I Don't Love You.

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  • čas přidán 1. 12. 2022
  • As if Steph said that? I don't love you. That was pretty rough. Before this week's episode of Funny Uber Rides gets to that, Lilian shares a story of exploration and Steph and I compete over chips. Today's upload is a BONUS edition - Happy Fry-day!
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Komentáře • 172

  • @DarrenLevy
    @DarrenLevy  Před rokem +121

    Steph just started a youtube channel!
    ► www.youtube.com/@stephtoussat

    • @pizzadriver
      @pizzadriver Před rokem +1

      created 2015

    • @DarrenLevy
      @DarrenLevy  Před rokem +35

      @@pizzadriver little birdy tells me she's about to start posting bangers ;)

    • @pizzadriver
      @pizzadriver Před rokem +1

      @@DarrenLevy just wanted to mention it xD

    • @fab4vol
      @fab4vol Před rokem

      There will be any captions by chance?

    • @1uc123
      @1uc123 Před rokem +1

      So I gotta know. Darren said he has a gf. But WHO IS IT???

  • @petsown
    @petsown Před rokem +485

    I feel like everyone needs a steph in their life

  • @toto_feather8732
    @toto_feather8732 Před rokem +367

    Seeing both of their gums filled with fries would make for such a cool out of context profile picture for each of them ^^

  • @AussieVerato
    @AussieVerato Před rokem +369

    Daz never misses with these vids... You have such good content.

  • @itsfqndave
    @itsfqndave Před rokem +88

    I know you have a GF Darren, but the amount of Rizz you have my dude is off the Richter scale. Fair play, Sir.

  • @Onnoloveslife
    @Onnoloveslife Před rokem +132

    Steph is always good for a laugh

  • @leoBJA33
    @leoBJA33 Před rokem +416

    Still don't understand how Daren and Steph are not dating

    • @b8hoven445
      @b8hoven445 Před rokem +19

      Friend zone

    • @zinniedel
      @zinniedel Před rokem +49

      Cuz he's married

    • @Niraol
      @Niraol Před rokem +14

      Isn't Darren married?

    • @maddsua
      @maddsua Před rokem +1

      @@zinniedel bruuuuh

    • @dealesun5585
      @dealesun5585 Před rokem +7

      Still don't understand how Daren isn't dating any of the main characters like Steph or Piper or any of the others

  • @arieheinrich3457
    @arieheinrich3457 Před rokem +100

    Man, Steph is such a diamond !!!

  • @KismetBP
    @KismetBP Před rokem +64

    Laughing so hard that you can’t breathe = near death experience = The best moments. 😂❤🤘

  • @lichtheimer
    @lichtheimer Před rokem +21

    So Steph is like Darren's intrusive thoughts then. He never would honk at anyone but then Steph encourages it and so it happen.

  • @BBRAIN1977
    @BBRAIN1977 Před rokem +61

    Steph is and always be a jewel on this channel

  • @_urahara_
    @_urahara_ Před rokem +17

    Glad to have found this channel. You and Steph are just so much fun to watch.
    This channel is a gem 💎

  • @clwntime1277
    @clwntime1277 Před rokem +2

    Love the video. Was waiting all week for this.

  • @metalmaster4930
    @metalmaster4930 Před rokem +2

    omg... yesterday i stumbled upon your channel... and been binge-watching non-stop, ever since... obsessive! thanks for such a good spirited content... LOVELY!

  • @ImShinobi
    @ImShinobi Před rokem +10

    The contrast of a serious topic of the possible dangers of meeting/dating people that you met online. To the random & chaotic shenanigans with Steph, of taking an invisalign off thinking that they were dentures or she was so drunk she somehow pulled her teeth off, talking about the importance of potatoes, and stuffing fries under your top lip to make "fries teeth", and making a competition out of it. This was not what I expected this video to be. But to be honest, when is anything with Steph straight forward in any video she's featured. 😆😂🤣

  • @Josh-xj6qy
    @Josh-xj6qy Před 4 měsíci

    these vids always cheer me up

  • @onegrungabove7495
    @onegrungabove7495 Před rokem +2

    actually hilarious channel. keep posting!

  • @Kaleb833
    @Kaleb833 Před 8 měsíci

    Steph is such a vibe we all need a steph

  • @David13579
    @David13579 Před rokem +16

    Darren: I think we need to have more near-death experiences
    😂😂😂 another banger video Darren! Nice 😂

  • @illocip
    @illocip Před rokem +2

    ah one more thing Darren, on the last scene when you was explaining Steph about a new camera to watch to the front, she said, "are you ready for this? you asked for this, are you ready?", and your face when she said that was gold ahahaha, you know Darren, Steph never says no for a chalange, be prepared from now on Darren LOL.
    cheers to you Darren and cheers to you Steph, i am pretty sure you reading this Steph, keep going with your amazing sense of humor.
    Hugs to both of you from Portugal.
    Carlos

  • @Horacioarob
    @Horacioarob Před rokem +1

    Great ep 👌

  • @kellerlambert
    @kellerlambert Před rokem +2

    This. Channel. Total gem.

  • @jamaicantillidie6626
    @jamaicantillidie6626 Před rokem +2

    Love Steph!!!

  • @shield2957
    @shield2957 Před rokem +4

    "Im a liability" TRUE😂😂😂😂

  • @crucialcubing773
    @crucialcubing773 Před rokem +6

    i swear they are the perfect couple bro

  • @Fatherofheroesandheroines

    Steph is the ultimate wingman lol

  • @Fifty_Two_Hz
    @Fifty_Two_Hz Před rokem +7

    Beavis and Buthead at 5:58 killed me! 🤣

    • @johnekare8376
      @johnekare8376 Před rokem +1

      YES! I was about to say the same - That is soo spot on! It's even something you would expect them to do.

  • @D4RKBRU73
    @D4RKBRU73 Před rokem +5

    5:55 anyone else getting Beavis & Butthead vibes so hard ? 🤣

  • @lorenzmorlock3446
    @lorenzmorlock3446 Před rokem +2

    So random but so fun at the same time 😂

  • @thomasstinson2534
    @thomasstinson2534 Před 10 měsíci

    Same vibe, do not fall. Stay healthy

  • @michaelmount76
    @michaelmount76 Před rokem +1

    Love the videos bud and it's funny your the first person that I watch on here that has the same birthday as me Oct 5th. I'm just a lot older lol 1976

  • @driojal
    @driojal Před rokem +20

    Steph was having an orgasmic laugh. hahahhahaha She almost broke a rib from laughing so hard.

    • @ErdTirdMans
      @ErdTirdMans Před 10 měsíci +1

      I thought exactly the same thing. Gotta love when someone laughs so hard they're basically orgasming

  • @crashburn1379
    @crashburn1379 Před rokem +4

    the chips were a crack up 🤣

  • @Oscar_Kerkenaar
    @Oscar_Kerkenaar Před rokem +8

    Wahaha That laugh at 5:56... It reminds me of Beavis and Butt-head. But now they're not sitting on a couch, but in a car. :D I love it

  • @ColinRichardson
    @ColinRichardson Před rokem +4

    I hope there is a silent, unedited, from start to finish, no context version of the fries in the mouth thing..
    Times like these need to be remembered with your friends.

  • @SayonaraLovelife
    @SayonaraLovelife Před 11 měsíci +3

    I aspire to be the type of 29 y/o, who starts a spontaneous competition with my friend on who can fit more fries in between our gums. Great vid as always ~

  • @stevenlanier7271
    @stevenlanier7271 Před rokem

    U should come to america love you bro

  • @HectorHustles
    @HectorHustles Před 6 měsíci

    Dang Steph would be a perfect person that I would have no problems hanging out with she has so much creativity

  • @luckymfchip9395
    @luckymfchip9395 Před rokem +1

    Bestfriends at it's finest

  • @charlie_xnz8719
    @charlie_xnz8719 Před rokem +9

    He doesn’t love me…

  • @Gottabemaria
    @Gottabemaria Před 5 měsíci

    Its so funny like darren and that other girl talking about potential death situations. Then its darren and steph putting chips in there gums😂❤

  • @r4zzzy
    @r4zzzy Před rokem

    Darren your videos honestly never get old ever 😂 and I've been watching since 2020.

  • @jacobporrett
    @jacobporrett Před 9 měsíci

    Brilliant 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @ranidusoysaa
    @ranidusoysaa Před rokem

    congrats to steph

  • @crowsnestsac
    @crowsnestsac Před rokem +13

    This episode was a real knee slapper 5:41

  • @larryking2291
    @larryking2291 Před rokem +2

    This video is the only birthday present I needed

  • @MrTurboTash
    @MrTurboTash Před rokem +4

    7:02 Close your eyes, audio only

  • @4runninginmyway
    @4runninginmyway Před rokem +5

    4:30 You finally got your anger out on stupid people 😂

  • @thomascooley2749
    @thomascooley2749 Před rokem +4

    5:39 lols best laugh I've had all week

  • @utkarshdubey7875
    @utkarshdubey7875 Před rokem

    what's the song / soundtrack at the very end 09:22 that went ' I need you need you, yes I do" ?

  • @udontwanaknow
    @udontwanaknow Před rokem +1

    Who knew uber was content. Love your videos

  • @Pauldjreadman
    @Pauldjreadman Před rokem

    Just snog him for heaven sake lol Steph is just so damn random she is great.

  • @gordowg1wg145
    @gordowg1wg145 Před rokem +1

    I wouldn't say "near death experiences", but more experiences where one has to assess risk with actual consequences - back when I was a kid it would be things like climbing trees, and cliffs, riding our 'bikes down steep hills, getting into fights (decision - they're stupid), making dodgy friends and reqalising they're NOT actually friends, etc.
    What we did as kids, with generally low levels of consequences, those in their late teens and early twenties are now doing - for example, a "high speed" crash on a bike is a damn sight less serious than a comparative "high speed" crash with a car, as is visiting a "new" friend's house for the first time.
    Oh, I understand the feeling of helplessness is the point of being tied up - but, as it's not 'my thing', I may be very wrong on that.

  • @albertosanchez4552
    @albertosanchez4552 Před rokem

    Looking back… I didn’t die
    The most hilarious comment of this lol

  • @Bennn2013
    @Bennn2013 Před rokem

    Jesus fucking christ lmfao - bro when your vids make me have that reaction you're doing it right. Thx keep it up

  • @xdev_henry
    @xdev_henry Před rokem

    That sounds like Steph has unlocked a new Kink wtf 😂😂

  • @andriiperevodchyk
    @andriiperevodchyk Před rokem +3

    Darren! Update your Chrome! :)

  • @homegrownson
    @homegrownson Před rokem +1

    How many caught the U R Next tag on Hearse

  • @socialmediaaccount4206
    @socialmediaaccount4206 Před 8 měsíci

    I feel like Darren would be the most appropriate guy to say ‘you’re the man’ to.

  • @Swordfisher1969
    @Swordfisher1969 Před rokem +1

    My all time wish is for their French fries to be hot, let alone too hot!

  • @heinkoelen
    @heinkoelen Před rokem +2

    i really think Steph is the girl for you, she is very beautiful and funny, she is one in a million

  • @Cal430
    @Cal430 Před rokem +2

    Darren, could we possibly get an Australia World Cup experience episode or some sort of footage? It's been a great story for both Australia and the Socceroos

  • @arch2817
    @arch2817 Před rokem

    Steph je t'aime t'es la plus belle, xoxo from France!

  • @horatiobeaker
    @horatiobeaker Před 4 měsíci

    I like the he gets paid by Steph to do this.

  • @regardtdupreez5525
    @regardtdupreez5525 Před rokem

    Hi from South-Africa

  • @vltc2719
    @vltc2719 Před rokem

    have u ever been asked out on a date cause of those majestic eyebrows?

  • @just_willow
    @just_willow Před rokem

    Bro using the sound from Law and Order.
    Also don't play with food😅

  • @graemematamua4547
    @graemematamua4547 Před rokem

    Fries in the gums, why the fuck did I not think of this😂😂😂😂

  • @illocip
    @illocip Před rokem +4

    Darren and Steph, once again you guys made my day, hilarious. When Steph took off the dental aligners i was like: WTF? ahahahah
    can't wait the day you put the twins Steph and Manon together ahahaha
    Steph that's the spirit :)
    greetings from Portrugal

  • @Panacea9
    @Panacea9 Před rokem

    loved the person

  • @metronome5141
    @metronome5141 Před rokem

    Invite link expired, bro

  • @shield2957
    @shield2957 Před rokem

    6:20 the standard shouldnt be i came out of that alive? I met by best friend off of video games, went to his place for the weekend as an 18y.o, 3 hrs away, sent my friends his address and thats it. Been best friend for 5 years now (we're both the same age btw)

  • @mickmick19971997
    @mickmick19971997 Před rokem

    You comping away your potato teeths had me pissing my pants

  • @yiannis_p
    @yiannis_p Před rokem +3

    They are gonna marry one day for sure

  • @JonForshort
    @JonForshort Před 10 měsíci

    Shes one of the broskis 😂

  • @drewbaldwin8600
    @drewbaldwin8600 Před rokem

    I see a Dazza upload I click it Thank-Q Dazza

  • @vultureking5489
    @vultureking5489 Před rokem

    Crazy

  • @_CatBug_
    @_CatBug_ Před rokem

    Rope bunny? That's exactly how you get murdered 😆

  • @nothingisreal6345
    @nothingisreal6345 Před rokem +1

    How many times in your life did you seriously think: I guess I got lucky not to die from this"? IMHO going on a date with some strange person is just as dangerous as meeting a random stranger on the road. OK. Going to a bondage session with a stranger is on another level.

  • @camrendilbeck
    @camrendilbeck Před 29 dny

    Anyone know why comments were turned off on that last video?

  • @aniharutyunyan3625
    @aniharutyunyan3625 Před rokem +1

    Sorry to your other passengers but I always skip their parts to watch Steph

  • @wanglee21
    @wanglee21 Před 8 měsíci

    Interesting! People don't sit in the front seats in America. Odd

  • @2012inca
    @2012inca Před rokem +1

    Steph looked like the creepy guy from Pirates of The Caribean with those fries hanging out her mouth.

  • @PiratePete1
    @PiratePete1 Před rokem

    No christmas music on december 3rd? sus

  • @ryandenize1576
    @ryandenize1576 Před rokem +1

    7:02 🤨

  • @Whitewing_Tv
    @Whitewing_Tv Před rokem

    FUCKING AMAZINGG

  • @18wheelerjay
    @18wheelerjay Před rokem

    Yo why that red vw have a usa license plate?

  • @isaac2986
    @isaac2986 Před rokem

    Why get tied, it sounds like a brazzers title to me lmaoo

  • @ishpreetsingh5622
    @ishpreetsingh5622 Před rokem

    Bro where does uber passengers sits in front seat?

  • @6099rahul
    @6099rahul Před rokem

    5:55 Beavis and Butthead

  • @criscris428
    @criscris428 Před rokem +1

    I was 18 when tinder 1st came out... the amount of risk we all took lol but then body counts just keep on rising after that.

  • @muskokamike127
    @muskokamike127 Před rokem +2

    So now you know why women disappear and are never seen again. "oh wait, here's a guy who wants to tie me up, let's give THAT a shot"
    "oh but I text my friends his licence plate"
    Yeah, that'll save you because of COURSE a rapist and serial killer would use their OWN car.......

  • @DrJohnWatson8
    @DrJohnWatson8 Před rokem

    Wife up Steph

  • @Alexp88b
    @Alexp88b Před rokem

    Yo what happened to Thank-Q girl?

  • @iMagicGraalOnline
    @iMagicGraalOnline Před rokem

    What did darren look like in high school?????

  • @siebedebruijn6668
    @siebedebruijn6668 Před rokem

    Damn Darren I thought we had something together... :(

  • @tyronegrobler1052
    @tyronegrobler1052 Před 11 měsíci

    How are you and steph not dating, tho

  • @mdftx1
    @mdftx1 Před rokem

    You guys get hot fries from McDonalds? must be nice.

    • @alvinalvin3487
      @alvinalvin3487 Před rokem

      you have to tell them that you want fresh fries when ordering. It takes a minute to prepare but worth the wait

  • @stanislav_5312
    @stanislav_5312 Před 10 měsíci

    Why do i think they look like vampires on LSD?

  • @malochy2473
    @malochy2473 Před 5 měsíci

    The difference between these conversations is to much