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  • @techlinked
    @techlinked  Před 16 dny +318

    hey guys it's riley from the video WHAT A DAY y'know i never would have made it through WWDC if it wasn't thanks to MANSCAPED who sponsored today's video. The fact that I knew you could get 20% Off + Free International Shipping with promo code TECHLINKED or by visiting manscaped.com/techlinked really kept me going. and knowing you'd read this whole comment. if i could manscape you myself, i would. is that problematic? well. anyway,
    EDIT: I KNOW IT'S SEPPUKU NOT SUDOKU THAT IS THE JOKE

  • @fltngmmth
    @fltngmmth Před 16 dny +2216

    Committing sudoku with an apple pencil is the funniest shit ive heard all day.

    • @Gaurav-cy5lu
      @Gaurav-cy5lu Před 16 dny +42

      Only 1% people got the joke

    • @harishthethird
      @harishthethird Před 16 dny +8

      @@Gaurav-cy5luexplain?

    • @AnExPor
      @AnExPor Před 16 dny +26

      That joke killed me.

    • @nategold5940
      @nategold5940 Před 16 dny +58

      @@harishthethirds seppuku is disembowelment cause by oneself to retain honor, Japanese we’re hardcore

    • @asian2go96
      @asian2go96 Před 16 dny +2

      I died laughing 😂😂😂

  • @Quizack
    @Quizack Před 16 dny +1269

    "Siri make a photorealistic image of Ned Flanders. Now make him hot. Now make him hilarious."
    [Siri gives you a photo of Riley]
    "Thanks Siri, that's perfect"

  • @bg048
    @bg048 Před 16 dny +1117

    Looks like the most exciting feature of iPadOS 18 is the calculator.

    • @ClosestNearUtopia
      @ClosestNearUtopia Před 16 dny +30

      FINALLY!

    • @Sotanaht01
      @Sotanaht01 Před 16 dny +66

      I absolutely despise apple with every fiber of my soul, but if I were still in college I'd probably buy one for that, if it's as good as it looks which I'm sure it isn't, and someone else will probably have a better one in a year if it's not already out and I just haven't heard of it.

    • @angryjoe98
      @angryjoe98 Před 16 dny +10

      For my job that calculator will save me a ton of time solving equations.

    • @Smasher1
      @Smasher1 Před 16 dny +8

      bro did NOT watch the fucking presentation 💀💀

    • @waytoobiased
      @waytoobiased Před 16 dny +37

      @@Smasher1 or maybe they're just not all that excited about AI stuff - I know I'm not
      if I was still using an iPad regularly, I think the new tab bar thing would be most interesting to me in iPadOS 18. As someone who uses MacOS, the iPhone mirroring seems more useful to me than the AI features

  • @arthuraguiar5382
    @arthuraguiar5382 Před 16 dny +783

    I saw the thumbnail and immediately knew a Tim Cook impression was waiting for me

    • @techlinked
      @techlinked  Před 16 dny +331

      Uh oh

    • @realgoose
      @realgoose Před 16 dny +104

      Yeah. Looked for and missed it. I was hoping Riley would recap all of the Apple presentation as Tim Apple.

    • @Quizack
      @Quizack Před 16 dny +18

      @@techlinkedUh Oh Spaghettio

    • @leonkernan
      @leonkernan Před 16 dny +20

      But we did get more Craig, so it balanced out

    • @arthuraguiar5382
      @arthuraguiar5382 Před 16 dny +22

      @@techlinked Top 3 betrayals of all time

  • @SlevinKalevera
    @SlevinKalevera Před 16 dny +579

    "Edge too much" into "manscaped" was the greatest Ad transition ever, and I instantly decided not to skip it, but type this comment instead 🤣

    • @TheManinBlack9054
      @TheManinBlack9054 Před 16 dny +12

      Edging the rizzlers gyatt in Ohio's fanum skibidi

    • @Dragoon710
      @Dragoon710 Před 16 dny +21

      @@TheManinBlack9054 wow you said the brain rot words you are so funny

    • @SlevinKalevera
      @SlevinKalevera Před 16 dny +3

      @@TheManinBlack9054 what what what

    • @themultiverse5447
      @themultiverse5447 Před 16 dny +3

      "but I typed this comment with one hand instead" would have been a lot funnier my guy

    • @lush1us
      @lush1us Před 16 dny

      Did the same then saw yours lmao

  • @Donnerwamp
    @Donnerwamp Před 16 dny +132

    10% less FPS for roughly 30% less power draw sounds like a quick and dirty undervolt.

    • @ThePlayerOfGames
      @ThePlayerOfGames Před 16 dny

      100% they just factory undervolted and thus dodged billions in environmental damage fines through greenwashing

    • @danieloberhofer9035
      @danieloberhofer9035 Před 16 dny +10

      Because that's what it is - just not all static but with a little dynamization added to it. I can't imagine them redoing the whole v/f curve on a per card basis.

    • @rya3190
      @rya3190 Před 16 dny +4

      Would it be good at finding the most efficient voltage level for the conditions (running temps and silicon)?

    • @Donnerwamp
      @Donnerwamp Před 16 dny

      @@rya3190 Depending on the circumstances it probably has the chance to be right more often than you testing every single game you play and changing the V/F curve all the time. But then, the UV I did on my 2080Ti reduced power draw by 30% without performance loss, the one on my 3080Ti reduced powerdraw by 30% with 15% performance gain and on my old 1060 6GB it reduced the power draw by 50% and I lost around 10% performance. Sure, depending on the card 30% less powerdraw at 10% performance loss may be all you can get, but I've seen better numbers online.

  • @SkepticalRaptor
    @SkepticalRaptor Před 16 dny +120

    Half the episode is about Apple, and not ONE DAMN TIM COOK IMPRESSION. It made me cry😢

  • @PhilipWorthington
    @PhilipWorthington Před 16 dny +47

    Well done Riley, you used the word 'rubber' correctly.
    Just to clarify the biscuit Vs cookie situation, here is an explanation I prepared earlier:
    The word biscuit comes from the Latin word 'bis' and 'coctus' which means 'twice baked' (biscotti in modern Italian). They are baked and then dried in a slow oven to help preserve them and that makes them hard. A biscuit has a snap or a crunch, and can be sweet or savoury.
    The word cookie comes from the Dutch word 'koekje' which means 'little cake.' Cookies are moist and soft like cakes, and are usually sweet.
    The word cracker comes from the Dutch 'kracken,' they are thin, flat and hard and so 'crack' when bent, so their name is probably onomatopoeic (as in, they're named after the sound they make). They are usually savoury, and often eaten with other foods such as cheese and chutneys.
    In the UK we usually know the difference between all these foods, and we use the words to distinguish what we mean. However we do sometimes call crackers 'biscuits' as they are really a subset of biscuits.
    In the US, they call both biscuits and cookies 'cookies,' and only distinguish crackers as something different. However, they do have some things such as 'snickerdoodles' that we would simply call 'cookies.'
    American 'biscuits' evolved from 'hardtack' or 'ship's biscuits' which were baked up to four times to make them hard and durable for long sea voyages. They were too hard to eat, and so had to have a drink or a sauce to soften them up before eating - such as a gravy. Over time Americans started adding fat and a raising agent, changing the food significantly to something resembling a scone or a dumpling but keeping the name ‘biscuit’ despite it no longer being twice-baked and hard.
    To the UK mind this is like taking a pizza and swapping the bread for breaded chicken but still calling it pizza rather than chicken parmigiana. American biscuits may not be scones, but they’re not biscuits either. You've obviously made a new dish, just give it a new name.
    To summarise: in the UK generally biscuits are hard and sweet, cookies are soft and sweet, crackers crack and are savoury, which is why they are used for cheese.
    Crackers are essentially a savoury biscuit however, and so in the UK we would usually say 'cheese and biscuits' for the dish, rather than 'cheese and crackers'. If you said 'cheese biscuit,' or 'biscuits for cheese' here, nobody would bat an eyelid.
    On a related note, we also have Christmas crackers, which are decorated cardboard tubes with a small explosive 'snap' in the middle that makes a 'crack' sound when you pull it apart.
    Christmas crackers are therefore also onomatopoeic, but that is the only relation they have to the food with the same name

    • @rajaspoorna6405
      @rajaspoorna6405 Před 16 dny +9

      The hero we need

    • @techlinked
      @techlinked  Před 16 dny +16

      i love u Philip Worthington

    • @dhillaz
      @dhillaz Před 16 dny +2

      I eagerly read your comment ready to clown on you for speaking differently to me, but I just ended up being enlightened instead

  • @Uni_Bro
    @Uni_Bro Před 16 dny +170

    "I don't like to be edged by AI" 🤣

  • @Genekri7
    @Genekri7 Před 16 dny +900

    Apple Intelligence is Almost Innovative

    • @josuealvarez2525
      @josuealvarez2525 Před 16 dny +23

      So close to being on time

    • @innovativeyetaknowledgless9035
      @innovativeyetaknowledgless9035 Před 16 dny

      At this point you’re just jealous. What if you look at it this way: Apple is nice and let’s the other companies have their head start because they’re coming in so strong they’re gonna blow everyone away. How about that huh?

    • @TheOneVertigo
      @TheOneVertigo Před 16 dny +94

      Dude it's still better than freaking Gemini, Google has absolutely sucked of late with their implementation

    • @Villager_U
      @Villager_U Před 16 dny +65

      @@TheOneVertigo idk why they made a separate assistant. Just improve the good old google assistant

    • @Genekri7
      @Genekri7 Před 16 dny +22

      @Villager_U I'm eagerly awaiting Microsoft's ill-advised and half-assed Cortana reboot with full HALO theme and integration with Gemini

  • @joelsittler6997
    @joelsittler6997 Před 16 dny +181

    Hearing Riley talk about iPads feels like going home

  • @mr702s
    @mr702s Před 16 dny +64

    "things can get unstable... If you edge too much" top tier joke right there! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @paulascholz600
    @paulascholz600 Před 16 dny +156

    Riley, one day each week you should give a report dressed as one of the Village People. I can see you in those chaps and cowboy hat now.

    • @techlinked
      @techlinked  Před 16 dny +128

      kinda weird but I'll consider it

    • @helljester8097
      @helljester8097 Před 16 dny +8

      That fantastic moustache would go a long way to making that work…

    • @brokeloser
      @brokeloser Před 16 dny +2

      Young man

    • @brokeloser
      @brokeloser Před 16 dny +2

      there's no need to feel down

  • @TheJoYo
    @TheJoYo Před 16 dny +38

    > "No man was born with those eyebrows."
    What are you saying, those are your eyebrows.

    • @aravindpallippara1577
      @aravindpallippara1577 Před 16 dny +2

      He is no man

    • @hibou647
      @hibou647 Před 16 dny +3

      He's Rileys future self, traveled back in time to lead Apple Intelligence in all its glory.

  • @makramc
    @makramc Před 16 dny +13

    We got iPad calculator before GTA 6 😭😭

  • @felixberger9632
    @felixberger9632 Před 16 dny +15

    Craig force gripping the iPhone was hands-down the best Moment of the Keynote

  • @yucon_man
    @yucon_man Před 16 dny +34

    Edge AI is when the sentient AI almost wipes out humanity, but then back off to let the humans repopulate, only to once again almost wipe them out.
    And yes this is the plot of the matrix.

  • @NerdyX90
    @NerdyX90 Před 16 dny +24

    "Look at your babies first steps and your mom's cyber ghost" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ionutale1950
    @ionutale1950 Před 16 dny +4

    That Siri context sounded a lot like MS Recal function.
    The only difference is that MS said exactly how it works, while Apple omitted the “how it works part” and sold the “what it can do” “how it can de useful”

  • @mahirooyama9424
    @mahirooyama9424 Před 16 dny +31

    “Instead of tens you can have dozens of users”

  • @thedevo01
    @thedevo01 Před 16 dny +13

    Private cloud is the most oxymoronic Apple buzz word I've heard this decade 😂

  • @destoc5661
    @destoc5661 Před 16 dny +150

    Commit sudoku with apple pencil ?!
    Pen pineapple apple intelligence

  • @sebay4654
    @sebay4654 Před 16 dny +13

    Siris "Upgrades" are beginning to sound a lot like Recall

  • @silon7280
    @silon7280 Před 16 dny +15

    i was unironically considering purchasing an apple product for the first time in my life and i wanna thank this video for giving me a quick peek into the apple ecosystem and immediately killing that idea in my mind forever

    • @game_time1633
      @game_time1633 Před 16 dny +1

      just curious why so?

    • @seansingh4421
      @seansingh4421 Před 16 dny +2

      I actually jumped ship from Windows myself. Apple’s been awesome EXCEPT the cursor (mouse). Seriously that and it takes time to get used to the Finder App.

  • @MikeLeos73
    @MikeLeos73 Před 16 dny +18

    *fart sound* "wooo i feel like im there!!!" ☠☠☠☠☠☠☠

  • @indicaNB
    @indicaNB Před 16 dny +92

    im in a goon stage....

  • @mchadz7953
    @mchadz7953 Před 16 dny +2

    The segway for that lawnmower was so smooth it should be criminal💀💀💀

  • @anangera
    @anangera Před 16 dny +2

    This episode should be nominated to the online Oscars

  • @Lightmanone
    @Lightmanone Před 16 dny +63

    Dude. The iMoji.. it's SOOOO easy. Apple dropped the ball on that one....

  • @SirFermin
    @SirFermin Před 16 dny +117

    Remember when Alibaba CEO was conversing with Elon Musk? Jack Ma called AI "Alibaba Intelligence" and Elon's face is like "I'm talking to an idiot"
    Now Apple calls it Apple Intelligence -_-

    • @gvm271
      @gvm271 Před 16 dny +16

      Jack Ma was a good dude

    • @leonkernan
      @leonkernan Před 16 dny

      And Elon immediately went to ban it from his companies

    • @Smasher1
      @Smasher1 Před 16 dny +7

      alibaba sounds like a more unserious company name lol

    • @skeletor7928
      @skeletor7928 Před 16 dny +7

      They're doing a good job at making the first word you associate with Apple be artificial as opposed to natural

    • @kon2kon6
      @kon2kon6 Před 16 dny +2

      Lost me at musk

  • @MarioDude
    @MarioDude Před 16 dny +2

    Craig Federighi will commit sudoku with an Apple Pencil. He’s a deeply troubled man. - Riley, 2024

  • @jimmyjam4038
    @jimmyjam4038 Před 16 dny +3

    Riley- “I’m still better”

  • @ShouTan
    @ShouTan Před 16 dny +6

    So Siri is going to act like MS recall and store all your personal details with access to it.
    Watch a backdoor get added for glowies to easily pull up your dirt using the power of AI.

  • @guyb7995
    @guyb7995 Před 16 dny +3

    People gonna be getting a second phone to hide their activity from Siri 🤣

  • @idomaghic
    @idomaghic Před 16 dny +2

    6:42 Just as we've collectively stopped thinking people talking to themselves in public are crazy, Apple gives us the gift of not knowing whether head shaking and nodding loners are crazies or just responding to Siri.

  • @gregkelly2145
    @gregkelly2145 Před 16 dny +2

    Apple strategy meeting: "OK folks, what have Google and Microsoft been doing? ..... Good, let's copy that and call it something else! Great meeting!"

  • @afjer
    @afjer Před 16 dny +69

    How long before Apple bros claim my magic eraser is a "cleanup" knockoff.

  • @Scion141
    @Scion141 Před 16 dny +5

    I usually don't care about things Apple releases because its everything I've seen before, but that Calculator app was very good.

    • @anonimmouse17
      @anonimmouse17 Před 16 dny

      I know nobody can't do anything about it but there are some bot copied your comment saying same thing and then adding a crypto ad to it (praising something like AWT37X).Just wanted people to be careful.Maybe it can be a scam?

  • @FrancisSims
    @FrancisSims Před 16 dny +1

    Quick bits intro suggestion:
    "Some people have asked why the quick bits aren't even quicker. To those people, I have this to say: Quick her?? I hardly even know her!"

  • @garchompy_1561
    @garchompy_1561 Před 16 dny +13

    Should we be as mad about siri looking at everything on screen and using that information as we were with the windows recall thing? I feel like should be at least a little mad.

    • @alanharper23
      @alanharper23 Před 16 dny +6

      Recall happens passively, regularly taking screenshots of what you’re doing. Siri only looks at the screen when you invoke it and ask about something on the screen, like summarising something or editing a photo.

    • @ChippTheFox
      @ChippTheFox Před 16 dny +1

      Except they lied. Both iOS and windows will be full video recording. MS is under investigation for this right now.

    • @alanharper23
      @alanharper23 Před 16 dny +2

      ​@@ChippTheFox What are your sources for those claims? Particularly with iOS, since it has only just been released in beta to developers.

    • @seanlacroix
      @seanlacroix Před 16 dny

      It’s not even just gonna look at everything in the screen. It’s gonna pull information from your emails, text messages and contact information too. It’s crazy.

    • @H94R
      @H94R Před 16 dny

      one of the bigger issues with recall as far as i’m aware is that is dumps the video files with plain text into an unencrypted folder (when signed in) for anyone to snag if they gain access to your machine via social engineering or malware etc. including passwords fields and sensitive data. siri just uses your screen for context when invoked, and doesn’t store this as a video that can be looked at after the fact. i’m sure it’s more complicated than that? but that’s what i’ve gathered.

  • @andreylucass
    @andreylucass Před 16 dny +9

    Apple just invented Recall

    • @sankaranarayanan616
      @sankaranarayanan616 Před 16 dny +1

      Which feature are you talking about...

    • @ThePlayerOfGames
      @ThePlayerOfGames Před 16 dny +1

      ​@@sankaranarayanan616probably 1:10, though the way it's presented it's a little closer to Google Assistant screenshot. That said I wouldn't bet that Apple aren't feeding all my stored data to an ML algorithm

    • @darcsentor
      @darcsentor Před 16 dny

      And just like Recall, after you decrypt the hard drive, and decode the database all your data will be in plain text but with lots of extra juicy information. Also their cloud partner funded by Microsoft promises not to look at your data. Pinky swear.

  • @spartanipods
    @spartanipods Před 16 dny +8

    5:59 Oh god, they turned the iPad into the Newton… we’re doomed

  • @VanillaSpooks
    @VanillaSpooks Před 16 dny +11

    Apple Intelligence? THE FRUITS HAVE GONE ROGUE!!!

  • @robotparadise
    @robotparadise Před 16 dny +6

    AI holding an iphone in its palm while postulating "Alas poor battery, for I knew it well" - Midjourney

  • @TrioLOLGamers
    @TrioLOLGamers Před 16 dny +4

    Apple: the Android update (powered by Microsoft CHATGPT).

  • @FlameForgedSoul
    @FlameForgedSoul Před 16 dny +3

    Is there anything better than Apple slowly realizing they have to start _working for it_ again? Love to see it.

  • @IXISSV
    @IXISSV Před 16 dny +1

    Being British, that "have you got a rubber" had me laughing 🤣😂😂😂

  • @AmoniaLS
    @AmoniaLS Před 16 dny +1

    Riley is the only one who can make my wife pause BG3 to look and laugh at every news bit

  • @comesignotus9888
    @comesignotus9888 Před 16 dny +21

    Commit sudoku... Priceless!

  • @harshmotwani8084
    @harshmotwani8084 Před 16 dny +3

    ‘Siri has a new icon. It’s AI generated’
    Lmaoo

  • @MyUsualComment
    @MyUsualComment Před 16 dny +1

    Microsoft: Recall can see and retain your actions to improve your experience.
    Consumers: *Freakout*
    Apple: Siri can see and retain your actions to improve your experience.
    Consumers: *Golf clap*

  • @williambrasky3891
    @williambrasky3891 Před 16 dny +1

    Y’all were cookin’ on this one. A goon state? Instant classic.

  • @mikelo1457
    @mikelo1457 Před 16 dny +7

    Finally the proper technews for this

  • @ajk_
    @ajk_ Před 16 dny +4

    3D audio = that thing from the dark knight where you can see where the joker is.

  • @NeonVisual
    @NeonVisual Před 16 dny +1

    image playground sounds like something police would recover from an offender's computer.

  • @Drokkstar_
    @Drokkstar_ Před 16 dny +1

    And people were freaking out about MS's Recall... this is just a different storage format :D (Vector vs RDB)

  • @NihinduAngana
    @NihinduAngana Před 16 dny +5

    wait i have a question?
    So Microsoft Recall is not okay but Siri just collecting all the data from the screen to have personal context is okay?

    • @LogicalError007
      @LogicalError007 Před 16 dny +2

      That's how things go. Google app on Android have access to all the permission by default and nobody bats an eye.
      Google and Apple have way more access to people's data than Microsoft. But only Microsoft is held responsible.

    • @chrisgod1702
      @chrisgod1702 Před 16 dny

      @@LogicalError007well considering Microsoft has been in hot waters multiple times over security breaches, I would wonder why. Apply creates a lot of proprietary technology to ensure peoples data remains in the confines of their databases. I guarantee you, you don’t know what you’re talking about when you say things like “Apple is selling my data.”

    • @NihinduAngana
      @NihinduAngana Před 16 dny

      @@LogicalError007 yeahh i was wondering the same thing.. the phones have so much more access to our data no one bats an eye.. which to me is mind bogglingly scary🫠

    • @kingdelledroghe1957
      @kingdelledroghe1957 Před 16 dny

      A huge part of the keynote was about how Apple does not collect your data that is only stored and processed on device, or for certain cases processed on an apple server that does not store data.
      They talked for like 20 minutes how this process is open for experts to verify that claim that no data is stored.
      Microsoft did not made such commitment.

    • @LogicalError007
      @LogicalError007 Před 16 dny

      @@kingdelledroghe1957 Microsoft literally said that data is stored only locally and does not leave the device and is encrypted.

  • @lostghost8969
    @lostghost8969 Před 16 dny +19

    Apple AI sounds just like Recall.

    • @silverhawkroman
      @silverhawkroman Před 16 dny

      "what? nooo, noooo. " - Mark Wahlberg

    • @innovativeyetaknowledgless9035
      @innovativeyetaknowledgless9035 Před 16 dny +3

      Except the privacy nightmare. And it doesn’t have to be copying. Ever had an idea you thought was original and then you dig into it and find out you’re the last person to think about it?

    • @Quizack
      @Quizack Před 16 dny +9

      It might sound like that to the uneducated viewer, I guess. Except with Apple it's completely all Opt In, on device, or completely separated from OpenAI's servers, so it's privacy focused. None of your data is sent to Apple, or OpenAI. It's anonymized. The privacy implications are on either end of the spectrum.

    • @hastyscorpion
      @hastyscorpion Před 16 dny +1

      If you think that you weren’t listening at all…

    • @ramoncastillo532
      @ramoncastillo532 Před 16 dny +3

      apple doesn't take picture every other moment so no it is nothing like microsoft recall 🤦‍♂go bash microsoft

  • @vr0k3n
    @vr0k3n Před 16 dny +1

    Apple getting Android features years after they've been released on Android and branding them as new always makes me giggle

  • @LuzuVlogsGamer
    @LuzuVlogsGamer Před 16 dny +2

    People are going to become Stalin with the Clean up ,magic eraser for their pictures

  • @TheSimonHxC
    @TheSimonHxC Před 16 dny +3

    That rubber joke caught me off guard 😂

  • @WilliamCarterII
    @WilliamCarterII Před 16 dny +54

    Wait. All of apple's new stuff is just what my Google pixel already does lmao

    • @afjer
      @afjer Před 16 dny +22

      "Oh, but Apple did it so clearly it must be their innovation" ~Apple Fanboy, probably.

    • @angryjoe98
      @angryjoe98 Před 16 dny +9

      I don’t know a single person with a pixel.

    • @CommodoreFan64
      @CommodoreFan64 Před 16 dny +10

      @@angryjoe98 Well you just met one, I'm rocking a Pixel 6a, and waiting for a deal on a Pixel 8a. I've been overall happy with my phone than the one time it overheated while outside in really hot weather last year.

    • @susear5939
      @susear5939 Před 16 dny +7

      ​@@angryjoe98 you must live in the US.
      - sent from Pixel

    • @Ubeogesh
      @Ubeogesh Před 16 dny +2

      They forgot to invent a new name for intents lol

  • @gelfie2208
    @gelfie2208 Před 16 dny +1

    The Scruffy Weird Al sponsor bit was wonderfully meta.

  • @powerdude_dk
    @powerdude_dk Před 16 dny +1

    8:30 Rihley nearly got unstable him self, after saying that 😂
    ...And then cutting directly to a ManScaped sponsor just makes it better 😂😂😂

  • @andreipop1
    @andreipop1 Před 16 dny +15

    You forgot about placing app icons wherever they want. :)))

    • @npcimknot958
      @npcimknot958 Před 16 dny +5

      Lool 😂 we have ai but we can’t customize icons placement.

    • @zaphenath6756
      @zaphenath6756 Před 16 dny +6

      it was TOO brave and revolutionary to talk about. didn't want to blow anyone's mind

    • @onikaru
      @onikaru Před 16 dny +3

      Ah, more features apple added that android has had for years.

    • @scarletspidernz
      @scarletspidernz Před 16 dny +1

      That's new? Back in my day we could do that on them dang fangled androids, now these droids robots don't even have icons

    • @seanlacroix
      @seanlacroix Před 16 dny

      @@npcimknot958actually you can now lol

  • @avenged110
    @avenged110 Před 16 dny +4

    I've literally never wanted my Apple devices to do any of those things. Not surprised, really.

    • @seanlacroix
      @seanlacroix Před 16 dny

      The AI part is only gonna work in the 15 pro and pro max anyway.

    • @avenged110
      @avenged110 Před 16 dny +1

      @@seanlacroix ...and far more notably, anything with an M1 chip or later. I understand I'm not (yet) being forced to use it, but it's still annoying that the company is wasting resources (development and local hardware) on features I actively despise.

    • @seanlacroix
      @seanlacroix Před 16 dny

      @@avenged110 I’m pretty sure you be able to opt out of using it but that remains to be seen.

  • @GreggyMcfly
    @GreggyMcfly Před 16 dny +1

    9:57. You don't call science for a time crime.
    You call PHYSICS for a felony of space time.

  • @brightziee
    @brightziee Před 16 dny +1

    the edging and manscaped sponsorship is too golden lmaoooo

  • @TheRealFrostysaur
    @TheRealFrostysaur Před 16 dny +11

    The one thing I was hyped about this WWDC was seeing Palworld coming to Mac

    • @anonimmouse17
      @anonimmouse17 Před 16 dny

      Uh, idk why i write this when nobody can't do anything about it but there are some bot copied your comment saying same thing and then adding a crypto ad to it (AWT37X or something).Just wanted people to be careful

  • @chef5588
    @chef5588 Před 16 dny +5

    “Apple Intelligence” is like catnip for Android users with a superiority complex

  • @bobhawkey3783
    @bobhawkey3783 Před 16 dny +1

    I like that all the AI assistants really don't know who they are listening to. Imagine having a 3 way conversation with ChatGPT, your wife and yourself. Impossible. But probably hilarious.

  • @SO_Snake
    @SO_Snake Před 16 dny +1

    I love how pretty much all Apple updates are just "Oh look Apple users can do it now too"

  • @hpenvy1106
    @hpenvy1106 Před 16 dny +9

    I actually like the privacy focused angle Apple is taking.

    • @MatthewMS.
      @MatthewMS. Před 16 dny +3

      Why would that matter when everyone else already has it? It’s no longer relevant. 2-step verification/one time passwords has taken care of it for sensitive information.

    • @Gyroso
      @Gyroso Před 16 dny +12

      @@MatthewMS.I think you’re making a mistake there, what you’re talking about is security and not privacy

    • @kimxgamer
      @kimxgamer Před 16 dny +8

      And that's where you are wrong lol, the "privacy" concept is most likely just marketing to consumers.

    • @duploman0003
      @duploman0003 Před 16 dny +1

      @@kimxgamer If it was just marketing they would go out of their way to say that everyone can independently verify the security and privacy…

    • @hpenvy1106
      @hpenvy1106 Před 16 dny +3

      @@MatthewMS. I still don't want to tell the GPT about my live. Not about my worries, about my true problems, my address my name or anything. Because the thought about my individual self getting datamined disgusts me. The insides of my head are my own and I wish to keep it this way.
      @kimxgamer
      How could we know? And if they are doing marketing with a good feature, why not? :)

  • @wir7460
    @wir7460 Před 16 dny

    09:57 hahahaha riley, jakob. the meta humor really added to the bit there well done

  • @FOF275
    @FOF275 Před 16 dny +1

    I feel like half the things companies are now calling AI were things that already existed or things that aren't AI at all

  • @burgunbeerd
    @burgunbeerd Před 16 dny +37

    So did they just announced Microsoft Recall again but word it differently?

    • @DizzyAndHigh
      @DizzyAndHigh Před 16 dny +9

      Good ol' apple. Take an already existing technology and innovate on the name.

    • @Simon-L-B
      @Simon-L-B Před 16 dny +2

      Ummm no, do you even pay attention? Microsoft screenshots everything you do, like a man taking photos of your monitor every second. Apple just uses data you’ve already chosen to save.

    • @MyBohemianDreams
      @MyBohemianDreams Před 16 dny +17

      @@Simon-L-B BS, it does the exact same thing. Did you miss the part of the presentation where they said it actively monitors what you are doing so it can offer suggestions? MS Recall grabs screenshots so that it can scrape the data then it deletes the screenshots. Apple is monitoring everything you do with this active on your device. What is worse about iAI is that it makes the data it collects available to other apps.

    • @the.mikeyy
      @the.mikeyy Před 16 dny

      It does not delete them, they are kept for historical data and eating away your storage ​@@MyBohemianDreams

    • @GabrielRM
      @GabrielRM Před 16 dny +10

      ​@@MyBohemianDreams cherry on top is that recall is local hence the need of an NPU on new laptops, but apple uses their server so you upload you data to their ✨private servers✨ whatever that means. And somehow, apple users can't even use this unless they have the 15pro lmao

  • @victorchong1557
    @victorchong1557 Před 16 dny +5

    You heard it here. Android Intelligence trumps Apple Intelligence.
    You can uninstall the Gemini and ChatGPT apps but with Siri, they baked Sam Altman into your Apple piephone. 😂

    • @JonGretarB
      @JonGretarB Před 16 dny +1

      Pretty sure you can just disable the GPT thing.

  • @dawsongrunzweig6382
    @dawsongrunzweig6382 Před 16 dny +2

    ALMOST getting another Tim Cook impression from Riley was the most exciting part of the WWDC keynote

  • @cl114c0777498d
    @cl114c0777498d Před 15 dny

    i love the branding of "smart reply", it really sets the feature apart from "dumb replies", which is implicitly the classification for me trying to write things myself.

  • @Vahlsten
    @Vahlsten Před 16 dny +7

    So I guess Apple has accidentally hired people from the Android and Windows camps to bring them to 2010 with customisation and usabiliti features! WoW Innovative! Stunning and Brave!

    • @yensteel
      @yensteel Před 16 dny +2

      Finally someone had the common sense to allow windows snap to be a feature. 10 years too late.

    • @staskozak8118
      @staskozak8118 Před 16 dny +1

      @@yensteel, it was patented by MS and patent expired.

    • @yensteel
      @yensteel Před 16 dny +1

      @@staskozak8118 Wonderful! Thank you for the information, it makes so much sense. It was smart of Microsoft as well.

  • @IskDude980222
    @IskDude980222 Před 16 dny +10

    Did Rily just, Mew?

  • @buddhabrot
    @buddhabrot Před 16 dny +2

    after what snowden has shown us, we should not trust apple when it comes to their privacy statements.

  • @phipsi3922
    @phipsi3922 Před 16 dny +2

    That Powercolor thing seems something you could easily achieve with a slight underclock and/or undervolt. This is in line what i see on my underclocked 6800xt

  • @Caladian
    @Caladian Před 16 dny +18

    And of course, I don't see anyone giving the same hate to Apple AI learning everything you do, as compared to the hate generated for Windows Recall. The coolaid is strong. *for those the misinterpret because English is hard, I hate it on no matter the platform*

    • @superioropinion6421
      @superioropinion6421 Před 16 dny +14

      You see. It cool when Apple do it because they wouldn't store images that user deleted years ago- oh wait.

    • @pseudoki
      @pseudoki Před 16 dny

      @@superioropinion6421 that apple photos bug had more to do with how photos were dereferenced on the phone's storage. It still was absolutely insane that that was missed a long time ago.
      I think all in all, they did a good job today of being hyper specific about not uploading any of this generated context, except for ad-hoc queries that are e2e encrypted. They probably were already doing a lot of things to mitigate cloud use due to the general caution that a lot of people and companies have to ChatGPT usage, but they saw the backlash that Recall got and tripled down on the privacy wordage lol.

    • @pedrozaalfredo
      @pedrozaalfredo Před 16 dny

      @@superioropinion6421new update fixes that bug

    • @dennvenger
      @dennvenger Před 16 dny

      It's redundant to say Apple AI

    • @Caladian
      @Caladian Před 16 dny

      @@dennvenger Nice try, when I say Apple AI I'm not using their lame 'rebrand' of AI

  • @onikaru
    @onikaru Před 16 dny +5

    WOOOOO APPLE GAVE PEOPLE BARE MINIMUM MINOR UPDATES ANDROIDS HAD FOR YEAAARSSSSS, WOOOOOOOO

    • @dodo19923
      @dodo19923 Před 16 dny

      That's wild (no one outside of the weird circlejerk of Apple VS Android actually gives a shit about any of the techie stuff as long as the phone does the basics)

  • @turambar304
    @turambar304 Před 16 dny +2

    Riley is so good at this.

  • @Ghx0st-
    @Ghx0st- Před 16 dny +1

    Chuckling in the first 1:30 already. Today's a good day

  • @vikram7667
    @vikram7667 Před 16 dny +5

    Meanwhile Americans after 2 to 3 years.
    Q. What is the full form of AI ?
    A. Apple intelligence

  • @BradLR
    @BradLR Před 16 dny +26

    funny how apple gets praise for their AI while everyone else that has been doing the same thing for months now is always criticized

    • @hastyscorpion
      @hastyscorpion Před 16 dny +8

      They haven’t been doing the same thing wut?

    • @TheRealFrostysaur
      @TheRealFrostysaur Před 16 dny +1

      The criticism is there, it’s just buried by all the pro Apple stuff

    • @BradLR
      @BradLR Před 16 dny +14

      @@hastyscorpion all the AI features they "created" already exist on other platforms.

    • @TheThirdPrice
      @TheThirdPrice Před 16 dny +27

      I'll criticize apple as much as the next guy, but I'm supposed to be upset they took their time with a solid product line rather than wasting time with the 'windows copilot' technique?

    • @Daktyl198
      @Daktyl198 Před 16 dny

      I don't get comments like this. There is 1000% more apple criticism than there ever is "pro apple" stuff. Just look at the comments on this very video. Android users are SO offended that apple exists, all the time, everywhere. They will consume 10x more apple content than Apple users just to complain about Apple in the comments.
      You've all managed to gaslight yourself into thinking that there's some "apple brigade" coming to take your Android phones away when most Apple users don't give a fuck about the "phone wars" and just... use their phones.

  • @seraph_dalgon_9216
    @seraph_dalgon_9216 Před 16 dny +1

    Isn’t this just Recall but since it’s Apple everyone suddenly has no problem with their privacy being at risk

  • @itsROMPERS...
    @itsROMPERS... Před 16 dny +1

    The most amazing thing was how they made all the women wear identical gaucho pants, or something.
    They all wore super wide bells cropped away above the ankle.
    Yeah ... Ok.

  • @evozeus
    @evozeus Před 16 dny +5

    So they just introduced stuff almost all other companies already have by now, and boast about it? that's crazy.

    • @waytoobiased
      @waytoobiased Před 16 dny +8

      generally, Apple's shtick is that they introduce things that already exist, but seek to implement those things more seamlessly/with better design than anyone else.
      It's worked in the past, with the iPhone and Apple Silicon. We'll see how it goes here

    • @flippa4220
      @flippa4220 Před 16 dny +1

      Their implementation sounds better than anything I’ve seen before. IMO it’s a good mix and promises to be a good ecosystem for developers

    • @evozeus
      @evozeus Před 16 dny +2

      ​@@waytoobiased that's not it.
      it's just that no one is as good as them at making ads.
      Their claimed improvements are seamless only in the ads, as can be seen from various "in depth" reviews.
      But if you are considering stuff like not having a back gesture "seamless", then yeah it's seamless.
      As for base design, that's subjective, and not something to use for basis of comparison.

    • @waytoobiased
      @waytoobiased Před 16 dny

      @@evozeus oh, their marketing is definitely a huge part of it, and they definitely miss sometimes (again, we'll have to see how this goes in that department).
      But if you compare products like the original Macintosh, the iMac, the iBook, Mac OS X, the iPod, and the iPhone to what was going on at the time in their respective markets, no one else had gotten the formula down the way they had.
      Just about all smartphones today use many of the UI innovations of the original iPhone as fundamental parts of their experiences, and that's because the design WORKED.

    • @evozeus
      @evozeus Před 16 dny

      ​@@waytoobiased They had great innovations back in the day, not anymore. Now they're only taking up used ideas and refining them as they see fit. Even then i think they refine one or two aspects of it and leave the rest. Only those few aspects are showcased in the ads.
      Lock screen for example, its shown to have great face id, and somehow they're able to convince everyone that it is peak; yet nobody will mention the lack of a fingerprint sensor.
      Now people are excited about home screen customization. They added a few necessary features but nothing beyond that. It's like nova launcher from many years back, with a modern aesthetic.
      Now the common notion around this would be ios has a great design and less features, and android more features with bad design.
      The truth however is that android has both design and features. No they did not bring the design in the best way possible. That has been done many years ago by google in their pixel phones.
      So apple doesn't have the best designs, and doesn't have the best functionality. What are we praising it for then? Appears to me only people praising such features are those who don't bother to check out other phones.

  • @ryanhamstra49
    @ryanhamstra49 Před 16 dny +6

    Does that mean Siri will finally be useful?

    • @philiprobar
      @philiprobar Před 16 dny +2

      Not unless you have an iPhone 15 Pro or Max.

    • @user-db6og8zg6w
      @user-db6og8zg6w Před 16 dny

      only for iPhone 15 pro tho

    • @innovativeyetaknowledgless9035
      @innovativeyetaknowledgless9035 Před 16 dny +1

      Personally I think it’s been useful. It can’t get me info, but it’ll send a text message and answer a call. That’s already super useful.

    • @ryanhamstra49
      @ryanhamstra49 Před 16 dny

      @@innovativeyetaknowledgless9035it’s not horrible, but the amount of times I’ve asked it what seems like a simple task and it tells me it can’t do it.

  • @Americanbadashh
    @Americanbadashh Před 16 dny +1

    FFXV was released on PC in 2018, and is originally from 2016 on consoles. Not quite sure why it's still being used as a major benchmark.

  • @SKCro.
    @SKCro. Před 16 dny +1

    4:39: I used to abuse the hidden "Subject" field (which can be enabled in Messages settings) to get bold text in iMessages - the only problems are that it obviously can't be used for inline bold text, and you have to enter _something_ in the message field (a single space or period works but looks awkward) or else the subject will be sent as a standard message, meaning it won't be bold.

  • @pkgtech
    @pkgtech Před 16 dny +3

    Is it available for iPhone 15

    • @N00B283
      @N00B283 Před 16 dny +5

      Nope only pro

    • @raminal-jarah4915
      @raminal-jarah4915 Před 16 dny +3

      Only the pro models unfortunately. There is also excepted to be exclusive Ai features of the iPhone 16 models.

    • @wordsmith451
      @wordsmith451 Před 16 dny +1

      lol

    • @Gurenn83
      @Gurenn83 Před 16 dny +4

      Not even surprised knowing it is from Apple.
      "Buy your mom an iphone. *

    • @philiprobar
      @philiprobar Před 16 dny +1

      Nope, Apple is giving the rest of us the finger.

  • @heart022
    @heart022 Před 16 dny +5

    Google's gotta lock in now with their AI stuff because they've been kinda embarrassing themselves with how crap their implementation is

    • @keithbrown7685
      @keithbrown7685 Před 16 dny

      But whose implementation *isn't* crappy and suspect??

  • @nkillick
    @nkillick Před 16 dny +1

    Cookies are dropped from a wet dough. Biscuits are cut from rolled out stiffer dough. :-) They're not upside down cookies. :-)

  • @akin242002
    @akin242002 Před 15 dny

    Really 3 good things:
    - Math notes on the iPad. Wish I had that while taking econometrics in college.
    - Integrating OpenAI for trivia question generation.
    - High quality security for AI... assuming it really is secure. Good to wait for independent reviews.