Malone’s Cones: Kevin’s Ice Cream Stand - The Office
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- Kevin (Brian Baumgartner) tries to get a small business loan to launch Malone's Cones in this exclusive webisode. Why should they give it to him? Flavors. And the mobile component sounds very promising. It's also NOT to pay off gambling debt.
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Malone’s Cones: Kevin’s Ice Cream Stand - The Office
• Malone’s Cones: Kevin’... - Komedie
So me think why waste time selling Malone's Cones when tax fraud do trick?
BirbBoi I love you
And what you do when get money? See world or sea world?
More success.
More money ,there’s your better life. You can sell wherever you want there’s your freedom
BirbBoi or- declare bankrupcy
He should've just sold his Kevin's Famous Chili to pay off his debt
Or it’s like something out of Good Fellas and he is just the front man
He spilled it all in the office.
Logan Kandel can’t make profit if you spill everything
@@kevin6293 That's the secret ingredient... Carpet fibers......
Too much work scooping it off the floor each time.
If only Kevin made a Chilli food truck...
That would definitely be successful
He’d be richer than Bill Gates
I'm not going to like ur comment because u got 69 likes 😂👌
@@jiggleskittle4655 this is a Reddit moment
@@portertheskwish8921 ohh lol
I like that his bookie isn't even threatening him, he's just desperate for money so he can get a better car.
Not even get a better car, he just genuinely needs the money. I felt bad for him.
the car oscar broke
@@lpkombi6685 A much more realistic portrayal of what a real bookie is like. Bookie probably has his own gambling debts and just needs help.
@@bobbys_hatlol...to get the dog out
"So how do you make this ice cream?"
Kevin: "The trick is to under cook the onions."
Lol damnit. That's good.
.
But honestly, I've started undercooking my onions and letting everything come together in the pot. It's so much better, but I love onions
*falls*
toneal30 As Asian Jim would say “FALSE”
“Everyone gets to know each other in the pot” lol
Lol
I like how Darrel works in a warehouse yet is smarter than a lot of the people in the office
Most blue-collar workers are more wise, street smart, have common sense, compared to the white shirts, excluding Mustangs of course! 😎
@@yamamoto9649 a) No it's not. b) So what if it is? c) Blackroids tell me to keep it real, so I is.
it's because he's the pontiac bandit
@@yamamoto9649 r/whoosh
+@@SoapinTrucker Yes. Which is why they're working manual labor with their hands on a dock or construction yard. And not in an office setting handling money, projecting quarterly statistics, or managing real estate.
Because blue collar workers obviously are smarter, wiser, and have more common sense than white collar workers with four year college degrees making five times their salary.
Do you ever think before you make statements. Don't answer that, we both already know the answer to that.
Stanley: How much for one?
Kevin: $10
Stanley: Goodbye
Lmao
How come i feel like ive never seen these episodes
@@AiurMedia because it was scrapped
that is a reasonable price
@@kevinmalone8883 I think first and foremost Kevin, it’s what you’ve calculated that every cone has to cost for you to be able to pay off your debts with one batch of ice-cream…right Kev?
@@AiurMedia they became webisodes
“You project failure.”
If only most people were as brutally honest as Darryl
Central Inteligence.
as someone who is brutally honest, no you dont. humans are fake as hell.
I like Darryl. He's a man of vision.
Sam well said
And distinction
Rosa...Rosa ROOOSSSAAAAA
_oh yeeaah_
Fat Cat i can’t see darryl as anyone except for doug judy
@@elektraleiphart610 same lol.
I could’ve got Kevin out of that situation a lot easier than what he’s doing.
Hello
Creed Bratton
@Helana Jabeen Roll no:10, 34 batch, 8th sem By declaring bankruptcy. Duh
You’ve done a lot more for a lot less🤫🤐
Yeah you can turn his 500 dollars into 50.
It's hilarious how he was so secretive about the "mobile component"
It’s because he wants way more money for a storefront, that way he can buy a cheap cart and use the rest for his bookie
@@BigDaddyTony24 What a weird conspiracy theory, Anthony
@@sexhaver420 no it’s true, how else would he use the money?
@@sexhaver420 these people are so clueless its not even funny
@@bayeskiz1304 How dare you... Of course it's funny.
I love Kevin's bookie, how he's more broke than Kevin
"i wont ... do i look like i would hurt you?" - "well just dont be mad at me ..." xD
@@rumpelpumpel7687 Look at my car!
Bookies are British terms
They use bookie here in America too. I’m from England live here here now. Exact same as in England everyone addicted to gambling lol
Kevin was able to buy his own bar when the show ended, so if you are wondering if he paid off his debts the answer is probably yes.
He didnt buy a bar. He became a partner.
@@issiacmejia3385 your dumb a partner is owning
@@issiacmejia3385 he bought it, in the deleted scene of the finale he said that everyone gave him financial support for drinking, but he doesn't drink so the money went to the bar business
Or hes charging an arm and an leg for all the drinks to pay off his bookie
OR he just borrowed more money and got more debt and is still running schemes 😂
Kevin: I'm going to sell ice cream out of a cart.
"That's mad solid"
@Caesar it's solid. Mad salad doesn't even make sense
Salad
@Caesar No he does Not say salad. He says SOLID.
turn on the captions and see for yourself.
@Caesar I am having a hard time believing that you've been arguing that this man said "that's mad salad" for days now
Mad solid now, but rapidly becoming sad liquid
"If he's lucky we will shred it to protect his social security number".
lol
Anybody else notice how Kevin's gambling friend's car is the same car Oscar broke the window of to save the dog and then put a cardboard box instead of the window?
Never noticed that before lol
nah the dog owner car was a new volvo looking, this car was like a 80s nissan sentra lol
yea i did lookin for a comment to see who spotted it
I came to the comments to say this, because I thought I was losing my mind.
@@nathanlyons5287 bruh moment
BREAKING NEWS:
Local Scranton business man Kevin Malone arrested for tax fraud
Thicc Loaf “Local Scranton business man Kevin Malone arrested for tax fraud: some people still don’t know how business is done.”
bank fraud not tax fraud
No, it's not Kevin Malone, it's Ashton Kutcher.
The Scranton Strangler was actually a hitman who needed to pay off some gambling debts. Ended up buying a bar a few years later.
Just fraud, dude. Why did 3k people lke this?
incase anyone is wondering: this a mini episode/webisode from some years back
not a deleted scene or a side story
what do you mean mini-episode?
Thank you I was freaking out I haven’t saw this once and I’ve watched the office almost 4 times lol
@@sentientarugula2884 it's a webisode. Shorts they released online only. You won't see Jim, Pam, Michael or Dwight in them though.
its. a. webisode. you. dense. potatoe.
Wicked Shades That’s why I was so confused because I was like I’ve never seen this episode and I watched the whole series
"Fudge the Magic Dragon"
Kevin: 😀
"What are the ingredients in that?"
Kevin: 😦
Wtf is that flavor anyways😂
@@godfisrt I would say mint chocolate
"...ice cream."
I would say weed.
Why is this so fkin funny 🤣🤣🤣 man🤣🤣🤣
Oscars impression of kevin is hilarious 😂😂
It always seemed strange to me that everyone's okay with revealing their secrets and even potential illegal activity to the camera crew recording the whole thing.
It’s a show. They’re acting.
Edit: Yes ok I was an idiot who tried to sound smart woooosh me now
@@noisnecsa995 yeah but in the show story they are making a documentary about the office and It's workers.
The cameramen and the rest of the crew are characters
DingDong PingPong you’re kind of a slow guy aren’t you?
DingDong PingPong you have small brains
@@noisnecsa995 This is a show??? What!!? I thought this was real!!!
“If you hear words coming out of your mouth, that’s the signal” 😂
That me every time I talk to a girl. 🤣😂😥😢😭😭😭😭😭
@@theinsurance2450 o
@Ambrose Asylum Darryl: 😑
Well, he was right, wasn't he? Actually, dropping Kevin and making Darryl apply for a loan would have been smarter.
Oscar's imitation of Kevin is way funnier than it should be.
“Can I be the heir and inherit lots of money?” To be fair I think that’s a valid question
With a valid answer too: "Very unlikely"
To be fair, this is a pretty successful strategy when it pops up.
Too funny bro! I was actually looking for this exact comment😂
You're telling me that there was a whole 8 minutes of one episode dedicated to Kevin, AND IT GOT SCRAPPED
Joshua Shain nah it was just a webisode
Joshua Shain u not a real fan man smh
@ how isnt he a real fan
@@ichigoisthegoat You aren't a true fan until you watched all the episodes, webisodes, deleted scenes, and each season's behind-the-scenes.
@@ZeroSmoke. true if you only watched the episodes ur not a true fan
The bank guy looks like the love child of Ryan Reynolds and Michael Scott.
Another Ryan for Michael to hit on
@@cube7439 lol😂
Nah Ryan Reynolds and Casey Affleck.
@@shamayitabhattacharya3392 Haha I thought he looked like Casy Affleck.😄
He's actually a very famous voice actor
My favorite part of this entire thing is that instead of actually doing his job, Kevin decides to spend a bunch of time trying to sell ice cream on the side of the road
yea that part is not too realistic , what company would let their employees use company time to work a personal business? lol
@@thePompousRhombus You can do so if your boss is Michael Scott.
@@thePompousRhombus company time AND property
I think this is right in darryls sweet spot. He was too mean in the early seasons, but after he got moved upstairs he just got goofy. At this point he is like a cool jim
He should’ve given her chocolate ice cream though. She looks like she likes chocolate.
"Numbers dont add up. They never do. Why they had three accounts working full time, I'll never know. That is why I invented the kleven"
Well Angela and Oscar probably did the majority of the work. But they never said which one of the two were the head of the department.
@@joemckim1183 I'm pretty sure it was mentioned many times that Angela was the head of the Accounting Dept.
@@sortofanoakyafterbirth3661 Ok that's who I would've guessed, just wasn't sure if it ever was announced.
@@joemckim1183 It was mentioned a LOT
@@sortofanoakyafterbirth3661 I just remember Angela being the head of party planing committe
Oscar: I know you have gambling debts
Kevin: Gambling debts............................WHAT?!
Hahahahahahah i know right
Seriously WHAT is that dude talkingggg about
@@ThePerson-gr7rf you are one weird dude, Oscar 😂😂
“We will be selling ice cream. “ why does that line get me every. single. time.
"what's it made of?"
"uhhhhh icecream"
Nope. It’s not Ashton Kuuutcherr, it’s Kevin Malonee. Equally handsome, equally smart 😉
Just one more like to get to 69! Kevin would be so proud
Juliet look at the amount of likes now, he would be more than proud.
269 like!
2 more and its 469 🤤
It’s 1.1k let’s get it to 6.9k
I love how the ONLY glass partition in the office is between Angela and Kevin. At a minimum, you would think there would be a divider between Dwight and Jim.
johnrpan
HA! You're right! That's hilarious, I never noticed that before 😂😂😂
Angela needs a place to put all her cat stickers of course
Just imagine if the show were going on in 2020 everybody would be in their own glass bunker
It's between Creed and Meredith too
They have partitions in the annex
Stanley: “How much for one?”
Kevin: “$10”
Stanley: “Goodbye”
Kevin: “we need a signal to let me know if I’m talking to much”
Darrel: “if you hear words coming out of your month that’s your signal”
Me: *hears Michael in my head saying “Boom roasted” and Stanley laughing like crazy*
Actor:how awkward do you want this?
Producer: yes
602nd like.
2:50 this guy's acting was really perfect. It really feels like he was a real bank employee. Or was he actually a real bank employee? The way he awkwardly moves in front of the camera is really on point.
No he’s an actor
It’s lewbert from icarly
i knew it was lewbert, just couldn’t recognize him without the wart 😂
Gave me Toby vibes
Darrel: You’re never going to get that loan.
Kevin: Why?
Darrel: You’re a nervous, sweaty looking man. You project failure 🤷🏻♀️
**priceless**
🤣🤣🤣 I died laughing at that
I love how Kevin can’t hold back his giddy laughter at “Fudge the Magic Dragon”, the flavor name HE came up with
Let's be honest, who HASN'T committed multiple accounts of fraud.
accounts of *WHAT*
I havent paid my taxes since 1989
Me?
Once as a kid I ate 3 vitamin gummies and told my mom I ate 2
@@banezh1611 You monster
The irony is that two of Oscar's examples became real businesses
which ones
@@adamherzenberg9162 airBnB for the garage rental, and Turo for the car rental
@@jeffr2590 Whoa!
Don’t you mean Kevin’s ideas?
@@mr.kjh6937 So, Oscar's examples.
When his bookie checks the envelope full of papers and Kevin goes “I think we have been the target of a sting operation”, I lost it 😂
Kevin: ICE CREAM!!
Stanley: how much for one?
Kevin: ......... $10
Stanley: Goodbye
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I died bruh
Can we also recognize how darryl is a nice sweet dude; he had sympathy for kevin and even went as far as to go to the bank with him.
100 up front bro
Yeah for money?? Lol
And 500 when loan clears
In this situation he was helping a slow man with gambling debts commit fraud in order to get a bank loan he had no way to pay back in order to score himself $600.
I wouldn’t consider that sweet.
Sure if theirs money in it
Stanley: "How much you want?"
Kevin: "$10"
Stanley: *GOODBYE*
if kevin said 5 they could of figured it out...10?..who wouldn't say bye..the market decided ice creambars are worth about 1-4 dollars depending on quality
Asmosis Jones 4 dollars for ice cream? I’ve never paid more than 1,5 Euro’s for one (2 dollars I think)
@@eggman6888 never paid more than 0.2dollars for it
2:48 the trick is to cool the milk, everyone gets to know each other in the freezer
Kevin: “We need a secret signal that lets me know if I am talking too much.”
Darryl: “If you hear words coming out your mouth, that’s your signal.”
😆
xd
"How much for 1?"
"*$10*"
"Goodbye."
Kevin was probably selling those premium ice cream that Nancy Pelosi brags about
“Oh my god I think we’ve been the target of a sting operation” lollll
I did a few years as a PB for a smaller branch bank. Kevin's first loan application scene was a fair depiction of about 5% of our loan applicants.
The fact that he made Stanley walk outside just for some icecream 😂
We have flavours,
"Fudge the Magic Dragon"... What are the ingredients in that?
Kevin: Uhh... Ice-cream?
Yeah, we saw the same video!
Chocolate ice cream with a raspberry swirl and walnuts.
Well he ain't lying
@@is6353 I would think there should be some fudge as well.
No reason he couldn't have said that they are propratory to keep Baskin Robins from stealing my recipe.
Daryl's delivery with that voice is incredible.
Smooth operater
Now it's canon that Kevin acted dumber in later seasons because of his gambling debts.
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Kevin: *YOU HAVE A GREAT... VEST*
lmao, how to impress women 101
TurboCMinusMinus
Vests are worn over things you goofball 😂 Take a vest off, and she's still not topless 😂
You mean, *YOU HAVE GREAT BREASTS*
This makes me think Kevin was indeed embezzling all along
Angela would have caught him if he did
@Mushroom Elm No he got the accounting job because Michael liked him even though he applied for the warehouse. That’s it. He’s not smart.
@@tylerj8035 wheres your evidence, the wiki? Or actually watching the show? I'm even questioning where the dialogue that mentioned it
I think we can make 3 seasons with all the cut scenes of the series.
some of these ideas are REAL things now:
0:48 time share garage = AirBnB
0:51 renting out moms car = Turo rental app
"I can tell by your perfume that you're a woman of distinction."
Great line
His bookie is driving a 90 Camry? He’s doing pretty good. Those cars will run forever
Kevin's 1st gen. Honda CR-V will run forever and a day tho!
My mom’s ran from when she was 16 until she was 35.... truly indestructible
Rev up your engine!
@@jonanderson5137 Hey that's Scotty's line!
Identity theft is not a joke Jon!
5:18 Better Call Darryl
Darryl is so funny. "That plan is mad solid" dead lol
Lewbert missed out on a great business opportunity
Is that really lewbert
welcomeendymoin 37 yep
Yooooooo I never realized that was him
Was looking to see if anyone recognized him
I knew it!!! Looking good without the mole thingy tho lol
“$10” wow! 🤣
Kevin is a mood.
In a mood?
and just like that, Doug Judy was born!
i think before the comments were disabled, now enabled
Why didn't he try selling his famous chilli?
Mydog iscoot don’t think you can really sell chili on the side of the road like that
@@bluejay2097 why not? For ice cream you need an elctrical component to run the refrigeration to keep the product cold. For chilli you make it off sight in bulk empty the kettle into the cart and have a heater to keep it at a safe temp. Have some sort of container to serve it in. It can even be cone shaped if you so desire.
Glimmer!!!
He's traumatized bro don't force him
"Indeed u do have a vest of very high quality"
I swear these exclusives or deleted scenes with Kevin are just amazing.
Webisode
I just realized that his car is the one that the dog was stuck in, notice the board over the same window Oscar smashed.
The way he says ice cream makes me so uncomfortable
Malone’s cones is closed due to the recent outbreak of the corona virus
As long as it is take out, they are fine. You no eaty here!
Kevin: "I don't sell ice cream anymore. I now sell candy.
The Covid 19 situation is keeping my bar doors closed for now. All the money we make from the alcohol 'off sales' are needed to pay the rent for the bar each month. I needed to find a way to pay for my food and rent.
I am using a red coloured van I purchased in January 2020 from an online police auction (to use to deliver beer kegs to the bar) to sell the candy.
Luckily for some reason the old owner wrote the words "free candy" on both sides of the van using white spray paint. I had not gotten around to cleaning off the spray paint before the Covid 19 situation happened.
Each day now for months I have been driving around suburban neighbourhoods carrying lots of candy inside the van. I must have asked hundreds of kids 'would you like some free candy'. Then the kids can come inside the van and eat 1 free jelly snake each. Afterwards I tell every kid if they want more candy then "you must pay up". If they ask why I am selling candy I tell them "it is because I am very hungry".
I have been happily surprised how much candy I have sold! I am making enough money to pay for my rent and groceries!
Also all the parents I have met are happy I am driving around their houses selling candy. They say right now it is the safest way for their children to get candy".
*silence in anticipation of ice cream.
Kevin: "STRAWBERRY"
Once he said $10/cone, I was prepared to learn that Kevin's debt is $10
What's with the fade cuts?
Ayyy Vito nice seeing u here
Reverse fade
Because this is not from the actual show, it was one of the web episodes. They edited that ones differently, I guess.
@Vito my man, love your stuff!
I've watched this 2-3 times but just now I realised that Kevin's bookie's car is the same car in which a dog was trapped and Oscar then broke the window.... We can even see the cardboard replacement that the Office workers' used to fix the window
nice eye !
There’s no moonroof.
LOL not even close. This is a Camry and the car Oscar breaks into is a Jetta. Plus why would the window be broken four years BEFORE Oscar broke it? LOL y'all addicts are a trip.
Uh...no. Kevin's Bookie has an '89 Camry. Watch it again.
I feel like Darryl would’ve made an awesome manager
Why did they deleted this? This is amazing
I don’t understand how he got his job as an accountant
Micheal literally says that Kevin was supposed to be in warehouse but he decided to give kev a shot cause he “had a feeling” lol
Same reason why Michael is a manager
And Creed.
To be fair, Kevin’s character started off as a normal person, then they dumbed him down little by little throughout the show..lol Kevin is awesome tho! 🤗
@@derekhandson351 Michaels a great salesman abd a pretty decent manager. Please don't compare him to Kevin as a manager
1:34
Oscar is the most 'normal" dude there ,🤣
In comedy its called the straight man. 😉😏👍👉
@@jdog7797 The gay straight man
The most normal character is Pam or Darryl.
"I'll be honest, this stuff's going in the recycling, so... if he's lucky we'll shred it first to protect his Social Security number." Lol. Good line delivery. Maybe this should've been on the show.
"Gambling debts? Whaaat?" 1:17
- Kevin Malone
I wonder how many hidden gems there are left of Kevin. Equally handsome, equally smart.
idk if anyone has noticed, but the man who kevin is trying to get a loan from looks a lot like lewbert from icarly
HE DOESSSS. Minus the wart lol
I’m pretty sure it’s actually him lol
I had to look this up because I was like "omg seriously??" and yeah, it IS the same guy!! 😱
I'm sure it is him!
oml yes
At 1:08 Kevin actually looks at his computer screen when he is saying the word icecream cart . BRILLIANT DETAILS
They should've asked Creed for help
Have we ever wondered if Scranton was considered profitable because of Kevins Accounting Job..
Yeah, how did all of those kelevens add up?
If Bratt wasn’t there I would have totally gotten the loan
Hey aren't you Ashton Kutcher?
Khôi Nguyên it’s easy to make the mistake, they’re both equally handsome
@@kairodriguez3934 equally handsome, equally smart
"you project failure" Darryl vocabulary is amazing
"How much for an ice cream"
"$10"
"Nope"
Im still questioning why they removed the scene where stanley looks at hentai
Fortifi _ pretty obvious why
Bro what? I never saw that
@@userboi5573 yeah man, just search these words "its hentai and its art"
They're cowards, that's why
The office is my favorite show
Clara Bruner sameeeeeee
@Clara Bruner Yass same!
so great to see kevin and darrel interact. def 2 of my fave characters, i kinda wish some of the B and C players got more screentime on the actual series
6:05 Darrel, you'r the man!
Stand User: Kevin Malone
Stand Name: Ice Cream Man
Or like, Ice cream 'Mon'
I've never seen this before. 🤷🏾♀️
Me neither
daduckess it’s a webisode i think
S3 episode 7
4:18 you'll see it
it’s a webisode
It’s a webesode
Kevin: Fudge the Magic Dragon
Loan Guy: And what's in that?
Kevin: Everyone is going to get to know each other in the pot
"You project failure"
"I know.."
I feel u bro...