RIZZING EVERYONE
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- čas přidán 16. 11. 2023
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RIZZING EVERYONE... Guys TOO! 😈 - Komedie
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The moment you realize that your favorite CZcamsr was on an episode of Dr Phil that you watched years ago... suddenly the name Goosewayne makes way more sense. lol. How tf did I not remember your face. Great content bro.
@@finpark7785 G is on another level fr. Impressive to say the least. His expression when his father comments "err body seems to have a dog and want to put them here", might be a glimpse into the inner workings of his mind. What seems to be, at least to me, a uniquely powerfully focused mind.
What is the Call 911 song and artist name? Please and thank you!
I hate your videos because what happened with Jack Doherty
Well now Goose I see how fast your blowing up, told you that you had that “ it “ factor and it was gonna happen fast. Just the beginning
What makes Goose unique is that in a platform that is over saturated with similar content being streamed, he somehow found a very unique way to capture the attention of his viewers. He deserves all the love 💪🏽
Correct :). He’s cutting my depression
Correct :). He’s cutting my depression
Oh ya !!! I can’t help but smile .. no matter what the video is ❤
it annoys me how the algorithm treated you man, you're actually one of the funniest people I've found on youtube rn, atleast for my comedic tastes/values
I'll be honest. If it wasn't for the algorithm, I wouldn't have found him. Must be treating him better now and understandably so. Every person who enjoys laughing or seriously needs one should be subscribed to him.
This is some of the best kind of comedy. It’s fun. Everybody can have a laugh and nobody gets hurt.
I suffer from depression and I never get those belly laughs these days. But man your humour strikes me hard and proper. Keep doing what your doing.
i wish you gentle thoughts. glad to know you are laughing again. sending love your way. 🙏
If you have "belly laughs" then you're not depressed.
@@thomasdupont7186
Everyone has their own set of experiences. You don't have to invalidate him. you do not have to close your heart towards him. when you look down on another, just remember that he's your own brother. Love everyone my friend. Namaste 🙏
@@thomasdupont7186 I do have depression. There is different levels of it so maybe keep your opinions to tourself
Read that as "your hammer strikes me hard and proper".
It is what it is...
The serious face you make after the rizz kills me every time lmao
6:00 genuinely the funniest fucking interaction ive seen yet
I legit spat water everywhere and could not stop laughing God daym funniest shit.
Nobody could've ever predicted the Island Boys.
i mean... i put them in the thumb lmao
@@GooseWayneTV I know I just didn't expect to see you two interact 🤣 I've followed you since your PewDiePie response, the milk music video, the crypto stuff, and you just randomly matching the Island Boys was funny lol
im dead
@@GooseWayneTV
@@ToonRaider First saw Goose a few months back and was like I know I recognize this mf'r from somewhere and yeah, Pewdiepie made that video about him where Goose goes on Dr. Phil as Batman LMFAO.
“does that affect your marriage?”
~ it takes so much effort to produce a smile these days ~ LMFAOOOOO
shoutout to my editor Joon for that one 💀
Goose, you're a straight up legend!! Keep rizzin' and ill ieep watching! I cant stop laughing!! The island boy diss at the end was amazing btw
😭😭😭
Well said
A MA ZING
I never comment but 6:00 got me in tears
Facts 😂
Yo, I think this is the best one yet dude. Thank you for making my day. LOL The lazy eye as part of the rizz is CRAZY
Glad you enjoyed it!
GOOSE: “What’s up Queen”
THE GIRL: ‘What’s up King’
GOOSE: “That’s Right”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
just when i think you cant get more funny you prove me wrong
thanks man
Feeling crazy depressed about a recent breakup and I’ve been sleeping/isolating for months now. Thank you for the joy tonight. I needed it
Dont worry to much. This what your feeling is temporary, you will be good
Switches to rizz camera
So thankful I found your account during my postpartum fog! Had my second baby 5 weeks ago and you seriously make me laugh out loud. I cannot get enough of it! Definitely lifts my spirits during my current chaos. Keep making content and bringing smiles to others!! ❤
awwww congratulations! and thank you! my daughter just turned 17 months old. God bless mothers 😭
@@GooseWayneTV thank you!! 17 months is a fun age! I’m sure you make her laugh all the time. Such a blessing ❤️
Does anyone else get goosebumps every time he posts a video and you see that the subscriber count significantly jumped since his last video? 🚀🚀
i get GOOSEbumps
@@GooseWayneTV🤣🤣🤣 I am embarrassed that I didn’t even intend the pun. ❤
@jamessword1637 Yep, I can see why when people catch a video they think to subscribe... this is something completely new and super funny. 👍
Came here from a short and I’m about 3 hours deep into content now 🤣🤪🫣😍
5:57 - "it's probably not that bad bro", then he stops talking mid sentence and thinks "oh I see now" 😂
6:33 this whole bit was too good! When you turned from your hair being blown with that perfect face then turned back lookin depressed af… I fuckin died!
7:46 is a better time stamp to save for later! Haha
Someone said it in a previous video and it just hit me so hard. The head taps make me tucking die. And the girl who just said “that’s crazy” and disconnecting after seeming so wholesome is the best. Wow
Rizz level: Unmatched
Lets goooo Goose 300k subs!!! Congratz man, stumbled upon your channel just a week ago and already watched all of your shorts and videos. I'm 23, losing hair since 19 and shaving my head already bc of balding and you made me not care so much about my hair. Your rizz is absolutely unmatched, the one with the robe and the hills one are sooooo fking good! I hope you hit a million, your content is just too underrated.
lfgggg
I just started watching your videos about a month ago. They got me laughing and in a good mood . Life is stressful for me and a lot of other people for sure . So I appreciate you taking the time to make these videos. Thank you so much and please keep them coming. You're the Man!
The editing on these is so professional 👍🤌
Been waiting for this. Glad your YT livestreams are going so well Goose/
ayeee lfggg
When did he stream?
@@GooseWayneTVeye liner?
The fact that both their dads sent them a funny message at the same time, hella coincidence. Thats wild
i believe them
@@GooseWayneTV Obviously was a group text.
Bro don't stop grinding ! We love you man !
1:20 she just wanted to chat about halloween 😂
I’m glad I found you, I got fairly bored of the Omegle style vids. But honestly I quite enjoy the personality and the fun that you try to have with this whole thing aswell. 🖤 also I’m balding, ppl sleep on the rizz sometimes
Ok I love this guy but can someone please tell me if the Batman thing was real. I for the life of me can’t find anything to confirm one way or the other.
Was wondering the same thing because it looks like there's discoloration on the bald patch
So I know Dr Phil has staged episodes, I can’t say they are all staged because I don’t think they are but some of them definitely are wether it’s the people going on staging it or dr Phil’s team having it staged. I could totally see it being staged because it’s just so bizarre but the patches on his head and how he still plays into it sometimes messes with me so much 😂😭
Dude it was an elaborate troll man. And it was brilliant.. even dr. Phil didn’t realise it. Goose was way ahead of his time then. Goose also mentioned he’s tried several things before this channel.
Yes it was real. My guy went from Batman to crypto Batman and now his current status.
The one who said your bald headed and then started to laugh like a window cleaner bottle and chihuahua mixed together 😂
Difficult days become soo much better when I watch your videos! Thank you for being true to yourself and sharing epic original content 😊 Sending lots of good vibes all the way from South Africa 🇿🇦
The transition from 7:50 to 7:54 is fuckin hilarious. "Suave to like sad "
Man each video the content just keeps getting better. The edits were top tier in this one i was dying lol
These transitions are CRAZY🔥🔥🔥
So godamn funny!! And the editing has become top-notch... Absolutely hilarious!!!
S tier comedic timing bro, so good. The layers you put in to rope people in and set em up to pop is just sweet. Your vids are so twisted up im honestly complementing you but it feels like im being sarcastic 😂
Dude you seriously bring joy to so many people 🙇👑GW. Best compilation of yours to days haha!
Goose don't ever stop man!! Keep up the good work
😍 Love what you do sugar! You're hilarious😂 🤘 Made my day so much better. The longer the vids the better you're crushin' it. Keep being you.
6:15 hes holding it in
Seriously man I am so happy I found you, you never fail to make me smile. In a good way I swear bro, you're the GOAT
LETS GO!
I hope you hit 1 million subscribers. Just spent several hours binge watching everything. So many laughs.
The one that had me in tears was the damn neck break sound effect, followed by the rizz. Shared with everyone. You're a legend, my man.
He'll get the hyphonix treatment where everyone recognizes him and makes the best reactions harder to come by.
You are the funniest guy i have seen on youtube. Keep it up 😂😂
Congrats on 300k man. This shit is so funny 😂
I watched all your vids the other night. Absolutely fcking hilarious, i was in tears at like 2 am and couldn't stop watching
this makes me happy
5:26 is the best one and she wasnt even on camera 😂😂
bro your edits get better and better. They crack me up.
You're like a modern-day Ed Bassmaster and I am OBSESSED ! 🙌🏾
i think Bassmaster is still making content no? hope he's doing well always liked his stuff
Your editor should queue in the clip from the movie “Pearl” of her screaming “I’m married!!!” whenever he tells a girl that. lol.
Bro you are awesome, thanks for good mood😂
My pleasure 😊
I’m glad you never quit and kept trying till you made it, never fail to make us laugh g
He’s so distinguished and it makes him PERFECT
You know its a good day when goose uploads!!
gonna be a good weekend king 💪
@@GooseWayneTV Absolutely 💪
Goose man you always know how to cheer me up especially while I'm sick. keep it up man
Finally a new upload. I feel like i've been waiting for ages! You make my day dude. It's so much fun! Tnx 🙂
That dude w the fishbowl camera just made me remember so many old skate videos I haven't seen a camera like that in a while
Edit:Also the crotchet mini me is a great addition
Goose and island boys, when cringe masters collide 💥
Ngl I thought the thumbnail was clickbait, I will never think that again bout the goose! Lol btw love the videos, very funny and entertaining
that's why i opened it up with the first clip being them lol 💪
@GooseWayneTV I see lol. Can't wait for the next video! 😅
Ayo goose whats good, you didn't only bring chatroulette content back to life, youre even one of my favourite ducking content creators.
Keep it pushin man, you brighten my day daily 🙌
You my freind have earned my sub, your confidence and humor is unmatched. Your videos make me laugh so hard, hoping your hair a speedy recovery but either way this is gold.😂
On 2:19 I was DIEYING
8:20 she almost had it 😂
Bro, videos are FIRE 🔥 Keep it up man!
Absolute LEGEND. So much fun to watch, man! I just can’t stop 😂
Editing is on point sir💪🏿💪🏿 the real rizzard😅
6:20 looking mad like a bald cap
These videos are amazing 😂. I am glad you are finally getting your well deserved recognition!
4:44 the WILHELM SCREAM , I’m dead 😂
A 100k follower jump in two weeks is crazy! Congrats! You deserve it. Always. 🎉
thank you Red 🥰
Going to have to change up the ski mask people starting to recognize 😂😂
This will never not be funny. Thanks for all the laughs for the past month. SHITS GOLD!!
facts. i've tried different masks already this year, still get recognized a bunch. hard to get around the room. also the second they see the hair, they know lol.
For sure! Our mans is blowing up. Maybe even a green screen as well to change up the background and keep people on their toes lol
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Seeing the lil goose makes me want to get better at crocheting so i can send him one. He could start a collection if we all make him geese. I bet he would do great things with all the geese.
Anyway ily goose you're hilarious and brighten every day.
Comedy gold as always. Love it.
Goose, your content is original, very funny. Rizz cant be duplicated,only mimicked!
You have enough Rizz to Rizz up the whole universe
The camera angles in this one were insanely fuego 😂🔥
Best video ever!!! Great editing Mr Goose Wayne and Great Rizz! 🔥
Goose Never Fails To Rizz All Over Me
ayoooo chill. pause wtf
I don't Sub to a lot of Channels but I'm really glad I found this one, entertaining af keep it up bud your subs are going up crazy fast for a reason 🙌
thanks bro!
Congratulations on 300K subscribers!! 🎉🎉🎉
This is great, watched all your rizz videos, funny as hell!! 😂
7:54 the dishevelled look into the camera killed me on the spot, I literally can't breathe
he looks like Jim hopper and Adam Sandler if he had a receding hairline and it fell out due to poor hair products and attempted dying his hair at home with Rice Krispie water..
I like this dude.
tf lolll
@@GooseWayneTVyes, I said what I said. Take it as a compliment sir goose,
Rice Krispies are tasty.
Ed Bassmasters character "Creep" was my first impression lol
@@kycatfishguy671lol
Awesome bro! Someone asked if you were serious about being married and I said his wife is beautiful and they said not cool bro . I’m married too. I was just paying my respect
lmao
6:15 lmao 😂😂😂 I can’t bro. The silent was so loud 😂😂😂
😭
Dude livin in the fish bowl tryin to hold in the laugh killed me😂😂😂😂
You are just amazing, im glad your videos are getting out there and you're doing well. Keep it up goose
4:12 Fire
Muhahahaha, your too funny. I love how you set them up for the perfect reaction and ypur edits are smooth like butter. Keep up the hard work. I WANT MORE!!
This was great man!!!
im goose! i keep saying this to myself, love your videos :D
hi
your NEW videos are amazing so much better that your old depressive crap, keep the light mood
pd: i saw your baby on tiktok, you look really cute together:)
The "air eating bacteria" thing is such a cool way to say that you're just bald. I may use it one day if I'm like him.
Goose man you’re the best. Mum is in hospital rn and you’re the only thing making me smile and laugh… like genuinely… at the moment ❤ ty from the bottom of my cold dead heart
Goose, brother, you are the funniest man on YT in 2023
nah 2024 bro. i'm warming up 👽
@@GooseWayneTVthat's fair! Looking forward to being here for it, man. Godspeed.
4:43 I honestly can't stand girls that talk and act like her lol
Same. It's everywhere sadly.
This shit be having me Laughing tf out loud waking everybody in the house up no bs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
these are so freakin hilarious! keep it going goose!!!!!!
Hey 🌹
i'm married
@@GooseWayneTV😂
@@GooseWayneTV lmao i know
7:20 did anyone ever tell her she look like a struck match?
Goose you are a true artist.
Im lmao everytime you upload😂 keep it up😍