The Pete & Sebastian Show - EP 518 (FULL EPISODE)

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  • Pete hotboxes the gym locker room and Sebastian bombs at a 9/11 benefit...
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Komentáře • 388

  • @Gothrules4
    @Gothrules4 Před rokem +43

    Pete singing "All That Sunshine" was defintiely one of the best highlights of this episode! Truly appreciate how committed both of them are to The Cast

  • @mariawelsh3190
    @mariawelsh3190 Před rokem +14

    "Pacino, petite,Panic in Needle Park thin" 🤣. Thats why I love Pete. Pete will always have the best lines.🧡👍💜👉💜😊

  • @jafdancer14
    @jafdancer14 Před rokem +34

    I cried actual tears with the hearing aid story and the guy not hearing Sebastian’s set😂😂😂😂

    • @arlenehalpenny9472
      @arlenehalpenny9472 Před rokem +2

      Pete’s right on regarding hearing aids. Not like glasses. Not even the best aids can give you your hearing back…

    • @jessicarobertshaw8882
      @jessicarobertshaw8882 Před rokem +2

      Omg same!!! I seriously came here to the comments for the sole purpose of saying the exact damn thing! Lol. I can't stop rewinding n rewatching the way the hearing aid story brings Sebastian's whole 9/11 bombed set n follow up awkward dinner benefit back around to the absolute perfect ending! Pete kills me with how quick he comes out with such gold!!! I think that atleast half the shit he says on the cast he has no idea whats about to even come out of his mouth, let alone how damn hilarious it's gonna be! His words seem to be moving faster then his brain sometimes lol, 🤣😂🤣 n there r so many great examples of this in this episode. There r times when its really clear that his words r coming out(n funny af,btw), and his brain is like "wtf r u saying bro?". This episode is def in my top 10, n maybe even my top 5 really!!! These two guys have such a beautiful, special vibe between them n it's obv 100% genuine, cuz we all know u can only belly laugh this hard with ur BFF 🤣😂🔥

    • @jessicarobertshaw8882
      @jessicarobertshaw8882 Před rokem

      Omg same!!! I seriously came here to the comments for the sole purpose of saying the exact damn thing! Lol. I can't stop rewinding n rewatching the way the hearing aid story brings Sebastian's whole 9/11 bombed set n follow up awkward dinner benefit back around to the absolute perfect ending! Pete kills me with how quick he comes out with such gold!!! I think that atleast half the shit he says on the cast he has no idea whats about to even come out of his mouth, let alone how damn hilarious it's gonna be! His words seem to be moving faster then his brain sometimes lol, 🤣😂🤣 n there r so many great examples of this in this episode. There r times when its really clear that his words r coming out(n funny af,btw), and his brain is like "wtf r u saying bro?". This episode is def in my top 10, n maybe even my top 5 really!!! These two guys have such a beautiful, special vibe between them n it's obv 100% genuine, cuz we all know u can only belly laugh this hard with ur BFF 🤣😂🔥

  • @SG-MT
    @SG-MT Před rokem +12

    "How long are you driving with piss in your car." - Sebastian 🤣🤣🤣
    These guys' lives are a sitcom that needs to happen. You cannot make this sh*t up!

  • @meganbrown7484
    @meganbrown7484 Před rokem +17

    I love that you guys are busting on eachother like brothers. You two are so in tune with eachother! Keep this banter going!

    • @joshuagarza2573
      @joshuagarza2573 Před 10 měsíci

      Lol "busting on each other" followed up with "You two are so in tune with each other!" 😅

  • @michaeljohn6868
    @michaeljohn6868 Před rokem +38

    The Cast is back in the zone! Pete looks much more comfortable with the new set up. These guy’s need to do a movie together.

    • @francessalazar9868
      @francessalazar9868 Před rokem +1

      A movie, a sitcom, voice overs, animated series, all of the above 😉

    • @davedecker1725
      @davedecker1725 Před rokem +3

      Buddy cop movie!!

    • @rachellicee2380
      @rachellicee2380 Před rokem +1

      now that the skamdemic is over and they arent obsessed with who is wearing their masks correctly, tighter the better, it's fun again.

  • @Steve-qo4hi
    @Steve-qo4hi Před rokem +8

    “You traveled 5 hours in an outhouse” BAM

  • @Amy-dh6bk
    @Amy-dh6bk Před rokem +9

    It was me, I’m a Cast subscriber, I was there. I was at the last show in Poughkeepsie.
    You had me in stitches the entire time, the both of you.
    Pete, I suffered a hot flash the moment you started explaining your exposure to your wife’s. And Sebastian I agree with you, not a lot going on in Poughkeepsie, but my 4 Hour Dr. to the show was well worth it.
    I don’t think they ever saw that many people in one event at any given time.
    Missed the show in three different places three different times, so glad I got to Poughkeepsie.

    • @sammmuelspaul1946
      @sammmuelspaul1946 Před rokem

      You don’t think they’ve ever seen that many people at one time? How big was the show?

  • @philmakris8507
    @philmakris8507 Před rokem +18

    Seb's outfit looks like he's going to choreograph a revival of All that jazz.

  • @Sheli-_-
    @Sheli-_- Před rokem +32

    You two need to go on more trips together, this was freaking hilarious!!!

  • @laraestirn6848
    @laraestirn6848 Před rokem +15

    Saw you guys Saturday evening in Poughkeepsie. You were both amazing! I was in shock seeing Pete up on stage as the opening act! Best ever!! Even sitting in the audience experiencing the laughter from the surrounding people was "a happening." 🤣

  • @cjj963
    @cjj963 Před rokem +10

    Sebastian’s hand movement of the ear tube was even funny. Love these podcasts…

  • @dawnledesma4654
    @dawnledesma4654 Před rokem +5

    My harness was really tight at this point!!!!!!! It was wrapped around my........oh my gosh I'm dying laughing.

  • @jppop6359
    @jppop6359 Před rokem +6

    STARTED the show coughing up a LUNG

  • @shadyladyrox
    @shadyladyrox Před rokem +10

    Yes to the dark background Pete! Much easier to watch at night.

  • @mykalmatters8322
    @mykalmatters8322 Před rokem +13

    Pete gagging 3 seconds into the cast from the fumes coming off that freshly painted desk. Crack open a window guy!!

  • @roxannetracy2931
    @roxannetracy2931 Před rokem +9

    Ah, Pete. Ya crack me up. Sebastian, you both are pure gold in the funny department.

  • @traceywalker9693
    @traceywalker9693 Před rokem +4

    Pete singing the song If you steal my sunshine. 😆 Sebastian and his harness shirt!

  • @harshreality2672
    @harshreality2672 Před rokem +5

    The irony of a show about hearing aids, has the most amount of time whispering in it, of all of the casts 😄.
    My cell phone needs a hearing aid! I spend WAY too much time raising and lowering the volume on it, it's a lost cause...😜.
    Thank you both for ALWAYS bringing the laughs. It truly is a gift when I get a notification of a new show 😊.
    💜 🎁😆👍🎁💜

    • @JM-tb9fs
      @JM-tb9fs Před rokem +2

      yes, lot of whispering at times - could barely hear it

  • @KZ_MMA_
    @KZ_MMA_ Před rokem +22

    Pete starting the show off with the weed cough 🤣

  • @traceyrossetti1009
    @traceyrossetti1009 Před rokem +6

    Ok guys this set up is much better AND the audio is finally more crisp thank you!!!

  • @brettlawson9488
    @brettlawson9488 Před rokem +6

    Pete's hearing aid jokes hilarious!

  • @judithnicholais1492
    @judithnicholais1492 Před rokem +14

    Pete the audiologist .. the entire hearing aid segment killed me. I'm dead. ' Your days of picking Up women are over but you'll be able to hear them say, No thanks ' .. funny Hearing Aid Stigma .. ( joke ) This one's a gem. And Pete nearly falling off the chair laughing so hard ...

  • @mariegerig8377
    @mariegerig8377 Před rokem +6

    Would love to see Pete and you Sebastian in a comedy show. Your both great.

  • @susanshew2373
    @susanshew2373 Před rokem +4

    Not even a quarter of the way through and I'm dying!

  • @loving_lioness3518
    @loving_lioness3518 Před rokem +5

    I'm literally stuck at home in Florida having my air conditioner replaced! So currently no a.c.!!! Man I needed this! Yay!

  • @susanbrocksmith4255
    @susanbrocksmith4255 Před rokem +5

    Omg the hearing aids! My mom refuses to turn hers up because it bothers her so much, so we’re still yelling!

  • @dedemillikan2401
    @dedemillikan2401 Před rokem +8

    Hi guys!! I just have to mention their are 2 white lines behind u Pete, on your back wall…. Great cast u two!! I love you guys ✌️😎

  • @HomeRecordingMadeEasy
    @HomeRecordingMadeEasy Před rokem +2

    Sound absorption in Pete’s room! It’s about time boys. Sounds way better

  • @juliecorr970
    @juliecorr970 Před rokem +5

    Looks like the two of you are in the same room it’s pretty cool. Love it🙋🏼‍♀️🫶🏼

  • @williamfinn1571
    @williamfinn1571 Před rokem +1

    Dark humor is great when you identify your own feeling about the situation

  • @francesrose4585
    @francesrose4585 Před 9 měsíci

    I was crying during “laid out the pot in the gym scene”😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @victoryak86
    @victoryak86 Před 11 měsíci

    I just find these two guys so much fun to just listen to them talk. They’re so in sync with each other and they’re a little like the Odd Couple. They just crack me up. How about a Pete ans Sebastian movie?😄

  • @missymorgan2891
    @missymorgan2891 Před rokem +2

    The whole hearing aid discussion 😂😂

  • @SandraJsAdventuresOutdoors

    I love the all black background this time. 😊 it does help with sound, much better.

  • @MarnettaAnn
    @MarnettaAnn Před rokem

    I love how Pete stares intensely at Sebastian like he's hanging on every word of the story ...or, he's kind of high and is trying to stay focused 😜😜
    Love these guys! Thank you for making me laugh all day, every day!

  • @shelleybennett9638
    @shelleybennett9638 Před rokem +8

    When Sebastian leans forward in his seat, I'm having trouble hearing him - the volume goes down quite a bit!! It's fine when he's sitting back. Anyone else?

    • @susanshew2373
      @susanshew2373 Před rokem +3

      Yes, me too. Turned my volume up and then Pete was screaming. . LOL

    • @andriadebose8484
      @andriadebose8484 Před rokem +2

      Yeah..I think because it's a hand held mic🥺

  • @b-ludwig5721
    @b-ludwig5721 Před rokem +2

    Pete was on fire tonight Sooooo funny

  • @Positive7277
    @Positive7277 Před rokem +2

    Why is Pete so flippen handsome?!!! Love!

  • @elisehansenhawkins9455
    @elisehansenhawkins9455 Před rokem +2

    Haha. The train guy. My hubby n I are always speculating about what type of guy is behind one of our sons train shows w real large train set in his basement.

  • @paulastapleton2402
    @paulastapleton2402 Před rokem +4

    I'm addicted! Love you guys!

  • @slf5141
    @slf5141 Před rokem +2

    You guys are the best .. this show cracked me up exactly what i needed... going through a hard time and this is therapy. Im in tears and cant breathe either

  • @LilHobbling
    @LilHobbling Před rokem +5

    Nice set up Pete, like the look!

  • @silversteel6312
    @silversteel6312 Před rokem +3

    Let’s play; CAN PETE STAY STILL FOR TWO SECONDS GAME!👏👏👏👏👏

  • @lynnglynn721
    @lynnglynn721 Před rokem +3

    I really needed this Cast today. Thanks guys.

  • @cmotto.1
    @cmotto.1 Před rokem +5

    pause it at 11:33 its almost impossible not to laugh with these 2 !

    • @aquarianhealer
      @aquarianhealer Před rokem +1

      Pete's like "bring it - I got a problem with you too!" (biting his finger like he's nervous)

  • @davidjamespiano
    @davidjamespiano Před rokem

    OMG I'm dyin' that was the funniest opener I've ever seen on any show lol

  • @ginasahin5634
    @ginasahin5634 Před rokem +3

    I drove 3 hours to see you guys in Poughkeepsie...I loved the show and I love you guys.

  • @michele2832
    @michele2832 Před rokem +2

    Pete and the hearing aids is 👍 great 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @IronAngelsFitClub
    @IronAngelsFitClub Před rokem +7

    Sebastian’s trainer is right on, high reps to lose weight, especially when he can’t do full on cardio. He’s getting cardio from the weight training and battle ropes.

  • @geminitwnluv23
    @geminitwnluv23 Před rokem +4

    THIS IS HONESTLY THE ONLY THING WORTH WATCHING ON CZcams OR ANYWHERE ELSE🤣♥️

  • @vincentgaita3653
    @vincentgaita3653 Před rokem +3

    You guys are hysterical 🤣🤣😅

  • @mariacrochet8379
    @mariacrochet8379 Před rokem +4

    The show is always good, but I must say the visual aesthetics keep getting better.

  • @lynnglynn721
    @lynnglynn721 Před rokem +2

    Pete's backdrop looks great.

  • @anthonybellini8501
    @anthonybellini8501 Před rokem +3

    THAT WAS SERIOUSLY SOME FCKIN FUNNY SHIT MAN!!! Rolling

  • @christyshort8142
    @christyshort8142 Před rokem +3

    Use to love Sebastian the most but I hope you're not a bully. I love Pete. He's so generous and funny too. Share the funny!

  • @lynnglynn721
    @lynnglynn721 Před rokem +1

    Well I don't think Sebastian is getting asked back to the 911 gig!!!!! LOL

  • @michael-yu3rb
    @michael-yu3rb Před rokem +2

    Sebastian, I think you were looking for the word "Hoytie Toytie" on the "crowd type" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sallyann4271
    @sallyann4271 Před rokem +1

    OMG... I am laughing out loud. This was a hysterical Cast. The hearing aid thing was hilarious.

  • @botanicalbird93
    @botanicalbird93 Před rokem

    Padded cell for Pete, perfect! 🤣

  • @cleomaddiem3581
    @cleomaddiem3581 Před rokem +4

    Black backdrop looks better!!!

  • @dom4591
    @dom4591 Před rokem +3

    The black background is 100x better

  • @holymolar
    @holymolar Před rokem

    Silence around building 7 is most deafening.

  • @susanhendricks3964
    @susanhendricks3964 Před rokem +3

    You traveled 5 hours in an outhouse 😂

  • @mickeytorres693
    @mickeytorres693 Před rokem +1

    Pete, don't blame the foam 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @estellascouten1078
    @estellascouten1078 Před rokem +5

    Great cast gentlemen!!! What a great treat the cast listeners whom got to see both of you.....I'm so jealous!!! Saw Pete in Phoenix...gotta see Sebastian someday!!! Thanks for the laughs 🤣!!! 🤗💚🤟🐈‍⬛🦁♌NM

  • @alg54
    @alg54 Před rokem +1

    One foot in the grave guy hahahaha

  • @ginasahin5634
    @ginasahin5634 Před rokem +2

    Omg.. I had to go to the bathroom so badly but I was stuck in NY traffic and it was starting to hurt...in fact I was driving to Poughkeepsie to see your show... Saturday night.. anyway. I thought... Why not? Find a spot, pull over and pee in the bushes.. so that's what I did...first time I ever did that. Something about Pete's stories about peeing in the car gave me the confidence to go natural behind a small bush off a highway in NY city... Love you guys..

  • @katielewis6128
    @katielewis6128 Před rokem +1

    14:12 😂😂😂😂😂💀👻 ....I'm done LOLOLOLOLOLLLLL

  • @vischetty7736
    @vischetty7736 Před rokem

    If this show had a strapline it would read: ‘How long are you driving with piss in the car?’ 😂

  • @davidjamespiano
    @davidjamespiano Před rokem +1

    LMFAO!!! This is by far the funniest episode I've ever seen omg fn' hilarious

  • @dawndavis647
    @dawndavis647 Před rokem

    I so relate with Pete and the solo drive! I call it organized chaos! Had me cracking up big time!!

  • @donnahughes8575
    @donnahughes8575 Před rokem +3

    The “Shirt Harness” needs a new name…

  • @tigq1430
    @tigq1430 Před rokem

    I ran out of tissue laughing so hard🤣

  • @debbieskrletts725
    @debbieskrletts725 Před rokem +1

    Avocado and a halls. Too funny pete

  • @dianaoneil5469
    @dianaoneil5469 Před rokem +4

    Pete’s urinary issues......TMI 🥴🤣

  • @stephanieperri2751
    @stephanieperri2751 Před rokem +2

    Just saw you in Poughkeepsie... So excited to see Pete too... You guys are the best!!! Thank you for making me genuinely laugh... It's the camaraderie that shines so bright..
    It's draws me, and the rest of us in ♥️♥️

  • @jimshorts589
    @jimshorts589 Před rokem +3

    Your opening line at the event should have been 9/11 lesson learned, better to be late for work..Glad you didn't say how you bombed

  • @jessicaallen7415
    @jessicaallen7415 Před rokem +2

    Steal My Sunshine by Len. Haven't heard that in forever. That took me back, Pete!

  • @haileymcnamara7081
    @haileymcnamara7081 Před rokem

    DEAD , crying tears of laughter. My makeup is literally off . The hearing aid pissing my pants

  • @paulaellis7016
    @paulaellis7016 Před rokem +1

    I just love these guys. Sebastián you are the best

  • @irishhomebrewer
    @irishhomebrewer Před rokem +1

    great pod again lads. love it. Greetings from Ireland

  • @patriciasavoth4157
    @patriciasavoth4157 Před rokem +2

    Nerve problems in legs can come from herniated discs in back….check it out ……. Called referred pain

  • @roxannetracy2931
    @roxannetracy2931 Před rokem +9

    The hearing aide you were discussing is the newest technology. On our Smartphones, we can adjust the sound. It sucks sometimes because some places are louder than other's. Semi-trucks drive me nuts if I am wearing mine. Oh, and Pete, I still get laid even though I wear a hearing aide. LOL!

    • @lovahgurl
      @lovahgurl Před rokem

      If he reads this he'll feel bad for days that he said that now LOL

  • @susanbrocksmith4255
    @susanbrocksmith4255 Před rokem +2

    I thought Maverick was nostalgic and very well done

  • @rickc1194
    @rickc1194 Před rokem +1

    Great cast! Love the black background. Pete get something to cover up the light shining through behind you. My OCD is driving me insane when I see the light in the black background! Keep the great work up. Love you guys!

  • @1erinjames
    @1erinjames Před rokem +3

    Sebastian, if you go with Pilates, you will get to you body goals with size, long lean muscle AND pain free joints. Seriously try it for a month or 2. Way better for those with back problems!!

  • @jessemelucci2188
    @jessemelucci2188 Před rokem +4

    pete it looks and sounds great but relax ur hilarious

  • @gfmfly
    @gfmfly Před rokem

    Pete....saw my mug! Your the best...glad it didnt end up in waste management landfill🤣🤣🤣

  • @cherylzaccone9685
    @cherylzaccone9685 Před rokem +1

    Pete leaving his car running for 3 1/2 hours is so something I would do in a hurry!

    • @djd31289
      @djd31289 Před rokem

      Definitely a stoned move. lol

  • @greco37
    @greco37 Před rokem +1

    Are you going to pull up to valet With piss in the car? 🤣 LMAO

  • @corynorell3686
    @corynorell3686 Před rokem +3

    I get what you guys are going for, but I just can’t help but liking the old brown zero production quality set better.

  • @glenmateosky3872
    @glenmateosky3872 Před rokem +3

    Your guys microphones keep going in and out. Hard to hear at times

  • @Phillice
    @Phillice Před rokem

    Regarding the hearing aid, the guy is sitting amongst a crowd that is constantly applauding laughing etc, imagine that on full volume. So he’s gonna have it turned down a bit. But also, while it amplifies your voice, it also amplifies any other noise from that direction.

  • @donnac6466
    @donnac6466 Před rokem +6

    It's always a good time with these two! 😂❤️

  • @brookeanderson2631
    @brookeanderson2631 Před rokem

    Walking is wayyyy better than an eliptical Pete 🤷‍♀️😅

  • @TJB1510
    @TJB1510 Před rokem +1

    ''I COULD DIE IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR HANG''

  • @cris_stn
    @cris_stn Před rokem

    Terminal List with Chris Pratt was FUCKING AWESOME !!!!!!!!!! I am glad you watched it Sebastian !!!

  • @sithebugguy3193
    @sithebugguy3193 Před rokem +1

    Pizza Pie Maniscalco! I used to be a pizza guy waaaaaaaaay back. Nice!

  • @catherinekittykat
    @catherinekittykat Před rokem

    Fun.....🤣🤣 Thanks for the medicine!