GROWING UP SCOTTISH || DIVORCE!!!!

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  • čas přidán 8. 05. 2019
  • Welcome back to Growing Up Scottish Season 2. The topic for today is yer maw and yer da. Ill be covering stuff like maw and dad patter, divorce and all sort.
    Ill also be telling some stories about my mum and dad when I was growing up. How they would issue discipline for example.
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Komentáře • 476

  • @poppy_xx_c8
    @poppy_xx_c8 Před 5 lety +396

    You should dae growing up Scottish: the changing room at school

    • @lsk821
      @lsk821 Před 5 lety +11

      It's Rangers For Me absolute quality idea.

    • @nou-iz7lm
      @nou-iz7lm Před 5 lety +3

      Yass

    • @aldi3369
      @aldi3369 Před 5 lety +16

      people with deoderant and lighters burning up the place

    • @chelsey3989
      @chelsey3989 Před 5 lety +2

      It's Rangers For Me ayeee

    • @dinger167
      @dinger167 Před 5 lety +4

      Aldi aye and people blasting songs

  • @htbahb
    @htbahb Před 5 lety +182

    How long has it been?
    Irn bru went original again
    That’s how long it’s been

    • @michaelmccurry7273
      @michaelmccurry7273 Před 5 lety +8

      depressed bleach some things can’t be joked about

    • @htbahb
      @htbahb Před 5 lety +4

      Michael McCurry a know, that was a serious matter, I’m sorry

    • @user-sv3vq3iv4r
      @user-sv3vq3iv4r Před 5 lety +1

      Have they actual

    • @htbahb
      @htbahb Před 5 lety +1

      Cunt Baw naw, it wis a joke

  • @oliviabrown9032
    @oliviabrown9032 Před 5 lety +33

    The fact that mostly only scottish people watch this because we desperatley need something to relate too.

  • @militantmonky3463
    @militantmonky3463 Před 5 lety +139

    Americans: English are the best at drinking.
    Scotland: Hold ma beer pal.
    And pass the Buckie.

  • @lozzamacca5775
    @lozzamacca5775 Před 5 lety +29

    Aw yes more growing up Scottish! Canny wait fur the football match and meet n greet ✊

  • @elliebuchan8869
    @elliebuchan8869 Před 5 lety +40

    yesayee bringing back Growing Up Scottish, notification squad❤️

  • @lmao3471
    @lmao3471 Před 5 lety +56

    Tbh am surprised ye don’t hiv 100k yet

    • @arranb903
      @arranb903 Před 5 lety +5

      stop pretending to be scottish

  • @lemonslayer585
    @lemonslayer585 Před 5 lety +31

    I’m that wee Scottish guy ye met in Benidorm at the magic natura just wondering how was yer pint ye we’re getting

  • @KoozlickMedia
    @KoozlickMedia Před 5 lety +21

    I can relate to a lot of this. Maw beatings when you were bad, Da beatings when you disappointed him cause yer maw told him that was the case, and that mad cupboard under the stairs wae hunners eh tools in an auld Sports bag, but I've never once 'saw' them being used. A sand Plane, Why have we always had a sand plane and various attachments, yet Iv;e never witnessed them being used?
    Aye son, that's fur the Artex oan the waaz. It's coming aff soon.
    Artex came aff mid 2000's btw.

  • @matthewcrossley48
    @matthewcrossley48 Před 5 lety +15

    You're childhood just mirrors mine, keep it up pal top quality video

  • @ZombiePawsUp
    @ZombiePawsUp Před 5 lety +6

    That Madeline McCann joke 🤣🤣🤣

  • @FrozenWillow1980
    @FrozenWillow1980 Před 5 lety +14

    Ma first one was no planned, neither was ma third or 4th. First one, failed pill down to antibiotics cancelling it out (lesson learned) 3rd one, failed pill down to a sickness bug. I was in college one week into classes when I got the positive test back. Although thank goodness we kept her. Dodgerzone1980 is an animator :) The fourth one, am still trying to figure out. Took the pill religiously, at the exact same time every single day, not a missed pill at all. And then ma man lost his job and then well guess whit am preggars. That was back in 2010. So you can imagine what happened next. Yep, ma man decided tae go tae the vet and get it sorted LOL. Ok he didny go tae an actual vet, that's just oor wee running joke. We've been together 19 years. Nae chance of that changing Batchy. I'm quite happy with him playing Ark on XBox, am quite happy with the time we do spend together. We always make sure that if Dad said naw, mammy says naw tae and vice versa. We work as a team :) Still very much in love and nae sign of that stopping ;) Oh we also play World of Warcraft together tae. Couples that play together, stay together ;)

  • @saulboy3606
    @saulboy3606 Před 5 lety +281

    *_notification squad_*
    Like for +1 old recipe Irn bru

    • @thesixthprodigy942
      @thesixthprodigy942 Před 5 lety +2

      Don't need to live in Aberdeen but I'm nice +1 like

    • @saulboy3606
      @saulboy3606 Před 5 lety +1

      thesixthprodigy cheers pal

    • @aberamagold7509
      @aberamagold7509 Před 5 lety +1

      No idea what you're talking about so I'll just click like or 👍 every time the option is available.
      Oh yeah... I almost forgot to +1

    • @thesixthprodigy942
      @thesixthprodigy942 Před 5 lety +1

      @@saulboy3606 nae problem

  • @kieran25
    @kieran25 Před 5 lety +5

    First growing up scottish video in a while I bet most people have already grown up scottish waiting for this video to be uploaded

  • @kaim8466
    @kaim8466 Před 5 lety +10

    I can’t believe you’ll be quitting youtube your a quality youtuber and great vid

  • @geolee6987
    @geolee6987 Před 5 lety +3

    In certain areas of Falkirk they sell fathers day cards in packs of tens. You should do what different areas are like in and around Falkirk.

    • @tylercroal
      @tylercroal Před 5 lety

      Geo Lee in the alley at the wheatsheef inn

  • @michaelmorgan9289
    @michaelmorgan9289 Před 4 lety

    Batchy, I enjoy your videos & the humour that goes with them. When I first watched one in 2017 I thought you were serious. It took me about 10 mins to understand the Scottish humour aspect of it. Since then, I take them with a humorous pinch of salt. Keep up the good work & the work you do in the background for the Mental Health Charities.

  • @desireeaguilar996
    @desireeaguilar996 Před 5 lety +1

    I’m Mexican...I don’t even know how I found your growing up Scottish videos, but I’m glad I did. You’re hilarious.

  • @willmcnaughton6363
    @willmcnaughton6363 Před 5 lety +5

    Am auld enough no tae ken what a notification squad is batchy man. New style is quality. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @froggylord655
      @froggylord655 Před 4 lety

      Translayt I'm 13 and can't understand ya and yes I am scottish

  • @distortionss645
    @distortionss645 Před 5 lety +17

    Ayyy I met you at TWOTI live, I was the tall blonde guy that got a photo wi you outside the show

    • @bethcurrens5145
      @bethcurrens5145 Před 5 lety +1

      Distortionss so lucky I was dying tae go me nd ma pal begged tae go but we couldn’t

    • @distortionss645
      @distortionss645 Před 5 lety

      @@bethcurrens5145 unlucky

    • @ALLMETAL1970
      @ALLMETAL1970 Před 3 lety

      @@distortionss645 m8 ye met batchy, whit was he like

  • @JamieAubrey
    @JamieAubrey Před 5 lety +7

    I'll take ma hand off your jaw, Its the high speed of it going on I didn't fancy - Sir Billy Connolly

  • @CastilloDelDiablo
    @CastilloDelDiablo Před 5 lety +1

    It's so true, if only we had the insight as kids to have been able to read beween the lines but we just took it as it seemed.

  • @MrGREEN-nj2mx
    @MrGREEN-nj2mx Před 5 lety +1

    Amazing video batchy such class banter keep it up mate :)

  • @andreafraser6663
    @andreafraser6663 Před 5 lety +4

    Peoples maws say “I’m calling yer da?”
    My da says “I’m calling yer maw”
    😂😂😂

    • @Shebeast3
      @Shebeast3 Před 5 lety

      The worst threat ever and omg lmao

  • @freemanjackmsiradio
    @freemanjackmsiradio Před 5 lety +10

    Och the big yin, not seen owt frum him since I was his follow camera at the Hammersmith Apollo, was the 5th camera man in a week to get the job, the 4 before me were fecked, couldn't actually hold on to the camera for laughin!! I learned early on a loose limp grip(ohh matron!) meant I could follow the feckin jumpin jack all over tha stage wi'out transmitting too much mirthfulness back down to the camera. He would turn round every nite and joke about it being the only chance you ever get to see the back of your own heed, I'd zoom in on his ever widening bald spot now an then just tae piss him off! Was a craic fer sure and I got paid for laughin till i cried most nights! One of the better jobs I had.

  • @ryanmelly4694
    @ryanmelly4694 Před 5 lety +3

    That Madelyn McCann joke mad just mad I like it

  • @keboardkenny7063
    @keboardkenny7063 Před 5 lety +3

    Notification squad - a jacksepticeye video was uploaded at the same time as this one and I clicked on this

  • @westy302
    @westy302 Před 5 lety

    you’re so funny and i love watching someone my own eh dinny ken .. i’ve subscribed :) keep it up 💙💙

  • @rossfc465
    @rossfc465 Před 5 lety +6

    Love this series tho batch

  • @lmdrdn5941
    @lmdrdn5941 Před 5 lety +1

    Love this style. Great job

  • @valenciasantos8236
    @valenciasantos8236 Před 5 lety

    Congrats on the subscriber growth🥳

  • @fimckinlay5750
    @fimckinlay5750 Před 5 lety +1

    Big up the notification squad come on boys omg thank u so much batchy love ur vids

  • @Shebeast3
    @Shebeast3 Před 5 lety +2

    Awrite batchy hope you and the family are doing good great to see another growing up scottish vid!

  • @ajjamieson59
    @ajjamieson59 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Ma da comin up Oan 40 nd he’s cuttin aboot way a tool box noo 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DogWick
    @DogWick Před 5 lety +1

    "Thats the steering, thats the accelerator, thats the brake and thats the ash tray...don't tell your mum"-Batchy 2019

  • @damiengordon5079
    @damiengordon5079 Před 5 lety +1

    Notification squad love growing up scotish vids

  • @grahamleslie1536
    @grahamleslie1536 Před 5 lety +1

    Great video batchy. Pretty much summed up my folk. Good luck with the footy match. Proud supportor SamH here. Will donate if i cant make for the match.

  • @beardedviking1824
    @beardedviking1824 Před 5 lety

    You done one of these before quite a while back and i love the grewing up Scottish series u should keep doing it

    • @BatchyGaming
      @BatchyGaming  Před 5 lety +1

      Done a few on the same topics but all discussing different things. Lack of creative titles is the issue.

  • @livrennie8630
    @livrennie8630 Před 5 lety +2

    I met u at TWOTI live lol,, ur so nice in real life x u also had ur hood up the whole bloody time lmao 😂

  • @Shebeast3
    @Shebeast3 Před 5 lety

    Another brilliant vid batchy

  • @matthewrimmer9843
    @matthewrimmer9843 Před 5 lety +1

    YAASSSS it's finally back!

  • @itsava_dollx7937
    @itsava_dollx7937 Před 5 lety +3

    Yesssss growing up Scottish is amazing 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

  • @verandi3882
    @verandi3882 Před 5 lety

    Scottish wisdom right there, quite relatable

  • @calumbunga
    @calumbunga Před 5 lety

    Yaaaaaaasssssssssss, new batchy vid!

  • @fingaming3066
    @fingaming3066 Před 5 lety

    Yaaasssss man love these

  • @subsWithfewvideos-fp9fu

    class video mate, notification came in to ma inbox a bit late.

  • @Shebeast3
    @Shebeast3 Před 5 lety

    Yer maw an da is a cracking topic 😂

  • @ellengreenan8777
    @ellengreenan8777 Před 5 lety

    Yass it’s back 🙌

  • @stuartrehfisch8790
    @stuartrehfisch8790 Před 5 lety +6

    Batchy please dae mare growing up Scottish

  • @JWW-bj1sp
    @JWW-bj1sp Před 5 lety +4

    Notification squad 🙌

  • @georgeeasdale1347
    @georgeeasdale1347 Před 5 lety +1

    Cracking vid mate you should do one on auntys and uncles

  • @devinjamieson7412
    @devinjamieson7412 Před 5 lety

    I have watched growing up Scottish about 6 times each there too funny 😂❤️x

  • @tammymaxandme8136
    @tammymaxandme8136 Před 5 lety +1

    Notifications Squad : love your videos

  • @Shebeast3
    @Shebeast3 Před 5 lety

    Love yer patter an banter batchy

  • @wolfganghendery8298
    @wolfganghendery8298 Před 5 lety +1

    I love this series. I recommend you cover Robbie Burns' poems such as Cock Up Your Beaver, a very innocent song about a feather in a hat.

  • @randomeh393
    @randomeh393 Před 5 lety +3

    should do a vid on crappy school field trips

  • @Grubbo.
    @Grubbo. Před 5 lety

    Yass daddy batchy drops a banger again

  • @theholygoalie3640
    @theholygoalie3640 Před 5 lety

    yassss growing up scottish is back yaassass pallll

  • @piperapotter167
    @piperapotter167 Před 5 lety

    You and CJ NOVO ARE THE BEST

  • @callumdalziel9960
    @callumdalziel9960 Před 5 lety +1

    Just saw you at the train station drenched from the typical Scottish weather

  • @calummuir2610
    @calummuir2610 Před 5 lety

    YES ANOTHER VIDEO

  • @aye8136
    @aye8136 Před 5 lety +2

    Incredible

  • @foxtrotdelta225
    @foxtrotdelta225 Před 5 lety

    Aaaahhh Billy Connolly, what a lad. Also the tools thing. Yeah that’s just ever da

  • @NavigatingTheMatrix420
    @NavigatingTheMatrix420 Před 5 lety +4

    Alright buddy, nothing but flashbacks for me eh this vid, good old 90s getting our arse whipped for acting a fanny, but the shite we got upto was well worth the kick in the arse. Spelling mistake corrected I blame the Tennent's

  • @dy1ss244
    @dy1ss244 Před 5 lety +1

    YES HES BACK!!!!

  • @matthewt7451
    @matthewt7451 Před 5 lety +3

    YAS YAS YAS, the best series
    You look like a bottle of MD

  • @thebigcheese1153
    @thebigcheese1153 Před 6 měsíci

    “Ah never got as much as a fuckin calk ice” 😂😂😂

  • @saulgoodman8893
    @saulgoodman8893 Před 5 lety +3

    Notification squad ya big bandits.

  • @loud479
    @loud479 Před 3 lety +1

    "dae yi want me ti take ma shoe aff" Ave heard that ma whole life

  • @gregjones2337
    @gregjones2337 Před 5 lety

    Notification Squad Sen!

  • @eashanbhatt9438
    @eashanbhatt9438 Před 5 lety +28

    "nowadays of course I'm married with a kid"
    you married a kid???

  • @louishealy8652
    @louishealy8652 Před 5 lety

    I didnt realise how much i missed these

  • @Shebeast3
    @Shebeast3 Před 5 lety

    Yer mug is a good looking mug mate👊

  • @chris_monaco2524
    @chris_monaco2524 Před 5 lety

    Pure class

  • @monthebears5948
    @monthebears5948 Před 3 lety

    4:48 and batchy just becomes a singer

  • @mcflurryofcarnage2544
    @mcflurryofcarnage2544 Před 5 lety +2

    Please do growing up Scottish
    YER BIRD

  • @joannaedssay5988
    @joannaedssay5988 Před 5 lety

    Excellent! Will be at the match if I can get the link to work :)

  • @Miko-bm4wc
    @Miko-bm4wc Před 5 lety

    Notifications squad 🔥

  • @ibosquez5238
    @ibosquez5238 Před 5 lety +2

    There isn't a date for this great video but currently is May 9, 2019

  • @bpat9968
    @bpat9968 Před 4 lety +1

    3:00 batchy is a time traveler

  • @ther2freestylers974
    @ther2freestylers974 Před 5 lety

    #notifacationsquad ya bams

  • @scooterman3283
    @scooterman3283 Před 5 lety

    Notifications squad batchy is the man /bawbag

  • @christopherkelly8141
    @christopherkelly8141 Před 5 lety

    Yass he's back

  • @ellierodger2447
    @ellierodger2447 Před 5 lety

    Notification squad 😂

  • @rebeccaduncan8463
    @rebeccaduncan8463 Před 5 lety +6

    Y areet come back tae Aberdeen please min 💖🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @abigailmasson3102
      @abigailmasson3102 Před 5 lety

      Rebecca Duncan only good thing up here is the chipper out at Dyce :/

  • @FifaClips-wm3pf
    @FifaClips-wm3pf Před 5 lety +4

    Me and my 3 pals have got tickets but we have been told that we need an adult to get in to the stadium is this true ?

  • @Shebeast3
    @Shebeast3 Před 5 lety

    Truer words were never spoken

  • @KyleMeek17
    @KyleMeek17 Před 5 lety +3

    Notification Squad 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @LlamaMonster
    @LlamaMonster Před 5 lety

    I need more.

  • @bethcurrens5145
    @bethcurrens5145 Před 5 lety +1

    Notification squad !

  • @ModernVideoGamers
    @ModernVideoGamers Před 5 lety +1

    Ma maw brought us upty say #notificationsquad

  • @ThatBeardedGuy39
    @ThatBeardedGuy39 Před 5 lety

    Oh mate choc ices, pure quality XD

  • @Expatriate1977
    @Expatriate1977 Před 4 lety

    I'm here cuz of big Mooney. I'm only a wee bit Scottish but it's enough that Scottish life tales speaks to me apparently

  • @eiznek7125
    @eiznek7125 Před 5 lety

    NOTIFICATION SQUAD IS HERE!!!!!!

  • @rebekahmaxwell90
    @rebekahmaxwell90 Před 5 lety +1

    Hahaha..........missed these videos

  • @erinwatters5635
    @erinwatters5635 Před 5 lety +1

    Notification squad🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @crazycats535
    @crazycats535 Před 3 lety

    Very good observation! 🙄🥰🐦

  • @cameronnovak880
    @cameronnovak880 Před 5 lety +1

    Notification Skwod dx🖤

  • @proudpict2057
    @proudpict2057 Před 5 lety

    The hand off the face never hurt!
    It was the putting it on the face at high speed was the sore bit!

  • @madzmagoo
    @madzmagoo Před 5 lety

    Notification squad 🙋🏼‍♀️