Hags Fix Dating
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Original stream: • Hag Connect Presents.....
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@Xyznchro - Hry
Airi is too seiso
False
@@ChisakaAirinuh uh
@@ChisakaAiri I believe in you Airi, I know one day you will beat the allegations (and the chains of the Kayfabe)
@@ChisakaAirisorry Airi, we appreciate all the effort you put in to be unseiso but it just doesn't work like that
She really is a sweetheart.
Really captures the essence of single, middle-age women talking at the kitchen counter over bottles of red wine.
Too real
I am almost 40, and this is a perfect example of why I avoid relationships with any woman over 30 like a plagued district.
Bottles? No no no, BOXED wine.
Airi is the kind of woman who makes you wonder why she isn't already married. Dizzy is the kind of woman who makes you think there's probably a reason she isn't already married.
That is a good summary of the idea that "all good men and women get taken out of the dating market when they are still in their prime."
Basically it is the idea that all the "ideal housewives" leave the dating market in the 18-22 range, and everyone else has something different/off about them that makes them a less desirable partner. Age and body count can be common factors, as well as appearance and financial situations.
Runie was almost wholesome for a moment
Clara is desperately trying to salvage it like Sisyphus trying to push the boulder up the mountain.
One must imagine Sisyphus desperate.
Too many boulders for this sisyphus
Runie had me in the first half lmao. The left 2 are unhinged, right two are seiso. I gotta watch this vod lmao 😂
Yes...Clara is seiso...right...
It depends
@@Volthoom ....you have a point. Absolutes do not exist in Phase, you got me there 😅. I guess in this clip at least they're split down the middle lol
@@Volthoomshe's in Phase connect. She's been decently seiso by the Phase standards...for now.
Just remember in this company Pippa and Tenma are "normal enough"
Finally someone recognizes and appreciates how seiso I am
They're all broken in their own way. Hag love
Bless Airi for being the only one with a wholesome view on marriage, honestly.
Like, I know this is supposed to be the menhera company, but *damn* . Clara was almost there. Almost. I was rooting for her, until she pulled the nut catalog, mid stream.
Airi seems like one of a handful of Phase girls whose parents genuinely loved each other and she bases her view of marriage on that
@@ab2aasdif you’ve heard her story about her mom and dad you’d be very definite about how much they loved each other
@@AdrianCruz_ I've heard about how mama chisaka basically wouldnt leave papa chisaka's side until the end, this was more of an observation of the other girls' parental situations than Airi's
@@ab2aasd She has spoken about her parents marriage and how they were caring and faithful to each other until and after Airi's dad's passing, since apparently her mom refuses to marry someone else, so yes. You're right in that case.
Now explain Pippa, whose folks are happily married, lol
@@luischollet4872 the Mamakin stories leads me to believe it wasnt smooth sailing
I LOVE HAGS
REMEMBER THE CLOCK IS TICKING
ITS NOW OR NEVER
1:00 'Marriage is BREEEEEDING'. man, Dizzy really wants to breed
Someone give this elf her own tiny Muyu to care for already.
I can save Dizzy.
@@sandystar3890x to doubt
Her biological clock has been screaming in her ears for a while now
Well, Sakana is right there, yet Dizzy is in denial
Airi easily has the best attitude and is the most breedable among these four. HAG LOVE
I don't know about that man I mean have you SEEN dizzy? Airi is definitely a close second though
Airi absolutely is the best woman in all of Phase connect, whoever puts a ring on her will be beyond a lucky bastard, and he better freaking cherish the Wolfo his entire life 💢
HAGRI LOVE
I'm a firm believer in Airi supremacy.
🤝
So glad Airi was there to keep our sanity in check
It’s for love and breeding
Airi based.
Loool i love the faces Clara makes, electric bunny learned the best from her pink sensei
Airi is so wholesome and precious.
Ah yes, because single parent households have done SUCH a good job for society lol
Single fathers actually do alright, it's specifically single mothers that raise horrible children.
The cope is real
If you swap Clara and Airi, they're a sanity scale
Nah, you'd also need to swap Runie and Dizzy. Dizzy at least wouldn't consider marriage to someone she might like only to have a child with sperm donor.
,,distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success"
They're unfixable. I love them
Reminder that the biggest consomer of NTR doujin are women.
Also based Clara
And it's not just a manga thing. If you ever read classic romance novels it's just scandalous porn lmao
@@hacooray525 It's all romantic love, the ebb and flow between infatuation and not.
@@alexzephyris1455its porn
Dizzy......you're describing eugenics
She knows.
And yet somehow it's only the second most fucked up take in the video
HagLove
You mean the thing that has been practiced for countless thousands of years by our ancestors? You mean the thing which is completely natural and normal?
And?
Marriage is breeding !!
I really hope this is all satire... the alternative is fucking tragic.
It's not. It's how women naturally work.
Wasn’t expecting that take from Runie. Clara based with the marrying your best friend, since you’ll be together for a long time.
That's some messed up suggestion of 'just get a good friend and choose a sperm donor'. That's on the level of messed up, if the man went 'nah won't have sex with you, will go to prostitutes'.
More accurate way to put it is so she could understand "I will marry you to have someone to clean my house and take care of my home, but I will give all my love care and affection to other women. That way I get best of both worlds"
Really sure that wouldn't fly with her and she would feel insulted
@@tgreeny1400 Yeah, you summed it up perfectly in my view. Well done!!
I LOVE HAGS.
I don't think Runie understands how awful of a thing she said when she implied you should marry someone you enjoy and then get a sperm donor. That's pretty fucked up and evil to think that.
Finally beating the not evil allegations.
Kek
Fucked up? Yes
Evil? More like a necessity, cuz the couple would only come to that conclusion when they've tried countless times and failed
average white woman brain, they just get their "sperm donor" from a one night stand off a rando from a bar, then expect some simp to shack up and pay for their little gremlin
"That's pretty fucked up and evil"
Oy vey, misogyny.
Min-Maxing their children's stats?
That's some next level tiger parenting.
Optimizing breeding truly a hag mindset
Also runie link dosent work
I'll give Clara a football team
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
GET PREGNANT, GET PREGNANT, GET PREGNANT
Dizzy: MUST. BREEEEEEEEED
🎉🎉😂
I'm sorry, that isn't fixing anything. If I was married, and my wife said she wanted a doner instead of having my kids .... after I pulled myself back togeather, I would be filing for a divorce.
I would silently pack my things and leave forever
Just retort with "I want a donor egg too" and see how that convo goes
My issue would be that you cant divorce from someone who's dead
Hags is a fitting definition
Airi is too pon for this shit. Save her please 😂
“**Where procreation is-in principle-impossible, marriage is irrelevant and not needed.** The phrase ‘in principle’ means ‘relating to the definition of;’ not relating to particular circumstances. If an apple has a worm in it, that does not change the definition of the apple. It retains the qualities which make it such. Humans reason by means of concepts and definitions. We also make laws by means of definitions. If you don’t know how to operate with respect for those definitions, you can’t make a law… …**the only reason [marriage] has existed in human societies and civilizations was to regulate, from a social point of view, the obligations and responsibilities attendant upon procreation.** So when you start playing games in this way, you are actually acting as if the institution has no basis independent of your own arbitrary whim.”
**~ Dr. Alan Keyes**, Illinois State Senate debate; 2004
Women
☕
I'm getting the sense that Dizzy has been hard-in-the-paint for Omegaverse, recently.
She's trying to make it a reality.
I'm all for it.
Listening to Final Solution rn and I'm starting to think it fits Phase Connect clips a bit too well. . .
You get the Pippa da Rippa march music ready, I'll make the PC armbands I guess?
Goddangit, looked for a short sec and I thought I read "Hags Dix Fating".
Based Dizzy, the others are young they still got time to figure it out
Ditzy views marriage as those funny Germans in all black uniform
Dizzy being an engenics eujoyer is my favorite running gag
@@xXx_Regulus_xXxYeah haha a gag...
@@xXx_Regulus_xXx Someone, photoshop her hugging MovieBob!
He's also into eugenics!
@@xXx_Regulus_xXx Gag?
@@ForestOfSleepI mean, her character is in large part a gag.
Wew!
Traditionally marriage is a business deal between two families, with the objective being children. So Dizzy is actually pretty Trad.
Yes, but it's a business deal that is done by the fathers of the families. The women don't have a say in it.
@@SchemingGoldbergneither does the husband
Why would you raise another man's kid?
No sane guy would
You expect women to care about a guy's perspective?
May we all find our Airi one day, and be like Airi for that someone.
The real question is, does Glock have an entry in this sperm bank as well?
Fatherless
Marriage and love is the same thing, wtf is wrong with the others?
Single hags please understand
wow what an enlightening kind of experience.
seems like the plot of a doujinshi
then they're already looking at the catalogs... they lost all hope...
Alpha fux, beta bux.
I have many words, but CZcams's TOS won't let me say them.
Looks like the lost left one will stay alone forever 🎉🎉🎉🎉
Dizzy with the based take as always.
i volunteer as tribute
Dizz looks weird without the BD suit
hagmaxxing
Hag connect.
I don't remember the sperm donor section in the Sears catalogs
That's because Sears discontinued it after 1943, Montgomery Ward kept it until 1978, but stopped then due to lack of interest.
Roonie is not beating those allegations
I am pro eugenics, predictive imaging based on parents' genes can't come sonn enough. All societal problems will go away once all population is a good stock. 😂😂😂
Honestly based. Too many invalids roaming the world right now.
@@iyatemunow ask the question: who gets to decide who the “invalids” are?
@@iyatemu Gattaca referrence?
Pretty sure if society was pro eugenics, most people like us, v-tuber watchers wouldn't be around
@@actnatural9261 Whoever holds the Mandate of Heaven.
So is the definition of hag in this case minimum of 30 or is it a strange case of late 20s as I always thought it's the former lol
In regards to Vtubers, “hag” usually means “30+ years old”. But it occasionally is used to refer to somebody with maternal inclinations or a lot of experience with adult life (such as an office lady).
Depends on who you ask but anywhere from 16-40 are answers I have seen posted online....
@@luminous3558 lol that's almost as bad as 25 year olds calling 30 year olds boomers, I don't think younger people understand the meanings of words any more lol
@@christopherpage2622 Well, most people are illiterate now.
Age 35+ is medically considered "geriatric pregnancy". Even though social norms have changed, biology hasn't changed. Any woman that is 30+ is biologically old.
She's not wrong, marriage as an institution pretty much came from forcing the people who made kids to stay together to raise them because things tend to go more poorly if they don't. There's always exceptions but it's a strong ass trend.
think of the kids :D
I don't know about the whole marrying your homie idea.
Why not? The homies deserve love too!
Unfortunately, I think Dizzy is the only correct one here (🤮). I know it's tough to accept that Dizzy was right, but she has a point here. Marriage is about breeding.
Its a scared bond you retard
Random thought. You know how some people say things like woman being similar. But this, and streamers like Pippa and Kirsche, or take Lisa, just shows how super different one lady individual is from another. Their interests, styles, or thought patterns.
It’s almost as if women aren’t all the same and have complete independence from one another. Sure they might have the same inclinations to some things, but totally different from one another.
@@actnatural9261 Not sure about the inclinations either. Just you know, about generalizations. About people in pain, who see bad things, or due to pain hate both themselves and woman they would cheer if not for the pain.
Things, that you read on the internet, sometimes think yourself, or hear friends say when they are in pain.
I think these contents are healthy. And they are good. Yea. This puts cheer into many people's heart.
Exceptions do not disprove the general rule. Statistics exist, and are true.
@@SchemingGoldberg Wait what. How does that come here?
Dizzy is so true for that
Man i hope i win the sperm gacha 🙏🙏
FUCKIN CLARA SOUNDS LIKE KSON
They are all so hot :3
I actually think this was the worst part of the stream (no no, the clip is not bad, it's just the stream was THAT good, like seriously, go watch it if you haven't, those ladies have amazing personality. Phase W.)
If society was pro eugenics, most people like us, vtuber watchers wouldn't be around. rip their livelihood
No?
I mean she got a point.
I kinda thought more people were becoming aware that marriage is like a government/religious scam. You can also just be with someone without signing a contract for it.
@Hollow_Tim doesn't work at scale
But if they don't get married, then how will the wife be able to steal everything from her husband with no fault divorce and alimony?
@@longiusaescius2537 It does work at scale, the idea of the government meddling with marriage is VERY recent. No fault divorce was invented in 1970. For countless thousands of years marriage was enforced by the community, and it worked.
@@SchemingGoldberg yeah I thought he meant the institution of marriage itself
Incels will go crazy over this one
Imagine unironically using the word incel in 2024.
@@SchemingGoldberg Getting offended? What are you? An incel?
@@SchemingGoldberg"I CAN'T BREED, I CAN'T BREED!"
-Chud Floyd