For anyone wondering what type of bird she is, that is an adult female western palm warbler. I'm guessing she's in shock from running into some glass and is recovering.
Wolves, Coyotes, Rotties and Pitties would disagree. The Chihuahua will eat you alive. Never try this bull$hit. It wouldn't look good on your obituary. You know " Got balls chomped off by a fkn chihuahua".
Actually, standing still propably saved this bird - any attempt to escape would no doubt triggered Max's prey drive. Judging from the end, it happened anyway.
The part where the bird freaks out after the human picks it up and a still shot with the caption "AAAA" immediately follows it makes me laugh every time, even knowing it's coming.
@Lia Madrigal yep, mosquitoes, flies etc. Florida just released 750,000 GMO mosquitoes, that sounds healthy. We are the lab rats that entertain the top 1 percents.
A dog: *being aggressive* A bird, a Sun Tzu student: "If your enemy is secure at all points, be prepared for him. If he is in superior strength, evade him. If your opponent is temperamental, seek to irritate him."
I’ve never seen a Shiba that beautiful and adorable before. His fur and eyes are so different. For a second I thought he may have been a husky. I like his mean face 💜
This Shiba Inu is called Kuroshiba in Japan. Recently, the brown Shiba Inu has become popular around the world, so it is well known, but the black Shiba is not so rare in Japan.
agree, birb was in shock. it happens to those lil guys when they run into stuff or sometimes even if they're scared enough, they'll freeze like deer. poor birb was probably terrified lol
That is just so adorable 😂, Max was so concern about the birb 0:59-1:07 hahahahah 😊😂❤. Max: “Do u need help?” Birb: *No answer* Max: “Hello?!?” Birb: *Still no answer*
*Wakes up and looks at the board* "William of Orange ascended to the throne due to the events of the 'Glorious Revolution'!" "...correct, but my question was, 'Are you okay'?"
that may be the pretiiest dog i've ever seen. his extreme but measured curiosity is so tactful and intelligent, like a botanist delicately inspecting a fascinating plnt.
For people wondering why the bird didn't fly away, it's because the birds fight or flight instincts had an error 404 and god had to reprogram the bird.
Cold morning, it was in torpor. I've ran into many small birds in this state in my life. If you pick them up your hand actually warms them up pretty quickly enough to fly.
If a bird stands there stunned like that, there's a pretty good chance it has an infection/disease/is riddled with parasites - parasites that can be transmitted by picked it up through their feet. Try to help them but don't pick them up if you can help it.
HA Memorys. I found a falcon in my garden once. Called a shelter to pick it up. Me and my folks got concerned as we waited because the bird stoped moving at some point, wings streched... anyway next moring after the guy picked him up, we asked if the bird was ok. Turns out the dofus had a concussion... and was doing fine.
The bird was checking its inventory.
Wondering why tf it's empty
After that he raged quit outside the game and came back after restoring his progress
this a follow up sersomeone comment
😂
LOL
Must be an amateur "Souls" player... he didn't even hear the monster right on top of him. ;3
Birb was AFK and when he came back he realized he had to gtfo
*I promise to my old dog that I will reach 1000 subscribers before she leaves us, a small participation from you can really help me :)*
@@LloydSMITH at least your not a bot.
Since this is the first time I’ve seen you.
@@LloydSMITH since you comment not even 5 times a channel
@@LloydSMITH so sure.
The birb was thinking bout his wife and got lost in thought
For anyone wondering what type of bird she is, that is an adult female western palm warbler. I'm guessing she's in shock from running into some glass and is recovering.
yeah i know right
also my comment is inspired by yours
Obviously a grey wagtail, you fool
Did you just assume the bird's gender?
@@typingcat no
The Shiba looks like a toasted marshmallow. I love it.
I just saw that 😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅 spot on spot on.
I call them Snickers coated doggos.
Just a guess, but it may have something to do with the reason those types of shibes are literally known as "burnt marshmellow" type of Shibes.
Who ever operated this government drone must have been sleeping on the job.
Underrated
Or maybe he disconnected and reconnected at the end
Congrats! Now you have more than 1k likes on your both comments combined.
@Andres Leon I don’t know who you’re talking about but that’s also the name of my old vice principal-
exactly.
Looks like the bird watched Jurassic Park. “Stay absolutely still. It’s vision is based on movement.”
First
The bird is Jurassic Park!
It’s a fake bird
@@watermeloncakecake5262 you must be blind
@@watermeloncakecake5262 Nah, it moved its head a little bit and it frantically flew away at the end.
90% of winning a confrontation with a canine is just standing your ground
Wolves, Coyotes, Rotties and Pitties would disagree. The Chihuahua will eat you alive. Never try this bull$hit. It wouldn't look good on your obituary. You know " Got balls chomped off by a fkn chihuahua".
Tell that to cupcake😂
@@Ped0P1gCZcams Wolves and coyotes are usually pussies who won't attack a human unless they're very, very hungry or have rabies.
Hm. I know many, many dogs who woulda been like "cool! Ground snack!" *gulp*.
Good max.
Doggo - "I could have killed you Why didn't you move"
Birb - "You lack the murderous aura kid "
Yup, that's right
He bite the bird tho
Actually, standing still propably saved this bird - any attempt to escape would no doubt triggered Max's prey drive. Judging from the end, it happened anyway.
So basically Goku and Trunks when they first met.
@@TurboMMaster Lol "prey drive". You watch too much Fox News.
Dog: Please respond!
Bird: Working on updates 34%, don't turn off your PC, this will take a while
I laughed way too hard at this 🤣🤣
Normally they update while recharging on power lines. The government is upgrading them it seems.
Has it done yet?
@@shadowdragon7045 "
Ah yes the cursed AAAAA update
The part where the bird freaks out after the human picks it up and a still shot with the caption "AAAA" immediately follows it makes me laugh every time, even knowing it's coming.
Max tried to grab it by its tail, that's why it freaked out.
Lmao me too I'm dying that part is the best
no- the dog bit the tail and it freak out
it freaked out because it was touched on its tail, by doggie teeth. 😂 it thought it was about to be doggie lunch so it fluttered out of there 😂
It was probably about to be dog lunch! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
You can tell that burd has had a rough day and doesn't want to deal with doggo's antics
The bird is at the point in its life where it doesn't give a flying F about anything anymore.
I think we all once can/will relate to that bird
@@jonatankornievsky632 i've related to this bird the past 9 years lmao
I'm right along with that bird..lol
hehe
How dare you make a pun
Obviously the bird is downloading a massive update.
LMAOOOO
It’s like 30 gigs
deserve to be a top comment
lol
HAHAHAHA
1:48 I laughed so hard
Fr
The bravado, the fearlessness, the exagerated swagger! that dog faced death itself and came out triumphant!
Birb was trying to remember if he had turned off the stove.
Nice comment 😂
You are 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣% crt🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣
GOT ME SO HARD IM LAUGHING, YOU DESERVE LIKE 10000 LIKES ON UR COMMENT
@@ricktherickrolled534
I think you should probably read what you wrote again, slowly
If he didn’t he would be having eggs for lunch
Human: Lets help this bird get a wifi signal.
Bird: *connected* Flies away.
Proof of connection
proof that birds are just government drones
Underrated
Lol
i read files instead of flies
0:00 this gets me everytime🤣
0:00 🤔
0:01 🤔
0:02🤔
0:03 🤔
0:04 🤔
I love how nonplussed this bird is in the presence of a excitable, snarling Shibe 🤣🤣🤣
Birb: “Keep absolutely still. Its vision is based on movement...”
JoJo's bizarre adventure but it's scuffed
@@apollo5668 what?
Jurasic park
Because the Doggo is Among Us
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE. YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO COMMENT ONCE.
When the government's spy cameras run out of batteries.
Underrated comment.
Honestly
lmao
r/birdsarentreal
@Lia Madrigal yep, mosquitoes, flies etc. Florida just released 750,000 GMO mosquitoes, that sounds healthy. We are the lab rats that entertain the top 1 percents.
The birb and doggo were actually just discussing the entire meaning of life...
0:31 words of wisdom
3 responses to fear:
-Fight
-Flight
-Freeze
**FREEZE INTENSIFIES**
69 likes. NOICE
F
Would've been hillarious to watch that bird show the dog who's boss!
4th -Feces
*Scary dog bork*
Birb: "meh."
*realize been picked up*
Birb: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH"
💀💀💀💀💀
Max actually bit off some of the tail which is what made it freak out, but the part was cut out and nobody knows why.
Chaotic Chris How do you know?
@@BhappyD Because I watched the video on the day that it was uploaded, some other people in the comments pointed it out too.
@@chaoticchris8924 dayum rip
Two soft warm babies enjoying the day.
"mabye he was just amazed over max" mabye he was about to have a heart attack
"I have searched your heart, canine. I know you will not actually strike, therefore I stand my ground."
Nice mega man battle network pfp
I love this
This is kinda wholesome 😂👍
@Pup Pyz no i
My dog, a Min pin for short almost bit a squirrel but my mom’s friend’s pit bull got in the way
he's just recieving a big update to his system: New feature, Birb 1.9, scream animation and trigger
Very important update that fixed many bugs
Lmao
That birb is afk and got back aftee
He might have crashed and is waiting for the server to boot up again
Its having a concussion :(
Birb was scared of Max. But Max is good boi. He just curious and would never attacc
bruh max litterally bit the birb
I loved the Pokemon music, and those two beautiful creatures too❤
Birb: I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still... that I become invisible to the eye.
*slowly crunches potato chip*
@@TheSp0kesman "We can still see you"
@@copperjaguar damn it
Birb?
@@TheSp0kesman *zarg nut
It's taught in bird's academy, " dogs don't attack statues!"
Taught* (don't mean to be a grammar nazi though)
@@ishasalvi1829 I know it actually... But didn't look at it. 👉👈😅
@@duhhh7690 hahaha..😂😂ok✌
The bird has master the ability to stand so still that the dog got confusion 100
But they pee on them
Truly one of the greatest Doggo-Birb relation moments of all time. ✊🙏
Birb was chilling because he didn't sense any bad feelings from Max.
He's either incredibly brave or completely petrified with fear.
Either way he do be vibin tho
Or too tired to give a care
Or has given up on life. Lol
fight/flight/freeze
No its clearly sick
max is trying to speak in air doggo, too bad he doesn’t understand it yet
Ok
Greatest line ever
Epic from epic games
Yet
@@Crow7655_official I have your profile pic as my Wallpapaer
Why this dog looks so precious?❤
A dog: *being aggressive*
A bird, a Sun Tzu student: "If your enemy is secure at all points, be prepared for him. If he is in superior strength, evade him. If your opponent is temperamental, seek to irritate him."
Bravo 6, Going dark
Appear weak when you are strong and strong when you weak.
No, the bird probably had a concussion
Do u by any chance watch Technoblade???
"And if someone decides to pick you up, go AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"lets help him find his frens max"
birb: *adios*
Lol
Isnt *adios* is:
*AAAAAAAA*
Lmao
"oh no, they'll realize I don't have any friends! Ima gotta fly!"
Let’s have some likes for birb’s professional drama acting👏👏👏
It's amazing how animals of different species can be so empathetic to each other.
To this day, this is still my favorite video on CZcams.
That birds balls were so massive that he couldn't fly away because of their weight.
hahahahahaha
poor lil guy was frozen in fear. glad he’s alright tho
*birb
Please let this comment reach 1k!
🤣
That angle literally looks like a Pokemon battle. Pidgey vs Arcanine.
Right 🤣
I’d of say more of a poochyena or houndour
Husky used roar,, n bird used fly
@@eccentricPlays tbf, he does look like a black furred arcanine.... A new shiny maybe?
Lol
I’ve never seen a Shiba that beautiful and adorable before. His fur and eyes are so different. For a second I thought he may have been a husky.
I like his mean face 💜
This Shiba Inu is called Kuroshiba in Japan. Recently, the brown Shiba Inu has become popular around the world, so it is well known, but the black Shiba is not so rare in Japan.
@@5gams-vi2gxwho asked?
@@specopsgaming6781 me
@@5gams-vi2gx Yep. there are white Shiba Inus in Japan.
@@specopsgaming6781 no one here needs permission
you better talk, special agent "James Bord", or i call the Racoon Federation😂🤣😅
I’ve mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still… That I become invisible to the eye. Watch.
*Watch*
Straight stole this comment
Hey! Who said that...........?
@@ciaran5588 Drax From Guardian of the galaxy
where are you?
That bird was charging up his attack for, like, 9 turns.
Caz Murrell
A charge up for an escape move no less...
@@godknightomega anyone remember angry birds epic? there was an enemy that charged up just to escape, it dropped tons of coins
well, he would need to, did you see how much bigger the dog was?
Underrated comment
*birb
Poor birdy got so scared that he decided to pretend to be dead
1:45 top 10 most brutal anime betrayals
Birds: *fly away when I sneeze ten feet away*
This bird: "I fear nothing, mortal."
Same. Except change "sneeze" to "breathe".
That bird is a true alpha Chad
The bird straight up pretended he didn't exist anymore, that's gangsta
faxxxx
😚
hes so gansta he dosent consume drug alchool or flesh
birb
Bird: Hey according to Alan grant, if you don’t move the t-Rex won’t see you
agree, birb was in shock. it happens to those lil guys when they run into stuff or sometimes even if they're scared enough, they'll freeze like deer. poor birb was probably terrified lol
That is just so adorable 😂, Max was so concern about the birb 0:59-1:07 hahahahah 😊😂❤.
Max: “Do u need help?”
Birb: *No answer*
Max: “Hello?!?”
Birb: *Still no answer*
The bird wasn’t flying away because of how heavy his steel balls were
Absolutely
Omg pls-
*jojo intensifies*
Trying to impress his/her bird friends lmao😂
Zero phkks were given.
The "AAAAAAAA -birb" part nearly killed me with laughter. The shot, caption, and sound causes me intense side pains. 😂
same lol
i forgot where that sound came from LOL. was it from a game or somethin'? 😂
Great music, sounded like mario
@@exspin21 Super Mario World: Yoshi's Island
@@exspin21 Map theme from Super Mario Yoshi's Island
The birb was in such shock of the looks of the shibi that he was so still he almost passed out
that is the bravest bird I ever seen in my life😂
*"He just standing there....MENACINGLY"*
The original comment that deserves more likes
@@yazdamermeredusupayagayaps9390 fat agree
There's a copied one not u tho
@@yazdamermeredusupayagayaps9390 yeah 100%
Is that a jojo reference?
when you are daydreaming and the teacher is yelling at you
*Wakes up and looks at the board*
"William of Orange ascended to the throne due to the events of the 'Glorious Revolution'!"
"...correct, but my question was, 'Are you okay'?"
hehe good one😂
😂😂😂
hilarious
黑柴好善良啊！
Your dog is soo cute 😍😘
that may be the pretiiest dog i've ever seen. his extreme but measured curiosity is so tactful and intelligent, like a botanist delicately inspecting a fascinating plnt.
Gud boi max: **Borks at birb**
Hooman: Maybe birb is just amazed at max
Birb: _Help_
Yeah it looked so scared 😂😔
birb really said sponge sauce!
Bird after being picked up: Flee. I've been spotted.
Welp*
Yes
The bird is me looking at my food in the microwave
Max is your food looking at you from the microwave
@@becauseimbatman1391 :0
*birb
Topaz s. Got that of tok tok but ok. 0_____0
@@Kernal0293 no
Saw it off a vid from emkay
That Pokémon music got me all nostalgic.
"He's just standing there.....MENACINGLY!"
I was looking for this comment lol
More thumbs up 😂
Spongebob reference
That's what I just said!😧
More like he lucked out with a last, great act of defiance. 😉👋
the "AAAAAAAAAA -birb" bit made me laugh nearly as hard as the "goodbye cruel world" fly that Max also found
Ye i love these edits
Lol same
Ikr?!?! That vid also nearly made me cry with laughter 😂
@@gwenjen101 M8
What video is this? I must know!
The end was just too perfect, poor birb.
The bird’s fight or flight kicked in when Max tried to eat them.🤣
Humin: "look the birb is friendly "
Birb" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Let's be honest, our track record with chickens kinda justify this.
hooman*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
For people wondering why the bird didn't fly away,
it's because the birds fight or flight instincts had an error 404 and god had to reprogram the bird.
this will all be fixed in the next patch
nice try NSA, its because you lost signal
lmao
It’s because the CIA lost connection
God*
Man I want a dog like Max ! We be going hiking together, hunting together, picking up chicks together.
Or bitches together lol
What kinda dog is that I want 1
It’s a Shiba Inu, small type Japanese Polar dog. They are usually not that dark in color.
Dog: *BARKS LOUDLY AND EXCESSIVELY!!!*
Bird: ...
Human: Let’s just gently pick him up an-
Bird: *AAAAAAAAAAAA*
I guess the bird knows who to be afraid of 🤣
So the bird is racist
@@Moon-kp7lk I think it would be a speciest or something. Species
@@bhartid117 uhmmm, I never saw a human randomly eating a bird on the street. Dogs on the other hand....
I wish i could hold bird :(
The truth: the bird was traumatised after one bark.
The shiba bit him but for some reason that scene is gone ):
@@youdontknowme3935 what do you mean? where? 🥺
@@Rose-dm2xe right before the bird aaaaa meme there was about 5 seconds in wich the shiba bit his tail.
Tbh it was probably so scared it froze up in hopes that the Shiba would leave
birb
That last bite got me😂
Wild Shiney Spearow flew away. 😂 Your Shiba is such an adorable little doggo.
Looks like that bird mind was in another dimension 🤣😭
I can't believe how the bird was so calm even after Max barked and smelt it.
He was just very scared
@@kodiee9936 burb**
You see, max is a doggo and not a human.
Oh wait, max actually bit him ;-;
Until Max did the chomp
doggo: HES JUST STARING AT ME, *MENACINGLY!*
@Alice Trinh it's Spongebob refrence not Jojo (btw Patrick is the one said it)
The birb was staring motherf**kingly
@@federalbureauofinvestigation4 lol
My favorite Sponge Bob episode x)
Hope Birb is ok!!!
you can see his little heart pounding with fear :(
Government: Sir we have lost connection with our robot bird.
Gov again: we are back online.
Birb: AHAVHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahHahHhaAa
r/birdsarentreal
@@Mine_that_is_filled_with_salt ON OUR AMMO SUPPLY
1:15
Lol nice
FOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooool
Surrounded, the bird's interrogation training kicked in: chin up, chest out, exude confidence, tell them nothing.
your own experience, i guess,,,
this comment deserves more likes
FREEZE
:D LOL thank you. you just taught me a lot
Animals never cease to amaze us
My neighbor has a Sheba that looks exactly like this one. Soooo cute 🥰
birbdrone.exe
*Connection Lost*
*Buffering*
*Connection Retrieved*
*”AHHHH”*
Yes
This deserves more likes
😂😂😂
This bird was stunned from a collision. Sometimes they sit like that or lay down for several minutes to an hour so before they leave.
No replies to this comment, I’ll be the first.
@@UhKimboze 2
@@Littlesegitiga 3
@@edgarandres4231 4
@@yellinglaozu 5
What a beautiful pup!
aww ive never seen a black and white shiba before hes so cutee he looks like a husky
The bird is just chillin' like a boss... "begone, big dogge, you not frighten me!"
Cold morning, it was in torpor. I've ran into many small birds in this state in my life. If you pick them up your hand actually warms them up pretty quickly enough to fly.
@@Cragified ohhh cool
Are you going to bark all day, little doggie, or are you going to bite...
@sneksnekitsasnek I don't think youve seen dogs eating their hunt yet have you
Hats off to the courage of the bird👍👍🙏🏻
Reason number 031/999 why I don't have a dog.
The buffer/loading circle was amazing 🤣
The bird could be in shock. Maybe even from a collision. Birds often fly into glass, not seeing a barrier.
What if the bird nearby had a nest to defend?😏
A. DEE WAI
Exactly what I was thinking too, resetting brain after a hard landing..
That’s exactly what I think. Lil bird flew into a window and was waiting for the stars ✨ to clear out.
@Tom Walsh Or was hit by a car and left addled while it's brain cleared up. I've seen it many times after they hit a window.
Yes, agree!
The bird is the dog’s afk friend in a Minecraft survival world
*birb
@@pumpkin8222 yes birb
No he is calculating his mined loot
So that's why the doggo barking at the birb, interesting....
He should have pranked birb
The most dangerous man is a man with nothing left to lose - bird 🐦
When many animals are scared they "freeze" in the hope that the predator will have no interest in them.
Dog barks in burbs face, burb: "You don't scare me."
Human gently holds burb in hand, burb: *screams in dying lego yoda*
O o f
LOL
He must've reuploaded it, because Max bit the bird before, and that's why it screamed
999 likes
Now I'm the 1k like!
When birds do this they are probably concussed from flying into something, hope they're ok
Yes, it must have been sick or hurt.
If a bird stands there stunned like that, there's a pretty good chance it has an infection/disease/is riddled with parasites - parasites that can be transmitted by picked it up through their feet. Try to help them but don't pick them up if you can help it.
@@Pohnees basically: bird in pain/shock probly isn't going to want to move too much
HA Memorys. I found a falcon in my garden once. Called a shelter to pick it up. Me and my folks got concerned as we waited because the bird stoped moving at some point, wings streched... anyway next moring after the guy picked him up, we asked if the bird was ok. Turns out the dofus had a concussion... and was doing fine.
nah he just vibin
Bird be like: Respect me. I shall not move. You will leave before I do