If You Can't Read This You're Colourblind

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  • čas přidán 15. 03. 2020
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  • @andresraudsepp3898
    @andresraudsepp3898 Před 4 lety +364

    Text: "We must rise against color blind!"
    Jack: "I can't read!"

    • @xKerebus
      @xKerebus Před 4 lety +4

      it's not fair lol we can't read it

    • @raven_isnotok9928
      @raven_isnotok9928 Před 4 lety +16

      *HUSH DONT TELL HIM*

    • @andresraudsepp3898
      @andresraudsepp3898 Před 4 lety

      @@raven_isnotok9928 haha, too late XD

    • @bomoore9872
      @bomoore9872 Před 4 lety

      I wouldnt be able to read it if i didnt have my colorblind mode on

    • @bomoore9872
      @bomoore9872 Před 4 lety

      @@raven_isnotok9928 robin edited in different colors so we could read it

  • @strawberryduchess656
    @strawberryduchess656 Před 4 lety +748

    Sean: “cardboard Jack is out there somewhere...”
    Me: yeah he’s at Unus Annus

  • @lieutenantskeleton3249
    @lieutenantskeleton3249 Před 3 lety +176

    "Ghosts not that scary what are theygonna do woo?"
    Phasmaphobia:
    Imma bout to end this mans while career

  • @burnttoast1147
    @burnttoast1147 Před 3 lety +924

    Fun fact: on leap year March ninth is the 69th day of the year. And that’s my birthday

  • @hachii7144
    @hachii7144 Před 4 lety +2233

    “Gather all your friends it’s meme time”
    Coronavirus: are you sure about that

    • @ashdeem913
      @ashdeem913 Před 4 lety +80

      *gather all your friends (as long as you're wearing a mask and gloves and are sitting 6 ft away from each other) its meme time.*

    • @akayukilucifel
      @akayukilucifel Před 4 lety +22

      @@ashdeem913 Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, 5 feet apart- oh wait.

    • @starshooter7128
      @starshooter7128 Před 4 lety +15

      @@akayukilucifel 6 feet apart cause it's *meme* *time*

    • @samwarren6008
      @samwarren6008 Před 4 lety

      @@starshooter7128 Woosh.

    • @riptidezim6151
      @riptidezim6151 Před 4 lety

      Elon Musk deleted the virus

  • @user-gy6vw5yw4c
    @user-gy6vw5yw4c Před 4 lety +862

    Jack: *”Gather all your friends it’s meme time”*
    Everyone: *Yeah, about that...*

  • @rosatopia5256
    @rosatopia5256 Před 3 lety +586

    Me: hears Jack call himself short and looks up his height *sees 5'10"*
    Also Me: "thats short?"

  • @lukea7051
    @lukea7051 Před 3 lety +246

    As someone who is colorblind. I would like to say that almost none of you are right. Red-Green colorblind doesn't actually mean you ALWAYS mix up red and green. For most, it is when the colors are more subtle like a faded green and red. but mostly it means that we can't see as much of the red/green colors in secondary and tertiary colors. For example, dark blue looks like a purple because purple-red=blue.

    • @endless_del
      @endless_del Před 3 lety +29

      i know you understand what you're talking about, but i want to elaborate further for anyone who might read this!
      the way colorblindness works is that the cones in the eye (responsible for color vision-- rods are responsible for light sensitivity) don't detect certain light frequencies properly. as we know, different colors have different light frequencies. each cone has photopigments that are responsible for detecting the different frequencies. if one or more pigment is missing or defective, it causes colorblindness. for example, in deuteranomaly (the most common type) the green cone pigment is defective and the green light frequency is detected as something closer to red, but it's still perceived as being something different from red itself. it also affects the way the color yellow is perceived.
      color blind tests are specifically designed to exacerbate any color detecting problems one might have, as many of them can go unnoticed depending on how severe the defect is. the dots in the pictures are giving off numerous light frequencies, even in the same color family, which confuses the eye of a person who has missing or defective photopigments. and because the letters or numbers are drawn out with dots of ranging colors, there's no clear outline to separate the message from the background. jack says in the video that he can tell that something is supposed to be there but he can't determine what it is, which is common for people with a mild photopigment defect to report. some colorblind people can even "solve" the test if they're given enough time to look at the image.
      tl;dr: colorblind people can determine the difference between their "affected colors" and label them properly in most scenarios, but a colorblind test is specifically designed to confuse the eyes of someone with these issues.

    • @Syl700
      @Syl700 Před 3 lety +9

      @@endless_del now that's dedication I've never seen before in a comment.

    • @endless_del
      @endless_del Před 3 lety +8

      @@Syl700 lol yeah, i did a lot of research because i thought i was colorblind at one point due to me getting very disoriented when there's a lot of red on the screen in games. i don't think i am (i think its more of a sensory thing) but it's very interesting to learn about.

    • @Bappers489
      @Bappers489 Před 3 lety +2

      say that to 8 yr me, i woulve never listened

    • @maddenc.4588
      @maddenc.4588 Před 3 lety

      THANK YOU for explaining that to people, I thought I was the only one lol

  • @frogmonster.mp4
    @frogmonster.mp4 Před 4 lety +846

    jack: "cardboard jack's dead, i shredded him"
    me: *flashbacks to unus annus where ethan bought a cardboard jack*

    • @red_5876
      @red_5876 Před 4 lety +43

      jack needs to go on unus annus again and meet the only remaining cardboard jack 😔

    • @dumbrabbitkidd2654
      @dumbrabbitkidd2654 Před 4 lety +6

      Yes

    • @needcoffeenow9016
      @needcoffeenow9016 Před 4 lety +3

      Yes queen yes 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👏👏👏👏👏👏👑👑👑😐🔫

    • @VivekYadav-ds8oz
      @VivekYadav-ds8oz Před 4 lety +3

      Cardboard Jack's reincarnation..

    • @guyz1204
      @guyz1204 Před 4 lety +1

      The video picture says,"We must rise against the color blind."

  • @loodle5515
    @loodle5515 Před 4 lety +212

    when you’re at the store and yell “Ding ding ding” for the hell of it and someone yells back “TOP OF MORNING” and now you’ve met your soulmate

  • @jessice293
    @jessice293 Před 3 lety +36

    “I’m fun sized, I’m pocket sized for your convenience” 😂😂

  • @rinoku4201
    @rinoku4201 Před 3 lety +61

    Nobody:
    guy who skips meme time theme song
    Satan: *confused screaming*

  • @giatem9287
    @giatem9287 Před 4 lety +545

    “Somewhere cardboard jack is living. Ha ha no he isn’t I completely shredded him up” Unus Annus’ cardboard jack plots his revenge

    • @faoneill
      @faoneill Před 4 lety +5

      that would be a great movie

    • @evanv7420
      @evanv7420 Před 4 lety +1

      @@faoneill Change your profile pic now!!!

    • @TheRogueWolf
      @TheRogueWolf Před 4 lety +5

      "Hello! My name is Cardboard Jacksepticeye. You killed my brother. Prepare to die!"

    • @flair4213
      @flair4213 Před 4 lety +1

      @@evanv7420 wow u don't have to day that that's just rude SO U CHANGE IR DANG PIC RN! DO IT! NOW!

    • @riley._.5332
      @riley._.5332 Před 4 lety

      haha i thought the same thing

  • @bluestar2059
    @bluestar2059 Před 4 lety +513

    "Everyone says I'm shorter than they expected". How about we all start doing the opposite? If you meet Jack just be like "Wow, you're taller than I expected" and confuse him.

    • @user-hf1ww5yj8c
      @user-hf1ww5yj8c Před 4 lety +29

      I've been to one of his tours, and Jack is tall as ALL HELL.

    • @raideranimator6091
      @raideranimator6091 Před 4 lety +7

      @@user-hf1ww5yj8c so hes short

    • @austingill3958
      @austingill3958 Před 4 lety +10

      I’m 6’6 if I ever meet jacksepticeye I will just Chang at how tall he is

    • @Demonnafire
      @Demonnafire Před 4 lety +8

      I'm very short so he'd probably be a giant to me, like everyone else.

    • @raideranimator6091
      @raideranimator6091 Před 4 lety +1

      @Tripp Atwood because he reaches hell

  • @summerweiss8784
    @summerweiss8784 Před 3 lety +33

    OMG the orange and green dotted thing says "we must rise against the color blind!"
    Edit: Oof I just unpaused the vid and the editor messed my "big brain moment" up, so that was so unhelpful T.T

  • @littlealien2959
    @littlealien2959 Před 3 lety +140

    My brother: “meme time is not the only cure for sadness”
    Me: “that is not correct”

  • @myintsan6312
    @myintsan6312 Před 4 lety +796

    Jack:"I'm tiny and pocket sized for your convenience."
    Kidnappers:"(*Starts wearing pants with pockets*)"

  • @DracoHandsome
    @DracoHandsome Před 4 lety +1695

    Jack's not being completely honest, he has _two_ cures for sadness. The first is meme time. The second is hitman fingers

  • @colleenglanville8293
    @colleenglanville8293 Před 3 lety +16

    *"Is That The Bite Of '87?!"*
    That just killed me lol! 😂😂😂

  • @tonimates9541
    @tonimates9541 Před 3 lety +13

    This is already the second time of me turning on Jack’s video and forgetting that my headphones are off and my family hears an Irish man yelling from my phone.😳

  • @gabrielrivera3856
    @gabrielrivera3856 Před 4 lety +667

    Jack: Gather all your friends it's meme time it's meme time!
    Me: Jack that's impossible.

    • @knightwolf2489
      @knightwolf2489 Před 4 lety +13

      Me too because I have no friends

    • @aetherfloats
      @aetherfloats Před 4 lety +5

      @@knightwolf2489 That's the joke

    • @LolipopNathan
      @LolipopNathan Před 4 lety +3

      Same XD

    • @robynwilson9227
      @robynwilson9227 Před 4 lety +9

      Big quarantine energy 🤣
      Isolation squad

    • @sallnarie5234
      @sallnarie5234 Před 4 lety +5

      Gather the fellow subscribers, we all share a common interest that's close enough to having friends right?

  • @ralphiebritolli9110
    @ralphiebritolli9110 Před 4 lety +730

    Jack: "ooooOoOOoooOoO, what can they do? Move my furniture?"
    Ghost: "Aight bet" *launches couch at Jack's head*

  • @some_random_proto
    @some_random_proto Před 3 lety +22

    thanks editor for showing me that colour blind meme cuz im colour blind

  • @screamsnagged
    @screamsnagged Před 3 lety +17

    Me, not colorblind from what I know: What does it say-
    Editor: I gotchu...
    Me: Well maybe I am colorblind I dunno-

  • @BakedPotatoSkinz
    @BakedPotatoSkinz Před 4 lety +490

    Jack: "Everytime I record one of these episodes I'm legitimately happier"
    Me in my head: "Everytime I watch one of these episodes I'm legitimately happier"

    • @DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS
      @DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS Před 4 lety +3

      i am ugly in my head

    • @arachnachaoz
      @arachnachaoz Před 4 lety +10

      @@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS no you are beautiful inside :3

    • @flubble2473
      @flubble2473 Před 4 lety +4

      U can'tbe more accurate, this time I even was like * notif pops * OH yesss cure my dep-SADNESS Jack

  • @danifields6805
    @danifields6805 Před 4 lety +591

    I just love how the Anti one has a decapitated Jack head and he looks so proud of his kill

    • @boyhowdy3240
      @boyhowdy3240 Před 3 lety +1

      "L̸̠͇͔̮̮͎̲̹̪̗̾̋̉͋͊̅͜ö̶̥̞̬͍̺̫̥̳̬̌̈́̏͆̒͊̃̒̎͝ớ̷̢̟̳̮̪͛͠ķ̸̙̭̥̭̮̦̮̘̣̫̎̋̃̃̉̚͠!̴̹͇͎̂̊̀̍̋̈́̅͘͝͝ ̶̡̤̗͉͉̖̺̟͐́̋̀̇̅͗͆̐̕ͅI̸̗̖̝͝ ̸͇̗͖̺͓͉̯̦̤̹̭̠̖͕̩̂͐ḍ̸̘̲̹̩̖̺͈̞̾̌̈̎͜ì̸̡̛̻͉͙̳̹͓̙̝̠̲̲͈̓̇̃́̍͛̍ḏ̸̜̘͋̆̊̉͆̓̅̌̋͌̈́͘̕͝͝ ̷̫̟̼̠̙̩̝͖̍͌̐̊͆͒̓̀a̴̡̡̘̞̭̝̰̟͉̘͓̼͈̟͂̏͑̀͛̊͌͛͘͠ ̷̩̰̼̝̟̋̽͗̋̿̕͝k̴̼͂͛i̸̛̙̭l̷̡̻̠͎͓̿̎̎l̸̨̢̪̲̜͔̣̤̫͕̗̪͍̃̍̏̚͜ͅ!̴̛̭̰̞̈̏̀͝͝!̸̙͔̣̫̝̤̼̮̝͔̬̬͓͍̮̎̆̄͗͛̓̓͒͆̀͘͠!̷̢̧̥̦̒̀̋̎̓̊̏͊̏̋̈́́͘͠͝"

    • @SwizzleDrizzl
      @SwizzleDrizzl Před 3 lety +3

      And the others are just uncomfortably smiling

  • @hooibeeong4033
    @hooibeeong4033 Před 3 lety +10

    The dots with random colour saids "WE MUST RISE AGAINST THE COLOUR BLIND"

  • @kitty_9605
    @kitty_9605 Před 3 lety +7

    I'm not colorblind... But it's damn difficult reading the thumbnail. I see the green and the read. But the outlines are a bit too subtle. After a while I got the sentence but still.

  • @emmslc1226
    @emmslc1226 Před 4 lety +269

    I'm part of the team that creates my school's magazine, and today we were brainstorming themes. The team leader walks up to the whiteboard, hits it and yells "IT'S THEME TIME"
    Turns out she doesn't even watch you and it was just a beautiful, beautiful coincidence.

    • @oldaqcuaintnce
      @oldaqcuaintnce Před 4 lety +11

      emms lc oml! That’s amazing! Does she watch him now? I would like to know.

  • @sirwatzhizface4430
    @sirwatzhizface4430 Před 4 lety +569

    Don't worry guys
    Cardboard Jack is living on the Unus Annus channel

  • @thomasleedeathe2099
    @thomasleedeathe2099 Před 3 lety +3

    it says WE MUST RISE AGAINST THE COLOUR BLINDS

  • @JosiahGamerson
    @JosiahGamerson Před 10 dny

    When Jack says, “no, we’re not doing corona memes” it gave me that feeling when you got when you got in trouble with the cool teacher, and when your dad says “I’m disappointed”.

  • @ratbarf63
    @ratbarf63 Před 4 lety +220

    The cardboard Jack lives at Mark's house for UnnasAnnus

    • @alyssaianno1087
      @alyssaianno1087 Před 4 lety +10

      That's literally the first thing that came to my mind lol

    • @lokirules520
      @lokirules520 Před 4 lety +1

      That came to my mind as soon as it was brought up

    • @anthmantastic
      @anthmantastic Před 4 lety

      UHM WTF IS UR PICTURE R U FUCKING OKAY

  • @johncarter1739
    @johncarter1739 Před 4 lety +479

    Jack: "when you don't get what you want you can't just beat someone else down!"
    Also Jack: *doesn't get something he wants*
    "My Hitman fingers are tingling!"

    • @Limet05
      @Limet05 Před 4 lety +13

      YOU can't beat someone down but someone else can.

    • @redsweater2783
      @redsweater2783 Před 4 lety

      Did we forget about subnautica below zero

    • @TheSlipperyLizard953
      @TheSlipperyLizard953 Před 4 lety

      @@redsweater2783 he finished the current story and the rest will not be added until the game is finished

    • @cheshirecatipillar
      @cheshirecatipillar Před 4 lety

      JACK IS MY BROTHER

    • @redsweater2783
      @redsweater2783 Před 4 lety

      @@TheSlipperyLizard953 The Early Access was over in the game was completely out on January 1st

  • @Sum1isCDK
    @Sum1isCDK Před 3 lety +3

    In the 4 seconds of the Youtooz existential crisis bit, I thought there was a god
    I also couldn't breath from the laughter...we don't go there...

  • @cyberpunk3705
    @cyberpunk3705 Před 3 lety +2

    13:54 - "there's a lesson in life just because you dont like something or you can't have something does not mean you have to beat down something else" - 11:36 lol

  • @DeadMutt
    @DeadMutt Před 4 lety +151

    Anti: **Exists and try’s to be scary**
    Everyone: Eh
    Paddy Fitzpatrick: **Exists and bites people’s skulls**
    Everyone: *Screams of pure terror*

    • @lindor2948
      @lindor2948 Před 4 lety +1

      Who the fuck is anti I missed the lore

    • @DashingBanana
      @DashingBanana Před 4 lety +2

      @@lindor2948 he is one of Jack's alter egos

    • @sleepystal
      @sleepystal Před 4 lety +2

      WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87

    • @lindor2948
      @lindor2948 Před 4 lety +1

      @@DashingBanana no, I'm not slow I know that much, but like is there a video, or anything? I've genuinely never seen a video of anti or him talking about anti.

  • @fantomfoxy
    @fantomfoxy Před 2 lety +2

    Sean: "you want these fingers to go to work!!??"
    My brain: "...hey...guess what"
    *"GOD DAMNIT NO"*

  • @mr.nightmarez251
    @mr.nightmarez251 Před 2 lety +1

    "When you keep dying in the same spot in a game"
    Geometry dash players: *throws mouse across the room*

  • @ItsTheBard
    @ItsTheBard Před 4 lety +408

    I’m pretty sure Sean won’t get sick since *he doesn’t leave his house.*

  • @MadPower351
    @MadPower351 Před 4 lety +132

    her: what's meme time? what's PMA? who's jacksepticeye?
    me: do you have 90 minutes?

  • @yourstruly301
    @yourstruly301 Před 3 lety +5

    My captions:
    “When the captions say st. Patty’s day instead of st. Patty’s day”
    Me: srly captions?

  • @yudo-
    @yudo- Před 3 lety +4

    Jack: what us a ghost gonna do? move my furniture no
    Ghost from cuphead: OoOoOoO iM gOiNg To GeT yOu

  • @SurotaOnishi
    @SurotaOnishi Před 4 lety +516

    Jack does giveaway
    *Immediately feels bad that there's only one winner cause he doesn't want to make anyone feel bad*

    • @anomaloustick4471
      @anomaloustick4471 Před 4 lety +4

      AlienZGamer dude stop

    • @mrpanda6602
      @mrpanda6602 Před 4 lety +1

      AlienZGamer dude I got you

    • @kayleighstevenson
      @kayleighstevenson Před 4 lety +5

      We love our sweet wholesome Irish boi

    • @LisaRay-GhostQueen
      @LisaRay-GhostQueen Před 4 lety +2

      @AlienZGamer Sub to PhaserFelix instead, He at least make thumbnails & edit his videos. And is one of my favo small yt + Captainsauce tho he is growing faaast.

    • @H1storyRemembers
      @H1storyRemembers Před 4 lety

      AlienZGamer sure

  • @pengun8683
    @pengun8683 Před 4 lety +306

    Sean: Did you misspell “misspelles”? I’m gonna have to deduce points.
    Me: ...Deduce points? ...Deduct points.

  • @connor7036
    @connor7036 Před rokem +1

    @12:00 "I know how much people love TT's" lol good one 😂

  • @Freak80MC
    @Freak80MC Před 2 lety +2

    2:06 That's genuinely really fucking hard to read even without colour blindness. Had to stare at it a good few seconds and reeeally concentrate to see it.

  • @ducky2379
    @ducky2379 Před 4 lety +107

    If someone bit my skull, I’d be more worried as to how they unhinged their jaw enough to fit their mouth around my cranium like some horrid human-snake monster.

    • @savannahchurch2312
      @savannahchurch2312 Před 4 lety +14

      WAS THAT THE BITE OF '87!!!

    • @dianamaioru497
      @dianamaioru497 Před 4 lety +2

      They suddenly become.... *an ANACONDA.*

    • @youremom5386
      @youremom5386 Před 4 lety +1

      That'd be pretty hot ngl.

    • @ducky2379
      @ducky2379 Před 4 lety

      You're Mom That’d better be a lie

    • @youremom5386
      @youremom5386 Před 4 lety +1

      @@ducky2379 Nothing arouses me more than the thought of getting my skull bitten into.

  • @aa_batterybloomin1305
    @aa_batterybloomin1305 Před 4 lety +275

    Jack is literally the sweetest person ever, like "I'm sorry to everyone else who wasn't pick" THATS WHAT HAPPENS WITH GIVEAWAYS BUT HES STILL SO SWEET

  • @chaosbuilder1531
    @chaosbuilder1531 Před 2 lety

    "Im pocket sized for your convenience"
    Kidnappers: Why thank you

  • @rufu7992
    @rufu7992 Před 3 lety +4

    2:03 😂😂😂😂😂 They shall never know. We go at dawn! 😂😂😂😂

  • @VaguelyCanadian
    @VaguelyCanadian Před 4 lety +277

    Her: "What's meme time?"
    "What's PMA?"
    "Who's Jacksepticeye?"
    Me: Do you have 90 minutes?

  • @MrFujin
    @MrFujin Před 4 lety +63

    The world: In a virus crisis
    Jack: *ItS mEmE TiMe*

  • @fallenwolf3286
    @fallenwolf3286 Před 3 lety +5

    we must rise against the color blind!
    me: THAT D LOOKS LIKE A O!!!!!

  • @huskybotie1552
    @huskybotie1552 Před 3 lety +62

    We must rise against the colour blind!
    That’s what it said

    • @Islalovesbluey
      @Islalovesbluey Před 3 lety +1

      Oh yeah i thought it was again at but now i see against

    • @haddenquebedeaux9546
      @haddenquebedeaux9546 Před 3 lety

      Thank you

    • @glasheaknight1677
      @glasheaknight1677 Před 3 lety

      Yup...

    • @naritruwireve1381
      @naritruwireve1381 Před 3 lety +1

      is it easy for people with perfect vision to read the message? I found it a bit difficult and couldn't make out some of the words, although I have no clue if that's normal or something else..

    • @blackdragon2519
      @blackdragon2519 Před 3 lety

      @@naritruwireve1381 if you're serious about not being able to read it easily or at all, it changes from being a little difficult to read to being really easy to read

  • @timtayntor7386
    @timtayntor7386 Před 4 lety +410

    Jack: “I’m massive”
    Also jack: “you’re much tinier than I’d expected”

  • @Eriss_Khaos
    @Eriss_Khaos Před 4 lety +260

    Jack: I am pocket sized.
    Me smol brain: wait men’s pockets or women’s pockets?

    • @LaxJack
      @LaxJack Před 4 lety +19

      Men's, if he was women's pockets sized he would need a fucking microscope to record himself.
      I still don't understand why they make pockets that small, and sometimes they are fake just for looks.

    • @bustermads
      @bustermads Před 4 lety +10

      if its womens, he doesnt exist because pockets on women pants dont exist

    • @makksymus
      @makksymus Před 4 lety +6

      I think you mean man's pocket size or non-existing

    • @nyalpiers7203
      @nyalpiers7203 Před 4 lety +1

      Looolol

    • @cypherware1553
      @cypherware1553 Před 4 lety +4

      Women’s pockets don’t exist

  • @jaybullfannumber1
    @jaybullfannumber1 Před 3 lety +1

    2:06 what it says:(We must rise amongst the color blino!) That's what it says.

  • @m..h.6344
    @m..h.6344 Před 3 lety +1

    I'm red-green color blind.
    To see that dam message I had to: 1) wait until jack changed the pic a bit, 2) use a color blind filter on my laptop, and 3) put a color blind filter on my phone and take a picture of it...
    Definitely not worth it.

  • @Scorchlette
    @Scorchlette Před 4 lety +343

    Sean: "I can't read this."
    Us: "E N E M Y S P O T T E D."

    • @JudahWest2706
      @JudahWest2706 Před 4 lety +18

      We rise at dawn

    • @deadlord147
      @deadlord147 Před 4 lety +19

      ENEMY MUST BE KILLED BY BITING INTO HIS/HER SKULL

    • @torgishness
      @torgishness Před 4 lety +6

      Read this and saw your profile pic while play Risk of Rain 2 lmao

    • @Quambo1_
      @Quambo1_ Před 4 lety +6

      Funtime Freddy shhh

    • @JudahWest2706
      @JudahWest2706 Před 4 lety +3

      @@ricevariety2971 we no tell you

  • @kpopgamer4369
    @kpopgamer4369 Před 4 lety +271

    Jack: "I can't read this.
    Me: "Target confirmed."
    March 10th was 69 days in? Well it was also Mario day.

  • @stilesisnotneurotypical
    @stilesisnotneurotypical Před 3 lety +3

    Jack: changes the colourblind one so we can see it
    Me: is blue/grey colourblind, now can't see shit.

  • @piggybank8177
    @piggybank8177 Před 4 lety +118

    "We Must Rise Against Color Blind!"
    Me: ...

    • @thatguythatvibes1469
      @thatguythatvibes1469 Před 4 lety

      I'm colorblind

    • @MickeyMouseTHEONE
      @MickeyMouseTHEONE Před 4 lety +1

      Me:...
      I didn't see anything beyond ME MUST. My brain just guessed and I saw something that looked like "WE MUST NURSE _______ ___ __________"

    • @piggybank8177
      @piggybank8177 Před 4 lety

      @@thatguythatvibes1469 Oh, Im sorry.

    • @RaifuEnthusiast
      @RaifuEnthusiast Před 4 lety +2

      You can't be colorblind if you're just regular blind

    • @razzmatazz6125
      @razzmatazz6125 Před 4 lety +1

      Me: *laughs evilly in normal colour vision*

  • @gaspshichat
    @gaspshichat Před 4 lety +350

    Someone pinched me on St. Paddy's Day, and I automatically blurted, "My hitman fingers are tingling," and just stared at the person before walking away help it was my grandmother

  • @woopsydaisy8244
    @woopsydaisy8244 Před 3 lety +3

    me:
    *Looks around with my Tritanope colourblindness*
    "well no duh"

  • @ms.queenexplosionmurder2852

    “We must rise against the color blind” that’s what the colorful dots said...

  • @SaraSuba1
    @SaraSuba1 Před 4 lety +459

    Country:shuts down
    School:shuts down
    Non-gamer school kids:awww, I won't see my friends
    Gamers:it's our time to shine!

    • @mossdrawsstuff
      @mossdrawsstuff Před 4 lety +1

      this needs to be top comment 🤣

    • @user-yn2jm9ew2u
      @user-yn2jm9ew2u Před 4 lety +5

      I only have friends through the internet so this is an epic win.

    • @natesparrow6271
      @natesparrow6271 Před 4 lety

      I am a donkey nice name

    • @user-yn2jm9ew2u
      @user-yn2jm9ew2u Před 4 lety

      @@natesparrow6271 thanks I guess I was nicknamed donkey once back in the day-

    • @izzi5630
      @izzi5630 Před 4 lety +1

      Shadow Games WOOP WOOP GAMERS!!!

  • @HyperShadow42
    @HyperShadow42 Před 4 lety +442

    Captions: st Patty’s day
    Jack: *loads shotgun in Irish*

  • @Bio987
    @Bio987 Před 3 lety +2

    the colorblind part said "we must rise against the colorblind!"

    • @connie_roy
      @connie_roy Před 3 lety

      I could not read that but I’m not color blind lol

  • @americanspartanlsh5077

    Jack when he says,
    Ghosts, it so much.
    Little did he know a game about 6 months later would change that viewpoint for him.

  • @canigetsubscriberwithout-hk1ei

    Everyone: *Chilling in quiteness..*
    Jacksepticeye: when he is not sick anymore: WOOOO WAKE UP EVERYONE DING DING DING!!

    • @thegenisis7046
      @thegenisis7046 Před 4 lety +1

      LOL

    • @markfoshci8199
      @markfoshci8199 Před 4 lety

      Man you don't need any videos to get that amount of subscribers with Roblox and Mario, let them come to you

    • @sam-man9064
      @sam-man9064 Před 4 lety +2

      Bro I am quite chilling

    • @YoutuberGrudge
      @YoutuberGrudge Před 4 lety

      THE HJONKING HAS RETURNED BROTHERS!

  • @chippy82577
    @chippy82577 Před 4 lety +56

    "That doesn't mean you have to beat down something else," he says as I'm in my room, wacking this lump of clay with a ruler to try and get the shape I want...
    Little things like this I find so funny.

  • @ethanfowler1752
    @ethanfowler1752 Před 3 lety +2

    12:15 does that name sound familiar? 😭. May be rest in peace as his ice castle remained shelteredless by any other polar bear in Minecraft.

  • @KulpaandKang
    @KulpaandKang Před 3 lety

    BRO that pee break WAS a core memory for me! It was when I first started watching the channel I was a little unsure about Jack because he was very intense back then and I was just on the verge of starting to warm up to him and that moment solidified everything. 14 year old me was literally belly laughing for 20 minutes and then Jack came back on and continued playing the game like it was nothing. That moment started it all and now I watch Jack to help me get through anxiety when it starts to flare up as a now 18 year old. Funny how things happen huh?

  • @aarongoss5566
    @aarongoss5566 Před 4 lety +171

    *sean touches his face* Sean: “I’m aware I’m not supposed to touch my face
    Me: *already touching my face*

    • @flubble2473
      @flubble2473 Před 4 lety +5

      At this moment I slammed my hand on my face then regretted it

    • @flubble2473
      @flubble2473 Před 4 lety

      @@fearmaker1743 You probably didn't hit your nose then x)

    • @flubble2473
      @flubble2473 Před 4 lety

      @@fearmaker1743 ok then x')

  • @Lightmagician60
    @Lightmagician60 Před 4 lety +406

    Jack: "use reddit responsibly"
    Redditors: (kicks r/noahgettheboat under the rug) "yup i'm innocent"

    • @evalig871
      @evalig871 Před 4 lety +16

      Lightmagician60 (kick r/makemesuffer into the basement) 100% innocent

    • @cyborgshark8079
      @cyborgshark8079 Před 4 lety +13

      (sets r/yiffinhell on fire) yes definitely

    • @sophieceleste4771
      @sophieceleste4771 Před 4 lety +6

      (throws r/insaneparents out of the window)

    • @QyfieK
      @QyfieK Před 4 lety +4

      Zenon64 Makemesuffer has NOTHING on noahgettheboat and yiffinhell. It’s like Cursed Subreddit Lite

    • @PickledOnionRings84
      @PickledOnionRings84 Před 4 lety +4

      (Throws r/antivax into the gas chamber) I'm innocent!

  • @user-sn6id8ko6u
    @user-sn6id8ko6u Před 3 lety

    Jack: u dont have to hate on something to like something
    Also Jack: I WILL SEND A HITMAN!!

  • @alext3143
    @alext3143 Před 3 lety +2

    'we must rise against the colon buno!' is what I read 😂

  • @therearealpacas
    @therearealpacas Před 4 lety +422

    * Jack saying he wants to give back*
    Jack. Isn’t your whole channel.. giving back?

  • @Nasrul260
    @Nasrul260 Před 4 lety +538

    Jack: **does Youtooz giveaway**
    Everyone: **starts down voting each other**
    Jack: _"no, this is not how you play the game!"_

    • @bhavyashah8015
      @bhavyashah8015 Před 4 lety +23

      I just felt sad when I saw that people really did that. Smh

    • @shot-gi6mr
      @shot-gi6mr Před 4 lety +10

      @Epic Gamer Mmmmhmmm *selfish

    • @giahuynguyenkim6389
      @giahuynguyenkim6389 Před 4 lety +1

      SEAN PLZ PLAY LETHAL LEAGUE BLAZE

    • @orfanclub6288
      @orfanclub6288 Před 4 lety +1

      Nasrul The Bunny WHY ISNT IT THE BITE OF 87

    • @orfanclub6288
      @orfanclub6288 Před 4 lety +2

      Nasrul The Bunny pssss go see RTGameCrowd next live to see more jack

  • @jinxx4655
    @jinxx4655 Před 3 lety +1

    2:06
    It says "We must rise against the color-blind!....."

  • @Gabstermi
    @Gabstermi Před 3 lety +2

    The video: If you can't read this you're color blind
    The People who can't read: Whaaa...???

  • @ZAli-jt9es
    @ZAli-jt9es Před 4 lety +240

    Jacksepticeye: If you can't read this you are colourblind.
    Michael Scott: I am Collar Blind.

  • @Shiningstar6477
    @Shiningstar6477 Před 4 lety +63

    Jack: I'm short
    Me: and your Irish
    Also me: You're a Leprechaun

  • @ixpho857
    @ixpho857 Před 3 lety +1

    The color blind thing says: we must rise against the color blind!

  • @thegreatnuggetknight9177
    @thegreatnuggetknight9177 Před 3 lety +1

    British: *reads title*
    *unholy british screaming*

  • @softbleak7173
    @softbleak7173 Před 4 lety +238

    Jack: “I wanna like, give back in a way.”
    All of us: just appreciating his existence and all agreeing him being here and okay is enough for us to begin with since we all genuinely enjoy his humor and personality

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 Před 4 lety +9

      Because he's absolutely right about all of us around the world needing a good laugh. ❤

  • @The_Phoenyx
    @The_Phoenyx Před 4 lety +258

    Jack: Is that the bite of 87?!
    Me: ok.... ITS THE BITE OF 87

    • @Blue_Darkness7
      @Blue_Darkness7 Před 3 lety

      I don't get it

    • @Blue_Darkness7
      @Blue_Darkness7 Před 3 lety +1

      What's so funny about this?

    • @slinder1236
      @slinder1236 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Blue_Darkness7 Paddy Fitzpatrick bites peoples skulls. (I dont think it would be funny to you-)

    • @_.Midnight_Moon._
      @_.Midnight_Moon._ Před 3 lety +3

      @@slinder1236 I get it bc Chris afton had his frontal lobe bitten of from Fredbear

    • @palecross6359
      @palecross6359 Před 3 lety

      ???

  • @ehhhhhh1885
    @ehhhhhh1885 Před 3 lety +3

    5:02 I praactically died at this part--

  • @ejp1232
    @ejp1232 Před 3 lety +1

    2:17
    I could tell what it said the whole time. Btw it said we must rise against the color blind!

  • @geodove5340
    @geodove5340 Před 4 lety +90

    “Gather all your friends”
    Me dialing up all my different email accounts: OI ITS MEME TIME!!

  • @dominoplayz1761
    @dominoplayz1761 Před 4 lety +116

    Jack: The virus that should not be named.....My recommended, plague inc .

    • @polycatmagic1236
      @polycatmagic1236 Před 4 lety +3

      You should see the"new books" section at my library 😂 it's literally overrun!

  • @eevee_awsom2631
    @eevee_awsom2631 Před 3 lety +20

    Jack the colorblind thing said "WE MUST RISE AGAINST THE COLORBLIND"

  • @AnimatedDude420
    @AnimatedDude420 Před 3 lety +1

    Naughty naughty jack, we can't do that with the cops around-

  • @mythicrienanimations8593
    @mythicrienanimations8593 Před 4 lety +96

    People: *pick on Jack for his colorblindness*
    Jack: "F--K OFF"

    • @devinkolka8002
      @devinkolka8002 Před 4 lety +1

      WEIRDmythical Human
      People: Pick on KSI’s Forehead.
      KSI: ok f**k you guys

  • @lisas3205
    @lisas3205 Před 4 lety +330

    Coronavirus: *exists*
    The world: "stay inside, don't meet up with people, stop the dicease from spreading."
    Jackiboi: "Gather all your friends, it's meme time!!

    • @loveydove4621
      @loveydove4621 Před 4 lety

      YESS

    • @ea6345
      @ea6345 Před 4 lety

      Ha

    • @FeatherBlade_X
      @FeatherBlade_X Před 4 lety +18

      Gather all your friends in a video call and screen share
      Stay safe and meme responsibly

    • @jamessamolis7128
      @jamessamolis7128 Před 4 lety +2

      You must have Coronavirus cuz you misspelled "disease"

    • @ItsHealz
      @ItsHealz Před 4 lety +1

      Please stop talking about the Coronavirus

  • @GamerBear-cf8ul
    @GamerBear-cf8ul Před 3 lety +1

    The giant robotic eye thing looks like one of Symmetra's turrets from overwatch.

  • @derpychicken7598
    @derpychicken7598 Před 3 lety +1

    5:05 I love that one

  • @aspen5680
    @aspen5680 Před 4 lety +44

    Jack: *The virus that shall not be named*
    Me: *Boomer remover*

  • @Elite_Trainer
    @Elite_Trainer Před 4 lety +160

    Plot twist: Jacksepticeye youtooz is the hitman