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  • Here are Jake Harper’s best moments and hilarious one-liners from Two and a Half Men.
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    A hedonistic jingle writer, Charlie Harper’ (Charlie Sheen) life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and nephew move in with him.
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  • @omarimcfarlane9464
    @omarimcfarlane9464 Před 4 lety +1161

    Remember when Jake put his finger on the girls lips to taste her lip gloss when she thought he was gonna kiss her 😂

  • @RatnikCarrick
    @RatnikCarrick Před 4 lety +779

    First 5 seasons were some of the best comedy ever made on television...

  • @nikko6883
    @nikko6883 Před 4 lety +301

    “You’re gonna learn to dance ballet”
    “Wanna bet?” 😂😂😂😭

  • @bernhardtsen74
    @bernhardtsen74 Před 4 lety +225

    "is that like Missionary position?" almost did a spit take!

  • @drewsue100
    @drewsue100 Před 5 lety +658

    .."and they shall call him Jake" LMAO

  • @jadenmendez8759
    @jadenmendez8759 Před 4 lety +485

    “i almost got an a on my paper”
    “what do you mean almost?”
    “i got a c” lmao i can relate 😭

  • @CookieThug
    @CookieThug Před 5 lety +1935

    lil fat jake was the best

    • @1158supersiri
      @1158supersiri Před 4 lety +5

      what was funny about that?
      half episode of friends is funnier

    • @FikiCar0
      @FikiCar0 Před 4 lety +46

      1158supersiri see a doctor mate

    • @545_avishnumadhav9
      @545_avishnumadhav9 Před 4 lety +26

      @@1158supersiri sorry but friends is not funny.

    • @Pwnerest
      @Pwnerest Před 4 lety +14

      too bad the kid grew up to be a liberal douche.....

    • @ivanmaras6566
      @ivanmaras6566 Před 3 lety +7

      @@1158supersiri Friends (beside Chandler's sarcastic moments) were not funny at all.
      Raymond is much better than friends

  • @007ankitmahanta
    @007ankitmahanta Před 5 lety +430

    Charlie, Alan and Jake!
    O nostalgia. They were the best

  • @sqwayi111
    @sqwayi111 Před 2 lety +27

    “Is that like missionary position…” 😂😂 Charlie ruined lil’ Jake

  • @madvanhubba8944
    @madvanhubba8944 Před 3 lety +12

    Every one needs an uncle Charlie

  • @udaygadge6064
    @udaygadge6064 Před 5 lety +3328

    People feel the show died when charlie left, but it had already died when jake grew up

    • @theodosissarmadakis913
      @theodosissarmadakis913 Před 5 lety +73

      True af

    • @jameshughes6049
      @jameshughes6049 Před 5 lety +275

      Yeah but when Jake was older he had some great scenes with Charlie. Losing Charlie killed the show. I, as a lot of other people I know never watched another episode after Charlie was fired. I was a fanatic of the show but refused to watch with Ashton Kutcher.

    • @abramolalde8103
      @abramolalde8103 Před 5 lety +10

      Hell ya

    • @wizard033
      @wizard033 Před 5 lety +48

      Cant agree more, when he was a kid he was sooooooo cute, chubby cheeks clever witty talk, he stole the show...Charlie sheen got boring after a while..it sure was Jake the kiddo

    • @rogerrousco2921
      @rogerrousco2921 Před 4 lety +6

      Correct

  • @LCarefortheworld
    @LCarefortheworld Před 5 lety +590

    This kid is such a good actor!!!

    • @philbrown9764
      @philbrown9764 Před 5 lety +44

      LCarefortheworld
      WAS a good actor.

    • @6616Milan
      @6616Milan Před 4 lety +18

      Way way better than useless Ashton Kutcher.

    • @Jon92254
      @Jon92254 Před 4 lety +5

      @Sfh Dyes I just read up on that apparently he's leaving religion behind and wants to go back into acting

    • @nataliedelagrandiere4022
      @nataliedelagrandiere4022 Před rokem

      @@Jon92254 😂😂

    • @trysometruth
      @trysometruth Před rokem

      @@Jon92254 Giving up on nutty religion: Winning.
      The rest of humanity enduring his adult acting: LOSERS.

  • @oscarbanda3880
    @oscarbanda3880 Před 3 lety +33

    "Uncle charlie thinks with his little head." Lol😂😂

  • @larrywarshauer1127
    @larrywarshauer1127 Před 2 lety +44

    Jake is the greatest child tv actor in history. No one else comes close with his comedic timing.

    • @ijnet9247
      @ijnet9247 Před 11 měsíci +2

      But then he got religion. Or religion got him.

    • @artful1967
      @artful1967 Před 8 měsíci

      @@ijnet9247 and he ballooned up to the size of a great white whale

    • @sumalways
      @sumalways Před měsícem

      Wasnt religion maybe too much sex, drugs n stuff.So someone might hv showed him the religion way n he hopped on it.

  • @maxdahousecat5872
    @maxdahousecat5872 Před rokem +8

    Hey, look, I'm a rabid dog, LMAO. Jake was so funny kid

  • @minimal_Sonntag
    @minimal_Sonntag Před 2 lety +37

    "...and they shall call him: Jake" there had never been a better ending😊

  • @timcolder2789
    @timcolder2789 Před 3 lety +33

    The scene where Jake lower's his voice after Charlie says lower and missionary position absolute classic lines. Used to have a school teacher like Miss Pasternak but she was the demon and looked like one too! Great compilation of his best bits, perfectly illustrates why the show was far funnier in the earlier seasons.

  • @sparky111000
    @sparky111000 Před 4 lety +104

    1:37 that girl broke character. She was smiling 😄

    • @nickz5849
      @nickz5849 Před 4 lety +2

      @Ned Flanders ehhh shes ready. With a smile like that shes definitely done something with someone before

    • @nickz5849
      @nickz5849 Před 4 lety +2

      @Ned Flanders She is though. Shes the kind of girl whose young but ready. Its unfortunate a man would go to jail over someone whose clearly mentally and physically ready

    • @tangkhul_Tekken
      @tangkhul_Tekken Před 4 lety +11

      @@nickz5849 Have a seat

    • @anakarolinealmeidamartins6337
      @anakarolinealmeidamartins6337 Před 4 lety +1

      @Uncreative name dude, i'm horrified.

    • @1rewd133
      @1rewd133 Před 4 lety +3

      @@anakarolinealmeidamartins6337
      If there's grass on the field, play ball!

  • @sudipyt2292
    @sudipyt2292 Před 5 lety +432

    Mia: Jake, Do you know first position?
    Jake: Is it like the missionary position xD
    That part was bestest 😂😂😂
    The girl in front of Jake couldn't stop holding her laugh xD

  • @damianbyrne1664
    @damianbyrne1664 Před rokem +10

    The writing on this show was genius...

  • @LCarefortheworld
    @LCarefortheworld Před 3 lety +14

    That kid is SO adorable and a great actor!

  • @ludmillagutomo
    @ludmillagutomo Před 4 lety +44

    one of my favorite lines: "lydia sells the house on the biaaaatch!" 😂😂😂

    • @Smileater
      @Smileater Před 3 lety +1

      This one cracks me up every time

  • @happyharper5494
    @happyharper5494 Před 4 lety +16

    Jake has the best lines than any other child actor

  • @blamitdsz
    @blamitdsz Před 3 lety +42

    Atleast Jake wanted Charlie back in the Show... I respect him for that

  • @erickort1987
    @erickort1987 Před 2 lety +12

    charlie drunk scenes are freaking hilarious

  • @carlzend8091
    @carlzend8091 Před rokem +4

    Jake had the best punchlines. 😂😂

  • @cruick32
    @cruick32 Před 4 lety +17

    1:36 always gets me. the blond girl laughing is just perfect lol

  • @joejackson4202
    @joejackson4202 Před 3 lety +12

    Jake must have had these guys cracking all day.

  • @ilahmaecunanan2629
    @ilahmaecunanan2629 Před 3 lety +22

    “Hi there, I like you very much.”
    “Please don’t do that.”
    “Do what? I’m just being nice.”
    “I’m serious, cut it out.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bhavyashah2112
    @bhavyashah2112 Před 4 lety +9

    As long as I get someone to cook and some action on regular basis 😂😂😂

  • @catherinebreitfeller669
    @catherinebreitfeller669 Před rokem +4

    He is so talented 😂

  • @00opium00
    @00opium00 Před 2 lety +7

    One of my favorite episodes is when Charlie is like "well if the fachu fits" and Jake kept saying "fachu"😭😭

  • @beaverstandig1747
    @beaverstandig1747 Před 2 lety +2

    Kid nailed this part

  • @Dec2012omg
    @Dec2012omg Před 4 lety +4

    What a legend of a kid lol

  • @nirvanafatal
    @nirvanafatal Před 4 lety +34

    They cast this show so well. Jake was so funny

  • @genisug22
    @genisug22 Před 4 lety +83

    I love the Taliban joke that Charlie made about s'mores.

  • @sharkbaitgd1588
    @sharkbaitgd1588 Před 4 lety +38

    2:47 “Hey look I’m a rabid dog, Argrarrhhrg!”

    • @rishabhdadhich2918
      @rishabhdadhich2918 Před 4 lety +1

      Sharkbait GD This remindes me of friends when joey imitates Chandler, " Hi I am Chandler, Arggghghgh. "

  • @photo161
    @photo161 Před 4 lety +10

    This kid had me laughing my ass off!

  • @sakshibist4141
    @sakshibist4141 Před 5 lety +70

    They should have the food connversation... What do you want? What do you got?

  • @stevenfaulkner6585
    @stevenfaulkner6585 Před 26 dny

    Im still convinced that when Charlie laughs after jake repeats "Beards" in a lower tone is a genuine laugh and maybe wasnt expecting it.

  • @DerekBoldiene360
    @DerekBoldiene360 Před 5 lety +514

    Jake was good but when he got older he stopped trying and gave up. But the best part of the show was Charlie hands down after he left the show was worthless and painful to sit through.

    • @Jennieturnsmeon
      @Jennieturnsmeon Před 4 lety +25

      I agree. If it weren't for jon, the show wouldn't survive an extra season. Ashton kutcher was extremely underwhelming and when he tries, it's overacting and annoying.

    • @impossibledial
      @impossibledial Před 4 lety +4

      I think the show was still ok after Charlie left

    • @incarnationcharls
      @incarnationcharls Před 4 lety +5

      But Aston was perfect in "That's 70 's show".

    • @jeffsabo6337
      @jeffsabo6337 Před 4 lety +5

      Ashton Kusher was a joke....not really.....because he was not funny. Hard shoes to fill...

    • @DerekBoldiene360
      @DerekBoldiene360 Před 4 lety +8

      @@Jennieturnsmeon I like Jon also but to be honest Jon Cryer could not carry the show himself he also had no chemistry with Ashton Kutcher. But he had excellent chemistry with Charlie Sheen hands down.

  • @johnreinhardt5721
    @johnreinhardt5721 Před 4 lety +5

    At 1:33
    Ballet instructor - Ok let's start first position.
    Ballet instructor - jake do you know first position?.
    Jake- that like missionary position
    The look that Alan gave Charlie was great.
    Charlie throws his hands up like what.

  • @woodyhaokip8492
    @woodyhaokip8492 Před 4 měsíci

    And they shall call him Jake!!!
    Best line to finish the clip

  • @itslikethesamebutdifferent8020

    1:40 Charlie’s like “what? Why you automatically assume it’s me???”

  • @saluttoutlemonde2262
    @saluttoutlemonde2262 Před 4 lety +9

    2:49 hilarious 😂😂

  • @rcslyman8929
    @rcslyman8929 Před 3 lety +2

    Girl in front of Jake had no idea he was about to say "missionary position".

  • @robertdawson9114
    @robertdawson9114 Před 4 lety +7

    The best for me was the squab and when he was wearing Charlie’s blue hat.👍😁😎

  • @hayacocu6519
    @hayacocu6519 Před 4 lety +40

    Is that the missionary position? 🤣😂😊

  • @kethokevis634
    @kethokevis634 Před 4 lety +8

    I love this boy. Saw him growing

  • @hunterriley9904
    @hunterriley9904 Před 4 lety +1

    Look im a rabid dog aarrraarhhhhh!!!! LMFAO 😂😂👏👏

  • @Matodont
    @Matodont Před 2 lety +4

    I love Jake and Charlie. Charlie sometimes reminds a child. I like that. Greetings for those two friends. Alan, u also are cool. =)

  • @kennybegeske8824
    @kennybegeske8824 Před 5 lety +119

    The name is kanockers vod kanockers

  • @Legomovie970
    @Legomovie970 Před 4 lety +6

    *Evelyn:* Good lord! Are you picking your nose?!?!
    *Jake:* I had to. There was stuff in it.
    *Evelyn:* And where are you planning to put it?!?!
    *Jake:* I really didn't have a plan.
    Hahaha Kills me everytime!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @normazarr3106
    @normazarr3106 Před rokem +5

    This young man was perfect for the role, and came through ever so funny. Grew into a fine human being. NZ.

  • @billythekid22220
    @billythekid22220 Před 3 lety +4

    “Ashton kutcher was the best part of the show” said no one ever

  • @hansgreser6413
    @hansgreser6413 Před 4 měsíci

    I can't stop watching these genius, hilarious episodes.

  • @wadewapass2240
    @wadewapass2240 Před 5 lety +71

    2:47 Hey look I’m a rabid dog argh argh argh!!

    • @patchoullii
      @patchoullii Před 4 lety

      Don't you know in which episode is that scene ?

    • @patchoullii
      @patchoullii Před 3 lety

      @Poseidon thank u ✨

    • @mattduck69er
      @mattduck69er Před 3 lety

      Hahahaha man I can't watch him do that without hysterically laughing

  • @tpstoner747
    @tpstoner747 Před 3 lety +1

    These jake make me happy evrytime I watch

  • @killjoy004
    @killjoy004 Před 4 lety +5

    3:52 best one

  • @johnyepthomi892
    @johnyepthomi892 Před 4 lety +6

    4:25
    Charlie : I always thought your kid was a little bit of a simpleton.
    Alan : Me too!!
    Charlie : But clearly, he is the CHOSEN ONE.
    Jake : **Farts**
    Alan : And they shall call him JAKE.
    😆😆👍😁😜😄😄

  • @joshua.dmurphy8643
    @joshua.dmurphy8643 Před 2 lety +2

    Magnificent show

  • @dinukanuwan92
    @dinukanuwan92 Před 4 lety +7

    They shall call him Jerk 😂

  • @Jennieturnsmeon
    @Jennieturnsmeon Před 4 lety +141

    I miss this show. I mean only until season 8. Charlie's replacement was a bummer

    • @sohailmemon9301
      @sohailmemon9301 Před 4 lety +1

      imong mama don’t watch it after that ..it’s not worth it

    • @TheSharron
      @TheSharron Před 4 lety +5

      Charlie’s replacement was a bonafide dick!

    • @pflaffik
      @pflaffik Před 3 lety +2

      If it was a new show it would be tolerable. Replacing Charlie is like going on stage after Elvis.

    • @ivanmaras6566
      @ivanmaras6566 Před 3 lety

      9th season was good but just because of Alan.
      Later on they wanted Walden to replace Charlie and that wasn't possible

    • @TC-dw6wg
      @TC-dw6wg Před 2 lety

      Yea Ashton was a good actor, but not for this show or to walk in Charlie’s shadow. Don’t think anyone could replace Charlie

  • @BingCherry11
    @BingCherry11 Před 4 lety +4

    Charlie: "The parental code that unlocks the pay channels is "1234". ....... Jake: "1, 2, 3, 4 ... I should have known!!!!!" Lol!!!!!!!

  • @oliverpony
    @oliverpony Před 4 lety +5

    Jake reminds me of an old childhood friend I used to have

  • @borsesumit888
    @borsesumit888 Před 4 lety +1

    Charlie Sheen,Little Jake and Alan
    They were the Best

  • @andrewsuelmann3694
    @andrewsuelmann3694 Před 2 lety +1

    good work I love it

  • @michaelnaisbitt1639
    @michaelnaisbitt1639 Před 4 lety +29

    The show was at the top of its form in these days. Sheen going nuts and Jake growing up plus the lack of decent scripts really killed the show. I doubt if anyone could of saved it

  • @agoraphobicadam1171
    @agoraphobicadam1171 Před 3 lety +2

    Ballet Class.
    Jake,Do you know first position?
    Is that like missionary position? I'm Crying.

  • @meadster308
    @meadster308 Před 4 lety +4

    Not on this clip:
    Charlie: Are you blackmailing me?
    Jake: No, I want you to pay me so I won't tell.
    Charlie: That's blackmail!
    Jake: Oh,,,then, yeah.

  • @ginapafitis1966
    @ginapafitis1966 Před 3 lety +1

    Jake so cute love him so funny..x

  • @justineves9430
    @justineves9430 Před 4 lety +2

    Very very great fun video I like it a lot Jake is one of the best part of two and a half men

  • @krzysm5
    @krzysm5 Před 4 lety +1

    Best if not the best show ever!!!😆

  • @jaishreeram4981
    @jaishreeram4981 Před 3 lety +1

    and they shall name him JAKE

  • @riasadislam2664
    @riasadislam2664 Před 2 lety +1

    Great moments

  • @DjoleBravo
    @DjoleBravo Před 4 lety +8

    3:56 Gotta be the hardest "Try not to laugh" of all time, especially for actors that know each other well.

  • @bakerlangjyrwa4266
    @bakerlangjyrwa4266 Před 3 lety +1

    It's just the best😂😁👍

  • @Dominique632
    @Dominique632 Před 3 lety +3

    If my kid ain't like Jake one day, he's going up for adoption. Like seriously, Jake is the cutest kid ever😂😂😂

  • @michelle81477
    @michelle81477 Před 4 lety +2

    Love Jake❤️

  • @vivekkhare8888
    @vivekkhare8888 Před 3 lety +1

    1:39 ... the little girl smile standing in front of Jake ;p

  • @coltinandmaleigha2173
    @coltinandmaleigha2173 Před 3 lety +3

    This is funny i almost pee my myself

  • @elcorsario7587
    @elcorsario7587 Před 4 lety +3

    "Im a rabid Dog AHHHGRRR'

  • @tsoul1333
    @tsoul1333 Před 3 lety +1

    1:37 just like everybody else
    the blond girl on the left has trouble not laughing.

  • @toso69420
    @toso69420 Před 5 lety +60

    Angus T Jones leaving the show really made it more crappy than it was after Charlie Sheen left. Jon Cryer and Angus were the two guys holding the show after Charlie Sheen left. Then Angus left coz he said that the show was sort of anti-christ and Chuck Lorre had to write him off. But at least he made some more appearances on the show after he left. When the commercials for the series finale of the show aired and they showed Angus was returning for the finale, a lot of people assumed Charlie Sheen would make an appearance too considering he had made peace with CBS studios and Chuck Lorre.

  • @59771006
    @59771006 Před 4 lety +1

    Mia: Jake do you know first position?
    Jake: Is that like missionary position?

  • @ivanmaras6566
    @ivanmaras6566 Před 2 lety +3

    0:09 It is much better not to get married than marry one of them. As Charlie said when he saw what was Judith doing to Alan: "My empty, shallow lifestyle seems pretty good right now."

  • @salfa_tina
    @salfa_tina Před 2 lety +1

    4:24 best scene ever

  • @jacobrichardson1952
    @jacobrichardson1952 Před 4 lety +3

    Jake had me dying laughing

  • @Vinodvnu
    @Vinodvnu Před 4 lety

    Jake is the ❤️ of this

  • @mateoairaudo5535
    @mateoairaudo5535 Před 4 lety +15

    The episode when Jake stays at Evelyn´s might be the highlight of the character. Such a shame he got annoying in the later seasons.

  • @Meltymorty
    @Meltymorty Před 4 lety +1

    LMAO he drinks Charlie screwdriver drink

  • @AjithKumar-uk1wq
    @AjithKumar-uk1wq Před rokem

    Golden boy right there ....Jake.

  • @JacobLink350
    @JacobLink350 Před 4 lety +6

    2:47
    Jake: Hey look! I’m a rabid dog! Grrrr!

  • @sarunchacko4020
    @sarunchacko4020 Před 4 lety

    This kid is the best

  • @jacobkaminsky331
    @jacobkaminsky331 Před 4 lety +2

    3:53 big chungus reaches his final form

  • @carmelusdhar3256
    @carmelusdhar3256 Před 3 lety

    Jake life is awesome.

  • @parker9929
    @parker9929 Před 3 lety +4

    “He is the Chosen One.” “And they shall call him,”
    *”Jake.”*

  • @andrejsavov3915
    @andrejsavov3915 Před 3 lety +3

    Best comedy till Charley left

  • @imfa8539
    @imfa8539 Před 2 lety

    He was a treat

  • @albertvasu5489
    @albertvasu5489 Před 4 lety +16

    At 1:37 ...the girl infront of Jake was tryin not to laugh....clearly she knws what Missionary is