Elon Gold on Israelis

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  • čas přidán 27. 11. 2017

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  • @rbelson356
    @rbelson356 Před 6 lety +337

    As an Israeli, I can confirm the accent is on point.

  • @alanjeffries7637
    @alanjeffries7637 Před 2 lety +37

    As a Canadian living in Israel for the last 18 years. He has it spot on! I am exhausted holding a conversation with them. Since when does every sentence need an explanation with LAMA? And does Shalom have so many syllables? Sha a a loooom! And yes they do not know what to do with the S at the end of their word. As an English teacher for adults...so true!

    • @havital1
      @havital1 Před rokem

      How good is your Hebrew dude???? Most Anglo saxsons come to Israel and don't even bother to learn Hebrew. So please STFU!

    • @marylee9122
      @marylee9122 Před 9 měsíci

      Trash

    • @Jacobsoetsrto3211
      @Jacobsoetsrto3211 Před 2 měsíci

      Are u jewish?

  • @evelynigielkoasor9627
    @evelynigielkoasor9627 Před rokem +11

    This is a riot!!! Especially the impersonating. I’ve lived in Israel for 30 years and you’re spot on!!!
    Thanks for the laughs

  • @Aviyaor
    @Aviyaor Před 6 lety +146

    Totally nailed the accent.

  • @ruth4418
    @ruth4418 Před 5 lety +64

    True, I'm not Israeli but lived and worked there for 13 years. Now I'm missing Israel and keep looking for them here in San Diego CA.

  • @thelionsshare6668
    @thelionsshare6668 Před rokem +6

    I lived in Israel for seven years, and can confirm--yup, that's how it goes.

  • @Monica-vv1zt
    @Monica-vv1zt Před 10 měsíci +7

    His Israeli accent is so good! It's true Israeli men are so macho. Jewish Arnold Schwarzeneggers 😂😂

  • @972aida
    @972aida Před rokem +7

    OMG. everything is SPOT ON!!! I've been living in Israel for the past 26 years, struggling through stuff he talks about every day and can't freaking believe I've never came across this video!😬 CATHARTIC!

  • @schnitzelsemmel
    @schnitzelsemmel Před 9 měsíci +5

    i swear this is too accurate hahahah

  • @n8a89
    @n8a89 Před rokem +6

    This is all spot on- especially with the business negation and they negotiate themselves down.

  • @pinkteddybear6360
    @pinkteddybear6360 Před 4 lety +10

    Yooo the "S"!! I never thought about that😂

  • @josepharnold5627
    @josepharnold5627 Před 4 lety +10

    I’m just finding this guy tonight my gf showed me a stand up routine of his and I’m hooked. This guy is awesome!

  • @saalvosegg8171
    @saalvosegg8171 Před 5 lety +18

    The mall part is so true.

    • @ruth4418
      @ruth4418 Před 4 lety +5

      I met Israelis in the mall in San Diego selling cream, they wondered why I know they were Israelis even if they talked to me in English... ani yodat ze accent shelka😁

    • @orithfrankel2151
      @orithfrankel2151 Před 3 lety +1

      Ruth: Gum beh Toronto veh gum beh Florida.

  • @edithabramowitz1275
    @edithabramowitz1275 Před 10 měsíci +3

    Also the women here are macho😂

  • @svietka202
    @svietka202 Před 2 lety +10

    his accent is right on point and hilarious...and so is his stuff

  • @dude-mg2fv
    @dude-mg2fv Před 3 lety +19

    as an israeli i confirm everything he say lol

    • @skontheroad2666
      @skontheroad2666 Před 3 lety +1

      If you enjoy Elon, look up Modi Rosenfeld. He has literally gotten me thru quarantine, lol! He is hysterical! Especially his Nir clips (Nir--like Nir, not far...).

    • @boxingmonthly
      @boxingmonthly Před 8 měsíci

      everything he's says*

  • @CarpoolChristian
    @CarpoolChristian Před 6 lety +62

    The Arnold Schwartz's joke went over their heads.

    • @CM-kr3rj
      @CM-kr3rj Před 6 lety +1

      dave p 😂 I know right. What a pity

    • @boliussa
      @boliussa Před 4 lety +3

      probably that's how they pronounce shwarzenegger anyway!

  • @myriamgabbay111
    @myriamgabbay111 Před rokem +5

    I'm not Israeli but speak Hebrew fluently and the accent and mindset is spot on!

    • @user-gq3qq9eb2j
      @user-gq3qq9eb2j Před rokem

      So where are you from? Have you made aliyah?

    • @marylee9122
      @marylee9122 Před 9 měsíci

      Really?And what is YOUR accent speaking Hebrew?

  • @urisalomon872
    @urisalomon872 Před 5 lety +68

    As an Israeli I can confirm everything is on point :D
    Tho some israelis know english. Like me :P
    And I don't make all those stupid mistake. Jk mistakes* 🙈

  • @lizabethlalich7552
    @lizabethlalich7552 Před 6 lety +7

    Correction : It is at the U.N. : "Ambassadors Against BDS" presentation in 2017.

  • @drummaboi9014
    @drummaboi9014 Před 6 lety +72

    Damn!!!! 😂😂😂
    When he was talking about the Israeli's who sell skincare products at the the mall, he was basically describing what happened to me when I was at the mall. It looks like they are all trained by the same guy. SMH 😅

    • @skontheroad2666
      @skontheroad2666 Před 3 lety +6

      They are all owned by the same guy, that's why.

  • @Puppetsburgers
    @Puppetsburgers Před 3 měsíci +2

    Elon is amazing at impressions 😂

  • @jennifergersch9126
    @jennifergersch9126 Před 29 dny +1

    I need a month of Elon as Israeli videos.

  • @izabela2709
    @izabela2709 Před rokem +3

    I am doing research, which includes listening to Israeli professors' lectures in English. Their accent really is like that. 😎

  • @lizabethlalich7552
    @lizabethlalich7552 Před 6 lety +13

    I LOVE this video ! Elon is SO funny and has it just right !

  • @keithfalconer7529
    @keithfalconer7529 Před 6 lety +5

    I work in the diamond biz .... this is spot on

  • @a.s.j.4465
    @a.s.j.4465 Před 5 lety +7

    חחחחחחחחחחחחח חזקקקקק
    Hahaha I’m big fan of you from israel!

  • @user-yd6ps2fm3o
    @user-yd6ps2fm3o Před 9 měsíci +2

    I am "Israeli" , but I do not talk like that! I hope!

    • @MissJoy16
      @MissJoy16 Před 9 měsíci +2

      Am Israel Chai...I hope you and your loved ones are safe

  • @yasminesafwan9142
    @yasminesafwan9142 Před 6 lety +6

    Bargaining part so true 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @billschlegel1
    @billschlegel1 Před 3 lety +2

    Lived in Israel for 30+ years. Kids grew up there. My daughter still has the lispy "S"!

  • @HabiburRahman-xl4wr
    @HabiburRahman-xl4wr Před 4 lety +9

    Amazing performance elon!

  • @Seif-Music-Videos
    @Seif-Music-Videos Před 6 lety +28

    There is one thing for sure as the sun that will rise tomorrow, some duche bags will turn the comment section into a cancerigenous outbreak...i haven't even scrolled down yet.
    Funny show, i like him

  • @eviago4010
    @eviago4010 Před 6 měsíci +1

    😂 גדול! מזעזע המבטא אבל לצערי כך מבחוץ אנחנו נשמעים...

    • @Jewish_Israeli_Zionist
      @Jewish_Israeli_Zionist Před 6 měsíci +1

      לדעתי המבטא הישראלי ממש יפה, בעיקר באנגלית. יש לו אופי

  •  Před 6 lety +6

    Interesting subtle observations

  • @hadassah179
    @hadassah179 Před 10 měsíci +2

    once he started the israeli schwarzeneger i died!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @alternativo2880
    @alternativo2880 Před 11 měsíci

    😂the bargaining part 😂😂😂 so true

  • @beep3639
    @beep3639 Před 2 lety +2

    This guy's sounding too much like my parents, way too accurate... lol

  • @NickyRikki
    @NickyRikki Před 2 lety +3

    I'm Israeli but raised in Canada and would make fun of my dad and cousins in israel accent all the time. My brother's and I always joke about it .

  • @jenniferlawrence9652
    @jenniferlawrence9652 Před 5 lety +7

    He is hilarious...I love him

  • @ereini0n
    @ereini0n Před 9 měsíci +4

    This is hilarious!!! 😂

  • @gleefan3376
    @gleefan3376 Před rokem +2

    The bargaining though! So accurate. Esp in the shuk in tel aviv

  • @ofekk213
    @ofekk213 Před 2 lety +2

    finally someone who gets the iwraeli accent right.

  • @adam-dn3hi
    @adam-dn3hi Před 3 lety +7

    Your perfect at hebrew

  • @144Donn
    @144Donn Před 5 lety +1

    MAJOR thumbs up!

  • @ivonelevi2504
    @ivonelevi2504 Před 4 měsíci

    So funny love the part of the Arnold 😂

  • @mrtshepo4216
    @mrtshepo4216 Před 4 lety +3

    Elon is the next generation comedian

  • @maxmax6747
    @maxmax6747 Před 2 lety +1

    The skin care is spot on

  • @Normalhowaboutyou
    @Normalhowaboutyou Před 2 lety +1

    He is relevant and funny- 2 things a comic needs

  • @stephemmurphy2554
    @stephemmurphy2554 Před 3 lety +3

    So on point. 😂

  • @nechamadinanamirovski
    @nechamadinanamirovski Před 8 měsíci +1

    sounds just about right

  • @prieleden
    @prieleden Před 5 lety +1

    3:40
    So true!

  • @mizanurRahman-zz2vy
    @mizanurRahman-zz2vy Před 6 lety +11

    I follow you from Bangladesh, do you know Mr. Elon? and I cordially love you... I want to see you live but not possible coz Jeiwsh passport is being prohibited in our country. Its very unfortunate that I missing you.

    • @krimo5700
      @krimo5700 Před 4 lety +1

      If you love him you are not a Muslim anymore!

    • @yazir_rose5312
      @yazir_rose5312 Před 4 lety +2

      @@krimo5700 who the f... said that

    • @krimo5700
      @krimo5700 Před 4 lety

      @@yazir_rose5312
      God said that in the Qur'an:
      يا أيها الذين آمنوا لا تتخذوا اليهود والنصارى أولياء بعضهم أولياء بعض ومن يتولهم منكم بإنه منهم
      May be next time you better ask politely instead of putting yourself also in asituation like this where even you are about to leave Islam!

    • @yazir_rose5312
      @yazir_rose5312 Před 4 lety +1

      @@krimo5700 and aslo god said that if jews and Christians don't hurt you can't hurt them and also اولياء means like my president or my boss at work so don't speak if you don't know what you are saying

    • @krimo5700
      @krimo5700 Před 4 lety

      @@yazir_rose5312
      I saida verse of the Qur'an, if you have a problem with it then that's your problem not mine, I will speak whether you like it or not!
      And who said anything about "hurting"!? the guy mentioned that he "loves" Elon, can't you read the main comment twice in the next time before posting some random verses which has nothing to do with the topic!?
      And what are you implying to? the verse you mentioned condemns you actually, the verse says that if those jews and christians didn't harm you you can act justly to them, are you saying that the zionists didn't hurt the Muslims? are you insane!???

  • @user-ff8ck5bf8o
    @user-ff8ck5bf8o Před 3 lety +4

    Nailed it lol.

  • @ab1577
    @ab1577 Před 4 lety +6

    קורע!

  • @susanweinrich8225
    @susanweinrich8225 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Lol she will leave you

  • @gibor-nf4zw
    @gibor-nf4zw Před 6 lety +10

    Brilliant. Brilliant brilliant brilliant brilliant maverick maverick maverick maverick

  • @daMacadamBlob
    @daMacadamBlob Před 2 lety +3

    why is he at the UN

    • @johnscanlan9335
      @johnscanlan9335 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Since when did the UN GA become a stand up comedy club?

  • @shirakrause8160
    @shirakrause8160 Před 2 lety

    God he nailed the accesnt

  • @pq_az
    @pq_az Před 6 lety +5

    חחחחחח פיפי למות😀

  • @mittenxrider
    @mittenxrider Před 6 lety

    Omg so true!!!

  • @cyrusthegreat7161
    @cyrusthegreat7161 Před 2 lety

    LOVE THIS!

  • @guyeshel9316
    @guyeshel9316 Před 2 měsíci

    He nailed everything! haha!

  • @uguess2me
    @uguess2me Před 6 lety

    True that

  • @nillehessy
    @nillehessy Před 3 lety +1

    you know what i think is so funny and great about israel these groups of young men setting up a boombox
    anywhere in some street crank it up and just dance their asses off in this crazy looking dance hehehe
    and nobody says shit

  • @rondanatan6198
    @rondanatan6198 Před 3 lety +1

    Brilliant

  • @jacqueline-acupuncturedune4737

    Love it Love it Missing my Jewish comrades ❤️

  • @rachzenou5657
    @rachzenou5657 Před 2 lety

    I thought it was the UN but then again why would Elon perform there lol

  • @TEXAS2459
    @TEXAS2459 Před 5 lety

    hey wy he so underrated......

  • @BaraIsrael
    @BaraIsrael Před 5 lety +21

    that was great untill i looked at the "Free-plaestine" coments

    • @yazir_rose5312
      @yazir_rose5312 Před 4 lety

      Yah, why just why you live in peace and be good to every one ... no one will bother you if you pray or do your stuff any where in palastine . And also palastine will be free

    • @krimo5700
      @krimo5700 Před 4 lety

      @@yazir_rose5312
      That's not true, in Islam not a single zionist is allowed to stay in Palestine not to mention praying in it, please learn your faith before spreading flase information about it!

    • @yazir_rose5312
      @yazir_rose5312 Před 4 lety

      @@krimo5700 did i speak about the past or only you making me say things that i didn't ..... i said live in peace not you had to lice in peace i respect jewsm cuz it's a religion from allah not a man creation

    • @krimo5700
      @krimo5700 Před 4 lety

      @@yazir_rose5312
      If you meannt Judaism "was" a religion from Allah then correct your words, because if you think Judaism "is" a religion from Allah then you are not a Muslim!
      And I am speaking about the past, the present and the future, the zionists are not allowed to live nor even pray in palestine according to Islam.
      And by the way, I wrote everything in the present not in the past, may be again you should reread the comment carefully before replying to it.

    • @aviyairavraham3968
      @aviyairavraham3968 Před 3 lety

      @@krimo5700 why are you so hardcore?
      Not all Jews are Israeli and not all Israeli are Jews. And not all Jews are Zionists. And not all Zionists are Jews. Why not live in Peace. Whenever I don't want discuss now the Israeli Palestinian Conflict here.

  • @similaritiesoftheworld557

    Is he performing at the UN facilities?

    • @lizabethlalich7552
      @lizabethlalich7552 Před 6 lety +7

      Ha ha ! Not at all. It just has a similar look. Can you imagine the Jew-hating U.N. allowing an Israeli flag on stage? Never.

    • @zerocool-zerocool
      @zerocool-zerocool Před 6 lety

      it is the un indeed

    • @aviyairavraham3968
      @aviyairavraham3968 Před 4 lety +1

      It is a stage like the UN but it's not at the UN

  • @entisuranis3252
    @entisuranis3252 Před 2 lety

    is that guys name really Gold? are you serious? xDDDD

  • @jennifergersch9126
    @jennifergersch9126 Před 29 dny

    The master.

  • @NissanEstee
    @NissanEstee Před 2 lety +1

    חחחחח אני אישית אוהבת לחזור על עצמי בקטע של שמות

  • @natali2able
    @natali2able Před rokem

    A jewish arnold was hillarious. I wish it was true😂

  • @bockgirl
    @bockgirl Před rokem

    Hahahaha! This guy is great! 😂

  • @colivri336
    @colivri336 Před rokem

    It's not Key West it's Cayo Hueso! Oh wait, wrong comment section.

  • @AverageReplyer
    @AverageReplyer Před 2 lety

    What's his doing on the UN??

  • @theklorg305
    @theklorg305 Před rokem +1

    Arutz She-evvvaaa

  • @sagarsardeshpande4777
    @sagarsardeshpande4777 Před 3 měsíci

    He has a great sense of jewmour

  • @irchek070488
    @irchek070488 Před 6 lety +4

    LOL!!!

  • @TheJake3
    @TheJake3 Před 3 lety +3

    די.... קרע אותי מצחוק.

  • @saiblair8590
    @saiblair8590 Před 6 lety +1

    They want viewers to believe that this was in the UN GA hall. But its not. UN doesnt allow any nation flag in the GA Hall. Thats the golden rule. So, Israeli flag behind him indicate that he was elsewhere. NOT in any UN building

  • @beaverlicker8723
    @beaverlicker8723 Před 4 lety +3

    If they don't get their way 100% of the time they throw a fucking temper tantrum

  • @saleemysn
    @saleemysn Před 6 lety +15

    I can relate with the S words hahaha

  • @2023_music_
    @2023_music_ Před 2 lety

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 so true!

  • @bringUrBible79
    @bringUrBible79 Před měsícem

    Eylon LEVY💙🤍🌹

  • @thekryptonite7232
    @thekryptonite7232 Před 25 dny

    Free PALESTINE

  • @a91170
    @a91170 Před rokem

    McDonald!

  • @jenloveslife8890
    @jenloveslife8890 Před 4 lety +1

    😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @zerocool-zerocool
    @zerocool-zerocool Před 4 lety +1

    since when the UN general assembly became a standup stage!!!!!

  • @RonDiani
    @RonDiani Před 11 měsíci

    4:00 so true Israeli scammers who scammed my friend

  • @natek7474
    @natek7474 Před 4 lety

    FUNNY

  • @tomermevorach8879
    @tomermevorach8879 Před 3 lety +1

    חחחחח

  • @ciaronsmith4995
    @ciaronsmith4995 Před 6 lety +1

    Was this supposed to be funny. Because it was not. It was just ESL.

  • @cholententertainment6516

    Lol

  • @hebrewinhebrew
    @hebrewinhebrew Před 4 měsíci

    🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @yitzfriedman5575
    @yitzfriedman5575 Před 5 lety

    Lol!

  • @gilli456
    @gilli456 Před 5 lety

    לא לקח

  • @s.j.9575
    @s.j.9575 Před 5 lety

    חחחח

  • @user-xo6iy4fr9q
    @user-xo6iy4fr9q Před rokem

    😂😂😂😂😂