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Broken Parachute! Stressful Fails Of The Week

  • čas přidán 26. 10. 2023
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  • @Noah-The-Guy
    @Noah-The-Guy Před 3 měsíci +579

    Ah yes, the return of no one was harmed, everyone was killed XD

    • @Chuzo1946
      @Chuzo1946 Před 3 měsíci +16

      No one was harmed lmao... clearly people got hurt

    • @lordofmud
      @lordofmud Před 3 měsíci +14

      Notice they didn't flash it on the snake in the door one. Because, of course, he got bit.

    • @Bergerons_Review
      @Bergerons_Review Před 3 měsíci +4

      It"s not a compliment, we always hated it.

    • @crazy86753
      @crazy86753 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Dang I was about to say something similar to this. lol

    • @emanemanresuresu
      @emanemanresuresu Před 3 měsíci +1

      Some got bit.

  • @TheTimB
    @TheTimB Před 3 měsíci +133

    Cue the surprised look when your dog eats the food that just so happens to be in front of a camera that has no reason to be filming other than to film the dog eating your food. Got to love these candid moments 🙄

    • @breadnaut3087
      @breadnaut3087 Před 3 měsíci +18

      Anything for the viral

    • @zacharykoder8502
      @zacharykoder8502 Před 3 měsíci +7

      Dang that's a good point!

    • @John_Fugazzi
      @John_Fugazzi Před 3 měsíci +8

      Yes! The first question to ask if you're wondering if ia video was a set up is "Why was this being filmed?"

    • @carsonhunt4642
      @carsonhunt4642 Před 3 měsíci +6

      The double fail is not training/disciplining your dog to eat off your counters. Never seen a female dog owner with a well behaved dog.

    • @dougupah8778
      @dougupah8778 Před 3 měsíci +4

      And the pose for the camera after she takes it away, but she got on CZcams!

  • @leighz1962
    @leighz1962 Před 3 měsíci +72

    W: Who is Nita?
    M: You Nita put that down

    • @megamovers3939
      @megamovers3939 Před 3 měsíci +1


    • @GoToHellDaven
      @GoToHellDaven Před 3 měsíci +6

      The mother belongs in prison

    • @discovolante6624
      @discovolante6624 Před 3 měsíci

      it sounds like "Nina" and since Nina is a name and Nita isn't id probably say the subtitle guy is an idiot

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@GoToHellDaven she's not upset at her son lol

  • @ToRung
    @ToRung Před 3 měsíci +1

    I hope your special day will bring you lots of happiness, love and fun😍💞

  • @leejones8082
    @leejones8082 Před 3 měsíci +243

    aint no way that remote control truck did that much damage.

  • @ernstoud
    @ernstoud Před 3 měsíci +230

    I feel so bad for *no one*, who always gets hurt.

    • @Kibaoftheleaves
      @Kibaoftheleaves Před 3 měsíci +3

      It's alright, that guy can handle himself. He escaped the Cyclops lair by hiding under the sheep.

    • @randolfo1265
      @randolfo1265 Před 3 měsíci +2

      That guy takes a lot of arse kicking for our entertainment. Deserves a Streamy Award

    • @jovalleau
      @jovalleau Před 3 měsíci

      @@Kibaoftheleaves Was it "No One" or "Nobody"? Either way, nice reference.

    • @Tjalve70
      @Tjalve70 Před 3 měsíci +4

      Don't worry.
      If there is one thing we all know about life, it is that eventually, No One will survive.

    • @bibasik7
      @bibasik7 Před 3 měsíci +4

      No One is perfect.

  • @ObscureDig
    @ObscureDig Před 3 měsíci +6

    No one is talking about 5:44. That man has amazing coordination and saves himself. That's a win.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Před 3 měsíci

      ig but putting himself in that situation is not.
      Still, 👍 to ya.

  • @patoharms
    @patoharms Před 3 měsíci +24

    Who is Nita? We need a second part!

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan Před 3 měsíci +5

      I hope she’s worth it!

    • @Rickdeckard78872
      @Rickdeckard78872 Před 3 měsíci +4

      Probably some character in the videogame

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful Před 3 měsíci +2

      His new GF:)

    • @breadnaut3087
      @breadnaut3087 Před 3 měsíci +6

      I definitely need a follow up

    • @mky4793
      @mky4793 Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@breadnaut3087you mean you definitely Nita follow up?

  • @JohnBigboot
    @JohnBigboot Před 3 měsíci +21

    "You need to put that down."
    Joker: "Poor choice of words..."

    • @maninblackenedwoods
      @maninblackenedwoods Před 3 měsíci +5

      "Nita who?"
      "Nita put that down."

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful Před 3 měsíci +3

      And she did put that down:):)
      Noone says how hard..

  • @jorrin007
    @jorrin007 Před 3 měsíci +49

    i hate when certain videos stop after the fail. i want to see the rest of what happened. give the people what they want!

    • @nuclearassault1714
      @nuclearassault1714 Před 3 měsíci

      The probably cut it just before the source it was stolen from has its banner displayed or something...
      Fallen off a track video.

  • @MixBento-FailsofTheWeek
    @MixBento-FailsofTheWeek Před 3 měsíci +44

    The cameraman is a true legend. I wonder how he's present in every failure moment. Let's all appreciate him.

  • @Batters56
    @Batters56 Před 3 měsíci +33

    4:11 The first porch steps ever successfully walked down on FailArmy!

    • @racer11cdirt_7
      @racer11cdirt_7 Před 3 měsíci +5

      Haha Thanks that was me 🤣🤣🤣!!!

  • @loganstugart2183
    @loganstugart2183 Před 3 měsíci +6

    “Who is Nita?”
    “You… Nita put that down”

  • @joe-ksterrr4421
    @joe-ksterrr4421 Před 3 měsíci +32

    The sneeze head banger got me 😂

  • @beefyoso
    @beefyoso Před 3 měsíci +43

    the snake thing is legitimately scary.

    • @tigerzero5216
      @tigerzero5216 Před 3 měsíci +4

      Anything you can't see striking you is scary. Especially when it's on the head. Once when opening the doors to my shed, the first door was normal. The second door I noticed something falling from the top of the door. I can't remember if it touch me during its fall. Saw what fell. OH! Just a common black snake. Let it go. It keeps the mice count down.

    • @billycox475
      @billycox475 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Yeah that and the lady screaming "who's Nita" were the two most terrifying things

    • @aaroncheema4405
      @aaroncheema4405 Před 3 měsíci

      I thought that was a Halloween decoration Snake

  • @danielr3310
    @danielr3310 Před 3 měsíci +60

    4:10 Respect to this guy for successfully navigating the front porch steps 🙏

  • @RadioactiveSherbet
    @RadioactiveSherbet Před 3 měsíci +20

    Oh, man. The guy who sneezed his face into the shelf frame had me dying. LMAO!

  • @__G___
    @__G___ Před 3 měsíci +148

    Hope that guy with the snake is ok, looked venomous

  • @niclastname
    @niclastname Před 3 měsíci +3

    I always like the "no one was harmed" when someone very clearly was lol.

  • @poopmcgee3826
    @poopmcgee3826 Před 3 měsíci +18

    0:56 no way that motorcyclist wasn't harmed.

    • @Bart_Depestele
      @Bart_Depestele Před 3 měsíci +3

      Sssst, don't tell

    • @dglesterhardunkichud7860
      @dglesterhardunkichud7860 Před 3 měsíci +3

      I think he is wearing a Helite Turtle airbag vest (at 0:57 you can see the white tether that activates it). It also appears the car hit the bike, not him. I would not be surprised if he only had a couple of bruises where he hit the ground. If he landed on the vest the does not even have bruising.

    • @poopmcgee3826
      @poopmcgee3826 Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@dglesterhardunkichud7860 i don't care what he's wearing, he was still harmed

    • @GeraltofRivia22
      @GeraltofRivia22 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Guy at 3:10 is way more harmed

    • @poopmcgee3826
      @poopmcgee3826 Před 3 měsíci

      @@GeraltofRivia22 yea but that didn't say *NO ONE WAS HARMED*

  • @Greydawg
    @Greydawg Před 3 měsíci +9

    1:37 The real fail is *only 12 guests WEREN'T on their cell phones recording this the whole time.* Some people were clapping & watching a remarkable moment; can you imagine?! 😆

    • @arghjayem
      @arghjayem Před 3 měsíci +3

      Nah the real fail is that dress being so shear it left nothing to the imagination! 😂

  • @RealGengarTV
    @RealGengarTV Před 3 měsíci +40

    2:06 oh God damn i laughed WAY more then i should from this silly little clip 😂😂

    • @brendanberry7403
      @brendanberry7403 Před 3 měsíci +4

      Haven’t laughed so hard in a while, that one is great.

    • @Sebastian_Dinwiddie
      @Sebastian_Dinwiddie Před 3 měsíci +3

      cracked me up

    • @RadioactiveSherbet
      @RadioactiveSherbet Před 3 měsíci +2

      Same! It had me rolling.

    • @shishinonaito
      @shishinonaito Před 3 měsíci

      He did that on purpose, so not funny at all

    • @outlandishusername
      @outlandishusername Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@shishinonaito No he didn't. He turned to sneeze so he didn't do it all over his colleague, the paperwork and computer. You don't just stand motionless with your eyes open to sneeze.

  • @betsabe1909
    @betsabe1909 Před 3 měsíci +45

    1:03 lmfao I feel bad to laugh at this hope he's ok

  • @gluehoof573
    @gluehoof573 Před 3 měsíci +16

    Respect to the skateboarder that saved his board. 🥇

  • @agentorange3117
    @agentorange3117 Před 3 měsíci +6

    Yeh, we all know that the rc car destroyed that to a complete write-off 😂

  • @seanahern9511
    @seanahern9511 Před 3 měsíci +9

    As someone who worked in retail for many years...
    Dish soap, laundry detergent and eggs are the 3 worst spills you can have.

    • @johng6350
      @johng6350 Před 3 měsíci +2

      As someone who worked as a janitor, I'd add water and coffee to that list. You're thinking, water? Nah, that's not too bad. Yeah, that's part of the problem. No one tells the janitor when they spill water. So I show up for work the next day to a nasty brown stain that, by that point, takes an inordinate amount of time and special chemicals to clean up.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Sticky soda pop is up there, too. Pickle juice is maybe another. We'll have a top ten here someday!

    • @TehButterflyEffect
      @TehButterflyEffect Před 3 měsíci +1

      Vinegar, floor cleaner and alcohol. Dish soap and laundry detergent can also take a while to clean up, but cleaning up an entire bottle (or a CASE) of floor cleaner is THE WORST.
      And the alcohol smells like a toilet the entire time.

  • @markorollo.
    @markorollo. Před 3 měsíci +3

    Love the cat one, how the dog looked like it was trying to help.

    • @slackolantern
      @slackolantern Před měsícem

      It was so wholesome, not only did the dog want to help, but the cat was calm and let the dog check it out afterwards.

  • @BarneyRubble9999
    @BarneyRubble9999 Před 3 měsíci +7

    So many people who cannot capture video in landscape orientation. 🤦‍♂️

  • @RockPowerUSA
    @RockPowerUSA Před 3 měsíci +5

    That's a snake that had been waiting on that storm door for that payback moment. Whether the snake was doing it personally himself or hired by an agent from a higher power...we will never know.

  • @frankfrei-b9902
    @frankfrei-b9902 Před 3 měsíci +13

    0:58 "no one was harmed"
    ... sure ...

    • @failarmy
      @failarmy  Před 3 měsíci +12

      Motorcyclist's name is 'No one'. What's the problem?

    • @dr.robertbennett3452
      @dr.robertbennett3452 Před 3 měsíci

      @@failarmyyou on a roll with the humorous responses 😂😂😂

  • @Icewing10
    @Icewing10 Před 3 měsíci +2

    The "I got bit" was hilarious

  • @SeenGod
    @SeenGod Před 3 měsíci +5

    still waiting for the Ultimate Falling Down Stairs compilation.. should be about 800 hours long 👍

  • @williambyrd2895
    @williambyrd2895 Před 3 měsíci +9

    Thank goodness he had another parachute. 😱

    • @brunobastos5533
      @brunobastos5533 Před 3 měsíci +2

      is mandatory to get a reserve even paraglider got one , what save him was is calm

  • @thatslottonuts
    @thatslottonuts Před 3 měsíci +1

    When that man sneezed into the shelf, I absolutely soiled myself.

  • @jasonmillers6941
    @jasonmillers6941 Před 3 měsíci +6

    Somebody tell her that Lita is that girl in WWE who used to come out with the Hardy Boys.

    @LOACCTV Před 2 měsíci

    It's not every day you come across a video of this caliber, but this one is truly remarkable.

  • @smokefan1443
    @smokefan1443 Před 3 měsíci +6

    That was the most gentle fall off a horse I've ever seen. Lol. Thank goodness, though!

    • @logancarty2542
      @logancarty2542 Před 3 měsíci +1

      although it may have looked gentle, it appeared that the horse was going to lay down as it didn’t feel comfortable doing what she was asking of it. this can be extremely dangerous if you aren’t able to get off in time and get stuck under your horse. lots of riders are injured or killed in these sorts of accidents unfortunately

  • @justinbarton2278
    @justinbarton2278 Před 3 měsíci +18

    Was that a real snake? Wtfff

    • @failarmy
      @failarmy  Před 3 měsíci +18

      He got bit by the melodrama snake. Symptoms include breathing difficulty, loss of balance, and/or a flair for the theatrical.

    • @AdelleM1068
      @AdelleM1068 Před 3 měsíci +3

      ​@@failarmyLMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful Před 3 měsíci

      @@failarmyYeah he lose balance already....so did he die or?

    • @dr.robertbennett3452
      @dr.robertbennett3452 Před 3 měsíci


  • @FFXI_History_Guide
    @FFXI_History_Guide Před 3 měsíci +5

    4:30 the fact his gram'ma wanted to spice up his man cave is *wholesome as fuck* though.

    • @TehButterflyEffect
      @TehButterflyEffect Před 3 měsíci

      Really? Why mess up a good comment with a completely unwholesome word? Quit swearing so much.

  • @swp466
    @swp466 Před 3 měsíci +2

    4:48 -- Well, to be fair, In-n-Out doesn't call the fries "animal style" for nothing 🤣

  • @allegory7638
    @allegory7638 Před 2 měsíci

    The curse of a low coefficient of friction seems to account for many memorable moments.

  • @TheHelpMaster
    @TheHelpMaster Před 3 měsíci +34

    For people wondering, yes the snake was real and yes, he is okay. The snake missed and he just assumed he was bit.

    • @SureshKrishna5
      @SureshKrishna5 Před 3 měsíci +4

      How do you know? Asking out of genuine concern for that guy!

    • @mundanestuff
      @mundanestuff Před 3 měsíci

      terrifying experience, to be sure, followed up with someone attempting to find out what's going on by opening the door with the snake on it!

    • @casdragon_5939
      @casdragon_5939 Před 3 měsíci +4

      it wasn't even venomous anyway, really not a big deal lol

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @casdragon_5939 true, rat snakes like that only have "sand paper teeth" - it & the guy just bumped heads.

  • @tcapfan4190
    @tcapfan4190 Před 3 měsíci +2

    6:22 the perfect slipping on ice sound lol

  • @rasec46
    @rasec46 Před 3 měsíci +57

    Kinda sad that if it isn't dashcam or security footage no one knows what is landscape filming anymore.

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan Před 3 měsíci +7

      I criticised my brother for filming his holiday in portrait format and he told me his Samsung phone ‘doesn’t record videos in landscape format’!

    • @AhDollar
      @AhDollar Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@@AtheistOrphanwhat kind of film, 16mm, 35mm, or 70mm?

    • @Mermaid704
      @Mermaid704 Před 3 měsíci +6

      A lot of videos are using portrait format because they were filmed for TikTok or Instagram. Lot of the younger crowd aren't familiar with landscape format, and why it's better for most things.

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@AhDollar - Film, as in the verb ‘To film’. Consult the Oxford English Dictionary or ask your English teacher when back at school on Monday. Q.V: Film Definition & Meaning
      film. 2 of 2. verb. filmed; filming; films. transitive verb. 1. : to cover with or as if with a film. 2. : to make a motion picture of or from.

    • @couch2558
      @couch2558 Před 3 měsíci +2

      What you have to remember is most of these people are filming expecting it to go on social medias like tiktok, Instagram, and Snapchat, which aren't landscape. They also will show people using their phone, which they can hold in portrait.

  • @VolkerBee
    @VolkerBee Před 3 měsíci +27

    3:09 looked really painful

    • @KFTx98
      @KFTx98 Před 3 měsíci +3

      that boy died if i remember rightly he was 15

    • @goldfishonwheels
      @goldfishonwheels Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@KFTx98 yeah he did sadly

    • @KFTx98
      @KFTx98 Před 3 měsíci

      @@goldfishonwheels poor kid x

    • @Fl_Finesse
      @Fl_Finesse Před 3 měsíci

      From that bike accident??

    • @admiralsnackbar69
      @admiralsnackbar69 Před 3 měsíci +2

      ​@PoeeTv he hit it at like 30mph, went home had a cardiac arrest and died a week later in hospital.
      The arrest was attributed to the accident.

  • @Zapp__Brannigan
    @Zapp__Brannigan Před 3 měsíci +1

    @2:03 This is so damn funny. Dude does a sneeze/headbutt of a shelf.

  • @scariestfloodmomentsofalltime5

    I appreciate the unique angle you took on this topic.

  • @erikfour6200
    @erikfour6200 Před 3 měsíci +2

    03:30 "Who..who's Nita?"
    "You Nita put that down!"

  • @joelmoses565
    @joelmoses565 Před 3 měsíci +2

    I’m so glad no body got hurt 😞 in this video! 0:28 Everyone has a bad day on Failarmy! ☹️😭 But is very hilarious every week! 😅😂 Your videos are amazing FA! ⭐️🌟🤩

  • @MrYfrank14
    @MrYfrank14 Před 3 měsíci +4

    2:23- I like how horses let you know they want you to get off of them.

  • @Bmontepeque11
    @Bmontepeque11 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I can't believe I've had more than an entire year's worth of people slipping on their staircases in front of their door 🤣🤣

  • @couch2558
    @couch2558 Před 3 měsíci +14

    There's no way that motorcyclist at 0:57 wasn't hurt, even if he got away with only minor injuries

  • @shukei26
    @shukei26 Před 3 měsíci

    3:38 Her:“Who’s Nita???” Him:“ You NITA put that down.” I died 😂😂😂

  • @mike-d.winter3520
    @mike-d.winter3520 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Now I want to know who Nita is as well.

  • @Comedychannel8880
    @Comedychannel8880 Před 3 měsíci +2

    "No one was harmed"
    More Like.
    "Everyone was harmed" 🤣

  • @JujulieHH
    @JujulieHH Před 3 měsíci +3

    French-Canadian being sub-titled into English by FA is a fail in itself 🤣 But thanks for the effort guys

    • @MrYfrank14
      @MrYfrank14 Před 3 měsíci +3

      They can't even get English sub titles for English right.
      I assume they just grab a crack addict off the street and give him 5.00 to do the sub titles.

  • @xacbertdebarbeira_
    @xacbertdebarbeira_ Před 3 měsíci +1

    Wow look, someone actually made it down their stairs, congrats Banana Ball!

  • @george241986
    @george241986 Před 3 měsíci +1

    0:20: telephone booth on wheels, very aerodynamic 😂

  • @AlwaysBolttheBird
    @AlwaysBolttheBird Před 3 měsíci

    I could watch that guy sneeze into the shelf a million times

  • @SSmith-fm9kg
    @SSmith-fm9kg Před 3 měsíci +1

    "Who is Nita?" "You Nita put that down."

  • @Paiadakine
    @Paiadakine Před 3 měsíci

    I love the ones that cost lots of money to fix.

  • @Ic3h0rnEt14
    @Ic3h0rnEt14 Před 3 měsíci +1

    2:04 and 3:09 absolutely killed me

  • @jeremiahsmith2037
    @jeremiahsmith2037 Před 3 měsíci +4

    I am so glad I don’t have to clean up a bunch of cans

  • @Allthatendsagaing
    @Allthatendsagaing Před 3 měsíci

    I love forgetting about this channel for a few days and just binging the hell out of em. Who Is Nita?

  • @titiwin25
    @titiwin25 Před 3 měsíci +4

    4:18 LMAO ... 🤣 bless her!

  • @mitchellkalina8191
    @mitchellkalina8191 Před 3 měsíci +3

    The series of events at 1:05 had me in tears 🤣

  • @stevencooper2464
    @stevencooper2464 Před 3 měsíci

    And that last video is why I prefer powdered detergents over liquids.😄

  • @LiveDonkeyDeadLion
    @LiveDonkeyDeadLion Před 3 měsíci +5

    I felt that trip in my toes

  • @P42fanwholikesdouglas
    @P42fanwholikesdouglas Před 3 měsíci +1

    What a great channel I love it!

  • @mavenfrankeus7287
    @mavenfrankeus7287 Před 3 měsíci +3

    The third guy falling on concrete had my toes, sphincter and eyeballs crinching...

  • @IRosamelia
    @IRosamelia Před 3 měsíci

    It ocurred to me I should stick anti-slip tape on my porch's stairs. Thanks FailArmy 😁

  • @Movie168BC
    @Movie168BC Před 3 měsíci

    Love your videos and jokes.❤👍

  • @Batters56
    @Batters56 Před 3 měsíci +3

    3:16 Hey! This ain’t Just Rolled In!

  • @garyzavi0417
    @garyzavi0417 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Your Videos Are The Best. 🔥🔥🔥

  • @LyleStyle87
    @LyleStyle87 Před 3 měsíci +1

    1:01 Way to keep calm and composed, Guy. Yell and get your family to run out.. right into the snake that just got you 🤦‍♂️

  • @BingeCentralIdiotsAtWork
    @BingeCentralIdiotsAtWork Před 3 měsíci

    Every time I think I've seen the funniest fall, the next one tops it! 😂 Anyone else have a personal 'top 3 falls' from this compilation? Share yours below! 👇

  • @lightspeedius
    @lightspeedius Před 3 měsíci +1

    3:49 "Pull hard! Harder! HARDER!" 💀

  • @pvt.bushmann5903
    @pvt.bushmann5903 Před 3 měsíci +7

    As somebody who plans to become a Paratrooper in the near future, the idea of being in that situation is honestly really unnerving.

    • @Durwood71
      @Durwood71 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Dude handled it like a pro.

    • @whiterook8022
      @whiterook8022 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Get used to the idea of being in that situation at some point.. Good luck to you.

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan Před 3 měsíci +3

      Paratroopers usually jump using static lines. (My uncle was in the Parachute Regiment).

    • @MrYfrank14
      @MrYfrank14 Před 3 měsíci

      Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die...
      And he ain't gonna jump no more

    • @sludge8506
      @sludge8506 Před 3 měsíci

      That’s why they wear helmets.

  • @maxmt4325
    @maxmt4325 Před 3 měsíci +2

    That snake at 1:06 though. You know that guy Gona look up every time he opens a door

  • @woodrax
    @woodrax Před 3 měsíci +1

    I sometimes wonder if FailArmy has a deal with Deicer companies, what with them posting so many people slipping on stairs and such all the time.

  • @BakaTaco
    @BakaTaco Před 3 měsíci +2

    In today's episode of "They just ate crap"... We have the usual suspects, such as: running and face planting, falling down the stairs/front porch and crashing a motorbike. But we also have the return of fan favourites such as: Wedding going wrong, jumping onto a bin and falling, and of course... NO ONE WAS HARMED!
    Tune in next time for the same thing, but it's funny, hehe haha!

  • @Corey300
    @Corey300 Před 3 měsíci +4

    BS....no way a toy car
    did that damage...

  • @noelhutchins7366
    @noelhutchins7366 Před 3 měsíci +1

    4:59 That's not the time to get out, the height of a bus floor is 4ft off the ground; the idea to leave the buss is to be free-swimming in sewage: you can sit on seat-backs with your feet dry on the seats 6 feet up; be rescued as a high-value-group instead of washed-out stray single random persons that are barely visible. Have one person always be up on top, through the hatch, waving down any passing aircraft or floating-people and vessels: the bus will be infinitely safer, and faster to be rescued with everyone aboard.

  • @Ic3h0rnEt14
    @Ic3h0rnEt14 Před 3 měsíci +4

    6:37 parachute dude looked like he was flushed down a toilet

  • @1.4142
    @1.4142 Před 3 měsíci +1

    4:02 It would be cool if that was part of a jiujitsu takedown

  • @mr.miller3432
    @mr.miller3432 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Other than hit the ground what do you do if the backup chute fails?

    • @JedForge
      @JedForge Před 3 měsíci +5

      "If that chute don't open wide, I've got another one by my side. If that one should fail me too, look out ground I'm coming through!"

    • @sludge8506
      @sludge8506 Před 3 měsíci

      Untangle the chute.
      Or wear a better helmet.

  • @carsonhunt4642
    @carsonhunt4642 Před 3 měsíci

    @7:40 the young bloke finally figuring out why mommies used to like washing machines so much 😂🤣

  • @Daniel-Strain
    @Daniel-Strain Před 3 měsíci +7

    At 6:14 when it is slippery enough that your feet SLIDE under you, you don't just say "be careful". There's no 'careful' way to roller skate on a surface like that. If it's that slick, you STOP everything you're doing and tell others, "Wait, don't come out here. You will slip and fall." Then look for other places to step or go around. It was just luck that he managed to stay upright.

    • @sludge8506
      @sludge8506 Před 3 měsíci

      He won’t be getting any for awhile.

    • @pedrofrancisco2964
      @pedrofrancisco2964 Před 3 měsíci +1

      It's funny how he said, "it's ok, you're not dirty". He just didn't want her to have to change again, probably would have taken another hour and a half.

  • @joshuaworth9876
    @joshuaworth9876 Před 3 měsíci

    Him: "Put it down."
    Her: "Poor choice of words."

  • @GeraltofRivia22
    @GeraltofRivia22 Před 3 měsíci

    3:10 there is absolutely no way this guy isn't seriously injured.

  • @KarolyPapp
    @KarolyPapp Před 3 měsíci +2

    There goes a head and two limbs: *NO ONE WAS HARMED*

  • @MFNDman
    @MFNDman Před 3 měsíci

    We ever find out who Nita was? Touch my consoles, even if I cheated, I'll break your finger lol

  • @TehButterflyEffect
    @TehButterflyEffect Před 3 měsíci

    Parachute didn't look like it popped wrong. Did he just hit a bad pocket of air and couldn't recover from the spin?

  • @r6u356une56ney
    @r6u356une56ney Před 3 měsíci +1

    Seems like the vast majority of these have the additional fail of holding their phone the wrong way to record video, thus wasting 2/3 of the screen on either side. I blame Steve Jobs for starting this terrible trend by having the iPhone ever allow video to be recorded in anything other than landscape orientation. You can TURN YOUR PHONE horizontal. I can't turn my 22" widescreen PC monitor vertical.

  • @ehole593
    @ehole593 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Dude's knee gives out @1:38. ouch!

  • @IBelievedAgain
    @IBelievedAgain Před 3 měsíci +1

    One on the horse was entirely the rider’s fault. I’m not sure what they were expecting by yanking that hard on the reins but it’s literally horse riding 101 to not do that 🙄

    • @blossomroblox8712
      @blossomroblox8712 Před 3 měsíci

      hey girly that was me and if you saw the whole clip you’d know that it wasn’t my fault, don’t take stuff out of context 😘😘

  • @ToastedBread68
    @ToastedBread68 Před 3 měsíci +5

    7:47 Dude was way too chill about his dog being in there. Probably irritated his paws and if he licked any of it that's really bad news.

    • @BurmaJ
      @BurmaJ Před 3 měsíci

      Guy was a jerk yelling at his dog.

    • @MajorasWrath1
      @MajorasWrath1 Před 3 měsíci

      @@BurmaJ you are both clowns

  • @Mike-pd6np
    @Mike-pd6np Před 3 měsíci +1

    The fact that you're so calm about your dog doing that is the reason it keeps behaving that way. Dog owners are unbelievable.

    • @breadnaut3087
      @breadnaut3087 Před 3 měsíci +8

      You truly believe she just happened to have a camera filming directly above the food with her dog there? That was all staged dude.

    • @Mike-pd6np
      @Mike-pd6np Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@breadnaut3087 does that change the fact that she's encouraging the behavior? That's literally my point. Thanks for contributing nothing to this conversation.

    • @SquirrelGrrl
      @SquirrelGrrl Před 3 měsíci +1

      Typical pit bull owner. Dangerous dogs.

  • @Masked_Pirate_Geist
    @Masked_Pirate_Geist Před 3 měsíci +7

    6:21 wow what a charming woman. He TOLD her to be careful multiple times and she tells him to shut up when he's visibly concerned if she's been hurt.

    • @Mermaid704
      @Mermaid704 Před 3 měsíci +4

      Did you notice he was carrying EXACTLY 2 bags, and she had about 12? 😂

    • @LilyKitsune.
      @LilyKitsune. Před 3 měsíci +7

      did you hear her laughing lmfao dont assume someone is an asshole when you dont even know all the details

    • @IRatchetI
      @IRatchetI Před 3 měsíci +6

      She was laughing when she said it. Calm down there sport.

  • @MayaWu44
    @MayaWu44 Před 3 měsíci +4

    3:30 - Who is Nita? [crashes console] Me in such situation - she's my new girlfriend, but who the hell are you?!