@the-dn3zw a 3d scan of your entire face versus a years old photo of you in black and white 320x480... big difference buddy, but yes, photo id does help to identify you
Will we really care in the end? Especially if it’s better than reality? Who would care? It would feel real to you and it will feel real to everyone else around you, and those who may not be actually real will feel real. It’s easy to trick the brain, especially with the stuff it likes. It’s some crazy shit to think about but we are getting closer every day.
Dammit. POVs woulda hit different Edit: y’all I was just joking 😭 you need to keep replying. Every time I open up CZcams I just get notifications that are associated with porn 😂😂😂
What is with ANDROID fan boys off all people thinking Apple is insecure and sells your info when your entire os is made by Google which just went through a lawsuit about that same thing
@@liu3chan "hey, It's me, the president. Launch dem nukes." *"Uh, you need to say the pass code in order for us to know that it is really you"* "Uh... I forgot it, I'll turn on the camera to prove that it is really me" **downloads the president's model onto his Apple Vision** "There, see? It's me, the president. Now launch dem nukes"
@@liu3chan Because banking, social security and practically everything else is moving towards using them, yet we are allowing companies that have had huge breaches and leaked millions of people's data to collect and store the information.
And crying, cuz they knew many people would believe them at face value, My local radio was even going on about it reading your mind to know what hand movement you were doing even when hidden… (It absolutely doesn’t! It has to have direct views of your hand to compute your control, just like the quest hand tracking)
Apple is a playground for toddlers and karens. You can't access the good stuff, just the stuff your mom says you have at phone. (Obligatory joke) "Mom I want a quest" Mom: "We have a quest at home" *Quest at home*
@@sammyall9091 yes, you can download many different web browsers, you can even put add blocks and other extensions, It even supports sideloading so you can really use about anything at your risk…
Man all the other VR sets know whats what and can run pron on them. For that amount of money they better do. And the pron industry was among the first to adop the technology.
Me and my friend Victor predicted this when vr first came out and our friend gerry called us idiots. Ima find that mf on Facebook and send him this. Who's the idiot now 😂
"Thank you, we have sold body scans of you to AI companies and to all foreign governments.. don't piss us off, we now own your voice and likeness, so go buy more Apple products like a good piggy"
"Thank you for your facial scan. Unfortunately, we already had it when we installed surveillance cameras with this feature everywhere 10 years ago. But now we also know what your tongue looks like so we can sell it to ... I don't know ... dentists?"
Man mine broke ( should not have bought a used damaged one) I am waiting on my quest one( that for some reason no longer wants to connect to my pc unless I use my tiny obtick fibers cable…) until my big screen beyond finally arrives… can’t wait!
That really feels like that weird program they talk about in the Mandela catalog the alternates use. to steal your face. Also, does anybody get the cyberpunk 2077 vibes from the face cam?
in less than a single generation we've gone from "I'll never give this tech my personal information" to "let me allow this easily hackable software to get my face and voice print." Yeah when the robots take over I'll be glad.
@@sammyall9091 looking pretty…. For 3500$…. Wow! Ya quest 3 is better, or if you have the money for this you can use the same amount for a PCVR combo you even got many good choice…
That's the most normal looking one I've seen honestly
Same
Yup
It actually looks good like what hahahaha
Ye
It's because his hair is tied in a bun. Long hair not tied up looks horrible
all that money and you can't watch porn on it?😂
Such a Shame.. then what is it actually for?? 🤔
APPLE BE LIKE you'll have to pay 600dollars extra for option to watch porn
There’s gotta be a way, there’s GOTTA
Buy a quest, that does porn
No, you can lol
Thing just politely nabbed a perfect facial profile for the feds.
Wait until you find out about driver licenses
@the-dn3zw a 3d scan of your entire face versus a years old photo of you in black and white 320x480... big difference buddy, but yes, photo id does help to identify you
I'm glad one other person agrees that this is too much now
@@the-dn3zw ha my DL is 10+ years old lol
you think fucking apple sells your data to the police? that's like turning yourself in. no, they just sell to the highest bidder
porn works on the quest 3 (don't ask how I know)
Yea basically any other vr headset can do porn, the vision pro is just hella locked down.
@@astropenguin5448 Including the Vision Pro. Just open the web browser and you’re one search away.
not gonna lie i have extreme doubts that it doesn't work, i'm not paying way too much money to figure it out but i have doubts@@astropenguin5448
ya it works on quest 2 too (my uhh friend tried it)
@@joshuamatthews9399yea me too I know his friend and he told me…
The questions we were really wondering finally answered
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People are going to be in a meeting on zoom, watching a Netflix documentary, playing raid shadow legends and hooked straight into the adrenachrome tap
Nothing wrong with that
@@apapz3245do you not know what adrenochrome is?
@@AllHailPlankton7 yes it’s what keeps me going, a few kids may have to sacrifice but that’s the cycle of life my friend
Oh come on, the sheep don't get the good drugs. We're the ones who get harvested.
no netflix on vision pro
“See it?” 😂
Bro casually just gave Apple a high-res face scan.
Slowly being imprisoned in a cyberpunk dystopia, willfully marching towards imprisonment of the mind
It be like that tho
The fact that he said "Chrome. Chrome. Gimme Chrome." Makes this pretty funny
Will we really care in the end? Especially if it’s better than reality? Who would care? It would feel real to you and it will feel real to everyone else around you, and those who may not be actually real will feel real. It’s easy to trick the brain, especially with the stuff it likes. It’s some crazy shit to think about but we are getting closer every day.
Dawg people can't use this for porn I'd be surprised if people still use this in 2025
Mate when you die you get reincarnated, you can enjoy this life a little
Yet another reason the quest is better LMAO
It’s not for gaming how can you make that comparison 😂
Quest is a completely different device
@@doorknob7935you should be able to use the vision pro for whatever, it's a shame it's not a windows device, then it would actually be useful
@@doorknob7935you can watch porn on the quest
@@doorknob7935yeah the vision pro doesn’t do anything that a phone cant
"corn doesn't work-" ....yeah, even if you bought it after selling your life away, you gotta return it after that 💀
“It’s me CM Punk”
My brain: 🎶 look in my eyyyyyyyes, what do you see… 🎶
The "its not a toy. it's a productivity device. " guys would be devastated after finding out it can't do the one thing they bought it for
“How’s it doin” 🧐😂😂
The ft is the only feature that my quest two doesn’t have
Dammit. POVs woulda hit different
Edit: y’all I was just joking 😭 you need to keep replying. Every time I open up CZcams I just get notifications that are associated with porn 😂😂😂
Bro vr porn has been around
Just get a Quest 3 buddy
it's 10x cheaper and works with porn.
He's lying. It works for porn
You can literally do it with any phone.
Porn if for men and their vr headsets like God intended
How amyone would trust Apple of all companys with THAT level of information about themselves is beyond anything i could ever comprehend 😂
It's no different then an iPhone. How do you think face unlock works?
What is with ANDROID fan boys off all people thinking Apple is insecure and sells your info when your entire os is made by Google which just went through a lawsuit about that same thing
This is such a huge security problem with them collecting that much information on facial recognition and biometrics.
Why?
@@liu3chan "hey, It's me, the president. Launch dem nukes."
*"Uh, you need to say the pass code in order for us to know that it is really you"*
"Uh... I forgot it, I'll turn on the camera to prove that it is really me"
**downloads the president's model onto his Apple Vision**
"There, see? It's me, the president. Now launch dem nukes"
@@liu3chan Because banking, social security and practically everything else is moving towards using them, yet we are allowing companies that have had huge breaches and leaked millions of people's data to collect and store the information.
When did apple start telling me i cant watch hentai 😂
Most honest review
I love how Apple acted like they are so ahead of their time.
Meanwhile the oculus quest users were laughing at them.
And crying, cuz they knew many people would believe them at face value,
My local radio was even going on about it reading your mind to know what hand movement you were doing even when hidden…
(It absolutely doesn’t! It has to have direct views of your hand to compute your control, just like the quest hand tracking)
nice giving the overlords free face scans!
Yes, can't download Chrome or any Google products. It's an apple product. Doesn't support a whole lot.
Just an overpriced toy in my opinion
an overprices toy that doesn't even play proper games... just pointless.
And thats why we get the meta quest 😂
The whole reason it exists is to be a DEVELOPER’S TOOL. Not for games, for app development.
@@GarrettAD60 Oh, yeah. The big demographic of app developers. 73% of them are Android developers, by the way.
Bro the iPhone supports all of the google suite, it’s new and so Google hasn’t been ported yet, some of you are on another level of stupid
Wtf i thought it was schlatt before he removed it😭
They captured him.
Hey cm punk 😂
Bro looking like the Tron: Legacy version of himself lmao
Bruh NerveGear prototype lookin wild
Best scan i seen. I think because your in good lighting lol.
We are getting so close to ready player one.
So many red flags for this device 😂
It just made you do a control sensitivity check
Cypher, cause of Cypher Ult 😂
We're having a youngified Kevin Flynn with this one
Somebody is gonna jailbreak it😂
This has to be the biggest tech gimmick of the decade.
That’s how they make the videos for rio da young OG🤣
Apple is a playground for toddlers and karens.
You can't access the good stuff, just the stuff your mom says you have at phone.
(Obligatory joke)
"Mom I want a quest"
Mom: "We have a quest at home"
*Quest at home*
Wait I can experience the hub on a quest??? 😅😮
@@sammyall9091why wouldnt you?
@@sammyall9091even if you're not a degenerate you gotta watch at least one 😂 it's a whole new world out there.
@@sammyall9091 yes, you can download many different web browsers, you can even put add blocks and other extensions,
It even supports sideloading so you can really use about anything at your risk…
He'll wonder why in 6 months he's in a Disney commercial
Okay, that's pretty wild
Damn it almost buy one
another reason the quest 3 is so much better
I wasn't getting apple pros already but hearing you can access porn is even more of a deal breaker.
That's why we use oculus quest, it allows us to access any website
Whit add block even…
Personally I more of pc vr user myself though.
This gives major self surveillance vibes 😮
I feel like i hear him everywhere
That’s honestly sick
FaceTime about to get a lot steamier
Man all the other VR sets know whats what and can run pron on them. For that amount of money they better do. And the pron industry was among the first to adop the technology.
He knew what i was thinking (O) _ (O)
When that capture data is leaked he's gonna be a deep fake blackmail victim all day every day 😂
We are closer to the Nerve Gear
Bro it’s like a holo call from cyberpunk
Gee, I didn't realize there was a sequel to Detroit: Become Human.
The one sentence that ruined sales "P*rn doesnt work on here"
Wow, the scanned character even has the tongue lol
Bro i am not giving apple a full detailed scan of my face complete with different expressions and angles.
Me and my friend Victor predicted this when vr first came out and our friend gerry called us idiots. Ima find that mf on Facebook and send him this. Who's the idiot now 😂
Capture complete yes it is
*Face identification granted* "CIA" yeeeeaaa boooyyy👏
I’m good with the oculus😂
I know I shouldn't be surprised people bought this iCrap but lol oh dear wonders never cease.
Ya soo many better options…
I'd try to do the settings wrong so I look 🤪
Followed by a confirmation email. Your new clone will be shipped in 6 months.
You have to do the halo calibration
Lmao insane
Nice now they got you for facial recognition. Best not fuck up now.
What do you mean? Facial recognition was part of every security camera 10 years ago.
Get that meta quest bro. They got a web browser.
And you can put extensions
oh it works, if you are motivated enough =)
bro doing halo camera calibration
A missed opportunity!!
and some people really are scared of the goverment having you face and finger prints xD
Soon im moving away and becoming a hermit in the great Canadian north
Drake videos would be a good alternative 💀
pft so cute
No porn? There goes the selling point 😂
Ya, at least its 3D pov camera, they apparently have, can make the thing… but even then it’s soo overpriced…
$3499.00 USD and you too can look like a PS3 model person in facetime calls
U can on vr lmao😂
Apple gonna come with the new add on “iBust” coming soon
lmaoo apple faps
The chinese thank you for the face scan.
Something something Black Mirror
"Thank you, we have sold body scans of you to AI companies and to all foreign governments.. don't piss us off, we now own your voice and likeness, so go buy more Apple products like a good piggy"
"Thank you for your facial scan. Unfortunately, we already had it when we installed surveillance cameras with this feature everywhere 10 years ago. But now we also know what your tongue looks like so we can sell it to ... I don't know ... dentists?"
@@liu3chan lol thank god I knew about the FBI owning the patents to snapchat's facial tech and never used it
*laughs in valve index*
Man mine broke ( should not have bought a used damaged one)
I am waiting on my quest one( that for some reason no longer wants to connect to my pc unless I use my tiny obtick fibers cable…) until my big screen beyond finally arrives… can’t wait!
That really feels like that weird program they talk about in the Mandela catalog the alternates use. to steal your face. Also, does anybody get the cyberpunk 2077 vibes from the face cam?
Watch out for this guy as an AI generated extra in the future
in less than a single generation we've gone from "I'll never give this tech my personal information" to "let me allow this easily hackable software to get my face and voice print."
Yeah when the robots take over I'll be glad.
Porn works on the Oculus headsets though.
Pft stands no chance when skynet takes over.
I thought this was going to be a joke about how good apple vison was not an actual video
Anyone else move their head along with him?
Damn it, just give us the option instead of making us have to go onto sketchy websites to do it anyway
You can’t watch existing VR content that’s not downloaded through their app atm.
So that how they go about blocking it, scumy as frik
Giving up your face scan for free
"Give me all of your government information so we can use it against you when we want" okay
Read the agreement you signed about use of your likeness.
Who else forgot about the vision pro? 💀😂
Hope I will one day… I want to throw up every time I see some poor soul that wasted their money on this oculus quest wannabe…
you cant watch corn on that thing?
*order canceled*
Weird it wasn’t before but a understandable reason
Why does porn not work? fu$&ing apple babysitting?
Such a shame.. then what is it really for? 🤔
Apparently, pretending you are CM Punk.
@@sammyall9091 looking pretty…. For 3500$…. Wow!
Ya quest 3 is better, or if you have the money for this you can use the same amount for a PCVR combo you even got many good choice…
Yo, I kinda wanna see one of these for myself. Overpriced, kind of needless, but interesting
I'm just waiting for the goggles to say "gad damn your ugly"
Wow thank you for getting the porn part out of the way early. Taking that off the shopping list.