"You're pretentious" - Seinfeld clip

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  • čas přidán 17. 03. 2016
  • "I think I made my point"
    From S03E02 - The Truth

Komentáře • 165

  • @Pedrosdanckwardt
    @Pedrosdanckwardt Před 7 lety +247

    "I personally prefer a fork" lol

  • @stanley-fghijk441
    @stanley-fghijk441 Před 9 měsíci +22

    It's amazing that the four main characters were never banned from that diner, given all the insanity they caused in there.

    • @jehobden
      @jehobden Před měsícem

      The manager never seemed to like them either. It seems as though the motto of most of the busineses encountered by the characters is "The customer is always wrong."

  • @davet1081AA
    @davet1081AA Před 6 lety +76

    "Everyone appreciates your honesty until you're honest with them, then you're an asshole." ----- George Carlin

    • @peterhoare3219
      @peterhoare3219 Před 2 lety +3

      NOONE likes honesty. About anything.
      ESPECIALLY, themselves....

  • @ClinicalNovellas
    @ClinicalNovellas Před 6 lety +112

    Four dollars is fine.

    • @rickrose5377
      @rickrose5377 Před 5 lety +1

      It's George (Larry David). Hey, four bucks is four bucks.

  • @mikeholtzclaw3995
    @mikeholtzclaw3995 Před 5 lety +19

    "You're pretentious!" ... and she affects the stunned "moi???" pose ...

  • @jackiem3740
    @jackiem3740 Před 6 lety +70

    I like how Georges character was so consistently the broke one , and shamelessly too

    • @OldMastyr3
      @OldMastyr3 Před 4 lety +10

      He wasn't broke, just a cheap ass.

    • @OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8
      @OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8 Před 2 lety +8

      It always amazed me how good-looking the women were who dated George, who was a bald fat short unemployed guy, but then again this was just a sitcom, played by actresses chosen by casting directors.

    • @SkankHunt3000
      @SkankHunt3000 Před 2 lety

      @@OldMastyr3 you think I’m cheap! I’m not really working right now !

  • @raulbetancourt5795
    @raulbetancourt5795 Před 3 lety +26

    "I want the truth" George was done from the start, he should had lie.

  • @UnoriginallyInclined
    @UnoriginallyInclined Před 6 lety +124

    People who ask for an honest answer and hate you for giving it are the worst.

    • @7omood
      @7omood Před 6 lety +2

      Exactly! You just can't win with such people! Lol. They will be offended either way..

    • @rickrose5377
      @rickrose5377 Před 5 lety +3

      It is the ultimate 'no win' situation. NEVER -- under any circumstances -- fall for that. Anyone who says that to you is being entirely insincere, and is hoping to use your answer against you -- usually in some passive/aggressive way.
      Just as here: "I prefer to go alone. How much do I owe?"

    • @bluebubble229
      @bluebubble229 Před 5 lety

      George shouldn’t of went back with her. He didn’t love her. Just because she went crazy isn’t a reason To back with someone.

    • @jp_0118
      @jp_0118 Před 5 lety +1

      a.k.a my ex. Says she would like to be told the truth but then goes and blames you for hurting her feelings...that lady seriously needs a reality check

    • @youtubisashoe
      @youtubisashoe Před 3 lety

      People will forgive you for anything, except for the truth

  • @johntiler
    @johntiler Před 7 lety +211

    did she just steal the pepper and salt?

    • @ajensen17
      @ajensen17 Před 7 lety +150

      johntiler think that's part of her being so pretentious; she brings her own salt and pepper

    • @GyroLamb
      @GyroLamb Před 7 lety +51

      I think she's really cute, personally.

    • @funzo1159
      @funzo1159 Před 7 lety +8

      I agree. She IS cute. I always thought Lisi and Donna Chang were hot, but my friends disagree.

    • @chrisjimenez603
      @chrisjimenez603 Před 6 lety +1

      +Funzo YES ..Lisi was very hot, but Jerry's Shmoopie GF was hot too.

    • @colinj5291
      @colinj5291 Před 6 lety +9

      She is cute, but that's the whole point. She's so annoying and pretentious, not worth it to George.

  • @MyYTaccountName
    @MyYTaccountName Před 2 lety +18

    I love George so much.

    • @greggieo
      @greggieo Před rokem

      same I used him in my tinder bio for years
      my name is Greg, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
      it weeds out the bad ones

  • @ridgejordan1859
    @ridgejordan1859 Před 2 lety +10

    You didn’t even say “Samuel”!!
    You went _Samuel_

  • @Lysimachus
    @Lysimachus Před 6 lety +65

    She is cute and actually looks good wearing that but I would still find it weird seeing her wear it anywhere.

    • @oliviamonkey
      @oliviamonkey Před 5 lety +1

      Foucault, ( a famous French name ) you look very pretty. I like HER looks, she has personality.

    • @raulbetancourt5795
      @raulbetancourt5795 Před 3 lety

      Why is racist? She look Nice in that Dress.

    • @poorme5576
      @poorme5576 Před 3 lety +3

      She’s still way out of his league lol. Seinfeld always made it too obvious it was written by men.

    • @bellestrange1951
      @bellestrange1951 Před 3 lety

      @@raulbetancourt5795 it's appropriating another culture.

    • @dankeshoen06
      @dankeshoen06 Před 3 lety

      @@raulbetancourt5795 wouldn't call it racist. But can be considered cultural appropriation since the dress is traditional non-commercialized yet it's being worn as costume instead of its cultural significance. Although in the context of cosplay, people say it's fine. Personally, I don't really mind foreign people wearing our own traditional dress (in my case, not chinese) as long as it's not of mockery but of genuine admiration, ie., they don't only find it pretty because white people wore it, then if it's the actual cultural inheritors it's yuck. Yes, those people exists unfortunately.

  • @jackmcdonnell8505
    @jackmcdonnell8505 Před 5 lety +13

    0:56 WHAT IS PAPIER-MÂCHÉ

  • @RikerLovesWorf
    @RikerLovesWorf Před 3 lety +13

    lol The writer of the episode is behind her and looks back when George rants

    • @sophiaandre139
      @sophiaandre139 Před rokem

      That's a nice piece of trivia. Makes the scene funnier! 😁

    • @greggieo
      @greggieo Před rokem

      nice pick up

  • @erfanhoseinifar7282
    @erfanhoseinifar7282 Před rokem +32

    George should've replied: "You want the truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH"

    • @jehobden
      @jehobden Před měsícem

      Col. Jessup hadn't invented that line yet. :)

  • @HeIIoHater
    @HeIIoHater Před 6 lety +13

    "i think i made my point" lmfaoooooo

  • @LLOOYYYDD
    @LLOOYYYDD Před 6 lety +8

    I've known a few women like this in the past - to tell them like this would've been fantastic

  • @ReverendBenzo
    @ReverendBenzo Před 6 lety +10

    IT IS YOUR EARRINGS!!

  • @davet1081AA
    @davet1081AA Před 6 lety +10

    Pretentious is right - looks like she brought her own oil and vinegar to the restaurant??

  • @joshuatreebje
    @joshuatreebje Před 2 lety +3

    Everytime I meet someone named Samuel I think of this scene.

  • @patgogan7324
    @patgogan7324 Před 5 lety +5

    Papeeyay maché what the hell is papeeyay maché!? Lol

  • @bakugokatsuki4386
    @bakugokatsuki4386 Před 2 lety +3

    I love George Costanza

  • @SilverShion
    @SilverShion Před 3 lety +2

    Ms. MacElroy in Young Sheldon

  • @bluebirdrage
    @bluebirdrage Před 5 lety +12

    she is hot. always thought that. Crazy like my ex..

  • @cjpenning
    @cjpenning Před 7 lety +7

    Valerie Mahaffey. I remember her from Northern Exposure.

  • @ScornedScallopes
    @ScornedScallopes Před rokem +3

    One of the few shows with a laugh track that I find myself laughing with

  • @bluelight8664
    @bluelight8664 Před 5 lety +3

    Which episode is it I really want to watch it!!

    • @pickle8649
      @pickle8649 Před 4 lety

      Blue light ffs its in the description.. S3 Ep2

  • @marjoriecohn3868
    @marjoriecohn3868 Před 6 lety +1

    Hysterical

  • @harryfyhr4010
    @harryfyhr4010 Před 4 lety +2

    15 pretentious people gave a thumbs down

  • @carlruf9037
    @carlruf9037 Před 6 lety +14

    Is that Junior Soprano behind George?

  • @nokru74
    @nokru74 Před 2 lety +2

    Jason Alexander at his best

  • @incorand6664
    @incorand6664 Před 6 lety +16

    Only in the Seinfeld Universe, could such a woman be interested in George, and even get dumped by him. In reality, George would only have a chance with her if he was super-rich.

    • @kritav1111
      @kritav1111 Před 5 lety +2

      She looked super weird and behaved super weird, I don't see why George couldn't go out with him, I mean some of the girls, yea, but not her

    • @sunkintree
      @sunkintree Před 2 lety +3

      @@kritav1111 She's obviously educated, cultured, interested in the arts. And then on George's corner, he likes to pretend to be an architect sometimes

    • @OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8
      @OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8 Před 2 lety

      All the women that George dated were out of his league, you can tell that this show was written and casted by a man i.e. Larry David

  • @theathjr
    @theathjr Před 4 měsíci

    “$4.00 is fine”. Love you George

  • @clhound
    @clhound Před 2 lety +2

    George was duped! He thought he was dating a Chinese woman.

  • @dhgbfhhhg8d412
    @dhgbfhhhg8d412 Před 6 lety

    This video isn't sped up and the voices are normal...watch it on DVD and you'll see.

  • @MrK623
    @MrK623 Před 9 měsíci

    Did she steal some of the diner stuff at: 1:14 ?

  • @AmirAbuleil92
    @AmirAbuleil92 Před 6 lety +2

    Don't " it's not you it's me " thing , it's my line

  • @rmleider
    @rmleider Před 6 měsíci

    did you know what they sped up episodes in syndication by a fraction so that they could add more commercials? this seems sped up to me

  • @Drax514
    @Drax514 Před měsícem

    I swear to god this little scenario becomes more relevant with each passing year. People have become so god damned vain and pretentious and just outright ridiculous. I think of this clip at least multiple times a week when encountering all sorts of these jackasses.

  • @sutats
    @sutats Před rokem

    Wait for it.... 0:38

  • @AndreSeverinoart
    @AndreSeverinoart Před 6 lety +1

    muito bom né?!

  • @romka4567
    @romka4567 Před rokem

    it is those chop stixxx!!!!

  • @beasmarty
    @beasmarty Před rokem

    the official mascot of avoidant attachment lmao, represent

  • @SlyCooper1920
    @SlyCooper1920 Před 2 lety +1

    Feels like her outfit looks like she has an identity crisis going on

  • @Manofpeasable
    @Manofpeasable Před 7 lety +9

    Trivago guy is creepy.

  • @LuisOrtiz-vf3yq
    @LuisOrtiz-vf3yq Před 6 lety

    Thinking about it thinking about it I think I did once about the $4

  • @worldaswillandrepresentati7068

    I am so in love in young her.

  • @unknownunknowns
    @unknownunknowns Před 2 lety

    So, those two happen to be Young Sheldon’s high school teachers…

  • @SR-kp8zu
    @SR-kp8zu Před 2 lety +1

    she took it quite well tho, i like her

  • @DebNKY
    @DebNKY Před 5 měsíci

    Sam-u-EL! It's always the things we like about a person that we end up hating.

  • @SkankHunt3000
    @SkankHunt3000 Před 2 lety

    Great actress

  • @grawakendream8980
    @grawakendream8980 Před 9 měsíci

    oh please ... four dollars

  • @BrotherlyLove12
    @BrotherlyLove12 Před 6 lety +9

    George had no business telling her the truth but I did find it funny.

  • @magnuspetersen2989
    @magnuspetersen2989 Před 7 měsíci

    I need to know why she steals the salt and pepper before leaving.

    • @clhound
      @clhound Před 2 měsíci

      She brings her own from home, she's that pretentious.

  • @m.e.d.7997
    @m.e.d.7997 Před 7 měsíci

    Love those chopsticks

  • @gabagoul67
    @gabagoul67 Před 2 lety

    S A M U E L L L

  • @communicationbreakdown256

    Papier mache 🤣

  • @MigPlz91LivestreamOnly

    Valerie Mahaffey looks like an older version of my ex

  • @Ibhenriksen
    @Ibhenriksen Před 2 lety

    Her hairstyle is that of the Gilded Age.

  • @campbellzachc
    @campbellzachc Před 10 měsíci

    DID SHE BRING HER OWN SALT AND PEPPER? lol

  • @thesecretlibrary890
    @thesecretlibrary890 Před rokem

    George is just jealous of this lady's classy manners. He is literally bitter. She even interested to know if something is wrong with her. He should bend the head that he accused her unfairly of pretentiousness shs humbled herself to that level.

  • @andreagrace150
    @andreagrace150 Před 5 lety +17

    You would never get away with wearing that outfit today. You would be accused of being culturally insensitive.

    • @MigPlz91LivestreamOnly
      @MigPlz91LivestreamOnly Před 4 lety +4

      All because of that damn PC culture. She looks gorgeous wearing all that. Also she was born in an Asian country and raised in Texas. So technically she should be allowed to wear that.

    • @MigPlz91LivestreamOnly
      @MigPlz91LivestreamOnly Před 4 lety +1

      @SoCali I completely agree with that statement, but others aren't so keen on it.

    • @deekaye25
      @deekaye25 Před 4 lety +3

      Isn t it still a free country?!

  • @thomasisland1
    @thomasisland1 Před 2 měsíci

    Could have found a better way to criticize a governor, George. If you can think of better words to describe what I'm doing wrong, I'd like to hear it.

  • @misterfunnybones
    @misterfunnybones Před 2 měsíci

    Did she take the raisins too?

  • @marshallhuerta5242
    @marshallhuerta5242 Před 3 lety

    Why is she only wearing one earring? Even says earrings?

  • @phyllisarringtion5354
    @phyllisarringtion5354 Před 6 lety +6

    $4.10. bahahaha

  • @clownpenis13
    @clownpenis13 Před 3 lety

    0:55

  • @youtubisashoe
    @youtubisashoe Před 3 lety

    4 dollars is fine

  • @wuliwei6939
    @wuliwei6939 Před 7 lety +12

    A Western girl with chopsticks on her hair, that's sexy!

    • @StamfordBridge
      @StamfordBridge Před 7 lety +75

      Not as sexy as an Eastern girl with a fork in her hair.

    • @wuliwei6939
      @wuliwei6939 Před 6 lety +1

      Shut up bitch

    • @susan8282
      @susan8282 Před 6 lety +2

      +StamfordBridge LMAO😆

    • @suzycreamcheesez4371
      @suzycreamcheesez4371 Před 6 lety +2

      lol! hey you got to use the B word We Liwei! Just like a real junior high kid!

    • @colinj5291
      @colinj5291 Před 6 lety

      Chopsticks in the hair is like super 90s. What are you like 13?

  • @martindebrois1472
    @martindebrois1472 Před rokem +1

    Never (And if you have young son, starting college - or grandson) ... Never ever ever ever EVER tell a woman the real and whole reason you're moving on, from her.

  •  Před 6 lety

    Everybody's looking lol

  • @lancegoodthrust546
    @lancegoodthrust546 Před 10 měsíci +2

    It's funny. Yesterday's Asian silk dragon dress with chopsticks, is my today's girl with tattoos, piercings, and green dyed hair.

  • @convoy814
    @convoy814 Před 7 lety +9

    What does that woman have going on with her hair

  • @gareginasatryan6761
    @gareginasatryan6761 Před 6 lety +5

    I’ve heard this papier machet is pretentious line before. It’s not. It’s a French loan word like nature mort. You pronounce nature like you would in French, not English.
    You can’t please everyone. There are happy couples who others wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole.

  • @cheshire147
    @cheshire147 Před 2 lety

    The other ex girlfriend lol

  • @samsmith4216
    @samsmith4216 Před 6 lety +1

    the video is on speed...a bit sped up and noticable in their higher pitched voices

  • @shannonpollard3964
    @shannonpollard3964 Před 2 lety +1

    Goerges girlfriend why are you breaking up with me, tell me the truth. George: you're pretentious, annoying, destroys her ego, then tells her oh by the way you still have pay the bill for your half of the meal, he lives the life of a Chad lol 🤣😅

  • @dystopian786
    @dystopian786 Před 6 lety

    I just realized if this aired today there'd be a shit storm about cultural appropriation

  • @nunyabidness4655
    @nunyabidness4655 Před 7 lety +8

    Is that Katy Perry?

  • @romka4567
    @romka4567 Před rokem

    cliche....

  • @neobourgeoischristum5540
    @neobourgeoischristum5540 Před 7 lety +7

    Alpha women love accessories, Alpha males buy it all for them. It's Biology.
    Super Alpha males make all the cool stuff.

    • @marniestewart
      @marniestewart Před 6 lety +8

      Néo Bourgeois Christum Not really

    • @neobourgeoischristum5540
      @neobourgeoischristum5540 Před 6 lety +1

      Yes, in your dome, living the dream:)

    • @marniestewart
      @marniestewart Před 6 lety +5

      Néo Bourgeois Christum Yeah, but... no.

    • @JDGWI
      @JDGWI Před 6 lety +9

      Wtf....

    • @antred11
      @antred11 Před 6 lety +8

      Néo Bourgeois Christum And douchebags obsess about terms like alpha.