Extreme Cheapskates Teach Valuable Lessons

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  • čas přidán 21. 05. 2019
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  • @theguylivinginyourwalls
    @theguylivinginyourwalls Před 5 lety +4784

    "Where most people see a used condom, I see a balloon for my kid's birthday party!"

  • @ibdgonzo
    @ibdgonzo Před 5 lety +18846

    "I replaced my wife with a fleshlight. Not only does this save me 75,000 a year, but it quadruples my home defenses."

  • @Don_Monstro
    @Don_Monstro Před 4 lety +3257

    "Me and her were in a relationship..."
    *As she very passive aggressively wipes the kiss from her cheek*

  • @netherdominater9960
    @netherdominater9960 Před 4 lety +2784

    "This guy looks like Mario...if Luigi died right in front of him, and Peach completely just cut him off"

    • @akaiyoru2681
      @akaiyoru2681 Před 4 lety +58

      More like a Mario that stole the Precious from Gollum, becoming more and more deranged every second

    • @user-ko9jy4lk9u
      @user-ko9jy4lk9u Před 3 lety +5

      XD

    • @staggerlee2774
      @staggerlee2774 Před 3 lety +13

      This is one of the greatest insults I have ever heard!!!

    • @itisnotjustin
      @itisnotjustin Před 3 lety +3

      I saw this comment right when he said it. That was great.

    • @twodogsandadingo3331
      @twodogsandadingo3331 Před 3 lety

      @@itisnotjustin Same! Lmao

  • @monkeyinapanzer8805
    @monkeyinapanzer8805 Před 5 lety +4819

    >Extreme cheapskates
    >Going to movies on a apparently regular basis
    I’m sorry what?

    • @naniengine
      @naniengine Před 5 lety +139

      Was looking for a comment addressing this.

    • @theprogrammer32
      @theprogrammer32 Před 5 lety +435

      Literally every thing those videos show is fake and made up on the spot for shock value. He literally washes and dries paper towels to reuse them. Like, just get some hand towels. And the first guy also wasted precious tap water to not inly freeze his credit card, but also to thaw it out faster! And spraying coffee on your windows will make them grow mold, havent you seen an old coffee pot left out before?

    • @SublimeTool321
      @SublimeTool321 Před 5 lety +329

      I would agree it’s fake except my aunt was literally like these people when I lived with her. She literally picked through the garbage if I three something she wanted she hoards napkins would never throw out rotten food. That dude with the grapes at the beginning brough back shitty memories of telling my aunt the strawberries she gave me were literally fermenting and her telling me “they taste fine to me” ugh

    • @DaxterL
      @DaxterL Před 5 lety +206

      @@SublimeTool321 people underestimate people's degeneracy

    • @accountN6942
      @accountN6942 Před 5 lety +25

      No no no, he used a brick

  • @anthonysimpson01
    @anthonysimpson01 Před 5 lety +7237

    "People smuggle food into the movie theaters all the time"
    *pulls out banana*

    • @manabluerose
      @manabluerose Před 5 lety +168

      Your spongebob icon makes your comment 100x funnier.

    • @anthonysimpson01
      @anthonysimpson01 Před 5 lety +72

      @@manabluerose why thank ya i get that alot xD

    • @KSR3
      @KSR3 Před 5 lety +140

      pulls out banana out of his ass to save himself from microwaving it

    • @dillbill7152
      @dillbill7152 Před 5 lety +36

      Easiest item to hide. That's actually a good idea.

    • @DerVasto
      @DerVasto Před 5 lety +38

      @@dillbill7152 Not for women though, that looks suspicious.

  • @darthdragon117
    @darthdragon117 Před 3 lety +213

    The last guy is actually one of the better people on the show. He made the family a healthy, if unorthodox, dinner, gifts for everyone, and after finding loose change in the couch, gave it back,

  • @Yamezzzz
    @Yamezzzz Před 3 lety +273

    People on this show be like:
    "So I make my own window cleaner from tea, which saves me about $800 a week in window cleaner solution"

    • @torst3in
      @torst3in Před 2 lety +6

      @@lindales3959 nah, you want ashes (not grandma's, but wood) if you want proper window cleaners for "dirt cheap".

    • @massivecowbreakout7555
      @massivecowbreakout7555 Před 2 lety +1

      Or they could just not clean their windows lol

    • @Ashelybee
      @Ashelybee Před 2 lety +14

      "i removed all of the windows on my house so i don't have to clean them"

    • @WalterTheWalrus
      @WalterTheWalrus Před rokem

      But costs $1200 in tea

  • @williamfalls
    @williamfalls Před 5 lety +8447

    "Do you make your own deodorant?"
    "No."
    It was at this moment the man contemplates murder, but eventually doesn't because then he'd have to buy a shovel.

    • @theprogrammer32
      @theprogrammer32 Před 5 lety +246

      No he can dig with his hands, he just didnt want to waste the gas

    • @accountN6942
      @accountN6942 Před 5 lety +124

      @@theprogrammer32 no he could just walk, he didn't want to waste money on food to travel to dig with his hands

    • @tooedgyformebro2166
      @tooedgyformebro2166 Před 5 lety +213

      Eat the corpse to save money on food

    • @Dover939
      @Dover939 Před 5 lety +111

      @@tooedgyformebro2166 he didn't want to waste the oxygen converting the sugars to co2 and energy

    • @thearchitect5405
      @thearchitect5405 Před 4 lety +56

      @@Dover939 He didn't want to waste the time he could've spent digging in someone's trash

  • @N0pez
    @N0pez Před 5 lety +15879

    wait are you the guy from the hunger games
    edit: it’s been 3 years, the pain never ends

  • @Gekurotow
    @Gekurotow Před 4 lety +1411

    "A real cheapskape would make his own coke substitute out of and motor oil and corn starch" and what'd he make the motor oil out of? Ear wax and dandruff?

    • @stalepitachips322
      @stalepitachips322 Před 4 lety +52

      Skelebones he kills people for their bone juice

    • @nightmarechameleon7502
      @nightmarechameleon7502 Před 4 lety +7

      krokodil be like:

    • @volcanic9120
      @volcanic9120 Před 4 lety +49

      Charlie mentioned earlier in the video that he makes oil from corn starch and water so it would just be corn starch, water and more corn starch lmao

    • @gj4312
      @gj4312 Před 3 lety +8

      Corn starch and water, weren't you listening? Get with the program.

    • @frostdachshund9618
      @frostdachshund9618 Před 3 lety +1

      Coke and cheese

  • @Wrainen
    @Wrainen Před 3 lety +131

    "They say chivalry is dead" - and it is, he killed it with a brick

  • @rowanvandenheuvel7823
    @rowanvandenheuvel7823 Před 5 lety +1366

    Can confirm, I’ve been personally shot in a movie theatre by the staff for forgetting I had a skittle in my pocket

    • @an18yearoldmongolianguy
      @an18yearoldmongolianguy Před 5 lety +34

      Ryan Karuna Most likely.

    • @rowanvandenheuvel7823
      @rowanvandenheuvel7823 Před 5 lety +67

      Ryan Karuna yeah, the first few times it happened got me pretty good but I’ve built up an immunity to bullets now

    • @theprogrammer32
      @theprogrammer32 Před 5 lety +11

      @@rowanvandenheuvel7823 shit are you Russian?

    • @UknownAfrican
      @UknownAfrican Před 4 lety +1

      Bruh you forgot? Me and my cousin blatantly had soda and a shit ton of snacks in our crotchs lolz I’m surprised we didn’t get shot

    • @ingloriousMachina
      @ingloriousMachina Před 4 lety +6

      Rowan VandenHeuvel
      My boyfriend stashed 4 boxes of candy in his jacket and fucking sounded like a maraca when he walked.
      We have not died yet.

  • @GamingCentral80
    @GamingCentral80 Před 5 lety +2627

    From google,
    “Toilet flushing does use a lot of water, and putting something that takes up space in the tank means that less water will be used each time the tank refills after a flush, but putting a brick in the tank is NOT a good idea. A brick tends to crumble and might damage the toilet's flushing mechanism.”

    • @Critical_Stinking
      @Critical_Stinking Před 4 lety +416

      Use an engineering brick. They don't crumble like standard house bricks. Pro tip from a brick layer.

    • @vittocrazi
      @vittocrazi Před 4 lety +268

      @@Critical_Stinking or you can put a used water bottle

    • @Critical_Stinking
      @Critical_Stinking Před 4 lety +62

      @@vittocrazi even better

    • @pedroj772
      @pedroj772 Před 4 lety +140

      Or you can adjust it to use less water

    • @pagatryx5451
      @pagatryx5451 Před 3 lety +49

      Yeah. My toilet uses 5 liters a flush. Or 1.3 gallons in US measurements. (How do I know this? Plenty of water outages in my area, 2 weeks without water one time.)
      So just over ten flushes is a single shower.

  • @NehNehNehNeh42
    @NehNehNehNeh42 Před 3 lety +169

    The first guy, I remember he went to that yogurt stand and asked for free samples of like every flavor then didn’t buy anything. The owner looked so pissed 😡

  • @Googelo02
    @Googelo02 Před 4 lety +81

    Watched this with subtitles on:
    "Whats his name"
    "Hank window cleaner bubble"

  • @LazymanCreations
    @LazymanCreations Před 5 lety +1718

    *Depressed Mario hands young girl hours of hard work and effort*
    Charlie: “That’s how you speedrun getting bullied”

    • @TerrariaLp1
      @TerrariaLp1 Před 4 lety +76

      its true though

    • @richardjohnson884
      @richardjohnson884 Před 4 lety +92

      Saving money makes sense until it costs more of your effort then your time is worth. At that poin't you either are doing it for fun or disabled.... or in my case both :P

    • @jishkhamal9902
      @jishkhamal9902 Před 4 lety +38

      @@richardjohnson884 exactly just bc you can do something doesnt always mean you should do it

    • @mk_rexx
      @mk_rexx Před 4 lety +23

      It's a nice for a school project, I guess, but he could've sold enough of those plastic container to the junk shop to be recycled

    • @Rainkit
      @Rainkit Před rokem +2

      I can tell by the look that she's either never going to use it or ita getting thrown away.
      When you hand make something you have to make sure it goes to someone who actually wants it. I made Christmas ornaments one year but the people I gave them to threw them out because they look like crap compared to the stuff you can buy for $5.

  • @noob-master_69
    @noob-master_69 Před 5 lety +2499

    *I got second hand embarrassment for that family at the end*

    • @danlorett2184
      @danlorett2184 Před 5 lety +36

      Literally had to skip that part of the video, just *OOF*

    • @pinecone9619
      @pinecone9619 Před 5 lety +52

      What, you wouldn't give somebody a makeshift purse as a gift?

    • @danlorett2184
      @danlorett2184 Před 5 lety +58

      @Emilia Barzini nigga you have to live in the world too, don't pretend like you don't

    • @Ifarmplasma
      @Ifarmplasma Před 5 lety +41

      @@pinecone9619 *I wouldn't give someone a homemade purse made from a gallon milk carton and glue a bdsm chain to it using my own semen and leaving it in the freezer over night to harden. Not only does this purse carry whatever you want to put in it, it also carries Stds.*

    • @greenthumbmikey710
      @greenthumbmikey710 Před 5 lety

      +noobmaster 69 we call that cringe

  • @benjamins9121
    @benjamins9121 Před 3 lety +65

    The brick tip is actually good. It does reduce the water used by flushing. Although if your dropping monster turds the full amount is needed to wrestle that bad boy into the stinky abyss

  • @James-yi1vk
    @James-yi1vk Před 4 lety +22

    My grandfather tought me the brick in the back of the toilet trick. He grew up in the depression and they were so poor, the most fun thing to do was for him and his siblings to roll an old tire in the yard for fun. Being that poor at such a young age changes you.

    • @double-sidedcorrugatedfibe7529
      @double-sidedcorrugatedfibe7529 Před rokem +1

      I didn't grow up in the depression, but we were always tight on money. Me and my brother played with the old tire too. It's more fun than you'd think 'till it ends up spawning mosquitos.

  • @Durgemann
    @Durgemann Před 5 lety +2201

    “You can’t buy that kind of durable plastic bag.”
    Hooo boy wait until they tell him how they got that bag in the first place.

    • @danielconnor8516
      @danielconnor8516 Před 4 lety +56

      This guy is doing mother nature a favor for reusing those plastics

    • @arabellawallace4355
      @arabellawallace4355 Před 4 lety +11

      @@danielconnor8516 You do it.

    • @danielconnor8516
      @danielconnor8516 Před 4 lety +22

      @@arabellawallace4355 oh bitch I am, just not that way.

    • @danielconnor8516
      @danielconnor8516 Před 4 lety +16

      @@arabellawallace4355 If you are asian, you doont throw shit just willy nilly. we think about what can that plastic bag, carton, jug be if we kept them.

    • @adamstephens1371
      @adamstephens1371 Před 4 lety +18

      Daniel ConR I’m white and my family does the same thing, when we get Chinese food we reuse the plastic containers

  • @malachirangi7130
    @malachirangi7130 Před 5 lety +4213

    Me: I love saving money
    Hank: Hold my brick

    • @whyhellothere3608
      @whyhellothere3608 Před 5 lety +13

      hank probably wouldnt even give someone the chance for someone to steal his brick

    • @muscleman140
      @muscleman140 Před 5 lety +4

      J.P Morgan: Put your fucking money into the stock market right fucking now!

    • @dominickjasso5500
      @dominickjasso5500 Před 5 lety

      @@muscleman140 omg i cried

    • @mitaskeledzija6269
      @mitaskeledzija6269 Před 5 lety +1

      @Thanos vs Justin Biebr annnd this is related how?

    • @blackdynamite6055
      @blackdynamite6055 Před 5 lety

      I feel like I laughed a little too loud.

  • @rubenleavell
    @rubenleavell Před 5 lety +18

    The fact that these guys have relationships gives me hope

  • @jesusramirezromo2037
    @jesusramirezromo2037 Před 3 lety +50

    The brick toillet thing is a legit thing
    Tho, Its more recomendable to use clossed watter bottles full of rocks, to avoid dirting your toillet
    Its usually also recomended for water saving, not just to spend money

    • @SECONDQUEST
      @SECONDQUEST Před 2 lety

      Bricks absorb water and crumbled. Only idiots use bricks for water displacement.

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 Před 2 lety +1

      But if you have those newer toilet floater systems, then that method is no longer needed, because the new ones have adjustable floaters that can go really low

  • @justanedit001
    @justanedit001 Před 5 lety +1703

    These are the types of people I imagine who run Instagram Life Hack accounts

    • @maourazonica5945
      @maourazonica5945 Před 5 lety +32

      nah who has the money for phones or internet

    • @guardrailhitter
      @guardrailhitter Před 4 lety +2

      @@maourazonica5945 the person typing it on the Internet on his device

    • @petergriffingaming6115
      @petergriffingaming6115 Před 4 lety +1

      He is!!!

    • @CrizzyEyes
      @CrizzyEyes Před 3 lety +6

      Nah, these are the types of people that life hack channels WISH they could find. Instead it's just a bunch of suburban clowns trying to imagine being poor.

  • @cashwad5713
    @cashwad5713 Před 5 lety +1411

    Life hack: use a bag of mayonnaise instead of buying one of the pesky expensive fleshlights

    • @r.e.z9428
      @r.e.z9428 Před 5 lety +6

      Genius

    • @piymot8355
      @piymot8355 Před 5 lety +43

      @Thanos vs Justin Biebr Just break the brick and two and it will feel just like the real thing!

    • @warrenarmstrong2154
      @warrenarmstrong2154 Před 5 lety +17

      Don’t forget the cornstarch lube!

    • @iwillbeginagain
      @iwillbeginagain Před 5 lety +43

      Even better: use the fleshlight first (like you do), then squeeze out whatever's in there onto your sandwich as a mayonnaise substitute. Much more nutritious, too 😋

    • @randymarsh890
      @randymarsh890 Před 5 lety +14

      Cashwad DON’T I tried this and my dick turned into a tomato

  • @maryilama6774
    @maryilama6774 Před 3 lety +20

    Imagine its like
    "MA! CRAZY UNCLE STANS IN OUR TRASH AGAIN"
    "for fucks sake" *loads gun*

  • @cupofoil8351
    @cupofoil8351 Před 4 lety +36

    Just from the thumbnail I could Hear Charlie saying something like “They use a brick as a bar of soap right from there backyard, the cracks are good for exfoliation”

  • @daffiid
    @daffiid Před 5 lety +624

    2:35 I love how she wipes her face after the kiss

    • @alushi7103
      @alushi7103 Před 4 lety +101

      It’s like they shot that scene like twenty times and that was the least disgusted reaction she could force herself to give

    • @lykeprice9239
      @lykeprice9239 Před 3 lety +6

      Samee

  • @ttertt2
    @ttertt2 Před 5 lety +532

    "If you wanna speed run getting bullied" 🤣

  • @PossumMedic
    @PossumMedic Před 3 lety +6

    2:34 - "Kiss me right here it's the easiest spot to clean off your lip sludge!" xD

  • @kaizer4506
    @kaizer4506 Před 4 lety +28

    1:58 Look at that extreme manspreading. This guy is a pro

  • @polish_filipino
    @polish_filipino Před 5 lety +403

    4:35 That kid has the right idea. Leave as soon as you see the cheapskate use trash as food

    • @muscleman140
      @muscleman140 Před 5 lety +9

      I swear to god eyeball and trash is the best combination in the world, wow!

    • @tylertman13579
      @tylertman13579 Před 5 lety +8

      @Emilia Barzini damn, you're on like every negative comment. The difference is these guys aren't starving. They're doing stuff like driving to a creek for water which I can't imagine being cost effective. He "thinks" he saves $5 a month. At least the first guy made more sense and wasn't creepy

  • @reviathan3524
    @reviathan3524 Před 5 lety +746

    Flex level of confidence:
    Level 20: Rappers
    Level 35: Mumble rappers
    Level 50: Rich people
    Level 100: Extreme Cheapskates

  • @norukamo
    @norukamo Před 3 lety +11

    I remember seeing a video about how a family of four share the same water in their bathtub everyday and I wondered how they could've had cleaner baths for much less water if they used a bucket and a dipper.

  • @zeke678
    @zeke678 Před 5 lety +3

    "if you wanna speedrun getting bullied" still my favorite quote from him

  • @blurberrycreative1996
    @blurberrycreative1996 Před 5 lety +125

    They snuck a banana in the movie theater. Out of all things

  • @zignario
    @zignario Před 5 lety +180

    If he used all the time saving money to make money, he would save money

    • @isaiahdaniels5643
      @isaiahdaniels5643 Před 5 lety +19

      Yeah that's what I always figured with cheap assholes. It's like: the extra capital is out there to be earned, plus you wouldn't have to torture your family.

    • @zignario
      @zignario Před 5 lety +23

      @Emilia Barzini im just saying that putting a brick in the toilet to save money by adding volume as to not use loads of water IS FUCKING STUPID, if he had more than 5 iq he could adjust it to stop filling the container where he wants it and saved money in not buying the brick

    • @bobshanery5152
      @bobshanery5152 Před 4 lety +5

      How much they saving in the end? Reusing dental floss, hand made window cleaner, brick etc. We talking what...? maybe a few hundred a year at the most? Be nice if these shows actually added it up but they are only doing this for shock value.The show is probably exaggerated.

    • @astanisystems
      @astanisystems Před 4 lety +2

      @DevilBuster Kaz I had to wash my eyes after seeing these people. I get the brick trick, and I get smuggling food, but reusing floss, eating food from a trashcan, digging into a trashcan to find an empty jug and then make a purse out of it? C'mon.. That's just nasty and disgusting. He could've bought a cheap purse and I know his daughter would've been happy with it.
      I try to save money too, but I'd never go to such extremes. Next thing you know, he's gonna wipe his ass with bare hands instead with toilet paper.
      Nasty fuckers..

    • @jorgemustonen3538
      @jorgemustonen3538 Před 4 lety +3

      Sometimes they even go out their way to not "waste" money. I remember this woman who took her teen daughters to Disneyland, it was all kind of ridiculous schemes to save money, all the time inventing how many dollars she was not wasting. The whole time I was thinking: 'You could save all the money, time and dignity that you wasted in this little scheme if you stayed home.' It was not even fun to watch those poor girls being humiliated time after time.

  • @orioncorwin1054
    @orioncorwin1054 Před 3 lety +3

    I once snuck an entire pizza into a movie theater.

  • @nomibomi5760
    @nomibomi5760 Před 2 lety +2

    Accidentally left a playlist of Charlie going all night on my laptop. You're welcome, Charlie

  • @trappystrashbin6706
    @trappystrashbin6706 Před 5 lety +617

    The 2nd guy looks like ProJared in 30 years

    • @ChadMojito
      @ChadMojito Před 5 lety +23

      20 years at most

    • @TheMystcast
      @TheMystcast Před 5 lety +17

      Divorce and his fame being lost is gonna take a toll on him. But at least he doesn't have to spend money on those women anymore. Oh wait what money, his views are dropping lol

    • @kayw7871
      @kayw7871 Před 5 lety +6

      more like projared now, i imagine the divorce has already taken its toll

    • @iwantthekidsbackkaren5525
      @iwantthekidsbackkaren5525 Před 4 lety +1

      @@TheMystcast this comment didn't age well

    • @volsavious2319
      @volsavious2319 Před 4 lety

      LOL

  • @sampatterson8986
    @sampatterson8986 Před 5 lety +263

    "Cheapskates"
    "Valuable"

    • @_strayfer_
      @_strayfer_ Před 5 lety +5

      Did he originally spell cheapskates wrong? If so that means he fixed it and still didn’t fix valuable

    • @bartg6937
      @bartg6937 Před 5 lety +2

      Thanks Shrek. You’re love. You’re life.

    • @spectralyte
      @spectralyte Před 5 lety +1

      @@_strayfer_ no I don't think he was correcting spelling I'm pretty sure he was pointing out the irony in having "cheapskates" and "valuable" in the same title

  • @Bakawich
    @Bakawich Před 5 lety

    Man you rock i could watch you content all day

  • @Mishishere
    @Mishishere Před 4 lety +11

    If I was with someone like this, I wouldn’t be able to help but feel overwhelmingly that I failed my genetic line.

  • @gabrielfaille7044
    @gabrielfaille7044 Před 5 lety +133

    "If you wanna speedrun getting bullied"😂😂😂

  • @SmileytheSmile
    @SmileytheSmile Před 5 lety +282

    Pro tip: If you want to have money, just don't be poor.
    This tip has been brought to you by a 17 year old millionaire's son.

    • @VennYT
      @VennYT Před 5 lety +58

      i don't think 17 year old millionaire's should be having kids

    • @Mungosnail
      @Mungosnail Před 5 lety +14

      I don't know, I call BS on that one. You write better than most people whose parents are still teenagers.
      Edit: Dammit Venn! :(

    • @SmileytheSmile
      @SmileytheSmile Před 5 lety +8

      @@Mungosnail
      That's because I am 18.
      My parents have a weird backstory.

    • @user-by4wk3ek9m
      @user-by4wk3ek9m Před 5 lety +4

      @@heartbeat4atinman premature sex his father is a mad lad, lost his virginity in his first year in life I guess.

    • @iMoD190
      @iMoD190 Před 5 lety +9

      clearly the millionaire has been replacing his own blood with that of children, reversing the ageing process and giving him the body of a 17 year old.

  • @cawrhy
    @cawrhy Před 4 lety +1

    “If you want to speed run getting bullied” had me rolling 😂😂😂

  • @allenmcdonald1878
    @allenmcdonald1878 Před 3 lety +2

    Your commentary is beyond the cure for crippling depression

  • @no_misaki
    @no_misaki Před 5 lety +143

    "reusable floss hanging from the ceiling"
    *shudder*

    • @YayapLives
      @YayapLives Před 3 lety +2

      but think about it! you could save actual cents every month.

    • @amirrezaa3808
      @amirrezaa3808 Před 3 lety +3

      And then lose tenfold money for gum infection.

    • @YayapLives
      @YayapLives Před 3 lety

      @@amirrezaa3808 but you could invest those cents and make a killing on the stock exchange.

  • @birdbird749
    @birdbird749 Před 5 lety +467

    Charlie should teach us how to properly use fleshlights

    • @OhPhuckYou
      @OhPhuckYou Před 5 lety +4

      That I'd watch. 😂

    • @lancepate
      @lancepate Před 5 lety +2

      Use it like normal, save the juice for later. Save money, feel good; Fleshlight.

    • @midshipman8654
      @midshipman8654 Před 5 lety

      Bird Bird hasn’t he already?

    • @dachanel2076
      @dachanel2076 Před 5 lety +1

      You must be new. Thats his chief occupation.

    • @crystalwu7400
      @crystalwu7400 Před 2 lety

      That’d be an interesting idea

  • @eringordon7624
    @eringordon7624 Před 4 lety +20

    I've actually used the brick in the toilet trick for years (as a kid) and it worked. My parents actually saved money doing it

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 Před 2 lety +1

      It works indeed, though nowadays the newer toilet float systems usually have adjustable floaters that can go really low. Also siphoning thy septic tank regularly reduces the amount of water needed for flushing.

  • @TheAlmightyAss
    @TheAlmightyAss Před 4 lety

    Half of this just makes sense and is quite conscientious. You go man!

  • @WorldGoods
    @WorldGoods Před 5 lety +168

    Would rather die poor than do any of these things

  • @winstonmorley9187
    @winstonmorley9187 Před 5 lety +351

    Had to drop a like for the "if you want to speedrun getting bullied" XD

  • @k3nny_771
    @k3nny_771 Před 3 lety +9

    I sleep face down in a pool it saves money on life

  • @kingofmilfgaard7604
    @kingofmilfgaard7604 Před 4 lety +6

    "If you want to speedrun getting bullied then yeah thats a purse."

  • @notsteve5927
    @notsteve5927 Před 5 lety +443

    You do realize that thousands of years of human history, countless wars, empires rising and falling - all of this has led us to this exact moment: fucking 3$ saving lifehacks.
    Fascinating.

  • @FirstLast-hu2uj
    @FirstLast-hu2uj Před 5 lety +588

    The wife when the husband has floss for hanging clothes and a brick for the toilet and reuses a bananna 100 times: That's perfect reasonable!
    The wife when the husband simply brings food to a movie theater like everyone else: I don't like that he does that.

    • @bigdapramirez6157
      @bigdapramirez6157 Před 3 lety +25

      Well yeah. I mean reusing a banana 100 times is reasonable... What's he supposed to do? Waste his own energy on intercourse for her when there's a perfectly good banana laying around?

    • @Jacob_Overby
      @Jacob_Overby Před rokem +2

      You would think they'll save money by bootlegging the movie and buying food from the store.. but whatever I guess lol

  • @CleanSockQ
    @CleanSockQ Před 4 lety +2

    2:10 Ah yes, a full bag of popcorn in a bin 🍿

  • @tylermann1499
    @tylermann1499 Před 3 lety +4

    This is the kind if guy who goes to public restrooms with a ziplock bag and stealing all the soap.

  • @OnceUponAnIndie
    @OnceUponAnIndie Před 5 lety +170

    I don't use gas in my car. I use a *brick.*

    • @mtnd02.06
      @mtnd02.06 Před 5 lety +5

      *Casually tosses a brick through his own window*
      "You won't believe the amount of money I've saved on gas!"

  • @LeonardoDaVinci_1452
    @LeonardoDaVinci_1452 Před 5 lety +62

    "Cheapskates, HA! Don't make me laugh!" - Mr. Krabs

  • @Mihoyminoy124
    @Mihoyminoy124 Před 4 lety +3

    "watch out for theatre assassins"
    *John Wilks Booth peaks his head through the door*

  • @averagediscordmod1381
    @averagediscordmod1381 Před 3 lety +8

    I have a really hard time going to sleep and I was on the verge of (thankfully) passing out last night but i SWEAR I thought they were eating the bricks in the video

  • @zzbd1n277
    @zzbd1n277 Před 5 lety +79

    imagine being so loved by a woman, that she eat from dumpster for you

  • @gerryadams7448
    @gerryadams7448 Před 5 lety +238

    Who else chews on a brick to achieve maximum dental hygiene?

    • @horacehoratio178
      @horacehoratio178 Před 5 lety +6

      I prefer to nail myself in the mouth with it like a real man.

    • @Lummerbummer115
      @Lummerbummer115 Před 4 lety

      Hey, you can't get cavities if you don't have teeth
      images.app.goo.gl/9bD3m6fmJgYGuv9e9

    • @greasyham_sandwich3707
      @greasyham_sandwich3707 Před 3 lety

      Honestly I like to eat chalk, it does wonders for the body and cleans your teeth white in seconds, I also get my chalk from a guy in the alley. Though I will say a couple of police cars have been staking me out, but hey, money's money

  • @graeginsberg6998
    @graeginsberg6998 Před 3 lety +1

    That popcorn was 1000% places by the production team

  • @user-ix7td1wx8k
    @user-ix7td1wx8k Před 4 lety +3

    “I save 2500 dollars a year by replacing my kids with bricks”

  • @randyhall161
    @randyhall161 Před 5 lety +24

    "Amy and I were in a relationship" *wipes kiss off cheek

  • @slavko5666
    @slavko5666 Před 5 lety +43

    1:30 He should torrent movies if he wants to save money.

  • @starcrafter13terran
    @starcrafter13terran Před 2 lety +2

    1:50 I smuggle alcohol into the movie theater at times. :D

  • @ChigginWhengz
    @ChigginWhengz Před 3 lety +1

    I love how it just ends with Mario attempting to awkwardly hug his pervious carer...

  • @jetjazz05
    @jetjazz05 Před 5 lety +28

    2:15 - The scariest part to me about this scene is how it is factually accurate to say she KNOWS that's dumpster food... and she smiles and eats it.

  • @princey_06
    @princey_06 Před 4 lety +1

    ‘’I don’t use toilet paper, each square of the toilet paper costs 20c so i just use a brick’’

  • @VossMarionette
    @VossMarionette Před 3 lety +5

    "Im gonna use these already used and unorthodox items to clean my shoes, my windows, and my toilet!"
    *House is beyond disgusting*
    This guy reminds me of a hoarder.

  • @malachirangi7130
    @malachirangi7130 Před 5 lety +69

    Bank: How much money do you want to save?
    Hank: *Yes*

  • @andrewodinson3726
    @andrewodinson3726 Před 5 lety +27

    That Mario comment is a prime example of why I love Cr1tikal

  • @citigroup64
    @citigroup64 Před 4 lety

    The ad I got was a shark tank video where everyone took a hit of flavored coke from a USB stick

  • @Slashscreen
    @Slashscreen Před 4 lety +4

    i don't know about you, charlie, I send all of my leftovers into a battle royale esque situation in my backyard to prove their loyalty to me

  • @Dolphin._.
    @Dolphin._. Před 5 lety +42

    *I wonder how much money Charlie is saving by not getting a hair cut* 🤔

    • @cosmodeus1720
      @cosmodeus1720 Před 5 lety +2

      About 15 dollars per month. Unless he gets his haircuts at barber/beauty school for 2 dollars.

  • @VegetaIsBetterThanGoku
    @VegetaIsBetterThanGoku Před 5 lety +273

    The amount of time and effort in saving these pennies they could just get another job... or a better one. 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @VegetaIsBetterThanGoku
      @VegetaIsBetterThanGoku Před 5 lety +44

      Emilia Barzini Oh for sure, I’m sure it’s a mental thing, just saying at that point it’s not saving money. In my line of work (GC) time is money and the time they spend doing these mundane tasks is definitely not worth it. Like that purse the dude made it had to at least take him 30 minutes and at minimum wage he could have made more then enough money to buy the cheapest purse at a thrift shop that well doesn’t look like a 6 year old made it in art class and had enough money to hit up a mcdonalds for lunch off the dollar menu. These are in fact just lazy people or they have severe mental disorders either way I wouldn’t call them cheapskates.

    • @VegetaIsBetterThanGoku
      @VegetaIsBetterThanGoku Před 5 lety +11

      Emilia Barzini not an opinion it’s fact. With 7 billion people on this earth we can not afford to have lazy people around. The government takes money from the working class to give to the lazy people so they can eat. So its not an opinion its 1 of 3 things...
      A) their lazy and should be pushed into bettering their lives so viewing this as ok behavior isn’t good for anyone.
      B) They are mentally disturbed and should get help again to better their lives. You saying leave them be is the problem with this world.
      C) they really are just cheap in which case like I said it’s not worth it at all. Goes hand in hand with the lazy aspect.
      And work is there for people that want it, true there isn’t enough jobs for the amount of unemployed workers but that includes the mentally challenged, lazy people, illegal criminals, people who think they deserve a handout for whatever reason they want to come up with, the list goes on. Take that out of the equation there are a TON of jobs out there. Take one drive around from shopping center to shopping center wherever you may be from and you will see help wanted signs. Where I live has one of the highest unemployment rates in the country and everyday I see hundreds of signs and ads up. But we also have one of the highest crime rates, welfare rates, and drug usage across the country. Coincidence??
      Either these people need help or they need to actually work for a living. But no in true american fashion we reward them with a t.v. show.... yeah leave them be while the rest of the world works their ass off to actually contribute to society.

    • @12halo3
      @12halo3 Před 5 lety +12

      @@VegetaIsBetterThanGoku or this is fake

    • @VegetaIsBetterThanGoku
      @VegetaIsBetterThanGoku Před 5 lety +9

      12halo3 Oh definitely lol thats what I’m saying it’s not plausible at all or these people are mentally ill. Such bullshit, good for a laugh i guess.

    • @lordiust962
      @lordiust962 Před 5 lety +3

      LadyGaGa is hot You’re blinded by political correctness to think critically aren’t you?

  • @junjun2579
    @junjun2579 Před 3 lety

    3:33 🤣🤣🤣 this is why I love this guys content

  • @lastname5936
    @lastname5936 Před 4 lety

    This makes me feel hella clean like spongebob in that episode

  • @weirdfantasy00
    @weirdfantasy00 Před 5 lety +24

    Imagine how pissed the wife was about the "recycled" drink and popcorn.

  • @heroofmalta9158
    @heroofmalta9158 Před 5 lety +19

    4:22 "Who's that man digging through our trash mommy?"
    "He's... a friend."

  • @DemiBoyDistaster
    @DemiBoyDistaster Před 4 lety

    Am I the only one finds Charlie’s voice really relaxing?
    Like Idk his voice is just calming to me.

  • @moresoulthanasockwithahole3493

    ''If you wanna speedrun getting bullied, yeah you can actually use that as a purse.''

  • @montywoodside
    @montywoodside Před 5 lety +565

    One valuable lesson I’ve learned from this?
    Go to twitch.tv/moistcr1tikal for even more valuable lessons

    • @dankmelonz7587
      @dankmelonz7587 Před 5 lety

      It never tells me when he streams does he stream in multiple places?

    • @montywoodside
      @montywoodside Před 5 lety

      DanK MelonZ just twitch. When you follow him or anyone on twitch it should give you an option to turn on post notifications and you just turn it on and you’re set.

    • @dankmelonz7587
      @dankmelonz7587 Před 5 lety

      Monty Dub but i did and it didnt tell me ill try again

    • @noriakikakyoin1423
      @noriakikakyoin1423 Před 4 lety

      Josuke is the worst JoJo

  • @michaelmcdoesntexist8350
    @michaelmcdoesntexist8350 Před 5 lety +13

    Speedrun getting bullied is one of my favorite phrases now.

  • @scarlett4728
    @scarlett4728 Před 3 lety +2

    Right now I’m on a penguinz0 binge

  • @alexq7831
    @alexq7831 Před 3 lety

    That popcorn and soda hack really do work
    Take it from me 💪

  • @AranTheLegend
    @AranTheLegend Před 5 lety +53

    Speedrun getting bullied help I can't breathe

  • @MrGrey-ol6by
    @MrGrey-ol6by Před 5 lety +11

    3:21 his universe collapses..what did you just say to me 🤣🤣

  • @gamingutility1193
    @gamingutility1193 Před 3 lety

    if you wanna speedrun getting bullied,..yeah😂😂😂peace be upon u

  • @NickC_222
    @NickC_222 Před 3 lety +3

    The brick in the toilet tank 🤣
    Dawg, the floater has settings so you can adjust how much water the tank fills with. No brick necessary.

  • @TMJBtv
    @TMJBtv Před 5 lety +7

    They're filming in the cinema AND as she's walking out she somehow still has the popcorn...
    There's fake shows that make you question how much is fake, then there's shows that don't even hide the fact they're fake

  • @peachyrandomness
    @peachyrandomness Před 5 lety +80

    displacing water in your toilet tank is actually a legit way to save water. it’s fairly common
    edit: also the water in the tank is clean

    • @justonemori
      @justonemori Před 3 lety +18

      it's all fun and games until gramma drops a post thanksgiving loaf and clogs it up just enough that there isn't quite enough water pressure to push the turd along it's merry way. Then some poor schmuck has to wrap his head in a t-shirt to avoid the methane fallout and trudge into the bathroom to remove the stupid brick and press the lever. The reward is nobody gives a shit because they are too embarrassed to say anything to make gramma uncomfortable.

    • @thinkricegns
      @thinkricegns Před 3 lety +9

      @@justonemori r/cursedcomments

    • @Mrdinomist
      @Mrdinomist Před 3 lety +3

      @@justonemori i m laughing so hard because i find this relatable but without the brick. Shit becomes so big there is no way to clean you have to go into that “wasteland” and poke shit with a stick.Until it breaks

    • @pinkiepie1656
      @pinkiepie1656 Před 3 lety +1

      Unfortunately, efficient toilets have been known to cause blockages downstream. Not having enough water to get the solids to the sewer.

    • @samcable647
      @samcable647 Před 3 lety

      @@Mrdinomist what the fuck

  • @sosig8332
    @sosig8332 Před 2 lety

    I mean it seems like they love each other so that’s kind of sweet

  • @theracc9935
    @theracc9935 Před 3 lety

    These are the type of people that actually do the life hacks in 5 Minute Crafts’ videos

  • @InVinoVeratas
    @InVinoVeratas Před 5 lety +30

    The guy with a brick in the toilet took “Brickboys” to the extreme, he was a brickboy in robox and now he’s a brick-Man in real life, he eats bricks, sleeps bricks and most importantly, shits bricks.