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  • @somersetcace1
    @somersetcace1 Před rokem +1702

    "Bold of you to assume I'm female?" Bold of you to assume I give a shit.

    • @christopherdunning6266
      @christopherdunning6266 Před rokem +22

      Exactly

    • @blueberryskyline
      @blueberryskyline Před rokem +42

      I've actually used that before. It's so satisfying to watch the look on their face when they realize you genuinely don't care about them at all.

    • @christinanull2435
      @christinanull2435 Před rokem +8

      Yes!!

    • @ninsophy9798
      @ninsophy9798 Před rokem +16

      ​@@blueberryskyline you're a hero and we need more people like you. entitled people deserve to know that strangers are going to be strangers and not everyone has to bend before your sensitivities. also being lgbtq or religious or black or literally any minority is not a reason to be entitled. if you act like a person you're going to be treated as a person

    • @DontUNVME
      @DontUNVME Před rokem +5

      B I N G O

  • @earlenesaunders9440
    @earlenesaunders9440 Před rokem +379

    “i want off this planet”😂😂😂😭😭💀💀
    it’s so insane how much i agree with this😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @doracard8683
      @doracard8683 Před rokem +3

      The crazies need to leave. This our planet 😂😂

    • @somerandommadman38
      @somerandommadman38 Před rokem +1

      Sorry, mate, space travels for the billionaires

    • @rossjohnson1872
      @rossjohnson1872 Před rokem

      Most of us will be offed of this planet soon. China is not busy with this nonsense. They are building hypersonic intercontinental balistic nuclear missiles.

    • @angelawilliams5454
      @angelawilliams5454 Před rokem +1

      Me too

    • @sarahr6084
      @sarahr6084 Před rokem

      I wish 😂

  • @Tinika22
    @Tinika22 Před rokem +110

    " I'm not checking out ya snapping turtle lady..."😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @PSYCHDEGREE63
      @PSYCHDEGREE63 Před rokem +6

      Stretched me straight out like a mattress 🤣😂😂

    • @CMM726
      @CMM726 Před 11 měsíci +2

      That was great!

  • @naomibeery8098
    @naomibeery8098 Před rokem +155

    People dont value plain kindness. I dont know how you dont need it in life or realize that getting along with others is vital.

  • @celestita8404
    @celestita8404 Před rokem +153

    The Snapping turtle comment had me laughing so damn hard 😂😂😂😂
    Edit: TYSM FOR ALL THE LIKES 💕

  • @puddlejumper6477
    @puddlejumper6477 Před rokem +359

    Plot twist: she really was a woman she just chose violence today.

  • @rachelleklemunes5493
    @rachelleklemunes5493 Před rokem +31

    'I'm not checking out your snapping turtle lady!.' I'm in stitches!😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hollybrandenburg
    @hollybrandenburg Před rokem +28

    "I want off this planet" I feel ya 💯

  • @davidboudreaux3378
    @davidboudreaux3378 Před rokem +369

    When i was a kid we had Wonder Woman now people wonder what a woman is!!!!

    • @tylerpantera8023
      @tylerpantera8023 Před rokem +13

      Nah we had Wonder Woman now we wonder is it a woman?

    • @karmalibra4355
      @karmalibra4355 Před rokem +6

      Underrated Comment. 👏👏

    • @janemathaba7706
      @janemathaba7706 Před rokem +2

      💜🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Hoop880
      @Hoop880 Před rokem

      Only men aka trans women to justify their argument that anybody can be a woman because we don’t know what a women is. You know who’s not questioning what a woman is women because we know and we can’t define ourselves because women are so many different things. We wear so many different hats.

    • @ladyloki1921
      @ladyloki1921 Před rokem

      Pins all around peeps!! 📍📍📌📌📍📍📌📌🎳🧷🧷

  • @Chelster420
    @Chelster420 Před rokem +440

    I love how they think we all know what they’re PRETENDING to be.

    • @petezipardi4022
      @petezipardi4022 Před rokem +4

      Ahyuck! Good one, Cletus!

    • @janemathaba7706
      @janemathaba7706 Před rokem +5

      😂💜🤣🤣🤣

    • @jonathan_herr
      @jonathan_herr Před rokem

      Like how you're pretending to be a decent human being?
      But seriously, if they misgender you, don't flip out like th| person on the store, just calmly correct them, and then if you get shit back from them, THEN go at them with both barrels.

    • @realtalk6192
      @realtalk6192 Před rokem +7

      Exactly 😂

    • @thegurw1994
      @thegurw1994 Před rokem +4

      They don't. They're not pretending, this is a fantasy skit, and never happened.

  • @foxfox9845
    @foxfox9845 Před rokem +4

    Officer Eudy is Dave Chappelle with a drop of bleach😂🤣 🗽🇺🇲 Brooklyn NY ❤️

  • @offsides7.7.7
    @offsides7.7.7 Před rokem +12

    I died at "I'm not checking out your snapping turtle lady" 😂😂😂

  • @AriThecraftydragon
    @AriThecraftydragon Před rokem +91

    Bold of her not to be using good manners in a customer related industry job.
    Definitely privileged to be able to do that.

    • @janemathaba7706
      @janemathaba7706 Před rokem

      He/she will not be fired. Companies fear being labeled Discriminating, Trans phobia Bigots

    • @allyfischer6292
      @allyfischer6292 Před rokem

      Alot of these companies pretending to support it so there inclusion ratings dont drop 😂

    • @heatherfulmore3412
      @heatherfulmore3412 Před rokem

      Yes it is better to be polite to the customers.

  • @Rideca74
    @Rideca74 Před rokem +298

    "I'm gonna make like a baby and head out!"
    😂😂😂😂
    I'm having that etched on the back of my headstone.

    • @lostsoul5602
      @lostsoul5602 Před rokem +3

      😂😂😂

    • @Robertmartines
      @Robertmartines Před rokem +4

      Not Breach….!!

    • @danielhiester7856
      @danielhiester7856 Před rokem +5

      There's going to be a lot of head stones like that now.

    • @roxannehalfe5450
      @roxannehalfe5450 Před rokem +2

      I love that!!😂

    • @thunderbutt357XD
      @thunderbutt357XD Před rokem +5

      when im on my deathbed, i want those to be my last words after i tell everyone in my life i love them. "i love you baby, i made sure you and the kids will be taken care of. But my time has come, its time for me to make like a baby and head out" *dies*

  • @tiarasmith8097
    @tiarasmith8097 Před rokem +11

    the most relatable shit i’ve seen all day😂😂😂

  • @deliapena342
    @deliapena342 Před rokem +7

    Everyone needs someone like him in their life, and the energy he shares.

  • @MrGevander
    @MrGevander Před rokem +54

    IF YOU'RE NOT WEARING A SIGN stating your preferred pronouns (which seems to be the direction we are heading), you have NO RIGHT to be upset if someone "misgenders" you when they don't know you.

    • @christinanull2435
      @christinanull2435 Před rokem +6

      agreed.

    • @katrinab7657
      @katrinab7657 Před rokem +5

      Nope. I don't care to participate in they're group delusions. I grew up with manners. My parents taught me to show respect and kindess. Now, after 53 years, I have to reprogram myself?
      I've earned the right to finally call people "dear" and "sweetie" and continue honoring elders with a ma'am or sir.
      Just when i get to lean into my auntie status, they're gonna snatch it away from me and tell me aunties don't exist anymore in this gender-fluid, gender-neuteal dystopia.
      *No Sir....or No Ma'am* (whichever *appears* appropriate).
      I'm done with that rant😂

    • @zahniehill3301
      @zahniehill3301 Před rokem +1

      Just because they're heading in that direction, doesn't demand that the rest of us sane folk should follow! If the blind lead the blind, they'll both fall into the ditch!!

    • @PSYCHDEGREE63
      @PSYCHDEGREE63 Před rokem +1

      I give up, it's too much with these pronouns 🥺

  • @pandoraparadox5941
    @pandoraparadox5941 Před rokem +649

    I'm trans. I get called ma'am,sir, hey you and you know what I do? Not a damn thing because it doesn't matter. You know who and what you are. The people that are close to you know who and what you are. That's all that matters. I don't even correct people. I just usually reply back no matter the pronoun cause I straight don't have the energy or time to waste on petty stuff

    • @bigjohn5104
      @bigjohn5104 Před rokem +77

      You should tell more this. Especially when half the time people are just trying to be polite.

    • @liamevans1508
      @liamevans1508 Před rokem +36

      @@bigjohn5104 the VAST majority, only care about intentions. If you are trying to be polite but accidentally say something rude, 99% let it roll off like water on a ducks back. Every group has that 1% of unreasonable unhappy ppl though that looks for any excuse to be upset.
      I’d only be rude like this to someone who was intentionally being nasty, not to a person who made an honest mistake.

    • @nathanmedema5458
      @nathanmedema5458 Před rokem +26

      @@liamevans1508 well when only 1% of the population is their entire group... ALL of them get offended hahahaha

    • @liamevans1508
      @liamevans1508 Před rokem +5

      @@nathanmedema5458 Sounds like you’re the one offended tbh

    • @nathanmedema5458
      @nathanmedema5458 Před rokem +7

      @@liamevans1508 🧐🤦‍♂🤦‍♂

  • @smartalix5295
    @smartalix5295 Před rokem +3

    "Snapping turtle" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jennycowan8748
    @jennycowan8748 Před rokem +3

    Hooo I can't breath, snapping turtle, that's a new one.

  • @evb.4476
    @evb.4476 Před rokem +118

    Man i love his come back! Why the heck cant people just be nice to each other.

    • @NortelGeek
      @NortelGeek Před rokem

      🧬🫧🧼🧠 ♀️♂️ 🧠🧼🫧🧬
      "BeCauSe ItS oFfEnSive", lol

    • @anabaird3835
      @anabaird3835 Před rokem

      He just told us why...didnt he? 😮‍💨 .

  • @mattd6931
    @mattd6931 Před rokem +29

    "Bold of you to assume I'm female""
    Appropriate response: "I wasn't assuming, I was giving you the benefit of the doubt, even though I was unsure."

  • @nedraunique_mindset222
    @nedraunique_mindset222 Před rokem +4

    I feel him on this dang!!! Some days I just feel like do I even belong on this planet anymore🤔?? Lol 😆They can have it!!

  • @gr8fruitsprouts440
    @gr8fruitsprouts440 Před rokem +2

    This guy seems like so much fun!
    I like his earthiness.
    "Snappin' turtle" LOL

  • @musandagi3896
    @musandagi3896 Před rokem +33

    Dude, you crack me up bro. Keep it real.😂😂😂😂

    • @lindashorter5386
      @lindashorter5386 Před rokem

      Yeah, the way he always looks like he's gonna jump thru the screen when he's pissed off. He's funny as heck!😄

  • @dhammes9616
    @dhammes9616 Před rokem +4

    I love this man he is so real and effing funny

  • @rosegolden7885
    @rosegolden7885 Před rokem +4

    This happened to my Mommy, she seen an individual dressed like a man with beard stubble. She addressed the person as SIR, when she went around them. "Excuse me Sir, let me get around you" they got mad as hell and got in her face. " IMA woman, DO I look like a Man" Needless to say Momma aired out the store with mace. The owner was nice enough to walk her out and apologize sincerely for his customers actions. He ain't lying, A real life Game of Guess Who.

  • @clark987878
    @clark987878 Před rokem +4

    Im a straight guy with long hair and slender build. I have been called miss or ma'am. I have never corrected anyone. They meant no harm and did no harm. People who get aggressive with people who mean them no harm and didn't hurt anyone are bad people.

    • @xKotun
      @xKotun Před rokem +1

      You're an actual dude tho. No one would have difficulty understanding why you'd correct them.

    • @Fenrir_Hellbreed
      @Fenrir_Hellbreed Před rokem

      In any case they could have at least been polite about it. "Thank you, but for the record I actually identify as ____." Most people I know would apologize and correct themselves if given the opportunity but being hostile over an honest mistake doesn't exactly make anyone want to do so.

  • @wendyroman4944
    @wendyroman4944 Před rokem +5

    That guy is hilarious! 😂😂😂😂

  • @danielleporter1829
    @danielleporter1829 Před rokem +17

    Had Scoot been there, she would've told the cashier about herself and taken up for her daddy.

  • @VHoff-33
    @VHoff-33 Před rokem +3

    This is why I prefer to be an introvert

  • @wendellworrell9547
    @wendellworrell9547 Před rokem +1

    My man was on point when he said I’ll make like a baby and head out priceless 😅😅😅💯

  • @bigombre3867
    @bigombre3867 Před rokem +6

    Cant even be kind to people these days. This why I go into stores get what I need, pay attention to my surroundings and smile.. then hurry my ass out

  • @danae5578
    @danae5578 Před rokem +11

    You got me at... "I'm gonna make like a baby and head out" 😅

  • @ksssonja99ks
    @ksssonja99ks Před rokem +1

    "I'm gonna make like a baby and head out"😂😂😂

  • @teeciewalk
    @teeciewalk Před rokem +2

    Dude he’s definitely invited to the cookout. We’re on the same page. He’s hilarious 😂

  • @who346
    @who346 Před rokem +6

    Proceed as NORMAL. IF they cant be civil, that is on them....

  • @beansmama8914
    @beansmama8914 Před rokem +52

    He just gotta sick scoot (his daughter) on the cashier, he's even afraid of scoot 🤘

  • @joshuahickey8847
    @joshuahickey8847 Před rokem +1

    And he wonders why Scoot is like that😂😂😂

  • @slothmonster7165
    @slothmonster7165 Před rokem +2

    This def has the ring of an 'and then they all clapped' story...

  • @freqenc
    @freqenc Před rokem +5

    Snapping turtle was the one that got me. Truth.

  • @annatmarshall5133
    @annatmarshall5133 Před rokem +9

    Yes! He's right.

  • @chantawillis9628
    @chantawillis9628 Před rokem +1

    😂 Do like a baby & head out😅 off Eudy.

  • @elviraibanez4955
    @elviraibanez4955 Před rokem +1

    I’m not checking out, You snapping turtle lady, “ That got me laughing 😂😂😂 I feel ‘ya 😂

  • @GVvoltaire
    @GVvoltaire Před rokem +4

    That boy is a fool!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏿👊🏿👍🏿🫵🏿

  • @natewells734
    @natewells734 Před rokem +9

    This dude's channel is GREAT.

  • @NeverComply42
    @NeverComply42 Před rokem +2

    He IS funny… 🤣👍🏼

  • @BlissfulJourney10
    @BlissfulJourney10 Před rokem +1

    "Make like a baby and head out" bahahaha😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jennifermoody6987
    @jennifermoody6987 Před rokem +55

    "I'm not checking out your snapping turtle lady!" Lmfao.. that's probably why IT got mad in the first place, because IT wanted you to check it out and you didn't 🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️💀💀💀⚰⚰⚰☠☠☠🙈🙈🙈👀👀👀

    • @jonathan_herr
      @jonathan_herr Před rokem +1

      I guess this Jennifer IT/THING poster doesn't know how to use the word they/them...

    • @jennifermoody6987
      @jennifermoody6987 Před rokem +1

      @@jonathan_herr thanks pronoun police officer Jonathan

    • @thisistheway89
      @thisistheway89 Před rokem +2

      ​@@jonathan_herr well that would infer that there were two people so.....Jennifer is not wrong go be offended somewhere else.😂

    • @jonathan_herr
      @jonathan_herr Před rokem +1

      @@thisistheway89 all I was doing was using their own words against them...

    • @jonathan_herr
      @jonathan_herr Před rokem +1

      @@jennifermoody6987 there's using pronouns accidentally wrong, and there's using them in a snarky negative/spiteful manner...

  • @JeneaneKnox-sn3ew
    @JeneaneKnox-sn3ew Před rokem +20

    Awesome, freaking awesome,I'm wit cha brother, amen

  • @pamelamoore2782
    @pamelamoore2782 Před rokem +1

    I love his response to the cashier.

  • @NewYorkCityGritty5
    @NewYorkCityGritty5 Před rokem +1

    "I'm not checking out your snapping turtle lady!" Legendary. 😂😂😂😂

  • @cristaladame5608
    @cristaladame5608 Před rokem +4

    😂😂😂😂 I need a man like you in my life

  • @carolynkeys8177
    @carolynkeys8177 Před rokem +6

    That's my boy!😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gginsc9816
    @gginsc9816 Před rokem +1

    Snapping turtle? I am passing out with laughter!

  • @shawjasmine
    @shawjasmine Před rokem +5

    😂😂😂 I just can't

  • @jasminemcelroy7717
    @jasminemcelroy7717 Před rokem +3

    I honestly don't understand the point of making everything confrontational, especially when there is no need for it.

  • @clarencewood1363
    @clarencewood1363 Před rokem

    You tell'em Officer Eudy. I enjoy this guy so much. He's hilarious

  • @notconvincedgranny6573
    @notconvincedgranny6573 Před rokem +1

    I thought it was about "happy Memorial Day." Ain't nothing happy about that.

  • @diviengii
    @diviengii Před rokem +3

    Yes. Lol they are just a matter of laughter.

  • @ednaoldebeken3853
    @ednaoldebeken3853 Před rokem +3

    This isn't going to stop, is it?

    • @NortelGeek
      @NortelGeek Před rokem +1

      God I hope so. I'm so sick of children being 🧠🧼🫧 with the whole 🧬 theater. (Sorry to have to communicate with emoji, but I'm afraid Google will delete or not display my comment otherwise). ♥️ 🤍 💙

  • @KRenee-wi1iv
    @KRenee-wi1iv Před rokem +1

    Officer Rudy is hilarious! Huh?! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Whitney_Not_Houston
    @Whitney_Not_Houston Před rokem +1

    I LOVE his videos! His daughter Scoot is the best!

  • @marvel9r421
    @marvel9r421 Před rokem +5

    I feel ya pain🤣🤣🤣

  • @soulsnatcher5408
    @soulsnatcher5408 Před rokem +4

    If I was in that situation. That person would be on the ground unconscious and I would be in handcuffs, happily.

  • @dharmon8798
    @dharmon8798 Před rokem +1

    Had your daughter been there you all could have teamed up. 😂😂😂

    • @yvettebeck6367
      @yvettebeck6367 Před 11 měsíci

      Now, you know, Scoot would've teamed up AGAINST him, right?

  • @darylparaha824
    @darylparaha824 Před rokem +1

    Just loved this couldn't stop laughing 😆 🤣 😂 😄 😅 😀 😆 🤣

  • @Godsrocker1970
    @Godsrocker1970 Před rokem +5

    There is nothing happy about remembering my son in law died in war.

  • @diannemcintosh8447
    @diannemcintosh8447 Před rokem +1

    I love when he said "more plastic surgery".

  • @Letsberealyall
    @Letsberealyall Před rokem

    “And you on my last nerve!” Lol 😅😂😅

  • @Tmanz420
    @Tmanz420 Před rokem +1

    Side note. Veterans that lost brothers or sisters do not appreciate the "Happy Memorial Day".
    It is a solemn day reserved for those lost.

  • @earlmcnastybmfcodm
    @earlmcnastybmfcodm Před rokem +1

    Damned if you do, and damned if you don't!

  • @aprildyson9554
    @aprildyson9554 Před rokem

    I love this cop.❤❤❤❤ Scoot is the best😂❤

  • @davidbrewer184
    @davidbrewer184 Před rokem

    "I'm not checkin out your snapper turtle lady"....Truth spoken

  • @Metalalbumreviewers
    @Metalalbumreviewers Před 11 měsíci

    This is one of the few instances where "I need to speak with your manager" is an entirely appropriate response.

  • @WTFIsThis4YT
    @WTFIsThis4YT Před rokem

    “Make like a baby and head out”….😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Aonexia
    @Aonexia Před rokem

    "Make like a baby and head Out!" Man!!! What a line...:-D

  • @ahealthylivingforyou3329

    I have this on repeat and can’t stop laughing! The world is so reverse nowadays.😂😂😂

  • @moustacherie7042
    @moustacherie7042 Před rokem +1

    Things that happened: This, definitely, absolutely. Source: trust me, bro.

  • @dieaolja
    @dieaolja Před rokem +1

    Make like a baby and head out…that’s a good one

  • @debrawittig3944
    @debrawittig3944 Před rokem

    Took me a second..."make like a baby and head out"...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Msjamariabrown
    @Msjamariabrown Před rokem

    Snapping Turtle 🐢 took me out 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lindaglover7088
    @lindaglover7088 Před rokem

    we are soooo glad you didn't check out her snapping turtle. 🤣🤣🤣 good thing you made like a baby 👶 and head out🤣🤣🤣

  • @shelbralittle6469
    @shelbralittle6469 Před 11 měsíci

    He said I want off this planet!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @darionmcneely8812
    @darionmcneely8812 Před rokem

    This guy's funny enough on his own. No duo needed.

  • @hiddentruth4874
    @hiddentruth4874 Před rokem

    He said i wont off this planet lmfao LOL 😅😂🤣

  • @YourFriendlyNeighborhoodAnon
    @YourFriendlyNeighborhoodAnon Před 10 měsíci

    If he actually said "I deserve this planet." Lmfao that's amazing.
    I needed that, thank you.

  • @srogbog1
    @srogbog1 Před rokem

    'Make like a baby and head out'! 😂😂😂

  • @ahealthylivingforyou3329

    Can’t stop laughing! For real!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @patricianatividad8451
    @patricianatividad8451 Před rokem +1

    He or she LOLOLOL LOLOLOL

  • @eileenpreste6801
    @eileenpreste6801 Před rokem

    Snapped turtle!!! 😆😅😂😂

  • @hildaespindola7588
    @hildaespindola7588 Před rokem +1

    So true! And realize how they always want to be respected, yet that’s not what they give. It’s frustrating to see how confused they are. Accept yourself, stop trying to change nature…. It’s not working

  • @gillianteekah8657
    @gillianteekah8657 Před rokem

    🤣🤣🤣not checking your snapping turtle...lol

  • @EnLightEnd1111
    @EnLightEnd1111 Před rokem

    "make like a baby and head out" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nakeyakaylynn
    @nakeyakaylynn Před rokem

    It's the "snapping turtle" for me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @RosieWilliamOlivia
    @RosieWilliamOlivia Před rokem

    "Your snapping turtle" 😂😂😂😂 I'm using that 😂😂

  • @catrinaa4315
    @catrinaa4315 Před rokem

    "Ima do like a baby and head out" 😂😂😂

  • @nanuq83
    @nanuq83 Před 11 měsíci

    The best part is knowing he's a cop. If his daughter had been there... ah hell would have broken loose. haha

  • @carmentorres1426
    @carmentorres1426 Před rokem

    "I'm gonna make like a baby, and head out" 🤣😂.

  • @kingbodacius
    @kingbodacius Před 11 měsíci

    People out here pissing off the punisher lmao 😂