I'm 68 yrs old,married 44 yrs, and just recently learned to say, "Honey, I'm going to do thus and so,would you like to join me?" It has been very helpful.
@@Radon_86 There are girls like that here in the states aswell. It is fucking frustrating when they "test" whether or not you know them, and its not just for going out to eat, they also ask you dumb questions such as, would you date another girl if she had more money than I did, and then when you give an honest response they fucking go on a rampage of anger. They want you to say the wrong answers that way they can start drama. Anyways have a great day and sorry for the long rant.
@@arthurmorgan3103 simple solution to that problem: if she 'tests' you by intentionally causing drama, 'test' her on how well she handles being single.
The Bible is truth. The key is genuinely opening your heart and forgiving others. Please read at least three books of the Bible, Genesis Mathew and one you chose yourself. Jesus Christ is the way truth and life.
@@jamesmayle3787 2 things buddy. 1.I've read the bible 2. Stop pushing your religion onto people its irritating and you'r religion is judgmental even tho jesus said he without sin cast the first stone Basically you have a superiority complex for reasons you see as good but really you're just annoying to people outside of your religion. People only join religion when their life is difficult (someone died or they are homeless for example) my life is good god blessed me everyday by allowing me to wake up. I do not need a corrupt religion nor a bible written by man to worship God Also you gotta say which bible there are hundreds and half of them contradict each other but "my bible is the one true" as they always say.
Those are right up there with “What’s wrong love?” In that you’ll never get a straight answer and you’ll leave more confused than you already were Edit: Holy moly this blew up, thanks y’all ♥️😄
The secret to knowing what your significant other wants to eat is asking them "It's a surprise. What do you think we're getting to eat?" Then tell them they were right and go there
The Bible is truth. The key is genuinely opening your heart and forgiving others. Please read at least three books of the Bible, Genesis Mathew and one you chose yourself. Jesus Christ is the way truth and life.
bible guy is probably just a bot, those have become quite common here on YT (and as usual they've failed to do anything to address the problem, much easier to just censor people that complain about it, it would seem) just ignore him like you would a troll.
It reminds me about my ex... Me: Let's go out, maybe we'll go to billiard? She: Yeah, I like it, why not. But actually no. Me: Ok, maybe then go to bowling? you love it. She: Yeah, i love it, it's really cool, but no. Me: Ok, you told me that you want to drive a car, but while you don't have license, we can go to carting. She: Oh, that's a great idea, it sounds like a lot of fun. Me: Finally. She: But you know, I think not today. Me: *thinks about that the 20 years for murder is not that much* P.S. For everyone who is interested, yeah, in my country you get 20 years for murder. Don't ask me why I know it.
@@conradleffman8393 pal, r/whoooosh me if ya want, but there is no one skilled enough to completely erase another’s existence. A group? More than likely. Unless that person is an orphan with no friends and not an adult, then there’s going to be at least a handful of people that notice when someone is gone, and with no information about where they might’ve gone, at least one person will likely report a missing person.
@@mirvuuson for one I’m terrible at decision making and sometimes you know what you want but the other person doesn’t want it so can varry for different women’s reasoning
“Hey bb u good? U seem upset.” “Yep.” “Okay. Im here for u if u wanna talk.” -A couple hours later- “YOURE ALWAYS SO DISTANT AND NEVER PAY ANY ATTENTION TO MY MOOD-“ -A couple hours later- “Babe you can’t act like that when you’re upset. If you just don’t wanna talk about it right then tell me and I’ll leave you alone until you’re ready. I’m always here for u but I can’t help you if I don’t know what you want.” ^^Then there’s the two outcomes of that^^ Good ending: “I’m sorry I will try to work on better communication. This is what made me upset at that moment and I wanted u to notice that I was mad at you and now I see that the reason you couldn’t figure it out was bcs that thing you did didn’t seem like a big deal to u. Pls don’t do that thing in the future. Bad ending: **me packing my things and leaving bcs I don’t deal with ppl who are childish and like to torture me with childish arguments**
Some guy online had the perfect solution. You can't let them think you're giving them the responsibility, make them think it's your idea and it instantly becomes more romantic. Ask "Bebe, guess where we're eating", and take her to one of the guesses.
Tip: If they ask you to pick a restaurant just say you've decided. They'll get curious, naturally, so tell them to guess. Their first guess is likely to be the place they want to go so just act surprised and be like: "Wow! Yep! How'd you know?" They'll most likely be happy with the outcome
How to properly ask this question "Babe, you'll never guess where we're going to eat tonight, but I wanna hear you try" After the first choice say no, her second is where you take her
I've been trying to get a simple yes or no answer from my wife for well over 40yrs, it's impossible for her to simply say yes or no without going into great detail about things I didn't ask about.
Think only two instances i actually just left and got myself something and let them figure out what they want. And they are very much aware that i would do it again. I usually go to the closest place which ironically is Burger King. Gabriel's bit about giving fluffy guys a chance is true, worst were gonna do is eat without you.
Hack for the guys… when she says pick something name one or two places you don’t want after she shoots them down which she will then say “well what do you want”. Been using that one on my wife for years.
yep. more than once there has been the discussion and I guess stalemate because we couldn't figure out where to go eat so we just sat on the couch starving. one day the conversation about breakfast started at 7:00 a.m. . it went on for so long the pizza place open and we had pizza delivered at 11:00 a.m.
Not sure if someone already said this, but a solution to this problem is to act like where you’re going to eat is a surprise, then ask her where she thinks you’re going. Simply act surprised as if she guessed it and just drive there.
I always hates when you’re arguing with someone and they keep asking you a question you don’t know the answer to. And because they’re so angry, they just keep asking you because they think the answer is just gonna magically come to you.
The trick is to ask for suggestions. “I don’t know just list off a few places real quick.” Make them think that you are picking when in reality you just pick the first one they say because that’s probably what they want.
My ex would ask where we would like to eat. I would say what I wanted (usually a type of food) because every. Single. Time. He would be like "well... I had that yesterday" or "well.. Im not really feeling that" then ask me if there was another place. So I stopped giving him my answers and would just list out the four places he only wanted to go. I only got to go to what I wanted on special occasions
Whats really annoying is ill answer that question with im ok with any place as long as i can get a crispy chicken sandwich and list like 5 places that have good ones and my mom or step dad still doesn't know what to pick and makes me choose and then its like ok fine what ever on that list is closest and they go weeeeelll... it makes me so aggravated that im not hungry anymore
You're missing the point he's trying to make. What he's saying is he's giving you the option which is PICK A RESTAURANT. I don't need to listen to a convoluted decision process.
'Where/what would you like to eat' it happen but with my hubby, I gave him 5 options and sometimes it doesn't work, like I just want to eat so I FEEL YA BOY 🤣
The thing is sometimes the people I'm with is the one that's paying. I'm serious when I said "you choose". I'm gonna eat what you wanna eat. What you think you can afford at the moment. I'm not a picky eater
tip : rather than asking "where would you like to eat?", ask your partner "where would you NOT like to eat?" instead, this helps you slim the options down and hopefully have an enjoyable breakfast / lunch / dinner for the both of you!
Can confirm, even my daughters do this. I've some what broken them of this though, works kinda like this "what sounds good for dinner girls?" "We don't know, something I guess" then proceed to hand out cans of cat food stating it must be good since the cats love it 😂
“We’re would you like to eat” it’s actually human response to shut down when there are more then 9 options so being that vague is hard, just ask where they want to eat between like 3 options that you know they like or if they don’t like any of them do 3 more
Tip: make them guess where you're going to eat. They're always right on the first or second guess. You could playfully ask "you sure?" to generate a second idea
I have learned one lesson about women, find out all of their favorite things when you first start hanging out, makes answering all of these questions easier in the future
"Are you okay?"
"Mhm"
"Are you sure? Because the way you answered makes me think you aren't"
"Yup I'm good"
I hate when they act like martyrs and then go “No, nothing’s wrong.”
“Oh okay, just checking”
Couple hours later: “YOU ALWAYS JUST IGNORE ME WHEN I’M FEELING DOWN”
translation: "you done fucked up but i need to marinate first so that i can be even more upset at you"
Probably a translation for: "That is a loaded question that I'm ready to answer."
-best respect boundaries if they don't want to talk about it
My gf gets pissed at me for not knowing exactly what’s wrong every time she’s “okay”
Ask her “guess where we are going to dinner?” Then take her to her first guess.
You are wise and worthy of reverence and my humble "Thumb's Up", Sir.
"I don't want to guess, just tell me?"
@@soulassassin0g then go by yourself.
@@soulassassin0g and I’ll go by myself where I want to go.
“Mm I don’t know. Where?”
I'm 68 yrs old,married 44 yrs, and just recently learned to say, "Honey, I'm going to do thus and so,would you like to join me?" It has been very helpful.
wise man. you saved the lives of so many young boys
Hilo
Yuo are a genius!
Didnt work
imma get some mickas you want sum or not?
Instead of "where would you like to eat", say "guess where we're going to eat" and take her to the first place she says. Works every time.
Works if you're not European. Where I'm from, the girls start saying extra wrong stuff to "test" if u know them etc etc
@@Radon_86 There are girls like that here in the states aswell. It is fucking frustrating when they "test" whether or not you know them, and its not just for going out to eat, they also ask you dumb questions such as, would you date another girl if she had more money than I did, and then when you give an honest response they fucking go on a rampage of anger. They want you to say the wrong answers that way they can start drama. Anyways have a great day and sorry for the long rant.
@@arthurmorgan3103 simple solution to that problem: if she 'tests' you by intentionally causing drama, 'test' her on how well she handles being single.
Ahahah
@@rugalbernstein5913goddamn 🥶
Fluffy preaching truth
Preach brothah
The crazy part is even when they ask you what you wanna go eat it's still somehow an issue.
The Bible is truth. The key is genuinely opening your heart and forgiving others. Please read at least three books of the Bible, Genesis Mathew and one you chose yourself. Jesus Christ is the way truth and life.
@@jamesmayle3787 2 things buddy.
1.I've read the bible
2. Stop pushing your religion onto people its irritating and you'r religion is judgmental even tho jesus said he without sin cast the first stone
Basically you have a superiority complex for reasons you see as good but really you're just annoying to people outside of your religion.
People only join religion when their life is difficult (someone died or they are homeless for example) my life is good god blessed me everyday by allowing me to wake up. I do not need a corrupt religion nor a bible written by man to worship God
Also you gotta say which bible there are hundreds and half of them contradict each other but "my bible is the one true" as they always say.
@@jamesmayle3787 no
@@jamesmayle3787 ok
@jamesmayle3787 currently reading the Bible. Not rocking with the teachings ngl.
You are more SPOT ON than you ever have because I have this conversation with my adult children ALL THE TIME!😂
"Objection, your honor, the answer is non-responsive" 😂
Yeah
Those are right up there with
“What’s wrong love?” In that you’ll never get a straight answer and you’ll leave more confused than you already were
Edit: Holy moly this blew up, thanks y’all ♥️😄
And they will leave more pissed than they already were
Hello there....Radio Demon
As a woman, all of this is true. Honestly, I don't get women lol.
@@dutchvanderbilt9969 Hello my friend
@@alastor6673 we are not friends. Not yet at least.
The secret to knowing what your significant other wants to eat is asking them "It's a surprise. What do you think we're getting to eat?" Then tell them they were right and go there
I have no idea if this will work, but I'm going to try it.
The Bible is truth. The key is genuinely opening your heart and forgiving others. Please read at least three books of the Bible, Genesis Mathew and one you chose yourself. Jesus Christ is the way truth and life.
@@jamesmayle3787 wrong place and comment, sorry mate
@@jamesmayle3787 r/woosh
bible guy is probably just a bot, those have become quite common here on YT (and as usual they've failed to do anything to address the problem, much easier to just censor people that complain about it, it would seem) just ignore him like you would a troll.
It reminds me about my ex...
Me: Let's go out, maybe we'll go to billiard?
She: Yeah, I like it, why not. But actually no.
Me: Ok, maybe then go to bowling? you love it.
She: Yeah, i love it, it's really cool, but no.
Me: Ok, you told me that you want to drive a car, but while you don't have license, we can go to carting.
She: Oh, that's a great idea, it sounds like a lot of fun.
Me: Finally.
She: But you know, I think not today.
Me: *thinks about that the 20 years for murder is not that much*
P.S. For everyone who is interested, yeah, in my country you get 20 years for murder. Don't ask me why I know it.
It's 0 years if nobody finds out...
@@conradleffman8393 but then is it really murder and not just an unfortunate disappearance?
@@kleinuzimacki8873 what unfortunate disappearance?
@@conradleffman8393 pal, r/whoooosh me if ya want, but there is no one skilled enough to completely erase another’s existence. A group? More than likely.
Unless that person is an orphan with no friends and not an adult, then there’s going to be at least a handful of people that notice when someone is gone, and with no information about where they might’ve gone, at least one person will likely report a missing person.
@@kleinuzimacki8873 what do you mean the USSR did that as a hobbi
Is anyone going to talk about how of all the places that he could pick he picked BURGER KING
Those Spicy ChKing Sandwiches do go pretty hard.
I enjoy burger king once in a while
Yeah, Burger King NEVER gets my order right, like for christs sake I said no mustard or pickles on it, is that too much to ask
@@gren8296 That's why I don't like McDonald's. Every time they mess up my order. Never had that issue with Burger King.
@@gren8296 The only exception I have with McDonald's is their chicken nuggets with sweet and sour sauce.
What do you want to eat? Is the most relatable thing ever as a woman 😂😂😂😭
Man to man conversation:
I'm hungry. You hungry?
Yup.
What do you want to eat?
Food.
When they arrive wherever: Yum.
NO BACK-TALK.
@@benwagner5089 true, the place doesn't matter when you're actually hungry, you _will_ find something you like.
@@mirvuuson for one I’m terrible at decision making and sometimes you know what you want but the other person doesn’t want it so can varry for different women’s reasoning
BF: “If you don’t decide on something, then I’m going to pick something and you don’t get to complain.”
I fell for it, hook line and sinker.
I showed the first part of this to my bf to make fun of myself.
BF: "Yeaaaah!!! Gabriel Iglesias is my spirit animal." Then walks away.
I'm dying. 😂😂😂
“Hey bb u good? U seem upset.”
“Yep.”
“Okay. Im here for u if u wanna talk.”
-A couple hours later-
“YOURE ALWAYS SO DISTANT AND NEVER PAY ANY ATTENTION TO MY MOOD-“
-A couple hours later-
“Babe you can’t act like that when you’re upset. If you just don’t wanna talk about it right then tell me and I’ll leave you alone until you’re ready. I’m always here for u but I can’t help you if I don’t know what you want.”
^^Then there’s the two outcomes of that^^
Good ending: “I’m sorry I will try to work on better communication. This is what made me upset at that moment and I wanted u to notice that I was mad at you and now I see that the reason you couldn’t figure it out was bcs that thing you did didn’t seem like a big deal to u. Pls don’t do that thing in the future.
Bad ending: **me packing my things and leaving bcs I don’t deal with ppl who are childish and like to torture me with childish arguments**
Gabriel makes my day, EVERY day! I just love this man ❤ 😘😘😘
Mhm now imagine that with just a mom and 2 daughters in the house 😂 3 women and ALL of them say “mmmm idk whatever you want” over n over
12 years of marriage and my husband still doesn't know my Chipotle order.
"I don't like Burger Kings!"
"But why?"
"My hater works there, and every time I order onion rings, he spits on it!"
and then there’s me, who goes with the flow purely because I’m indecisive and will not speak up if I don’t like a place lmao
These are why I ask "are you craving something?" And I'll ask "sweet, savory or salty?"
Some guy online had the perfect solution.
You can't let them think you're giving them the responsibility, make them think it's your idea and it instantly becomes more romantic.
Ask "Bebe, guess where we're eating", and take her to one of the guesses.
This is why i want a woman who's confident in answering these simple questions
Gabriel speaking straight facts
Tip:
If they ask you to pick a restaurant just say you've decided.
They'll get curious, naturally, so tell them to guess.
Their first guess is likely to be the place they want to go so just act surprised and be like: "Wow! Yep! How'd you know?"
They'll most likely be happy with the outcome
i always pull the “guess what i’m thinking” and whatever her first or second guess is that’s where we go
I am lucky that my partner likes BK 😂
Last guy literally got folded like a omelet
This hits hard and is undoubtedly the best part of any show he has ever done
How to properly ask this question
"Babe, you'll never guess where we're going to eat tonight, but I wanna hear you try"
After the first choice say no, her second is where you take her
Taking notes for later tonight...
They left out the best part!
"'I don't like Burger King! Burger King gives me chorro!' Chorro is Mexican diarrhea."
Y, McDonald's tambien...
"Are you okay?"
"I'm fine"
After she asks "What do you think", his scream that follows always gets me.😅
Meanwhile my allergic ass "u got three options in this town, pick one"
“well I want burger king. so were going.” would make her stand up straight instantly
I've been trying to get a simple yes or no answer from my wife for well over 40yrs, it's impossible for her to simply say yes or no without going into great detail about things I didn't ask about.
Do you take this man as your lawfully wedded husband?
I do.
The only time she was direct in her answer.
And something that happened 5 years ago that you did wrong.
@@benwagner5089 You nailed it my friend.
@@michaelbates2575 So true.
He is as right as rain! 😅😅😅😅
“I’m go with the flow” my ass. The minute I pull up to a restaurant she always voices the sudden dislike for that food that day.
The scream of pure terror and despair🤣🤣
The last joke is hilarious because that’s literally my mom and dad, surprisingly though, the roles are reversed lol
Fluffy, responsible for many deaths per show 🤣
Think only two instances i actually just left and got myself something and let them figure out what they want.
And they are very much aware that i would do it again.
I usually go to the closest place which ironically is Burger King.
Gabriel's bit about giving fluffy guys a chance is true, worst were gonna do is eat without you.
Hack for the guys… when she says pick something name one or two places you don’t want after she shoots them down which she will then say “well what do you want”. Been using that one on my wife for years.
As a husband I totally relate to this.. Gabriel you good.
yep. more than once there has been the discussion and I guess stalemate because we couldn't figure out where to go eat so we just sat on the couch starving. one day the conversation about breakfast started at 7:00 a.m. . it went on for so long the pizza place open and we had pizza delivered at 11:00 a.m.
LMAO! ❤ Fluffy!
I always get the “I don’t know” ! My reply “Great the pantry is full of that “ 😂
Not sure if someone already said this, but a solution to this problem is to act like where you’re going to eat is a surprise, then ask her where she thinks you’re going. Simply act surprised as if she guessed it and just drive there.
I always hates when you’re arguing with someone and they keep asking you a question you don’t know the answer to. And because they’re so angry, they just keep asking you because they think the answer is just gonna magically come to you.
The trick is to ask for suggestions. “I don’t know just list off a few places real quick.” Make them think that you are picking when in reality you just pick the first one they say because that’s probably what they want.
My ex would ask where we would like to eat. I would say what I wanted (usually a type of food) because every. Single. Time. He would be like "well... I had that yesterday" or "well.. Im not really feeling that" then ask me if there was another place. So I stopped giving him my answers and would just list out the four places he only wanted to go.
I only got to go to what I wanted on special occasions
I swear it's like they're hinting out a fancy restaurant that they'd rather go to.
Me: You want eat?
Girl: Yes
Me: Roco Mama's or Nando's?
Girl: Roco Mama's
Me: Aight bet...
On lucky guy
South Africa?
@@cameron_j40 yes lol
My wife heard me watching this and started laughing her head off
My future diner will be called "I don't know and I don't care"
Love, u were spot on! 😅🤣😂
We're just different, in more ways than y'all think...😊👍
You have nailed it! Lol!
According to this am in relationship with angel than lol, she just answers me in a straight forward manner.
Burger king gives me chorro 😂😂😂
If only people were so clear on what they want, and their intentions 🤦♂️
Whats really annoying is ill answer that question with im ok with any place as long as i can get a crispy chicken sandwich and list like 5 places that have good ones and my mom or step dad still doesn't know what to pick and makes me choose and then its like ok fine what ever on that list is closest and they go weeeeelll... it makes me so aggravated that im not hungry anymore
Why don't you just say one of those places instead of giving a full list. It's easier for everyone.
You're missing the point he's trying to make. What he's saying is he's giving you the option which is PICK A RESTAURANT. I don't need to listen to a convoluted decision process.
I hate when they act like martyrs and then go “No, nothing’s wrong.”
Ask where they think your going they will answer with what they want. Doesn't always work but helps.
I was thinking he was gonna say burger king, that feeling when he did was so unreal
bro Gabriel Iglesias is so relatable lol
'Where/what would you like to eat' it happen but with my hubby, I gave him 5 options and sometimes it doesn't work, like I just want to eat so I FEEL YA BOY 🤣
I like burger King but if hypothetical dude chooses taco Bell then I relate to the last part lmao
The thing is sometimes the people I'm with is the one that's paying. I'm serious when I said "you choose". I'm gonna eat what you wanna eat. What you think you can afford at the moment. I'm not a picky eater
That 2dd option, really got me !!!
“I DANOT LIKE BURGER KING” 😂
You had me at Burger King.
Anytime my family goes out to eat me and my dad both say wherever is fine to avoid it and we still end up having to choose
Best tip I learned from youtube. "Where do you think I'm taking you to eat." Whatever she says go there 😂
Bro where u want to eat is the question of the century
Fluffy speaks truth.
Literally me when my brother ask me where I want to eat and my brain goes blank
tip : rather than asking "where would you like to eat?", ask your partner "where would you NOT like to eat?" instead, this helps you slim the options down and hopefully have an enjoyable breakfast / lunch / dinner for the both of you!
Then there's the rare ones that actually don't care where they eat
He nailed my answer to the 2nd question! 😅😂
This is way too accurate lmao
My wife must be broken because she doesn't do this at all lol.
OMG, that is me. My poor husband. 🤣
This is why I ask "would you be opposed to ____?"
Works way better with just about anything.
UNFORTUNATELY VERY TRUE
And every guy became friends in that studio
This is like me and my boyfriend, but with a little change on the roles lol, he never knows where he wants to eat 🤣
Can confirm, even my daughters do this. I've some what broken them of this though, works kinda like this "what sounds good for dinner girls?" "We don't know, something I guess" then proceed to hand out cans of cat food stating it must be good since the cats love it 😂
Fluffy 😂 she is saying she's not hungry but wants something yummy
Exactly!! 😂😂😂
Facts!
I rlly rlly wish I could deny this but he’s right 😂
that's AAAAAAAAAAAH, was...🤣
....everything he said near the end..... was actually me 😬
Every girl is prepared for speaking exams.
Yoooo, I hat3 how accurate this is
All I hear is that yell goat meme when he screams
“We’re would you like to eat” it’s actually human response to shut down when there are more then 9 options so being that vague is hard, just ask where they want to eat between like 3 options that you know they like or if they don’t like any of them do 3 more
Tip: make them guess where you're going to eat. They're always right on the first or second guess. You could playfully ask "you sure?" to generate a second idea
I have learned one lesson about women, find out all of their favorite things when you first start hanging out, makes answering all of these questions easier in the future
That’s why you say guess where we are going, then pick one that she says that you like.