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  • čas přidán 18. 11. 2019
  • In this video (Part 1 of 932) we show you how to create an integer in C++.
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  • @artem_hilia
    @artem_hilia Před 4 lety +72469

    There is no yellow circle around cursor 0/10

    • @user-ws2ko2wn9i
      @user-ws2ko2wn9i Před 4 lety +1163

      akhilya bruh, I’m like literally died while I laughed

    • @adls04
      @adls04 Před 4 lety +38

      Lol

    • @nightm4re.
      @nightm4re. Před 4 lety +127

      honestly, you deserve a medal for this comment.

    • @armakeen3576
      @armakeen3576 Před 4 lety +68

      Haha I can't stop laughing ! How did you find a pic this crazy ?

    • @david-a-pospisil520
      @david-a-pospisil520 Před 4 lety +55

      @@armakeen3576 i really, really, really like this image

  • @Charlie092
    @Charlie092 Před 4 lety +32775

    The sound of keyboard typing without anything being typed is so accurate

  • @generalised_exception
    @generalised_exception Před 3 lety +15034

    When you're trying to learn Python but end up learning Hindi..

    • @ajemajh
      @ajemajh Před 3 lety +372

      take my like damnit

    • @seamike87
      @seamike87 Před 3 lety +44

      xD

    • @dewdop
      @dewdop Před 3 lety +112

      This is funnier than the video 🦆

    • @falex9070
      @falex9070 Před 3 lety +14

      fking damn so funny :D!

    • @Sqwify
      @Sqwify Před 3 lety +41

      @vlаdimir рutin is аndrеi раnin jfk is jimmy carter the earth is a triangle

  • @personguy3885
    @personguy3885 Před 3 lety +7517

    "we are going to continue where we left off last time"
    *there was no video before this*

    • @goldengameplay2944
      @goldengameplay2944 Před 3 lety +155

      LMAOO SO TRUE

    • @fuckk-popandtiktok3388
      @fuckk-popandtiktok3388 Před 3 lety +11

      @@goldengameplay2944 give me a example of a video like that

    • @LoxieWasTaken
      @LoxieWasTaken Před 3 lety +28

      fuck k-pop and tiktok no

    • @esau817
      @esau817 Před 3 lety +77

      @@fuckk-popandtiktok3388 ain't giving you a link but I've seen many videos where I need to learn something and they show some already started code and they mention their previous videos but oh shit, you won't find them in this universe no matter how much you dig into the web and it's hella annoying because mostly you're in a hurry, lol.

    • @turtles10
      @turtles10 Před 3 lety +39

      and we'll continue to build on this next time (with no next video)

  • @casperdewith
    @casperdewith Před 3 lety +28673

    Still missing that moment the quality drops to 240p exactly when the core information is on screen.

    • @swattikkarma7217
      @swattikkarma7217 Před 3 lety +350

      That's in old days chek the new version

    • @casperdewith
      @casperdewith Před 3 lety +33

      @@swattikkarma7217 New version?

    • @mindofGOAT
      @mindofGOAT Před 3 lety +565

      @@swattikkarma7217 which one Indian 1.4 or 1.7

    • @alexismedor
      @alexismedor Před 3 lety +229

      @@mindofGOAT 1.69. 1.7's quality is too high, it makes my ears bleed.

    • @granie300
      @granie300 Před 3 lety +14

      @unspeakablegame 2 you got me

  • @Josh-nv4gp
    @Josh-nv4gp Před 3 lety +7402

    "You can use the link in the description"
    *Description is empty*

    • @jameswolfe6195
      @jameswolfe6195 Před 3 lety +166

      404 Error

    • @asagatch
      @asagatch Před 3 lety +109

      Page full of ads

    • @Peacemaker-96
      @Peacemaker-96 Před 3 lety +127

      Buy this domain NOW!

    • @teasharp
      @teasharp Před 3 lety +83

      Some random ass page with 3 convincing download buttons that are too distinct from each other to trust any of them

    • @nabeelyaseen6326
      @nabeelyaseen6326 Před 3 lety +24

      Your phone has virus install guruTech to save lives

  • @maya-cc2sx
    @maya-cc2sx Před 3 lety +7159

    In India, that accent would be considered to be that of someone trying to sound American

  • @Jack-ht3fr
    @Jack-ht3fr Před 3 lety +3932

    When the tutorial title is in English, he starts the video giving you welcome in English and then he starts speaking Hindi

    • @alokbaluni8760
      @alokbaluni8760 Před 3 lety +173

      Happened to me too😂

    • @marajadeskywalker5992
      @marajadeskywalker5992 Před 3 lety +187

      That’s literally every gta mod tutorial ever

    • @fuckk-popandtiktok3388
      @fuckk-popandtiktok3388 Před 3 lety +113

      Well that happens to me with every physics videos

    • @Systemicglee___
      @Systemicglee___ Před 3 lety +9

      @@fuckk-popandtiktok3388 How do you write your name like that? When I was creating this acc, it didn't even accepted # sign and when I removed the # sign and put 69. Still Google didn't approve it lmao.

    • @shailyjhaveri8283
      @shailyjhaveri8283 Před 3 lety +75

      You should learn Hindi before coding😂❤️

  • @nul00000OOO
    @nul00000OOO Před 4 lety +20764

    Still understood every word, needs thicker accent, 6/10

    • @dharmang
      @dharmang Před 4 lety +85

      lmao, talk to me then haha

    • @andreasrs69
      @andreasrs69 Před 4 lety +181

      The first video was the best, it only needed more Indian accent, more background noise, and the guy saying sorry when he coughs

    • @DoodleDoo
      @DoodleDoo Před 4 lety +3

      Yeah the accent still not accurate.

    • @anakinskywalkerrr
      @anakinskywalkerrr Před 4 lety

      Agree and approve

    • @sagelioneldsouza8230
      @sagelioneldsouza8230 Před 4 lety +2

      6/9

  • @rxfein
    @rxfein Před 3 lety +9242

    No “okay?” at the end of every sentence 0/10

  • @sohamdambalkar1602
    @sohamdambalkar1602 Před 3 lety +3176

    0/10
    -No yellow circle appears when he clicks
    -FPS isn't like 10
    -144p

  • @ouassimzayani8806
    @ouassimzayani8806 Před 3 lety +1460

    You can use the link in the description
    Description: thank you for watching

  • @MrLordFireDragon
    @MrLordFireDragon Před 4 lety +12564

    "Part 1 of 932"
    "We are going to continue where we left off last time..."

    • @gaymoder
      @gaymoder Před 4 lety +617

      Last part was part 0 bro, the basics, you know, where they introduced us how to build an airplane!

    • @lightsab4675
      @lightsab4675 Před 4 lety +148

      @@gaymoder Build an airplane? Nah mines was recreate Mars

    • @sluigi
      @sluigi Před 4 lety +50

      @@lightsab4675 Smh you forgot part -1 were they teach you how to recreate the earth and sun

    • @bucket4255
      @bucket4255 Před 3 lety +30

      @@sluigi What about part -2 where they taught us how to make your own Neutron Star?

    • @steffy1727
      @steffy1727 Před 3 lety +24

      Ay yo where is the -3 tutirial where he makes the universe out of c++

  • @Sleepyhead1211
    @Sleepyhead1211 Před 4 lety +11077

    This is C++ though. If you are doing the Indian accent it needs to be Java.

  • @elinoamrichter162
    @elinoamrichter162 Před 3 lety +636

    The opening music has to be Faded by Alan Walker

    • @temperrtinker2987
      @temperrtinker2987 Před 3 lety +15

      lol,but i guess indians like electronic music among foreign music

    • @shubhamsrivastava5198
      @shubhamsrivastava5198 Před 3 lety

      Accurate

    • @maheshguptha9796
      @maheshguptha9796 Před 3 lety +18

      @@temperrtinker2987 no we try to be cool by listening english songs and the popular ones are alan walker,justin beiber,ed sheeran,etc so

    • @Artist_of_Imagination
      @Artist_of_Imagination Před 3 lety +14

      @@maheshguptha9796 and end up becoming a joke 😂😂😂

    • @maheshguptha9796
      @maheshguptha9796 Před 3 lety

      @@Artist_of_Imagination hahaha true

  • @D17D
    @D17D Před 3 lety +671

    you forgot about the desktop being full of files

  • @Boxsteam
    @Boxsteam Před 4 lety +30824

    No man, the Indian accent is for Java. For c++, it needs to sound like a middle aged kinda fat white guy who breathes and talks through his mouth and take gasps of air every 3 words

    • @stevenmendoza3732
      @stevenmendoza3732 Před 4 lety +845

      So fucking true it hurts

    • @ineshi
      @ineshi Před 4 lety +135

      Bucky

    • @Boxsteam
      @Boxsteam Před 4 lety +40

      @@ineshi yep lmao

    • @lemonglataitor2123
      @lemonglataitor2123 Před 4 lety +82

      Exactly, it's like he does not even do computer science.

    • @triis8643
      @triis8643 Před 4 lety +113

      No not only for java. In the past i programmed in python and there are a lot of indians

  • @radughita1992
    @radughita1992 Před 4 lety +12196

    3/10
    No kids screaming in the background.
    No indistinguishable hindi mixed in with english.
    No yellow circle around the cursor.
    No mess on the desktop.
    No loud *C L I C K* sound.
    No suspicious scam websites.
    No arrow and text with a 2005 font pointing at obvious things.
    Like c'mon you weren't even trying.

    • @nekosalad8308
      @nekosalad8308 Před 4 lety +317

      you had a tough life man.

    • @lethall6609
      @lethall6609 Před 4 lety +11

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I'm the 100 like this is hilarious

    • @emresin
      @emresin Před 4 lety +168

      No saying ok after each phrase

    • @arc8218
      @arc8218 Před 4 lety +74

      And tutorial on notepad

    • @UltraNyan
      @UltraNyan Před 4 lety +10

      I'm saving this as a checklist for shitposting

  • @augustpreiler3555
    @augustpreiler3555 Před 3 lety +805

    You forgot to randomly select lines of code while you are talking about something else.

    • @mumkichux
      @mumkichux Před 3 lety +10

      Liked it being an Indian

    • @mumkichux
      @mumkichux Před 3 lety +1

      😂

    • @xxGSSDxx
      @xxGSSDxx Před 3 lety +2

      underrated comment

    • @user-bk8nl6wh7i
      @user-bk8nl6wh7i Před 3 lety

      😂 😂 😂

    • @abhijeetas7886
      @abhijeetas7886 Před 2 lety +1

      i randomly select line when i have nothing to do on the screen. idk why i do that, its an impulse to keep clicking and moving the mouse i think. like reading a paragraph keeps selecting lines randomly moving my mouse here and there. its like how you walk and pick up random things when you talk on a call or something

  • @your_average_cultured_dude
    @your_average_cultured_dude Před 3 lety +1661

    I can't stop laughing at the comments I'm dead lmao

  • @parodysauceofficialytps7484
    @parodysauceofficialytps7484 Před 4 lety +1245

    "Self driving car from scratch"
    In Scratch*

    • @yattibanks
      @yattibanks Před 3 lety +23

      Genius

    • @TheStickCollector
      @TheStickCollector Před 3 lety +7

      If I made it, itll run at .01 frames per second

    • @minimaleffortname2758
      @minimaleffortname2758 Před 3 lety +9

      @@TheStickCollector twice the speed of a normal scratch

    • @play005517
      @play005517 Před 3 lety +7

      @@TheStickCollector In this scenario we often use seconds per frame as the unit.

    • @TheStickCollector
      @TheStickCollector Před 3 lety

      @@play005517 well then it would be 1 hour per frame or something

  • @tldoesntlikebread
    @tldoesntlikebread Před 3 lety +14766

    *sees Indian guy on the street*
    "Are you Indian?"
    "Yes"
    "Okay, so I have this problem with my program..."

    • @souvikmitra6161
      @souvikmitra6161 Před 3 lety +401

      This makes me feel dumb lol.

    • @SwagsterPotatoGD
      @SwagsterPotatoGD Před 3 lety +30

      😂😂😂

    • @kaworunagisa4009
      @kaworunagisa4009 Před 3 lety +180

      Then there's me living in a country where Indians are more likely to be "native English speaker" teachers than programmers 😂😂😂

    • @Brahvim
      @Brahvim Před 3 lety +48

      Well you wouldn't ask a 14 year old like me abou it, would you?
      I am an Indian -_- ; I can kind of speak in the other two main (British/ Australian and American) accents, as well as the Indian accent. -_-

    • @SwagsterPotatoGD
      @SwagsterPotatoGD Před 3 lety +2

      @@kaworunagisa4009 lol

  • @bobbyman410
    @bobbyman410 Před 3 lety +165

    No "ok" after every sentence"
    No Bandicam logo at the top
    No yellow cursor
    Video should be 360p 10fps
    *-100/10*

  • @hiddenowen
    @hiddenowen Před 3 lety +213

    love how there’s just a picture of taj mahal in the background of a programming tutorial

  • @krzem
    @krzem Před 3 lety +4163

    "We're going to build a self driving car from scratch"
    How about *IN* scratch??

    • @unlikelysalmon786
      @unlikelysalmon786 Před 3 lety +151

      No that's what he tried to say, but the grammar was wrong.

    • @burzum_
      @burzum_ Před 3 lety +51

      Self driving car? You mean a class attribute

    • @shadowking8223
      @shadowking8223 Před 3 lety +86

      scratch is a programming language for kids, like drag and drop. thats why he meant that "in scratch"

    • @aaryansachdeva
      @aaryansachdeva Před 3 lety +2

      @@shadowking8223 ye ur right

    • @Metaegis
      @Metaegis Před 3 lety +1

      not funi

  • @scarkillerful
    @scarkillerful Před 4 lety +2294

    You forgot the "Hello Friends" at the beginning...

    • @ThePlacehole
      @ThePlacehole Před 4 lety +62

      And the phrase "which is nothing but" after literally every verb.

    • @gb7586
      @gb7586 Před 4 lety +12

      I immediately read it with indian accent

    •  Před 4 lety +14

      @@ThePlacehole You probably meant: after "each and every" verb.

    • @ThePlacehole
      @ThePlacehole Před 4 lety +1

      @ , Did I?

    •  Před 4 lety +1

      ​@@ThePlacehole That is how Indians do.

  • @mysticlunala8020
    @mysticlunala8020 Před 3 lety +442

    Indian guy teaches compiler how to do his job properly.

  • @ztexgaming2750
    @ztexgaming2750 Před 3 lety +136

    *Don't worry we will come back to that part later*

  • @freecodecamp
    @freecodecamp Před 4 lety +24869

    I was looking everywhere to find out how to create integer. You are truly a life saver! So glad I found this video and didn't have to copy and paste something from Stack Overflow! :)

    • @judahbenhur5820
      @judahbenhur5820 Před 4 lety +2560

      When the shitposting is so on point that even real and respected channels comment about this, lol

    • @yonaka973
      @yonaka973 Před 4 lety +285

      wtf

    • @bane2201
      @bane2201 Před 4 lety +133

      LMFAO.

    • @fabryscript
      @fabryscript Před 4 lety +72

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @edin5317
      @edin5317 Před 4 lety +72

      THIS IS THE BEST

  • @yppop1125
    @yppop1125 Před 4 lety +2269

    4/10 Need More Accent and the "Oke" before every word

  • @Sploo256
    @Sploo256 Před 3 lety +186

    we need the “hello friends” and a yellow circle on a cursor

  • @musa4747
    @musa4747 Před 3 lety +728

    😂. Shout out to Indian YT programmers though. These guys got me through my C++ module in my first year

    • @shailyjhaveri8283
      @shailyjhaveri8283 Před 3 lety +43

      Proud to be Indian :)
      Edit: felt more proud when my fellow Indians are bashing me in replies,while some saving me🙂🙏
      Check the replies to this comment and you will know how low a person can fall to abuse another,not knowing how it can affect the victim's mental health.

    • @b-zar8912
      @b-zar8912 Před 3 lety +90

      @@shailyjhaveri8283 You are a fake patriotic nationalistic guy who sits on your ass, commenting proud to be Indian while doing nothing for your country and irritating everyone else. Try to be less of an embarrasment.

    • @soilmilk2277
      @soilmilk2277 Před 3 lety +38

      @@b-zar8912 who u then fucktard

    • @shailyjhaveri8283
      @shailyjhaveri8283 Před 3 lety +26

      @@b-zar8912 first of all I am a 'girl',ig your eng is weak coz u can't read my name. Secondly you don't what I am doing so keep that bitch nose out of my business. Ask yourself what have you done for your country and stfu
      Edit: NOTHING UPSETS ME MORE THAN THE FACT THAT THERE'S NO EMPATHY LEFT IN HUMANS,I JUST WROTE FOR MY COUNTRY AND THEY'RE TRIGGERED AND STARTED ABUSING ME..ITS UP IM DONE WITH PEOPLE :"(

    • @modernstudios2106
      @modernstudios2106 Před 3 lety +4

      @@b-zar8912 no u are

  • @raz0229
    @raz0229 Před 3 lety +8525

    But the real question is:
    _Who teaches Indian guys to code?_

  • @nephytv
    @nephytv Před 4 lety +1378

    No unregistered hypercam 2. Unrealistic 0/10

    • @kubukoz_
      @kubukoz_ Před 4 lety +1

      69 likes, nice

    • @FLS96
      @FLS96 Před 4 lety +1

      I was expecting this comment xD

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw Před 4 lety +1

      Normie

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw Před 4 lety +1

      @@FLS96 *the Spanish Inquisition has left the chat*

    • @fernandoschilipackramos5541
      @fernandoschilipackramos5541 Před 4 lety

      Damn! I laughed way to hard of this. 😂😂😂😂

  • @SmilingAssassinGaming
    @SmilingAssassinGaming Před 3 lety +139

    The legendary fan noise in most indian tutorials 😂

    • @adityap8387
      @adityap8387 Před 2 lety +6

      Exactly. Lol. It's fucking hot here bruh. We would sweat like bulls if there is no fan. I

    • @andeleon6838
      @andeleon6838 Před 2 lety +6

      @@adityap8387 as a fellow tropical country resident, I can vouch for this. And if you arent rich, you cannot afford to pay air conditioner bills, so fan it is 😂

    • @adityap8387
      @adityap8387 Před 2 lety +2

      @@andeleon6838 Exactly my man. Add to that, i love near a coast. More humidity, more sweat.

    • @andeleon6838
      @andeleon6838 Před 2 lety +1

      @@adityap8387 ohhh shit but hey you got free beach I guess

    • @adityap8387
      @adityap8387 Před 2 lety +2

      @@andeleon6838 Umm. I think i am probably some 30 kms away from the beach. lol.

  • @coreexception5514
    @coreexception5514 Před 3 lety +83

    Personally, the fans were too quiet and you didn't hear any background noise(cars eg) -2/10

  • @alexstone691
    @alexstone691 Před 4 lety +5391

    I feel like this is going to be a series cause everybody has something to add

  • @cheekibreeki1127
    @cheekibreeki1127 Před 4 lety +1958

    Still no loud-ass TV and/or crying children in the background

  • @sellthefrog8923
    @sellthefrog8923 Před 3 lety +77

    The thumbnail of this video doesn't contain needlessly wide stock pictures and letters 0/10

  • @WeloTwelve
    @WeloTwelve Před 3 lety +114

    He didn't speak hindi when trying to explain 0/10

    • @reduxdev
      @reduxdev Před 3 lety +3

      how would we understand then

    • @tedarcher9120
      @tedarcher9120 Před 3 lety +3

      @@reduxdev yes

    • @Artist_of_Imagination
      @Artist_of_Imagination Před 3 lety +2

      @@reduxdev that's the point

    • @reduxdev
      @reduxdev Před 3 lety

      @@Artist_of_Imagination ok but we need to know what he says if he wants us to find it more funny cuz he makes jokes when he speaks too

  • @franchufranchu119
    @franchufranchu119 Před 4 lety +5114

    You forgot having the desktop littered with files
    Edit: Using the desktop as a Documents folder, but also save your code there

    • @RFX01
      @RFX01 Před 4 lety +157

      Cracked Version of FL Studio and the entire Adobe Creative Cloud is also missing from the desktop.

    • @dharmang
      @dharmang Před 4 lety +27

      @@megavirgin665 fornite ain't shit popular in India
      only white fat gays play it

    • @bokunogentoo4420
      @bokunogentoo4420 Před 4 lety +24

      I do that lmao
      *Desktop is just a folder*

    • @Simon-vy8fe
      @Simon-vy8fe Před 4 lety +1

      haha damn true

    • @neeeeeck9005
      @neeeeeck9005 Před 4 lety

      Files like "Scam dokumints"

  • @DenpaKei
    @DenpaKei Před 4 lety +1866

    "Yes, It's me... J O M B O"
    lost

    • @MaxCE
      @MaxCE Před 3 lety +16

      It was me all along

    • @MaxCE
      @MaxCE Před 3 lety +26

      JOMBO

    • @QuicksolutionsOnline
      @QuicksolutionsOnline Před 3 lety +8

      A heavy indian man speaking with disinterest. I love it.

    • @MisterBirju
      @MisterBirju Před 3 lety +6

      You thought it was jombo, but
      You fell for it fool, *THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!*

    • @MisterBirju
      @MisterBirju Před 3 lety +3

      @TheHamburger God no

  • @jasas8102
    @jasas8102 Před 3 lety +36

    1. There is no yellow circle
    2. There is no lag
    3. No Okay at the end of EVERY sentence

  • @AJAYKUMARSAGAR
    @AJAYKUMARSAGAR Před 3 lety +237

    being an Indian and realising how heavily stereotyped but true this is, I just love it. 😂

    • @hrsh042
      @hrsh042 Před 2 lety +6

      Actually some people don't care much about decorating the content, just providing raw information, but they need to understand that Decorating it is an important part (where decorating could mean Improving the quality) without which you won't gain huge audiences on CZcams

    • @hardwareenthusiast5320
      @hardwareenthusiast5320 Před 2 lety +8

      @@hrsh042 so true, Indian content solves all problems, but the way they present the content is not impressive at all.

    • @hrsh042
      @hrsh042 Před 2 lety +15

      @@hardwareenthusiast5320 presentation isn't required really when someone is in need. Also most of the people just share the solutions without caring for decoration of their Content, or they would have become better CZcamsrs with quality content

    • @somethingnew7078
      @somethingnew7078 Před 2 lety +7

      @@hardwareenthusiast5320 that's what Facebook , google , microsoft ....entire silicon valley is
      Just look at their CEO , product manager, senior developer....... It's just filled with indians .
      Americans - design , come with new idea
      Indians - make their vision reality

  • @zyrildelrosario5780
    @zyrildelrosario5780 Před 4 lety +944

    Next time try those 2009-like tutorials, where they talk using notepad.

    • @panlis6243
      @panlis6243 Před 4 lety +28

      Also put Dreamscape in the background

    • @hquwhjher
      @hquwhjher Před 4 lety +42

      Also remember to typo every single word, and spends half a minute trying to type a sentence and then deleting it.
      Never forget Unregistered Bandicam 2 or Fraps, too.

    • @MrEdrftgyuji
      @MrEdrftgyuji Před 4 lety +9

      U N R E G I S T E R E D H Y P E R C A M 2

    • @MishaFlower
      @MishaFlower Před 4 lety

      Don’t forget the fan noise in the background

    • @grill6411
      @grill6411 Před 4 lety +1

      Never understood why they didn't finish typing what they had to say before recording, or using annotations when that was still a thing

  • @cubebuilder_
    @cubebuilder_ Před 4 lety +1525

    you forgot:
    windows 7
    low quality
    yellow ring around the mouse
    the loud computer fan
    children screaming in the background

  • @MihirGamingandstuff
    @MihirGamingandstuff Před 3 lety +62

    0/10
    -No yellow circle appears when he clicks
    -FPS isn't like 10
    -no 144p
    - no overly sized facecam
    - no random sounds from background
    - no intro that is 1/2th of the video

    • @vtncmp4
      @vtncmp4 Před 2 lety

      Bandican in a top do thevídeo

  • @MrTheBroMoe
    @MrTheBroMoe Před 2 lety +29

    The part that always kills me is when he says “yes, it’s me Jombo” as if we are all sitting here like “is that THE Jombo??”

  • @sudhelm
    @sudhelm Před 4 lety +2305

    Where can I download the code?

    • @stevenmendoza3732
      @stevenmendoza3732 Před 4 lety +314

      you probably could get it from his udemy course (only $29.99 plus 2% discount for today!!1)

    • @dmitrypatriarkh9757
      @dmitrypatriarkh9757 Před 4 lety +87

      @@stevenmendoza3732 why 2%? It's 99% for next 25 hours

    • @igorkudryk2199
      @igorkudryk2199 Před 4 lety +12

      Just check a description 😉

    • @riefkymaulana9040
      @riefkymaulana9040 Před 4 lety +11

      For educational purpose, you should try it by yourself 😉

    • @tenhundredkills
      @tenhundredkills Před 4 lety +48

      Obviously, it's in the description!
      *checks description*
      Oh, he'll put it in later!
      *10 years later, still nothing in the description*

  • @gillesfranzen8283
    @gillesfranzen8283 Před 3 lety +569

    1. no mouse idicator with the recording software
    2. no bandicam watermark
    3. no "ok?" after literally each sentence

    • @prysrek8858
      @prysrek8858 Před 3 lety +29

      4. No crying children or traffic in the background.

    • @manjitkaur1311
      @manjitkaur1311 Před 3 lety +22

      @@prysrek8858 no activate windows

    • @Atlas-yh6vg
      @Atlas-yh6vg Před 3 lety +4

      @@manjitkaur1311 hello guys, yes it's me QWARTHY and i hope JOMBO will add all of these in a sequel, ok?

    • @manjitkaur1311
      @manjitkaur1311 Před 3 lety

      @@Atlas-yh6vg 🤐

    • @manjitkaur1311
      @manjitkaur1311 Před 3 lety

      @@Atlas-yh6vg ok.....

  • @govindmohan2750
    @govindmohan2750 Před 3 lety +36

    The fact that he types it on the keyboard but doesn't show up on the screen makes it even more funnier

  • @stanleyextra2812
    @stanleyextra2812 Před 3 lety +27

    When you follow tutorial exactly as it is and keeps running into error while the tutorial guy somehow run his code perfectly fine

  • @donharry20
    @donharry20 Před 4 lety +573

    "We're going to build a self driving car from scratch" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @shieldphaser
    @shieldphaser Před 4 lety +804

    "So I did some coding off-screen..."

    • @douwemeijer6556
      @douwemeijer6556 Před 3 lety +5

      it's not that important tho you don't need to do it.

    • @FukurouYGR
      @FukurouYGR Před 3 lety

      @RED FROST GAMING k then

  • @avorraim
    @avorraim Před 3 lety +34

    It's in hd, not everything is green.
    Can understand words.
    Not 2hs long with long pauses.
    Not windows vista.

  • @electro7018
    @electro7018 Před 3 lety +27

    **Wix ad in the beginning**
    Me: *Yep, this is pretty accurate so far.*

  • @RamkrishanYT
    @RamkrishanYT Před 4 lety +648

    He isn't writing the code in notepad thought

  • @touko2164
    @touko2164 Před 4 lety +269

    still no "ok" after every sentence

  • @vladpopa6624
    @vladpopa6624 Před rokem +10

    You can't have a programming tutorial without the following:
    - Indian accent
    - Distorted audio/earrape
    - Cars honking/computer noises in the background
    - Light theme text editor, font size 5, small window size
    -English title but video is in hindi/notepad typing with obnoxiously loud NCS song as music
    - Yellow circle around cursor
    - Made with BandiCam
    - Part 1 of 900,but doesn't post part 2 for 5 years
    - No source code linked in video description
    - Loud keyboard noises/loud clicking noises/loud scrolling
    - Copy/pasting huge chunks of code without explaining them/awkward cuts in the video
    - Solution doesn't work anymore/use of deprecated frameworks

  • @user-ji2mm1kt3l
    @user-ji2mm1kt3l Před 3 lety +44

    When the ad you watch before the video is larger than the video itself

  • @owogamingchannel850
    @owogamingchannel850 Před 4 lety +1024

    "Enteger"
    -Indian Jombo

    • @lazarus6636
      @lazarus6636 Před 3 lety +3

      Also KSI

    • @lazarus6636
      @lazarus6636 Před 3 lety

      @Axion KSI also says integer like that check 10:12 👇
      czcams.com/video/nbnXNKk0q20/video.html

    • @sykocode8530
      @sykocode8530 Před 3 lety +2

      Wtf! No one speaks like that 🤣🤣🤣

    • @maya-cc2sx
      @maya-cc2sx Před 3 lety

      @pranav Is fine your name is Pranav

  • @404User-Not-Found
    @404User-Not-Found Před 3 lety +195

    Ep 1: Data types
    Ep 2: Hacking into the Pentagon

  • @daphzzn
    @daphzzn Před 3 lety +13

    You forgot how it starts with Hello World and then becomes the most complex shit the learner has every heard-

  • @TheVibeSnap
    @TheVibeSnap Před 2 lety +1

    The background, the ide, the SFX and the voice over is all in place and I so amazing!Great video

  • @neilchakr
    @neilchakr Před 3 lety +456

    you forgot the "hello frends!" 0/10

    • @manjitkaur1311
      @manjitkaur1311 Před 3 lety +10

      Hello friends
      Today we will fix space x rocket code
      If you want to code like me join blackhat jr
      We will teach how to crack courses, torrents etc
      So whats the waiting for?

    • @manjitkaur1311
      @manjitkaur1311 Před 3 lety +1

      @Hawt_Sauce 🙄

  • @mrfanpl
    @mrfanpl Před 4 lety +628

    People were complaining about the lack of indian accent and now when there's indian accent they're complaining it's not java.

  • @deathstar4794
    @deathstar4794 Před 3 lety +5

    Every long ass programming tutorial with super advanced instructions also always has a comment saying "Thanks. This worked perfectly."

  • @hi12167pies
    @hi12167pies Před 11 měsíci +2

    straight from setting a integer to making a self driving car pretty simple stuff really helped me start my coding journey!

  • @soulextracter
    @soulextracter Před 3 lety +2365

    Also, every comment be like:
    - DEAR Sir, please make video about [subject]
    - Sir what a clarity
    - how to pass c language sir rply send me
    - Thank you sir i have been succeed in c

  • @ow_
    @ow_ Před 4 lety +781

    I could still understand every word, and you're not running Windows XP. 3/10

  • @ismailsultan2577
    @ismailsultan2577 Před 3 lety +26

    for anyone whos wondering at 3 in the night, we indian are taught 2 languages from the start of our school, so we basically know english and hindi(our national language) till the time we take a interest in code(probably 10 years old idk), many indian people make tutorials in hindi so we can understand them and many indians+other country people make videos in english so we can understand that too , so we kinda have an advantage. after we learn to code we make videos for it in either hindi or english and the cycle continues.

    • @deutschvanderlinde6900
      @deutschvanderlinde6900 Před 3 lety +8

      Firstly, Hindi is NOT the national language. There is no such thing as the national language. Its one of the 22 official languages, and 1 of 1600+ languages and dialects spoken in the country. It might be common in the Hindi belt to speak Hindi as its the mother tongue, but the rest of the country learns their own mother tongue, English and Hindi if there is enough influence of Hindi media like Bollywood movies.

    • @ismailsultan2577
      @ismailsultan2577 Před 3 lety +2

      @@deutschvanderlinde6900 ohh sorry i forgot that hindi wasnt the national language. my apologies

    • @sroy7982
      @sroy7982 Před 9 měsíci

      @@deutschvanderlinde6900 I learned Hindi at age 8, the fact is most people dont speak fluent hindi, its just north Indians and UPs trynna spread their language

    • @torrvic1156
      @torrvic1156 Před 9 měsíci

      You must be very talented to learn two languages at once since childhood.

    • @somethingelse9228
      @somethingelse9228 Před 7 měsíci

      @@torrvic1156 Some even learn 3

  • @g-erq
    @g-erq Před 2 lety +4

    Спасибо Игорю за рекомендацию, теперь я разрабатываю программы для космических кораблей и получаю 500000000000000000000000000 тысяч долларов в неделю

  • @blulio
    @blulio Před 4 lety +311

    - Yellow circle around the cursor,
    - Made with Bandicam or Filmora,

  • @Gohxx
    @Gohxx Před 4 lety +64

    One time I watched a tutorial where you could literally hear the streets of India in the background

  • @dylankincaid9225
    @dylankincaid9225 Před 3 lety +3

    I thought this was my online programming course through university but it was to high quality and much easier to follow.

  • @Sawta
    @Sawta Před 3 lety +4

    Great job! The only thing missing was the sound of cars honking at regular intervals.

  • @ronald8664
    @ronald8664 Před 4 lety +146

    "build a self driving car from scratch" lol, dead

  • @stiskavac
    @stiskavac Před 3 lety +207

    What about the seizure-inducing loud techno or heavy metal music in the intro?

    • @_o_69
      @_o_69 Před 3 lety +1

      Lol when in a moment you hear even a meteor in that loud intro

    • @spycowboi2190
      @spycowboi2190 Před 3 lety

      Lol ezio go save italia

  • @TheYunori
    @TheYunori Před 3 lety +8

    "in next video, we're going to create self-driving car from scratch."
    I'm lost

  • @broomybroomybroomy
    @broomybroomybroomy Před 3 lety +17

    I mean, no lie, Indian guys have helped me on CZcams more than any other ethnic group
    Sure, the accents are hard to understand, but they’re usually helping me do something very specific I need to do
    Like declaring integer and stuff

  • @fbcbxcfb
    @fbcbxcfb Před 4 lety +298

    Every programming tutorial comment box:
    "Thanks u sir for the tutorial i relly apreciet this. Also i cant compile the programmm help me pleas. Suscribed sir"

    • @panlis6243
      @panlis6243 Před 4 lety +91

      And the comment is 4 years old and the only reply is "I have the same problem too"

    • @lethall6609
      @lethall6609 Před 4 lety +10

      😂😂😂😂my god u guys are eviiiillllll

    • @FxtDef7
      @FxtDef7 Před 4 lety +7

      SIR

    • @dardargo
      @dardargo Před 4 lety +4

      Why is this so true lmao

    • @scottbuchanan8300
      @scottbuchanan8300 Před 4 lety +15

      It's always the "sir"

  • @jeim376
    @jeim376 Před 4 lety +63

    You forgot the awkward periods of silence just being confused

  • @fate2304
    @fate2304 Před 3 lety +8

    Then there’s “We’ll come back to that later” then once he brings it up I completely forgot about what it was.

  • @Heffsta02
    @Heffsta02 Před 3 lety +4

    Thank you to all the indian tutorials that helped me get my CS degree.

  • @jedanimates
    @jedanimates Před 4 lety +434

    A SELF DRIVING CAR FROM SCRATCH AHAHAHHAHAHAH

  • @voltifer5267
    @voltifer5267 Před 3 lety +27

    >No 144p trash camera from 2000
    >No yellow circle around the mouse
    >No AC in the background
    >No Windows XP
    >No unknown code editor from 1900
    -1/10

  • @xsouldaggerx584
    @xsouldaggerx584 Před 2 lety +20

    As an Indian, I can confirm that we all use Taj Mahal as the default desktop background

  • @Ben-rz9cf
    @Ben-rz9cf Před 3 lety +13

    lmao you forgot when he types the same thing he is saying into notepad for some reason

  • @HarshRajAlwaysfree
    @HarshRajAlwaysfree Před 4 lety +189

    Still No background sounds of mother brooming the room and children asking "uncle uncle what are u doing ?"
    I guess a fake can never achieve the glory of a real legend

    • @Simon-vy8fe
      @Simon-vy8fe Před 4 lety +26

      "fake it until you make it"

    • @TheAudioCGMan
      @TheAudioCGMan Před 4 lety +2

      @@Simon-vy8fe my life motto

    • @ansh6370
      @ansh6370 Před 4 lety +14

      You forgot dogs barking in the background and some kind of construction work going on nearby.

    • @heath6969
      @heath6969 Před 4 lety

      + car horns

    • @crqf2010ruler
      @crqf2010ruler Před 4 lety

      What is the uncle doing tho?

  • @trumbo6412
    @trumbo6412 Před 3 lety +171

    The fact that the coding program is in a window and not totally open is so realistic

  • @steelyspielbergo
    @steelyspielbergo Před 2 lety +2

    Needs more cars honking in the background

  • @carlosvalverde2928
    @carlosvalverde2928 Před 2 lety +6

    No babies crying in the background, no street sellers yelling, no yellow circle around the cursor
    Unrealistic 0/10

  • @aadityabhetuwal5990
    @aadityabhetuwal5990 Před 4 lety +127

    Still missed the Broken English.

    • @marionette2843
      @marionette2843 Před 4 lety +7

      You were looking for an indian programmer BUT IT WAS ME DIO

    • @aadityabhetuwal5990
      @aadityabhetuwal5990 Před 4 lety +7

      @@marionette2843 HOHO!!

    • @greenplantlizard
      @greenplantlizard Před 4 lety

      @@abdulwahabjag lmao at this point I always try to find the jojo reference in the comments section of every video.

  • @cjgokuhomes10
    @cjgokuhomes10 Před 3 lety +468

    2001: We would have flying cars till 2019.
    2019: People are trying to mimic Indians.

    • @lunaticfringe3890
      @lunaticfringe3890 Před 3 lety +11

      They are just jealous because whatever technical video they see it would be most prob by an Indian

    • @technicalmaster-mind
      @technicalmaster-mind Před 3 lety +7

      @@lunaticfringe3890 yes
      "How to hack Nasa 100% real no clickbait"
      ~ Tech Video

    • @lunaticfringe3890
      @lunaticfringe3890 Před 3 lety +5

      @@technicalmaster-mind You Know what. People like you only search this stuffs online, These videos are made to make views from idiots.

    • @nc9024
      @nc9024 Před 3 lety +3

      @@lunaticfringe3890 lmao perfect dude😂

  • @techgamer1597
    @techgamer1597 Před 3 lety +16

    what about the free screen recorder where each click has a circle emanating from it and a yellow circle around the cursor?

  • @FineAppleGaming
    @FineAppleGaming Před 3 lety +8

    "Next video, we're going to make a self-driving car from scratch."
    *P A R K O U R ! ! !*

  • @robertbreedt1276
    @robertbreedt1276 Před 4 lety +120

    3/10
    Java: Indian, with a heavier accent
    C++: middle aged white American, probably from the South
    what's next? C#? Python?

    • @discomfort5760
      @discomfort5760 Před 4 lety +28

      The Python guy is someone born after 1990 with a trending hair cut and will make a game using pygame through four videos.

    • @gabel5871
      @gabel5871 Před 4 lety +2

      Javascript

    • @chrismason7680
      @chrismason7680 Před 4 lety +1

      c# is definitely going to be a indian and not only a indian but one who only uses selenium.

    • @tuchhobal5672
      @tuchhobal5672 Před 4 lety +2

      Python should be a midget guy with a nerdy voice who has zits all over his face

    • @sharishth
      @sharishth Před 3 lety

      @@gabel5871 javascript is someone tryin to sell a course

  • @blazelight2724
    @blazelight2724 Před 3 lety +70

    "In the next video we are going to build a self driving car from scratch"

    • @l3p3
      @l3p3 Před 3 lety +5

      *in scratch
      jk, someone else invented that stupid joke

  • @adreto2978
    @adreto2978 Před 3 lety +2

    yet these type of tutorials are always the most useful

  • @manisueyou
    @manisueyou Před 3 lety +2

    LOL, I watched one of these videos. Now I keep getting them recommended to me. Also, a yellow circle around the cursor would make it 10x better.