i went against the internet's top rizzlers
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That girl has no sense of humor. Dodged a bullet.
i should've won that elimination round 🙃
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What are you on about? She was laughing the whole time.
Should have done the thing with the blowdryer
@@GooseWayneTV Wtf was that? She has no idea. You're easily in the top 3 rizzlers in all of Earth.
Goose did your wife tell you not to even try? That was self-sabotage rizz and you know it! 😂
went the unconventional route 😔
Dude. What was that?
It's Megan Nutt. I would have thrown too.
Love you man! But i think you can be unlikeable when dissing. Stay likeable
@@GooseWayneTV you are paving the way for all BLM 👶 members. You are literally a GOD. Keep on going brother, I love you.
They couldn’t handle all that game 🔥
i got nervous
If you did the "fast and furious" wink on the back camera you'd have stayed longer, guaranteed lol.
The rizz game was weak here
Right!? He threw it for sure.
Every time you do an unmask and throw the lazy eye😂😂
He just needs to keep the facial hair unkept too.
It's my absolute favourite thing he does 😂😂😂😂😂
He wasn't interested. He's married. *Points at wedding ring*
i got 8 more years on ya audience and this younger generation cannot even comprehend the levels of rizz you have been cursed with! They come from a world of photoshop, filters and content moderation, the only charisma they have is a phone cover for their latest ipoop. love ya work and here for the long haul with ya!
LETS GOOOOO. #corecommunity
Cheers 🍻 Goose 800k on the road to a MILLION!!! 👏
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Damn, she just lost the respect of all everyone in the chat. You had better things to do anyway then to stay for the whole session
true 😔
Well that wasn't his best work. He kinda phoned it in the first round
My daughter's middle name is Rose. I've been calling her Rizzle since she was three days old. She is the only rizzler ❤ you're all competing against her 😂
That is awesome! i admit defeat
She's so boring to eliminate you like that.
Yeah. Clearly doesn't know how to keep it entertaining.
Congratulations on 800k goose, 200k more till 1 Mil🎉❤
ONWARD TO 900k!
@@GooseWayneTV LETS GO🔥🔥
900k coming soon
@@GooseWayneTVwaiting for a meet and greet neurobro 🤝
Goose the only person on the stream over 20 💀
Even though you clearly didn’t give a great rizz,(which you know you did on purpose) that girl is going to remember that time she stupidly rejected you because you’re the only one who will still be known/famous in the next 10 years.
Lol. That shirt, come on bro lol
😭
😼👍
His doing it on purpose!! 😂😂
engagement farmed, ez
i kinda like the look.. 😅
Those level 3 mortals wouldn’t have been worthy enough to experience more than 0.01% of your aura anyway, king
So charisma these days is having a prerecorded pool scene that was shot a bunch of times until perfection but in person you have as much charisma as a rock
Dont diss the guy. The girl just has teetee videos left and right
you are the internets top rizzler
thank you. they obviously conspired to eliminate me first.
@@GooseWayneTV rigged from the start
@@GooseWayneTV you shoulda won hands down
Maybe age gives your more perspective. I'm not gay or anything but if I had to date a man I'd date Goose. Like if we were in some kind of Three's Company scenario where we had to pretend to be in a gay relationship, Goose would be my top pick. Like these youngins don't even know what they are looking for. Those of us who know know Goose is top tier if he wasn't already taken.
Ok.....
congratz on 800k!!
your rizz is TOO powerful for this girl
Damn Goose 801k congrats brother. I know you can break 1milli by the end of the year I got complete faith in you bro.
Honestly bro…. YOU KILLED IT! That subtlety, bold and brash yet understated, truly a master class on rizzstrant.
hmmm maybe fast2furious would have worked, but on the other hand they're not even worth your time tbh
> Average viewer is 34 years old for whatever reason
I feel seen 😂
How are you
1. So skinny
2. Cranking out SO MUCH CONTENT?
It's amazing bro! So happy to see you doing it big and keeping it up, love u bro
Reported for nudity.
Head nudity.
Yup full frontal nudity
I didn't expect it to end like that. I'm still laughing. :D That crowd just didn't fit with you! :D
Man I’m so glad to see you doing great. I knew you would eventually. Keep up the hard work and thanks for all the laughs buddy.
thanks brother 🙏💜
That girl had no reason to even try to rizz her up. She's a 3 at best, not worth anyone's time
This can't be the end! This chick doesn't know what she's lost!
I gotta see the full thing. Did the host post a vid? Where can I see all the rizzlers do their rizzling shenanigans?
You and Too Apree should collab would be hilarious 😂
I've never seen a judgement so unjust.
I don’t think these Gen Z girls know actual rizz.
Where can I find the full video?
Where's the full video link?
The geezer with the tape measure lol
As a 30 year old I'm glad to know I'm on the younger side of your audience
34 years old average age is because we all realize we are getting older, and you make everyone feel better!
Not sure how to feel about being called out 34 year old....
Not me being 35 and from south Florida lmao my husband and I love your videos so much even our teen watches you lol
How did you lose? That show was rigged.
must be
is there a place to see the whole e-date competition
Video Title: I went against the internets top rizzlers
Video Length: 4.5 minutes
Goose nerfed himself cause he knew he would win
She was just making sure to take out HER competition first.
dude 1: i'm hurt you're cheating on us. 2: she doesn't deserve you like we do :)
Her loss goose her loss 😂😂 you legend ❤
How does the broken AC explain the stain on the shirt?
MUSTACHE GUY WAS A VIBE THOUGH 🤣🤣🤣
how tf do u not know my brother bilo do u live under a rock
hi i know them, where do i find the full video ?pls
not really surprised the average age is 34, its basically like a window for old people to see what the youngins are up to
Pff, I dont consider myself old.... 😆 34 next month
How is 34 old?
34?! I’m in my prime. 😢
34 is old to u? 🤣🤣🤣
lol all the people coping in the replies
We need that collab with Ed Bassmasters creeper character ASAP
Yeah... the whole thing just became pointless when she yeated you. I mean, what's the point of the whole thing if GooseWayne--THE RIZZ GOD--is eliminated???
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Why do I feel attacked for being 34
aye I'm 33 so close to average! honestly surprised that's the average. most people my age that I talk to don't seem to watch youtube very much.
loved your content with Mr. John! When Sofia finally pops out the kid y'all definitely gotta have a family play date :)
where do I watch this bro
The spicy hair dude has the 70s~ look, absolutely amazing.
They wanted a competition so they had to get rid of goose first
Goose! The stakes were high! Defcon 1! You needed to go with Kimono+ Fan combo!
Brother this is insane man i cant believe your on 800,000 congrats
Not everyone can appreciate the genius
I found her to be annoying.
Typical gen z
I was worried as soon as I saw the length of this video
Even if he got eliminated there, we nominate this man for 1 mil subscribers!
his rebuttal did not work XD
maybe the racing rizz would have kept you there
This was too funny. You're the man Goose.
LMFAO THIS WAS THE MOST UNEVENTFUL THING IVE EVER SEEN
Jerqo in there too lmfao 😂 collab we need!
A gril like that. Theres only one way to come at her: "sorry nope. You could handle me anyways... i can already tell you wouldnt know what to do"
Done.
Thank god I don't turn 34 until 3 months I would have felt targeted otherwise
"BACK IN OUR DAY"....GOOSE...Ouch man.
should of told her about your fake eye due to a q-tip accident, get in that badass points.
You, my friend, are the most refined Floridian I've ever done laid my eyes on. And mama-says, alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush
Starbucks AND McDonald’s both have shitty lids! Don’t ever wear nice clothes and get coffee from those places
No way that kid got it before you
rigged
@GooseWayneTV the only way you get outrizzed
Camera was too crisp for her, why else would she go with Mr. Dial-Up?
she couldn't handle the bold and the beautiful
Hey Goose, you went from 300k to 800k in like a year or something. How do you feel about that?
feels nice! just working on creating better content
Its always a good day when goose uploads
Those children were so boring
No rizz there
Those self Loving "rizzlers"are a complett opposite of Goose,,
My life is 💩 atm you literally make me smile/laugh your doing more than you know for people in situations like me ❤
My favorite part is that they all have the same hair as your mask.
Aged 42, here.
noice!
Those kids look like they're still in highschool
the youngest person there is 18. avg age was mid twenties. i think i was the oldest tho lol
they eye thing is so funny
This was great bro.. we all picked you. Don’t trip 😂
Speak for yourself.
exceptionally on brand
Omg This video made my day beatiful 😂
Duuude, you had way more tricks up there
This video was something, Goose. It made my day 😅
it's because she was a virgin and Goose was the only threat to take it away.
Love the tattoos man, what’s the left shoulder one look like fully?
chest/shoulder/upper back piece of a phoenix. had it done in korea by a japanese artist named HoriTaku
@@GooseWayneTV that’s AWESOME!!
Def should have used the fast and furious edit 😂
It makes sense that you’re a Florida man.
the one on chat should be kicked out
That girl is now on my enemies list