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@@pramodpoddar1015 didn't have to rickroll like that
@@ritchiethomas6850 you know the rules
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Hello
I’m the first subscriber
Senior dev: So its been an hour, how much progress have you made?
1st day dev: A lot actually, I'm almost done with my resignation letter.
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So good 🤣
just don't forget to use bootstrap !
Why is it like this?!?!?!??!???? Why are the expectations so high yet not even schools or boot camps can prepare you for the level of real world expectation and delivery on the job
The most difficult part of programming isn’t solving problems, it’s understanding the task.
that's the first part of problem solving ......
Lmao true
Yeah....it will take lot of time to understand the task itself
Ok, as a new intern less than a month, I totally agree
This is true
note to self: record calls
Illegal in germany. It's not allowed to record the voice of people without their consent, we have very strict laws on personal data security (meanwhile german government gets hacked all the time and spies on their citizens).
100%
And record the screen
OBS for the win
Good advice.
I started my first real programming job, two months ago, and I can totally relate that the first month of programming was pretty overwhelming.
how old r u if i may ask? i‘m 21 studying cs in berlin and still dont get no job. tbh i dont even feel rly confident about my coding skills 😅
I'm 23. It took me 3 years to get a programming job. @@KM-lg9fk
Am a bit jealous that you can learn coding in Berlin, in Kassel there is nothing where I could learn it so I am tryin to get it all from CZcams Google chat gpt and some other sides 🤣
I don't understand people studying computer science when they don't even have programming skills. Like how do you wanna know that you like spending your entire life on this?
@@zefix3133tbf that's most majors. There's this stigma that you only learn economics, architecture, coding, etc, in higher education when some of them especially coding is all on the web. That alone made it quite normal that people who are new to the field, unless they ever tried doing batshit insane shit with their PCs like copying random scripts to scrap anime, probably wouldn't have the slíghtest to clue for what programming is actually, especially since even now it's hard to find one unifying singular resource to study everything.
Also, it doesn't have to be for your whole life. Some people entered it just for a degree and if you could afford that why not.
Recruiter: “Install Java”
Me: “Yea I got that for minecraft”
Until you need their Java. =X
Deadass got them Java from cracked minecraft
@@sorrychangedmyusername3594 or I just have it for multiple years and... also use it for other programs?
You still need javac!
Until you need JDK instead of JRE.
The phrase "I assume you're already familiar with.." triggers a deep fear in me because 99% of the time I am not
@Tyler lmfao this- this comment summed up everything
Especially when you should be, but you're not.
@Tyler I’ve been in calculus class once and it instantly makes me cry.
The two words calculus and trigonometry would make any high school or college student cry
@@angeltheweirdo Algebra and Physics made me drop out of college lol
It's the phrase "pretty simple" that triggers me because it always isn't.
It's insane how accurate this is. Got my first job about a month, and I can't even believe how similar my situation was (even the AI part). It gets better, tho. To reiterate what others commented, the most difficult tasks in the beginning are setting setting up the codebase and understanding what your task is.
As someone studying software development, this gave me crippling anxiety and makes me want to stay at my dead end retail manager job until I turn into dust and float away in the abyss.
You got the same chances to work until you turn into dust and float away in the abyss as a software developer.
Fake it til you make it! Best advice I can give
@@lalivirteiy😢ya guy uúu 😊o🎉
Ditto.. I’m having serious regret
If you go through the first 6 month of constantly being confused and overwhelmed then it becomes pretty easy tbh and you make really good money. It was well worth it for me at least.
Plot twist: his mic was muted the whole time.
still have ptsd from giving a class presentation in school on a web dev project and my mic was muted the entire time and nobody said anything for 10 minutes
@@BigGovernment1984 Did you have to repeat everything from the start?
@@BigGovernment1984 what happened?
@@aryabratsahoo7474 He died
@@Shijaru64 I wanted to be able to present it properly but in reality the presentation wasn't about the actual act of presenting it and it was more of him trying to tick off all the boxes on the checklist for our project grade, still an embarrassing moment though.
Many people don't teach, they just want to show you how much they know.
That’s not really relevant to the video tho
agree ！yeah somehow true . Not relevant to this video thou
@@cuntyclown yes it is
Yep, that boss was low key showing off
That also shows how little they understand because if you understand, you can explain since you don’t want someone else messing up and adding more work onto yours.
This popped up on my feed 2 years ago and I didn’t understand most of it back then. Seeing it again now made me chuckle to see how far I’ve come. About to graduate in a few months with my degree. Keep grinding!
I'm in the beginning stages now, and this information is like a foreign language to me for the most part. I hope to feel the same as you in a couple of years!
Ohh samee 2 yrs ago i understood NOTHING, but now im surprised how they're all mostly familiar to me now
Self taught C# programmer/game dev here, and believe me the hardest part is setting everything up alongside your first few tasks/month. After that it just becomes a routine.
BOOTSTRAP TO STRAP EVETYTHING TOGETHER , Genius HAHAHA
As a guy who doesn’t know a thing about software engineering. I can relate
@Mucteba are you learning from courses on CZcams? Bcuz I am doing that.
From the guy who knows what every one of those jargon words refers to ... I can relate.
@@Anush_Sivakumar same here👍🏾
It’s just modern corporate work culture. A total disaster of people talking past each other to barely accomplish useless things eventually. Oh and nobody gets paid, except the boss and maybe the shareholders.
I’m going for forensics and I am lost.
The C hashtag got me so good. As well as "diverse company", it literally means we don't know what we are doing so let's try everything.
i got so confused for a few seconds, wasn't sure wether it is a meme or not(the way he said C#)
@@SergioHernandez-ut8lb it's called C sharp
behold everyone; the smart guy @@andreiiiksavvv6054 just told us how to pronounce "C#". Let's take some time and appreciate how smart this individual truly is cause clearly there's no equal wandering in the comment section
@@user-iz3nt9fd2t lol thanks
and here I thought it was pronounced Coctothorpe
I'm literally in this position right now. I have a bachelor in biology and then after one year in digital heath care masters I got accepted to pursue my curriculum as a software engineer. I'm afraid of my lack of knowledge since it's all new to me and now it's scaring me shitless since I have just started my internship 😭
Update: after more than a month an a half, I gotta say full stack dev is not a nightmare to me like it used to. Thanks to a very patient teammate, coding is now kinda fun 😊
Don’t worry you done so much already, you have got this 👍👍👍👍👍
Do your mental health a favor and pursue other career choice 😂👍🏻
You got this.
@@OmNomPotatoChip thank you ❤️
@@miramira7031 thanks ❤️
One thing I've learned is to never accept requirements verbally over the phone or a teams call. Always make them document it somewhere, have a sit down with the team/part of the team, groom it and then estimate it - considering you're intending to implement it in a way that's industry standard.
Most startups/small companies struggle due to lack of adherence to agile standards. Some red tape helps a long way, as long as it is limited to a certain extent.
"Most startups/small companies struggle due to lack of adherence": Most stratups fails because people dont want the product!
Plot twist- The call was recorded earlier and plays for every newcomer.
it look pretty right :)
Damn...that would be scary
Underrated
Scary af
That will be fvcked up
The only thing school taught me was an irrational fear of lacking information about important things I need to do.
and inst even important
That doesn't sound that irrational
Lol exam
@@HermitMongoose it is we fear what we don’t know so we stress over knowing everything but not understanding anything
@@tibianelnair8714 And that's natural with any new job/internship. Once you take the time to understand the systems you're working with, it goes away after a while.
If you didn't have the knowledge you needed to be able to develop that understanding, you'd be stressing out nonstop.
I started as a technical support engineer exactly 1 month and 6 days ago...
My boss is pretty cool and knows I'm new at this stuff, but I FEEL ALL OF THIS DUDE'S EMOTIONS
Speak up, ask educated questions, admit what you don’t know, and relentlessly put in effort. Smart people with good character will recognize you and take you under their wing.
C hashtag, that's exactly how it's pronounced
@@thanos9704 lol
Oh hey, it's funny software man
C Sharp Lmao
That's a good way to not do well in an interview lol
If u roast carry...then belive me..u will get a million subs...cause carry is a good guy...nd he would take his roasting as a joke...nd he might promote u too...
The part where they over explain the simple parts but skip over some of the most crucial ones is so accurate
It's because they can go into detail themselves on the simple stuff. Very seldom can someone coherently explain something harder right off the bat
@@alissapatterson1869did we watch the same video?
I felt this comment so much. When I was learning Japanese, we had some audio exercises for homework, and the conversations were mostly stuff we learned from that chapter, but they would speak slower for some reason. But then when they'd toss in a word we hadn't learned yet, they would speed up and combine their pronunciation of the words and even when I would play back the audio at 25% like 10 times, I still couldn't make out what they were saying. And half the time, the questions to answer were based on the unknown phrases we didn't learn yet.
Basically me reading a chapter in a math book that explains easy examples only to shove into my face extremely hard problems from the workbook.
Sometimes I feel like they are doing it on purpose
I'm going through a tough job search process and this video is just all I needed to make my day :pp
The most difficult part about programming is setting up your environment.
Once the config bullshit that nobody knows how it works but everyone figures out how to make it work is up and running
programing finally is actually fun.
C Hashtag had me dying 😂
Elca! Was geht ab?)
How the avatar dev going Elca?
It's also C Sharp
That was pretty sus, not gonna lie.
😂
C hashtag??!!!??????
my bad it's C POUND
C tic-tac-toe!
@@ArielVolovik c double cross
C ladder
It's a Microsoft thing. Always trying to be trendy
bruh i am in my 6th semester rn and just started my internship as a software developer in a company yesterday and was overwhelmed with everything, because i barely understood what they were talking in the meeting and all the tasks. It was not even talked in the uni at all. Now i feel like giving up :(
i really could relate to your video hahaha
They must have seen something in you to accept you in the internship - usually, it's that the intern is a fast learner. I hope things worked out.
That Teams notification sound gave me chills.
Don't forget how he says you are free to ask questions, forgetting he said this when you actually ask and making you feel like shit for asking because you "should already know this by now".
this reminds me of teachers who say “ ask if you don’t understand “ and then be like “ why were you not focusing ? who was i explaining for ? “ when you ask them
so fuking true.
And then they wonder why nobody has questions
Soo true omg... "we're not that scary, come ask questions if you need help! ... *insert passive aggressive comments about how I didn't think about it enough* "
Yes. Going through this now trying to figure out how Jenkins and Splunk work.
Me: *applies for entry level job*
"Hi I have 4 years of java experie...."
Interviewer: YOU NEED 7
@Francisco Camacho If they wanted someone with that level of talent they shouldn't label the job as such or maybe pay more. And if they were going to end up lowering the requirement anyway why not start there and recieve a larger pool of applicants? To me a requirement is a hard line, while "suggested requirements" are bonuses the company would appreciate in thier applicant. Why require more when you would take less? So they want the best in thier company but would ultimately settle for less while also shutting out those other applicants by making thier requirements larger. Makes 0 sense.
I've never really cared how many years someone has doing the job - it makes very little difference to how good you are
Wow talk about the right to work. You can ask them to take test. Try me that's what I say. I don't got patience.
Jokes on them, I've been doing Java since middle school. Kinda funny how you can learn more from Minecraft than entire Computer Science classes.
@@calebbrown8365 less applicants mean less money needed to narrow the amount down
I watched this 1 year ago. Since then, I’ve done so much IT shit. I just saw this in my recommended and watched it again and now understand EVERYTHING
Stuff like this is why I always kept myself from learning how to do any coding as I always feel like you’re never going to know enough, especially through self learning I would imagine there’s a certain basis you’re going to miss.
Probably wrong to some degree but man, every single time I imagine myself coding and learning and hopefully at some point being able to get a job through/with coding, it’s just really daunting. In my early 30’s now and yeah.. know a couple of guys who’re really into this kind of stuff, software engineers etc and when they start talking among themselves I’m like.. are you even human
The most important step is the next one and comparison is the thief of joy. Pick a small project that pulls you at least a bit out of your depth and work on it. And accept that there will always be lots of people that blow you out of the water no matter how good you get.
As someone who is a self taught programmer (employed), I can confirm that you don't need to learn everything. 90% of tasks are googleable once you understand the task. If you want to get into it, choose a language that is not overly saturated (So don't choose C# since everyone and their dog is writing something in C#) do some small projects, grab a Udemy course and you are good to go. The hardest thing is the technical interview and the first 2-3 months on a junior position, once you learn how it all works you stop stressing and start living the good life.
My biggest issue with programming is that any explanation for how something works inevitably involves 5 more things that need explaining.
That is usually my issue with having to explain something to someone who doesn’t have enough experience, yes!
It's especially bad because it's usually impossible to describe programming concepts using words - you really need to see the code yourself or a visual representation of it.
@@TheRedKing247 exactly! They say “explain that to me” and it’s like wdym explain- look at it, and look at this result of it. Code is just like logical building blocks. I can’t explain that something works beyond saying “this does this” and showing you the code then pointing to the result. “But why does it do that?” Because you told it to lol.
You don't get payed to understand how it works lol.
And there are usually 5 different ways to achieve each of those 5 things...
As an non IT personnel, didn’t understand a word and yet felt the frustration!
As a web developer for the last ten years I still have no idea what they said and that lets me know I will probably never make good money in this industry
I understood a quarter of it and it made me anxious.
@@fraterrr6560 this hits way too hard at home😔
As a CS Major starting to look for internships: haha I'm in danger
pretty simple stuff like telling a baker how to make bread
As someone who has an interview for a Full-Stack Engineering Intern tomorrow, that sure was cool to watch!
How did your interview go?
@@kennyjrajad8174 Thanks for asking, even tho I solved all problems and had a good talk with the interviewer, they decided to hire another person. I'm not mad or sad tho, one day i'll get my chance!
@@PedroHenrique-gu2si Time for update! :D
@@BoobieMistake Hey guys! I have GREAT news! I got hired like, 5 months ago!!! A great company opened 3 internships for development, a Front-End, Android and IOS internship. After 500 people fighting for the three positions, I was the chosen for one and now I am a Front-End Developer (intern, but yeah). After a year and a half studying almost everyday, now I am finally on my dream job! Thank y'all for checking by
@@PedroHenrique-gu2si LETSGOOOOOOO congrats dude!
It does deserve 13M views man.
You NAILED it 😂😂😂
1 Hour Later
Teacher: Hi, I am here to check up on your progress.
Student: It's going great I have almost finished downloading
That is a valid reply.
NGL the entire first couple of days of my first internship was downloading and setting up stuff. Hadn't even heard of npm, oh sweet summer child.
@@mekachikuhendry939 Classic
😭😂
I’ve set up my Jira account
As a person who hasn’t programmed a thing, tech talk is a entire different language😬
Lol yeah. I was sitting there like uh.....what the hell is going on
Another level to the joke is that a lot of this doesn't make any sense even if you DO know the words this person is saying.
I speak fluently in HTML.
@@Flameserpent2518 i laughed so hard when he said cluster the html attributes
you mean multiple languages.
I got anxiety hearing the zoom call effect.
watching this as someone who is starting my first internship in 2 weeks is both reassuring and terrifying
This isn't a skit it's a documentary.
Weed likes 😁
a documentary on why I got a construction job instead of IT / programming 😂
Hearing that Microsoft Teams call sound gave me anxiety.
Me too
Why 😶?
@@shania9528 PTSD
It's the most terrifying sound
lmao
Bless my company. Nobody ever said that something is simple when i started and i also never used that word to other coworkers. I hadn't do any account setup, because all of them were linked to my AD account, so i just had to set my own passwords. I had introduction to scrum (because it was my first job in that methodology), domain introduction, and have 2 seniors next to me always willing to help (by asking questions, no some lazy "do this and that") and explain the code structure and communication. My first task was to write local development setup instruction, since i was the only dev that knew legacy module technology and the one we were about to implement. That was a good times.
As soon as i heard the teams call sound my eyes went down. Terrifyingly accurate.
first: clone the git repository
next: install git
Good point
clone the git.. wait.
Yessir
It is what it is
Yes
When my father started, the person who was supposed to be overseeing him went on vacation for the first two weeks. With no oversight, my dad had to gain info somehow. He bought a giant jar of jellybeans and put it on his desk. People would come by to eat the jellybeans, and discuss work as an excuse. By the time his supervisor came back, he knew everything that was going on in the office and had a great handle on the job.
Also, he met my mom, who was the only one who didn’t bother to talk work as an excuse, but just admitted she was there for the jelly beans.
I love this 😂
This is fantastic!
A hilarious yet beautiful story😂
This could be a short film.
This is so cute 😭
as an IT student you got me really excited to go into my job
This is sooooo relatable, It's my second day at work and already got a mini project to do, and it's about something that I never heard😢, I hope I will survive until the next month 😅
Meanwhile on the other call:
So we need you to print hello world
😂😂
in basic, to make it harder and more complicated
Ok
alert (“hello world”);
I have basic understanding of R language and this is easy for me😂
Hahahahaha relate with this one
Legends say he is still out there somewhere figuring out how to strap everything with bootstrap.
@Kariman what's that
@@hungry_khid1007 a sheet made with style
Fr... When he said that I about lost it. 😅😅
What’s a bootstrap?
@@jonathonmenth3901 something that make the webpage look better
Thanks for the heads up 😂
The first week, someone threw phrases at me like "... native gwt rpc requests are not cdi capable ...". Had no clue what every single acronym meant.
For any intern-to-bes: most mentors are actually super nice and patient. Don't worry you'll do fine :)
Yep, in fact intern-mentor meetings have a lot of silent parts like .uhh..mm..I don't know. I know it from experience 😂
This video sacred me😟, thanks for the comment. Hope my mentor would be nice too. If he ends up like the one in the video, i don't know what I'm gonna do
@@noone-hd1ck you have at least the chance to be hired as an intern
There are young guys out there who are really tough and smart, but hey they are looking for a junior with at least 2 years of experience...
Agreed. I was an intern last year and then I was brought on full time this year helping out this year's interns and mentoring them
You would never know that from reading Stack Overflow comments.
this is what a technical interview sounds like when they’re definitely trying to hire senior devs with a junior payscale LOL
You hit the nail on its feet my lad. When i find interviews like this, i up the ante and start asking them to explain what the answer would be and start counter questioning.
@@AM-zc9mq ballsy, but interesting…
@@trapOrdoom balsy maybe for a newbie, but having gone through such employers , it never works out for you , you will be miserable after anyways.
So might as well get in some punches while you can , maybe it helps the next guy.
"We would clone our perfect employees, but for now you are cheaper"
@@AM-zc9mq well indeed, isn’t this video about interns? Pretty noob-centric I’d say lol, but yes I hear you.
Ahh yeah the 1 - 3 hours deadline😂 luv it
bruh this is too relatable. i remember having a system problem downloading some things and all of the other interns on my team had no problem. it took a solid week w my manager doing it for me until he realized i wasn’t just a stupid intern and it actually wasnt working. i was basically LIVING w the it help desk. nightmare.
The anxiety I got from this was insane and almost made me rethink my career path.
same
Same
Especially now when my intership is coming 😭😭
@@Its_Captain_Jack_Sparrow honestly I’ll be blunt too. I don’t care about your opinion, and I wouldn’t want to work for an employer that acts like this. And multiple people agreed with me so this isn’t some kind of behavior that should be put up with as an employee. To me this is just a sign that a company will try to work you to death.
Yea i got anxiety too
This sounds like one of those LinkedIn recruitments in which the recruiters look for an employee but want the skillset of an entire IT department rofl 😂😂😂
Basically
In 2018 I saw a recruiter asking for a senior developer with 10 years of experience in UI5 development (a frontend framework). UI5 first release was in 2013.....
@@alexandrefossatifilho558 Recruiters are often idiots and don't have any CS knowledge
@@DigiWorldOne Recruiters job is to facilitate the recruitment process and are not expected to learn CS. As an IT person I can say that project managers often give vague inputs to recruiters, and this is the root cause of the problem.
Like if I had those skills I would apply for a job
The 7.5 API calls was the best lol
Damn! That's painfully accurated
lemme tell you a little secret: it's not just internship, this will happen forever
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@The Lightskin Viking don't worry, it will not be that bad if you don't switch jobs every Monday. Of course there will always be new things to learn but that difference is like the difference between waking up the first time of your life, the second you were born at, vs. Waking up every morning. It'll be always hard, but only the first time is that terrifying 😅🙏
Yup, I started a new job last week and that's exactly what happened. And before that at my previous job as well. And when a newcomer comes after you're already used to the codebase you get to have fun with them lol
@@UraYukimitsu lol! I like to explain everything to newcomers, I hate the feeling of being totally lost because it triggers my anxiety so I try to make it easy for others haha
@@RainerLuizFonseca heres a rose for you. For your good heart 🌹
Not pictured: Him desperately searching stack overflow when something invetibly breaks down
Hi
lmfao
Tell me when this comment blows up
Currently only 15 likes
And once again this man pops up everywhere I go
lol
Just missed the "No, we dont have any documentation on this" or the documentation looking like it was done 5 years ago and just telling you half of what you need to know.
the teams call gave me PTSD.
"CAN U SEE MY SCREEN?" i have heard this thousand times
I heard it this morning about 3 times. On three separate calls.
@@frankhdz Hey yes, can you see my mouse moving?
And helicopters with music "fortunate son"
Sorry for that :(
every Teams calls I heard "Can U see my screen?"
“You new kids are really good at that stuff nowadays.” Ah yes, the stereotype that us younger generation knows everything about computers 🤣🤣🤣
To be fair ML and AI is very popular at universities right now, and is a newer technology which is being taught a lot more every year
Fr! When I first downloaded discord I didn’t know shiddddd about it
@@Daeyae yeh when you take these new classes im not sure they are taught that well , but i guess thats the point , to contribute more
@@kemallo4590 no idea, I was lucky and was taught by some leading doctors in the field, what we were told in the uk was that only 2 universities actually did a bcs specialing in ai/ml though, so I guess its not popular here yet
@@Daeyae I am gonna start learning Computer science with AI in September, and I am really excited about it. I am studying in the UK as well.😃
"C hashtag?" Fired.
“It’ll only take you an hour.” My brother in Christ, it’ll take 20 minutes just to download, install, and get access to everything. The other 40 minutes is gonna be poking around to get familiar with the environment before I begin doing any damn thing.
My favorite is "We like candidates who are self-starters and can hit the ground running", which translates to: "We expect you to be a wizard with 99 years experience, and we will fire you if you take too long or have any questions at all"
That's why my resume always has Miracle Worker in my title byline 😂
I'd say it translates more into "We'd like you to be a senior dev but we don't really have the budget for one so can you do the same job but cheaper?"
oh, as a non-coder i didn't know this thing is also present in other work fields - "we expect you to to have x years of hands-on experience within the industry and you, in turn, can expect to be paid as a fresh graduate with 0 experience. welcome aboard!"
Nice RS reference
@Chiekku yup it's very annoying and I've been through it and other friends to. Of course there are wizards out there but they make everyone else look bad. Im getting sick of programming just bc of what it's turned into
This is actually sad. I’ve gone through this. I’m a manager now. One of the lessons I learnt to train new joinees or anyone in the team starting a new project for that matter, is to explain details step by step, again and again and again and again and again. And once I feel very sure they’ve understood, explain it once more. It’s tiresome and sometimes irritating for both sides but helps in the long run.
Ppl like u deserves every happiness
Also Training Documentation helps a lot if you dont want to feel like you’re micromanaging/ wasting time
We need more of a person like this for the job really.
i'm looking for my first coding job soon, and i do hope i will be overseen by someone like you
That's great. Lucky are those who join in your team
as an intern who just completed his first week, this is accurate af
I'm in my first week and things has went quite smoothly 😂 except for the fact that my training story has a bunch of subtask and suddenly my SM come up with an idea that I should finish them all before the end of sprint, which is tomorrow, he even said "you still have tomorrow's morning" 😂
Companies:"I don't understand why our developers are quitting we give them so many benefits and good salary"
Many benefits and many impossible tasks 😂
THeY jUsT DOnt wAnt tO wOrK i GUeSs
“I had a dream where it was PrETtY SImPLe”
ORORORORO!!! I spend half of my day sleeping! ORORORO!!! Then I sometimes get up and tell you that I am a famous content creatorORORORORO!!! Please don't sleep while driving, dear tri
not the companies job to hold your hand through their process...
Installing the software has the highest learning curve imaginable.
esp if you need to figure out why someone else’s bullshit won’t compile
When they told me to install python, c++ and run code to link them to aws company portal with no guidance, I almost fainted.
No one tells you or even remembers that they use 3rd party binaries that also have to be installed before any of the code makes sense or compiles.
and the prior terminated coder's code has no notes because he thought it was job security right before they shitcanned him, but he had the latest code on his own box anyway sending you months back if you send it in for replication ;/ hoping if HR ever retreives the laptop they dont plug it in and have it auto sync
For real, why is installing python 3 so hard XD
This is so funny😂😂. The "C hashtag" got me.😂
This no joke happened with me, but worse, my company taught me all these things on the fly (i had to learn all of them in detail myself) and then once i was ready to work they assigned me on something different because one of their teams was lacking a person lol
hahaha, that hurts!
So True. Explain my job life in this comment.
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Нурлан Бакенбаев
if you don't work on something you just recently learnt you will forget all of it soon after
I just quit today my test automation engineer role for the same reason. Can't expect me to know everything without even training me.
@@nabid1997 dam bro thats sucks but do you have any other jobs in mind?
As a CS student paralyzed by the fear of being unprepared for work in any sort of programming-related job, this video and its comments feel somewhat relieving in that I am not alone at all.
You are not alone. haha
same... almost felt like maybe this path ain't meant for me.
Same here lol
@@illegxrl glad I am not the only one
RIGHT?? i'm glad this is somewhat universal to feel this way though.
Thankyou for the timestamps 🤣 very clear and concise
C# -> C Sharp ❌
C# -> C Hashtag ✔
This 100% accurate. Reminded me of my first day as software engineer and the senior dev said "if you have any question please be HESITANT to ask" xD
lol
Rofl
being in the west, when they say "don't hesitate to ask", and when you do ask, they're like "WTF can't you fig out yourself?"
e.e....duuuuude
-tssssssssssssss
- *runs offf the city*
Yeah like we are engineers we're not human anymore LMAO that toxic envionment I'm glad I quit my dev engineer position to start from scratch and not work iunder companies command.
it's just toxic, I'll be good doing some freelance projects here and there when i feel like it 🤣 While living in a cheaper country and having other sources of income.
This suffering isn't worth it except if you work in the US where the salaries can justify this amount of stress, rigour, work and sharpness
As an IT Manager and former Developer myself it pains me that the Industry is anywhere remotely like this. Anyone that just a bit feels this is OK should be fired as a manager! When I get an intern or new employee they are top priority above everything else and I spend at least 1-2 weeks being there for them full-time so they get the good first experience and the knowledge they need...
Every industry out there needs more people like you.
it pains me to hear c hashtag
As a prospective intern, I say for all the interns ever: THANK YOU!
the mentor we all need
It’s nice to see there are still people who believe in the concept of mentoring. Unfortunately most firms lacks mentors and just want the newbie to hit the ground running. What’s even more unfortunate is that the teammates who are willing to help the newbie out are also so overworked that they see this as an additional burden and do not find ample time or patience to guide the new person.
I watched that video few years ago I feel the progress I made in those years bcs I understand more jokes in it
A weird way to keep track
"Multi threading in java script"
"Cluster html attributes"
Good ones
bootstrap to strap everything in the end lol
Professor: "You'll never use this, so we'll just skim through this chapter "
So true
Advanced subject prof: "I won't teach you this because you should've already learnt this on the prerequisite subject"
@@lordrald09 Prerequisite lecturer: " I won't teach you this because you will learn this later on the advance subject. "
Students: 👁️👄👁️
@@ainocj173 ah shoot
@Casswury "fly high so you don't hit a fucking turbine" thats fucking gold, ill remember that
Can confirm, at my last job it took about 3 months from hire to coding and it was all set-up
Definitely did not expect to see you here lol
This has been my experience every time I change programs/projects or join a new company. I was always told (and somewhat observed) that it takes 6mo-1yr to become comfortable with the project/codebase. What I didn't expect was that 3 months was just getting access and stumbling through several year old irrelevant documentation.
Minecraft CZcamsr here? Helo
Does every company have a slow on-boarding process?
I have mostly done finance/accounting work, but it is like they take a full month to get you all the tools you need, then they expect you to do 14 hours of work each day and get pissy the 'buffer' they gave you was eaten up by the on-boarding process...
@@Nersius well, have you ever tried to read code from somebody else? Then imagine you have big projects.
"C hash tag"
"Make this button interact with frontend and backend"
"Make exactly 7.5 API calls"
"Cluster the HTML attributes"
"Use bootstrap to strap everything together"
Nah this is something else😂
Lol @ 7.5 API calls. My question is usually "Where is this documented for reference?". Their response is usually "in a world of pure imagination".
The Microsoft Teams ring gives me PTSD lol. I even looked down at the right corner of my screen.
Same lol. Scared the heck out of me.
So true!!
omg true lmao
Ikr it gives anxiety
The same goes with the slack notification sound!!!!
Note: Record these types of meetings, in case you have a potato memory like mines.
Same problems
They should always write down your tasks
Jesus guys even after saying I don't care I'm still getting replies please stop
@@sb_dunk That's fucked up 🤣
@@sb_dunk you didn't do it if they don't know :V
I understood SOME of the instructions, and I consider this a victory.
Cannot stress the accuracy lol
"You will be done in 1 hour, right? I see you then."
Meanwhile the download: "2hrs remaining"
Don't forget the janky npm scripts not running because the guy who wrote them only thought about his super specific setup.
That's not a download, that's a junior programmer.
Not to mention installing the extensions, packages, libraries, frameworks and whatever else the project requires, but they have to be done in a particular order and configured in a particular way or you have to start over from the last functioning instance.
Have any of you ever actually had a manager say something like that.. that was too unrealistic lol I guess it was kinda funny tho.. all the managers I’ve had give interns like a week just to install everything and then a whole month to do something as simple as making a web page with a navbar and title
@@yoush3599 - No, but all my managers would put me on different project having nothing to do with software development, pile more and more on that end of things, totally forget about the completed software project, then contract out to a different firm a year later because it suddenly has to be done right away, and they end up taking longer than I did for an equivalent product.
Yay, now everyone is hella scared for their first internships
I literally panicked for half an hour after getting my first task
YA
man i still have 2 years till that time comes but still it scary
BE SCARED. RUN. CHANGE DEGREE QUICK
I was already scared. Im sure my first day they're going to ask me to re-program all the routers and build half of a new SQL database.
Like bruh im new here I barely know how to plug in a network cable to a switch.
This happened to me over my first 3 months. Everyone at the company ignored me. Another 50-year-old engineer who joined the team at the same time as me just up and left because of it. After 4 years I am now the guy who trains the new engineers and I do my best to help them.
This was hilarious!
"Okay, so either everything I know about coding is wrong, or you're just stringing technical terms together randomly. It's a 50/50 chance at this point."
could also be both
Or when the code you write should technically work and doesn't... And suddenly we r left scrambling for other ways to make it work... That's what happened this week... 🤓👾😵
@@cyberpunkedgerunner2644 Don't forget the times when the code doesn't work, you give up, come back to it later, and it suddenly runs perfectly
Second choice.
@@user-dx9ul2cn3k or similarly, when it works, but you don't understand how or why
Currently in my third year in college working towards a degree in applied CS. Despite gettings A's and B's in all my CS classes I still feel like I know next to nothing, so this video speaks to me on a spiritual level.
I am legit sitting for placments and I have no fucking idea why would somebody hire me
@@user-vo8lm4le9o Same.
YESSS THIS COMMENT THE ONE
Same. Also doing well in my apprenticeship but I literally understood almost nothing in this video
That’s why I didn’t want to go to college for it. So much time and money spent learning so much but rarely learning what you actually want to learn or need to learn
yeah I learned pretty fast to record all of my meetings on my phone so I can go back and reference anything I may have missed or not completely understood
Thankfully I've never been in this position. But holy shit this looks like nightmare fuel to me. I just earn a new appreciation from my previous and current companies.
My first day of work was exactly like that. I basically had to find a coworker who’s nice enough to tutor me a bit to understand what’s going on. After few weeks, I finally understood what the hell our company is really doing.
@@giovannicorraliza8552 LMAOO that’s your concern not slaves cs students
@@giovannicorraliza8552 what the hell
@@giovannicorraliza8552 what the hell
@@giovannicorraliza8552 why
took me 8 months honestly to figure out what and how, still figuring out why am I doing this?