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For Doug: A man once had a dream he was eating a giant marshmallow. When he woke up he discovered his pillow was missing. His wife asked him if he was okay and responds, "I'm just feeling a little down."
Joke explanation for those that want it: Pillows used to be stuffed with feathers otherwise known as down. The man had eaten his pillow in his sleep and could feel the feathers in his stomach.
It's not a good joke.
@rs1810, that was a good joke it had me laughing
😂😂😂
If even MAX is telling us to skip the video, I'm extremely scared.
Same 😂
Can't believe JP is finally being seen by a surgeon for his Cringe-ectemy
😂😂😂
The day JP wins a joke boat is the day I buy a lotto ticket, cause that would take a miracle
But these videos are filmed days or weeks in advance, so even if he won you'd be so late it wouldn't matter anymore
Lol the beginning was funny, Max’s speech was like those save the animals commercials
Doug’s question: I wouldn’t call it the “best”, but my favourite bad joke is “how do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it”.
😂😂😂
I saw the tittle and just said “no chance” out loud
Glad the likes will go towards the fund for JP, warms my heart that you’re helping him, lol
I call my bedroom a funeral because that’s where I lay to rest
Black-Leather boots, no beef-in
Unbreaking on my pick, can't be beat-en
Diamonds on my body, take eight pieces
Need some pants, and its really made ea-sy
I'ma show you how to get it
It go right square up, left square, slide
left square up, right square, slide
Basically I'm sayin' either way, it's gon' be mine
Ayy, can't let this chance slide, ayy
Don't you want some pants like me? No?
It can help you fight off zom-bos
Get that full set of ar-mor
I'ma a killa with a map - where we at?
(Baby) Don't you want some pants like me? No?
They can help you fight off zom-bos
Fight em off with many ar-rows
And you know we out here everyday with it
I'ma show you how to get it
It go right square up, left square, slide
left square up, right square, slide
Basically I'm sayin' either way, it's gon' be mine
Ayy, can't let this chance slide, ayy (horsebaaaaaack)
Two thousand pairs, now that's a lot, ayy, yeah
Two hundred diamonds left- make some blocks
Woah, yeah
Metal can't touch it
Just take the shot- maybe not
I don't know what's wrong with me
Poison pot, woah yeah
Now it's not, woah yeah
Healin' pot
Got so many pots, I be mistakin' pots for other pots
Got so many villagers I love outta zombie spots
Other than the wolves I got, its either you or me
That's just how I think it's either you or me
Those diamonds were too deep for you, baby
2 or 3 of us bout to mine where they layin'
Black-Leather boots, no beef-in
Unbreaking on my pick, can't be beat-en
Diamonds on my body, take eight pieces
Need some pants, and its really made ea-sy
I'ma show you how to get it
It go right square up, left square, slide
left square up, right square, slide
Basically I'm sayin' either way, it's gon' be mine
Ayy, can't let this chance slide, ayy (horsebaaaaaack)
Diamond slide, then I make it double-time
Then I give her ten
Cause we gettin' rich up in the mine
Even if it is a grind, I know she'll be fine
I'm not even slippin'
We'll just see how those diamonds shine, woah yea
Can't describe the pressure, down here in the depths yea
Really, I just can't afford to die and hit restart, yea
If they really grief me
We'll just play by ourselves, yea
If they really grief me
They can do it all themselves, yea
Solo playthroughs, only hardcore, for real
Heard you like to play on easy, c'mon what's the deal?
Next time at least play on normal, ya feel?
Black-Leather boots, no beef-in
Unbreaking on my pick, can't be beat-en
Diamonds on my body, take eight pieces
Need some pants, and its really made ea-sy
I'ma show you how
It go right square up, left square, slide
left square up, right square, slide
Basically I'm sayin' either way, it's gon' be mine
Ayy, can't let this chance slide, ayy
Don't you want some pants like me? No?
It can help you fight off zom-bos
(zombos)
Get that full set of ar-mor
(armor)
I'ma a killa with a map - where we at? (where we at?)
(Baby) Don't you want some pants like me? No?
They can help you fight off zom-bos
(zombos)
Fight em off with many ar-rows
(arrows)
And you know we out here everyday with it
I'ma show you how to get it
It go right square up, left square, slide
left square up, right square, slide
Basically I'm sayin' either way, it's gon' be mine
AYYY
(horsebaaaaack)
this is my favorite song
Such a wonderful song :,)
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“Consider Skipping this Video”
Me: *I’m going to like this video, but I’ll listen to the title and take my leave*
I haven’t heard a Rossome joke in forever 😂😂😂🎉 wish he’d do more 😊
13:45 I call my bedroom the funeral because I'm giving people little deaths
I've only seen the first 20 seconds of the video and it already hurts
Doug’s question of the day:
My dad asked me if I’ve seen the dog bowl. I didn’t know he could do that
Well I just went on my lunch break so I am not skipping this one. I need entertainment as I consume my food.
Its never normal when JP is involved. But seriously Max, you and your friends are the only people aside from my mom I can trust to never let me down! I love watching your videos, they always cheer me up. Love you Max! Keep up what your doing and keep being yourself! Also love Ross!
I’m so old I remember when Ross voiced a square werewolf
Doug's question: there was a shark attack today, it ate his entire left side. I was shocked to find out he was alright.
Many videos where JP wins never see the light of day, this one seems to have slipped through the cracks.
Krista dropping hints with that first joke? 😂
I have no bad jokes, that I can think off of the top of my head
Nah Jp on the thumbnail like that I got to see this
my spidey sense were tingling
Just something I noticed Max, does the captain’s log actually date the video since I saw the date and time on it was slowly progressing as time went on
personally, my favorite catchphrase in all of Joke Boat history is, "Uh, YEAH, I'm a yogurt parfait."
Doug's Question: What do you call a scary bee?? A boobee
I can't think of a bad joke that would be my favorite
I wanna see Kyle in Joke Boat. something tells me that would be more chaotic than my dad after a few beers (this is a joke)
Can also some of the likes go-to help JPs height?
skip a video?
I could never
Im sorry max, but i will be rewatching this video to support you more!
18:17 I feel old
For Doug:
A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?”
The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk." The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way.
Some years later, The same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks again accept him, feed him, even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier. The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk."
The man says, "All right, all right. I'm dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?"
The monks reply, "You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk."
The man sets about his task. About five years later, after travelling the entire globe and counting and recounting, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, "I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 134,099,324,339,983,139,298,173,248 blades of grass and 294,927,138,837,335,983,495,839,925 sand pebbles on the earth." The monks reply, "Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound."
The monks lead the man to a wooden door where the head monk says, "The sound is right behind that door."
The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, "Real funny. May I have the key?"
The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone.
The man demands the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of iron.
He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire.
He demands another key from the monks, and so it went until the man had gone through doors of diamond, silver, emerald, ruby, titanium, topaz, amber, and so on.
Finally, the monks say, "This is the last key to the last door."
The man is relieved to know its the end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound
But he can't tell you cause you're not a monk.
Fizzy reading my mind with I was crazy once
Remember when krista went by cheese, it's been a while
It's just madness
I'm very worried.
18:12 "I'm not a sloth"
Max what is your favorite flavor of candy corn ?
I would never skip a video, they're always the best
Calcium is a good element
I knew that JP in the thumbnail and that the first 0.0001 second this would be bad
I'd never miss a video!
for doug: i will stand by my opinion (by which i mean fact) that the greatest joke ever told is as follows: "Would you rather have unlimited bacon and no video games, or unlimited video games and no video games?"
OH NO- not joke boat
Left square up right square slide
right square up left square slide
Honestly thought Max was gonna put : I'm so old I remember when ROSS was a house owner
Oh no
Liking to help JP
jp being the cover and the title being consider skipping… im worried
I love Jack box 😊
Me seeing the title: it can’t be that bad.
Me seeing the intro: Oh no..
Ellos Doug! I don't remember any jokes-
i have considered not skipping this video
Hearing Ross say Rossome sent me imma be real.
Ross’s kryptonite is asking him to be funny on the spot. JP’s is asking him 32 business days in advance if he can read a pre-made joke out with full clown costume and six rehearsals
Title: Maybe you should skip this.
Me, Chad faced: No, no I don't think I will.
Why
Read title first thought was "no I don't think I will" meme
You had to add Jim the neighbor
I liked the video for max…but JP…WTF WAS THAT!!!!???? THAT WAS SO HORRIBLE I ACTUALLY PULLED MY HAIR OUT AND PUKED!!!!!!!
I have Krista’s lost Khakis /j
Don’t worry JP, we’ll make you not cringe one day.
To answer Doug question: my bad joke I know is the camouflage joke. You know when a cringey dad says those thing. Another bad joke is Jp and my dad
i don't skip videos, so let's see how this goes
eauh?
Banana
FIZZY IS QUOTING SMII7Y?!!!
No I will not
Hi
"Consider skipping the video" , me who clicked it to watch 😊
JP has my pity for this video...🙈
Oh god…the only game that JP can win 🤣🤣😂
Edit: I only know bad puns not jokes 😅
I will not be skipping this video, although I am unsure if that is a wise decision.
For Doug's question of the day, the best bad joke I know is: What is both light and blue?
A: Light Blue.
I don't think any amount of money can fix JP's cringe syndrome 😞
listen joke boat is never funny but this so far has been funny
skip a Mithzan video…?
NEVER
Love your vids Max! ❤️
I don't do what Im told so no, no I will not consider skipping this video.
10:54 hate to be that guy but, I'm pretty sure that dates the video..
Im watching this on my birthday :))
Cringe meeter already at a time high before the episode even fully starts
OMG YES JOKE BOAT IS BACK
ROSSOME JOKE?!!!!!!
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, rubber room. A rubber room with rats.Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, rubber room. A rubber room with rats.Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, rubber room. A rubber room with rats.Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, rubber room. A rubber room with rats.Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, rubber room. A rubber room with rats.Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, rubber room. A rubber room with rats.Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, rubber room. A rubber room with rats.Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, rubber room. A rubber room with rats.Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, rubber room. A rubber room with rats.Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, rubber room. A rubber room with rats.Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, rubber room. A rubber room with rats.Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, rubber room. A rubber room with rats.Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, rubber room. A rubber room with rats.
Say what you want but this video was pretty Rossome
Im helping fund JP becoming less cringe.
I’m now make this the most viewed video on the channel
Despite the cringe I feel I will not skip a max video…no matter if the first joke made me wanna slam my head into the wall
I was really rooting for arland :(
Oh my gods, i was not expecting this much cringe
If you skip this video: You Are Cringe; and miss Max finally winning Joke boat.
Just by the opening alone I can tell JP was really cringe this video.
jps learning to be funny?!?!?! unreal
This will either be the most liked or least liked video then
NOT JOKE BOAT OMG /j
I just came here to say
Ok I'll skip
But the moment I saw jokeboat I changed my decision.
JP cringe is amazing, wdym
each like with save a life from JP cringe
stop being cringe JP!
Do some party box with aph
We miss aph doing stuff instead of minecraft