Breaking Down My "Tech Bro" Lifestyle
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- čas přidán 7. 09. 2024
- The Tech Bro Purity Test kinda cooked me. I guess y'all have to see it too
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S/O Ph4se0n3 for the awesome edit 🙏
Also Ben Davis kinda cooked me on the thumbnail ngl
"your programmer ex-boyfriend is watching my youtube videos" makes me feel bad for watching your videos.
"If you played a game for a month it's a phase" people have me deeply questioning how people play games lol. 100% got where you were coming from.
Skateboarding is at the same level as bouldering
Longboarding yes. Street skating absolutely the hell not.
Absolutely not, street skateboarding is one of the most difficult and dangerous sports there is and excelling in it requires immense time and effort let alone pain and injuries. I've been doing it for over 13 years daily and I'm still not at my top level. Saying it's the same as bouldering is misleading since bouldering doesn't have any danger or fear factor (At least not in the same realm), not saying it's not hard though, you can challenge yourself in any discipline obviously. But the most important lessons you learn from skateboarding is to overcome your fears, learn how to fall properly (From a flight of 10 stairs repeatedly for 50 times for instance), to become comfortable in uncomfortable situations and how to stand up for and defend yourself
In what way?
@@t3dotgg fair enough, I suppose it is more cool than bouldering but still pretty hipster/broish. But take this with a grain of salt though. I have 0 balance and may be a little jelly 😄
Completely disagree!
defending the popular thing is often contrarian. it is popular to hate on the popular
I hate that you’re right
@@t3dotgg No I say he is wrong and you are wrong also🤣
surprised they didn't add "write all your tweets in lower case"
What's with the relationship/hook up questions? This feels like it was created by a virgin
It's almost like it was based off of something else as a joke.
"I really don't want to but I guess I have a fiduciary responsibility to go to a Singles in Tech event"
youre prob the only skater with a bedframe
Fun little run about what you dared to do :D
Didn't expect so much personal questions in tech bro test? Why they are fishing for personal stuff so much?
Pretending to want to check as few boxes as possible but actually wanting to check as many boxes as possible is pure comedy. A career in tech as opposed to one in acting was the correct move lol
I really understand the Outer Wilds obsession
14:37 Aged Poorly 😭😭
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Theo being one of the most agile developers hates agile. I wonder why.
Lol thats 100% a league phase. also didn't care about ranked but arbitrarily grinded to gold for no reason.... theres a difference between having a phase in a game and nolifing a game i know a lot of league no lifers but thats not a phase its a diagnostic criteria for depression or masochism
Talking about company merch and not talking about Serokell is crazy. Hardest tech company shirts I know.
ngl, i've see you BAN people (or almost ban people) from your channel for criticizing you, so not sure you were very honest on that question lol.
other than that, fair takes
lcd soudsystem has been back together longer than they were apart. sadly they have not released any new music since 2017 :(
And they haven't released any good music since 2010 :(
like only for producthunt take
04:12 turning down a free standing desk is very stupid tbh, i mean you don't have to use it, it works as a normal desk too and if you maybe need/want to stand it is available
also working from couch is a bad idea, very bad for back and neck
Wait! Theo is named his cat after James Murphy... Hell yeah... Go LCD Soundsystem.
I got an 89...
it must be the higher the score the less you are a "tech bro", because i only checked like 4 boxes lol
I too, got an 89, and I also checked only a handful of boxes. Weird quiz.
I looked at the JS because usually these purity quizzes come with a pithy message and I thought maybe something was bugged. The exact line that calculates the score is `const score = 100 - checkboxes.length;` so yeah, high score = less boxes checked.
i work on my couch too. wireless kb/touchpad, PC hooked up to the 65" tshirt.
I scored 99. If only I hadn't used notion.
67 but I was stretching to get some of them.
Theo: "I am not a contrarian I like the popular thing"
Also Theo: "I think Naval is overrated"
Didn't realize being romantically(?) active is part of the tech bro stereotype. Unless I misunderstood?
ehh it's more "weird techbro creep" vibes in that test imo
YC's CZcams videos are actually fire.
I only selected 2 options........ got a 96.
Given the news, when was this filmed? 14:37
the only reason i go bouldering is because theres a gym very close to my house!!!!!!
Theo acts, talks and looks like Captain Jack Rackham from Black Sails!!!
My Minecraft phase lasted from 1.8 beta to 1.8 release. Like, 10 years or so
I WASN'T FAMILIAR WITH THEO'S GAME 😭
The test is flawed.
I'm here and I've scored 93!
More of a queer techie thing, but the most techbro type thing ive done is got my ex-gf a job via referrals. Twice.
Is the average of Prime and Theo 69? Niicee!
I got an 80, I'm deeply offended.
wait theo i didn’t know you were neurodivergent!!!
wait... you're on th spectrum?
I did not expect that.
I got a score of 86. Does this mean I'm 86% pure or not pure?
15:11 woah, TIL i guess lol
17:17 grow a pair and just tell her you'll cover this one
You’re definitely not a tech „bro“, my guy
hilarious 🎉🎉🎉
Tests😅😅
I thereby testify my witness of the 69 likes mark
Ok
I beat you with 1 points.
i got 90 :D
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@t3dotgg maybe at least try to sound a bit humble and modest? your grandiosity getting more and more noticeable ..
This site is coocoo
I checked only 3 boxes and got 97 loll
The score is based on unchecked, it is a purity test.
@@t3dotgg im dumb