parody 😊
it's parodies all the way down
steven "moabis strip" seagal
I worked as a crew member (camera dept/loader) on a short lived Steven Seagal TV series called "True Justice" (2 seasons) I remember after a fight scene with stunt men Steven yelled "CUT" though he wasn't the Director. He asked one of the stunt guys 'What are you doing?" the stunt guy said "crawling away after you punched me" Steven replied *"In a Steven Seagal production, after i hit a guy they don't move because they're either unconscious or dead got that?"* LOL !
He is sooo full of crap 🤣
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Sounds like exactly something this absolute numb nuts would do.
Tell Tom Segura
Those stunt guys would become celebrities if they'd beat up Seagal after he's mistreating them during filming. :D
I never thought I’d say this but I’m starting to dread the day we will run out of Steven Seagal movies.
i hope another Seagal comes out of the woodworks one day
When Space Ice runs out of Seagal flicks to make fun of, it will be comparable to Art Bell not doing radio anymore
I've seen People do a very convincing CGI Seagal just to make fun of him.
Combine that technology with the cheapest, buggy AI you can find
and they'll be pumping out Seagal movies as "good" as the real ones
for the next 100 years.
Me too
Last movie was from 2019 :(
"He then broke into this house to look for more license plates" goddammit the continuation of that joke is just top notch!
Timestamp? 🤣
@@visionist7 10:59 -11:05
Urban Justice aka Nutcracker
@@mayhemmcfly4229 thanks
He then broke into this house to look for more license plates"😂😂😂😂😂 omggg
Imagine watching every Seagal movie for our amusement. This guy deserves a medal
A gold license plate!
And lots of therapy.
if you was in prison it wouldn't be so bad but yeah watching seagul movies takes a lot of patience loool
I think he just watches the highlights, there is no way a human can watch ALL the seagull movies.
@@edmundblackaddercoc8522 I watched the highlights of every Seagal movie once - I spent the other 23 hours, 59 minutes, and 59.99999 seconds that day reexamining why I make such epically bad life decisions.
In an interview Seagal once said; "I try not to act, you know. I think the most important thing in acting is to not act." Which explains a lot.
Ahahahaha 🤣
He also said he is the "king of improv" in a tv interview. Look it up, hilarious. He's just sooo delusional
He tries so much not to act, that he uses his body double for a lot of things he doesn't have to, like walking up stairs.
@@kommisar. "can I laugh in your face?" _followed by serious look_ 😂
@@104thironmike4 ???
Jesus Christ.. the first joke caught me so off-guard. Because the funeral was taking place within 1000 feet of a school, seagal is forced to stand all the way over here 😂😂😂😂
Yeah, that was so funny! 😊
"BUT SEAGAL, DOESNT DO SLIM"
I swear I choked on my water. LMAO
For real, it caught me so off guard I almost sewed over my fingers 🤣🤣 that's what I get for sewing while tuning in to a Space Ice Seagal review 😂😂
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@@joseabito-on442 yea a real stupid thing to do but glad your ok
Came here for this. What an epic line that was!
Seagal only does morbidly obese
Seagal: "My son was killed and it is my life's goal to find his killer."
Guy: "I know who killed your son."
Seagal: "LMFAO we got a snitch over here, gtfo dork and stop being a loser."
Hahhahaaha
That's top tier writing.
ahhahahahahahaha
@@Az-ov1ti and 🎉a
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"Seagal puts all his creativity on display by kicking this guy in the nuts...ELEVEN times". Sheer brilliance, has me laughing every time.
The fact that Seagal was able to change his license plate while being chased and sprayed with bullets, is totally awesome according to Seagal.
“I look at you, I see a man like me” is the single worst thing Steven Seagal could ever tell someone. That guy’s gonna need serious therapy for the rest of his life now.
“I look at you, I see a man like me” - that's some top notch insult, coming to think about it.
Facts
Why was danny trejo and eddie griffin in this movie
You don't know what you're talking about - it's a very effective method of psychological harassment.
I'm guessing that's why Trejo whacked Seagal in Machete… as revenge for that insult!
The way he changes his voice depending on what race he's talking to is just absolutely crazy to me. He does it in every single movie
I love it when he refers to a fellow white guy as a "white boy". He pioneered the whole identity business.
So does Hillary Clinton with a purse full of hot sauce. 😉
He's clearly transracial! 😂
In his lawman series there are multiple situations where he comes up on a Latino person and starts speaking horrible, horrible Spanish. They will start talking in good English and he will still insist on his terrible Spanish.
@@Kevin_2435 his level of cringe is so off the charts you'd almost think it's fake 😂
“Seagal’s half black, so say goodbye to your nuts” *Seagal proceeds to kick dude in the nuts*.
That part had my sides in pain 😂😂😂
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The front license plate had a more compelling story than Seagal himself in any of his movies
So Segall kills everyone except the guy who actually killed his son…..”I got no beef with you”
But he gets mad with the guy who was trying to tell him who murdered his son. "I don't care. You're a snitch." Guess he really didn't care about his son's murder.
"I just wanted to thank you for getting rid of my child support payments by killing my son. I have like three ex wives in real life and I beat them all so they divorced me, and I have to make these awful movies to launder money, and people have been catching on lately. Thanks."
Lmao goofball. Pay attention. Eddie Griffin didn't kill his son, the cop did.
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Cause segal is half black sometimes so he's tired of paying child support that's why he got no beef with guy who saved him from paying child support, he was looking for him just to thank him
Space Ice is the greatest content creator on this platform. No hyperbole. He's the best.
Hands down the best.
Is he though?
It all starts with Seagals creativity!
If you want to thank someone...
Clam down
@@MeLexdy He is. Seagal isn't making fun of himself.
@@MeLexdy Ironically he criticizes Seagal's lack of creativity and straight up laziness in many of these movie critiques. Props to Space Ice for keeping his lines so original.. Such as "Seagal really thinks people find true love in strip clubs. God bless him!" in another one.
Let’s all give thanks to whoever Space Ice is and the incredible sacrifice he makes watching these disasters in their entirety for our entertainment. Miraculous.🙏🏽
This is actually funnier than most comedy shows. I wonder if people know how much effort these must take. So much more creative than some fool commenting on something we can all see. Thanks for the laughs. You deserve success.
"Seagal is half black sometimes so say goodbye to your nuts"
Fucking legend.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Seagal is the one white samurai to earn the N_word pass
He was Indian in "A Dangerous Man"
Seagal walks like a black man and breathes like a killer.
That was a great line. lol
"a mexican in los angeles is all seagal needs" as a mexican i felt that
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Be careful amigo.
Sensei could still come looking for you.
@@stealthattack2209 Always gotta watch out for Master SeFoo.
Yes please lol
Rofl😂😂😂😂
0:37 "What's important is, she's single now." Poor actress crying for realz, because she now knows she's going to have to do a romantic sex scene with Seagal at some point in the film.
"Seagal doesn't do slim..." 😂😂😂
Truer words have never been spoken.
"He quickly realizes he has no f-ing idea what he's doing"
Yeah, we know that, but I thought the fact that Seagal doesn't is the reason for anything happening in his movies.
Seagal killing people before getting any information from them has to be my favorite recurring part of his movies.
I like when there’s a twist that renders the rest of the movie pointless.
Seagal is like France's Inspector Clouseau, stumbling about but in the end prevailing despite his efforts, but without the humor, plot, wit or creativity.
When Seagal is chasing the dragon his blood thirst is unquenchable
The ending makes perfect sense. Seagal never had beef with anybody, he just wanted an excuse to go on a sensless killing spree because that's the Seagal way.
Also: Seagal wouldn't share Beef.
Only because he's vegan.
@@fredmercury1314 and fat
The only beef he has is for dinner
@@HauntedXXXPancakethat's hands down the best pun ever😂
That license plate gag KILLED ME BRO!!!! At first, I was like “Ok. I get it. “ But u kept coming up with ways to work it in and I was cracking up!!! Lol
In yet another example of Steve's brilliant writing, Seagal's character will randomly punch or shoot innocent members of the public for absolutely no reason other than to be able to blow stuff up and add to the body count but a guy literally breaks into his apartment and he sits down, hears him out, then lets him go.
He had satisfied his bloodlust at that point so he didn't feel like killing yet
I thought that boy was a gonner for a second 😂
License plate story arc was enthralling.
Steven Seagal is the man, who showed the world, how to be the most unintentionally funny person in all of history.
LOL
That's why he got SNL gig...
Seriously! Lolz. What a dork! 😂
His death bed confessional will be eppic!!
THE ALGORITHM had your Seagal videos pop up and I'm really glad I watched one. Now I've binged through your whole channel and I haven't laughed this much in a while.
"Because he is required by law to notify his neighbours that he is moving in"
I guess that's because he was a registered sex offender. No wonder the concerned parents confronted him 😂😂😂😂
And the part about him being a thousand feet away from a school at the graveyard 😂😂
I love how he points out the continuity mistakes but making it seem like it's a part of the movie. Such smoothness 😂
It was part of the movie....
License plates lol
@@blameusa7082 a movie with no plot
@@theonlineanimal6009 the no plot was a plot twist
@@jummyran Watch that scene again. Not only are license plates mysteriously added, but the car gets swapped as well. It's jarringly obvious.
The license plate sub plot really made this movie.
"But Seagal doesn't do slim." Lmao, that was gold
5:02 😂 I bet Steven Seagal could find an Italian in New York City too
You know its a Seagal movie when even the license plate has a body double.
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"she cries and misses a lot, fooling the bad guys into thinking Seagal's still there" Thats one of the best lines yet out of any of these.
It's been over 7 days since Space Ice posted his last video. Do we need to send in a Seagal rescue team?
I don't know what I'll do without these videos!
The budget was so bad they couldn’t afford enough license plates 😂
I wish there was an infinite amount of seagal movies so this guy would never stop making these videos
I'm honestly getting concerned about how many Seagal movies are left, I don't want these videos to stop.
I think there are almost 10 left. I looked at imdb the other day and there were a few titles I didn't recognize. But he could make videos of seagals various TV shows as well. Like pretending to be a real police officer for 20 years! He waddles around with actual police pretending he's an expert...or I guess playing himself
Why not watch the same recap videos?
@@nikhilcruz hopefully a trip to seagal, lawman. Red-eye reviews has some great takes.
There is enough Breen, rob Scheider, etc. to keep the channel going. Spaceice is forever expanding, like the universe
You know, Seagal movies start making a lot more sense if you look at him as the villain lol
I always root against him, knowing full well that he can never die. It’s fun and infuriating at the same time.
@@kubrickking5101
He dies in Executive Decision I think.
@@irvinmorales1409 SPOILER! AND I WAS GONNA WATCH THAT?? no i wasn't lol
He also died in Machete
@@PhantomGardener and in code of honor and the perfect weapon
Seagal: "I am looking for information about who killed my son."
Black Dude: "I have information about who killed your son."
Seagal: "Oh, so you're a snitch?"
According to imdb, this is the only Seagal DTV appearance where he appeared for 90% of his scenes. Also the director agreed to direct only under the condition that Seagal stayed on set until he was told to leave. This caused a lot of frictions where Seagal didn't show up for a couple of days and they had to shut down production. The director never wanted to work with Seagal again but this is the only DTV Seagal film where he appears for most of his scenes. As you know it's very common for Seagal to use a body double for his scenes. Also of interest, Seagal did not like the actress in this film and even made her cry a couple of times off camera during the making of the film. Very interesting as this is one of Seagal's highest rated DTV film compared to the rest of his career.
Insanity
"He's required to be 100 ft away from a school" and "He beats up concerned parents" are some of your best jokes, Space Ice.
Keep at it, or Imma snatch every motherfucker birthday.
Is it syphallis
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... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...well I'm sorry to hear that
He’s also “required by law to notify his neighbours when he’s moving in”. 🤣
Wait a minute now, we have unfinished business
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the loss of that sandwich is the saddest moment in any Seagal film, it truly makes you feel something for Steven
He cared more about that sandwich than any of his partners in his movies
because it was a vegan sandwich
RIP in peace Arnold's rocketship and this sandwich 😔
He showed more 'emotion' over not getting to eat that sandwich than the "death of his own son" or whatever the plot was.
I was too engrossed in the 'Musical License Plate' adventures to pay attention to Seagal's storyline...
“…but Segal doesn’t do slim…” 😂😂😂👍
That $5 bribe 😂😂😂 I can't believe they left that in!
I feel like the quote “This entire movie was a waste of everyone’s time” should be the tagline for every Seagal movie ever made.
So Segal really kills all of the underlings, but let's the bossman go?
This movie isn't a waste of time, without it we wouldn't have gotten this video.
"Offers the bouncer the entire movie's budget" 😂😂 that's gold!
1:48 That head smack was the most hilarious thing ever 😭
The pimp smack 😂😂😂
@@malcolmcurve9511I bet it wasn’t even in the script-Steven just saw the opportunity to smack a bald head! 😭
@@pinkcashmeres thats Steven 'Seagull' for ya 😂😂😂😂
11:33 *Space Ice:* "She warns him that Eddie Griffin is the most terrible actor she's ever seen!"
*Seagal:* "No, I'm a lot fucking worse"
Under rated joke 😂😂😂
That license plate running gag had more staying power than Seagals whole career.
More fucking stamina than Seagal
“A Mexican in Los Angeles is all that Segal needs, and knows exactly where to look.” 😂😂😂😂
And he found and he found Danny Fucking Trejo. Seagal is legend.
Everyone missed the Johnny 23 reference from con air
2:10 "But Seagall doesn't do slim" 😅🤣😂
"But Segal... doesn't do slim" I almost choked from laughing.
In this movie Seagal actually uses his own voice and nobody dubbed his voice for him... That's an achievement on itself.
Big if true.
The $5 budget couldn't quite cover the voice over guy.
@@TehMorbidAtheist 😂😂 lol... Good one!😂😂
Looks like a old movie cause eddie is actually thinner
Nobody dubbed his voice in his older films before he went to DTV Hell.
I knew we were in for some Space Ice brilliance immediately at the funeral scene where he pointed out that “Because it was by a school, Seagal had to be 100yds away at all times”. That took me 20mins to recover from to begin. Well played, Space.
I think this channel is SERIOUSLY under rated.
Then again I've been around when his best videos ONLY got maybe 50k hits & MANY were WAY under that normally. He was delivering fully in the laughing parts too.
This guy hit the ground running imo & he's doing the same level of Golden greatness as he's always done.
Imo this channel should be getting MILLIONS of views in the first 24 hours alone. It's that good of production value, genuinely funny ass creativity, & editing & he delivers top entertainment the ENTIRE time. Literally EVERY line in his scripts are shit I'm laughing at EVERY single time. I love this channel lol.
@@ClickClack_Bam .. yeah he is and he's gonna get mucho algorithm clout by the repeat viewer and sub and comment stats and the length is perfect too,, around 11 minutes with 2 or even 3 ad breaks which you KNOW people aren't going to surf because this guy is a SCREAM ...
Yeah spaceice got that Jackie Gleason insult comedy down EXCELLENTLY and no one deserves it more than Sensei Suknuts...
Dont know if this is a negativ comment or not. I didnt had any ad break other than the ads at the beginning
100 yards is too far to walk for Seagal these days...although he could send his body-double, I guess.
Only could Segal write a revenge movie where he tracks down his son's killer and then let's the undercover brother go saying he ain't got no beef with you WTF
Seagal doesn’t do slim!!! That’s gold man.
"But Seagal doesn't do slim" ... I'm dead 🤣🤣
I love this channel. Gotta say that probably had the best writing of any of your reviews so far. So many ridiculously funny takes. Thanks.
What a tough call: Watching the new Space Ice video, or taking a phone interview.
Jobs are temporary, Space Ice is forever.
"She cries and misses her shots, which tricks them into thinking Segall is still there". Fucking poetry.
7:56 Seagal is so bad-ass, he applied the lesson Doc taught McQueen, but wrong.
The license plate shit when u said dude was confused about the license plate thing had me crying bro thank you man I honestly needed that more than u know
The guy trying to help Segal with info about his son and he calls him a snitch 😂
10/10 writing
Bruh😂
But then asking him for help later. Lol
I laughed out lot at Steven beating up the concern parents.
Also, the actor who played the snitch was pretty good. Shame that he was blackmailed into being in a Seagal movie.
I love how dismissive he sounds when he mentions Sagal chocking her cousin to death before he leaves her place. Like it goes without saying that he would do that on his way out.
I just discovered your channel a couple days ago and I can't tell you how much I'm enjoying your commentary and hatred of Steve Seagal. I didn't know most of these movies even existed, so thank you and please keep the videos coming.
Seagal really is the best comedian on Earth. Who else could spend 15 straight movies in a row being the same character as one big joke to the audience?!
Don't forget greatest zombie slayer as well
@@scottrasp821 those were vampires idiot. Steven doesn’t approve of zombies.
Adam Sandler
You know Danny Trejo's carrier hit rock bottom, when you see him in a Seagal movie.
Trejo is a legend, but he will take literally *any* role offered to him as long as the cheque clears. (See also: Dan Ackroyd, Whoopi Goldberg, Lance Henriksen, '80s Michael Caine.)
@@zombiedodge1426 80’s Micheal Caine…blame it on Rio.
Considering Trejo went to prison in 1962 for drug dealing and armed robberies, I don't think getting a steady paycheck and being a household name at 78 years old is really rock bottom
Trejo was just showing his appreciation to Seagal, because Seagal ate all the tacos at trejos shop.
I'm torn on this one.
I don't think he's a Nicholas Cage, but in & of itself it's pretty bad being in a Seagal flick. You don't really bounce back off that into the positive.
But if he's damn near 80 then I'm ok with it all lol .
Goddamit! Everytime I see one of your videos I think they couldn't be funnier. My wife and I binged the whole series in two days because they're that damn awesome. Anyways, keep doing what your doing.
Can you wish my wife a happy birthday Space Ice style? It's today, May 3rd. 😁
Happy Birthday, Mrs. Frederick!
12:15 poor dude! Steven Seagal, basically just made another man infertile!
The licence plate portrayed more emotion than Segal, you really felt its character develop throughout the movie.
which plate exactly?
Best comment
10:38 Wait, wait wait wait, WAIT. You mean to tell me Seagal was _hurt_ ? In his own movie?
OMG, the license plate thing is the funniest shit ever. When he took the plate off the pickup truck, I choked laughing.
This is definitely one of your best!
And it's hard making that list because all your content is so good!
That license plate definetly deserves an Oscar.
Which one?
@@Zathinean maybe they all have been played by the same one, which would be an incredible feat and deserving of an Oscar imo
The license plate plot thickens again...
Imagine if he was self-aware... comedic genius! But we know he's not...
". . . But Seagal doesn't do slim. ." hahahaha! Priceless. Oh My God, am I glad I found this Channel.
'But Seagal doesn't do slim.' I saw what you did there! 🤣 keep 'em coming!
it's still a mystery why Seagal hasn't won an Academy award as of yet
Soon one of his movies will win a prize for best visual effects for the almost life-like Steven Seagal "prop/animatronic doll"
He did get an award for being a Yale professor once
He's a Nobel prize winner but he turned it down to win Academy awards :) lol
He ate the awards before they could be awarded.
That licence plate put more effort into his performance than Seagal put into his.
So happy to have stumbled across this channel. This us CZcams superiority!!! Keep up the awesome work! Your videos are the best!
0:23 😂😂😂 Space Ice you rule
Steven Seagal is a one of a kind. No one else in Hollywood needs a stunt man to do simple walking.
Movie had a 5 dollar budget 😂😂😂
Wasnt expecting the license plate to be a thing through the whole clip, hilarious as always, thanks!
The movie's budget was $5 dollars. For some strange reason. I believe it.
That “seagal is half black sometimes” made me spit out my drink 😂
😂😂😂😂
"...so say goodbye to your nuts!"
At what part was it bro, i watched the whole vid and could not find it
@@bobstone4672 8:57
I like how he talks about Seagal as Seagal and not as a character in the movie😂
What's the difference? 😂😂
It's got to be your best Seagal take-down ever! The continuity-error-jokes alone are priceless. I've never laughed so hard at license plates jokes as I have with this one!
"but Seagal doesn't do SLIM" - I lost it irl haha
I found Space Ice a month ago, I suffer from depression and watching this channel has given me a happy place to visit when I need it, Within minuets' I'm pissing myself laughing, Thanks mate you make my life a happier place 😊 Not joking , All your videos are awesome but your love for Mr Seagal is by far my favourite
His JCVD videos are great too!
He always places JCVD dancing with them chicks from Kickboxer movie in EVERY script!
Funniest shit EVER!
This channel is HORRIBLY underrated!
I've been around since the 15,000 hits days when he was doing this same level of shit back then.
Dude is SERIOUSLY talented & should imo have his own cable tv show like how Daniel Tosh.0 does.
Keep fighting champ. The light is close! With love from me to you.
The director had always secretly wanted to make a movie about the traveling adventures of a license plate. Noticing that nobody was paying any attention to anything during the making of this, he saw his opening and made it happen.
Urban Justice is from 2007, Machete is from 2010. Maybe it was a low point of his career but he became a true Legend after Machete and I think isn't dependant on regular normal sized paychecks anymore.
Wow haven't been here in a while but glad to see this channel blowing up. one of the funniest channels
I really appreciate the work you put into these videos. They are freaking hilarious 😂
The license plates are too embarrassed to stay on Seagal's car.
my theory is they had to keep replacing those chryslers because of him wrecking the suspension.
So... he has no beef with the guy that ordered the hit and kicks the guy who was just doing his job 11 times in the nuts and calls it a day? I... I'm in awe.
Mind you he got shot by said guy who ordered the hit even if it wasnt about his son atleast get your personal payback
Made no sense whatsoever LOL.
Don't try to think about it.