WILD! Shark lands on fishing boat in New Zealand

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  • čas přidán 14. 11. 2022
  • The group was searching for kingfish when the mako shark took the bait and jumped onto the fishing charter. abc7.la/3GjdvXB
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  • @donaldfisher749
    @donaldfisher749 Před rokem +2568

    Rock, paper, scissors for who has to toss him overboard

    • @michaelalvarado8127
      @michaelalvarado8127 Před 10 měsíci +78

      Prob let em die there, took it back

    • @josephmamta3830
      @josephmamta3830 Před 10 měsíci +27

      @@michaelalvarado8127that’s a wild assumption, you know nothing

    • @justintryba
      @justintryba Před 10 měsíci +83

      @@josephmamta3830it’s a mako they probably did keep it you can eat them

    • @brianlipsett4837
      @brianlipsett4837 Před 10 měsíci +63

      @@josephmamta3830do you cry in the shower daily?

    • @wimpievanderwesthuizen4994
      @wimpievanderwesthuizen4994 Před 10 měsíci +46

      No chance of that. Can sell it or eat it . Mako shark same as game fish.

  • @Skygt2RS
    @Skygt2RS Před 10 měsíci +2021

    If anyone back at the dock asked we fought it for hours and it almost ate bob

    • @kukie1140
      @kukie1140 Před 10 měsíci +53

      😂😂😂 nice

    • @tom4208
      @tom4208 Před 9 měsíci +42

      funniest comment I have seen on youtube all of 2023 congratulations sir.

    • @adventuresofdeankane3569
      @adventuresofdeankane3569 Před 7 měsíci +23

      Took all of us to pull it up after the battle

    • @DustinWeber-df5xg
      @DustinWeber-df5xg Před 7 měsíci +12

      Bob😂 I give ever person in a story the name bob😂

    • @DooDoo4208
      @DooDoo4208 Před 7 měsíci +2

      Who's Bob?

  • @hellothere4342
    @hellothere4342 Před rokem +1045

    Mako here would like to speak to the boat captain about the extended warranty.

  • @chushwater8993
    @chushwater8993 Před rokem +397

    At least it jumped on front of boat not the back end, sheesh

    • @jeffcrayton9596
      @jeffcrayton9596 Před 5 měsíci +4

      It'd be shredded tuna fish if it had of 😂

  • @YouTubeDeletesComments
    @YouTubeDeletesComments Před 10 měsíci +572

    I wouldn't know what to Mako that situation!

  • @IGotPuns
    @IGotPuns Před rokem +697

    Easiest catch in the world 😂

    • @adrianovalerio9794
      @adrianovalerio9794 Před 7 měsíci +4

      Bro Ned to save the shark💀

    • @doge_boiy
      @doge_boiy Před 4 měsíci

      Sharks are actually a
      protected species so it's technically illegal to consume them

    • @marytawil2494
      @marytawil2494 Před 7 hodinami

      Yeah, what are you gonna do with it in edible full of mercury

  • @grubcooking8176
    @grubcooking8176 Před 5 měsíci +36

    Don't help sharks off the front of your boat. They will eat you.
    - Sun Tzu

  • @abooyaboo
    @abooyaboo Před 3 měsíci +150

    The first shark to identify as a bird 😂

    • @jpburnez5655
      @jpburnez5655 Před měsícem +2

      In the way we are going it wouldn't surprise me at all...😂

    • @ptick16
      @ptick16 Před měsícem +1

      Oh crap!!! When they begin identifying as "human", can they sue us?

    • @edramos975
      @edramos975 Před měsícem

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @justjustin4044
      @justjustin4044 Před 10 dny

      😂😂😂😂

  • @johnnycrash3270
    @johnnycrash3270 Před 11 měsíci +279

    NOW That's a fishing story to tell the Grandkids

    • @dcfootball1
      @dcfootball1 Před 8 měsíci +12

      And have the footage to prove it!!!

    • @jorgemoreira2406
      @jorgemoreira2406 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Kkkk😂😂😂

    • @ashnaybro
      @ashnaybro Před 4 měsíci

      Why’d you capitalise now and not that’s

    • @johnnycrash3270
      @johnnycrash3270 Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@ashnaybro because I CAN if i wanT

    • @ashnaybro
      @ashnaybro Před 4 měsíci

      @@johnnycrash3270 NOW That’s a fishing story to tell the Grandkids.
      Feels like I’m saying it wrong.. what’s the best way to say it?

  • @rvtech101
    @rvtech101 Před 10 měsíci +139

    “ You can’t park there “!

  • @juancrisantes7671
    @juancrisantes7671 Před rokem +588

    probably saw a killer whale 👀

  • @Dr.Monday
    @Dr.Monday Před 10 měsíci +185

    There are solid reasons on why you should have a grill on the boat.

    • @CenkTVtr
      @CenkTVtr Před 9 měsíci +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @escapetarkov3838
      @escapetarkov3838 Před 8 měsíci +6

      I do on mine for this very reason!

    • @WhiteOwlOnFire_XXX
      @WhiteOwlOnFire_XXX Před 7 měsíci +3

      I hate those bars around boats. Makes them so ugly

    • @Jameson1776
      @Jameson1776 Před 6 měsíci +7

      @@WhiteOwlOnFire_XXXthey also keep people from falling overboard.

    • @Angel4UTwo
      @Angel4UTwo Před 6 měsíci +1

      Lmfao. Good one 😂😂😂. Now to only determine Charcoal or gas grill?

  • @run_rabbit-run9762
    @run_rabbit-run9762 Před rokem +195

    "I think we need a bigger boat"

    • @Bert_de_Wit
      @Bert_de_Wit Před 8 měsíci +8

      Only people over 40 will understand your reference 😊.

    • @user-cy1ph1jd9m
      @user-cy1ph1jd9m Před 8 měsíci

      person under who can just barly drink i got the reference@@Bert_de_Wit

    • @StoleUrCrocs
      @StoleUrCrocs Před 7 měsíci +5

      @@Bert_de_WitI’m 20 and know it

    • @Bert_de_Wit
      @Bert_de_Wit Před 7 měsíci +3

      @@StoleUrCrocs Then I stand corrected! Well done!

    • @Juane9000
      @Juane9000 Před 7 měsíci +2

      I haven't been consived yet, and I know the reference

  • @dane.7705
    @dane.7705 Před 6 měsíci +53

    I appreciate the roll of TP sitting on the dash, I’d be slipping away with that while the others were distracted.

  • @gabrielmorales1357
    @gabrielmorales1357 Před rokem +163

    Freaking Mako Shark. Didn't ever believe that they can jump out of the water until now.

    • @mrsavagemans
      @mrsavagemans Před 11 měsíci +19

      They are the fastest sharks

    • @nickm8874
      @nickm8874 Před 11 měsíci +7

      It’s extremely well documented that they leap out of the water when hooked. I remember reading about it / seeing photos of it when I was in school 30 years ago

    • @kortneybreakfield-bousquet1499
      @kortneybreakfield-bousquet1499 Před 11 měsíci +5

      Actually that one is a pretty thick shark, a little to thick to be a mako. That is a porbeagle shark, a mix of a great white and a mako shark, hope this helps! 😊

    • @emilio2647
      @emilio2647 Před 10 měsíci +2

      @gabrielmorales1357 they should've had Jason Statham onboard that boat.

    • @jesus85ize
      @jesus85ize Před 10 měsíci

      Of course they do!?? So do great whites

  • @tanisha6787
    @tanisha6787 Před 6 měsíci +23

    He was like damn I swear this is how the Orcas did it

  • @alfredanderson2586
    @alfredanderson2586 Před 10 měsíci +20

    Now that's something you don't see everyday

  • @Fish-pi8lv
    @Fish-pi8lv Před 2 měsíci +3

    Bro that poor shark must have been so confused💀

  • @StrayDogTheExposer
    @StrayDogTheExposer Před 7 měsíci +7

    Shark is saying, "Hey, where's the cream filling?"

  • @MrTim207
    @MrTim207 Před 10 měsíci +20

    That toilet roll was well placed and very much required!

    • @carolmestas1130
      @carolmestas1130 Před 7 měsíci +2

      I didnt even see it😅 too funny😂😂😂

    • @AnitaN.o.
      @AnitaN.o. Před 2 měsíci

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @j.thomas7128
    @j.thomas7128 Před 10 měsíci +90

    Dept of Fishing and Wildlife:
    You were caught with an endangered species in your possession. We are impounding your boat and arresting all of you.

    • @Andgrey
      @Andgrey Před 10 měsíci +19

      But we..we didn’t catch it , it leapt onto our boat out of nowhere, honest

    • @TheGreyGhost_of43rd
      @TheGreyGhost_of43rd Před 9 měsíci +4

      Endangered?? Are you drunk?

    • @Ivander_K
      @Ivander_K Před 9 měsíci +14

      ​@@TheGreyGhost_of43rdits probably a joke

    • @zoluhwa3508
      @zoluhwa3508 Před 9 měsíci +7

      Most of the Pacific, if your a fishing vessel, you can't catch sharks, the shark doesn't have to be endangered...I said most pacific countries not all. Also If your a local fisherman in most pacific islands countries you can catch for personal consumption but you can't sell it, the commercial sale of sharks and shark products like handicrafts made from shark tooth is prohibited in most pacific countries. I used to work in fisheries, attended meetings where pacific island countries come together and discuss fishing regulations and conservation, so I know Australia and New Zealand for sure have stricter laws than other pacific countries. Something like this if you don't have video evidence that it was an accident, fish and wildlife can really penalize you with huge $$$.

    • @YouTube_can_ESAD
      @YouTube_can_ESAD Před 6 měsíci +4

      @@TheGreyGhost_of43rd😂👉🏾🤡

  • @skeetermcswagger0U812
    @skeetermcswagger0U812 Před rokem +45

    So this is why they quit putting hood ornaments on cars......holy mackerel!!!🐟🦈

    • @Tha_bro
      @Tha_bro Před rokem +2

      the shark is there hood ornament

  • @X-Prime123
    @X-Prime123 Před 6 měsíci +47

    I didn't know UberEats delivers in the middle of the ocean.

  • @Larrythecableguy749
    @Larrythecableguy749 Před 10 měsíci +7

    Shark: you’ll need a bigger boat, I’m not fitting.

  • @rickmuniz122
    @rickmuniz122 Před rokem +32

    you guys caught all the fish it was trying to eat😅🤣🤣

  • @pinkacademy5232
    @pinkacademy5232 Před 10 měsíci +9

    Finders keepers, you found my boat I keep you 😂 but the sharks 🦈 face like: *Mannnnn this is some bullshit*

  • @dunnamang
    @dunnamang Před 11 měsíci +56

    Would love to see how they got that back in the water. What a vicious looking machine that thing is.

    • @thefungshueshitter2833
      @thefungshueshitter2833 Před 10 měsíci +14

      They probably did jot

    • @lilahngahere4274
      @lilahngahere4274 Před 9 měsíci +2

      Whoever loses at paper, scissors, rock has to jump in the water. When the Shark sees them, it will launch itself off the boat 🚢😂😂

    • @Breenild
      @Breenild Před 6 měsíci +4

      I guess they simply did nothing until the shark suffocated.
      It can't breath in the air.

    • @jimschaffer8921
      @jimschaffer8921 Před 2 měsíci

      @@mastermindhunterthen why’d you mention it.

    • @mastermindhunter
      @mastermindhunter Před 2 měsíci

      @@jimschaffer8921 Fine. I’ll just remove the comment.

  • @stepheninczech
    @stepheninczech Před 6 měsíci +17

    It's like those dudes in LA in the 90s who want to wash your windshield at red lights.

    • @Callum-yl1fi
      @Callum-yl1fi Před 3 měsíci +3

      Yeah, that's been happening long before the 90s, and it's still a thing now

    • @DanielFiorella
      @DanielFiorella Před 4 dny

      😂😂😂

  • @madArt1981
    @madArt1981 Před 5 měsíci +22

    His name is Fred and he’s embarrassed about that predicament. The other fish are still hackling him about it

  • @JamesJones-cx5pk
    @JamesJones-cx5pk Před 6 měsíci +5

    Like horses, they become relaxed if they can smell your hand.

    • @ronswanson76
      @ronswanson76 Před 6 měsíci +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cookiemonster2299
    @cookiemonster2299 Před 10 měsíci +6

    Dang, Janice was sunbathing on the bow and now she's turned into a shark!
    Yeah that's not Janice bro.....
    😬😜

  • @midnitelacee
    @midnitelacee Před rokem +16

    Umm, where can I find full video of this pls

    • @scottballinger40
      @scottballinger40 Před rokem +2

      why do you doubt it? Makos are notorious for following jigs and leaping out of the water and on the boats

    • @minifalda6611
      @minifalda6611 Před rokem +2

      Great white?

    • @mikejordan6036
      @mikejordan6036 Před rokem +4

      ​@@minifalda6611 Mako

    • @unapologeticallyauthentic
      @unapologeticallyauthentic Před rokem +16

      ​@@scottballinger40 lol I don't doubt it I just wanna see how the got him down

    • @mei6044
      @mei6044 Před rokem +1

      ​@@scottballinger40 Is that so?

  • @justahippie
    @justahippie Před 10 měsíci +7

    Boat said ;
    Hold My Beer

    • @TabbiiDev
      @TabbiiDev Před 8 měsíci

      No the shark said that lol

  • @davidcook8323
    @davidcook8323 Před 10 měsíci +10

    That's a nice hood ornament you got there.

  • @TheamazingPK
    @TheamazingPK Před 10 měsíci +9

    What a beautiful mako.

    • @janeslater8004
      @janeslater8004 Před měsícem

      Its a tiny one. Baby at least its not a greatvwhite

  • @EntertainMeNow78
    @EntertainMeNow78 Před 2 měsíci +1

    The guy at the back with the biggest "WTF just happened" face. 😂

  • @thedirection6369
    @thedirection6369 Před 9 měsíci +4

    I want to know did you release it or eat it?

  • @prunabluepepper
    @prunabluepepper Před rokem +18

    Overfishing of the oceans is so bad, even the sharks are "Shtaaaap man, Stoooooop"

    • @mrsavagemans
      @mrsavagemans Před 11 měsíci +6

      There are trillions of fish in the ocean and each mama fish can lay hundreds to even thousands of eggs at a time depending on the species. I think the fish population is okay with us humans fishing.

    • @prunabluepepper
      @prunabluepepper Před 11 měsíci +4

      @@mrsavagemans I think you've never been at the sea, were you?

    • @thefungshueshitter2833
      @thefungshueshitter2833 Před 10 měsíci +4

      @@mrsavagemansgo look what happened to cod populations in the 60s and 70s. The advent of modern technology made fishermen way too efficient. We overfished the population of cod and now they’ve dwindled so much. They’re still recovering today

    • @mrsavagemans
      @mrsavagemans Před 10 měsíci

      @@thefungshueshitter2833 yes it’s most likely true that they’re population is wayyyy lower than what it use to be but it’s nowhere near close to being extinct especially since that’s a fish millions of humans eat. So there a farms and laws to keep them safe and there are still millions of cod fish out in the wild.

    • @TheGreyGhost_of43rd
      @TheGreyGhost_of43rd Před 9 měsíci

      🤡

  • @SOLO_12345
    @SOLO_12345 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Blue shark: What’s this invisible barrier that’s protecting this precious meat?

  • @lewissolis
    @lewissolis Před 10 měsíci +1

    A china man would've been like ..."oooh,let's take the fins before we toss it back!"

  • @hagaibinsealtiel3745
    @hagaibinsealtiel3745 Před rokem +29

    We're going to have shark steak for dinner tonight !

  • @glitteringsunshine4306
    @glitteringsunshine4306 Před 11 měsíci +4

    Well, I'd prefer a mermaid sunbathing on my bow...

    • @jesus85ize
      @jesus85ize Před 10 měsíci

      A mulatto mermaid though because if it was Ariel you’d be a RACIST

    • @carolmestas1130
      @carolmestas1130 Před 7 měsíci

      Noo u wouldnt..sirens are deadly i hear😅

  • @pittbasketball32
    @pittbasketball32 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Bruh a mako jumping out of water isn’t uncommon but the timing to land on a boat is wild lol 😂

  • @josuejuarez7247
    @josuejuarez7247 Před 10 měsíci +1

    That shark needed help.
    He or she was like, "Bruh Thank God You Guys Came On Time I Just Seen 4 Killer Whales." 😅

  • @kokamargali9540
    @kokamargali9540 Před 6 měsíci +8

    First I thought it was a domesticated shark, thanks for confirming that this is a wild shark.

    • @ryanof3004
      @ryanof3004 Před 2 měsíci +1

      He's saying WILD! Like a reaction, that would explain the exclamation point. Did you not have 5th grade English class?

    • @AnitaN.o.
      @AnitaN.o. Před 2 měsíci +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @piposulpico1055
    @piposulpico1055 Před 10 měsíci +6

    The shark just wanted to talk about the sea lord and savior Poseidon.

  • @vincentpohe8117
    @vincentpohe8117 Před 2 měsíci +1

    That shark bout to tell the ladies he own a boat😂

  • @Meditation409
    @Meditation409 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Biggest Bluegilll Ive ever seen 😂

    • @isabellaSonia-uc8bt
      @isabellaSonia-uc8bt Před 6 měsíci

      What I want to know is, how did the fish get up on the bow or is this just a video effect? 🤔

  • @dadrocha7741
    @dadrocha7741 Před 10 měsíci +9

    No, seriously? Who talked it into turning itself in? Those are awesome communication skills.

  • @brbjk.m.846
    @brbjk.m.846 Před rokem +4

    Then what??

  • @user-sn3rv1zc5z
    @user-sn3rv1zc5z Před měsícem

    “I’m tired of swimming.” “No,no! That’s what you DO! Come on,now.”😂

  • @ciscoh1
    @ciscoh1 Před 10 měsíci +1

    That’s definitely a skin walker pretending be shark

  • @goliathonscave9834
    @goliathonscave9834 Před 5 měsíci +5

    Note to self: No more riding in the bow...

  • @AnnWahlquist
    @AnnWahlquist Před 7 měsíci +8

    there's NOTHING they can do for that Shark....

    • @literallylyric262
      @literallylyric262 Před 5 měsíci

      Why not? Genuinely curious

    • @AnnWahlquist
      @AnnWahlquist Před 5 měsíci

      @@literallylyric262 isnt that obvious?..

    • @literallylyric262
      @literallylyric262 Před 5 měsíci

      @@AnnWahlquist well don’t they have anything to push it off?? It’s obviously obvious but still

    • @AnnWahlquist
      @AnnWahlquist Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@literallylyric262 that Shark probably weighs around 1500lbs at least .. there's no way they can pick him up and throw him back

    • @MSTRY9
      @MSTRY9 Před 5 měsíci +2

      There's nothing we can do
      - nopolien

  • @jonsavage6314
    @jonsavage6314 Před 10 měsíci +2

    All right, Who brought the banana the boat?🤨

  • @dangoaicunghoa
    @dangoaicunghoa Před 5 měsíci +2

    Your videos are amazing🎉

  • @usagi9948
    @usagi9948 Před rokem +9

    ʜᴇ ᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ sᴀʏ ʜɪ 😂

  • @camdenyards1456
    @camdenyards1456 Před rokem +7

    Help it! I hope it was okay.

    • @its2amandstillonyoutube542
      @its2amandstillonyoutube542 Před rokem

      HOW THÉ F DO YOU HELP A SHARK WITHOUT GETTING EATEN ALIVE YOU MUPPET

    • @thecoolerknight1243
      @thecoolerknight1243 Před rokem +1

      Unless they were able to get it back in the water immediately, it’s probably dead. sharks breathe by ram ventilation, which means they have to constantly get water push through their gills or they die

    • @kiamau
      @kiamau Před rokem +8

      The shark survived , they don't die that fast out of water

    • @jboss7376
      @jboss7376 Před 11 měsíci +3

      @@thecoolerknight1243they can survive for a good 10 mins without water its not the lack of oxygen that kills em its the over abundance of it

    • @nathanlindahl8336
      @nathanlindahl8336 Před 11 měsíci +3

      @@thecoolerknight1243I always love people like you who obviously want to sound smart SO bad yet they’re completely wrong😂 Keep it up

  • @Its_Lucy73
    @Its_Lucy73 Před 23 dny +1

    POV: *Goes back to dock*
    *everyone starring*
    …hey guys we got the BEST catch of the day!

  • @Silenceisconsent
    @Silenceisconsent Před dnem

    😂❤
    He said PLEASE don’t do anything!
    Like hey …. Make good decisions 😂

  • @Queenmarie88
    @Queenmarie88 Před 9 měsíci +6

    Please tell me they got him back in the water 🙏🏼

  • @ReyeS000Il
    @ReyeS000Il Před 2 měsíci

    Shark must’ve watched the Movie Jaws and figured he’d do the same.

  • @pickle_a_day_keeps_the_dr_away
    @pickle_a_day_keeps_the_dr_away Před 9 měsíci +1

    Typically understand kiwi reaction.
    You imagine if that was a boat load of Americans, there would be all sorts of dramatics 😂😂

  • @smokingbeetles5793
    @smokingbeetles5793 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Makes you think when you look over a boat and something could be coming right at your head.

  • @lilahngahere4274
    @lilahngahere4274 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Ocean fisheries here, its been reported you have been eating my relies 😂😂😂

  • @Awholekit
    @Awholekit Před 9 měsíci +1

    A shark to another: i bet you 6 fish and dolphin you can't jump that boat!

  • @gueswhosthis
    @gueswhosthis Před 17 dny

    "Mate, Meg told me I can do this and the boat will just split in half."

  • @Tylerpierre99
    @Tylerpierre99 Před měsícem

    Fishermen: "alternate your fins and shake yourself loose!"
    Shark:😱😱😱 _panic_

  • @jujutrini8412
    @jujutrini8412 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Yeah, I’m just heading straight back to shore and hopping off the boat if that happens. Someone braver has to deal with it.

  • @craig0077
    @craig0077 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Now I get why they keep the toilet paper handy for the captain.

  • @AnjuTamang-yx9uw
    @AnjuTamang-yx9uw Před 14 dny

    Shark:hey guys sorry i got tried of swimmimg!

  • @DrubieDoobieDoo
    @DrubieDoobieDoo Před měsícem

    *Shark jumps in the boat*
    *Game warden shows up*
    “Who caught the shark?”

  • @Ilovecars-ny5pr
    @Ilovecars-ny5pr Před 3 měsíci

    Shark was looking at the camera like 👁️👄👁️

  • @musicgram08
    @musicgram08 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Captain felt need to say “Just don’t anyone do anything!”?

  • @taylorharbin3948
    @taylorharbin3948 Před 2 měsíci

    “Hi guys! Let’s play Jaws!”

  • @robbya6870
    @robbya6870 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Mako jumps to complain abt some fishermen stealing his fish, " lives to regret"

  • @d.r.b3167
    @d.r.b3167 Před rokem

    That SHARKEY had plans, I'm thinking this was not one of those. Hahaha hahaha haha.

  • @victorsealey3486
    @victorsealey3486 Před 10 měsíci

    Erny herrrrrr ....... fishy fishy fishy !!! Shark : you call me

  • @brianthesnail5452
    @brianthesnail5452 Před 10 měsíci +2

    I would have needed that toilet paper 😮

  • @dissuede6949
    @dissuede6949 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Welp, that's a shark.

  • @mileybowman
    @mileybowman Před 5 měsíci +1

    Shark1: you know Chad I think I wanna be a flying fish!
    Shark2: don’t do it John
    1: but why not I think I’m gonna do it
    2: no
    1: why!???
    2: just don’t. Remember Lisa 😬😵
    1: I’m gonna do it. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
    2: NOOOOOOOO. Ooh it’s lunch time bye John 😋

  • @Backhand77
    @Backhand77 Před 3 měsíci

    That shark won the Darwin award

  • @marcusharmon8389
    @marcusharmon8389 Před měsícem

    That shark was so thoughtful he knew they werent catching much and sacrifices himself what a hero !!!!

  • @Giggler.
    @Giggler. Před 5 měsíci

    Sharky broke rule 1: NEVER GET INTO A MAN INFESTED BOAT 😂

  • @jetsielsanchez8240
    @jetsielsanchez8240 Před 4 měsíci

    All I can see is the scene from despicable me where the shark lands on the sushi table and everyone gets happy 🤣

  • @clairhennings8423
    @clairhennings8423 Před 6 měsíci

    Everyone liked Sharknado movies, until it happens to you! Lol

  • @zackalexanderraquepo8971
    @zackalexanderraquepo8971 Před 4 měsíci +1

    So this is where sharnados come from

  • @stickyandsweetie
    @stickyandsweetie Před 5 měsíci

    Hes like" your fuckin my home up geezers"😂

  • @esmewvimes2901
    @esmewvimes2901 Před 5 měsíci

    Shark: You wouldn't Believe the size of the boat I caught. There are about 6 humans in there, so they'll keep a few days till we get the party going. Then we'll break them out and toss a couple onto the Barbie, the rest was can just boil for a fisherman stew.
    Baby shark: Isn't it mean to just drop them in boiling water?
    Shark: son, they're humans. Their brains are tiny. Most of us believe they don't even feel pain, and this way nothing goes to waste.
    Baby shark: oh. Okay then. Can I have extra butter on mine? I can! Thanks Dad.

  • @austinflores8552
    @austinflores8552 Před 5 dny

    That boat has a new hood ordemente 😂

  • @DeanSchumacher
    @DeanSchumacher Před 11 dny

    Mako Mike just chilling 😂😂😂😂

  • @luakabsalam1816
    @luakabsalam1816 Před měsícem

    Shark : Where am I?

  • @georgepaiva7496
    @georgepaiva7496 Před 10 měsíci

    I heard of one that leaped over a boat and landed in the water on the outside. Makos are the most dangerous shark they are lightning fast and ornery all the time

  • @mayuravirus6134
    @mayuravirus6134 Před 9 měsíci +1

    That's the biggest Mako Shark i've ever seen and the Kiwis got their dinner

  • @tyfresh55
    @tyfresh55 Před 4 měsíci

    If they where driving any faster the fisherman would’ve been lunch for the shark 😂😂

  • @daremaster5254
    @daremaster5254 Před 2 měsíci

    Sharks attacking boats irl instead of movies:

  • @blqhamuha
    @blqhamuha Před 10 měsíci +1

    The TP was spot on.😂

  • @devonalmich7312
    @devonalmich7312 Před 7 měsíci

    Man is so playing that one shark game on iOS.😂

  • @BroncosXediting
    @BroncosXediting Před 6 měsíci +1

    Wow that is insane coming from an Australian!

  • @miserablysane420
    @miserablysane420 Před 5 měsíci

    He just wanted to say hey guys and sunbath for a minute