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Anyone-tell me a joke
Me forgets every joke ever heard
Here's a short one
"I can't stand being in a wheelchair"
@@flash98449 Love it!
flash 98449 Why did it take me so long to get it?
@@Dixxi racist🙄
same
"These..."
"These what?"
"These nu-"
perfect cut IMO lmao
Dez nuts
That was THE BEST part of the video
2:48 time stamp
😂😂😂😂
Genuinely feel bad for the jokes that went un-laughed at😂
Some of them were really bad tho
a lot of them were better than the ones they laughed at though.
It was so akward- I couldn't handle it
"what goes oom oom"
"a cow in reverse"
THAT WAS MY FAVOURITE I DO NOT KNOW WHYYYY😭😭
Just a hunch, but maybe it’s your favourite because it’s the joke that made you laugh the most?
6:23 *Why does santa clause have such a big sack? Cause he only comes once a year*
This killedme lol
i dont get it :(
@@Aethelhadas innocent child
@@Aethelhadas innocent child
Alisha kot innocent child
Alisha kot innocent child
"What goes *OOM OOM* "
"What?"
"A cow in reverse"
😂😅😂
Martin Awad HAHAHAHAHA LMFAOOO
Martin Awad it’s supposed to be “oom oom” bc cows go “moo moo” 😭
@@maddiefaulk5989 you're so dumb he said a cow in reverse
That’s my 7 grade math teacher
But why is that funny tho..💀😂
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows to high.
She looked surprised
UNDERRATED LMFAO
@@chickendumpling5662 haha thanks!
HAHAHAHA
2:48 the way it cuts off 😭😭
I laughed my ass off!
"What do you call a cheap circumcision?"
"A rip off" ✔️
Should be an expensive one!
😑😳
What do you call any cirCUMcision?
Sorry, to all the babies whose mother circumSIZED you for their husBAND, like its a DISSgrace to The CARRYing on of huMANity.....
@@Joey.S coz i think by rip off, it means that skin is ripped from the dick or saink idk
thats vile dude
How did I escape from Iraq?
*_Iran_*
Stagerz someone said that in my world cultures class in sixth grade LMAO
Laugh Out Loud😆😆
I'm from *iran*
Nìma 79 we get it dumbass ... u dont beed to say it twice....
jk btw and im from iran too
I from iraq you got me😂
@@user-jb4hu7je5dCHILL Homie 😮
Bad connection
I tought it didn't go off my bad
"tell me a joke"
"me"
"yes, you"
"that's not a question"
6:23 lmao this was def the best one
I love the person laughing in the background😂
Tia Schroeder Right! She is enjoying herself. 😂
Tia Schroeder me too 😂
0:58 teenage boys ejem they hey offendend
Nah I love the guy who says a good joke is his credit score
@@nateguerra2510 by try hi hi hi ko
Dark humor jokes are like antivac kids.
They never grow old
😂
dark humor is like food. some people dont get it.
dirtrider88 and I oof-
I am an anti vac child
@@rashley1250 you just proved my joke right
2:48
the way they cut her off had me SCREAMING
Italian guy at 3:00 is underrated. He’s the best part
what is he saying?
@@Fatelvis2 he said something like "do you know where's Philadelphia? in the fridge" sounded better in italian tho
@@isaribeiro8662 hmm I think the punch line must be lost in translation
@@Fatelvis2 I got you, Philadelphia is a curd cheese spread brand in Germany and appearently also in Italy
@@nusscreme1495 Thanks we have Philadelphia cream cheese here it might be the same thing
Cut:100 people tell us a joke
70% of them: *hmmmm*
Imagine saying 70% of 100 people instead of just saying "70 of them"
@@guccigrech35 imagine using clown emojis
one thousandth liker, proud of myself
Lqst Dragon imagine not replying
@@alizahassan7050, couldn't imagine it.
"So a panda walks into a restaurant and orders a salad. He eats the salad, then when he's done, whips out a gun, shoots the guy across from him and walks out the door.
When confronted, the panda says "I'm a panda, that's what I do. If you don't believe me, look it up in the dictionary."
So the people find a dictionary and it says; "Panda; large mammal native to Asia. Eats shoots and leaves,"
This is my go to bad joke and I love it. It's so bad but I don't care.
Love you
Love you
Love you
It is not that bad 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Its not bad at all.
"How do you get a nun pregnant ?"
"u dress her up like an altar boy "
JAIILLLL XD
"Do you know where Philadelpha is?"
"In the fridge!"
- Italian guy 3:00
2:48
Deez
deez what
*_DEEZ NU-_*
She even looks like the guy from the video
räkänokkakarvaperse hahaha
@@redgrengrumbholdt2671 terve
räkänokkakarvaperse oml ur right
Where is the ts when u need em
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Walking...
Jk rolling
Lol you take it from siri🤦♂️😂😅
You bloody genius.
HAHAHAHHA
i love you
😂😂😂good one
Joke from Siri:
Siri: knock knock
Me: who’s there?
Siri: Ariana grande
Me: Ariana grande who?
Siri: ok , boomer
82 likes yet it made me laugh harder than the rest
I don’t get it 😞
Food to Africans and joke to@@blazetino5713, they don't always get it.
5:07 This
it was a good joke.
What do you call someone without a body and a nose?
Nobody knows.
I really shouldn't be laughing at this
Detrick that’s a fine neck Detrick.
YO THAT IS SO GOOD WTF
Just Stole Your Manz neckagenic 🤪
😂😂😂😂😂
I only know one, dramatic pauses are needed. A Blind man walks into a bar...
And a chair...
And a table.
I don’t get it
@@imagine2867 dummy
Jessica MEMES it means that he runs into everything since he's blind.
That one's dark - I like it!
haha people are disabled and I'm not aren't I funny hahaha
1:34 I love this dude,and I would trust him with my life
Hard agree.
6:01 I love this guy he is so awkwardly cool
In another video "How gay are u" he answered "Not gay enough to have done any of the fun stuff"
They all have these cute little proud smiles and it's so pure wtf
I know!! It's so lovely
everyone's first thought when asked 'tell me a joke': my life
It's not a joke, it's a disappointing ballad of events
joke:
-why there are no pharmacies in africa?
-because you can not eat medicines on an empty stomach
badum tsss
Actually my first thought was: me.
just started watching this, if someone doesn't say that im gonna be disappointed. Just like my parents
Update: im not disappointed.
Can’t tell a joke about something you don’t have 😉
Love how their personalities match the jokes they tell
(my band director always thought this was so hilarious)
So there's this guy who's going to take his girlfriend to prom next week. He goes to the store to get a suit, but so many people are doing the same thing. He goes to checkout and he stands in this long line. It's alright, it'll be worth it. The next day, he goes to get a haircut, so he can look stylish. He goes to the salon, but there's so many people there already. He has to wait in line for so long before he can finally get a haircut. It's alright, it'll be worth it. The day before prom, he realizes he needs to get a corsage, so he goes to the flower shop. He gets stuck in traffic, and has to wait it this long line of cars. He finally gets to the shop, but there's a bunch of people getting flowers for their dates too. So he picks out a corsage and waits in line. The cashier is Soo slow and he's waiting for like an hour. It's alright, it'll be worth it. It's finally prom day, so he goes to pick up his girlfriend. They go to the school and see a line of kids waiting outside. The doors haven't opened yet, so they wait in this line for a long time. The school finally opens, and they start taking tickets. They hadn't bought their tickets yet, though. They got to the front of the line finally, but then they tell him they have to get in a different line if they hadn't bought tickets yet. So, they had to stand in a long line to buy them. After they got their tickets, they went to the admission line. Many people had arrived since the beginning, so it was a long wait. They waited for what seemed like forever. FINALLY, they get inside the prom. They want to recommend a song to the DJ, so they go up to the booth. They see at least 4 other couples doing the same thing. So they have to wait in line to get the song. Their song eventually comes up and they start dancing. His girlfriend says she's thirsty, so he goes to get in the line for punch. But there is no punchline.
Slowly burries my face in my pillow because of how stupid that was
@@jazz9090 and because I've spent a minute rereading this thinking I missed the joke
*_GET OUT._*
i love this
i hate you
'Hunpty Dumpty fell on the wall andddddddd did he get up i dunno'
HAHAHAHA
this had me cryinggg
“dunno” is dont know so you dont have to repeat the know
3:00 it's Italian, he said : do you know where the Philadelphia is? In the fridge
Like the cream cheese
Sì ma perché l'ha detto così
@@rexflores8461 yeah
@@matteotteoma247 Non lo so manco io ahahah
@@xx_mikyackerman5024 perché Filadelfia è una città Americana, quindi gli americani si aspettavano che la risposta giusta fosse: In Pennsylvania (che è la regione dove si trova Philadelphia) , quindi 'in frigo' riferendosi al formaggio è una battuta, brutta, non mi ha fatto ridere, ma è pur sempre una battuta
Don’t ever let anyone tell you you can’t do something. Everyone told Beethoven he couldn’t compose, but did he listen?
1:10
im- the laugh in the background was equally as funny too
4:10 ok that actually made me laugh
I hate how it perfectly describes my sense of humor
Me too
Same
I'm becoming a fan of this guy.
Ghahahhahahahah me too
3:00 he’s speaking italian and he said: “do you know where philadelphia is? in the fridge”
for those who don’t get it philadelphia is a kind of cheese lol ok
such a beautiful language!!
Fareeha Amari yea I kinda wanna learn it!
But in Italian it's not a joke. Everyone thinks about the cheese and knows it's in the fridge
Ora andrò a Philadelphia solo per rivendermi la battuta 😂
I... I only know the cheese... Is there a city or a state called like this??
2:48 I LOVE THIS ONE THE MOST LMAOAOAO "DEEZ NU-"
“Humpty dumpty fell on a wall” is underrated 😹
“why did the fat kid drop his ice cream”
“BeCaUsE hE gOt HiT bY a BuS”
idk why that got me cracking up 😂 🤣😂
right? jajajjajajaj
u ruined it for me
@@cyanide2813 dont read the fucking comments then
Haha, the best I could come up with 🤣
When?!
A woman was giving birth to twins in the hospital and passed out during delivery. When she woke up, the doctor was standing over her.
“Congratulations,” he said, “you’ve given birth to twins- a girl and a boy. Since you passed out during delivery, your brother named the children.”
She winced. “Uh oh, my brother’s kind of a dunce sometimes. What did he name the girl?”
“Denise,” said the doctor.
“Oh,” said the woman, “that’s not bad. What about the boy?”
“Denephew.”
Mark Griffith LMAOOOOO
this was actually funny
I’m fucking weak 😭😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂 funny thing, one of my friends are called Denese
its meant to be a joke
"What did the buffalo say to his son, as he left for college?"
Bison
O____O
The joke about the kid dropping their ice cream is my favorite joke of all time! I’ve never heard someone else say it out loud and I give mad props to that lady
I'm gonna tell you a joke
CZcams rewind
Lol remember me dude lmao
Have u seen pewdiepie rewind? It's got more likes than the actual CZcams rewind.
@@solunetic530 yeah i already see thats DOPE
ooooofff
*Iconic*
0:35.
*me trying to tell a joke*
HAHAHA MEEE😂
what does michal jackson say when a child sit's on his lap?
There is a great musician in you!
HOLY SHIT THAT'S FUNNY 😂
Wow
NOOO WHAT 😭
1:14 i love the person that laugh at the back
Have you heard of the movie “Constipation?”
That’s cause it hasn’t come out yet.
Omg😂
dark humour is like food
not everyone gets it
Ein MItglied des Solarsytsem 😂
LOL thats a good one.
Ono I dropped my Baguette can you explain the ant one? Is her fingers the ant’s antenna??
Alexandra Stulz ? When in the video is it?
Ono I dropped my Baguette 3:08
*Dude behind the Camera:* *Tell us a joke.*
*Lady: My Life.*
*Me. Mood. 👌💅*
Why did sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms
Knock knock
Who’s there
Not sally
That's a lot to take in
😟
I mean... Sally could knock with her head (●__●)
What if she knocked with her head😶
Mbruh
*This comment section exists*
*Depression has left the chat*
Haha
Yeah right 😃
For a while
@Donald Trump 😅😅
Donald Trump umm, you’d think the president could understand a joke- oh wait nevermind.
Q: What does the frog does to the paper?
A: Rip it.
😂😂😂😂
......smh
That bit came on when I was reading this
Cut: Tell us a joke.
Me: my sleep schedule
that santa joke had me and my grandpa cracking up
*humpty dumpty fell on the wall*
*and he didnt get back up*
WHY DID I LAUGH
I laughed out too 🤣🤣😭
amythepapi I would like this comment, but there is 666 likes
Me too I started listening and was like wth is this then ended up laughing and was like O.o why am I laughing
My son who’s into astronomy asked me how stars die.
I said,” Usually an overdose, son.”
Name checks out
OMG That is my go-to Joke!
a shotgun for Mr kurt
LOL ))))))))))
I dont get it..
"Why isn't there any toilet paper at KFC?"
*"Because its finger-licking good"*
5:43 the immediate regret is hilarious
4:10 I laughed more than I should’ve
Miles Youngblood same 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's not funny
Night Zin that’s because you’re not “on that level”. Once you ascend you will find it funny
Night Zin lol maybe to you its not
I don’t get it, is there a way to understand that joke
Who else laughed at the “anti-joke”?😂
Haha thank you 😂
Jerry Pancakes when is it cos I’m impatient
X- Burglar 5:06
Jerry Pancakes i died sksksks
Hell yeah i did!!!
Here’s my own one..
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don’t know, he hasn’t opened it yet._.
There was a toothpick standing in the street , and suddenly he saw a hedgehog.The toothpick got very excited and said :here comes my bus!
"Tell me a joke."
"Man"
*how existential of you*
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He PASTAWAY.
We CANNOLI do so much.
His legacy will be a PIZZA history.
Lmao wow
Dang man
Here today gone tomato
His wife isn't over it yet, cheese really upset
Here today gone tomorrow
Everyone is sending olive their prayers to the family
"These"
"These what?"
"ThEsE n-"
*Deez
Deez nuts
“Tell me a joke”
“My credit score”
How did she not only tell us a nursery rhyme instead of a joke... but incorrectly recited the nursery rhyme to us😂
Him: Say a joke
"My credit score"
"My life"
That's a big ass mood
Say a joke
You.
no because jokes have meaning
bt oc
ALRIGHT THAT WAS GOOD
A Clever Username thank you aha
Omg ur so quirly for saying ur a joke omg sksksksksk
I would tell a joke about my abusive dad but he already beat me to the punch line
You're pfp says it all
@@flextapefanatic564 your*
Jesus loves you
Okay, here’s mine.
I ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon.
I’ll let you know ;)
Which one comes first?
Is it missing something?
After checkup on brain.
Doctor: I have a good news and bad news for you.
Patient: Ok, the bad news first.
Doctor: Your left brain has nothing right.
Patient: What about the good news?
Doctor: Your right brain has nothing left.
Ask me if i’m a carrot
‘Are you a carrot?’
No i’m not
Dude this is super funny to me for no reason 😂😂😂
😂
Why are priests called father?
Because it's too suspicious to call them daddy.
Gurl I-
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmaoo 😂😂😂 i died
Oh no-
Dude
First joke I've laughed at in a while
Why are koalas not actual bears
Cuz they don’t have the koalafications
Lol
BAHAHA
2:33 I was expecting that kinda joke from him.
Why 😑 u sound.......hmmm
@@jayvonjohnson7165 wut?
@@hanahahmad nevermind 😑...........
@@jayvonjohnson7165 ok
What did micheal jackson say when he burnt himself on his curling iron?
“Its just a little he- heat”
😂😂😂 imma head out
Lmao
Debi's coming for ya
Oofyoutrieddidntya? Durangedmomma wants to know your location!!!
@@julianrojas553 you ruined the joke for me...
Oofyoutrieddidntya?
No, Stay, Please.
2:50 Where do you bury somebody with OCD?
In a symmetry!
*I DIED*
Actually, most people who have actual OCD are not perfectionists. It's mostly about intrusive, obsessive thoughts that enter the mind, Then, they have to complete compulsions to rid themselves of the bad feeling they get from the obsessive thoughts. Personally, I don't find that joke hilarious. I understand the jokes about OCD are told by people that don't have OCD and don't understand the condition fully. I just felt the need to let you know this.
A. R. Thanks?
A. R. Literally no one asked.
Lisa Coulton I know, I just wanted to let you know. Me and my very best friend both suffer from this condition, and I wanted to speak up and let you know that although some jokes aren’t meant to be hurtful, they can be taken the wrong way
A. R. r/woooosh
-A kid and his dad were talking-
Kid: Dad, how do I spell 'accident'?
Dad: y, o , u.
:)
4:10 is the best "I don't know, but here it comes again"
What is DJ khaleds favourite number? 11 - because it has another 1
Lmao!😂😂😂😂👌
Hahaha good one
I like it! See there are jokes that don’t offend anyone!😊
I’m stealing this 😂
I didn't get it😅
*Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"The chicken"
I actually like that, just have to go like "Oh wait, I have another one" in between and it should REALLY get people xD
😂😂 I said this to my little brother and he didn’t know what it meant but then I heard my dad laugh 😂
Lmaooo the vine energy 😂😂
Someone: “tell me a joke”
Me: *this is why I always carry a mirror*
Jin watching this video
**windshield laughter**
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Nevermind its *tearable*
That joke *tore* me into *pieces* I guess I am *ripable*
😏
+bisca mulian m
Wanna hear the joke about the pencil
Never mind it pointless😉
*terrible
I lost it at
>Do you want to play the rape game?
>No
>That's the spirit
>Ah Jesus
i dont get it
Kkkķkkkķkkkkkkkkkjjjjkkkkkkkkkkk
Omg, I just got that...
Sergiusz Olszewski I don’t get it
Don’t get it
00:15
Tell me a joke: man
I’m slowly becoming addicted to this
1:16 keep replaying this, her laugh sounds like “never had a friend like me” from aladdin 😂
Oh god
I'm cryinggggg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
• hannah • UNDERRATED COMMENT
Waah waah
Lmaoooo
“What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?”
*”Alickalottapuss.”*
That just caught me off guard tbh 😂😅
I-
@@jazz9090 I know I was so surprised when I heard her like what ??
💀💯
what- lmao
6:01 his whole demeanor was just ughhhhhh i loved it
Wow in 1:42 the guy said my name and now im insecure about it😂😂😂
You were like :heeey Anita wow thats actually my n- never mind.
I bought these shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with but I have been trippin all day
If that's not a Stephen Wright gag, it totally should've been.
😂😂 dats hilarious lol
Best joke
XDD
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It’s okay...he woke up
😂😂😂😂😂
Stolen from r/dadjokes
stealthninja actually I stole it from stampylonghead so get ur facts straight sis
2 goldfish are sitting in a tank. One fish looks at the other and asks "do you know how to drive this thing?"
1:16, that clown in my room at 3 am
This is proof that humans are sad
Did we need proof?
Tell me a joke then
@@TheKacey200 I don't know any joke. I'm sad
I'm the 1000th like
But nobody cares..oof
@@crazehcookie369 Well good for you then
Can you make a video like this but in reverse? 100 People react to a bad joke?
that's a really good idea actually
Pavlov went to a pub with his friend. When his friend rung the bell to order a drink, Pavlov said to him: "Im sorry my friend but I have to go. I have to feed my dog."
knock, knock
who's there?
you know
you know who?
exactly
**dramatic harry potter theme**