I LEGALLY Made My Cats LORD & LADY!
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- čas přidán 16. 06. 2024
- I LEGALLY Made My Cats LORD & LADY! Ralph & Bella are now officially Lord Ralph & Lord Bella thanks to some obscure historical law. So what other things can a cat do or become? Can Lady Bella become a professional paw print artist and cat selfie photographer, and can Lord Ralph become a best-selling author and professional jazz cat musician?
Lord Ralph's book was a masterpiece. Clearly a critique of humans, with the blank pages symbolizing their empty lives. He created over 70 pages, symbolizing each year of a human's life, only coming to a dissatisfied sudden end, with a comma and a period. In other words, death. What a remarkable nihilistic masterpiece!
literally a masterpiece 12/10
😂
I like how this implies that the only time humans are interesting is when they're less than one year old (the first page)
Bro you a English teacher?
You sound like an English teacher
This man truly makes the most committed content ever. Well done, Chris. :)
how did you watch the whole video in 4 minutes?
@@lubomirkubasdQw4w9WgXcQ i typed it like a minute before it ended, also, what do you get from trying to shame me?
Like a poketuber
Except perhaps Max Fosh
Max Fosh is on another level thi
Okay, I gonna clear things up. So, Chris actually used an official and legit English way of getting Ralph and Bella the titles lord and lady and not the scam of "Established Titles". Notice how he never said that it was from or sponsored by "Established Titles" and the certificate wasn't from it as well.
Also, for those of you around the world who are wondering how you can get an official title, you can't. Because you aren't from the UK and need to be to do so.
I'm actually really happy to hear that. When I read about the Established Titles stuff being a scam, I immediately thought back to this video and actually started getting tears in my eyes, because I felt so bad for the kitties having their royalty taken away. But if it's all legit, I'm so happy! Yay Lord Ralph of Boxinghamshire and Lady Bella of Boxinghamshire!
I read the certificate and it clearly says that the title's assignor was Enssen (London) Ltd. under the laws of England, not Scotland
Edit: I did some digging and the site is pretty fishy and this is what I found from a website investigating this.
"Well, there are accusations that the company is a scam, but the service they offer is not actually illegal.
The law surrounding this practice in England is very simple; a person cannot become an entitled Lord, Lady, Baron or Knight unless it is bestowed on them by the state or a member of the royal family."
@@redshyguynumber5567 Not quite. The issue is rather, not just for foreigners, but also for UK countrymen... "In the UK, actual nobility (“peerage”) titles are not available for sale or purchase under the common law. You simply cannot outright buy a peerage in the UK."
Now if you focus on the Lordship and forget the nobility, then there is a little "loophole": manorial lordships. These can be bought and sold, but you don't have to be a UK citizen to do so.
@@redshyguynumber5567 the certificate is fake:
it says lord ralph and lady bella of boxinghamshire: a place that doesn't exist
I am so obsessed with the tiny backdrops you’ve made for your cats’ professions! Amazing video
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@@thetoaster6938 shut up
@@thetoaster6938what?
Absolutely love this! My wife and I have been trying to help our cats tap into their talents, but we are finding we need to improve our production/directorial skills haha
Love the love you make these with and skill and effort and creativity you go into.
@GeorgeTPlayzYT LOL sadly not anymore..
Oh cool
You both actually all 3 of you need therapy.
Lord Ralf the professional musician., that was the most beautiful song I’ve ever heard! The loud “bonk” towards the end got me laughing so hard I about fell out of my chair. And the purrrrr was a beautiful ending. When will his second album come out?
Hopefully next month
I didn’t know Lord Ralph was such a great musician. I guess he just had to make his songs available.
Idk but it was cute lol
Ikr!!!! I laughed so loud and I was actually eating a snack at that time and I almost chocked 😅😹
Yes the best music ever you might even say it’s purr-fect
As a fellow self-published author, I'll admit I was terrified that Ralph was going to sell more books than I have. Crisis averted XD
What books have you written
I can't tell if Ralph is just so great at playing the keyboard, or if Bella is so good of a producer, that the song sounds kinda good
These 2 cats are already 10k times more talented than I'll ever be
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i am emotanly disturbed
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Lady Bella looked so happy when you told her that her art looked good😭😭
You can't force a masterpiece
Exactly
*Lady Bella
@@omygoodyneyt8238 my apologies
🐾time stamps for the paws🐾
🐾0:01~bronze paw🐾
🐾1:43~sliver paw🐾
🐾5:21~golden paw🐾
Have a nice day or night :) ❤
How are you so good at this??
5:22 I felt that🥺. Truly inspiring and beautiful song!👏 good job Ralph!
The drop tho lollll
👏👏👏👏👏👏
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Brilliant video! I'm impressed by the production quality every time, and Ralph and Bella are precious as always. Your videos always brighten my day; thank you!
Yup! I love his videos too! They’re so amazing and brilliant 😸
@@Rainy_XD Ikr
*Lord Ralph
*Lady Bella
We gotta try those paw print thingys!!
I love you guys
hey looks it’s cole and marmalade
Me to (Turns cat)
Ok, I was happy to see a Half Asleep Chris video with the cats, now I am thrilled to see Cole and Marmalade here.
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1:31 Half-Asleep Chris: Look how talented you are Bella, you made that!
Bella: ooo? me made tat? wat??????
😂
ooh :o 🥹
I like how Ralfe's face looks like he's saying "WHAT?! I'm a lord now?!" where as Bella's face looks like she's saying "It's about time to recognize my majesty."
This man is so committed to his cats this is great content
Omg you're the guy Lord Ralph wrote a book about!
@@neoupdate__014 omg omg
@@neoupdate__014 *LORD Ralph
@@Fizzlebean You're totally right!
Oh my god no way!
Thoughts of Fluff was such a great novel, when Ralph mentioned Elon Musk’s son it was so beautiful, and when he ended it by saying ., it was incredible. As it rivals Shakespeare, and J.K. Rowling, truly a work of art.
Yay heart :) thanks
It's a better love story than Twilight.
@@Quert_Zuiopue Not much of a high bar to be honest.
I wish to read this book
its a better story than morbius and morbius 2:its morbin time
The dude actually bought land just to give his CATS the title of Lord and lady😂
Id do it for my cats and dog
What happened to Tom
@@DEEZNUTS2YOU He died :(
I love how Ralph compliments his keyboard skills with his pitch-perfect singing! :3
0:01 the bronze paw
1:43 the silver paw
5:21 the golden paw, as always, great video!
Thank u
what a legend
Tysm
I got close
I just needed the silver paw
Yes sirrrrrr
This is amazing, I should try this with my cats :)
I should too lol
Bruh everytime its in your living room and I like how at the end you said, "You will never guess where it is, my living room." 😂😂😂
I absolutely adore how you perfectly combine human knowledge with cat knowledge. it makes a perfect, beautiful masterpeice.
This man and his cats are national treasures. Great job, Chris!
This is amazing, I should try this with my cats :)
hope they don't steal the declaration of independence.
@@CatKot lol I watched that movie
And world-wide CZcams treasures! Chris' creativity is amazing! Cheers from the United States! 👏😃
1:30
Chris : "look how talented you are Bella, you made that!"
Bella : *stares menacingly*
Lol
Cat
*lady bella
"human I don't remember painting that I only remember you dropping me to theese things"
@@KkA0712 he said bella
I love that it was so cool seeing them!❤
I recently found your channel and I love your videos. Especially with your beautiful cats. Every video makes me laugh and cry over my memories of my cats. What you are doing is awesome. I’m glad I found this channel
i loved this video! good job chris!
0:00 Bronze paw behind lady bella
1:42 Silver paw is the 3rd image on the instagram page
5:21 gold paw where the guitar was
Phone
that's a bass
@@caldin ok
@@caldin Average Davie504 fan
Thanks lol
Them: How much do you love and spoil your cats?
Half-Asleep Chris: Yes.
Yes
Yes? I don't get it
Half-Asleep Chris, This made me laugh so much! Thanks for sharing!
I came across one of your videos on my shorts recommended, and after 2 years I’m finally back watching your amazing videos
i found only three of the paw prints
bronze: 0:01 behind Bella
silver: 1:44 on the phone next to Bella
gold: 5:21 behind the guitar
side note: hope i didnt ruin the fun, and also to say: Keep the good work Chris :)
Chris is really getting clever at these things! Who would've known the silver one was in his phone?!
😯
Good job
@StaricalDelirium np
@@toonistiny yeah chris is taking his video to a next level, when i am feeling sad i watch his videos all the time
Your cats have accomplished more in a single video than most humans do in adulthood. You must be so proud.
Can't believe this wasn't endorsed by Established Titles
It's still a scam, the company is called Lordship Titles and I did some digging and found they are a scam (probably)
But in the video he never said the certificate was by Established Titles, and the certificate is different
@@OlgilyMolgilyMort That's not how I meant it
@@robiginal sry I was talking about what Kozkayn commented. But yeah, it should have been endorsed by it
@@OlgilyMolgilyMort no it shouldn’t of. Established titles is a scam
duuude this was awesome!! i came in thinking it would be just about how your cats become Lord and Lady, boy was i surprised!
HEY DUDE! Luv ur vids btw
Love your vids!!
Love your vids
Foruth
Ralph just set a trend. Ending a piano song with 12 keys at the same time is genius
How do you know its 12 keys?
@@YourLocalOrcus6572 I was just guessing
no he ended it with *p u r r*
13 keys, I think, after counting, Your pretty close
🤣🤣🤣🤣😻😻
I have something to confess, I’m one of ten people to own Bella’s paw prints
Chris always brightens my day. Also, congrats on the two million!
5:22 THAT SENT ME 🤣
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Same
*dun* ... *_BWOOWR_*
Dun dun dun dun dun dun. BANG.
2:41 Ralph learnt Morse code
Lol
Its SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
One of my favorite videos that you have made YET. (It was very funny!!)
man this bit never fails to make me laugh, the way ralph just falls on the keyboard XD (5:23)
awesome job, keep up the great work ^w^
2:54 I like how the caption just says "*laptop about to explode*"
Omg yes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh shoot, I didn’t even realise Bella doesn’t have her donut anymore! I’m happy for her! ^^
The most wholesome chaos. Brightening my day with adorable fluff and hilarious commentary
@Lord Boogus did you revise she was wearing that weird neck thing that's basically the same as a donut but just looks more fancy so she still probably wears her donut
@@iwillbanyourlegos1540 people of royalty wear that, plus Bella wasn’t wearing it like half the video. [:
@@boogus6764 oh, didn't revise she didn't wear it half the video
@@iwillbanyourlegos1540 haha, it’s all good. (:
My kiddos introduced me to your videos. We get so many giggles from them. Love it.
4:53 best use of a degree I’ve seen yet
2:29 Elon Musk's kid- 💀
Ooooh my gawd!
I love Lady Bella just staring at the screen with intensity. Truly a music producer.
SO cute😍! I love Ralph & Bella. Why not try a famous actor. Well done Chris.👏👏👏 I love your videos.
I love these videos so much! Thank you. (:
lady bella's art looks like that simple kind of art you would find in an art museum
Why yes, it does.
It has a lot more character than "Dot" or "single stripe" tho
Seeing Ralph write his book was the cutest thing ever.
It had such an interesting plot and great character development, it was one of the best books I’ve ever read
@@BeanKally
Ikr my fave part was
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@@snoote533same!
Adorable they are so funny and Ralph is great at the piano Bella Has a mind for art
Ralph's song was just an ancient piece of music. I had no idea cats can write music.
The purr of Ralph at the end was legendary. This was so entertaining, I love seeing Ralph and Bella they are absolutely adorable!!!!
Elizabeth saw this and had to step down for rule over England
0:01 the bronze paw
1:43 the silver paw
5:21 the golden paw
Aged like milk in the middle of a heatwave
That song was beautiful! The end was absolutely amazing, perfectly put together by a purr right at the last few seconds. I really felt that loud *bonk!* I mean, it was so emotional! 10/10 would listen again
Lord Ralph and Lady Bella are absolutely adorable!
edit: is Ralph’s book still for sale?
I wanna buy one
Same
" So far, the only thing he has wrote is the name of Elon Musk's kid". Had me laughing on the floor. 2:33
Hi Chris!!! love your videos. keep up the good work🎉🎉🎉
Love from the Philippines
0:00 : Bronze paw
1:42 : Silver paw
5:21 : Gold paw!
Good job Chris!
5:10 ah, music to my ears.
As far as I've heard that website lord thing is a scam
It is
So cute 😊 ralph is so fluffy like a pillow and bella is so cuddly and adorable
3:32 I love that Mega-Ralph is just casually sitting on the side.
Yeah lol
mega ralph looks goofy
3:18 New York Times: I diagnose you with Bestseller
This was a great video Chris! Happy 2-Million subscribers!
I love Half-Asleep Chris, This is such wholesome content
RIP Queen Elizabeth II of the Commonwealth.
It may be unfitting but I want this moment to be everywhere
1926-2022
You videos are comforting and has a since of humor
Brilliant video! Loving your purrfect content! 🥰😻
You need to do something for Queen Elizabeth with your cats for a tribute
Seriously, this content us amazing, the editing and, of course Ralfe and Bella truelly make them magical. Keep up the great work Chris!
That bonk at the end of Ralph's incredible composition was the cherry on top
We need more Ralph and Bella, as me and my girlfriend follow them both and miss them a lot!
Truly the two greatest geniuses of our time, such established connoisseurs of the arts.
Thank you, Chris! I so love your videos they are such a joy to watch.🙂
I liked Lord Ralph's beautiful singing while he played the piano
Your cats are adorable 🥰. Ralph and Bella in costumes also is so adorable. I’m surprised on how good Ralph made the music and how he wrote the book. Bella paintings were amazing tho
A music production degree explains everything that has ever been on this channel (seriously, love the good music in every video)
2:49
Ralphs mind: B U T T O N
Great I love it this will be my favorite book out of all your videos I’ve been watching for like two years already
Love the vids keep up the good work we’re now in memory of Reggie and Tom
1:22 I want a full song of this lol
Me too
I'm not a cat person (allergic), but your videos are so creative and fun, I love seeing what Ralph and Bella are up to! 😁
yo the B3
Omg B3
Oh hey!
hi
Me but I'm not a dog person (I hate dogs)
Lord Ralph and Lady Bella are so talented, they can do art ,write books,be a professional model and be a music maker. They are doing more then I could do in my life.
How are they so CUTE!!
That pur at the end is my favorite sound in every possible universe.
I swear Chris has gave lessons to Ralph so he can purr in the mic. Because he does it so Much! 😎😺
Amazing spectacular videos keep on doing what you do you cheered me up when I had lost my cat❤
omg. You are hilarious. Congrats Lord Ralph and Lady Bella. !!!
2:34 OMG 🤣
Elon's kid
These videos should be mandatory in any viewer suggestions, who would NOT LOVE THESE????!!!! So much fun!!! Wish we had this sense of funny to make videos to get all the available cats / fosters adopted :)))) keep at it Chris, Lady Bella, Lord Ralph! We LOVE your videos!
The purr at the end 😍
That purr at the end of his song 🤣
The newest royals of England 🇬🇧
I love these cats, they are so cute. Love your videos Chris! I love how Bella stepped everywhere except the paint pads 😂