Asian Wind & Water

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  • @user-yf8ed7rq2e
    @user-yf8ed7rq2e Před měsícem +697

    Get more meat and no rice this time 😋

    • @talhahabdullah8980
      @talhahabdullah8980 Před měsícem +38

      Woooo that is about two of 5kg packs of Jasmine Bashmati rice.

    • @Alone-oh3yr
      @Alone-oh3yr Před měsícem +2

      All you got is 3 likes and 1 comment let me change that

    • @bhanusreebr2928
      @bhanusreebr2928 Před měsícem +1

      Asian in new year 5 video comment of mine pls pls pls
      If you do you find 190 dollars

    • @NyuNyui
      @NyuNyui Před měsícem +1

      Damn, spare me a change lah brada

    • @demonkey4620
      @demonkey4620 Před měsícem +2

      why does this only have 4 replies ?
      lemme change that

  • @younesfilali4562
    @younesfilali4562 Před měsícem +1199

    This man is dangerously underrated

  • @aambat2895
    @aambat2895 Před měsícem +948

    "Fight off the robber
    My sister" 😆😆 relatable.

  • @Lunchbox632
    @Lunchbox632 Před měsícem +84

    his sister is slowly becoming the main antagonistic in "an Asian" origin story

  • @astridsupernova9623
    @astridsupernova9623 Před měsícem +461

    We attract money like our cousins attract Harvard application

  • @TiffanyKerry
    @TiffanyKerry Před měsícem +294

    Want more money but also want girlfriend? Impossible challenge

    • @MattieMattikins
      @MattieMattikins Před měsícem +10

      Lol he needs a sugar mama

    • @TrickyJebus
      @TrickyJebus Před měsícem +6

      His sister is an option

    • @MattieMattikins
      @MattieMattikins Před měsícem +3

      @@TrickyJebus wtf does that mean?

    • @Cryogen69
      @Cryogen69 Před měsícem +5

      @@MattieMattikins sweet home alabama

    • @Ethian315
      @Ethian315 Před měsícem

      Possible if your family open business like hardware, developer, lawyer and restaurant.

  • @user-id4ko8mk5e
    @user-id4ko8mk5e Před 8 dny +8

    Bro really became an real chinese, but that buddha bring luck

  • @pideperdonus2
    @pideperdonus2 Před měsícem +17

    Fight off sister:
    “Sealed vessel jumpscare”

  • @the10creative-blinis46
    @the10creative-blinis46 Před 9 dny +6

    No wonder the sister always gets to eat the expansive food

  • @mushi4112
    @mushi4112 Před měsícem +6

    His sister is in for a rude awakening 💀

  • @Riavens_zerozeroichi
    @Riavens_zerozeroichi Před měsícem +13

    This man really do love hollow knight ost..
    Well To be fair it does sounds fire

  • @laniebaldoza410
    @laniebaldoza410 Před měsícem +51

    I knew it was ur sistet even before you said it. A sister always empty a brother's wallet.

  • @danrogeliodado509
    @danrogeliodado509 Před měsícem +12

    Biggest plot twist in history

  • @pepperprovasnik
    @pepperprovasnik Před měsícem +250

    Why is this man so cute?!!!

    • @Sulejmanlol
      @Sulejmanlol Před měsícem +15

      Well dm him if u like him

    • @TrickyJebus
      @TrickyJebus Před měsícem +3

      Am cuter

    • @Sulejmanlol
      @Sulejmanlol Před měsícem +23

      ​@TrickyJebus lil bro u ain't him 💀💀💀

    • @Wildfox1177
      @Wildfox1177 Před měsícem

      He‘s really attractive and funny. (No homo)

    • @sqwimpy-4
      @sqwimpy-4 Před měsícem +1

      ​@@TrickyJebus👈😏Get a load of this guy

  • @xX-Edo-Xx
    @xX-Edo-Xx Před měsícem +9

    I found this dude like a day ago, super entertaining and smart! Teaches people how to get "Your money worth" which is something everyone should know how to do!

  • @aishi_ishasha
    @aishi_ishasha Před měsícem +7

    Hahahahaa
    That "my sister" got me

  • @yomamuh
    @yomamuh Před měsícem +19

    If Mr Krabs was an Asian.

  • @kieferswastaken
    @kieferswastaken Před měsícem +5

    "I have this Wooden Stick made from 1000 year old dark oak wood tree" is like saying: "But, Baki recovered because the sugar water has 4000 years of chinese love"

  • @blazeiii7388
    @blazeiii7388 Před měsícem +7

    Ah yes, as an Asian my self I have a wooden katana on the Northside of my room.
    And as an English speaking Asian, I have a very real shotgun on the east side of my room.

  • @Raver560
    @Raver560 Před měsícem +13

    The way he filled the glass of water bro 😭 😂

  • @calicobagels
    @calicobagels Před měsícem +2

    I love how he says "Money"

  • @affanfathullah5877
    @affanfathullah5877 Před měsícem +12

    Pretty sure that's a bamboo but 1000 year oak works just as well tho imo

  • @inarisarp
    @inarisarp Před měsícem +1

    Couldn't help but notice that sister also took the glass of water and stole the golden Buddha 😂😂

  • @tatikagila5057
    @tatikagila5057 Před měsícem +15

    Mom likely to throw slipper at you for all the junk on the northeast side of the room. Very unlucky.

  • @spockslot
    @spockslot Před 2 dny

    More like you need to tell your sister if you need to borrow money, ASK FIRST!!!..lol😂😂😂😂

  • @mdmatheenm6620
    @mdmatheenm6620 Před měsícem +3

    screaming is gonna be her weapon

  • @BryceTrison
    @BryceTrison Před měsícem +3

    No money, no girl friend and robber man he having a rough day

  • @ayynana5645
    @ayynana5645 Před měsícem +9

    Lmaoo the twist

  • @Waltitude
    @Waltitude Před 29 dny

    You had me going. Laughed until I coughed

  • @Pegalo_11
    @Pegalo_11 Před měsícem +1

    im back here to remind you that he sounds like king julian

  • @bharathia27
    @bharathia27 Před měsícem +2

    Lol we use a similar golden statue to attract wealth in India 😅

  • @Rune34
    @Rune34 Před 28 dny

    That fucked me up at the end LMFAO

  • @watch_smithyt9739
    @watch_smithyt9739 Před 9 dny +4

    U are from Malaysia im from Malaysia too

  • @sundesh_kunwar
    @sundesh_kunwar Před měsícem

    Bro I thought he is that "emotional damage" guy 😂 wtf

  • @gheensi
    @gheensi Před 6 dny

    "$Money$" 🗣️🔥💯

  • @YukoNastume
    @YukoNastume Před měsícem +1

    Laughing buddha statue is god of wealth

  • @kaden336
    @kaden336 Před měsícem

    This is the male version of my mom 💀

  • @universalman1645
    @universalman1645 Před 29 dny

    This is starter version of Steven He. Speaks like him, looks like him, but younger.

  • @nicoong8944
    @nicoong8944 Před měsícem

    You sure that's a weapon to fight off sister not a weapon for your sister to rob you twice?

  • @NUESTwithLOVE
    @NUESTwithLOVE Před měsícem

    Unexpected guest in the house

  • @AvidYTuser
    @AvidYTuser Před měsícem +5

    That's the laughing king emote from clash royale🤯

  • @MsFancia
    @MsFancia Před měsícem

    I have wooden stick and iron stick with pointed end in my room for extra protection LOL

  • @Sai_Raven
    @Sai_Raven Před měsícem +1

    Hey we have the same phone case!

  • @I.4dams.l
    @I.4dams.l Před 27 dny

    "THIS IS NOT FENG SHUI"

  • @AllZxiquilla
    @AllZxiquilla Před 12 dny

    I imagine this man just editing his video with the fan noise in the background w no text

  • @merrivideo
    @merrivideo Před měsícem

    I thought her sister had drank the water 😅😂

  • @user-bh4mv5ng5x
    @user-bh4mv5ng5x Před měsícem

    The way that he said muck island makes me remember danny 🗿

  • @Zeref-xz5zr
    @Zeref-xz5zr Před měsícem

    Bro is doing ritual to summon celestial worthy of heaven and earth 💀 ( from lotm novel)

  • @Aizen-fq2rt
    @Aizen-fq2rt Před 21 dnem

    Feng shui:-Is this a jojo reference....

  • @WHAT.99992
    @WHAT.99992 Před měsícem

    "Recjected" got me😂

  • @ickleronny
    @ickleronny Před měsícem

    Learn so much culture and wisdom from you 😂

  • @rasulmahmud6142
    @rasulmahmud6142 Před měsícem

    This Man kinda looks like Steven he's son💀

  • @Ara-vz9lz
    @Ara-vz9lz Před měsícem

    Dude YOUR camera IS SO GOOD LAST TIME I SAW YOUR VIDEOS IT WAS IN MAY BUT IT LOOK WAY BETTER

  • @Johnszmanski
    @Johnszmanski Před měsícem

    MOB,MOB Who do you want

  • @Constitution1789
    @Constitution1789 Před měsícem

    To be fair, feng shui was only tasked with bringing you wealth and love. Protecting what it gave you is your responsibility. 😂

  • @shivanshpachauri2855
    @shivanshpachauri2855 Před měsícem

    if you could even afford this golden buddha . then there's no need to get rich you already are

  • @applealecconwozonki8795
    @applealecconwozonki8795 Před měsícem

    Lol fung shui technically works like that except your house is not designed as a Dynasty castle. Lol lol lol lol

  • @manuelbayot4491
    @manuelbayot4491 Před měsícem

    hahahahah he attracted the wrong female 😂

  • @uFamous_Breakfast1792
    @uFamous_Breakfast1792 Před měsícem

    Bro using a iphone case on a samsung for save him some monney😂

  • @dropsofgod3626
    @dropsofgod3626 Před měsícem +1

    Feng shui is a jojo reference that means kankan is also a jojo reference

  • @TrickyJebus
    @TrickyJebus Před měsícem +1

    Being single is money worth

  • @jasonhenson7948
    @jasonhenson7948 Před měsícem

    This story, attract wealth, get wealth, attract girl, sister steals wealth:
    Genius in less than 1 minute. A modern day fable.

  • @siddharthchauhan5856
    @siddharthchauhan5856 Před měsícem

    I have placed 7 lotuses in north east
    * Haha *
    For the revival of my king GOATJO 🗣️

  • @TM86880
    @TM86880 Před měsícem

    Lol @ the revelation of who the robber is!

  • @ReenaRaghavan-um5gz
    @ReenaRaghavan-um5gz Před měsícem

    We all know who will win the fight😂

  • @gamingwithsk5182
    @gamingwithsk5182 Před měsícem +1

    I guess that's not ork it is oak😂

  • @gamerdn2113
    @gamerdn2113 Před měsícem +4

    Don't worry if you are single there are lots of people who are single too

  • @ladymarshmello862
    @ladymarshmello862 Před měsícem

    You represent us bro 🙂

  • @FazerArt
    @FazerArt Před měsícem

    For some time i saw you i keep remembering my friend look like you

  • @ilias3916
    @ilias3916 Před měsícem

    Bro i tougt dat your gonne say my money worth 😂😅

  • @The-Hashiras-Channel
    @The-Hashiras-Channel Před měsícem +1

    Are you from Malaysia?

  • @karenli8144
    @karenli8144 Před 3 dny

    桃花远😂
    Haha

  • @HarithSlay
    @HarithSlay Před měsícem

    I use to had an aluminium pole beside my bed for that 3rd situation. But not a protection from my sis, but more to outsider.

  • @jazzylee6840
    @jazzylee6840 Před 26 dny

    bro lost his money worf to his sister

  • @Lelouch0000
    @Lelouch0000 Před měsícem +1

    Just use fists and kicks why you need sticks

  • @collinmillis4872
    @collinmillis4872 Před měsícem

    Dragon’s Dream moment

  • @user-zc6xk1zs2m
    @user-zc6xk1zs2m Před měsícem +1

    That’s bamboo

  • @Onichanuwu
    @Onichanuwu Před měsícem

    bro uses "hence" way too often

  • @Bruhmanmemes
    @Bruhmanmemes Před měsícem

    This is me an asian i want to make my money woooof 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nurulabidahnajihahjaini9317

    The plot twist😂😂

  • @wahidpawana424
    @wahidpawana424 Před měsícem

    This comedy is so layered. Follow Feng Shui to attract money and women, end up losing money to his sister, a woman.

  • @encodespress
    @encodespress Před měsícem

    we need an update on the robber 😂 did u succeed?

  • @frostfinal8876
    @frostfinal8876 Před měsícem

    money and girlfriend are canceling each other

  • @anpan3850
    @anpan3850 Před měsícem

    Bamboo stick 😂

  • @abigailf857
    @abigailf857 Před měsícem

    The man shapes iron into a cutting tool and does his work over the coals, fashioning it with hammers and working it with his strong arm. He also gets hungry and his strength fails; he drinks no water and becomes weary. Another shapes wood, he extends a measuring line; he outlines it with red chalk. He works it with planes and outlines it with a compass, and makes it like the form of a man, like the beauty of man, so that it may sit in a house. Surely he cuts cedars for himself, and takes a cypress or an oak and raises it for himself among the trees of the forest. He plants a fir, and the rain makes it grow. Then it becomes something for a man to burn, so he takes one of them and warms himself; he also makes a fire to bake bread. He also makes a god and worships it; he makes it a graven image and falls down before it. Half of it he burns in the fire; over this half he eats meat as he roasts a roast and is satisfied. He also warms himself and says, “Aha! I am warm, I have seen the fire.” But the rest of it he makes into a god, his graven image. He falls down before it and worships; he also prays to it and says, “Deliver me, for you are my god.” They do not know, nor do they understand, for He has smeared over their eyes so that they cannot see and their hearts so that they cannot comprehend. No one recalls, nor is there knowledge or understanding to say, “I have burned half of it in the fire and also have baked bread over its coals. I roast meat and eat it. Then I make the rest of it into an abomination, I fall down before a block of wood!”
    - Isaiah 44:12-19

  • @kurosora8296
    @kurosora8296 Před měsícem

    Will your win if you fight your sister
    Him : nah, i win

  • @MrMeowlander
    @MrMeowlander Před měsícem +1

    bro has a samsung a23 that is a phone to get ur money worth

  • @bobbymontgomery2094
    @bobbymontgomery2094 Před měsícem

    Blud got a two head

  • @rodolfogonzalez5158
    @rodolfogonzalez5158 Před 17 dny

    XD this is sp funny

  • @axeltroysugiarto5473
    @axeltroysugiarto5473 Před měsícem

    The water is feng shui shui

  • @Catrix_ML
    @Catrix_ML Před měsícem

    wow new camera 5/5 quality🔥🔥🔥

  • @takkun_koa
    @takkun_koa Před měsícem

    Nah that's still Feng Shui

  • @NyuNyui
    @NyuNyui Před měsícem

    A fellow malaysian wooo. Anyways, should've drawn a 4 on the stick lmao

  • @AhintofChan
    @AhintofChan Před měsícem

    My first thought was whether that ritual works spiritually its not a bad idea to keep a stick near your entry ways for quick stick arming.

  • @alinkha5358
    @alinkha5358 Před 27 dny

    This is Feng Shui

  • @user-zk7kd8dx1y
    @user-zk7kd8dx1y Před měsícem

    💯 it works

  • @pcxxy
    @pcxxy Před měsícem

    Little does he know, the golden Buddha is doing work because girlfriend = money drain

  • @AliSultan-gj4tc
    @AliSultan-gj4tc Před měsícem +1

    When you single you get your money worth

  • @annousgaming3636
    @annousgaming3636 Před měsícem

    Money magic at its finest

  • @user-dv6jm7cw2l
    @user-dv6jm7cw2l Před měsícem

    I am Malaysia 🇲🇾