Took My Uber Driver on a Date (pt2)

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  • Shooting my shot w/ an Uber Driver... again.
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  • @kennedykizer9538
    @kennedykizer9538 Před 5 lety +3231

    I just love how his Uber rating is what he was worried about not the fact that he just heard his date was his Uber drivers wife😂

    • @RavenDots115
      @RavenDots115 Před 5 lety +46

      And on top of that, the rating that he is SO concerned about maintaining is a 4.8 😂 🍺 But then again, some Uber drivers are pretty harsh with the rating too 🤔

    • @Flybird504
      @Flybird504 Před 5 lety +10

      So true 😂😂😂

    • @caseyhansen4467
      @caseyhansen4467 Před 5 lety +9

      Priorities 😂😂

    • @notsocooldude7720
      @notsocooldude7720 Před 2 lety

      Wow it’s almost like that’s the joke

    • @jacquemiskel8870
      @jacquemiskel8870 Před 2 lety

      Shut up

  • @Fladoodle3456
    @Fladoodle3456 Před 5 lety +6495

    RIP plant taking the shots for Swoozie 😂

  • @truereviewsportsnews5692
    @truereviewsportsnews5692 Před 4 lety +809

    *”didn’t care if I offended them at this point”*
    You know it’s real when u feel like that

  • @economicinfo823
    @economicinfo823 Před 4 lety +1317

    6:33
    “A girl that smokes cigarettes, an instant turn off” Swoozie 2019 AMEN girls (and guys ) take notes!

    • @whatif3271
      @whatif3271 Před 4 lety +53

      @Brian i mean good for you but remember to smoke where no one is (even pets), and don't date, bc it'll be sad for your liver to have to have their spouse taken away from them so early

    • @whatif3271
      @whatif3271 Před 4 lety +47

      @Brian not really

    • @emwilson2861
      @emwilson2861 Před 4 lety +23

      Brian ok cool guy, still gross

    • @completelylucid7596
      @completelylucid7596 Před 4 lety +8

      @@emwilson2861 Lol dont know many people who smoke cause it's cool unless you're 13. Dude clearly doesn't give a shit if you think its gross

    • @longangrysausage3495
      @longangrysausage3495 Před 4 lety +1

      Drew Menck YESS

  • @PearlGurl14
    @PearlGurl14 Před 5 lety +2981

    Smartest rule ever to not drink drinks that you didn't see get poured from the bottle, you neeeever know
    "Smells like roofies to me" (scary but hilarious) lmao!😂

    • @michaelubarri847
      @michaelubarri847 Před 4 lety +20

      how do you know the whole bottle isn't rooffied though?

    • @raindrop9314
      @raindrop9314 Před 4 lety +10

      Michael Ubarri too shay so pour sum for everybody

    • @computernerd8157
      @computernerd8157 Před 2 lety +3

      Only drink with people you trust and known for years. I mean any drink. I dont take water from people I dont too well.

  • @brennanb6001
    @brennanb6001 Před 5 lety +1115

    This man really goes out here risking his life just to give us some juicy stories.
    Respect.

  • @Epicvibes999
    @Epicvibes999 Před 4 lety +602

    Swoozie Detector : Active
    : Expensive car
    : Unknown Drinks
    : Expensive Food
    : Unknown Location
    Conditions Met :
    Human Trafficking: *Plausible*

  • @dr.dirtydan497
    @dr.dirtydan497 Před 4 lety +1132

    Props for swoozie for not titling this video: I TOOK MY UBER DRIVER ON A DATE (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL) (HUMAN TRAFFICKING) (ALMOST GONE MISSING)

  • @andreapare4453
    @andreapare4453 Před 5 lety +3922

    It is actually really creepy what the people did, glad you went home instead and didn't drink their drinks!

    • @camyj769
      @camyj769 Před 5 lety +24

      Andrea Pare or else we wouldn’t b able to c anymore videos 🥺

    • @lbspartyhouse8265
      @lbspartyhouse8265 Před 4 lety +61

      Camy J it’s not about the videos, it’s about his safety as a person

    • @SilkyLew
      @SilkyLew Před rokem +2

      @@lbspartyhouse8265 it's always about the videos

    • @williamtran3208
      @williamtran3208 Před rokem +2

      @@camyj769 WOW!!

    • @williamtran3208
      @williamtran3208 Před rokem +1

      @@lbspartyhouse8265 That’s true!

  • @tinktink360
    @tinktink360 Před 5 lety +2632

    That whole thing sounded hella suspect. I would’ve dipped immediately if I was in that situation.

    • @bigmanguyfella9386
      @bigmanguyfella9386 Před 5 lety +21

      Swoozie is insane...

    • @HackersSun
      @HackersSun Před 5 lety +43

      Yeah no kidding
      I would be out as soon it was a club
      Good place for too much commotion and no one to notice.

    • @urmomsuber2397
      @urmomsuber2397 Před 5 lety +41

      I woulda dipped when she started smoking

    • @5ivestar65
      @5ivestar65 Před 5 lety +1

      1k Like was me

    • @Ars_Arcanum
      @Ars_Arcanum Před 5 lety +7

      That profile pic is me in that type of situation

  • @LostOnceLefthanded
    @LostOnceLefthanded Před 4 lety +962

    So she took you to a expensive restaurant first to see your reaction and check if you are worth robbing. Then immediately after took you to his gang and spent the whole evening trying to get an alibi from various strangers at the bar, since she's the first suspect after your disappearance. And since you didn't trust the drinks her friends were pouring you, they had to have her give you a spiked cocktail to get you to drink it. And off she goes to strengthen her alibi. They must have been so annoyed roofies didn't seem to have any effect on you for hours. So they tried to get you while sober. They even went as far as offering their carkeys to a guy that apparently had been drinking like a sponge all night.

    • @fatguygetsmad6954
      @fatguygetsmad6954 Před 3 lety +98

      That's such a scry thing to happen

    • @nabeelhakeem3593
      @nabeelhakeem3593 Před 3 lety +20

      What would have they planned to do in usual circumstances

    • @doncorlllll
      @doncorlllll Před 3 lety +29

      Yall must stay in Arkansas 😂😂😂 any big city nigga knows this = a crazy orgy

    • @vaughan1109
      @vaughan1109 Před 3 lety +5

      You smart dude

    • @maplesyrup1223
      @maplesyrup1223 Před 3 lety +62

      Damn, I didn’t even realize the reason she gone was to solidify an alibi, Jesus that’s some scary shit man.

  • @anthanyingram3333
    @anthanyingram3333 Před 4 lety +527

    “Stupid question where’s Justine”
    “Oh she’s getting more girls to bring to the house”
    Kill bill sirens!!!!!!!

  • @YennieFer
    @YennieFer Před 5 lety +4705

    "No alcohol for meeee..This is a Christian hotline..Byeeeeee." XD

  • @robofirenoel6351
    @robofirenoel6351 Před 5 lety +5280

    This was 100% human trafficking.
    Everyone in the group randomly had a ton of money and super nice cars.
    Justine was ‘randomly’ an Uber driver despite having an expensive car to ‘meet new people’
    They start ‘randomly’ giving suspicious drinks and everyone there is acting suspicious.
    They literally tried to force you to get in their car with them so you could go back to their house.
    This shit got me spooked👀

    • @greghannibal
      @greghannibal Před 5 lety +516

      Also Justine was "wrangling" girls. Yeah, either that or some human sacrifice kind of thing.

    • @bryane2514
      @bryane2514 Před 5 lety +428

      Im so glad Swoozie got out of that situation. I dont want to imagine what would happen if he went missing.

    • @Z2Z9
      @Z2Z9 Před 5 lety +229

      Should report her to the ops

    • @nightdiv
      @nightdiv Před 5 lety +114

      You really think so? I mean he lives in usa and is pretty well know youtuber so I kinda doubt.. but they def sound weird. Maybe they just wanted to bang him or something so bad lmao.. otherwise human trafficking sounds scary af. The more I read about it/ see docs etc it scares tf out of me as well. But this case shouldn’t have been one of those as also women are more likely to get trafficked etc. but definitely would have wanted to know what they wanted out of him (or who these people are)

    • @gangstamcducko4759
      @gangstamcducko4759 Před 5 lety +9

      And the drinks

  • @bandits1613
    @bandits1613 Před 3 lety +384

    “I’m getting sus vibes”
    Swoozie is literally ahead of his time.

    • @MrBillyBob0
      @MrBillyBob0 Před 3 lety +11

      Amogus!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @scottbenigno738
      @scottbenigno738 Před 3 lety +9

      bruh he really was, heard him say sus and remembered this was in 2019

    • @paladinporkchop
      @paladinporkchop Před 3 lety +14

      I mean, people said “that’s sus” or “hmm, suspicious” before Among Us existed

    • @growingoaks
      @growingoaks Před 3 lety +14

      “Sus” was actually a term in the hiphop community LONG before among us popularized it. 😂

    • @growingoaks
      @growingoaks Před 3 lety +5

      @@scottbenigno738 i been sayin sus since like 2017 lmao fym 😂 it aint new at allllLLLL

  • @Frustratiing
    @Frustratiing Před 5 lety +569

    1995: don’t get into a car with strangers
    2019: UbEr

    • @NERDANANZI
      @NERDANANZI Před 4 lety +10

      EXACTLY HOW I FEEL!!!!

    • @archiethegeezer7976
      @archiethegeezer7976 Před 4 lety +8

      Not gonna lie, Uber is literally no different to taxis which have been around for ages so it's not just Uber.

    • @squidwardtentacles7144
      @squidwardtentacles7144 Před 4 lety +6

      @@archiethegeezer7976 Fr to me they were just advanced taxis. At first I didn't even understand why Uber was a thing until I saw all the new features it has.

    • @bryanhawkins9418
      @bryanhawkins9418 Před 3 lety +4

      I think its a little different when you factor in having the driver's information, and the driver passing a background check...

    • @Edward_prada
      @Edward_prada Před 3 lety +1

      1995 : taxi

  • @tryyhard3805
    @tryyhard3805 Před 5 lety +2035

    They runnin a whole human trafficking business through Uber💀

    • @trinitygreen2842
      @trinitygreen2842 Před 5 lety +5

      Tru dat

    • @trinitygreen2842
      @trinitygreen2842 Před 5 lety +95

      @ya2pir2gojlr he's a CZcamsr he would be worth more. They were trying to give him unknown drinks multiple times. Then taking random women into rooms, they were prolly trafficking them. Then they insisted in trying to get him in the car and go to some unknown house. And how Justine kept disappearing...and remember that they asked was he drunk while giving him those unknown drinks..... He almost got trafficked.

    • @aesthera.
      @aesthera. Před 5 lety +65

      @ya2pir2gojlr Or because he's attractive. And not necessarily just women, could also be men. And they'd likely get him hooked on some serious drugs so he'd never be cognizant enough to leave. He should go to the police and provide her picture and have her investigated. I don't think his fame had anything to do with it.

    • @switchfan9471
      @switchfan9471 Před 5 lety +9

      This could be a future SVU episode
      SwooZie should submit a draft to the directors

    • @RnB4Music
      @RnB4Music Před 5 lety +15

      i heard in i think it was "creepy uber stories" or something like that where there was a human trafficking scheme going on

  • @bradvan8156
    @bradvan8156 Před 5 lety +2347

    Fr fr this could’ve been a horror story if swoozie changed the music and everything lol

  • @bakafangirl5838
    @bakafangirl5838 Před 4 lety +618

    If I ever run a bar, I’m going to make sure I have as many potted plants around as possible so people can dump their drinks in them if they feel uncomfortable 🌱👏

  • @iFanominul
    @iFanominul Před 4 lety +247

    I went to Howlin Ray’s yesterday and I told them SWooZie sent me and 6 workers jumped me.

  • @DavidFarquharsonPhotography
    @DavidFarquharsonPhotography Před 5 lety +1036

    Smells Drink👃🏾:
    *“Smells like roofies to me”* 🥃🤨
    Lmfaooooo 😂

    • @okthen3397
      @okthen3397 Před 5 lety +2

      CardiUno 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BoiZee
    @BoiZee Před 5 lety +940

    “THATS MY WIFE!”
    TOP TEN WTF ANIME PLOT TWISTS 🤣😂

  • @spookyninja1261
    @spookyninja1261 Před 4 lety +123

    “Arybody in yo clique a CEO?”
    I’m dying😂😂😂

  • @brettmillerlive
    @brettmillerlive Před 4 lety +91

    sWooZie: 🧐
    Justine: 😡
    the Plant: ☠️

  • @braxtondurley1995
    @braxtondurley1995 Před 5 lety +5098

    So you're telling me that you took an uber to pick up an uber driver???

  • @sarah_oz
    @sarah_oz Před 5 lety +784

    honestly real talk. I love how u actually use ur head in situations like this and actually evaluate what the hell is going on. usually people ignore their gut instincts and roll with the punches but youre just like "the hell with all of u I don't wanna get peer pressured and die in some random persons house" 😂

    • @danielatoralvargas9566
      @danielatoralvargas9566 Před 5 lety +15

      It's because he is not white. POCs are always taught to go with your gut identifying it as more of a religious feeling, tho. Idk if I explained myself correctly

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Před 5 lety +7

      @@danielatoralvargas9566 I'd say it has nothing to do with race or religion, but if someone loved you growing up, hopefully they cared enough to tell you to listen to your gut instincts and hopefully you're not stubborn enough to ignore it. Have respect for yourself at least, if not for the person giving you that advice.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Před 5 lety +2

      Your comment is the same as mine. I'm so happy he pumped the brakes on that invite.

    • @danielatoralvargas9566
      @danielatoralvargas9566 Před 5 lety

      @@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley maybe I'm having a very subjective POV, since I'm a Latina living in South America, and for me going with your gut is a POC thing, because white people usually do stupid things in this situations, in my not-at-all objective opinion, hope I'm not offending anyone, just my two cents regarding my experience

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Před 5 lety

      @@danielatoralvargas9566 It could be that tourist desire for something off the beaten path but I say there's a time and a place for everything. Here in the US, we don't hear too many great things that happen to tourists in South America and definitely not when you stray from the tourist areas, so I can understand your point of view.

  • @annabambamjerky
    @annabambamjerky Před 4 lety +60

    When they first got to the club I was legit thinking “wait... who are these people again and why is Adande with them again?” 😂 he said when he’s suspicious he assesses the situation, I RUN.

  • @francheskas5233
    @francheskas5233 Před 5 lety +119

    I love how they all knew you had alcohol in your system, they are willing to give you the keys to their car!
    Proud of you swoozie for not drinking and driving ❤️🙌🏻

    • @anakinskywalker3672
      @anakinskywalker3672 Před 3 lety +5

      No they thought he did. He didn’t drink anything if you watched the video

  • @jonn3124
    @jonn3124 Před 5 lety +2868

    The plant was probably the MVP of the club

  • @lucascerbino1419
    @lucascerbino1419 Před 5 lety +4337

    I feel like we need another part to this. So many unanswered questions!

    • @jackcook7415
      @jackcook7415 Před 5 lety +20

      LUCAS CERBINO fr

    • @inqwell4007
      @inqwell4007 Před 5 lety +24

      Agreed with this guy

    • @InfinityReptar
      @InfinityReptar Před 5 lety +107

      I know right, maybe human trafficking? This shit is scary

    • @8LiterallyJustTheNumber8
      @8LiterallyJustTheNumber8 Před 5 lety +139

      I mean, if there was a part 3 it probably would have been on the news not youtube. I'm glad it ended with Adande making a smart decision

    • @dauvone.5772
      @dauvone.5772 Před 4 lety +2

      LUCAS CERBINO it was so good and interesting too

  • @tonkofwisdom3788
    @tonkofwisdom3788 Před 4 lety +103

    Safe to say this man narrowly avoided some human trafficking thing

  • @tyuk17
    @tyuk17 Před 4 lety +69

    "Clearly this girl has expensive taste" really.... You'd think 100k cars would tip u off with that idea 😂🤣

  • @nataliasanchez5389
    @nataliasanchez5389 Před 5 lety +1828

    He called a Uber to pick up a Uber driver 😂

    • @chelseabruh4346
      @chelseabruh4346 Před 5 lety +6

      Lmaoo

    • @Superfan109
      @Superfan109 Před 5 lety +33

      Oh the irony lol. Even MORE awkward that that other other Uber driver had relations with the first one lmao 😂

    • @warpzone8421
      @warpzone8421 Před 5 lety +15

      He got picked up by an uber driver he called an uber driver to pick up.

    • @courtneyhayes6597
      @courtneyhayes6597 Před 5 lety

      I couldn't get over that...lol

    • @cameronmcfadden6520
      @cameronmcfadden6520 Před 5 lety

      drinking. what else

  • @AmigoRigo
    @AmigoRigo Před 5 lety +978

    Uber Driver:
    Swoozie: Fine I'll go out with you

  • @PatrioticImposter
    @PatrioticImposter Před 4 lety +39

    **"My shift is almost over so im swaying from side-to-side dance"**

  • @TheDAExperience
    @TheDAExperience Před 4 lety +16

    the fact he was more concerned about the star rating on uber had me dying

  • @manimations7007
    @manimations7007 Před 5 lety +655

    Smart move ma dude. When strangers act too friendly like that definitely red flags are going off like a race track XD

    • @HackersSun
      @HackersSun Před 5 lety +11

      Yeah too friendly and making him do things he didn't want to do.
      Really bad
      Really *_REALLY_* bad

  • @DJvsEverybody
    @DJvsEverybody Před 5 lety +6075

    Swoozie would've gone missing and we would've sat here wondering why he hasn't made any videos in 6 months lol

    • @ziadqahtani6663
      @ziadqahtani6663 Před 5 lety +308

      Nah, we would consider it to be normal.

    • @zamzamai
      @zamzamai Před 5 lety +100

      @@ziadqahtani6663 Lmao true but I still take quality over quantity 🤷‍♂️

    • @nathanmugari9531
      @nathanmugari9531 Před 5 lety +9

      ItsDJ shoutout to blacksen

    • @Bsalais15
      @Bsalais15 Před 5 lety +82

      I think we can conclude her small business was trafficking

    • @thunderthrustable
      @thunderthrustable Před 5 lety +2

      ItsDJ 1 thousandth like😬😐

  • @sherlynalarcon6970
    @sherlynalarcon6970 Před 5 lety +21

    “That is my wife” I wasssssss dead down laughing

  • @juniorbunior142
    @juniorbunior142 Před 3 lety +25

    SWooZie:”I start getting sus vibes”
    SWooZie predicted among us

    • @garry1089
      @garry1089 Před 3 lety

      I know you are a small child (probably)
      But sus means suspicious
      If for some reason you don’t know what suspicious is, look it up, sus is the short way to say suspicious.

    • @juniorbunior142
      @juniorbunior142 Před 3 lety +3

      @@garry1089 I know you’re gonna be on r/wooosh because I was joking

  • @Infernoflameblast
    @Infernoflameblast Před 5 lety +3235

    But what happened to Justine? Where did she go in the end? We want part 3!!

    • @ft.myself2894
      @ft.myself2894 Před 5 lety +2

      yees

    • @BlackCover95
      @BlackCover95 Před 5 lety +41

      Omnipotentbeastie
      This video *is* Part Two.

    • @nniikunz
      @nniikunz Před 5 lety +108

      He didn’t go tho, so this is basically it 🤷🏽‍♀️ I wanted to know wtf was going on too lol

    • @DC...
      @DC... Před 5 lety +26

      Omnipotentbeastie
      He knows her husband and you know he knows some stuff.

    • @user-vm6om3jg2n
      @user-vm6om3jg2n Před 5 lety

      No we don't.

  • @LayLowandBeEazy
    @LayLowandBeEazy Před 5 lety +940

    Lmao that blockbuster girl cameo was amazing I was so weak 😭😂😂😭😭😂

  • @KaizoKen
    @KaizoKen Před 5 lety +39

    That Plant Is GoNe! 🌱🥃

  • @thaddeuscramer2312
    @thaddeuscramer2312 Před 3 lety +27

    That’s so scary, but also, Swoozie does a weirdly good job here modelling ways to get out of a situation like this. I don’t hear a lot of cis dudes who pay attention to that kind of thing but thank goodness he did!

  • @Extremeredfox
    @Extremeredfox Před 5 lety +1629

    The real question is what kind of businesses did this lady start up and is running. That's what I want to know.

    • @skrubby160
      @skrubby160 Před 5 lety +185

      Extremeredfox trafficking?

    • @markomav
      @markomav Před 5 lety +146

      selling black people

    • @nightdiv
      @nightdiv Před 5 lety +49

      I want to know too, what ceo she was etc. also since he knows their names and they are so public I doubt if they traffic humans they would get exposed. If they don’t it’s time to expose them and investigate, because human trafficking is very serious...

    • @casperr1299
      @casperr1299 Před 5 lety +26

      legally in the U.S she can't start up her own company like that at 15 so I call bullshit

    • @TinyAndFluffy
      @TinyAndFluffy Před 5 lety +14

      @@casperr1299 With your parents help, you absolutely can. I heard a story on the news a long time ago about a kid that was between 10-12 (i dont remember) I think and he had an extremely successful business, but his parents were also very supportive. I think legally speaking, you need to have your parents be a partner or the temp owner until you're allowed to legally say you're the CEO.

  • @off.tha.h00k
    @off.tha.h00k Před 5 lety +852

    Low Key that plant was getting WaStEd 😂

    • @switchfan9471
      @switchfan9471 Před 5 lety +11

      that plant possibly got drugged since that drink was possibly roofitted (insert Family Guy joke here)

    • @by3pest
      @by3pest Před 5 lety +1

      Yay, a relevant meme. Cool! Topical!

    • @kainznathan5921
      @kainznathan5921 Před 5 lety +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @battoir
    @battoir Před 4 lety +12

    Swoozie doing a spanish accent gets me all the time 😭

  • @CC-xi1hg
    @CC-xi1hg Před 5 lety +68

    Also this is legit terrifying. I am so glad God kept you safe!

  • @RecordToDeathToBoredom
    @RecordToDeathToBoredom Před 5 lety +2964

    So... Anyone gonna call the cops to investigate on Justine and her comrades of rich AF traffickers?

    • @okaykh-o5316
      @okaykh-o5316 Před 5 lety +41

      DeathToBoredom no. She could literally be innocent of being a trafficker. Just report the stuff you know about.

    • @RecordToDeathToBoredom
      @RecordToDeathToBoredom Před 5 lety +293

      @@okaykh-o5316 That's what the word "investigate" is for. It means to find out whether that's actually the case or not. However, it's very unlikely she's innocent.

    • @Neanzo
      @Neanzo Před 5 lety +89

      Yeah fr if this is human trafficking it's pretty serious

    • @Ablazeslinky492
      @Ablazeslinky492 Před 5 lety +23

      There’s not a lot of evidence to go off of

    • @LostOnceLefthanded
      @LostOnceLefthanded Před 4 lety +28

      @@Ablazeslinky492 ye there's 0 evidence of anything. Officer please these rich kids were trying to give me drinks at bar and let me drive their rich kids car while I told them i'm wasted af.

  • @Silppy
    @Silppy Před 5 lety +1628

    Who else thought that the first sec of the vid thought it was an ad😂

  • @CC-xi1hg
    @CC-xi1hg Před 5 lety +53

    "This is the Christian hotline byeeEEEEE" Dude SAME. Good on ya!

  • @nicholass.6384
    @nicholass.6384 Před 4 lety +11

    “First of all, he says it like an assassin.”

  • @tiaran83
    @tiaran83 Před 5 lety +273

    That plant is having the time of its life.

  • @princessof96
    @princessof96 Před 5 lety +1417

    If you were supposed to be drunk. Why were you given the keys to the fancy car 😂

    • @JonDoe-wk9qc
      @JonDoe-wk9qc Před 5 lety +153

      *that's* your problem with this whole scenario?

    • @tomkasjanowicz1654
      @tomkasjanowicz1654 Před 5 lety +26

      I recon they wanted maybe him to crash the car while drunk and get money out of him?

    • @sarenaa1307
      @sarenaa1307 Před 5 lety +19

      @@JonDoe-wk9qc I had a friend who passed away from getting hit by a drunk driver so it is quite a problem

    • @scifikoala
      @scifikoala Před 5 lety +9

      Insurance fraud?

    • @charlieshin9868
      @charlieshin9868 Před 5 lety +14

      @@tomkasjanowicz1654 so you think those rich cunts would give a drunk guy keys then proceed to ride next to him in a small ass coupe and risking their lives in the process?

  • @pinstripecool34
    @pinstripecool34 Před 4 lety +10

    Damn that shit is scary. Glad you survived bro gotta be careful out there.

  • @brandonphillips7224
    @brandonphillips7224 Před 4 lety +7

    0:41 That license plate number! xDD
    "UCYIMD1" Slick, Swoozie, real slick.

  • @yourfavoritepessimisticexi8041

    "I've seen Get out. Y'all ain't about to have me up there on the black man auction"

  • @CharisMarieTV
    @CharisMarieTV Před 5 lety +272

    When the girl from Blockbuster called I cried from laughter!!

  • @diane_enaid458
    @diane_enaid458 Před 5 lety +5

    Swoozie is a very good observer of his surroundings which is very good. That shit can save your life

  • @AMERICARAHHH-vu8gs
    @AMERICARAHHH-vu8gs Před měsícem +1

    "oop oo alright!" Is amazing

  • @hiddenangelcake
    @hiddenangelcake Před 5 lety +934

    This was human trafficking
    Swoozie it's good you didn't listen

    • @Icarus975
      @Icarus975 Před 5 lety +9

      倒れた女王 -AT i have a question and I’m not really knowledgeable on this topic but how does one tell This was human trafficking?

    • @lele-tc9gg
      @lele-tc9gg Před 5 lety +111

      Ali
      -Having a $100,000 car. All of your “friends” do too.
      -Using Uber to “meet “ new people.
      -Going to a club and feeding him drinks and then asking if he’s drunk.
      -Justine going around getting girls information
      -Trying to have Swoozie get into a unknown vehicle of someone who’s also a stranger to go to an unknown home.
      All of this lead to human trafficking. Justine was rounding up girls, most likely getting them drunk, then coaxing them to go to an unknown home with her and her friends.

    • @okaykh-o5316
      @okaykh-o5316 Před 5 lety +51

      Ali it’s not concrete evidence it’s trafficking it’s suspicious activity tho.

    • @user-zx4fk2qe8w
      @user-zx4fk2qe8w Před 4 lety

      ANIME

    • @RyanGosling6
      @RyanGosling6 Před 4 lety +6

      Alicia Brock I don’t get the part where she’s getting the other girls numbers but I was thinking more a gangbang or something 🤔 idk I can be right and I could be wrong...

  • @CroexPlayz
    @CroexPlayz Před 5 lety +766

    Things i learn in school: 1%
    Things i learn on sWooZie's channel:99%

  • @tyholcomb8095
    @tyholcomb8095 Před 4 lety +14

    6:29 i literally said it with you

  • @devhausstudios4377
    @devhausstudios4377 Před 4 lety +11

    DEFINITELY a Hustlers situation. Ticks all the boxes. Did one of the girls happen to look like Constance Wu, J Lo, or Cardi B?

  • @zayzay9922
    @zayzay9922 Před 5 lety +605

    *Swoozie proves you’ve got a better chance of landing a date from using Uber than from Tinder*

    • @RisingJay
      @RisingJay Před 5 lety +3

      ZayZay Toons might have to look into it then lol

    • @kotasports6659
      @kotasports6659 Před 5 lety +7

      Tinder has gotten me literally dozens of chicks.. It’s a numbers game my friend, hang in there..

    • @warpzone8421
      @warpzone8421 Před 5 lety +2

      @★ Froggie Animation ★ Calling them "chicks," apparently.

    • @brandonlawrence8077
      @brandonlawrence8077 Před 5 lety +2

      Depends on your area and appearance tbh

    • @velocity3293
      @velocity3293 Před 5 lety +1

      @@kotasports6659 thank you, you don't know how much you helped me lol

  • @JuanPablo-ww5cp
    @JuanPablo-ww5cp Před 4 lety +7

    Lol I definitely rather watch swoozies stories to remind myself why I don't go out.

  • @jrunnels04
    @jrunnels04 Před 3 lety +16

    Damn, following all your stories over the years I can see how the Lord keeps providing, protecting, and blessing you.
    Who knows WHAT you avoided that night.
    Amen.

  • @caitlynwilliams2546
    @caitlynwilliams2546 Před 5 lety +302

    who paid for dinner
    did justice text you back
    did you get to edit

  • @DJSkunkieButt
    @DJSkunkieButt Před 5 lety +368

    I know this is a light hearted video, but damn, yo, that scenario is actually really scary. I don't think there were murderous intentions there, but there are a bunch of ways where they could have easily and horribly exploited the situation against you.
    Makes you wonder how many times they've done this before and what they've gotten away with... :/

    • @DJSkunkieButt
      @DJSkunkieButt Před 5 lety +6

      @Wedemboiz Tuned up I've been around a block or two, I definitely know how shitty this world is. I was just pointing out how scary the situation actually was vs the tone of the video lol

    • @mauricioroldan5454
      @mauricioroldan5454 Před 5 lety +4

      Yhea you got to be smart, me and some friends were riding in scooters in the city, and some guys joined us and I was like ok pretty normal lots of people just riding not really suspicious. But then they start taking the lead and the further we go the less people I see, then they start going towards a tunnel.... So me and my friend decided that we ain't about to die today, so we yeeted away from that situation

    • @ek400lux3
      @ek400lux3 Před 5 lety +3

      @@mauricioroldan5454 It's an evil world we live in

  • @lui8553
    @lui8553 Před 5 lety +4

    The get out part 💀 I’m weak 😂

  • @kyletatum4516
    @kyletatum4516 Před 4 lety +3

    Boy the last 4 minutes of this vid are WILD son!! XD

  • @ArkFisted
    @ArkFisted Před 5 lety +839

    Are we just going to ignore that they tried a kid napping attempt

  • @TYfariguy
    @TYfariguy Před 5 lety +267

    Swoozie almost got human trafficked lmao

    • @0123vegeta
      @0123vegeta Před 5 lety +4

      Sounds super easy.
      1.Go out.
      2.Party.
      3.Bring someone to an after-party
      4. ...?
      5. Human trafficking

    • @quincykyng
      @quincykyng Před 5 lety +1

      0123vegeta
      You forgot:
      Get them drunk
      Have expensive cars without a solid job
      Insist and try anything to get them to come back to your place

  • @oncheugbabe6509
    @oncheugbabe6509 Před 4 lety +1

    I'm laughing so hard my dog had to come check up on me. 😂😂😂

  • @the_only_carlos2776
    @the_only_carlos2776 Před 3 lety +1

    Everytime it's a married woman dang swooz 😂

  • @65917283
    @65917283 Před 5 lety +155

    I know that poor plant started swaying like a palm tree after all them shots swoozie.

  • @newson1177
    @newson1177 Před 5 lety +202

    "Not today Satan!!" Dat had meh rollin

  • @isaaccarter103
    @isaaccarter103 Před 4 lety +3

    As soon as he said “The Abbey” 🤣

  • @partiallycreative
    @partiallycreative Před 3 lety +3

    0:26 STAYCY I SWEAR TO GOD NOT AGAIN

  • @catmatic4625
    @catmatic4625 Před 5 lety +307

    Strangers: *Mission failed we'll get him next time* 🍷

  • @sophiainthestars6748
    @sophiainthestars6748 Před 5 lety +297

    "This is a christian hotline baiiiii"

  • @hannafluffernutter99
    @hannafluffernutter99 Před rokem

    I love the video entirely but the callback to stacy from blockbuster at the beginning kills me every time XD

  • @pkphantom
    @pkphantom Před 4 lety +2

    Okay, straight up, that was some creepypasta level shit 😨 but at the same time, I'm surprised he was able to just leave it at that. I would've done some investigating...at LEAST told the cops about it

  • @shadow_song
    @shadow_song Před 5 lety +48

    Moral of the story: DON'T DRINK SOMETHING YOU HAVEN'T SEEN BEING POURED YOURSELF and DON'T GO INTO STRANGERS' CARS ! That's how swoozie avoided real trouble right here

  • @kamekomiyamora
    @kamekomiyamora Před 5 lety +270

    "Zat is my wife!"
    Me: OOOHHHH! 😯😬😨😶

  • @michaeltate1776
    @michaeltate1776 Před 4 lety +6

    U played it smart bro. Shiz I would've done the same my guy

  • @MrSlendyMannn
    @MrSlendyMannn Před 11 měsíci +1

    Coming back to this, it’s insanely creepy what they did. They tried to roofie you and then the other guy legit was going to let you drive while drunk.
    Glad you came out of it alright Swoozie!

  • @joshuaspath6923
    @joshuaspath6923 Před 5 lety +231

    This had human trafficking written all over it.

    • @super_awsomecat6049
      @super_awsomecat6049 Před 4 lety +1

      How did you know

    • @cultok
      @cultok Před 3 lety +5

      @@super_awsomecat6049 the 2 sus things were how they were tryna get him to drink and take him to a place he doesn’t know

    • @potatoboy549
      @potatoboy549 Před 3 lety +27

      @@super_awsomecat6049 Bro, everything is screaming human trafficking.
      -All “friends” had 100k cars
      -Uber says she wants to “meet new people” with an uber, even though she’s “rich” and can “meet new people” with her “business”
      -Giving drinks to everyone, and asks Swoozie if he’s drunk
      -Insists that he gets into a car, with an unknown stranger, to go to an unknown place, but doesn’t let Swoozie call an uber
      -Uber driver is gone for 2 HOURS probably rounding up more girls
      There’s MUCH, MUCH more but do you see it now? Everything screams human trafficking. Also, they actually could’ve gotten these cars from other victims from the past.

    • @TooMischief
      @TooMischief Před 3 lety

      Same bruh

    • @jvauxholder651
      @jvauxholder651 Před 3 lety

      @@potatoboy549 damn

  • @nathanielhuling4020
    @nathanielhuling4020 Před 4 lety +3

    I'm thrilled Swoozie didn't end up in the Upside-Down, I'd miss seeing his animations.

  • @violetp2051
    @violetp2051 Před 4 lety +2

    "Smells like roofies to me"🤣🤣😍

  • @marche800
    @marche800 Před 5 lety +589

    "You're driving around an 100k dollar car, but you're driving uber?"
    Hey you've gotta break even somehow, alright?

  • @illustryfe5354
    @illustryfe5354 Před 5 lety +437

    You could've used the information from your experience at the club to warn the police. If those suspicious actually were drugging women and taken them home to do God knows what, you had the chance to save them.

  • @kwadwoasamoah4668
    @kwadwoasamoah4668 Před 4 lety +3

    “It’s suuupper complicated “
    Now how many times have I heard that🤔

  • @mysticgamer4632
    @mysticgamer4632 Před 5 lety +1

    i kind of wanted swoozie to go to the house to see what they were planning

  • @RaveneCrow
    @RaveneCrow Před 5 lety +122

    Black sense was tingling so hard. I was watching and mine was going off. Good job bro!

  • @OurKindofEntertainment
    @OurKindofEntertainment Před 5 lety +217

    I'm sitting here wondering what the hell kind of Part 3 would we have gotten if Swoozie did get into that car!

    • @legowhite2
      @legowhite2 Před 5 lety +27

      More like human trafficking

    • @switchfan9471
      @switchfan9471 Před 5 lety +4

      Sex Orgy who wants a black guy or some SVU type story

    • @cc-cc1dc
      @cc-cc1dc Před 5 lety +25

      We probably wouldn’t get a part 3😳

    • @milachantel9513
      @milachantel9513 Před 5 lety +5

      @@cc-cc1dc we probably wouldn't even of heard about any of this

    • @bagofgroceries
      @bagofgroceries Před 4 lety

      Nothing. He’d be gone.

  • @r.vishal9750
    @r.vishal9750 Před 3 lety +5

    U should have reported to the police

  • @mr.strange840
    @mr.strange840 Před 4 lety +2

    "Not today Satan!!" 😂😂😂😂

  • @JayTheArtistOfficial
    @JayTheArtistOfficial Před 5 lety +428

    I'm pretty sure they were meeting people. getting them drunk, taking them to their place, stealing their shit while they were intoxicated, selling/taking peoples things to buy expensive things i.e. the cars.

    • @ectojerk6928
      @ectojerk6928 Před 5 lety +64

      Yeah but they'd have to have some pretty wealthy marks to be making that kind of cash. More likely human trafficking.

    • @JayTheArtistOfficial
      @JayTheArtistOfficial Před 5 lety +25

      Ectojerk i mean everything makes sense though. They go after the people who are wearing nice shit and targeting them

    • @azain7443
      @azain7443 Před 5 lety +2

      @@JayTheArtistOfficial yeah but how would they explain the money

    • @kenyaley3064
      @kenyaley3064 Před 4 lety +1

      @cardib

    • @whatif3271
      @whatif3271 Před 4 lety +3

      @@azain7443 they don't