“what do you do for a living,” “read the note written in sharpie on my arm when i wake up, reminding me what to do. then i wire money to other countries while my son does cocaine in the other room of The White House”
"Will you take the red pill or the blue pill?" Joe Biden: "That reminds me of the time I forgot to take my pills yesterday. I guess I'll just take double today to make up for it."
“What do you do for a living?” Biden 🧠 : *forgets he’s president” Biden: “I’m married to Jill Biden” If Daniel “got in the back” he would have never been seen again. He would become Biden’s personal Scratch and Sniff 👃! 😂
Fun fact law state president an ex presidents are not allowed to drive on roads but will be driven with high security ex president or current president
he messes up the american economy and gives free money to other countries while americans are struggling to pay for gas, car insurance, and other necessities to survive.
@@itzant2002dude most Americans are fed up with him. He taxes the hell out of us, so he can have more money to fund and profit off of foreign wars at the expense of the American people, while most of us struggle to put gas in our cars and food on the table.
JB Lied about what college he went to Lied about getting a scholarship Lied about his GPA Lied about being top of his class Lied about being arrestedd at a civil rights march Got caught plagiarizing multiple times
@@osmomosis9216 feel bad for anyone who has to sniff kids for a living! They're smelly, dirty creatures! And no, priests, Catholic priests, abuse children and generally lie to and steal from people: money, innocence...
each time he's speaking u genuinely have to be praying and hoping he doesn't die from the stress of speaking or he doesn't say something that can aggravate a nuclear armed country to start a world war.
@@rainacherienne1010i thought it was double chocolate, chocolate chip… guess his ice-cream preference changes just as fast as his support for minorities lol
That security guard is a certified npc.
What a miserable life he has
@@waterloojewbetter life than you lol.
He makes a lot of money he could care less what ppl think. You are just broke and miserable
@@okej5652My life is good as long as I don’t have to work for a dementia patient
@@rayukk My life is good as long as I don't have to work for a dementia patient
My name is Jill Biden and I’m married to joe Biden.
Wow look at this comment section ☠️
@@Graphics_Card lol
@@InvestmentIdea nobody cares
No way he wasn't trolling
Idiot
"what do you do for living?"
Biden: "I'm president of Mexico"
Lol
Mexicans: Hol up
😂😂😂Mexican cartel - found you. I am comeing
😂😂🤣🤣
Lmaoo
What do you do for a living?
-im a professional ice cream eater.
😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Joke aside I think he should be a vlogger not the president of usa
professional kid sniffer
@@mrk5216never even considered that, “Living With Dementia: Day… ehhh, what are talking about?”
"what do you do for a living?"
"I collect your taxes"
“I sleep and try to win the worst President award.”
Then send them to Ukraine. Then I fall down.
bro steals from the state for a living 💀
You wild do "better" than joe biden as government/president i believe that ( not i do not )
I wipe my ass with your money and flush it down the toilet.
My man probably went through 50 background checks just to record
@@xrpquantummovement7462 always a cavity search, never know what they’re hiding up there.
He probably went through 50 takes for Jill Biden to practice his lines too
@@jordangate7742 😂
Facts, there’s no way he’d be able to just swoop into the presidents face with a camera and the guard not even acknowledge him
And he said he just met the president like he is sitting randomly on the sidewalk
"what do you do for a living?"
Eat ice cream, sleep, repeat
"What do you do for a living?"
"I don't know man, I just eat Ice creams!"
“what do you do for a living,”
“read the note written in sharpie on my arm when i wake up, reminding me what to do. then i
wire money to other countries while my son does cocaine in the other room of The White House”
“What do you do for a living?”
“Whatever they tell me to.”
If i remember
Who tells, the matrix?
"Will you take the red pill or the blue pill?"
Joe Biden: "That reminds me of the time I forgot to take my pills yesterday. I guess I'll just take double today to make up for it."
@@05_xc_anshagarwal57 no the Democrats😂😂
😂 nice
”What do you do for living”
Joe: ”who says im living”💀
Who says im living? Im sleeping
Bro I'm dead 💀
Joe: "Well, I'm married...to the president."
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"What do you do for a living?"
"I read cue cards and follow directions."
A fool just met another fool.
Doesn't get more real
-What do you do for a living?
-Holy shit I'm still alive?
I can totally imagine Biden saying that 😂
-....Where am I??
😂😂😂😊
LMAO IM DYING 💀🪦
Jill?
I'm proud you caught him awake.
😄😃
At least as close to awake as Joe Biden gets...
“What do you do for a living?”
Biden 🧠 : *forgets he’s president”
Biden: “I’m married to Jill Biden”
If Daniel “got in the back” he would have never been seen again. He would become Biden’s personal Scratch and Sniff 👃! 😂
@@johnnylego807 series too much though I don't think
@@shreyasratnakar4455 🧇🤦👹📴🕐👍
"What do you do for a living?"
"I eat icecream".
Trump just eats McDonald’s and watches tv… your point?
@@canocohen4218 feed him more.
"What do you do for a living?"
"Well, I, um xndjsjskjahabanaj"
"Sweet old man tries to lure a teenager in his car"
He sure did didn't he...
Pedophilia at its best
Down bad
His daughter won’t shower with him anymore
He should pick up Rudy o the way to Washington.
Dude sitting beside him the whole time:🗿
😂😂he a crash test dummy
Lmao 😂
It's his bodyguard they don't play around
@@vickf8042 oh I thought that was his sex toy, thanks for clearing it up Vick
😂😂😂
Secret service driver: 🗿
Dude was just scared because Joe was driving.
They are are stone cold humanoids.
"What do you do for a living?"
"I take your money"
That security guard gonna fear for his life for the next 200 miles lmfao
Its ok, Joe will never figure out how to get outta the building
Fun fact law state president an ex presidents are not allowed to drive on roads but will be driven with high security ex president or current president
@@jasoncymny9406 he still the president
@@Arcane90909 im aware
@@Arcane90909 hopefully he doesn't get us into war
“Cool car! What do you do for a living?”
“I have no fkn idea”
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Finally its here after so long
Underrated comment 💀
Haahahahhaha
Sniffing 10yo girl 😳
He's married to Joe Biden.
"I just met the President."
- Not the flex you thought it would be 😂😂😂😂
"What do you do for living?"
I sniff children's hair.
He wasn't being sarcastic, he genuinely forgot what he does for a living
😂😂
he is a monk.
😂😂😂
I'm surprised someone wasn't pointing in what direction he needed to go while driving.
@@germancantu9847 lol
*drives off*
Secret Service Agent- “Remember your name next time sir.”
*Heckles* 😂😂
🤣🤭😂😂
Bro forgot he was president
He said Jill Biden
@@steftrando he said he was married to Jill biden
“What do you do for a living?”
“ I smell children.”
Bro forgot he was the president
"What do you do for living?"
Bro driving for his bodyguard
💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
Ölmenin arefesinde olan biri son teknoloji araç merakını tatmin etme gayretinde
“What do you do for a living?”
“I don’t remember”
@DoubleEM Castillano
So you dont remember what Joe Biden just said? You're dum. Its in the video.
😂😂😂😂
fr
👴👴👴
I forgor 💀
he messes up the american economy and gives free money to other countries while americans are struggling to pay for gas, car insurance, and other necessities to survive.
lol deal with it
@@itzant2002 easy for you to say if ur not american
@@itzant2002dude most Americans are fed up with him. He taxes the hell out of us, so he can have more money to fund and profit off of foreign wars at the expense of the American people, while most of us struggle to put gas in our cars and food on the table.
On his way to Washington to promote Trump 😅😅
"What do you do for a living?"
Biden: "Sorry I have a girlfriend"
😂😂😂
Lmfaoo
Hahahhahaaaaaa
Jajajajajajajaja
Reminds me of Anwar and Adam W
Bro really said I'm married to Joe Biden 😂😂
What do you do for a living?
Biden: I’m a professional idiot
"what do you do for a living?"
"Jill Biden"
wrong "Young men"
@@mebatz47 💀
Sniff children*
@@mebatz47 boys*
He means in 1978…but when one has Alzheimer it feels like yesterday !
“What do you do for a living?”
“I don’t remember” 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂 super level question
sleepy joe lmaoo
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jajajaja Joe Biden boy-adult intervention is awfull jajajajaja
Sleepy Joe forgot he was the president
“Sir your rental needs to be returned it’s past the due date”
“My dog likes the mailman”
people who hate him
👇
Fing A hole. child slave labor batteries. Stop giving hundreds of billion dollars to other countries and fix our roads at night. Kennedy 2024
“What do you do for a living?”
“Ice cream”
I dunno why this comment made me lmao 😩
@@noneya3969 cause you know that mf doesn't qualify as a president?
Chocolate chocolate chip
👍👍👍😁😁😁
My family and I rip off America. Just look at the lost lap top… ahh yeah it’s lost … so am I
Supercalifragilisticswahiiishhy… which way do I go
❌Joe Biden
✅electric Biden
Electric cars 🤡
Yes old man its for you
_"What do you do for a living"_
_"children.... Ice cream... Minecraft "_
😂😂😂
💀💀💀
He knows life.... nothing better then children, ice cream & video games
💀
Hi guy's I made up to $16,000 a day Wow are you interested in getting back your loss in bitcoin?
“What do you do for a living?”
“Yes I’m married” 💀💀
it's a way of joke humbling himself like how Barrack wouldn't say he was ex president, he would introduce himself as the husband of Michelle Obama
That’s sleepy Joe Biden for you 😂😂😂
That’s not even close to a quote 🤡
@@mwapechitupa367 It's called a humble joke, you ignorant morons.
married tp himself 😊
"you wanna get in the back and come ride with me" I lost it at that part 😂
“What do you do for a living”
Joe Biden: oh I live in a house
"What do you do for a living"
"I trip up stairs."
Most retarded president in history of mankind !
Before you get to his age, you probably will trip downstairs.
Respect the elderly!
You have me rolling cruelly😂😂😂
Quit making fun of Joe Biden
You'll never give him a break
“what do you do for a living?”
*“i got hairy legs.”*
I fall of bikes
@@ESOJASI 😂
“If you’re deciding wether to vote for me or trump, then you ain’t black.” - Joe Biden.
Same
🔥😂😂
JB
Lied about what college he went to
Lied about getting a scholarship
Lied about his GPA
Lied about being top of his class
Lied about being arrestedd at a civil rights march
Got caught plagiarizing multiple times
Why are you saying that like there aren’t a LOT more politicians that lie
The good old time when i used to get scared of these Animatronics to loving them from the bottom of my heart. It has been a long journey.
"what do you do for a living?"
"I'm alive?"
Sort of?
😂😂😂
That’s the best way to live life 👌🏼
at his age that's quite the feat
🤣🤣🤣
'What do you do for living?'
Uncle Joe : I listen to Obamas orders 💀
Agent in the passenger was totally thinking:”please get this take right. And remember, your name is joe not Brandon”
Robots can’t think my boy…
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Finally its here after so long
🤣🤣🤣🤣.... LET'S GO BRANDON!
@@D.Honey.Badger dark brandon gonna take care of all you knuckledraggers
Honestly had to have been the most times Daniel has had to reshoot.. he doesn't normally have to hold a teleprompter when he makes these
"What do you do for a living?"
"Well, I'm married to Jill Biden" 😂😂
"I have a sister who is the love of my life"
You know he had to use a script
Tried to make him come off as endearing for mentioning his wife first but it’s just comes off as a senile mistake😂
@@Hoodie-K I didn't take that from it. I only saw the endearing bit. I'm no fan of his, but maybe we only see what we're looking for.
Proper answer! 😂
He's the second most evil person in the world
Who’s the first?
he really isn’t.
@@pjplaysgaming367na he really is
@@reallymentalpig1173me
Wants to make more cars electric in America but his security still rocking those v8 Escalades 😂😂😂.
Security guard prolly questioning his life choices
💀
Lol
Dude that’s a fucking federal agent 💀
😭😭😭💀💀💀 LMFAO
Oh you mean Agent 47 over there
"What do you do for living?"
"Sniff kids"
Isnt that what priests do
@@osmomosis9216 feel bad for anyone who has to sniff kids for a living!
They're smelly, dirty creatures!
And no, priests, Catholic priests, abuse children and generally lie to and steal from people: money, innocence...
What the-
What do you do for a living? "I work very hard everyday at destroying America".
It's so quick it helped him complete sentences faster.
“My name is Cadillac and I am married to Electric Jill, we are making more Brandons in Bidenland. I forgot what I do for living”
Cope.
@@alexanderl9985 Nerdiest shit I've hard all day and all it took was 1 minute on youtube lmao you kids are a joke now days
What's that purple patch on the back of his left hand . Its visible when he removes his sunglass
U will say the same when u reached his age....
It simply tells where Democrats have come to 😂.
Omg i fcking cant take it anymore i am crying, these comments kill my natural production of dopamine :')
”what do you do for a living?”
“I’m joe Biden’s husband”
😅😅😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣
Me too!
I heard jill
😆
I'm trying to destroy America. I got a lump in my draws right now. It's starting to smell.
“What do you do for a living?”
“I eat ice cream and ruining our nation.”
Well said king🗿
Biden you need a wheelchair 😂
"What do you do for a living?"
"I'm married to Jill Biden"
Full-time job right there.
🙄🙄🙄
Marriage is work lol
@@mjblazing8279 he was asked what do you do for a living and he said I am married to Jill Biden.
He can do Jill for a living y'know...
"What do you do for a ĺiving"
"I forgot"
He spoke better than i would at only 22 years of age give credit , some of us might never made it half his age at all
You made my day 😂😂
@@paris8135 your welcome💀
Underrated comment!
😂😂
“What do you do for a living?”
“I am a comedian and I show people what is the real joke”
" What do u do for a living? "
"Im a professional sniffer"
im surprised he could remember the script
I’m surprised they let him drive 😂
@@andrewolmstead2549 Drive? Im surprised they let him sit in the drivers seat for a second and take his foot off the brake.
@@rozd1515 Brake? I'm surprised they didn't take the accelerator out hahahah
He is better than the orange buffoon
@@dahyunieq I'm surprised to the top that someone's sitting with him in the car.
It sounded like he said I’m married to Joe Biden, the poor guy. It’s just cruel for his family to allow him to seek office.
"What do you do for a living?"
"Raise taxes"
Only for billionaires
@@ThomasShelby-xz2fk if by billionaires you mean everybody, yeah.
@@ThomasShelby-xz2fk and guess who work for billionaires ? All of us😑
You taxes are still the same as they were when trump was in office? LMAO
@@unknownzarby1854 obviously since you wanna work a 9 to 5 instead of what you really truly want to do in your life
“What do you do for a living?”
“I’m married to Jill Biden.
End of quote. Repeat the line.”
🤣
You MAGAts, along with the orange turd, deserve each other…😝🖕🏻
😂😂😂😂
SCREAMING 😂
Can i married another biden?
С тех пор, как это человеческое существо пришло к власти, американская промышленность находилась на самом дне 😂
Joe Biden: “You wanna get in the back?”
Guy recording: “I’m 18”
Joe Biden: “Nvm”
Guess how many guns were pointing in while filming 😂
At least 2
none, joes not an important asset.
@@ItsJustBIaze facts
Yeah I would have looked an walked away.
7
Joe: “You can get in the back”
Him: *laugh’s nervously*
Get in on the other side the little girl is on this side
“But you’re just not young enough, later sucka”
Ongg 😭😭💀
That a line in a film think it transformers.
@@geef917 🤣
The guy in the passenger seat : 🗿
What do you do for living?
We invade countries
What do you do for a living?
Joe Biden: “I’m an electric car”
Lmao that was take 1, 2, and 7.
Sleepy Joe: “I’m a dump truck” 😂
Lol that's why it's always gonna be FJB 😆🤣😂
Dammit HE WILL READ WHATEVER IS ON THE PROMPTER lmaoo
Isaac: “ I give rimjobs for a living”.
“What do you do for a living” “I’m married to my wife.” Great answer Joe. Great answer.
Definitely anything but being a president
"My wife is a first lady" Joe Shapiro
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Finally its here after so long
Didn’t he say “I’m married to Jill Biden”. Was the misquote apart of a joke?
Man, Joe trying to act relatable by copying Obama's joke, can we get an F in the chat for this old man?
How is he allowed behind he wheel💀
Sounds like a robot running low on batteries
lol 😂 I can’t breath
Cause he is a robot running low on batteries.
well i would like to be president at that age
Can’t stop laughing 😂 y😅😅
Guy turns to a rumba after a speech
“What do you do for a living “
“I’m married “
Actually a very common president joke. Obama made the same one
Best Answer..I understand. .
Not unmarried n Actor Abhineta like Modi..
Neta=@bhineta..
Best Ans.
Good thing the car is driving itself, no way he can handle the acceleration!
Joe is a great leader
No
😂😂😂😂
The guy beside him: NPC
Bro he’s literally the presidents bodyguard or sum 😭🤣
🤣🤣
That NPC is a level 100 and is aggressive towards players.
@@noone4474 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah, secret service acts like NPC's
Security guard whole time:🗿
I'm surprised he hasn't killed himself yet
The actual president 😂 or is that Jill ? 😮💨🤣
@@NEW2TH1S idk he sound like joe but who knows
He controls the doll sitting next to him💀
💀
each time he's speaking u genuinely have to be praying and hoping he doesn't die from the stress of speaking or he doesn't say something that can aggravate a nuclear armed country to start a world war.
"What do you do for a living?"
"Im married to Jill Biden" - joe biden
“What do you do for a living?”
*”chocolate chip ice cream”*
“ no , not what flavor ice cream you like, what do you do?”
*yes*
Don’t lie about the President, we all know he likes strawberry ice cream.
@@rainacherienne1010i thought it was double chocolate, chocolate chip… guess his ice-cream preference changes just as fast as his support for minorities lol
chocolate chocolate chip
@@aidanlefler5exactly 💯
I mean we all know how Joe got into ice cream 🍨 love
"What do you do for a living?"
"Whatever they tell me to"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
This deeper than y’all think
"wh.. who?"
"... these voices in my head"
Hey what you doing in there who was blow up to planet
I'm going to blow up to world by my super Technology car
What do you do for living
Biden - who said I'm living just timepass bro
"I just met the president"
Would have been a flex if it was President Nelson Mandela. This one, nope.
Bro prob has like 30 snipers pointed at him and ready to fire 💀
The guy in the passenger seat has more than you think under his coat, maybe a lunchable
I don’t think any of them give a fuck about protecting this potato
Based on the other guy I feel they already know I think he ask for it they give him the permission
🤣🤣
@@JonCampo91 u mad?
“Get in the back and ride with me…”
Ummm, Nah, I’ll pass.😂😂
Literally pass
🤦🏾♂️💯🎯💯🤣
10 cuts for him to complete one sentence. He's not making it a mile before he hits something...
Tbh ion fw joe but I’d still go just cuz his presd
He will forget how to drive a mile up the road🤣
You’re right Let’s Go. “Let’s Go Brandon” 🇺🇸
"what do you do for a living"
"i live in a house yes"
And i can walk yes, i cant ride a bike, i dont like stairs yes
That’s a legitimate answer
"... And it's, uh... Er... Uh... Hey John, what color is the Whitehouse again?"
@@michellecook2661 hahaha so accurate
"U wanna get in the back and get a ride with me"
-double it and pass it to the next person.
- Nelly
You sir are a gentleman and a scholar
double it and pass it to the next kid
He says this every day💀💀
Bro in the back is waiting for the cutscene to end 💀
The State of the Union proved how intelligent and eloquent Biden truly is!