I found this dude like a day ago, super entertaining and smart! Teaches people how to get "Your money worth" which is something everyone should know how to do!
"I have this Wooden Stick made from 1000 year old dark oak wood tree" is like saying: "But, Baki recovered because the sugar water has 4000 years of chinese love"
Ah yes, as an Asian my self I have a wooden katana on the Northside of my room. And as an English speaking Asian, I have a very real shotgun on the east side of my room.
The man shapes iron into a cutting tool and does his work over the coals, fashioning it with hammers and working it with his strong arm. He also gets hungry and his strength fails; he drinks no water and becomes weary. Another shapes wood, he extends a measuring line; he outlines it with red chalk. He works it with planes and outlines it with a compass, and makes it like the form of a man, like the beauty of man, so that it may sit in a house. Surely he cuts cedars for himself, and takes a cypress or an oak and raises it for himself among the trees of the forest. He plants a fir, and the rain makes it grow. Then it becomes something for a man to burn, so he takes one of them and warms himself; he also makes a fire to bake bread. He also makes a god and worships it; he makes it a graven image and falls down before it. Half of it he burns in the fire; over this half he eats meat as he roasts a roast and is satisfied. He also warms himself and says, “Aha! I am warm, I have seen the fire.” But the rest of it he makes into a god, his graven image. He falls down before it and worships; he also prays to it and says, “Deliver me, for you are my god.” They do not know, nor do they understand, for He has smeared over their eyes so that they cannot see and their hearts so that they cannot comprehend. No one recalls, nor is there knowledge or understanding to say, “I have burned half of it in the fire and also have baked bread over its coals. I roast meat and eat it. Then I make the rest of it into an abomination, I fall down before a block of wood!” - Isaiah 44:12-19
Get more meat and no rice this time 😋
Woooo that is about two of 5kg packs of Jasmine Bashmati rice.
All you got is 3 likes and 1 comment let me change that
Asian in new year 5 video comment of mine pls pls pls
If you do you find 190 dollars
Damn, spare me a change lah brada
why does this only have 4 replies ?
lemme change that
This man is dangerously underrated
682 likes and no reply let me fix that
FR
He almost has 500K subs and gets a consistent 300K views per short...
Jesus loves you. He is your savior. Repent for the kingdom of God is at hand!.
I think its the opposite. He is a bit overrated.
"Fight off the robber
My sister" 😆😆 relatable.
No
his sister is slowly becoming the main antagonistic in "an Asian" origin story
We attract money like our cousins attract Harvard application
man, that's hurt me in so many ways
Want more money but also want girlfriend? Impossible challenge
Lol he needs a sugar mama
His sister is an option
@@TrickyJebus wtf does that mean?
@@MattieMattikins sweet home alabama
Possible if your family open business like hardware, developer, lawyer and restaurant.
Bro really became an real chinese, but that buddha bring luck
Fight off sister:
“Sealed vessel jumpscare”
No wonder the sister always gets to eat the expansive food
His sister is in for a rude awakening 💀
This man really do love hollow knight ost..
Well To be fair it does sounds fire
I knew it was ur sistet even before you said it. A sister always empty a brother's wallet.
Biggest plot twist in history
Why is this man so cute?!!!
Well dm him if u like him
Am cuter
@TrickyJebus lil bro u ain't him 💀💀💀
He‘s really attractive and funny. (No homo)
@@TrickyJebus👈😏Get a load of this guy
I found this dude like a day ago, super entertaining and smart! Teaches people how to get "Your money worth" which is something everyone should know how to do!
Hahahahaa
That "my sister" got me
If Mr Krabs was an Asian.
Lol
Lmaooooo fr
"I have this Wooden Stick made from 1000 year old dark oak wood tree" is like saying: "But, Baki recovered because the sugar water has 4000 years of chinese love"
Ah yes, as an Asian my self I have a wooden katana on the Northside of my room.
And as an English speaking Asian, I have a very real shotgun on the east side of my room.
The way he filled the glass of water bro 😭 😂
I love how he says "Money"
Pretty sure that's a bamboo but 1000 year oak works just as well tho imo
Couldn't help but notice that sister also took the glass of water and stole the golden Buddha 😂😂
Mom likely to throw slipper at you for all the junk on the northeast side of the room. Very unlucky.
More like you need to tell your sister if you need to borrow money, ASK FIRST!!!..lol😂😂😂😂
screaming is gonna be her weapon
No money, no girl friend and robber man he having a rough day
Lmaoo the twist
You had me going. Laughed until I coughed
im back here to remind you that he sounds like king julian
Lol we use a similar golden statue to attract wealth in India 😅
That fucked me up at the end LMFAO
U are from Malaysia im from Malaysia too
Bro I thought he is that "emotional damage" guy 😂 wtf
"$Money$" 🗣️🔥💯
Laughing buddha statue is god of wealth
This is the male version of my mom 💀
This is starter version of Steven He. Speaks like him, looks like him, but younger.
You sure that's a weapon to fight off sister not a weapon for your sister to rob you twice?
Unexpected guest in the house
That's the laughing king emote from clash royale🤯
I have wooden stick and iron stick with pointed end in my room for extra protection LOL
Hey we have the same phone case!
"THIS IS NOT FENG SHUI"
I imagine this man just editing his video with the fan noise in the background w no text
I thought her sister had drank the water 😅😂
The way that he said muck island makes me remember danny 🗿
Bro is doing ritual to summon celestial worthy of heaven and earth 💀 ( from lotm novel)
Feng shui:-Is this a jojo reference....
"Recjected" got me😂
Learn so much culture and wisdom from you 😂
This Man kinda looks like Steven he's son💀
Dude YOUR camera IS SO GOOD LAST TIME I SAW YOUR VIDEOS IT WAS IN MAY BUT IT LOOK WAY BETTER
MOB,MOB Who do you want
To be fair, feng shui was only tasked with bringing you wealth and love. Protecting what it gave you is your responsibility. 😂
if you could even afford this golden buddha . then there's no need to get rich you already are
Lol fung shui technically works like that except your house is not designed as a Dynasty castle. Lol lol lol lol
hahahahah he attracted the wrong female 😂
Bro using a iphone case on a samsung for save him some monney😂
Feng shui is a jojo reference that means kankan is also a jojo reference
Being single is money worth
Agree
This story, attract wealth, get wealth, attract girl, sister steals wealth:
Genius in less than 1 minute. A modern day fable.
I have placed 7 lotuses in north east
* Haha *
For the revival of my king GOATJO 🗣️
Lol @ the revelation of who the robber is!
We all know who will win the fight😂
I guess that's not ork it is oak😂
Don't worry if you are single there are lots of people who are single too
You represent us bro 🙂
For some time i saw you i keep remembering my friend look like you
Bro i tougt dat your gonne say my money worth 😂😅
Are you from Malaysia?
桃花远😂
Haha
I use to had an aluminium pole beside my bed for that 3rd situation. But not a protection from my sis, but more to outsider.
bro lost his money worf to his sister
Just use fists and kicks why you need sticks
Dragon’s Dream moment
That’s bamboo
bro uses "hence" way too often
This is me an asian i want to make my money woooof 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The plot twist😂😂
This comedy is so layered. Follow Feng Shui to attract money and women, end up losing money to his sister, a woman.
we need an update on the robber 😂 did u succeed?
money and girlfriend are canceling each other
Bamboo stick 😂
The man shapes iron into a cutting tool and does his work over the coals, fashioning it with hammers and working it with his strong arm. He also gets hungry and his strength fails; he drinks no water and becomes weary. Another shapes wood, he extends a measuring line; he outlines it with red chalk. He works it with planes and outlines it with a compass, and makes it like the form of a man, like the beauty of man, so that it may sit in a house. Surely he cuts cedars for himself, and takes a cypress or an oak and raises it for himself among the trees of the forest. He plants a fir, and the rain makes it grow. Then it becomes something for a man to burn, so he takes one of them and warms himself; he also makes a fire to bake bread. He also makes a god and worships it; he makes it a graven image and falls down before it. Half of it he burns in the fire; over this half he eats meat as he roasts a roast and is satisfied. He also warms himself and says, “Aha! I am warm, I have seen the fire.” But the rest of it he makes into a god, his graven image. He falls down before it and worships; he also prays to it and says, “Deliver me, for you are my god.” They do not know, nor do they understand, for He has smeared over their eyes so that they cannot see and their hearts so that they cannot comprehend. No one recalls, nor is there knowledge or understanding to say, “I have burned half of it in the fire and also have baked bread over its coals. I roast meat and eat it. Then I make the rest of it into an abomination, I fall down before a block of wood!”
- Isaiah 44:12-19
Will your win if you fight your sister
Him : nah, i win
bro has a samsung a23 that is a phone to get ur money worth
Blud got a two head
XD this is sp funny
The water is feng shui shui
wow new camera 5/5 quality🔥🔥🔥
Nah that's still Feng Shui
A fellow malaysian wooo. Anyways, should've drawn a 4 on the stick lmao
My first thought was whether that ritual works spiritually its not a bad idea to keep a stick near your entry ways for quick stick arming.
This is Feng Shui
💯 it works
Little does he know, the golden Buddha is doing work because girlfriend = money drain
When you single you get your money worth
Money magic at its finest
I am Malaysia 🇲🇾