'Does this look infected to you?' Charlie & Alan’s Best Moments 👀 Two and a Half Men | TV Land

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  • @jesusorosco2696
    @jesusorosco2696 Před 4 lety +523

    Favorite show. Sheen is a Legend

  • @Nexus0193
    @Nexus0193 Před 4 lety +109

    We all want an uncle like Charlie :)

    • @sanzianagoglinache8696
      @sanzianagoglinache8696 Před 2 lety +2

      That will be great

    • @Shiirya
      @Shiirya Před rokem +1

      My father is kinda like him, when i was young my life has some similarities with jake when on hollidays !

  • @tsipher
    @tsipher Před 4 lety +111

    "it's after 11 and I'm all tucked in" I'm that way after 2 pm

    • @OrioleFan336
      @OrioleFan336 Před 4 lety +5

      I see this comment as its 2 PM and I'm all tucked in

  • @patricksaxon3983
    @patricksaxon3983 Před 4 lety +232

    “You got to keep it out of the sun light.” Charlie said and Alan asked: “Is it vampire sperm?”

  • @chigbomichaelofomata2874
    @chigbomichaelofomata2874 Před 4 lety +29

    Where’s the scene that they were trading insults with letters from the alphabets 😂.

  • @Stoneman180190
    @Stoneman180190 Před 3 lety +144

    It’s not Charlie Sheen that made the show funny, it’s the chemistry between Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer that made the show funny.

  • @Mitchell_Kirkbride69
    @Mitchell_Kirkbride69 Před 3 lety +39

    "i'm not asking you to tickle it just take a look" LMAO

  • @TCC1994
    @TCC1994 Před 3 lety +19

    'It's after 11 and I'm all tucked in.".
    "Too bad!"
    "I'M DRINKING NIGHTY NIGHT TEA!"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dannyhill7621
    @dannyhill7621 Před 4 lety +129

    Charlie is the best brother ever!

  • @smokeybear5460
    @smokeybear5460 Před 4 lety +910

    I don't think Ashton Kutcher is a bad actor but I never watched an episode past season 8 of this show.

    • @ludwigf8729
      @ludwigf8729 Před 4 lety +17

      You can call me whatever you want, but I liked Ashton Kutcher more than Charlie Sheen

    • @Alex-yq1ci
      @Alex-yq1ci Před 4 lety +83

      problem with ashton kutcher was the chemistry with the rest of the cast was awful and forced

    • @ridleymcnamara2273
      @ridleymcnamara2273 Před 4 lety +11

      @@Alex-yq1ci I agree

    • @ridleymcnamara2273
      @ridleymcnamara2273 Před 4 lety +57

      I really do like Kutcher, but yeah this show died after Sheen was gone.

    • @user-bb1ti6ct7s
      @user-bb1ti6ct7s Před 4 lety +17

      @@ludwigf8729 ok boomer

  • @willjean1614
    @willjean1614 Před 4 lety +28

    I don’t think I ever like a show more than this show, Charlie was the best .

  • @srikanthvemula6181
    @srikanthvemula6181 Před 3 lety +106

    Charlie was, is and always will be the funniest.

  • @p.e.1628
    @p.e.1628 Před 2 lety +13

    Just one word: SQUAB!... one of the funniest episodes! Still cracks me up!

  • @user-dy9yd6wg5y
    @user-dy9yd6wg5y Před 4 lety +22

    They were fantastic together

  • @Gator12
    @Gator12 Před 4 lety +32

    Netflix please. But only the seasons with Charlie

  • @AbdulKhan-qc9od
    @AbdulKhan-qc9od Před 4 lety +158

    Charlie was only soul to keep up that show, after he left it felt like something gone wrong lol

    • @lisab8334
      @lisab8334 Před 4 lety

      But the show has kept the same great success

    • @AbdulKhan-qc9od
      @AbdulKhan-qc9od Před 3 lety +1

      Lisa B no it didn’t the rating was going down the hill that’s y they decided to ended.

    • @mbdg6810
      @mbdg6810 Před 3 lety +1

      Abdul Khan the show imo didnt deserve to go 12 seasons. Especially since the finale was screwed up

  • @roxales7301
    @roxales7301 Před 4 lety +59

    " is it dressie dressie or dressie casual " 😂😂😂

  • @patriciaorlando2380
    @patriciaorlando2380 Před 4 lety +32

    What a great programme Two and a Half Men. So funny. Charlie and Alan along with Jake and all is a 10/10 acting. 😂😂😂

  • @Minolla
    @Minolla Před 4 lety +124

    I love Charlieeee! Never watched an episode after season 8.

    • @henryregalado
      @henryregalado Před 4 lety +6

      Same here

    • @giovannigiovanni.7220
      @giovannigiovanni.7220 Před 4 lety +2

      I only like seasons 1-10 (especially seasons 1-8)

    • @jaimevilla7836
      @jaimevilla7836 Před 4 lety +1

      Yea I used to look him top until I found he molested someone at the age of 19

    • @viniciusgmachado1204
      @viniciusgmachado1204 Před 4 lety +1

      Seriously?!

    • @Minolla
      @Minolla Před 4 lety +2

      Giovanni Giovanni. No Charlie, no TAAHM(since the show was written for him) Ashton was great as Kelso, thats it.

  • @TheJAG6752
    @TheJAG6752 Před 3 lety +10

    My brother, owning both a snake and a bird, the crazy goes both ways.

  • @TheRohnjackson
    @TheRohnjackson Před 4 lety +312

    _They had better _*_chemistry_*_ than Ross and Rachel._

  • @jeanettebranco1830
    @jeanettebranco1830 Před 4 lety +55

    This is my favorite show love charlie.

  • @smitprmr
    @smitprmr Před 3 lety +16

    That dog episode was so funny. 🤣

  • @Yuldashevaziz
    @Yuldashevaziz Před 4 lety +56

    I liked the ending. I wish I had a brother like charlie that gave me twins to release my pressure on

  • @haydendraycott7897
    @haydendraycott7897 Před 3 lety +10

    "Go stand in the surf!" As a veteran of such activity I can confirm it works really well actually lolol

  • @patricksaxon3983
    @patricksaxon3983 Před 3 lety +23

    I love whe Allen asked him if it was Vampire sperm.

  • @Coolyguy27
    @Coolyguy27 Před 3 lety +33

    That Charlie is so generous. He is good to his brother. And yet his brother does,'nt appreciate it. Go figure ? Wish i had a brother like Charlie growing up. Charlie is just misunderstood .

  • @quietyoutrash8150
    @quietyoutrash8150 Před 2 lety +1

    I'm drinking Nighty Night tea. LMFAO

  • @thiagocouto2844
    @thiagocouto2844 Před 4 lety +12

    Both were in John Hughes movies ! I'd never thoughts of that !

    • @malygos9301
      @malygos9301 Před 3 lety +2

      John tyler and Ryan stiles(herb) both were in hot shots with Charlie sheen

  • @user-bf8uw3jf8s
    @user-bf8uw3jf8s Před 4 lety +58

    He said no to a twinsisters?!

    • @user-bf8uw3jf8s
      @user-bf8uw3jf8s Před 4 lety +8

      @Keynesian Economics ofc its wrong! But if bitches want it then they should get it hard and rough like cheap hoes!

    • @thedarkknight9634
      @thedarkknight9634 Před 3 lety +1

      He knew its too good to be true😔😔

    • @allanrune
      @allanrune Před 3 lety

      He is an idiot.

  • @pamwilkinson3751
    @pamwilkinson3751 Před 3 lety +5

    Loved the show!

  • @DGardhouse
    @DGardhouse Před 3 lety +28

    I have never watched any of the episodes after Charlie sheen left.

  • @michaeltadros3898
    @michaeltadros3898 Před 3 lety +62

    Alan lost all respect from me when he gave up on twins for Judith of all people

  • @henkvessies6967
    @henkvessies6967 Před 4 lety +10

    As a dutchman i like it to see Charlie drinking Heineken , he always had a good taste.

  • @jowolf2187
    @jowolf2187 Před 3 lety +28

    "Is it Vampire sperm?" It's like Twilight all over again.

  • @vipitoachumi4229
    @vipitoachumi4229 Před 3 lety +25

    I wish I had a brother like Charlie who'd get me twins like that 😌

  • @WildlifeObsessed
    @WildlifeObsessed Před 4 lety +8

    Laughed out loud.

  • @progyandas9650
    @progyandas9650 Před 4 lety +52

    I miss this show .
    I mean the original one !

  • @jakel5892
    @jakel5892 Před 4 lety +34

    Charlie Sheen is a legal Cannabis dealer with a new brand of weed called Sheenius

  • @Babosito
    @Babosito Před 3 lety +2

    2:17 true but hilariously said

  • @ianbrewer4843
    @ianbrewer4843 Před 2 lety

    Great clip

  • @vraven-tc6cg
    @vraven-tc6cg Před 4 lety +9

    I'm drinking nighty night tea. Rofl

  • @sumayyananteza4509
    @sumayyananteza4509 Před 4 lety +9

    I could have met you at the theatre you know🤩🤣

  • @WolfeandcoArchive
    @WolfeandcoArchive Před 3 lety +5

    Maaan, I miss this

  • @michaelhagelstein4334
    @michaelhagelstein4334 Před 4 lety +28

    I don't care what anybody says I think that's funny stuff Two and a Half Men and Charlie Harper got me through some dark days in my life I'm on the other side now and I still think it's funny

  • @justinfoley4008
    @justinfoley4008 Před 3 lety

    Love the twins

  • @mr-zf6vs
    @mr-zf6vs Před 2 lety +1

    I wish i had a brother like Charlie

  • @KKJi001
    @KKJi001 Před 4 lety +2

    hope everybody has a brother like charlie

  • @David-281
    @David-281 Před 4 lety +8

    1:44 the day someone suceeds in doing this, i‘ll pay this person 10 grand!

  • @Maximum7077
    @Maximum7077 Před 4 lety +2

    why are the colours so good ?

  • @rashidaalam7384
    @rashidaalam7384 Před 2 lety +12

    One of the most hilarious show ever 🙏🍷🥂🤪😜

  • @MrBrownnn696
    @MrBrownnn696 Před 4 lety +2

    What does it look like I'm doing ? Lmfao

  • @agusstiinbt
    @agusstiinbt Před 4 lety +4

    Love Charlie

  • @dorissanchez7519
    @dorissanchez7519 Před 4 lety +5

    And Alan alias the sponge and the leach at the end never moved out

  • @afa13829
    @afa13829 Před 3 lety +11

    Id love to see Charlie and Sheldon Cooper from big bang theory just do 1 episode together. Anybody else?

    • @joshua50101
      @joshua50101 Před 3 lety +2

      Id love too. But its too late now. Since Charlie disclosed his hiv status hes not the same anymore plus both shows ended already. 😢

    • @afa13829
      @afa13829 Před 3 lety +2

      @@joshua50101 I know!! It's very sad. I hope Charlie is able to take the medications now to help maintain or lower the symptoms of it. That's just a sad and messed up situation all around.

  • @saiyongdawn7756
    @saiyongdawn7756 Před 4 lety +33

    Charlie is a sleazeball. How Alan put up with him as his brother. Lol. But I loved this show. Great laughs. I hope and pray Charlie Sheen is doing better healthwise. My prayers to him and his family. 😍

    • @shefchenko111
      @shefchenko111 Před 4 lety +11

      It might have something to do with the fact that he let Alan live rent-free in his house...

    • @saiyongdawn7756
      @saiyongdawn7756 Před 4 lety +4

      @@shefchenko111 Oh yeah, that's the major reason I'm sure. I guess he tolerates him. Lol

    • @shefchenko111
      @shefchenko111 Před 4 lety +1

      @@saiyongdawn7756 He can always choose not to, and live...you know, in a carton box :D

    • @georgebrice3831
      @georgebrice3831 Před 4 lety

      Rohit kr+ well if you seen mass shooting as of late I guess they are not that strict heck look at every black neighborhood in the us that say something right there

    • @georgebrice3831
      @georgebrice3831 Před 4 lety

      Rohit kr+ nah man whatever you learn is a lie United States is the most discriminatory nation out there trust me I know

  • @jenlindley7780
    @jenlindley7780 Před 4 lety +10

    Wow really HQ image!!!

  • @ramadansadek4415
    @ramadansadek4415 Před 3 lety +1

    I love Charly as that great big brother

  • @Anubhav04011986
    @Anubhav04011986 Před 2 lety +1

    1:23 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @emilyatkinson8264
    @emilyatkinson8264 Před 3 lety +10

    Alan dose this look infected to you oh charly

  • @shungyo8395
    @shungyo8395 Před 2 lety +1

    THIS IS NOT A SHOW BUT THIS IS THE REAL CHARLIE SHEEN JUST LIVING HIS LIFE....

  • @daboo7725
    @daboo7725 Před 3 lety +4

    It's bad luck to split sisters anyway 😅😅😅

  • @viniciusgmachado1204
    @viniciusgmachado1204 Před 4 lety +3

    1:44 Charlie, why would you even *do* that?

  • @ricfig4867
    @ricfig4867 Před 2 lety

    Is this still on Netflix?

  • @theman1412
    @theman1412 Před 2 lety

    0:25, "I'm not asking you to tickle it"

  • @renel8964
    @renel8964 Před 3 lety +1

    S1 charlie looks like moe from the 3.stooges

  • @jurr00
    @jurr00 Před 4 lety +3

    he has same dress style just as michael from GTA V

  • @rossi180
    @rossi180 Před 3 lety +1

    alan is the king

  • @andrewbao6373
    @andrewbao6373 Před rokem +1

    Charlie got a BBQ tong

  • @kaziknybosman4739
    @kaziknybosman4739 Před 2 lety

    You get what they mean

  • @jmirandarivera9264
    @jmirandarivera9264 Před 4 lety +7

    The best series ever!!!.

  • @omarhernandez9148
    @omarhernandez9148 Před 4 lety +21

    Hahaha, "does this looks infected to you?"... 🍆😂😂😂😂

  • @basba_qal
    @basba_qal Před 2 lety

    I was surprised there actually was a dictionary in that house.

  • @patriciasaez8446
    @patriciasaez8446 Před 3 lety +3

    Pongan las temporadas 1 y 2

  • @yashpandey7730
    @yashpandey7730 Před 3 lety +4

    Why is it vampire sperm....😂😂...jon cryer gave great golden lines in this show too....tht dialogue delivery...I don't why everyone cries after sheen....I admit the show went down after his exit...bt so did anger management when sheen joined it....grow up people

  • @himelbahar5819
    @himelbahar5819 Před 3 lety +1

    Charlie is the coolest big bro ever.

  • @oliverpony
    @oliverpony Před 2 lety +2

    My mom cousin has 2 boys from 2 different guys And I think when her boys grow up they will be like Charlie and Alen

  • @Goldone99
    @Goldone99 Před rokem

    A snake or a bird 🤣

  • @IanZuczuski
    @IanZuczuski Před 3 lety +5

    Gotta have tongs

  • @coreyhodge3770
    @coreyhodge3770 Před rokem +1

    😂 lol

  • @hafidmostarhfir2245
    @hafidmostarhfir2245 Před 3 lety +2

    It’s bad luck to split sisters anyway
    😂😂😂😂

  • @imaimashii1
    @imaimashii1 Před 2 lety

    0:23 If this is real life he gets on his knees in a split second

  • @spikes7846
    @spikes7846 Před 4 lety +2

    Spitting the sisters apart is bad splitting them in 2 is good

  • @xViolentStormzx
    @xViolentStormzx Před rokem

    the fact that i never knew what misogynist meant before this show

  • @LednacekZ
    @LednacekZ Před 3 lety +3

    you don't drink tea before you go to bed. And nobody sane drinks tea with the bag still in the cup. You take the bag out long before the water cools down to a drinkable temperature

  • @mattyukon6335
    @mattyukon6335 Před 4 lety +19

    Can attest to not dipping your pen in company ink as well as dating a woman with a snake !
    ...bad decisions DO make great stories though.

    • @tinbanger66
      @tinbanger66 Před 4 lety

      Or iguanas. Or birds.

    • @gustavomarques4097
      @gustavomarques4097 Před 3 lety

      Dating coworkers are never a good idea.
      Especially if things start to get serious and suddenly it falls apart.
      I did it once (for the first time) and totally regret it.

  • @baddriversoflittlerock8359

    Episode with the twins?

    • @dez3540
      @dez3540 Před 4 lety +2

      Season 3 Episode 3, "Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark"

  • @salomokondjila5421
    @salomokondjila5421 Před 4 lety +11

    Jon Cryer (Alan) and Berta carried this show after Charlie left.

  • @hamizu3006
    @hamizu3006 Před 3 lety

    Who’s the twins called?

  • @BenE8844
    @BenE8844 Před 2 lety +2

    You would think that Alan would know that sperm cells die in sunlight.

  • @edmundworrell530
    @edmundworrell530 Před 3 lety

    Both blonds for Alan? Charlie is the best brother!!

  • @sain223
    @sain223 Před 3 lety

    Yep 100% agree is it extremely bad luck to split twins sisters.

  • @NiVi192
    @NiVi192 Před 4 lety

    ' *Whose* sperm?!'
    😅😅😅👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

  • @service2204
    @service2204 Před 4 lety +12

    Ironic now its definitely infected 😂

  • @sanjayrichards1658
    @sanjayrichards1658 Před rokem

    Charlie made this show

  • @jrviade85
    @jrviade85 Před 3 lety +3

    I still watch reruns of this show but aa soon as the Ashton Kutcher episodes start that's when I turn it off or watch something else

  • @jcontreras03145
    @jcontreras03145 Před 3 lety

    i want that doggie.

  • @viniciusgmachado1204
    @viniciusgmachado1204 Před 4 lety +5

    0:40 What’s in Alan’s neck, and why?

    • @peateargriffin7593
      @peateargriffin7593 Před 4 lety +2

      The cable goes out and so Charlie tells Alan to "call the guy" to fix it, Alan insisted that they do it themselves because apparently it's a simple adjustment, so he goes on the roof and after fixing the satellite he attempts to climb down the ladder and falls of the roof.

    • @viniciusgmachado1204
      @viniciusgmachado1204 Před 3 lety +1

      *Now* I get it. Thank you.

  • @edmundworrell530
    @edmundworrell530 Před 3 lety +1

    Giving the twin blinds to Alan. Charlie is a gully a good brother, he just likes to hide it.

  • @abehambino
    @abehambino Před 2 lety

    0:30 oh sure, NOW you’re a chiropractor, NOT a DOCTOR!