"Write what you know" Somehow, the ex-assistant of Harvey Weinstein writing a kidnapping falling in love with her kidnapper after he showed his dick to her feels like something she would know...
I refuse to watch it, because I refuse to give them my money to use to make more of their... stuff. The Woke Critic, however... oh yes. Definitely on my playlist.
The worst part of this episode is that a melanated female fell for her captor so quickly. Compared that with Belle, who took several days, and was labelled by the Wokies as suffering from Stockholm Syndrome. Oh, the ironies that arise from Representation.
@@VanceHelw Ironically, I've been told that they watch a fair amount of gay pr0n. Let's see... what was it, that Rachel from the new Snow White said...? Starts with a w?
It surpass art by using diversity, the power of one. Equity, the power of two. And last but not least, inclusion, the power of maaaaanyyyyyyyy. Truly the greatest piece of entertainment ever produced. My wife's boyfriend and my daughter's girlfriend are thrilled by the show and they adore it.
Maybe my wife could hang out with your wife’s boyfriend, she says I’m too clingy. And I agree, best Star Wars show ever produced. I cried when the man was sexualized and then I lashed myself 12 times.
@@freedone. You’re just the person I wanted to talk to. Is it true that all of you daughters on planets of witches with no dads have the emotional range of a rather wooden teaspoon or is that just when you are twins? I’ve been dying to find out. Sorry if the question sounds simplistic but I wasn’t born to space witches, so sad.
Picture this: I was hired for a job, while utterly lacking any talent or ability in the field. The boss, by chance, just happens to be my wife. Along comes some other big shot who can significantly impact the success of this venture, who asks for my opinion on our product. I can assure you, in hopes of future work and continued access to my wife's "wookie", the word "masterpiece" would be the most innocuous of the many fawning descriptions I would use.
When I am done bathing I usually put on fresh clean clothes but this guy is totally evil and just puts on the same clothes he took off. A proper villain he is!
I laughed. I cried. I was confused. I was inspired. I threw up. Then I stopped watching Joe Biden try to talk for more than 2 minutes and tuned into the acolyte. BRAVO LUCASFILM. BRAVO.
Life is offering you the plums of juicy goodness to swallow. They are right there - on the screens surrounding you: the genius, the originality ,the top shelf writing. Aren’t we lucky ? Unfortunately, we also have remote controls , just lying there, within easy reach of our hand . Making our body’s self defence instinct ( surely , involuntary) move the finger towards the ‘OFF’ button. Treacherous body-not knowing what is good for it….
Massive shout out to San francisco central community college first year students for the writing and cinematography on the Acolyte, 2nd and 3 year students are jealous af.and also special mention to Bobcat Goldthwait for the acting lessons he provided.❤
Wonderful, can't wait to watch hours of CZcams videos about it. Will never watch the show itself though. I'm not sufficiently arty, non-binary, non-white, nor non-hetro.
When Osha is crowned, it brought back memories of the coronations of elf detective Galadriel and herstory scholar Cleopatra 😢 thanks, 1the woke critic 🏆
I knew nothing of this channel before, but when I saw the title for this video I wondered what the hell kind of lunatic, woke stuff is on here. Then I realized I was thinking as my usual cis, white, straight, male identity. Once I identified as a black, lesbian, queen I understand the series in full clarity. Thanks for opening my eyes. I'm subbed.
I finally recognise him as Jason from The Good Place and now I can't unsee it 😂 I only watch reviews just so you amazing critics can actually provide a good time 🙌 this is great
As a person who identifies as Dutch, her braids offend me it's cultural appropriation 🤡 Also as a Brit your mop reference is tha banter we need to annoy the woke 😂
I was getting worried that Disney took you out when I saw it had been a few months since the last upload then BOOM, 4 new vids in 12 days 🔥 Glad you're still with us and cheers to many more supremely entertaining vids! 🤘🏻😎
Amandla Stenberg : The power of 1, the power of 2, ok wait what comes after 2? Leslye Headland : Many. Amandla Stenberg : Many what? Leslye Headland : Many, many. Amandla Stenberg : The power of 1, the power of 2, the power of many many.
Confirmed: These people want Love and Sex so bad that’s the only way they can write a story. It being bad is a reflection of how selfish they are when writing about their wants. I feel dirty just watching the review now.😂
It's such a work of art!!! I love when toxic relationships are created for the thirsty fans of the world! To create such interesting unforgetable characters with so many interesting backstories!!!😂
Thank you, Critic, by digesting and regurgitating this slippery product for safe consumption, you are like a mother penguin taking care of it's nest slap full of babies... you never thought twice about the danger to yourself and we thank you for it! BRAVO!
Some people are just not make to love 😂 that's me, who always managed to say the wrong thing at the wrong time whenever someone trying to flirt with me 😂😂 Doctor: what are you using for birth control? Me: just being my usual self
"Oh hey, that's that music from Kafka's trailer!" "You mean from _Four Seasons_ ?" "Huh? No, it's --" "VIvaldi, you uncultured swine." "I'm sorry?" "You'd better be."
its shockingly amazing how bad the casting choices are in moden movies. In the 80s 90s nearly every even if small role was much always wonderfully cast with tons of personality
This review was just about to be a 11 out of 10, but unfortunately the title should have been "The Acolyte Episode 6 is a woke of art" Due to this, I can only give this review a 10.9 out of 10
Some random girl and her grandma : "No matter what people tell you, tell them grandma says The Force is Female" "I think some crappy lady at Disney beats you to it some ten years ago"
The Acolyte has revealed the lastest Force power:
Forced relationships.
Underrated 😂
"Write what you know"
Somehow, the ex-assistant of Harvey Weinstein writing a kidnapping falling in love with her kidnapper after he showed his dick to her feels like something she would know...
Something Darth Weinstein's acolyte would probably have a lot of experience in
@@dean_l33the Jewdi master
Force-scissoring.
You, sir, are a genius. There's no point in being negative; enjoy their work, just not in the way they intended.
The Power of One... The Power of Two... The Power of PAAARRRODYYYY!
@@devobronccorrection! PÄroDËË!
@lalfam3051 Indeed. I've been doing my best, in the way not intended. And it is slightly more enjoyable.
I refuse to watch it, because I refuse to give them my money to use to make more of their... stuff.
The Woke Critic, however... oh yes. Definitely on my playlist.
They made it gay af. F em. Nobody wanted that shit
The worst part of this episode is that a melanated female fell for her captor so quickly. Compared that with Belle, who took several days, and was labelled by the Wokies as suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.
Oh, the ironies that arise from Representation.
The beast didnt kill all of Belles friends and try and kill her sister too.
Lesbian writing straight relationship : see dong = instant crush.
@@VanceHelw Ironically, I've been told that they watch a fair amount of gay pr0n.
Let's see... what was it, that Rachel from the new Snow White said...? Starts with a w?
Who cares? There's abs
What Headland thinks the audience thinks
Oh come on, it oprepresentation, she’s oppressed and represented so it’s all good.
She is probably the best actress in the existence… her range is incredible… she can go from 😐 to 😐 just like that. Incredible
@@wolfen8622 🤣🤣🤣
yas yaas
Apparently no one ever realized just how *critically* important the forehead is in effective communication before _The Acolyte_
What if the guy who killed himself with a poison, meditated so much he figured out he's in the show and he noped out of there?
Maybe the audience killed themselves, too.
I cried when she said "theres a tempest in me "
And the reply was just as memorable. "Oh, that explains the smell. See a doctor about that."
and shes so happy riding the horse
Not the critic we wanted, but the critic we deserve: The Woke Critic.
UTTP BETTER+TOUCH GRASS+GET A LIFE+MY CONTENT BETTER
By the power of Mao, by the power of Stalin, by the power of Lenin!!!! That is true art!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It surpass art by using diversity, the power of one. Equity, the power of two. And last but not least, inclusion, the power of maaaaanyyyyyyyy. Truly the greatest piece of entertainment ever produced. My wife's boyfriend and my daughter's girlfriend are thrilled by the show and they adore it.
😄 "Yaaass, yaaass" 😁
😂😂😁👏
the power of maaaaanyyyyyyyy. you say?
Slay!
"Somehow, Palpatine returned."
This is when I finally learned that line was actually IN THE SCRIPT.
Until now, I thought it was just a joke.
Maybe my wife could hang out with your wife’s boyfriend, she says I’m too clingy. And I agree, best Star Wars show ever produced. I cried when the man was sexualized and then I lashed myself 12 times.
It's like the Mona Lisa, War and Peace, The Bible and the complete music catalogue of the Beatles all wrapped up in just one show! Remarkable 🤣😂🥲
Don’t think anyone could have summed it up better
@@martinjrtremblay I'm a genius because I was born on a planet of witches with no dad. 🤣
Indeed! 😂😂😂😂
lol
@@freedone. You’re just the person I wanted to talk to. Is it true that all of you daughters on planets of witches with no dads have the emotional range of a rather wooden teaspoon or is that just when you are twins? I’ve been dying to find out. Sorry if the question sounds simplistic but I wasn’t born to space witches, so sad.
Leslye's green wife said in the promotional tour before the first episodes that she thought The Acolyte was a "masterpiece."
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Picture this:
I was hired for a job, while utterly lacking any talent or ability in the field. The boss, by chance, just happens to be my wife.
Along comes some other big shot who can significantly impact the success of this venture, who asks for my opinion on our product.
I can assure you, in hopes of future work and continued access to my wife's "wookie", the word "masterpiece" would be the most innocuous of the many fawning descriptions I would use.
When I am done bathing I usually put on fresh clean clothes but this guy is totally evil and just puts on the same clothes he took off. A proper villain he is!
Plot Armor is the greatest Armor in the history of Armor.
"The Acolyte Episode 6 is a work of art" is a work of art.
""The Acolyte Episode 6 is a work of art" is a work of art." is a work of art.
"The Acolyte Episode 6 is a WOKE of art"
@@VikingKong. """The Acolyte Episode 6 is a work of art" is a work of art." is a work of art." is a work of art!!
UTTP BETTER+TOUCH GRASS+GET A LIFE+MY CONTENT BETTER
You missed the opportunity WC. 😄
*_"The Acolyte Episode 6 is a woke of art"_*
"... and a Sith that makes you stiff."
That was brilliant!
Haha I read this comment then looked down to see 69 thumbs up 🤣
Yeah boiii!!! 💪🏽🍆💦
Much better to watch this than the show itself. You get all the ‘story’ and don’t feel like……. Pulling your own hair out!
I'm having so much fun with these parodies. I'm really going to miss this show when it ends.
Rings of Power S2 to come!
This guy always makes my day! bald she hulk, the green grim reaper 🤣😂
What a brave and stunning episode
Diversity truly is our strength
I can’t wait for the Collector Edition in 10 years, with bonus scenes
I laughed. I cried. I was confused. I was inspired. I threw up. Then I stopped watching Joe Biden try to talk for more than 2 minutes and tuned into the acolyte. BRAVO LUCASFILM. BRAVO.
I crapped my pants. Anybody got a wetnap? I can't go to the DEI drag show like this...😂
I think Joe Biden is writing the scripts!
Life is offering you the plums of juicy goodness to swallow. They are right there - on the screens surrounding you: the genius, the originality ,the top shelf writing. Aren’t we lucky ? Unfortunately, we also have remote controls , just lying there, within easy reach of our hand . Making our body’s self defence instinct ( surely , involuntary) move the finger towards the ‘OFF’ button. Treacherous body-not knowing what is good for it….
Massive shout out to San francisco central community college first year students for the writing and cinematography on the Acolyte, 2nd and 3 year students are jealous af.and also special mention to Bobcat Goldthwait for the acting lessons he provided.❤
This show has given me the confidence to demand people call me thems
looking forward to episode 7, written by the same gals who did the witches episode
Leslie (Weinstein Jr) said that the next episode surpasses anything Lucas film has done in the past. Expectations are high
Wonderful, can't wait to watch hours of CZcams videos about it. Will never watch the show itself though. I'm not sufficiently arty, non-binary, non-white, nor non-hetro.
1:58 The scene needs a Mon Calimari who turns around in a chair and says "Its a thirst trap!".
A decent reporter interviewing Headland and Stenberg would ask "Why do you hate white heterosexual men?"
I've watched every ep of this show. It feels like a fan-made show.
I've seen better fan films than this
When Osha is crowned, it brought back memories of the coronations of elf detective Galadriel and herstory scholar Cleopatra 😢 thanks, 1the woke critic 🏆
Thanks a lot, Reinold! Queens Galadriel and Cleopatra will take some beating, but may the force be with Osha and Mae with two more episodes to go.
LOL Humor is the best weapon.
You are literally the only way I can consume this slop. Thank you for your service sir, you are a gentleman and a scholar.
Huckin' filarious!
DaVinci, Rembrandt, Constable, Dali; none could do what The Acolyte has done............make art truly understandable for the masses!
The sarcasm is strong with this one.
What sarcasm?? Ohh u just triggered my wife's boyfriend, this is a woke appreciation safe space
OMG! You are a friggin' genius!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I knew nothing of this channel before, but when I saw the title for this video I wondered what the hell kind of lunatic, woke stuff is on here. Then I realized I was thinking as my usual cis, white, straight, male identity. Once I identified as a black, lesbian, queen I understand the series in full clarity. Thanks for opening my eyes. I'm subbed.
Best review I've seen on all of CZcams.
I LOST it with the Bodyguard soundtrack hit! Classic!
You, Sir, are a scholar and a gentleman. I have never appreciated woke this much. From now on, I will appreciate it even harder.
Absolutely it is a work of art. It's just a bad work of art.
lol
“The Sith that makes you stiff”!! 😂😂😂
Great video! We might as well laugh at the series to stave off the inevitable crying about what has happened to Star Wars.
I finally recognise him as Jason from The Good Place and now I can't unsee it 😂 I only watch reviews just so you amazing critics can actually provide a good time 🙌 this is great
This is brilliant and you sir are a genious.
It reminded me of a Harvey Weinstein interview. Guy disrobes during the interview...lol
I wish you would praise this show more. Best episode of TV ever? NO! This is the single best peace of art man has ever created. Do better senator.
Fantastic! Your videos are always an instant click.
As a person who identifies as Dutch, her braids offend me it's cultural appropriation 🤡
Also as a Brit your mop reference is tha banter we need to annoy the woke 😂
I was getting worried that Disney took you out when I saw it had been a few months since the last upload then BOOM, 4 new vids in 12 days 🔥 Glad you're still with us and cheers to many more supremely entertaining vids! 🤘🏻😎
Thanks a lot! Much appreciate the support. Working on number 5 right now. 😎
"That's what she said!"
I'D RATHER GET BENT BY A TRIBE OF WOOKIES,
THAN HAVE TO WATCH "THE AZHOLE-ITE"
-LORD VADER
Adolescent Radioactive black belt hamster.
I am really glad that you went back to your old style, this is a materpiece
"or I will send you back to eurovision"
I started to laugh so hard lmao :D
It's funny how youtubers are making more money on this show than disney.
Now I truly understand the artistic decisions of Leslye Headland, I am a convert.
"Who needs Romeo and Juliet, or Anakin and Padmae, or Luke and Leah." Bro the final couple 🤣🤣🤣
Amandla Stenberg : The power of 1, the power of 2, ok wait what comes after 2?
Leslye Headland : Many.
Amandla Stenberg : Many what?
Leslye Headland : Many, many.
Amandla Stenberg : The power of 1, the power of 2, the power of many many.
Yoda isn't white, he's green, and it's not easy being green.
Confirmed: These people want Love and Sex so bad that’s the only way they can write a story.
It being bad is a reflection of how selfish they are when writing about their wants.
I feel dirty just watching the review now.😂
"I see your Schwarz is as big as mine," hehe. 🤣
Ur right on point, lol .. good job
"My name is... My name is... " Perfection!!!
She seriously has no expression on her face and she plays two characters! 🤣
This guy made me laugh so I subscribed. Or maybe it was because of a Sith who makes people stiff, cant tell. Anyway good job.
Better than Star Wars and more cohesive. Keep up the good work. I needed the laugh.
Osha: Jed-i And Loving It
It's such a work of art!!! I love when toxic relationships are created for the thirsty fans of the world! To create such interesting unforgetable characters with so many interesting backstories!!!😂
I'm sure that all the lightsabres in rainbow colors is just coincidence.
Another hilarious review. Consider my spleen ruptured.
Occupational Safety Hazard Acolyte
The writers don't even know what they wanted for the show .😂😂😂😂
Ooh Matron! The overdose of sexual innuendo!
"Binary Biscuits" XD
That's what she said! 😂
05:52 ".. a Sith that makes you Stiff !..." - Priceless!
some of these plot twists and scenes are lifted from a Chinese film
Narrator's voice & choice of words, so soothing, reminds me of Freaky Fred from Courage The Cowardly Dog🥹😁
Continue to make this videos, your the best, really funny !
Thank you, Critic, by digesting and regurgitating this slippery product for safe consumption, you are like a mother penguin taking care of it's nest slap full of babies... you never thought twice about the danger to yourself and we thank you for it! BRAVO!
Smart title. We can all agree. Kk needs to be gone.
"Work of art?"
😂😂😂😂😂
Strap on lightsabers in episode 7!
I am totally offended with Right Said Fred! It’s Milli Vanilli! Milli Vanilli!
Some people are just not make to love 😂 that's me, who always managed to say the wrong thing at the wrong time whenever someone trying to flirt with me 😂😂
Doctor: what are you using for birth control?
Me: just being my usual self
If 2001 Peter Griffin did sci-fi critique.
You should definitely do more of this.
Sir, your sarcasm drips like the thirst traps in this episodes.
"Oh hey, that's that music from Kafka's trailer!"
"You mean from _Four Seasons_ ?"
"Huh? No, it's --"
"VIvaldi, you uncultured swine."
"I'm sorry?"
"You'd better be."
its shockingly amazing how bad the casting choices are in moden movies.
In the 80s 90s nearly every even if small role was much always wonderfully cast with tons of personality
I think the episode was great!
This review was just about to be a 11 out of 10, but unfortunately the title should have been "The Acolyte Episode 6 is a woke of art"
Due to this, I can only give this review a 10.9 out of 10
Leslye Headland must have so much dirt after Weinstein that the let her do this crap fr
The woke bros told me about you im so glad +1 sub
How brave of the showrunners openly thristing after their main lead! Exactly what I'd expect from Harvey Weinstein's personal assistant!
The prequels are still the best trilogy!
Acolyte might not be the work if art but this review is
they made a lesbian movie and threw in TWO Karine Jean-Pierres for good measure
Blood Diner!!! I LOVE that flick!!!
This is some top roast, with extra gravy!
A true gem as always. Cheers🤣☮️
Some random girl and her grandma : "No matter what people tell you, tell them grandma says The Force is Female" "I think some crappy lady at Disney beats you to it some ten years ago"