WARNING: HOLY SH*T!! | Whack The Burglars
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- Holy CRAP Whack The Burglars is SO VIOLENT!!
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"NOOHOOOOOO! NOT THE EYEBALLS AND THE BALLBALLS!"
Is currently my favorite Markiplier quote.
Jonathan Meyer what is lmao?
@@chustinequiell4269 laughing my ass off
Why does this have so many likes
Apparently ballballs (or bolbol) is a slang word that also means testicles in Filipino
I about died laughing Lol 😂😂😂
Mark: "THEY'RE the victims here."
Also Mark: *Immediately activates a fail kill*
O
Oof
More same oof
Hello Phoenix King.
That’s evil game but funny die kill Count
I like how the dog just sits there like: ‘this is fine, this seems perfectly normal. I’m okay with the events that are unfolding around me right now.’
Iconic meme
He’s used to it by now 😭
"this is fine."
that web comic with a dog
whiskey= best boi
The word is the TV she killed a guy get the remote and watch woman’s dancing and she’s practicing🤣🤣🤣
“I fear no man, but this thing...”
*looks at the guy getting robbed*
“It scares me!”
Is it ok if I laugh at all the kills or does that means I'm insane
@@IlcotheOtter you’re insane.
@@dinglequandale8574 that's fair
But anyways, I fear no man
Burglar: Gets brutally murdered
Person: Laughs at his bloody corpse
Dat Filthy Casual Gamer dd woods
Thats my liking xD
I feel like this comment has a lot of sadistic psychopaths.
But that's what it's about I guess
@@randomguyontheinternet9107 dude, there's nothing sad about this. Why in the freaking hell you think that some comments are sad?! NOT FUCKING SAD!
@@Nsodnoajdjksl do you know what sadistic means?
"That's not what vinegar do." actually, if you get the undiluted acidic pure stuff, that's exactly what it do.
Joshua Waite I actually just learned in biology today that coca cola has the same acidity as vinegar.
Ahh he thought it was vinegar because of the ‘ger’ I think? But it says danger •~• like the warning signs.
Joshua Waite just what like some actually big brains just like me cause in whack the serial killer I said “the brain takes 3 seconds to cease electrical activity when cut so yes you could hear wheezing through the leftover tracheal tubes”
I agree with you Noni M
Herbie vinegar is weird in that it’s good as a surface cleaner and actually healthy for you to swallow in that it cleans out internal harmful bacteria
Mark: *plays game about killing everyone around you*
Also Mark: *makes sad and deep backstory for one of the victims*
Also also Mark: *kills him via garbage disposal*
Bergerlar: *gets frozen*
Guy: *chops head*
Bergerlar: *is still alive*
Markaplier: "wait that's illegal"
yea the robber is like: naaaahhh i dont *FEEL* like dying today.
MarkIplier, I, not A. But ye it’s just like, sorry I’m busy tonight, but I can die next week if that’s cool for you
@@MisplacedPotassium I like how you corrected his name, but didn’t acknowledge the fact they spelled burglar incorrectly
Heres a fun fact
Humans can live with some parts of their body if theyre freezed
@@comicfactsuniverse8105 yeah, what's it too ya? I felt like having bugers that day
Bottle: "Danger"
Mark: "Ah yes vinegar"
Vinegar: make anything better with it... I Wonder if i would fuel you up with vinegar you will shut up
- a Polish youtuber name's i forgot
Lol
It was bleach the forbidden juice
Well, the are all bad regardless, Vinegar has that strong nose burning smell, Bleach isn't that bad in the smell department, but it is bad for you
Perhaps it's not a good idea to rob the house of a psychopath...
The psychopath turned out to be wearing bunny slippers
+Blazing Inferno lol
agree
Psychopath? This guy is the god of gore and brutality.
thats what makes it fun
Not many people can say, "I have Samara from the ring as a bodyguard, and when shes not sucking the souls out of people trying to rob me,shes giving me a lap dance."
Your not wrong.
Ever since they stopped making The Ring movies, Samara had a difficult time finding work before Patrick hired her.
@@tarynbentley1265 lifes been rougher on her
Wait, wasn't Samara a little girl? I'm gonna just say that it was Sadako to de-creepify this since Sadako is an adult.
69
"Who has a washing machine in the kitchen"
**Silent blinks in British**
Loud blinks in British* I do
*laughs in Frost Jotun*
fun fact, the mongols thought an honorable death was being wrapped in a blanket and being beat to death. They thought spilling their own blood was dishonorable
Classy mongols...
Ah...finally someone who actually knows the history of Mongolians
P.S I am an Mongolian
if a murderer will say "any last words" i will respond with "kill me in a blanket"
I diagnose you with smart
So does it not matter if they start bleeding from a rupture inside the blanket, as long as their blood doesn't soak through and touch the ground?
the fingers one was fucked up. i almost cried for the guy
time?
+Trikki MT starts at 14:15
tbh if i were the criminal i just would've had him shoot me
+Luke Hanbury I agree luke
+Steven G. if that man did exist , and that did happen in real life, he would not need your pity. He choose his own path and it ended the way it did. It's ironic though that given the right light, or different perspective that the criminal can become the victim. By that logic there is no criminals and no victims, in any given situation a criminal can be the victim, and likewise the victim can be the criminal. There is no true right nor is there any true wrong. Only your way of viewing it.
Me: **watches guy get killed multiple times**
Also me: this is fine.
I ruined your 69 likes >:)
It’s different 79 LIKES
Well at least this one's sort of justified
say that to my neck
Cute pfp
Why is no one noticing in every "whack your" game, Mark puts a small Pilgrim hat in the thumbnail?
Hats.
It’s cause the picture is taken from his 2nd American history video.
Wait wtf
👼💩 he does
It’s the same thumbnail
Yes. Air Freshener does work like that. Just like hairspray. And deodorant. I've made a DIY flamethrower before.
poor bruh guy Or cooking oil spray, probably bug spray/sun screen, etc...
So what you are telling me is that all you need for a makeshift bomb is sun screen, a match and a kettle? I don’t know how to feel about that
*w h a t*
@@dr.insignia7361 tbh, pretty much anything aerosol could probably be turned into a bomb
PPpppft...even a newbie pyromaniac knows that.
(I AM a pyro by the way and I have made home-made flamethrowers lots of times lol!)
Quick fact: That wasn't vinegar, it was bleach and the label said "Danger."
Just spreading some knowledge!
Another quick fact: combos are made with some things that don't normally go together
Vinegar or bleach still wouldn’t do anything to skin except give a rash
It wasn't vinegar or bleach, because the substance was black.
@@TheProphitPrometheus Bleach over time would do more than just give a rash. Maybe not to the degree we saw, but there would be some noticeable damage if left exposed to it.
Ah yes, bleach, my favorite energy drink
the varying emotions of mark:
13:05 confusion
13:09 terrified
13:11 in disgust
13:19 regret
4 stages of OH MY GOD
Theory: Mark used the blood of his enemies to dye his hair
first reply
but thats just a theory a game theory
O sh!t
Idiot
@@emojicheckerofvibes2837 A fellow man of class, I see.
11:58
**Ninja turtles mega blocks ad shows up**
Markiplier: OH GOD OH NO!!
22:01
**Ninja turtles mega blocks ad shows up again**
Oh god damn it
*LALALALALOAUAOALUAOALA!!*
*LALALALALOAUAOALUAOALA!!*
22:03 2x fast
Laugh at loud at laugh at loud at laugh at loud at oud?
Somebody needs to make a compilation of Mark reacting to ads NOW.
Mark: "I wanna go home..."
*is literally home right now*
one day ago dam not even a 2019 comment
18:16 "Again with the knocking of the out with the extinguisher of fire!" Everytime I hear that I always think about that poindexter professor from the Simpsons.🤓
Oh it totally does
That's not how emojis work lmao
I just realized moonlight sonata is playing in the background…so calming 😌
His speech about the 2nd burglars life literally brought me to tears
Huh... well you're not cut out for raiding...
Now we know who’s next...😈😈😈
Did you mean literally literally or figuratively literally
@@mattaffenit9898 the guy had been starved for weeks. The poor sap ain't cut for it.
@@v.k.rt.m.6030
I meant OP...
The "The Ring" was genius.
Look how confused the dog looks.
Vinegar is fine to use on food and when mixed with water, juice, or another liquid is safe to drink. However, with a pH between 2.4 and 3.3, vinegar is acidic enough to erode tooth enamel, inflame the esophagus and stomach, and trigger nausea and acid reflux. This is for the kitchen one at 20:46
I just imagine his grandma or someone coming in to the room to see him like, torn apart, and being like:
“AAAAAA! YOU GOT BLOOD ON MY BEARSKIN RUG?! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO GET BLOOD OUT OF A BEARSKIN RUG?! CLEAN THIS UP!”
I heard that ShamWow is still effective...
Gaming Fan Rio
Lol
Looking back on this comment, it’s really not that funny, but the best part of this is that this implies she has murdered someone and gotten blood on her rug before, she knows how hard it is to get it out.
reminds me of mark caring more about his bear hat than his horse in red dead redemption 2
I just had a theory...what if the kid in Whack Your Teacher and Whack the Thief, the teenager in Whack Your Boss Superhero style, and this guy from Whack the Burglars and Whack your Neighbor are the same person?
Dalton Pinell they are
😱
it made my day but kinda ruand my night
... wow it has a pic in one game
That would certainly explain some things.
13:04 I love how Mark went from mildly amused to greatly horrified.
'' I GOT IT RIGHT OFF THE BAT!!!" ," LITERALLY!!!"
1:30
Now I call that a “FIRE” Place!
OhHHHhHH
19:52 that voice makes me sad for him
How do u make a hyperlink
@Jake Orchard for a hyperlink, its copy+paste. Idk how to do it on a phone so you might have to do Ctrl+CV on a computer.
The guy was starving for weeks. Patrick is psychotic s.o.b. that doesn't like it when people complain about his dog Whiskey or rob his house.
Half the time the burglar would most likely die from shock...
Craig Wright rsf
The way Mark’s face changed when the burglar got sucked into the garbage disposal. I completely lost it.
Me: *sees mark put him I'm the washer*
Also me: yes mark clean the sins outa him
English is your second language?
" It's the Itchy and Scratchy Show!!!!!!!!!
Lol
Hello Sweetie
Jake Cake hi
Hello Sweetie pie jk it is a joke sorry
Kristi Howell wtf are you talking about
As Jack would say for 13:26
“THAT’S NOT HOW THAT WORKS!!”
But his secret is that it does work like that
19:41 I’ve just got some major Killing Stalking flashbacks from this
You dont say-
I freaking love how the guy jusy got a smug face at all time like if this was his favorite hobby
Probably because it is!
19:29 omg that is hilarious the murderer said yep and answered Mark's question
2:50 the dog is like nope I’m not looking at this
No one:
The joker: 10:44
When mark reaches the second part, he looks at the burglar and roughly describes bohemian rhapsody, while the burglar looks like him kinda.
Just wanted to point that out
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the deadest of them all?"-Markiplier 2016
That twerking show was a smash hit. 11:08
Justin Jake Ashton ayyyyyye
Smashing
Justin Jake Ashton
Justin Jake Ashton lol
Justin Jake Ashton 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Mark: Gets the sharp point of the candle and stabs him in the chest
Also mark: Let that be a lesson - smoking kills
21:15
*clearly dead burglar somehow wakes up*
“WTF!? WHERE AM I?! WHERES MY BODY?!”
8:16-
BAG OF NAILS+ A BAT+ CURTAINS= I GOT THAT ONE RIGHT OFF THE BAT (NO PUN INTENDED)
Mark: I GOT IT RIGHT OFF THE BAT!
Patrick: *picks up the bat as Mark said it*
Mark: I mean quite litterally!
20:30 - nope Mark, if its high concentration vinegar, you will die from drinking it
Patrick: *Beats burglar to death*
Markiplier: "wheres the candy?"
When my parents aren’t home and I need to vent 12:49
IM A LOSER BABY
MarkaMoo - 2016
🙂🔥💙
13:04 why I laughed at that it's so deadly
13:13 Marks facial expression XD
13:10
Mark: " WHAT ARE WE TEACHING OUR CHILDREN "
Me: Goes downstairs*
Also me: "Hey dad!"
My dad: "What do you need?"
Me: *"I learned how to kill someone with 2 candles"*
My dad and my stepmom who overheard:
👁👄👁💧💧💧
I think you shouldn’t be watching these kind of videos Timmy
Tim, did you watch Mark's videos again?
7:24 *light em up by fallout boys quietly plays in the distance*
*whispers
OOOOHHHWWWOOOOOOOAAAHHWOAUWOOOO*
B-B-B-BE CAREFUL MAKING WISHES IN THE *KILL* *KILL* DARK DARK. CAN'T BE SURE WHEN THEY HIT THEIR *KILL* *KILL* MARK. AND BESIDES IN THE MEAN, MEAN TIME I'M JUST DREAMING OF TEARING YOU APART.
*I am not Fall Out Boy trash at all...*
Guess the thieves didn’t think...
aHEAD
I’ll leave now
Ba Dum Tsssss
Get out and then go commit meet Whack the Burgular Patrick
A *sharp* joke.
16:16 Im sure that the thieves would be *grateful* for your puns.
...Looks like someone got a case of the Wade.
Mark: he wasn’t a bad guy he just mad bad decisions
Me:one of them was being in my house :>
“wheres the candy?”
*sobs*
This just gave me ideas
sick
Yes brother.
+brooks iloka
Glorious :^)
+brooks iloka Rule 34?
Just report/block the scammers 'cause replies validate them. #fixthefakes
+brooks iloka This just gave me nightmares
“I don’t want to share this to Facebook!” he says, uploading it to CZcams...
Uh, I think I liked the first death the most... At least the first death resulted in the death of a psychopath...
I... I have so many questions for this game...
1:22 I was dying of laughter from that markiplier quote 😂
10:33 - “YOURE GONNA BE SLEEPIN WITH THE FISHIES!”
8:10 the way he flawlessly got the 3-combo that took me 30 minutes to find
That's a LOT of blood! Markiplier sure is a bloodthirsty fella!
darkiplyer
+Devastatingly Enigmatic Schoolgirl Who Secretly Washes Your Back oh god
+Devastatingly Enigmatic Schoolgirl Who Secretly Washes Your Back Haha even worse since he has Red Hair now Lol.
+MarkipIier your vids are awsome love the pink blue and red hair bro 👍👍👍👍👍👍
yup haha!
When mark is like "oh hes dead o wait what!?!?" ice preserves things from long periods of time some parasites from the ice age where recently discovered and were thawed out and the were alive moving and doing floppy parasite things
17:24 This is why washing machines *do not* make good low-budget roundabouts.
5:47 speaking of how it worked. Where did the chandeleir go when the bowling ball fell on to it ?
Late reply, but cartoon logic and broken pieces.
@@datkhornedog899 oh
@@ultradriplorddk7800 the backrooms
The ones in the kitchen were just downright terrifying. I mean, there's some sort of unrealistic-ness that goes with the other ones, but shoving his head in a blender and forcing him down a garbage disposal and burning him in an oven and letting someone waste away in your basement and stuff like that was just horrific and all too possible, depending on how disturbed the guy was.
Also, the one with the knife and the cutting board was too far. It... just... *shiver*
The guns from the “fireplace” look like ones from Call Of Duty🥺
22:03 hahahaha! 🤣
"Whack the Serial Killer? *YOU MEAN YOU?*"
OmegaExalted the Shitposter maybe
Aka Masochism The Game.
21:20 YES THAT IS RIGHT because ice has oxygen in it because water does and it's just frozen it does make sense.
No. There is two things wrong.
1. He chopped his head off. As you saw, the neck and respiratory system were not frozen, and they were disconnected from the head. So that was instant death.
2. How the bloody Hell was he able to blink while frozen?
I- How- that doesn't even logically or illogically make sense
@@Gabriel-G. I mean there’s a few moments before fully dying of decapitation, there was a big study during the French Revolution!
@@spookispoopi6840 Yeah, I did realize that, but I still believe it's nonsensical how he was literally able to _react_ to himself being decapitated.
I've always been so damn scared of the sink shredder, and even now that we had to remove it I don't dare to put my hand near the drain jsjdjs
Let this be a lesson to NEVER break into John Wick's house
Mark 2019: he wasn’t a bad guy he just made a bad decision by stealing my prized diamond
And then he gets his body ground to pulp in a sink. I don't understand why those type of sinks have a blender built in. Seems hazardous.
2020
19:16 perfect screen shot.
8 years and still a masterpiece
3:49 mirror mirror on the wall who's the deadest of them all
Markiplier, 2016
Mark: let that be a lesson smoking kills!!!
Me: yeah, it kills other ppl thats annoying you!
30mins later......
Me: I'd like a pack of ciggs please!
g0th d0ll Wait? Does that mean? If my Dad keeps smoking he’ll die? Noooo! I’ve had so much good times! Please don’t be the end! Nooo! 😭😭😭😱😱😱😪😪😪 I love my Daddy! Sorry I’m just a little emotional at times. I still love my Daddy!
@@dianalee07 He will die if he takes to many ask him to stop ok?
Omg, Kevin Mcallister looks so different
NICE! I never thought of that reference!
9:18 yeah airfreshener does work like that. it's flammable and if you have a lighter you can basically make a homemade flamethrower. though it seems axe colone spray gives the flame more range but still
Mark: you might wanna turn away if you have weak stomach
Me, watching this while eating: this is fine
black, pink, blue and now red? what's next? Rainbow? (Rainiplier)
😀 that would be AMAZING
RAINBOWS!
***** ah fuck off, I thought the real Mark has replied to me, blocked and reported
+Carla TheNerd What would that look like anyway, and now I'm curious
+LivingLaserHD KappaPride
Who else thought it said 'Whack The Burgers'?
XDXD
*XD
That's what it Said tho
Me XD
I did lol
+FurbyIsWayTooCute i need some glasses
Mark saying it's probably fine to drink vinegar and now he and Ethan basically drowned their organs in it on unus annus.
2:28
Mark: Uh-oh! YOU JUST HAD THAT LYING AROUND?!
U GO GRANDMA! YEAH!😂
Dark Sword the best grandmas make scrambled eggs and bacon after beating someone to death with a rolling pin
@@justinbaxter7640 I prefer overmedium, but scrambled eggs are good, too.
Damnation no one cares you picky person
4:52
when you are killing the second burgeler the song thats playing is monlight sona
7:59 THE OG BAT IS BACK! I got the og bat part from just dustin and when the og bat was broken and he used it as his prized possession.
0:21 OMG, IT'S CONDON HEAD :D
11 :34 omg gost
"Why is there a washing machine in the kitchen?"
For real, Mark?
So that's what the neighbor has in his basement..19:36
“This is the non lethal ending, no one’s gonna die hooray!”
Gram gram: are you sure about that
Watching old Markimoo videos while zooted out of my mind is wayyyyy more fun that I imagined
note to self: if i ever become a burgler do bot rob this man
*not
+Aut R btw the three little dots on the right of your message allow you to edit it
+Vinyl Lover not if hes using a mobile device and on the youtube app. i personally tried myself and to no avail. :/
***** ah i did not know that
Vinyl Lover you do now. :)
Clearly the developer of this game has completly gone insane. The other dev who made games like whack your boss clearly made his game tojust release some stress. This one though... this is just sadistic.
8:48 I'm holding tears this just too funny
1:52 that wasnt a real gun look at the bear rug it's just nerf darts LMAO
Those were empty cartridges.