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  • čas přidán 1. 02. 2024
  • Getting the DM to do all your math
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  • @VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD
    @VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD Před 4 měsíci +5666

    These guys should play D&D, film it, and upload it to CZcams!

    • @SettesNL
      @SettesNL Před 4 měsíci +216

      Great idea. That would become the favorite upload of the week🎉

    • @Deep_Mondal
      @Deep_Mondal Před 4 měsíci +30

      You guys aren't verified yet?

    • @axecook1952
      @axecook1952 Před 4 měsíci +78

      And they should make a beautiful tavern to play in

    • @poiuyt975
      @poiuyt975 Před 4 měsíci +32

      Sneaky ad. ;-)

    • @LHyoutube
      @LHyoutube Před 4 měsíci +8

      @@Deep_Mondal - Maybe secondary accounts are harder to get verified?

  • @logandh2
    @logandh2 Před 4 měsíci +6185

    This could be a tv show. The DM in the world just walking around the players during each encounter. Seriously there’s something special here

    • @SkuzzBenson
      @SkuzzBenson Před 4 měsíci +65

      Harmonquest kinda did it in an animated version

    • @ari_dexel4288
      @ari_dexel4288 Před 4 měsíci +100

      Yeah this looks really interesting. The production value would be insane but I kinda wanna see if its possible to pull off somehow

    • @joea3381
      @joea3381 Před 4 měsíci +1

      No.

    • @craigh5236
      @craigh5236 Před 4 měsíci +19

      Dungeon Master cartoon from the 80s

    • @I_Crit_My_Pants
      @I_Crit_My_Pants Před 4 měsíci +21

      @@joea3381 Yes.

  • @MementoMoriv2
    @MementoMoriv2 Před 4 měsíci +1319

    The dm walking about in the world is an incredible idea

    • @VivaLaDirtLeague
      @VivaLaDirtLeague  Před 4 měsíci +326

      Thanks! We thought it would be a fun change for this season! 🤩

    • @MementoMoriv2
      @MementoMoriv2 Před 4 měsíci +50

      @@VivaLaDirtLeague Such a unique idea and reading the comments it’s a clear instant hit. Incredible work as always 🖤

    • @FreyjaRKim
      @FreyjaRKim Před 4 měsíci +43

      I remember laughing so hard when Rowan called Rob down to the world during green screen scene because he still didn't understand and he wanted Rob to explain directly to him. Seeing Rob as himself next to Bodger explaining things was one of the funniest things I saw in their D&D campaign 😂

    • @ravensecond
      @ravensecond Před 4 měsíci

      @@VivaLaDirtLeague ITS PERFECT.

    • @fennecstrauss
      @fennecstrauss Před 4 měsíci +1

      ​@@FreyjaRKim AGREED.

  • @douglass1221
    @douglass1221 Před 4 měsíci +1229

    “You’re going to lock in 172 as your answer……From a roll of 9 on the dice?” Line delivered perfectly.

    • @Shuizid
      @Shuizid Před 4 měsíci +82

      If only the orc didn't have 173 AC...

    • @LibertyMonk
      @LibertyMonk Před 4 měsíci +24

      Maybe he thought the "modifier" was an exponent to the die roll? Would only take 2.4 to get around there.

    • @HartSickle
      @HartSickle Před 4 měsíci +16

      Well, obviously, his modifier was 163.

    • @Crazmuss
      @Crazmuss Před 4 měsíci +30

      @@HartSickle yep, +1 proficiency, +1 favorite weapon, +1 fighting style and +160 from level 160 model.

    • @amschind
      @amschind Před 3 měsíci +18

      Clearly Rowan has been playing quite a bit of Diablo recently. "Roll of 9.....multiplied by 1,911%....yes 172, final answer."

  • @QuatanoxXx
    @QuatanoxXx Před 4 měsíci +610

    "Lemme check..AAAH, JUST MISSES. 173 armor class" had me dying. I love this sketch so much, looking formward to the rest of the season!

    • @KawaiiFireMoon
      @KawaiiFireMoon Před 3 měsíci +7

      How i would handle this nonsense really lmao

    • @ecoKady
      @ecoKady Před 3 měsíci +2

      That's Level 20 D&D for you.

    • @RiesenWuschel
      @RiesenWuschel Před 3 měsíci +1

      Mad respects to a DM who can pull that off. It has major: 'I'm not going to engage with this shit' - vibes that must have grown over a long suffering time.

    • @briondalion3696
      @briondalion3696 Před 3 měsíci +1

      This is seriously one of their best sketches in terms of comedic punch with not much time needed in the video. I imagine people younger than us in the future will be watching these, like Monty Python was for most of us. VLDL always delivers with the absurdity humor, or just the funny dialogue and expressions. They're really good at acting. I would try to rank them up with WKUK, I think if I had to rate, I would sadly, have to put WKUK in 3rd, but it's a very close third. WKUK did pretty edgy humor sometimes, so edgy that if you fell down on your joke, you might cut yourself, but those incredibly gratuitous and absolutely wild scenes will always keep a warm place in my heart. That being said, VLDL sits at #2, Monty Python at #1. I'm not sure 1st place can ever be taken by others, as Monty Python basically ran with their premise of absurd comedy and found out that it struck gold, and did it quite well.
      If VLDL do another short film, or even a feature length project, they would probably tie Monty Python if they had a premise that would work for the audience
      I think they could do another Epic NPC Man one, where it's not Baelin's Route anymore, but somehow, just make a movie about an MMORPG with human logic in it, and then weave a story into it from start to finish that sets up each joke perfectly. I don't doubt their ability to make such a project, they probably are making something big budget when they're not churning out these short sketches that are total gems.

  • @MistycEldar
    @MistycEldar Před 4 měsíci +2135

    Imagine the flex of having stuntman dress up in georgous costumes just to watch Rowan try to do math... :D

    • @VivaLaDirtLeague
      @VivaLaDirtLeague  Před 4 měsíci +534

      They loved it! Bloopers have them giggling 😜

    • @MistycEldar
      @MistycEldar Před 4 měsíci +56

      @@VivaLaDirtLeague We are all giggling!

    • @pumbaa667
      @pumbaa667 Před 4 měsíci +60

      @@VivaLaDirtLeague Well, release them bloopers, so we can giggle more, too !

    • @Guldfisken90
      @Guldfisken90 Před 4 měsíci +25

      @@pumbaa667 Patreon is all i can say

    • @NLTops
      @NLTops Před 4 měsíci +4

      @@Guldfisken90 But you also said "is all I can say" so clearly you can say more.

  • @gabistiene8593
    @gabistiene8593 Před 4 měsíci +383

    Love it that Rob is walking around with his papers, coordinating everything. This has a great flair.
    And Rowan and maths ... 😂😂😂

  • @CognizantPsyche
    @CognizantPsyche Před 4 měsíci +155

    I gotta say... that wind up sword attack by the Orc was fucking impressive as hell... had to rewind a few times.

    • @ivanbekker7939
      @ivanbekker7939 Před měsícem

      I only noticed after I saw your comment.... It's REALLY good! :)
      Had 2 rewind a few times myself
      😉

  • @leBunkHouse
    @leBunkHouse Před 4 měsíci +2021

    As a math teacher I can say, THIS IS WHERE YOU USE MATH IN REAL LIFE NOW LISTEN

    • @Bojackoosman
      @Bojackoosman Před 4 měsíci +41

      😂😂😂 nah we still hate math

    • @shubhankarroy2146
      @shubhankarroy2146 Před 4 měsíci +32

      Only nerds play d n d so that checks out

    • @blablup1214
      @blablup1214 Před 4 měsíci +50

      That was around first or second second grade math or not ?
      When do the other years get useful ?

    • @leBunkHouse
      @leBunkHouse Před 4 měsíci +41

      @@blablup1214 Freddy Wong demonstrates the use of trigonometry in dungeons and daddies. Checkmate.

    • @joea3381
      @joea3381 Před 4 měsíci

      LOL! no.

  • @NNextremNN
    @NNextremNN Před 4 měsíci +451

    "I'm not doing the math for you Rowan." I think I've heard that sentence before 🤣

  • @Pantherman1979
    @Pantherman1979 Před 4 měsíci +81

    "Am I ok?"
    "NO, NO YOU'RE NOT OK!!"

  • @1217BC
    @1217BC Před 4 měsíci +159

    I have a player with dyscalculia. She's a great role player, and tons of fun, but has trouble reading numbers and doing quick maths in her head. Most of the time the rest of us help her, but sometimes she wants to try to do the maths herself. She still does better than this.
    Edited to correct my severe misspelling of dyscalculia

    • @31animafan
      @31animafan Před 4 měsíci +19

      Yeah the line "I'm not doing your maths for you." Nearly killed the skit for me.

    • @unknownman5090
      @unknownman5090 Před 3 měsíci +2

      12-3
      I dont think it take genius for that. Well good for your friend to have people like you.

    • @1217BC
      @1217BC Před 3 měsíci +21

      @@unknownman5090 It's not really an issue of intelligence. She's actually very smart, but she has trouble reading numbers and doing math on her head. She describes it as being like when you are looking at somebody and you just can't think of their name. You know you know it, it's in your head somewhere, but you just can't access it. Like that, but regularly and with numbers and math.

    • @unknownman5090
      @unknownman5090 Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@1217BC I dont mean to say your friend is dumb. I mean Rowan is dumb in this skit. Oh also, is it really that bad for them? I would love to know how they do business in daily life now. Curious.

    • @1217BC
      @1217BC Před 3 měsíci +8

      @@unknownman5090 Yes, Rowan is very good at playing dumb. Usually belligerently so.
      She isn't in a really numbers heavy career, more personnel management, but it comes up enough that she has developed ways of working around her issues. Computers are a godsend. She has memorized the numpad layout, and that helps her work around her recognition issues, (though as a result she really hates the phone key layout) and the computer does the calculations for her. Apparently some spreadsheet applications help as well. I'm not really sure of all her coping mechanism, though.

  • @Flamezizz
    @Flamezizz Před 4 měsíci +259

    Something about Rob just nonchalantly being there in cozy DM clothes while epic set dressing & combat is going on is funny to me in all the right ways

    • @VivaLaDirtLeague
      @VivaLaDirtLeague  Před 4 měsíci +67

      It’s gonna be great across the entire season 😍

    • @onecoolboy98
      @onecoolboy98 Před 4 měsíci +14

      It does feel kind of strange that he's not also playing every other NPC and Enemy though😂

    • @LoneFenris
      @LoneFenris Před 4 měsíci +2

      ​@@onecoolboy98That's more of a trope in the 1 for All series on another channel. It's a good thing that each group has a distinct style. Both series are pretty great.

    • @onecoolboy98
      @onecoolboy98 Před 4 měsíci +4

      @@LoneFenris In their actual D&D series, he actually plays every other character in their reenactment skits. That's why I said it feels odd.

    • @31animafan
      @31animafan Před 4 měsíci +1

      In the DND campions they do this some times, he walks up as god and has to explain the world to a person.

  • @RobertHartleyGM
    @RobertHartleyGM Před 4 měsíci +532

    Hope you like the new season of D&D Logic! Don't forget we actually play D&D on an entire second channel all about D&D! We have hours and hours of content over there, including recap episodes so you can catch up!

    • @VivaLaDirtLeague
      @VivaLaDirtLeague  Před 4 měsíci +94

      We do indeed! Check it out at:
      czcams.com/users/vivaladirtleaguednd

    • @Eppopower
      @Eppopower Před 4 měsíci +9

      Amazing series

    • @andrewj1754
      @andrewj1754 Před 4 měsíci +16

      My favourite episode is where they spent an afternoon skipping rocks across a pond. Hilarious. Thanks for entertaining them doing that @roberthartleyGM

    • @elanorglf
      @elanorglf Před 4 měsíci +3

      ​@@andrewj1754 I like Bob saying, "I found a rock." LOL

    • @rbash1985
      @rbash1985 Před 4 měsíci +1

      I have watched all of the episodes multiple times, much better than 99.99% of TV that's out there. Thank you all for doing this.

  • @_DigitalDave_
    @_DigitalDave_ Před 3 měsíci +58

    We gonna talk about that Orc / Goblins Sword skills? Anyone else notice the way he twirled it before stabbing rowan? Now that is a professional, very nice work!

    • @amandstunts
      @amandstunts Před 3 měsíci +16

      thanks

    • @neongirl
      @neongirl Před 3 měsíci +3

      Also worth noting is Britt's archery skills.

  • @andrewparkin4036
    @andrewparkin4036 Před 4 měsíci +70

    Just loved how Rob (as DM) the face he makes when Rowan was trying to work out his numbers then nonchalantly pretend checks the book ...(without looking) says "oooooh just missed" lol perfection

  • @michael_pilot
    @michael_pilot Před 4 měsíci +295

    The staff, the horns, the tattoo, the costumes, the subtitles (whiff, gutted), the sword movement... congratulations to the teams who created it all!

  • @TheFiddleFaddle
    @TheFiddleFaddle Před 4 měsíci +234

    My eye twitched at adding guidance to an attack roll. You all know what you did, you magnificent bastards.

    • @FaNT1m
      @FaNT1m Před 4 měsíci +16

      had to see if someone commented before I made my own one, haven't even watched the rest yet, my inner DM just wanted to say : NO

    • @tylerrobinson6450
      @tylerrobinson6450 Před 4 měsíci +3

      Ditto!

    • @jeremyblack1929
      @jeremyblack1929 Před 4 měsíci +12

      If guidance worked on attack rolls, I think I would just rip that page out of the PHB once and for all. It's already the most annoying spell in the game.

    • @TeslaandDragons
      @TeslaandDragons Před 4 měsíci +15

      Guidance for attack rolls is called bless. My brain just inserted the correct spell.

    • @FaNT1m
      @FaNT1m Před 4 měsíci +5

      @@jeremyblack1929 You mean the best cantrip in the game? you don't like your players having power? XD

  • @NathanielHarari
    @NathanielHarari Před 4 měsíci +32

    I love Adam being Adam when he thinks that Rowan is right about his calculations and is completely amazed and happy about it. 🤣

  • @TheAdderkop
    @TheAdderkop Před 4 měsíci +80

    As a dm, I have a player that did not roll very high on his IQ stat in real life. He's a great guy and funny but he's very slow with remembering modifiers and calculating them. I have no problem helping him remember his modifiers and helping out

    • @Not-an-Alien
      @Not-an-Alien Před 3 měsíci

      Ill bet his character is a genius though

    • @TheAdderkop
      @TheAdderkop Před 3 měsíci +5

      ​@@Not-an-Alien Nope, his character has 10 INT and he knows he's not smart in real life and he doesn't act smarter than he is.
      Had another player once that acted way smarter than he was, couldn't stand him and threw him out. He would constantly be late, he also "forgot" to tell us one day he wasn't going to come, and we had to wait for over half an hour because he wasn't answering his phone. He would metagame about everything, he even read up on our campaign before us starting. The not so smart guy is also new to d&d and the metagame dude would criticize him every time he did something that wasn't "optimal" and I had to tell him 5+ times that it's not his character to play, and that the not so smart guy can play as he wants.
      He was annoying, not funny and he cheated. I had been asking for weeks for his character sheet and he never ended up giving it before I kicked him. When I kicked him he started crying (this was an adult, I believe he was around 24) he was crying so much that snot was starting to leak out and I just had to leave. He was unwilling to take any responsibility for the reasons he was kicked and thought we were evil for kicking him.

    • @NightLancerX
      @NightLancerX Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@TheAdderkop ooh, those fucking "optimal 'meta'-players" are ones whom I hate the most in any game I play-\_- They think 0 on their own, always looking for [video]-'guides' and just blindly copypasting whatever is told there just like army of robotic clones-\_- Not to say that they are cursed initially legitimate 'meta-' prefix(which roughly means [one] level above) and turned it into slang 'noun'(while reading your comment I thought you was referring to metamagic so I wondered what the problem in that, but when I saw the cursed-pair of it - 'optimal' - everything aligned).
      And the thing is - if only they came up to some strategy themselves... But so far from what I saw - *nobody* is doing that. People ask for "guides' even on some most basic things - like putting 2 and 2 together(ironical pun unintended XD - that's my standard example for any 'problem'). I used to just ignore them(because most of the time it's just random comments over internet), but I guess you can't do that if you actually playing with such person - especially IRL... I'd say you have a golden patience lasting for 5+ times XD

    • @blkgardner
      @blkgardner Před 2 dny

      This skit is more like the guy who doesn't bother pre-adding his modifiers, and re-adds the Ability score + the proficiency modifier + the fighting style magic + the magic weapon modifier every time.

  • @ricerurouni01
    @ricerurouni01 Před 4 měsíci +368

    love how Rob is just playing himself, no script needed. LOL. wish these episodes were longer!!!!

    • @Encaris
      @Encaris Před 4 měsíci +6

      Same! I would have loved to see and whole breakdown of that fight. Keep going into death saves. "Am i okay now?"

    • @katrichardsonwriter
      @katrichardsonwriter Před 3 měsíci +2

      Well, Rowan never knows his AC or his modifiers anyway....

    • @Ryvaken
      @Ryvaken Před 3 měsíci +4

      Rowan had it easy too. "Okay,pretend you're yourself, before you understood your character sheet."
      "...so like last week?"

    • @memoowo
      @memoowo Před 3 měsíci +1

      ikr LOL

  • @insanesheep
    @insanesheep Před 4 měsíci +271

    Rowan seems to have forgotten this is D&D, not TechTown, and there are no employees to do his math 🤣🤣🤣

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 Před 4 měsíci +1

      I mean, he could use the calculator on his phone?

    • @GuitarsRockForever
      @GuitarsRockForever Před 4 měsíci +2

      He doesn't even know what number he has and any concept of math what so ever.

    • @simsreject5925
      @simsreject5925 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Managers don't need math in D&D. Rowan just forgot that he can have any of his employees to take the damage for him.

    • @ChienStrap1H
      @ChienStrap1H Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@simsreject5925 yup, says so right in the employee's contract, right next to the clause that states they must pick up the manager's keys.

    • @kentho7093
      @kentho7093 Před 4 měsíci

      yup, Ellie is not there to do the maths for him.

  • @GodofChaos45
    @GodofChaos45 Před 3 měsíci +9

    I find it funny that Rowan isn't playing a jerk in this. There is no arrogance, just a genuine lack of awareness. He even plays the part of going down as soon as he's told he is dying. Haha

  • @olivermendonca9545
    @olivermendonca9545 Před 4 měsíci +17

    I actually feel bad for him because I'm also really bad at math and would have appreciated it if someone could have just helped me with the math if they saw me struggling.

    • @anna_in_aotearoa3166
      @anna_in_aotearoa3166 Před 3 měsíci +1

      I feel ya! 🙈 Was counting on my fingers again just yesterday trying to make two sets of numbers match up... Don't know about in D&D but IRL, being very good with words doesn't completely make up for being total pants at calculating, alas! 😅

  • @komoriarschlos
    @komoriarschlos Před 4 měsíci +142

    Rob can finally yell at Rowan for his issues in adding lol.
    Also, Brit as a tiefling rogue is awesome

  • @thegreywanderer8427
    @thegreywanderer8427 Před 4 měsíci +629

    I ran a DnD campaign once with some players in the group who were heavily dyscalculic. I downloaded an app that let me put their characters in it with all the modifiers and it would roll the dice for them and tell the end result, it was the only way they could finally play DnD after so many years of their disability blocking them from it. ☺️
    I sent thanks to the app developer too and in their reply were pleasantly surprised their app proved out to be of help to players with such a disability. He got inspired to make an honorary mention of the characters of these players too. 👍

    • @peshwengi
      @peshwengi Před 4 měsíci +55

      And that app is…?

    • @IWatchYouTubez
      @IWatchYouTubez Před 4 měsíci

      @@peshwengi DnDBeyond (the official DnD) app can do all this for you

    • @InTheZone85
      @InTheZone85 Před 4 měsíci +43

      @@peshwengidon't you just want to slap people like the OP

    • @ecklipz3364
      @ecklipz3364 Před 4 měsíci +24

      ​@peshwengi don't know what app he used but I'm pretty sure dnd beyond works that way

    • @piotrwisniewski70
      @piotrwisniewski70 Před 4 měsíci +10

      I leave the comment in case he answers

  • @eruanno123
    @eruanno123 Před 4 měsíci +72

    2:40 That heavy sword swing was badass

    • @Ezullof
      @Ezullof Před 4 měsíci +10

      You can tell the DM is having a lot of fun slaughtering Rowan

  • @guyganani3759
    @guyganani3759 Před 3 měsíci +7

    Amazing sketch, beautiful costumes for everyone standing around watching, appreciate all the attention to detail!
    I didn't see any other pedants mention it so in case it comes up at your table: Guidance is a fantastic cantrip, nearly a must-have out of combat, but it only affects ability checks, not attack rolls or saving throws (the other two kinds of d20 rolls.) You need Bless for those rolls, which is not a Druid spell.

  • @elirantuil5003
    @elirantuil5003 Před 4 měsíci +43

    The orc's look is some of the best nonverbal acting ive ever seen.

    • @VivaLaDirtLeague
      @VivaLaDirtLeague  Před 4 měsíci +19

      Our amazing stunt team 😍

    • @amandstunts
      @amandstunts Před 4 měsíci +9

      I thinks thats just Traes usual "can we skip the dialogue and cut to the action" stance

  • @MrZoomah
    @MrZoomah Před 4 měsíci +203

    It is a thing in dnd. My mate has dyscalculia... Like dyslexia but with numbers. Really causes him a lot of embarrassment to be 35 and take so long up add single digit numbers.
    Once we figure out what the enemies armour is we tell him what he needs to role to beat its ac. Makes it a lot quicker. We then have a chart for each of his weapons. Finds what he rolled and it tells him what damage he did depending on the weapon.

    • @magaeraastralis9972
      @magaeraastralis9972 Před 4 měsíci +64

      Good job in being supportive of your mate, man. It is truly agonizing having such an issue with how your brain comprehends things, in this case, numbers.

    • @FaultAndDakranon
      @FaultAndDakranon Před 4 měsíci +20

      This is exactly how our table plays, except our mate has synaesthesia, and finds the colours the numbers make so distracting they can't concentrate on the math.

    • @thomgizziz
      @thomgizziz Před 4 měsíci +11

      @@FaultAndDakranon yeah colors are super distracting. I have a mate with the same problem but with words... and it 100% isn't because he never learned to read and has been making up excuses his whole life for why he cant...

    • @PalleRasmussen
      @PalleRasmussen Před 4 měsíci +12

      I would never hurry someone with such a weakness. Good pn you to find ways.

    • @FaultAndDakranon
      @FaultAndDakranon Před 4 měsíci +21

      @@thomgizziz I married someone with dyslexia and I'm a librarian. I understand that there are multiple diffrrent print disabilities that can prevent someone from reading, and I only need to know why they aren't reading in order to be able to give them an effective solution for their particular issue.
      I'm never going to judge someone for setting their e-book to Comic Sans, or only listening to audio books, or only reading comic books or whatever.
      If the letter T tastes like cat poop to look at or something, I am not going to mock you, or make you read it to prove it. I'm gonna ask how I can help you avoid discomfort so you can enjoy a fricking story.
      Some people can overcome their neurodiversity and read anyway, and some people can't.
      And I'm not gonna judge what you do and do not have the mental energy for.

  • @nielsvanoosten
    @nielsvanoosten Před 4 měsíci +40

    rules lawyer mode activate: Uhmmm actually, guidance doesn't add to an attack roll, only ability checks.
    In all seriousness, super happy to see the return of this show. Loved the previous season and this started incredibly funny as well!

    • @bunk95
      @bunk95 Před 4 měsíci

      No one is ever only playing D&D and many can only be made to appear to be.

  • @vinnyvin4287
    @vinnyvin4287 Před 4 měsíci +7

    "Am I okay? A-Am I okay?..." Are saddening final words for a party member...

  • @jayknight1099
    @jayknight1099 Před 4 měsíci +107

    "Am I okay?" Love it. The orc looks awesome too! Love the costumes. Adam's in particular.

  • @etelvina141
    @etelvina141 Před 4 měsíci +132

    "Yeah, that's gonna hit" Looks like he's going to quite enjoy the next move. 🤣

  • @bigsin781
    @bigsin781 Před 4 měsíci +54

    Lol love these.
    Side Bar: If you have another player who struggles with math/reading/keeping track of stats, be a friend and not a **nt, help them out!
    Always good to get new players who could someday be DM's!(Always a shortage of good DM's!)

    • @Ktuloo
      @Ktuloo Před 4 měsíci +21

      This 🙌🏽 - as someone with dyscalculia (and who plays DnD) this was a bit of a trauma-trigger from playing in groups that was not so nice people.. fortuntately I’ve also tried the opposite, where they help out and so playing stays fun and enjoyable for everyone! ❤

    • @michaelmurphy2112
      @michaelmurphy2112 Před 4 měsíci +9

      If someone struggles with this stuff, they can still do the work, but be patient with them and provide guidance if requested. That said, Rowan deserves it in D&D

    • @FaultAndDakranon
      @FaultAndDakranon Před 4 měsíci +5

      ​​@@michaelmurphy2112 And try to be the type of table where people feel free to come clean and say 'I have trouble with this, can I please get help?' I would hate for people my table to think they have to hide that they struggle with maths to fit in.

    • @Rembertex
      @Rembertex Před 4 měsíci +4

      I have really severe dyscalculia, and I need help with the math when I play

    • @Lana-the-Mess
      @Lana-the-Mess Před 4 měsíci

      @@Rembertexbasically why I never played d&d or magic... i need way too much time to figure it out and then just get embarrassed and give up. 🫣

  • @lauraalba3564
    @lauraalba3564 Před 2 měsíci

    It's fun see how Rowan tries do the math of his own, and how his enemy waits patiently until he finishes. And the DM,s choke when he sees his orc will incapacitate him is priceless.

  • @kuratse205
    @kuratse205 Před 4 měsíci +44

    I love how the DM acts like a math teacher quizzing a 9 year old

    • @Cathie2209
      @Cathie2209 Před 3 měsíci

      So far as I know, Rob not only has a Maths degree, but used to be a Maths teacher. In the VLDL D&D game, he's normally a lot more patient than this, even with Rowan.

  • @JoDON111
    @JoDON111 Před 4 měsíci +64

    At this bit: 2:40 to 2:42
    Whoever is moving that orc's "sword" stance before attacking Rowan, that is legitimately cool
    Seems so satisfying to watch it in repeat... for some reason😅

    • @amandstunts
      @amandstunts Před 4 měsíci +21

      thanks, thats Trae our 6'7" giant his mother was Lucy Lawless's stuntwoman, so he has a lot to live up to.

    • @Eppopower
      @Eppopower Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@amandstunts in Xena? :O That's amazing. Lucy however, isn't that big is she? :P

    • @amandstunts
      @amandstunts Před 4 měsíci

      @@Eppopower no Traes just a freak

    • @matluoma9195
      @matluoma9195 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Quite well done by Traes…
      also - liked his orcs patient ‘listening’ as the DM describes - and ‘reacting’ to Rob’s “*oh that’s gonna hit*”…

  • @kelseysanford116
    @kelseysanford116 Před 3 měsíci +4

    If I actually find a group to go with, this would be me. Like I'll do it in my head and ADHD is like "nope"

  • @lilacdoe7945
    @lilacdoe7945 Před 4 měsíci +1

    The paycut suddenly makes a lot more sense. He thought $132 was less than $15

  • @viva_la_nature
    @viva_la_nature Před 4 měsíci +45

    THE DICE STAFF!

  • @ThatGuy-mp9og
    @ThatGuy-mp9og Před 4 měsíci +82

    Rowan needs a special loot item/pet called calc-u-bird. Its just a pigeon that sits on his shoulder and whispers(dm whispers) the dice rolls and checks to him. Problem is, it may not work properly all the time and if rowan calls it out the bird was lying and gives the correct value himself, rowan gets +5 buff (in random stat) for that turn.
    Should help him be motivated to learn math faster and at the very least have the game move more smoothly

    • @slagginobsidians1030
      @slagginobsidians1030 Před 4 měsíci

      😂

    • @thebeastoftheunknown8457
      @thebeastoftheunknown8457 Před 4 měsíci

      that's really cute 🤣

    • @ThatGuy-mp9og
      @ThatGuy-mp9og Před 4 měsíci

      @thebeastoftheunknown8457 ty, it's been years since I dm'd a run but it's these small things that make the run more interesting and immersive without people getting annoyed by others at the same time

    • @thebeastoftheunknown8457
      @thebeastoftheunknown8457 Před 4 měsíci

      @@ThatGuy-mp9og yeahh, seems like a tough line to walk without putting too large of a load on yourself :/

  • @rastaoneeye
    @rastaoneeye Před 3 měsíci +4

    Facts❤
    Also the “let me check” open closes book without looking 👌😂

  • @XoLiTlz
    @XoLiTlz Před 13 dny +1

    Rowan wishes to have Jaldabaoth like Ainz-sama.

  • @jayAAlves
    @jayAAlves Před 4 měsíci +4

    I have dyscalculia, so my friends always help me when we are playing dnd. Maybe rowan needs some help too poor thing lol 😂

  • @ryx1993
    @ryx1993 Před 4 měsíci +135

    This just how Rowan plays NPC D&D.

    • @arokh72
      @arokh72 Před 4 měsíci +6

      I too thought he was reprising Bodger.

    • @FreyjaRKim
      @FreyjaRKim Před 4 měsíci +2

      All of the guys actually, but Rowan is always the most... prominent in this matter 😂

    • @arazec1014
      @arazec1014 Před 4 měsíci +2

      well this explains how he always manages to roll so well

  • @Kuro.is_d3ad
    @Kuro.is_d3ad Před 4 měsíci +7

    Rowan is literally me at my first DND session and oh boy, it can be very stressful when everyone watch you count your fingers and mess it up and count it again 😂 good thing there was only 4 of us back then. 5 if we count the DM. And she's patient enough to let me do my math. Forever thankful to her for letting me have my first and wonderful... And really long session❤
    On my 3rd time,I bought a small dairy, a pen and my phone for calculator 😂😂😂

  • @Bob-lm2ey
    @Bob-lm2ey Před 2 měsíci

    I love how at the end Rob is so infuriated with Rowan’s stupidity that he just yells at him to get on the ground.

  • @dark3031
    @dark3031 Před 4 měsíci +80

    0:21 "6 plus 5 plus 4 plus 3 plus 6" is 24, for non-DnD player it's not obvious that you need to add the previous 1d6+4=8 into the sneak attack bonus damage 5d6, which is what was calculated here. So Brit did the calculation correctly, which is 32 total damage.
    Edit: Missed the +4 after 1d6.

    • @Bolonez2
      @Bolonez2 Před 4 měsíci +6

      I was gonna comment about this, thanks

    • @VivaLaDirtLeague
      @VivaLaDirtLeague  Před 4 měsíci +34

      Thank you for proving Britt right 😍

    • @yaroslavromanyuk5669
      @yaroslavromanyuk5669 Před 4 měsíci +10

      Is Rowan's attack roll 172, though?

    • @dark3031
      @dark3031 Před 4 měsíci +26

      @@yaroslavromanyuk5669 Obviously, but the Orc had 173 armor class (only applicable for Rowan's attack).

    • @TheFiddleFaddle
      @TheFiddleFaddle Před 4 měsíci +11

      But they used guidance, which adds 1D4 to an ability check, and sneak attack isn't an ability check...

  • @lazygardens
    @lazygardens Před 4 měsíci +37

    Decades ago, when I was a substitute teacher, a girl told me she was "not good at math". A few days later, I saw her in study hall, calculating this sort of thing for one of the THREE D&D games she was dungeon master for.
    She refused to believe me that is was REAL mathematics.
    ADDING: They played at school, handing her the moves and she would hand them back with results calculated ... sort of like chess by mail.

    • @NightLancerX
      @NightLancerX Před 3 měsíci +1

      naaah, that's just first-grades arithmetic)) *Real* 'mathematics' includes algebra and geometry + a lot of 'fancy stuff'(like differentials and integrals) on top

    • @lazygardens
      @lazygardens Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@NightLancerX She was calculating the chances ... that's basic probability and statistics. The look on her face when I told her it was math was priceless. And she was writing quests!

    • @jmackmcneill
      @jmackmcneill Před 3 měsíci +2

      Sounds like there was some backstory to that, such as a teacher or parent that firmly believed that girls CAN'T be good at math.

    • @lazygardens
      @lazygardens Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@jmackmcneill Probably. Her dad was very controlling,

  • @josephm7606
    @josephm7606 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Parents fighting DnD calling it demonic when they should have been encouraging it lmao. The math and creative writing skills needed are insane.

  • @briondalion3696
    @briondalion3696 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I loved this sketch, I keep coming back to it.
    I think it's the absurd ridiculously high number that's setting the humor off and all the commentary after that
    Adam actually being super impressed and then is immediately corrected "no, that's not right" lol
    The other parts were funnier but I shall not spoil the jokes. Just....this was a winner.

  • @Hartley672
    @Hartley672 Před 4 měsíci +41

    The best thing about this video is the fact I've discovered the world of D&D though your other channel literally lastweek and I've been watching your videos none stop!! Love it

  • @f.k.n.zachthebard
    @f.k.n.zachthebard Před 4 měsíci +18

    As a DM, I have made spreadsheets and tools that do the math for my players nearly automatically and they STILL refuse to know their roll scores!

  • @Togobaiito
    @Togobaiito Před 4 měsíci +1

    There are 3 types of people in this world:
    Those who can count and those who can’t.

    • @Cathie2209
      @Cathie2209 Před 3 měsíci

      I've said it once, and I'll say it twice - much underrated comment. 😂

  • @mysoundiicon8473
    @mysoundiicon8473 Před 3 měsíci +1

    yeah that would be me. the pressure is one when every one is looking at you as you are trying do to math and you know your slow at it,

  • @deskasandreas4504
    @deskasandreas4504 Před 4 měsíci +8

    I started a campaign with my 10 year old daughter yesterday and I was like " NOW you see where do you need math in every day life :))))"

  • @aprilhippie8752
    @aprilhippie8752 Před 4 měsíci +72

    Most patience Orcs I've ever seen 😂

    • @Daniel-rd6st
      @Daniel-rd6st Před 4 měsíci +18

      You cant just act out of turn, that would be outrageous!

    • @PalleRasmussen
      @PalleRasmussen Před 4 měsíci +4

      It was not their turn.

    • @DragonsAreHungry
      @DragonsAreHungry Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@Daniel-rd6st they proved in the 1st season that you can! 😀

  • @tigresstia325
    @tigresstia325 Před 4 měsíci +3

    I love how Rowan just gave up at the end. "AM I OKAY?" Yes or no. No math.
    Also, those Orc costumes were on point! ❤

  • @Cvejen
    @Cvejen Před 3 měsíci +4

    So grateful for my DM and our team, I have dyscalculia which makes everything with numbers very difficult for me. They've all been so patient with me and i couldn't be happier :)

  • @justininexile3445
    @justininexile3445 Před 4 měsíci +20

    If this is D&D 5e, then I think Britt was supposed to say +4 from Bless instead of Guidance as Guidance only works with ability checks and not attack rolls, but then again, Adam looks like a Druid, that could only do Guidance as Bless is not in Druid spell list.

    • @RobertHartleyGM
      @RobertHartleyGM Před 4 měsíci +19

      Yeah, I caught that later this day but only after Britt had filmed her shots of this scene. Oh well, I guess the DM made a mistake or houserules Guidance differently

    • @thomasrobertson3190
      @thomasrobertson3190 Před 4 měsíci +3

      I caught that right away. I have done a lot of DMing and I have had to let people know Guidance only does ability checks, and bless doesn't do ability checks so many times.

    • @justininexile3445
      @justininexile3445 Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@thomasrobertson3190 same

    • @hebl47
      @hebl47 Před 4 měsíci +7

      @@RobertHartleyGM I mean it just adds to the realism that the DM misses some things during a long session and none of the players even notice it (or they do, but pretend it's okay because it's to their benefit).

    • @infinitedm5396
      @infinitedm5396 Před 4 měsíci +2

      ​@@RobertHartleyGMtheres the seed of a good idea of a bit where someone continually getting a rule wrong the table going with it and then someone reading the actual rule.

  • @Daioblis
    @Daioblis Před 4 měsíci +19

    *Rob:* Lemme check. *Barely opens book and then closes* Ahhh, just misses. 173 armor class.
    That's just SO in-character for Rob, it just SCREAMS Rob to the point I just know he'd actually do that.

    • @RobertHartleyGM
      @RobertHartleyGM Před 4 měsíci +10

      hehe

    • @Daioblis
      @Daioblis Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@RobertHartleyGM The sound of a man that stands as the bane of all hill giants.
      Seriously, Ray Of Frost...

  • @BaronVonHardcharger
    @BaronVonHardcharger Před 4 měsíci +8

    As an original DnD player from WAYYYY back, I feel Rowan's pain to some degree. Calculating stacks of numbers every round really slows things down.... At least he didn't have to calculate THAC0, though. They'd have been there all day.

  • @tommurdoch9580
    @tommurdoch9580 Před 3 měsíci +5

    Honestly a DM forcing someone who has dyscalculia to do math in DnD is a good way to lose a party member. Bad DM, DnD is about fun not math. This is just like in highschool where all the cool kids wouldn't let me join their campaign because I was too dumb.

    • @JHNoble
      @JHNoble Před 3 měsíci +3

      you are absolutely right irl.
      here, Rowan's flaw is not an inability to do math, it's his unwillingness to admit he could use help, which exaggerates and plays off the 3+ year history of Rowan and Rob in VLDL's really enjoyable NPC D&D series.
      many other comments correctly point out that decent players & DMs would help out their party member with the math. those are the people to play with 😎

  • @viva_la_nature
    @viva_la_nature Před 4 měsíci +76

    Oh the choreography with the sword is amazing 🤩

    • @amandstunts
      @amandstunts Před 4 měsíci +34

      thanks

    • @VivaLaDirtLeague
      @VivaLaDirtLeague  Před 4 měsíci +33

      @@amandstuntsyou and your team smashing it as per usual! 😍

    • @FenrirWolfganger
      @FenrirWolfganger Před 4 měsíci +11

      ​@@amandstuntsI'm on comments specifically to say "WOW" on the sword, especially in full costume.

    • @amandstunts
      @amandstunts Před 4 měsíci +24

      @@FenrirWolfganger thats our 6'7" team member Trae who is a 2nd generation stunt performer

    • @crunchysscorpion
      @crunchysscorpion Před 4 měsíci +1

      ​@@amandstunts veryyyy cool

  • @NeoSimSim
    @NeoSimSim Před 4 měsíci +10

    I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it.
    I love every part and am so glad we can see more of Rob. "Let me check" killed me.

    • @azrani2023
      @azrani2023 Před 4 měsíci +1

      AGREED! Loved every bit of it, too.

    • @NeoSimSim
      @NeoSimSim Před 4 měsíci +1

      Ah, and also really love that the sketch plays in the scene with the DM being present.

  • @jonathanblanton9446
    @jonathanblanton9446 Před 3 měsíci +2

    I used to DM for a friend who wasn't good at math. I just did all the math in my head. It made the game more enjoyable for both of us. "Okay, with your proficiency bonus, your strength modifier, your sword's +1 bonus, and Bardic Inspiration, you literally can't miss unless... yep, you rolled a 1. Congratulations, your dice are trying to kill you."

  • @LabGecko
    @LabGecko Před 3 měsíci +3

    2:40 Props to that orc and the sword skills!

  • @dinmacxan
    @dinmacxan Před 4 měsíci +15

    A lot of love for Ben's "By the Light!" energy there in the end ❤

  • @grandmasterdiamond8909
    @grandmasterdiamond8909 Před 4 měsíci +6

    After watching viva la dirt league dnd, dnd logic has a whole new hilarity. And if you haven’t seen it you should, best dnd series ever, especially for more Rob

  • @Interitus1
    @Interitus1 Před 4 měsíci +6

    I adore how trusting Adam is

  • @1997Hawke
    @1997Hawke Před 4 měsíci

    Rob’s just in his natural element, no acting required. Forced to do Rowan’s math and getting pissed about it.

  • @karategirl084
    @karategirl084 Před 4 měsíci +6

    Loving the whole vibe of this! It's nice getting more Rob on the main channel.

  • @dreamerofthorns
    @dreamerofthorns Před 4 měsíci +24

    Oh my god this is a great visualisation of dnd

  • @michaelcarter1882
    @michaelcarter1882 Před 4 měsíci +5

    As someone who struggles with math, I can definitely relate to this.

  • @SlothLinn
    @SlothLinn Před 4 měsíci

    A DnD movie where the DM is there as well, just constantly haggling along after the party's wild adventures, and keep smiting them because they drag him with them to all those ungodly places

  • @mephisto8101
    @mephisto8101 Před 4 měsíci +20

    That was painful to watch. Great acting!
    and it's really nice to read in the comments how players deal with dyscalculia and how they help impacted players.

  • @EmilyMae
    @EmilyMae Před 4 měsíci +22

    Ben with the important dialogue "DnD! 😁"

    • @wwaxwork
      @wwaxwork Před 4 měsíci +1

      He just wanted to feel included.

  • @atimidbirb
    @atimidbirb Před 3 měsíci

    "Let me check" *doesn´t even glance down* "Ahhh, just misses."

  • @djmichie
    @djmichie Před 2 měsíci

    Really love this style. The DM overseeing and actual in game dice rolls. Great work

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 Před 4 měsíci +9

    As someone who failed maths in school, I know the frustration

  • @vanzahn
    @vanzahn Před 4 měsíci +2

    I live with acute dyscalculia (number blindness) and used to play Runequest back in the day. This skit is uncomfortably accurate, hehe

  • @doughmcn
    @doughmcn Před 3 měsíci

    He went from being a Rules Lawyer to not calling out using Guidance on an Attack roll

  • @Rathkryn
    @Rathkryn Před 4 měsíci +2

    He may be bad a math, but he's not fudging!

  • @asprywrites6327
    @asprywrites6327 Před 4 měsíci +7

    "Get on your knees! You're dying!" ~ My high school algebra teachers.

  • @Flummiification
    @Flummiification Před 4 měsíci +101

    often you have a wholesome ending to things like this.
    If someone struggles a lot it is ok to help them or use digital helpers like dnd beyond wich add up modifiers automatically

    • @IWatchYouTubez
      @IWatchYouTubez Před 4 měsíci

      I like using the app and then rolling the dice IRL :D

    • @FacebookAunt
      @FacebookAunt Před 4 měsíci +35

      The key with assistive technologies is you have to realize you're having trouble and need assistance. Rowan's character here obviously wouldn't admit that he's not the best at everything.

    • @cenciende9401
      @cenciende9401 Před 4 měsíci +6

      They do actually use dnd beyond in their actual game, I honestly consider it a requirement for modern players, saves so much time

    • @maximusaralieous1728
      @maximusaralieous1728 Před 4 měsíci

      It's comedy, relax.

  • @sagitswag1785
    @sagitswag1785 Před měsícem +2

    0:05 OBJECTION! May I please have the attention of the Jury! If you direct your attention to the description of the Cantrip Guidance, it specifically says that, and I quote, "Once before the spell ends, the target can roll a d4 and add the number rolled to one ability check of its choice. It can roll the die before or after making the ability check."
    The defendant will have you believe that they are able to add the d4 to an ATTACK roll. If the ladies and gentlemen of the Jury would flip to Page 175 of the Player's Handbook under the "Using Each Ability" section, you will notice that "Strength Checks" and "Attack Rolls and Damage" as well as "Dexterity Check" and "Attack Rolls and Damage" are completely separate categories, and therefore are considered separate from one another.
    This leads to the obvious conclusion that a spell such as Guidance would not affect attack rolls, as the spell description only mentions "Ability Checks"!
    Therefore vis-a-vis hencewith notwithstanding the aforementioned hencefore and so be it. If it is writ, then thou must abide by it.

  • @spustatu
    @spustatu Před 4 měsíci +1

    That was painful to watch. Because if we don't all know that player, we've maybe even been that player a time or two.

  • @theferalpaladin4350
    @theferalpaladin4350 Před 4 měsíci +7

    Rowan as a bard is a very exciting concept

  • @loki-710-
    @loki-710- Před 4 měsíci +26

    When Rowan lied about his dmg I love that our best DM Rob! Who didn't even call him out but rather just punish him for his bs. 😂😂 this is why I love their dnd campaign too Rob makes me laugh with his DM skills and acting the characters.

    • @satansbarman
      @satansbarman Před 4 měsíci +2

      That wasn't even damage, that was his attack roll 😅

    • @RobertHartleyGM
      @RobertHartleyGM Před 4 měsíci +3

      Thanks!

    • @loki-710-
      @loki-710- Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@RobertHartleyGM anytime Rob! You gotta make more appearances on this side of the channel! Love to see you doing good my friend!

  • @memoowo
    @memoowo Před 3 měsíci +1

    I love how Adam is a druid. I love it

  • @Wingsaber
    @Wingsaber Před 4 měsíci

    I cant imagine how expensive an entire live action dnd session like this would be, especially with all the costumes, time, locations, etc, but I'd definitely want to help fund it!

  • @-Subtle-
    @-Subtle- Před 4 měsíci +36

    "D&D!" At the end just killed me. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @positivelydj
    @positivelydj Před 4 měsíci +13

    Love how Rob just immerses himself into playing the DM, it's almost like he has experience with it in real life.... oh wait lol

  • @TheQuark6789
    @TheQuark6789 Před měsícem +1

    I just realized that Britt's turn is written to establish 32 as an unusually high damage, to help the non-D&D players understand that 172 is just absurd.

  • @kstjshin
    @kstjshin Před 4 měsíci +8

    🤣 So I'm currently on episode 62 of the D&D campaign. I'm loving how it's going and to see Robert yelling at Rowan here is awesome. 😂 He's only just started losing his cool with them in the campaign.

  • @Lordborg909
    @Lordborg909 Před 4 měsíci +161

    Math in my D and D??? What is this heresy???

    • @HandfulofComments
      @HandfulofComments Před 4 měsíci +6

      Ikr?, I don’t want a headache

    • @Boogsbro
      @Boogsbro Před 4 měsíci +3

      Bars

    • @tyrant-den884
      @tyrant-den884 Před 4 měsíci +12

      "Heresy" you say? Wait untill how much math there is in Warhammer 40k. There is so much math that the title is math.

    • @axhen
      @axhen Před 4 měsíci +7

      Dungeons and Divisions

    • @axhen
      @axhen Před 4 měsíci +3

      @@tyrant-den884 i played it once, didn't need to do the addition part to know that the big tyrannid with 10 dice rolls killed my tiny tau soldier

  • @RobinDSaunders
    @RobinDSaunders Před 4 měsíci +5

    Ben: god damnn it, she's quick.
    Orc: *watches patiently*

  • @christianotaku4073
    @christianotaku4073 Před 4 měsíci +1

    its me, I'm the player with the bad math. I'll have my little sheet of paper and desperately adding up the numbers and counting on my fingers.

  • @DeadDancers
    @DeadDancers Před 3 měsíci

    “Am I okay?” Final round had me in hysterics 😂