Paying for rent in NYC (extended)

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  • čas přidán 19. 10. 2023

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  • @UmeNekoreon
    @UmeNekoreon Před 7 měsíci +971

    As a French, remove all references to NY, replace them with references to Paris, and you get the exact same experience.

    • @CraigKeidel
      @CraigKeidel Před 7 měsíci +89

      It's almost like the problems of capitalism are present everywhere 🤷‍♂️

    • @viewoftheforest8955
      @viewoftheforest8955 Před 7 měsíci +40

      London exactly the same

    • @alphamail8974
      @alphamail8974 Před 7 měsíci +73

      ​@@CraigKeidelPeople all over the world are lazy and won't lift themselves up by the bootstraps... It's not like the system itself could possibly be flawed!
      **coughs up leather** ... sorry... leftovers

    • @TheGabriellepp
      @TheGabriellepp Před 6 měsíci +7

      Every capitalist society has this problem in their cities

    • @blueyandicy
      @blueyandicy Před 6 měsíci +6

      why would you choose to be french

  • @swearimnotarobot3746
    @swearimnotarobot3746 Před 7 měsíci +1065

    I never knew how much rent was. So my first experience with rent numbers was satire like this talking about 1000s of $’s for a one bedroom. My God, I was so delusional. This is insane. Rent should not be this much.

    • @Psych_Major_Blonde
      @Psych_Major_Blonde Před 7 měsíci +59

      I live in California where my 1989 apartment is $1,750. I personally think that’s too high for such a dump that I live in.

    • @DravenUrei
      @DravenUrei Před 7 měsíci +72

      ​@@Psych_Major_BlondeIt absolutely is because that's 10 dollars higher than my mortgage on an entire two story house.

    • @Psych_Major_Blonde
      @Psych_Major_Blonde Před 7 měsíci +6

      @@DravenUrei dang!

    • @caliglid
      @caliglid Před 7 měsíci +29

      ⁠@@Psych_Major_Blondei’m from CA and moved to TX for a lower cost of living… my one bedroom from the SIXTIES is $1400 a month. silly me for thinking i’d be able to afford groceries once i moved🙃

    • @WindowsXP_logon_sound_25yrsago
      @WindowsXP_logon_sound_25yrsago Před 7 měsíci +25

      Yep, the nice dump I live in is 2000. Ridiculous.
      Hard rent control now. I understand a landlords needs some profit, but this is ridiculous.
      *RENT. CONTROL. _NOW*._

  • @bernardfinch3181
    @bernardfinch3181 Před 7 měsíci +565

    Not the way "coffin" was corrected to "charming downtown loft" 😂😂

  • @Theomite
    @Theomite Před 6 měsíci +205

    "But the landlord _is_ willing to go higher."
    Dead-ass most stellar single line of dialogue.

  • @Steven-T
    @Steven-T Před 7 měsíci +414

    *"if you drown, youre already in a coffin, so"*
    What they didn't tell you is: "so you'll have to buy out the coffin for market value, which should be around $200K depending on when you die"

    • @ntandosekay
      @ntandosekay Před 7 měsíci +13

      And you will not get your deposit back because the flood water damage on the coffin's exquisite wooden exterior. However, for just $200 more & you can get xtr "house" insurance coverage & bam! Everyone wins.

  • @rosat2770
    @rosat2770 Před 7 měsíci +215

    How her head is really on The ceiling is killing me 😂😂😂.

    • @Pastellera2video
      @Pastellera2video Před 7 měsíci +4

      @gilfhound69?

    • @W0NP
      @W0NP Před 7 měsíci

      Its fine, they have to release some of their trauma somewhere@@Pastellera2video

    • @flubble2473
      @flubble2473 Před 7 měsíci +7

      I swear she's sitting under her desk recording this all lmao

  • @deptofcarstereorepair
    @deptofcarstereorepair Před 7 měsíci +113

    a whole box in NY? You've made it, baby!

  • @HappyWcue
    @HappyWcue Před 7 měsíci +179

    “Don’t worry about the other family living in the same room as you, they love visitors, sometimes they go walking around in a bloody Ghost Face mask, but it’s fine they’re just a little quirky”

  • @dpsbarbs4392
    @dpsbarbs4392 Před 7 měsíci +193

    "Such a gem." Thats Ironic because that's how much the apartment would cost. (an expensive gem)

  • @Sugerdaddy578
    @Sugerdaddy578 Před 7 měsíci +95

    Not the mini mini mini mini fridge….

    • @whydotheycallyoupsychokeil4884
      @whydotheycallyoupsychokeil4884 Před 7 měsíci +2

      My apartment has no bathroom😮🚿🛀🧻 I share a bathroom with five apartments. Have you ever played the game it's just like my apartment 😅😂😂😂😂

    • @whydotheycallyoupsychokeil4884
      @whydotheycallyoupsychokeil4884 Před 7 měsíci +1

      The game is called welcome to Kowloon
      I live in McKees rocks pa

    • @whydotheycallyoupsychokeil4884
      @whydotheycallyoupsychokeil4884 Před 7 měsíci

      Pittsburgh basically

    • @msd7544
      @msd7544 Před 7 měsíci +1

      The mini mini mini mini mini fridge is just an ice cube on top of which you can fit one grape, but that just fine, because after you pay rent, that’s all your grocery budget will fit: One grape.

    • @AlineDreams
      @AlineDreams Před měsícem

      It fits the grand total of half a pint of water. Staying hydrated is hard.

  • @jamaroha2891
    @jamaroha2891 Před 7 měsíci +188

    I remember my first time I shared a house in NY, it was one bathroom, a huge living room, and one bedroom apartment. My room was in the living room which was divided into like 4 rooms so it was total of 5 people living in this place. Only 1 bathroom so it was hell. But at least I only needed to pay one deposit(money that will come back after I leave). After I left, I didn’t know that shit was illegal but I know there’s still a lot of places like that. This was 7,8 years ago and the rent was $850 at the time. Wonder if that room still exists?

    • @mangogo44
      @mangogo44 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Wdym it's illegal? Just curios. Cause it's perfectly legal in my country

    • @jamaroha2891
      @jamaroha2891 Před 7 měsíci +18

      @@mangogo44well I saw the lease from my neighbor, after I moved out and the max people who can live in these rooms was 3 so I assume it was illegal. I don’t think someone can own one room from the apartment and clearly the one who rented the space to me was not the owner of the apartment. But I guess since living in Manhattan costs a lot, you got to be smart about it and not get caught

    • @confushisushi
      @confushisushi Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@jamaroha2891 Sublets (a tenant renting to someone else) are not necessarily illegal, but I'd assume in most cases leases won't allow them.

    • @seajelly2421
      @seajelly2421 Před 4 měsíci +1

      ​@@mangogo44 it's usually illegal because of the risks. For example, it's probably against fire code.
      Also, in some places it may be illegal because of the capacities of the infrastructure; ie for septic waste.

  • @MatthewTheWanderer
    @MatthewTheWanderer Před 7 měsíci +62

    Yet, my parents think I am being ripped off for paying $700/month for a 900-sq. ft. 2-bedroom apartment in Tulsa, lol.

    • @ayumizetsulover
      @ayumizetsulover Před 7 měsíci +13

      Spiderman pointing meme rn lmaoo. Bruh we're paying the same amount in the same city and 700 for a 2 bedroom is a steal. What planet do your parents live on? Only positive of Oklahoma is the low cost of living 🫠👍 I'm here being able to say I have one job, no roommates, and a two bedroom? 85% of America wishes they were this lucky. 💀 and just wait. Somehow we're in the same apartment complex 💀💀💀

    • @SkyeCB-uq9wd
      @SkyeCB-uq9wd Před 5 měsíci +4

      I'm from OKC. There are still some great rent prices, some are in even in good parts of the city. For example, $650 for a 3 bd 1 bth brick house, don't know the SQ footage in Bethany. $550 or $750 all bills paid, for a 2 bd 1 ba, it's a pretty decent size. They are quite well maintained. Of course, some are higher, but a lot of them are affordable rentals. I moved to Colorado Springs a little over a year ago. The rent is so outrageously high with high additional charges and unreachable requirements that have to be met in order to qualify to be approved to rent anything. The SQ footage of some of the apartments that rent for at least $1200/ mo, which is one of the lowest rental rates, is 625 SQ ft. I have seen SQ FT less than that, about 550 SQ FT, $900+. I still haven't found anything I can afford or qualify to rent. I have been living out of my JEEP since about 2 weeks after I got here. I am moving out of CO as soon as possible.

    • @AdriansArt
      @AdriansArt Před 5 měsíci +2

      Ugh, I'm paying $1,200 before utilities for a shoebox that can't possibly be up to code - last I checked it can't legally count as a bedroom if there's no window in it for example.

    • @positiffvibrations7429
      @positiffvibrations7429 Před 4 měsíci

      Wow..I need to move there. In baltimore city u can only rent a room in a house for that price. Sharing the kitchen, laundry, bathroom and living rooms.

  • @feelingReckless13
    @feelingReckless13 Před 6 měsíci +21

    I had a friend who lived on Wall Street in nyc (like literally) and before she moved in she was required to get $1 million dollar renter's insurance...I never had the courage to ask how much her rent was. her parents were paying, naturally.

  • @WindowsXP_logon_sound_25yrsago
    @WindowsXP_logon_sound_25yrsago Před 7 měsíci +126

    I understand landlords require some profit but this is ridiculous. As a leftist I'll always be fighting for rent control. This is outrageous. We can and should do better.
    It's very simple. The vast majority of rental units are not luxury nor fancy and they should be affordable.

    • @CraigKeidel
      @CraigKeidel Před 7 měsíci

      If you were really a hard leftist you wouldn't say "landlords require profit" because "landlords don't have to exist"

    • @christinapalafox
      @christinapalafox Před 7 měsíci +9

      The issue in our area is ridiculous increases to property taxes. The property taxes are where the money for schools comes from, the theory being that homeowners are the ones with school age kids. This is no longer true. The property taxes have doubled in the last few years, and the landlords (including the corporations who own the apartment complexes) don't want to reduce their profits, so the increase is tacked on to the rent. I have a one bedroom in the ghetto- drug dealers are two of my neighbors, and if you want crack you just have to go up to the front of the complex, and I pay just under $2000. In Austin, Texas.

    • @CraigKeidel
      @CraigKeidel Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@christinapalafox Yeesh, we were only paying $700 for our house in the drugzone of Memphis

    • @CraigKeidel
      @CraigKeidel Před 7 měsíci +6

      @@Eet_Mia Rents have increased roughly 30-50% in most major metros since Covid alone

    • @WindowsXP_logon_sound_25yrsago
      @WindowsXP_logon_sound_25yrsago Před 7 měsíci +7

      @@christinapalafox yes I find it nonsense that public schools are funded solely by property taxes. Many families rent, usually by necessity. Schools should be funded by steeper taxes on big business, some local taxes, and more federal funding. You are right - excessive prop taxes are no doubt a significant factor in high rents. Yet another reason for property tax control as well as rent control.
      I'm sure we can do better than what we're doing currently.

  • @maevethefox5912
    @maevethefox5912 Před 6 měsíci +52

    My company decided they wanted to get all their employees into the office a few days a week, and tried to force me to move to Manhattan.
    I don't think many of them had ever lived anywhere else, the director was like "don't worry about housing, I know this great place, separate bedroom and a little loft space your son can sleep in, only $4k a month, it's great"
    And his face when I was like "dude I have a 5 bedroom house with a private driveway and a big yard for literally half that. It's so much cheaper for me to fly in once a month..."
    I honestly do love the city but I don't know how anyone actually LIVES in Manhattan.

  • @tirefirejones561
    @tirefirejones561 Před 7 měsíci +34

    The checked sports coat looks like something Tony Soprano would wear. You're like if a mobster slayed

  • @charismao23
    @charismao23 Před 7 měsíci +22

    felt this, renting in Toronto is Exactly like this.

  • @StephanieMT
    @StephanieMT Před 7 měsíci +9

    the city that never sleeps is because they have no room too

  • @doomoftheend
    @doomoftheend Před 7 měsíci +11

    Even outside NY: the way they always try to sell every negative as a positive

  • @LaLa_856
    @LaLa_856 Před 7 měsíci +35

    U gotta make 5× the rent with a 700 credit score😅😅.....To basically living in a effin 📦.

  • @aud9851
    @aud9851 Před 7 měsíci +10

    This is not far off places in Hong Kong - there are apartments the size of a deluxe capsule hotel room.

  • @lordsiomai
    @lordsiomai Před 7 měsíci +6

    The way you can't even sit up straight 💀

    • @maryfreebed9886
      @maryfreebed9886 Před měsícem

      That is not an apartment. That is a cell-of-little-ease except that you get the key, not the jailer.

  • @Discord_Kyojuro-official
    @Discord_Kyojuro-official Před 7 měsíci +29

    GO FETAL POSITION GOT ME 💀

  • @aeconiglio
    @aeconiglio Před 7 měsíci +7

    San Diego right behind you, NYC 💔🥵😭

  • @andreavalentine7856
    @andreavalentine7856 Před 7 měsíci +6

    Don’t forget the realtor fees!!!!

  • @cara1111
    @cara1111 Před 6 měsíci +7

    As a Canadian, this is what hunting for a box, sorry apartment looks like in TORONTO! hahah as a matter of fact, adjusting for income, local currency, and living expenses, Toronto is more expensive than NYC lol

  • @fcdl5688
    @fcdl5688 Před 6 měsíci +5

    Same problem with Vancouver, Canada but the salaries being really bad amplifies the problem even more. You can find around C$20,000-30,000 salary difference per year on same position between Toronto and Vancouver with Toronto being the one that pays more, which makes Toronto housing issue even more acute because majority of all immigrants who come to Canada choose to stay in Toronto and GTA for job prospects.

  • @whydotheycallyoupsychokeil4884
    @whydotheycallyoupsychokeil4884 Před 7 měsíci +8

    Love your channel ❤ I think you're brilliant I've been waiting to be one of your first commenter s love yA

  • @slickandslaycious6579
    @slickandslaycious6579 Před měsícem +2

    The never ending toxic positivity!!! 😂

  • @twoscoopz4944
    @twoscoopz4944 Před 7 měsíci +4

    I mean, this was just a documentary.

  • @hanakosan4404
    @hanakosan4404 Před 7 měsíci +5

    This looks like a nice enough robot apartment! Maybe add a closet and you'll soon feel at home

    • @triagonlover
      @triagonlover Před 5 měsíci

      😂😂😂 I got the reference 😂

  • @LauraLeaMusic
    @LauraLeaMusic Před 7 měsíci +3

    omg lol ive never been this early!! ur videos make my day 💖💖

  • @deanbarnette1602
    @deanbarnette1602 Před 2 měsíci

    SO TRUE ON SO MANY LEVELS!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @bietluna
    @bietluna Před 7 měsíci +4

    Slay Stanzi ❤

  • @AlineDreams
    @AlineDreams Před 6 měsíci +2

    I've heard in São Paulo you pay 6k dollars to live in a matchbox, so, that's indeed a steal

  • @kelseycoca
    @kelseycoca Před 4 měsíci +1

    I lost it as is willing to go higher

  • @HelennaRose
    @HelennaRose Před 7 měsíci +4

    This is legitimate.

  • @fruit4evr
    @fruit4evr Před 6 měsíci +2

    I had a camp counselor who lived in NYC the year we had camp online (yes it did suck, yes it was worth it to be w everyone) and they HATED IT. they said they felt like they were in a coffin.
    I would love nyc but id probably have to live outside the city in like hoboken or north jersey somewhere. even just close by to the city rent can be a lot

  • @ElectricEvan
    @ElectricEvan Před 6 měsíci +2

    And this is already coming to boston. Shame the transit system isn't more functional...

  • @destanie4333
    @destanie4333 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Actually me I'm actually Dracula 🧛‍♀️💔😵 blehhh

  • @EllieCedar
    @EllieCedar Před 7 měsíci +4

    Pff, as if you'd get to keep the cofffin, your family would have to pay to get your body removed and get the coffin renovated

  • @foxystorm5450
    @foxystorm5450 Před 4 měsíci

    They’re giving Hu Tao vibes

  • @warrengreen4198
    @warrengreen4198 Před 3 měsíci

    Where in the heck did you get your God Hates Hags shirt? I love it and my niece needs it. :)

  • @eemmmiittaa
    @eemmmiittaa Před 7 měsíci +4

    im in love with you stanzi

  • @serendipityshopnyc
    @serendipityshopnyc Před 28 dny

    This is uncomfortably close to reality in NYC, except that we mostly have standard 8-foot ceilings.

  • @nyx_nycto
    @nyx_nycto Před 4 měsíci +1

    Average day in New York -From a New Yorker (Unfortunately)

  • @terhisomersalo8588
    @terhisomersalo8588 Před 16 dny

    😂😂😂 I'm dead😂😂

  • @karekare1261
    @karekare1261 Před 7 měsíci +4

    No hate on New York or New Yokrs but I’m good. I’m not livin there to much going on…and the rent is crazy! I visited New York once and wanted to go right back home. But thank the lord is not in the big city but in the country (so to speak where not everyone knows ur name lol)!

  • @WindowsXP_logon_sound_25yrsago

    It's an actual box 😂😂

  • @onebihuman
    @onebihuman Před 7 měsíci +2

    Genius

  • @fusulyesheep4781
    @fusulyesheep4781 Před 6 měsíci +1

    That is exactly like São Paulo in Brazil

    • @ak5659
      @ak5659 Před měsícem

      That's what I said when I visited there ~25 years ago. But your sppway system is way better.

  • @A_certainUser
    @A_certainUser Před 7 měsíci +6

    That’s why I don’t live in nyc

  • @Music-tb3qc
    @Music-tb3qc Před 5 měsíci +1

    This is Mumbai in India😂

  • @just2watch1clip
    @just2watch1clip Před 7 měsíci +3

    Right, but they got the $2 slice, so...

  • @IshtarNike
    @IshtarNike Před 7 měsíci +3

    This is London mate.

  • @minecraftingmom
    @minecraftingmom Před 2 měsíci

    Was this filmed in an emptied kitchen cabinet?

  • @SpoonHurler
    @SpoonHurler Před 5 měsíci

    Nano Fridge 😂

  • @whydotheycallyoupsychokeil4884
    @whydotheycallyoupsychokeil4884 Před 7 měsíci +2

    I live in Cowloo n Kowloon
    In Pittsburgh PA I literally do not have a bathroom in my apartment 🥺🤫😫 the kitchen and I have a 🛏️ bedroom. Welcome to Kowloon. Literally I live in Pittsburgh. $800 a month monthly

  • @KUPKAKES4_FREE
    @KUPKAKES4_FREE Před 7 měsíci +6

    Hi hi

  • @Weirdkauz
    @Weirdkauz Před 21 dnem

    Woa! I need to get away from shorts for another reason now!

  • @kalpic11
    @kalpic11 Před 7 měsíci

    Were you under a desk for this?

  • @wendylee9255
    @wendylee9255 Před měsícem

    ❤LOL! SO TRUE!😂

  • @biteynibbles8444
    @biteynibbles8444 Před 2 měsíci

    This happened to me in North Hollywood. I lasted 1 day. There was cat sh*t on the carpet.

  • @bubblebunny1398
    @bubblebunny1398 Před 7 měsíci +1

    a mini mini mini mini mini mini mini mini mini mini mini mini mini mini mini mini mini mini mini mini mini mini mini mini mini mini mini mini mini mini mini mini mini mini mini mini mini mini mini mini mini mini mini mini mini mini mini mini mini fridge

  • @u-neekusername4430
    @u-neekusername4430 Před 6 měsíci

    Yeah, that's about what I remember, equivalent anyways. Min wage was $5 (?5+.05-.20?) & a basement studio touching St Mark's St "area" w/ONE 1/4 window, mini fridge from 70s (maybe 80s -old AF!), 1.5 burner "stove" w/oven that only fit a "Hungry Man" meal sideways, shower as kinda part of the kitchen n a toilet in a box (for privacy) with a door that hit anyone who wasn't actually IN the bed, ALL for the LOW LOW price of $2.1K/month.
    ...think it also went up 2Xs in 1yr too! Anyways it was $2.3K & had a roommate a yr later!
    Makes that train to Brooklyn that much sweeter - "your special time to meditate". DAMN, probably not NOW tho LOL. Soz been about 2 decades.

  • @magnumdorkus4222
    @magnumdorkus4222 Před 6 měsíci

    I live downtown in a small state capital city and I pay $1350 for a one bedroom apartment that hasn't been updated since it was built in the 60s I think. This includes all utilities (except wifi) and a parking garage so I don't have to park on the street. It's also 7 minutes from my job. To my coworkers, it's insane. To me, it's perfect for all my wants/needs. Now would I be willing to pay double that??? Fuck no! But, unfortunately, this is what it is coming to for so many people. The housing crisis is real and it needs to be addressed, not just in the US, but other countries as well. (But also, mostly in the US bc other countries actually act like they care about their citizens.)

  • @thea_therian
    @thea_therian Před 7 měsíci

    "listing for cozy loft 8,000/month"

  • @gregoryvn3
    @gregoryvn3 Před 7 měsíci

    That's life here in the Dumbest Timeline for you!

  • @Brooklyn99432ofmd
    @Brooklyn99432ofmd Před 7 měsíci +1

    😭🤣

  • @Olliemaxx1
    @Olliemaxx1 Před 7 měsíci +6

    SLAYY

  • @cancereyes-2244
    @cancereyes-2244 Před 7 měsíci

    this is not accurate but at the same time is accurate

  • @ArabellaPottery
    @ArabellaPottery Před 9 dny

    When you convince people to move out of your parents fully paid or almost paid of house. Then these people deserve their poverty.

  • @piccalillipit9211
    @piccalillipit9211 Před 3 měsíci +1

    *MY RENT IS $150 A MONTH* on a beach side apartment in Burgas city Bulgaria :-D

    • @ak5659
      @ak5659 Před měsícem

      That sounds extremely tempting. My cousins told me Bulgaria has beautiful beaches. I work entirely online. I speak decent Polish; would that help?

    • @piccalillipit9211
      @piccalillipit9211 Před měsícem

      @@ak5659 - Working entirely online would make life very easy. Polish would be helpful, but not amazingly so. Beaches are very long and golden. My city is Burgas - look it up, its really nice.
      Its a 15 minute city so you don't need a car we have amazing public transport. Im British BTW. The high streets are very busy, no Amzn here so they still have shops.
      You can live in $1000 a month - you can live extremely well on $2k a month and if you have $3k a month you are into luxury villa with pool by the beach territory.

  • @darthvirgin7157
    @darthvirgin7157 Před 6 měsíci

    funny enough….it’s not as bad as San Fran or Boston.

  • @idcyco3623
    @idcyco3623 Před 7 měsíci

    I'm going to build a box fort in Central Park near the Balto statue. Hit me up if you want to be roommates.

  • @Pakman0812
    @Pakman0812 Před 7 měsíci

    Damn your so beautiful 🫴🏾

  • @danielg2946
    @danielg2946 Před 7 měsíci

    Why dont you just move to the country, cue "caned heat, "going up the country".

  • @5tarSailor
    @5tarSailor Před 7 měsíci +1

    Why are the younger generations so depressed?

    • @blueberryoatmeal4009
      @blueberryoatmeal4009 Před 7 měsíci

      Because the older ones fucked up the planet and everything in it.

  • @adhdphilosophy5572
    @adhdphilosophy5572 Před 6 měsíci

    Day 2 of thirsty comments from a sad lil man:
    This one was just correct. NYC is just one big Harry Potter early life reinactment. From when he lived under the stairs.
    Also this challenge has already been hindered by the power of adhd, but we must persevere.

  • @samiamiax
    @samiamiax Před 7 měsíci

    DAY FOUR OF ASKING YOU TO DROP YOUR LIP COMBO 😭

  • @shin-ishikiri-no
    @shin-ishikiri-no Před 6 měsíci

    A she that is actually funny. Unreal.

    • @qm3634
      @qm3634 Před 4 měsíci

      And you're a "he" that is actually unfunny. Real.

  • @ninjaartist1235
    @ninjaartist1235 Před 6 měsíci

    You voted for it, you deserve it

  • @justanotherhappyhumanist8832

    There is not a single one of your videos that isn’t funny

  • @ur_m0m_is_gae
    @ur_m0m_is_gae Před 7 měsíci +1

    I WAS LIKE # 666 YALL