Ellen Degeneres Here and Now

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  • čas přidán 21. 03. 2013
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  • @valoriebracken6904
    @valoriebracken6904 Před 9 měsíci +51

    She needs to do another stand up in 2023 I miss her comedy

  • @mexicanboy1618
    @mexicanboy1618 Před 9 lety +835

    She was close
    "I believe one day sitcoms will be 30 seconds long"
    *Cough cough* Vines *cough cough*

    • @1726nana
      @1726nana Před 9 lety +4

      Lmfao!

    • @rich4363
      @rich4363 Před 7 lety +32

      lol vines didnt work, so they shut it down. turns out people prefer more than 6 seconds of content.

    • @erljencalinawan9706
      @erljencalinawan9706 Před 6 lety +3

      The magic of time

    • @polinazagryadskaya6905
      @polinazagryadskaya6905 Před 5 lety +2

      Cough cough "Bref" cough cough

    • @MrGamelover23
      @MrGamelover23 Před 5 lety +2

      @@rich4363 But people love vines. Honestly they're perfect for my generation.

  • @spenserbower1178
    @spenserbower1178 Před 5 měsíci +19

    I remember watching a rerun of this on tv with my mom probably 10+ years ago when I was kid. I remember laughing so hard then and now. One of the best. I hope she does standup again someday.

  • @lilbirdztube3698
    @lilbirdztube3698 Před 5 lety +113

    Her humor is about things we have all experienced. Maybe we didn't laugh then, but she has us laughing now, and that is wonderful. Sometimes I enjoy raunchy humor, but her lack of vulgarity is so refreshing.

    • @philwest6034
      @philwest6034 Před 11 měsíci +7

      That is what all the greats, IMO, have the ability to do is take everyday situations that we ALL experience and make them funny - Brian Regan, Seinfeld, Norm Macdonald, Sebastian Maniscalco and of course Ellen

    • @charlottechasteen494
      @charlottechasteen494 Před 3 měsíci

      Q​@@philwest6034

    • @KimDunselo
      @KimDunselo Před 2 měsíci

      You'll be surprised that lack of vulgarity has a lot more to offer backstage

  • @krazybrothersinc.8609
    @krazybrothersinc.8609 Před 7 lety +896

    I hear Dory, but I see Princess Diana

  • @AtlasBlizzard
    @AtlasBlizzard Před 8 lety +1706

    I'm watching this instead of going to sleep.

  • @Erin.56
    @Erin.56 Před rokem +24

    19 years later…..still hysterically funny

  • @surbhibhattar
    @surbhibhattar Před 3 lety +134

    What a brilliantly written and performed stand up. I have watched it umpteenth time and it still makes me laugh. Irrespective of all the flak Ellen has got over the last year, she is one of the funniest person alive. Love from India.

    • @paulinemuthena6545
      @paulinemuthena6545 Před rokem +2

      She is so much prettier now than then.Her dress code was so dowdy and homely.Her hair was horrible there.lol.She had on no makeup.Now she is smartly dressed, great hairdo, fantastic makeup that she looks like a different person and so much younger.

    • @jessebolton7442
      @jessebolton7442 Před rokem +5

      It so good! I’ve watched it many times and laugh so hard every time. 😂

    • @samanthagreen5535
      @samanthagreen5535 Před 10 měsíci +3

      😂me to and it's still make me laugh

    • @rhondabosserman3984
      @rhondabosserman3984 Před 6 měsíci

      I just love her, she brought gay/lesbian family to public television. Her stand up is truth telling at it's best. She's got a very beautiful soul, and her aura is shinning super bright. Her & her wife Porscha really need to have children, she will be a GREAT TIME MOMMY. Adopt a few ( 1 or 2 ) kiddos.. AND finally start a family 😮😢❤.
      They have so much love, AND I sure hope that BABY will be loved so far from good..SO IM yes please Daddy... I NEED you GOOD BABY BROTHER, no worries my SECRETS HAVE all left my lips..❤ NOT keeping 1 of them.

  • @johnnabarker8728
    @johnnabarker8728 Před 7 lety +330

    I enjoy most stand up comedians that are popular today, but it shows real talent when your show isn't centered around how vulgar you can be.

    • @paulybanksalot6860
      @paulybanksalot6860 Před 6 lety +8

      Johnna Barker I know, Ellen is more playful, which I find edearing.

    • @katie.e.g.
      @katie.e.g. Před 6 lety +1

      Exactly.

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 Před 4 měsíci +2

      At the time, talking about being “gay” as she did was VERY TABOO and Controversial.Her coming out cost her her sitcom and sent shockwaves through “ polite society”.

  • @heartstopper88
    @heartstopper88 Před 7 lety +235

    This special never gets old. Wenever i need a good laugh i watch this :)

  • @Erin.56
    @Erin.56 Před 2 lety +24

    Love how she goes from topic to topic. It’s really fascinating the way her mind works….

  • @madisonsparks8393
    @madisonsparks8393 Před 11 měsíci +17

    My family has been quoting this for 20 years and it still makes me laugh so hard every time I watch it

  • @grayelizabeth6458
    @grayelizabeth6458 Před 6 lety +1187

    Is anyone else procrastinating by watching this? 🙋

    • @r3dleh107
      @r3dleh107 Před 5 lety +22

      procrastinating sleep

    • @2eleven48
      @2eleven48 Před 5 lety +2

      Gray Elizabeth....procrastinating: "delay or postpone action; put off doing something." You're holding back to decide whether you like the show or not, is that right? Well, sweetie, shit or get off the pot.

    • @amyallen517
      @amyallen517 Před 5 lety +5

      I just had to call in to work for being late!!!!!

    • @presgaming6814
      @presgaming6814 Před 5 lety +1

      Gray Elizabeth yup

    • @Aprillfools
      @Aprillfools Před 5 lety +5

      @@2eleven48 she's probably procrastinating on something else and watching this instead...that's what i'm doing

  • @vassia.pi.billie
    @vassia.pi.billie Před 7 lety +68

    I was laughing so f*cking HARD that my mum came in and asked me if it's time to go to the psychologist... GOD ELLEN THANKS FOR THAT HUNDREDS OF ABS I MADE.

  • @millers3888
    @millers3888 Před 4 lety +13

    37:21 always gets me
    “My dog of 17 years just died”
    “You’re kidding!”
    “No...as funny as that is I’m not...” 😂

  • @catarinabakker8405
    @catarinabakker8405 Před 6 lety +547

    She was ahead of her time shit I love Ellen

    • @bootybuttcheeks
      @bootybuttcheeks Před 6 lety

      Catarina Bakker We have the same name!

    • @simonebutler7123
      @simonebutler7123 Před 6 lety +4

      Catarina Bakker very. her original sitcom I watched faithfully. creative.

    • @pamelavl2523
      @pamelavl2523 Před 5 lety +3

      Catarina Bakker its not ahead of her time, she's actually like comedians used to be.

    • @pbf646
      @pbf646 Před 5 lety

      Catarina Bakker hey pretty girl

    • @reynolperez8883
      @reynolperez8883 Před 5 lety

      jail

  • @theoldman7739
    @theoldman7739 Před 6 lety +1011

    How bout that? No cursing. No racism. She did not once put someone else down and it was still funny. It's a real shame that cannot happen today.

    • @estopesto2647
      @estopesto2647 Před 6 lety +9

      The Old Man could argue it's ableist at times but I took it as gallows humour

    • @dabidoe
      @dabidoe Před 5 lety +23

      OK well maybe we can get back to that Christian fundamentalism Disney values you crave so much - but hatred and evil are part of the world whether we like it or not - rather than pretend they don’t exist why not let them out in standup comedy?

    • @brianw.6718
      @brianw.6718 Před 5 lety +26

      The Old Man She just has her own style. Doesn't make her a better comedian. Just makes her less controversial. I personally like a little controversy with any act, whether it be comedy, music, or any other art form.

    • @annmarietornabene
      @annmarietornabene Před 5 lety +5

      It can. It just takes great writing!

    • @LastRenegade
      @LastRenegade Před 5 lety +5

      Except she did. The mentally ill.

  • @juancpgo
    @juancpgo Před 8 lety +53

    First 40 minutes: hilarious. From 40 min on: FUCKING MIND BLOWING HILARIOUS. She's one of the funniest people on earth.

    • @JFmK-sh5nh
      @JFmK-sh5nh Před 2 lety +3

      Yeah, I remember this being really funny when it aired. It's her best.

    • @jessickalush3305
      @jessickalush3305 Před rokem

      My condolences, Juan.

  • @Catalystresource
    @Catalystresource Před rokem +45

    She is the female Seinfeld! Mixed in with a little Mark Twain. Brilliant observational comedy and genius how she pulled it all together into a full circle at the end.
    No vulgarity, no swearing, no sex talk, no bad-mouthing or ridiculing any group, no bantering with the audience to kill time. Solid writing and incredible memorization skills that made it look like she was just having a conversation with you. She should do more of these, especially since her show is off the air now.

    • @audreymai2773
      @audreymai2773 Před rokem +2

      Well, people kinda don't like her now, so there's that.

    • @mammawlee
      @mammawlee Před rokem +5

      Yeah, she is somewhat like Twain.

    • @lationixclips3336
      @lationixclips3336 Před 10 měsíci

      She is a he and part of the peado ring that runs the world, wake up

    • @fareshajjar1208
      @fareshajjar1208 Před 10 měsíci +2

      She is one of the meanest, most uncaring, and vile people ever. Hurt dozens of people who worked for her even to the point of forbidding any one of her many employees to look at her in the studio.

    • @vampyre4me
      @vampyre4me Před 10 měsíci +4

      @@fareshajjar1208 I used to love Ellen DeGeneres SO much! Even now, when I think about her, I remember her like this, in her early years, when she was so sweet and vulnerable and funny - which was why so many of us adored her. Then I wonder, what happened? I think that perhaps all the venom that we have witnessed from the "later Ellen" may have been the result of a really sensitive soul that was exposed too much to the ugliness of fame, fortune, and Hollywood. She isn't America's sweetheart anymore, but I like to remember her this way, when she was. And I hope a day will come when she finds healing of her soul, and returns to being who I believe was her true self.

  • @daultonlitteral3143
    @daultonlitteral3143 Před 2 lety +5

    Had tears in my eyes during the that's not Nancy part lmao

  • @Vicky-hc4su
    @Vicky-hc4su Před 8 lety +1392

    Non-offensive jokes can be funny too! This is the proof!

    • @urrumurru
      @urrumurru Před 8 lety +4

      zambis

    • @hichamloukhaila9430
      @hichamloukhaila9430 Před 7 lety +4

      so true !!!

    • @aliisakalma8245
      @aliisakalma8245 Před 7 lety +21

      you're right but she's one of the least funny people i know. this is the type of comedy that you just think man wasn't seinfield enough

    • @blondieb4bc
      @blondieb4bc Před 7 lety +28

      Aliisa Sadghost your a douche

    • @firstname2424
      @firstname2424 Před 6 lety +28

      This is so theraupatic . No racial slurs.. no disrespect for caste, Creed, color or religion.. and still so relatable, yes, still so relatable...

  • @King-eg8qn
    @King-eg8qn Před 8 lety +188

    To whoever uploaded this. Thank you so much. This was the funniest thing ever!

    • @jowilliams9345
      @jowilliams9345  Před 8 lety +7

      +Kevin Martinez Your welcome :D

    • @brandell4638
      @brandell4638 Před 5 lety

      Yet no copyright strike? Hmm....

    • @vieyel9031
      @vieyel9031 Před 3 lety

      If this is so funny I think your heart would explode if you heard someone that can actually write good material

    • @King-eg8qn
      @King-eg8qn Před 3 lety

      @@vieyel9031 shadeeee 💀

    • @magicmysticman
      @magicmysticman Před rokem +1

      My gay icon. Kevin Martinez aka King

  • @Snail_Nailz
    @Snail_Nailz Před 2 lety +5

    THIS is my favorite special of all time- I bought the DVD after watching it when it premiered & watch it ALL THE TIME

  • @kalyngriffin1518
    @kalyngriffin1518 Před 2 lety +21

    Damn, I had no idea Ellen was this funny in stand up. Not only funny for the whole family, but also funny for anyone sitting on their phone at 1 in the morning...

    • @kryssifree
      @kryssifree Před 2 lety

      It is me, I am anyone

    • @jaydock1
      @jaydock1 Před 16 dny

      Not it being 1am as i read this comment 😂

  • @callen7258
    @callen7258 Před 8 lety +218

    Lol that lady who's laughing so hard the whole time

    • @claudiaslavova3129
      @claudiaslavova3129 Před 7 lety +2

      Attention?

    • @ScarVII
      @ScarVII Před 7 lety +25

      She is sure having the time of her life lol

    • @nikhilsukumar23
      @nikhilsukumar23 Před 7 lety +8

      Chloe Allen yeah who is she??? We need to find and pay her for our own stand ups!

    • @strewf
      @strewf Před 6 lety

      Nikhil Sukumar She's the Pinky Toe.

    • @brandihamilton272
      @brandihamilton272 Před 6 lety

      That's Gillian Anderson (I'm pretty sure). :)

  • @juliemeibaum2476
    @juliemeibaum2476 Před 8 lety +39

    9:45 "I was shampooing for a good half hour, and I never got that happy."

  • @amandalynngibson8332
    @amandalynngibson8332 Před 7 měsíci +4

    Timeless.
    This woman makes me laugh so hard.

  • @olejdi2092
    @olejdi2092 Před 4 lety +7

    I laughed with tears at that part with imitated running after the fall and glass windows. I never laughed that much on any other stand up. Omg, Im so thankful. Laughing your guts out, this true, honest, unstoppable laughter, man, thats rare and so out of ordinary that it almost seems magical.

  • @AleJorgeThomas
    @AleJorgeThomas Před 8 lety +246

    I LOVE her. I love her sense of humor and how good she makes me feel about life in general.

    • @jowilliams9345
      @jowilliams9345  Před 8 lety +4

      +Alejandra Jorge-Thomas That's so great to hear. :D

    • @DeejayRach0
      @DeejayRach0 Před 7 lety +1

      hahaha

    • @kendallheller5464
      @kendallheller5464 Před 6 lety

      Alejandra Jorge-Thomas just h

    • @mrcrackdonald_1
      @mrcrackdonald_1 Před 6 lety

      why are you calling owen wilson a her

    • @lunaliagingerbread8291
      @lunaliagingerbread8291 Před 5 lety

      Alejandra Jorge-Thomas
      Way to go Ellen!!👏
      😼We love her too!
      Her witty humor and relatable topics. This show was back in 2003. Her jokes are so true and 😆😆funny! She's still got her own show, *ellen* she produces it, and clothing line, clothes she helped inspire and create. I'm seeing this in November 2018..Yesterday was Veteran's Day. Thanksgiving is next Thursday.

  • @sillau9
    @sillau9 Před 6 lety +68

    I watch this many times,and I always cry of laughter,especially since its all daily relatable things we go thru. (plus Ellen brings a positive joyous energy about her)

  • @augustusstark
    @augustusstark Před 9 měsíci +5

    Decades ago she said that someday Sitcoms will be 30 second long...now we have Tiktok, Shorts and Reel

  • @Erin.56
    @Erin.56 Před rokem +14

    She talks about things all of us have in common. Doesn’t matter what age or gender you are. That’s her appeal….

  • @deemariedubois4916
    @deemariedubois4916 Před 7 lety +83

    Whenever I'm a bit blue I find Ellen. Whether watching excerpts from her show or her stand up, she always makes me laugh and feel better thank you Ellen.

    • @SurahOnline
      @SurahOnline Před 7 lety +7

      Same...and her sitcom from the 90s helps me when I'm feeling blue too. Thanks Ellen 😘

    • @sristiganguly4858
      @sristiganguly4858 Před 7 lety +5

      Haha I just finished watching all the episodes of her sitcom yesterday :)

    • @davidwebb3281
      @davidwebb3281 Před 7 lety +3

      Deemaree Dubois yeah me too! She's spot on..

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 Před 4 měsíci

      Watching in 2023, I’m still laughing. Classic. My nieces were with me this week and one said, “ Funny lady- who is she?!” I said ,”YOU know her, don’t you?” My other niece smirked “ Duh- it’s Princess Diana,!”so smug about it, I didn’t correct her.🤣🤣🤣

  • @Knight02
    @Knight02 Před 8 lety +1160

    I love that she doesn't go for the cheap, typical sex and swear jokes. She's so much funnier.

    • @glaba24
      @glaba24 Před 8 lety +7

      +Shari Jovani Watch Brian Regan if you want more of that.

    • @momma2bubbas
      @momma2bubbas Před 8 lety

      +Shari Jovani totally.

    • @sa3.6sa98
      @sa3.6sa98 Před 8 lety +1

      I agree

    • @laylaloosh3682
      @laylaloosh3682 Před 8 lety +1

      Exactly

    • @89phillipsj
      @89phillipsj Před 8 lety +17

      +Shari Jovani absolutey. Making Adults laugh and keeping it clean is the best type of comedy!

  • @jamietingey7498
    @jamietingey7498 Před rokem +4

    The bangs!!! Toilet paper claw, pickle claw!! Both jokes still go through my mind all these years later and I still crack up to myself

  • @ebbderelict
    @ebbderelict Před 4 lety +20

    17 years later, and I still think of this special whenever I'm at the movies.

    • @curtrice6060
      @curtrice6060 Před 11 měsíci

      Wow , it wasn’t 10 years ago ? It was 17 ?😮

    • @ebbderelict
      @ebbderelict Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@curtrice6060 20 now 😄

  • @Volvican
    @Volvican Před 8 lety +46

    She is just so funny. She needs to do more standup!

  • @robinwilson2491
    @robinwilson2491 Před 8 lety +123

    Procrastinate now, don't put it off!

    • @Marchant2
      @Marchant2 Před 5 lety +1

      Amazing. I was reading this at the exact time she was saying it.

    • @TheRockGod
      @TheRockGod Před 5 lety +1

      Sorry, I started to reply, but it’s been a week and I’m just now hitting enter.

  • @sonoye1
    @sonoye1 Před 5 měsíci +8

    She's a brilliant comedian❤

  • @Bushdid119
    @Bushdid119 Před 6 lety +13

    I have so much to be thankful to Ellen for. Not only is she so hilarious and makes me bust a gut, but my sister who passed away 8 years in 2018 introduced me to Ellen's stand up. Thank you for so many great many memories and laughs Ellen ❤️❤️❤️

    • @melissayager883
      @melissayager883 Před rokem

      oh m goodness i and my identical sister BOTH AGRREED with what u just saidd Seriously, she died, unexpentically died this past August 2nd. I willk always fremember man y mq ny gears ago, We Loverd this Ellen omedy!!!!!!!

  • @tbbtpeach
    @tbbtpeach Před 8 lety +27

    Best part: "You don't want that there? Why would you wipe my spittle away?"
    *dies laughing*

  • @rickalvarado3543
    @rickalvarado3543 Před 7 lety +261

    Is like watching Dory doing a stand up :D

    • @toad7371
      @toad7371 Před 7 lety +15

      that's all I could think of while I watched this xD

    • @MegaLESM
      @MegaLESM Před 6 lety

      I don't speak English very well, but the other day I was watching 'Fnding Nemo' and I totally recognized her... but I wasn't sure until I read your comments ( I mean, It's not like I googled it or anything at the time)

  • @dillzah134
    @dillzah134 Před 3 lety +13

    I often fall asleep watching this and not because it’s boring. The people with anxiety will understand this comment. It’s comforting to fall asleep to 😂

  • @daisybelle2336
    @daisybelle2336 Před 2 lety +5

    I am SO glad I was reminded to find this, again! It is STILL just as funny as I remembered and surprisingly relevant, even though it was filmed in 2003. The beauty in this special and The Beginning are how absolutely relevant the relatability is in her comedy. People love to laugh at themselves, at the end of the day.
    I will never forget being a young teen and watching it on HBO, it was around midnight and my Dad was sleeping on the couch, behind me. I had tried as hard I could to not bust out laughing and wake him, but failed numerous times-ESPECIALLY during the "embarrassment" segments. "That's Not Nancy", tripping and, "Pain really takes a backseat to embarrassment" - such GOLD! 😂
    I laughed hard enough that my Dad remembers exactly what night I'm talking about.
    I absolutely love this special so much. Now to watch, "The Beginning" again.

  • @Dandalf_the_Fly
    @Dandalf_the_Fly Před 8 lety +315

    she totally predicted vine

    • @dola6354
      @dola6354 Před 6 lety +1

      Daniel Wallace oh shit

    • @ForestSakan
      @ForestSakan Před 6 lety +3

      Daniel Wallace yeah pedicted to most stupi thing ever created.. Who would have thought being stupid would be an actual way to make money...

  • @MsInvisibleguy
    @MsInvisibleguy Před 7 lety +74

    One of the most relatable stand up on the web and one where the backbone isn't filled with cursing and sex jokes. Hard to find nowadays.

    • @vieyel9031
      @vieyel9031 Před 3 lety

      Relatable as in cancel culture gutted actual comedy. This is painfully unfunny

    • @thesimslover82884
      @thesimslover82884 Před 2 lety

      @@vieyel9031 You realize when this was filmed, and now, comedians have done usual comedy? Comedy has never changed, only the styles.

    • @vieyel9031
      @vieyel9031 Před 2 lety

      @@thesimslover82884 lol your last name means sheep in french

    • @thesimslover82884
      @thesimslover82884 Před 2 lety

      @@vieyel9031 Yep, and it's also the name for the ''blade holder'' mechanism of a guillotine.

  • @leahkristine
    @leahkristine Před 6 lety +4

    I saw this stand up for the first time about 10 years ago now and to this day every time I use a public restroom I think of the toilet paper joke 😂😂

  • @user-bd6co1ip8c
    @user-bd6co1ip8c Před 10 měsíci +16

    Yes, clean comedy is possible, appreciated, and leaves audience feeling clean and refreshed! More of this PLEASE!!!!!

    • @davidm.schreckii1426
      @davidm.schreckii1426 Před 8 měsíci

      HI

    • @endrankluvsda4loko172
      @endrankluvsda4loko172 Před 8 měsíci

      Clean? Not even 3 minutes in and she's laughing about how "we're all gay". Can't get more vile and satanic than that.

    • @kenhollis6197
      @kenhollis6197 Před 8 měsíci

      @@endrankluvsda4loko172 Lmao. Being gay is more vile than, say, murder?

  • @JohnLansner
    @JohnLansner Před 9 lety +77

    Outstanding, intelligent, relevant and universal humor. Laughed and smiled again and again. Focusing on our common tendency to move away from being present, here and now :-)

  • @abigailllllllllll
    @abigailllllllllll Před 6 lety +10

    I've probably watched this stand up at least 30 times. At one point in time I would watch it every day for a couple weeks. Never stops being funny. No one will ever be as pure as Ellen Degenres ❤️

  • @joonyaboonya
    @joonyaboonya Před 6 měsíci +12

    This is Ellen at her peak before she became too rich and out of touch with the relateability that was at the core of her brand of comedy.

  • @jocelynadhami
    @jocelynadhami Před 5 lety +7

    So talented! I love how her stories just keep going. You can never predict her.

  • @sharontarantino8272
    @sharontarantino8272 Před 8 lety +301

    i have had a horrible 2 weeks, so bad, I am so happy i looked this up.

    • @jowilliams9345
      @jowilliams9345  Před 8 lety +3

      +Sharon Tarantino So glad you liked. :D

    • @hughjarms4510
      @hughjarms4510 Před 8 lety +7

      yeah,ellen always makes me laugh. everyone can connect with her. i am a huge bodybuilder dude and even i love Ellen and connect with her style of comedy. she dose comedy for everyone.

    • @bonnienash8585
      @bonnienash8585 Před 8 lety +4

      I hope your now having a better time 🙂

    • @nirvanakamala2809
      @nirvanakamala2809 Před 8 lety +6

      I don't know when you commented this (I'm on my phone) but I hope you're feeling better now

    • @jjayguy23
      @jjayguy23 Před 7 lety +13

      Ellen has a gift.

  • @flovilanna
    @flovilanna Před 8 lety +68

    20:18 "" You're having a pleasant conversation with what YOU think is a good friend, you hear the click, they tell you to hold on. You're confident they're gonna come back to you. And then they come back and they say "I've gotta take this other call". You know what that means? They just said to the other person "Let me get rid of this other call". That's what YOU just became. ""
    That one hurt.....

  • @butterhead236
    @butterhead236 Před rokem +4

    I watched this years ago with my brother around the time it first came out. we referenced the toilet paper claw and pickle claw for months afterward. and still, to this day, we'll still ask each other randomly "can you help me find my eye?"

  • @nince021
    @nince021 Před 6 měsíci +3

    “I don’t want a streamer, I want toilet paper! This is no time to celebrate!” 😂😂😂 omg. I’ll forever have that in my head now.

  • @mashtali1
    @mashtali1 Před 7 lety +19

    Ellen is natural comedian and very pleasant to watch.

  • @somebody200090210
    @somebody200090210 Před 7 lety +137

    She is, in a word, awesome. Simply awesome.

  • @connied2720
    @connied2720 Před 3 lety +11

    She’s incredibly intelligent, smart, clean and very hilarious jokes I couldn’t stop laughing from beginning to end and her facial expressions are the best🤣🤣🤣🤣Thank you so much Ellen. You made my day👏👏👏👏

  • @moonchild-ws4oi
    @moonchild-ws4oi Před 5 lety +4

    I watched her new one and had to come back and rewatch the oldies. Love her absolutely love her. 15 years later and she's still got it.

  • @solidasarock242
    @solidasarock242 Před 9 lety +269

    Ellen is sooo funny! However the most beautiful thing about her is her HEART!!I just love love love her!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @ibtissamfaraj9897
      @ibtissamfaraj9897 Před 8 lety +3

      😌it is true

    • @solidasarock242
      @solidasarock242 Před 8 lety +2

      +have faith Yes when you nhave God in your life you see the beauty in people! More of us should be like her! God Bless you!

    • @martingirard1949
      @martingirard1949 Před 8 lety +4

      +lisa brown What does God have to do with this... He is against homosexuality... Go away with your patronizing god superiority complex.

    • @solidasarock242
      @solidasarock242 Před 8 lety +1

      May God Bless You!

    • @martingirard1949
      @martingirard1949 Před 8 lety +1

      A child under 5 dies every 2 seconds of malnutrition on the planet. Ellen show lasts one hour, so thats 1800 kids during that show alone. Does god bless them also?

  • @NosVideo123
    @NosVideo123 Před 8 lety +600

    13 years later and she's still as funny

  • @NicoleTaylor-rc1zn
    @NicoleTaylor-rc1zn Před 10 měsíci +5

    I had this on dvd YEARS ago then lost it!! It’s Funny…, it’s STILL funny !! Love her sense of humor & humanity!!

  • @MegTheGreat82
    @MegTheGreat82 Před 3 lety +6

    Best female stand-up comedian💜💚. Such innocent jokes but absolutely hilarious.

  • @bluedancelilly
    @bluedancelilly Před 6 lety +12

    Funny she spoke of the history of phones when this was recorded long before smart phones. Right now I'm watching this on my phone.

  • @lulumolloy
    @lulumolloy Před 9 lety +84

    I died a four or five times from laughter.

  • @RoanAndRoaming
    @RoanAndRoaming Před 5 lety +3

    That missing eye from hitting a window near the end had me pause the video and roll onto the floor crying 🤣

  • @ginaessner6336
    @ginaessner6336 Před 3 lety +7

    Oh holy hell....this is so freakin funny...I saw it on HBO today and every thing she said, every topic, I was freaking, "been there, done that". OMG....I LOVE HER!!!!!

  • @EBill23
    @EBill23 Před 7 lety +58

    I needed this today!

    • @jowilliams9345
      @jowilliams9345  Před 7 lety +8

      I'm so glad Ellen brought some happiness into your day. :D

  • @Dhriti32
    @Dhriti32 Před 8 lety +48

    god i love her so much. no other comedian i have seen that can make me organically laugh and smile so much as she. she da best.

  • @avocadox9810
    @avocadox9810 Před 5 lety +8

    I swear I have to study for my final tomorrow but instead I’m watching this

  • @olivialeypoldt3513
    @olivialeypoldt3513 Před 5 lety +4

    I love how this came out before I was born but yet it still relates to our daily life

  • @DeepinderSingh73
    @DeepinderSingh73 Před 9 lety +26

    Not only was this funny. It also made a lot of sense. Thanks Ms. Degeneres.

  • @mayaschmidt8349
    @mayaschmidt8349 Před 8 lety +91

    Shows you can be an excellent comedian without making people feel bad.

    • @germ52ful
      @germ52ful Před 4 lety +4

      People need to stop being such big babies.

    • @vieyel9031
      @vieyel9031 Před 3 lety

      Political correctness and cancel culture has destroyed comedy. this special is really old and is still just as terrible and unfunny today in 2021!

    • @notlisztening9821
      @notlisztening9821 Před 2 lety

      Ellen compensates for this, by being an all-around shit person in real life.

    • @thesimslover82884
      @thesimslover82884 Před 2 lety +2

      @@vieyel9031 That's your opinion, not every person on Earth would agree.

    • @vieyel9031
      @vieyel9031 Před 2 lety

      @@thesimslover82884 theres a reason comedians are calling this out - because its ruining comedy

  • @detoxmuscle
    @detoxmuscle Před rokem +4

    ED is absolutely fabulous. Thank God we had / have her. ❤

  • @jazzyazz5347
    @jazzyazz5347 Před 3 lety +3

    Lol needing scissors to get into scissors is 100% the truest thing I’ve ever heard online! Even to this day!

  • @KyanneSummer
    @KyanneSummer Před 8 lety +51

    shes got class...and i love her

  • @nattcattt
    @nattcattt Před 8 lety +140

    Ellen and Wanda are the two female comedians that just get me rolling. No other woman can do that for me haha

    • @Jenbrinkerjackson
      @Jenbrinkerjackson Před 8 lety +12

      +Nat Cat Wanda with the story of the mouse on fire. epic.

    • @nattcattt
      @nattcattt Před 8 lety +1

      Jennifer Jackson Yes!!! oh my god

    • @christopherbedford9897
      @christopherbedford9897 Před 6 lety +2

      Wanda Sykes? I used to love her until yesterday I tried watching a full standup show of hers... about halfway through I got tired of the swearing and ranting. She tends to belabour a point w-a-a-a-a-a-y past where it's not funny any more.

    • @michelenunyabiz7776
      @michelenunyabiz7776 Před 6 lety +1

      Nat Cat I love Tig Nataro also!!

    • @robertpresley1503
      @robertpresley1503 Před 6 lety +2

      have you seen Kathleen Madigan?

  • @les907
    @les907 Před 2 lety +3

    11:04 Sticoms will be 30 seconds long...
    And thus the birth of Vine and Tiktok was inevitable.

  • @misskiki828
    @misskiki828 Před rokem +1

    Thank you for this!!! I had this and her other stand-ups on DVD and haven't had a DVD player in years now and I really missed watching it. ❤️❤️ I liked and subscribed for u. Thank you!

  • @wangtess9778
    @wangtess9778 Před 8 lety +121

    awesome!!!!
    joke without F or dirty word ,i love her!!!!!

  • @gmed2
    @gmed2 Před 7 lety +15

    Cracking up in tears! She is so dang funny and clean. Goes to show u don't have to be raunchy to be hilarious 🤣

  • @hoeseph.hoestar
    @hoeseph.hoestar Před 2 měsíci +1

    My mom showed me this probably about a decade ago and I'm so glad I've found it again. I hope I laugh watching this now as hard as I did back then 😭❤️

  • @robertasliutas2903
    @robertasliutas2903 Před rokem +2

    This is absolutely fantastic 👏🏼
    And am I alone surprised by her rapping?😮😁

  • @cynthiasims5417
    @cynthiasims5417 Před 7 lety +16

    What a joy to have a clean comic. Love her.

  • @rosamariaaldana
    @rosamariaaldana Před 7 lety +20

    She's one of those people that I consider it awesome that she was ever born!

  • @truthteller4731
    @truthteller4731 Před 4 lety +3

    ‘Is it peas?!’ 💀

  • @angelas1401
    @angelas1401 Před 9 lety +204

    Personally, I find Ellen to be not only funny, but brilliant and creative (not to mention heartful and REAL). She is the most imaginative comedian I have ever heard. She sheds light on things from a uniquely intriguing perspective. And what I love is that she actually SAYS SOMETHING with her jokes, so while funny, they are also meaningful and help.

    • @pulciee
      @pulciee Před 6 lety +6

      Angela S
      You don't watch enough comedy

    • @est9949
      @est9949 Před 5 lety +3

      Angela S I thought the exact same thing! Her sitcom is also full of thoughtful messages. A natural well-round comedian like her is hard to come by.

    • @est9949
      @est9949 Před 5 lety +4

      Badseacookie how do you know how much comedy another person has watched? Oh I see, you just assume that you have watched comedy more than anyone else. Impressive.

    • @brianw.6718
      @brianw.6718 Před 5 lety +1

      @@pulciee I know lol. She talks about the most basic stuff and it's like she's the Tesla of comedy.

    • @ShreyaChoudhuryMusic
      @ShreyaChoudhuryMusic Před 3 lety +1

      Badseacookie no no no that’s not what Angela said. Angela said that Ellen is funny alongside being brilliant and creative. She’s also really honest and has a huge heart of gold.

  • @aboerumruhl
    @aboerumruhl Před 7 lety +14

    6:43 The mere thought of Ellen listening to Nine Inch Nails is quite funny

  • @yeganeh3945
    @yeganeh3945 Před 2 lety +6

    I just love her special way of humor

  • @robinmeekins1400
    @robinmeekins1400 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Thanks for posting this!! Luv it! 👍

  • @mel87kel
    @mel87kel Před 8 lety +92

    "Is the popcorn really that delicious that we must shove handfuls of it into our mouth?"
    Answer, yes, yes it is.

    • @beautifulloser75
      @beautifulloser75 Před 6 lety +3

      Emily Kelly that slag, pig faced pill head bloated Amy Schumer stole that from Elen and used it to Ellen's face right on her show! The look on Ellen's face!!
      You can Google the clip.

    • @ShreyaChoudhuryMusic
      @ShreyaChoudhuryMusic Před 5 lety +3

      Emily Kelly and then Ellen imitating the sound of someone eating big handfuls of popcorn, really cracked me up...

  • @josephmaxxwell
    @josephmaxxwell Před 7 lety +87

    Watching this to help flush Amy Schumer's Netflix special out of my head

  • @Erin.56
    @Erin.56 Před 5 lety +2

    I can watch this over and over and over again........ and have! Always puts me in a good mood!

  • @ms.vickieb
    @ms.vickieb Před 4 lety +3

    This is so funny I’ve watched it several times over the years and every time laugh

  • @Erin.56
    @Erin.56 Před 7 lety +17

    I can watch this over and over. And in fact have seen this one stand up show at least 10 times on youtube. Always makes me feel happy. You can't be in a bad mood after watching this

  • @amayaizzy1514
    @amayaizzy1514 Před 8 lety +90

    she makes toilet paper entertaining

  • @carolclover1238
    @carolclover1238 Před 3 měsíci +3

    NO cursing...NO racism....BUT....HILARIOUS.....POINT MADE

  • @Minerd19
    @Minerd19 Před 6 lety +2

    The best ever!!! several years later - still amazing!

  • @ttthecat
    @ttthecat Před 7 lety +69

    I was shocked by how good this was! Her impressions, making insecurities come to life as characters, the mini scenes she acted were amazing---and her memorization skills were awesome. I really had no idea what a great performer she is, I thought she just showed funny kid-friendly videos and danced with celebrities. I have a new found respect for her talent.