How I beat Fake Cookie Clicker

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  • čas přidán 5. 11. 2022
  • cookie clicker is back for revenge, in the future, with a twist!
    the game: store.steampowered.com/app/97...
    Patreon: / 45thdragoon
    Discord : / discord
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  • @piotrek3557
    @piotrek3557 Před rokem +1770

    I love how you can turn everything into a joke. I am laughing like every 15 seconds

  • @pineappletoast2142
    @pineappletoast2142 Před rokem +3410

    Morgan made this video already and made 10x more cookies. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

  • @mathattaque
    @mathattaque Před rokem +153

    As a french I am glad you included us in your universe despite our differences

    • @battleboy8483
      @battleboy8483 Před 10 měsíci +3

      ew

    • @mathattaque
      @mathattaque Před 10 měsíci +2

      Ew u🤣

    • @Gamer_CR820
      @Gamer_CR820 Před 10 měsíci +2

      gross@@mathattaque

    • @LeroxYT
      @LeroxYT Před 8 měsíci

      Surrender or get blitzkrieged again 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪RAAHHHH🦅🇩🇪🦅🇩🇪🦅🇩🇪🦅🇩🇪🦅🇩🇪🦅🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

    • @DavidMuri-lm5vy
      @DavidMuri-lm5vy Před 6 měsíci +2

      ​@@mathattaque at 6:59 I thought your leader here would comment, and say: "don't you ever disrespect France that way again!

  • @redex7413
    @redex7413 Před rokem +34

    That game you are playing is Cell to Singularity! I didn't expect you to play it!
    That game is so underrated:
    -no ads
    -really fun
    -makes you learn a lot of things
    -extremely well done (especially the animations)
    -constant events to keep you interested
    -HUGE updates like The Beyond and more

    • @yf-n7710
      @yf-n7710 Před rokem +1

      No ads? I'm not sure we've played the same game...

    • @cvbbnijghjojfg6771
      @cvbbnijghjojfg6771 Před rokem +1

      I've dropped an ungodly amount of time into this game. I have like a level 26 dino place and beyond 7 or smthn. Not to mention I singularity in like 3 seconds lol

    • @mugnuz
      @mugnuz Před rokem +1

      For me it was a very bland experience...

    • @zchaosemperor81
      @zchaosemperor81 Před rokem +1

      Im kinda addicted to this game. I already accumulated like 100 trillion metabits

    • @thehammmann
      @thehammmann Před rokem +1

      @@yf-n7710 no forced ads

  • @baotan774
    @baotan774 Před rokem +448

    We can all agree that dragoon could say anything and he would just evolve a joke out of it

  • @elatedstorm8183
    @elatedstorm8183 Před rokem +391

    Imagine watching someone click on cookies to learn important life lessons.
    Couldnt be me

  • @acephoenixgamer
    @acephoenixgamer Před rokem +24

    Not only did you include music/remixes from Touhou 1, you did it in the exact order it appears in game. Props dude.

  • @teddyboe3153
    @teddyboe3153 Před rokem +2

    i found your channel a couple days ago and you’ve already become one of my favorite youtubers, ima need more uploads at least 10 a day

  • @slpyOb
    @slpyOb Před rokem +158

    there's something special about seeing the "Activate Windows" in literally every dragoon video now

  • @gamingdude6578
    @gamingdude6578 Před rokem +498

    I love how entropy means disorder and its used to create order. Truly a masterpiece

  • @bigbeachballs3074
    @bigbeachballs3074 Před 10 měsíci +30

    2:36
    “Im still a failure, but a BETTER failure.”
    He explained my life story in a single sentence

  • @dqrkclaymore1905
    @dqrkclaymore1905 Před rokem +5

    The fact that it mentioned the mitochondria and eukaryotic cell in your video as I’m learning about it in school is quite a coincidence

    • @wolfie5135
      @wolfie5135 Před rokem

      I learned everything about those in 4th grade

  • @booz5719
    @booz5719 Před rokem +37

    First the Koodra Mandible, then white bags, then insta-monkeys, and now human life, still waiting on the collecting gems from COC

    • @FanaticChain
      @FanaticChain Před rokem +1

      Ye same

    • @SwankiestPants
      @SwankiestPants Před rokem

      Man I feel like a huge nerd cuz I don't watch this youtuber but I recognized each thing you commented about, assuming white bags is referring to rotmg of course

    • @Dxck
      @Dxck Před rokem

      @@SwankiestPants yo same wtf, hypixel skyblock, rotmg, btd6

    • @Champion69420
      @Champion69420 Před rokem

      @@Dxck you forgot clash of clans imao

    • @fish5643
      @fish5643 Před rokem

      @@Dxck what is rotmg?

  • @XenosX4
    @XenosX4 Před rokem +6

    2:38 For those who are wondering, this song is "Night Shade" by AdhesiveWombat.

    • @undead-p
      @undead-p Před rokem +1

      And 6:34 is Time Will Tell by Odyssey Eurobeat [A-ONE]

  • @MrUmur
    @MrUmur Před rokem +7

    Activate your windows Morgan.

  • @jgames3870
    @jgames3870 Před rokem +53

    cant wait for this to turn into a series that travels through the end of time.

    • @zabianreubens4989
      @zabianreubens4989 Před rokem +1

      I mean theres alot to the game (Cell to singularity) It has events near weekly aswell as a space simulation

    • @jgames3870
      @jgames3870 Před rokem

      @@zabianreubens4989 Ok epic, tho I already knew that thanks for informing me.

    • @jgames3870
      @jgames3870 Před rokem

      @@zabianreubens4989 oh wait just realised the title changed. original title was, cookie clicker in 2030. Sorry for the confusion.

    • @zabianreubens4989
      @zabianreubens4989 Před rokem

      @@jgames3870 Aight its all fine

  • @Dragoon45
    @Dragoon45  Před rokem +94

    Do Snails Have Carcasses?

    • @alibobdagreat2834
      @alibobdagreat2834 Před rokem +1

      Yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no

    • @ayesaarif7347
      @ayesaarif7347 Před rokem +9

      yes,here is the explanation:
      If I eat my toilet,I will poop out a toilet and gain nutrients and then the snails will grow the carcasses from the nutrients from the toilet and I fed 2 snails toilets and killed the rest and now snails have carcasses so yes,they do have carcasses

    • @Anonymous.Watcher
      @Anonymous.Watcher Před rokem

      Yes

    • @smileyfacedev
      @smileyfacedev Před rokem

      Yes

    • @Meaps_
      @Meaps_ Před rokem

      Yes it's obvious obviously duh

  • @X_Master_B
    @X_Master_B Před rokem +6

    "One slave is better than four keyboards"
    Dragoon - 2022

  • @rafaelutzul4790
    @rafaelutzul4790 Před rokem +6

    2:20 without brains, the french would've still existed

  • @black_m1n825
    @black_m1n825 Před rokem +29

    To be honest this is one of the better clicker games out there, and I absolutely recommend playing it yourself.

    • @NatureAndrew
      @NatureAndrew Před rokem +4

      FYI it is called cell to singularity, not Cookie Clicker 2. I beat it.

    • @lovelxne
      @lovelxne Před rokem +2

      @@NatureAndrewbummed. i was going to play it if it was a sequel to universal baking domination with grandmas

  • @greenmarble638
    @greenmarble638 Před rokem +11

    Love it when a youtuber plays a game that i have played for months.
    Even more when i can use the event times to know stuff like the video being recorded 4 days ago

  • @MineONite
    @MineONite Před rokem +1

    Every genius “mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell”

  • @launchpadkid094
    @launchpadkid094 Před 10 měsíci

    I wasn’t expecting to watch a full years worth of biology class at 1:00 AM on a school night with an overdue biomolecules worksheet because I don’t have a clue what a hagfish or hagfish slime is. Thank you Dragoon.

  • @Calavyr
    @Calavyr Před rokem +3

    I played this game for a few hours before, and didn't find it that entertaining, but watching Dragoon play it just makes it infinitely more entertaining for me. Also its funny how CZcams thinks this is Cookie Clicker. i love the casual shade thrown towards the french lol

  • @cheeseandbeans7864
    @cheeseandbeans7864 Před rokem +15

    cell to singularity is such a good game. ive completed it all and im up to the events in beta

  • @brandonbombplays9304
    @brandonbombplays9304 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Snails cannot leave carcasses because they are too attached to them. Consider it solved

  • @danielschield5788
    @danielschield5788 Před 9 měsíci

    I played this game in early access, and i'm so happy that one of my favorite youtubers is playing it!

  • @samuraillama5088
    @samuraillama5088 Před rokem +3

    One month one week and five days, I won’t stop waiting for the Kuudra mandible content, I’ll wait forever, through each dimension, and during that time I’ll complete each Balloon Tower Defense game

    • @damonvannostrand858
      @damonvannostrand858 Před rokem

      If you need extra bloons time go for beating something in mastery mode when you do btd5

    • @jakebake0652
      @jakebake0652 Před rokem

      Step one; find kuudra mandible

  • @piotrek3557
    @piotrek3557 Před rokem +17

    You should play chess. I want to see how you make it in your style of videos. There probably also be a lot more people like Morgan.

  • @Nvmbased
    @Nvmbased Před rokem +1

    the most genuine / hilarious youtuber i’ve ever watched

  • @T1M0THY_JRR
    @T1M0THY_JRR Před 4 měsíci +1

    "this time I hired a slave to click for me" dragoon-

  • @Creamsicles
    @Creamsicles Před rokem +6

    dragoon is the definition of a cookie clicker master

  • @TheNathanator
    @TheNathanator Před rokem +10

    guys at 0:20 there's a bad word 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

    • @Lightninglucas10
      @Lightninglucas10 Před rokem +4

      shiver me tembers im quaking in me boots

    • @ImMisik
      @ImMisik Před rokem +1

      @@Lightninglucas10lmao

    • @becauseYES9999
      @becauseYES9999 Před 9 měsíci

      ​@Lightninglucas10 fr it's so spooky 😱😨

  • @malicharton4403
    @malicharton4403 Před rokem +1

    as a french, i am glad you ADORE our hats

  • @jingyangtu1950
    @jingyangtu1950 Před rokem +1

    how this man finds games and turns them into a joke makes me reconsider morgan as the best youtuber ever

  • @fletcherwessling3764
    @fletcherwessling3764 Před rokem +4

    When I heard that... that the Powerhouse of The Cell was back... *7th grade science Vietnam flashbacks*

  • @excamation3922
    @excamation3922 Před rokem +29

    I love how this guy makes everything funny even if it is another game😂

  • @gdb5549
    @gdb5549 Před rokem +2

    the closest thing to a fear of the Easter bunny is the fear of bunnies, witch is Leporiphobia

  • @NotMat2
    @NotMat2 Před rokem

    yoooo, didn't think i'd see this game get any big coverage. love to see it

  • @BrainDamageIV
    @BrainDamageIV Před rokem +8

    Man was so dedicated to beat cookie clicker 2, he forgot to activate windows 💀

  • @TimTheTierLister
    @TimTheTierLister Před rokem +7

    I've been watching dragoon for a while, and he's super underrated. I mean he has great taste in address locations (I am inside your walls)

  • @apollyon266
    @apollyon266 Před rokem

    im glad you found this clicker game, it's a really good one, now you just need to get on my level. hmu when ur at the end of beyond

  • @GreenGodVR
    @GreenGodVR Před 4 měsíci

    The whole, "and the first thing it does is dab" is priceless.

  • @Ninjactk
    @Ninjactk Před rokem +7

    0:48 nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. the world can die for all I care.

  • @diamondplayz2145
    @diamondplayz2145 Před rokem +7

    I wouldn't mind being in a post apocalyptic state due to cookies. I LOVE cookies.

    • @Luke-dt8lc
      @Luke-dt8lc Před rokem

      You won’t love them once it happens…

  • @theunoriginal2792
    @theunoriginal2792 Před rokem

    Dragoon is the only youtuder that makes me question my very existence and laugh at the same time

  • @zacharyreid7557
    @zacharyreid7557 Před rokem

    Dragoon: You didnt see that coming did you
    Me: dude, we never see anything coming with you and its awesome

  • @BigSteely
    @BigSteely Před rokem +15

    As a strategist, this leaves me in physical pain

    • @Sparsh011
      @Sparsh011 Před rokem +2

      the next morgan ellis

    • @asaghcfgdfuyvhrghflowey9997
      @asaghcfgdfuyvhrghflowey9997 Před rokem +2

      as someone who played this game long before the youtuber did, i can confirm this is pathetic gameplay

    • @Ren-Rwem-Ren
      @Ren-Rwem-Ren Před rokem

      @@asaghcfgdfuyvhrghflowey9997 has someone who has rebirth over 50 times I confirm he's truly godly at this game

  • @mixstrid4621
    @mixstrid4621 Před rokem +6

    legend says he still clicking to this day

  • @IsStillVicarious
    @IsStillVicarious Před rokem

    I finished my toast half a second before you mentioned it. I feel called out.

  • @novaminerr66
    @novaminerr66 Před rokem

    i like that the very start of the video is cell to singularity underrated idle game go play it! i just realized that its just dragoon playing cts so good job dragoon for finding a great game!

  • @thexboxpc
    @thexboxpc Před rokem +3

    i roughly know how this goes since i played it before and would like to see more

  • @jeannethegoofy
    @jeannethegoofy Před rokem +18

    I have returned, and i am in PHYSICAL pain that you did not finish the game in a sub 2 minute run.

  • @lux_less
    @lux_less Před rokem

    The ankle-sprain-saurus has, as of right now, been sent 17 thousand death threats

  • @Vicious81
    @Vicious81 Před rokem

    I Enjoy these videos as i can watch them all day and when my mom says what do you learn from this ?i can say i learned what cells are in the primordial soup

  • @Neammmm
    @Neammmm Před rokem +5

    Insane cookie clicker content 🫡

  • @mordecalim
    @mordecalim Před rokem +3

    6:27 WAIT! Could this be him? The legend? The REAL one? .... Is this ... Quincy? Father of Quincy? 🐒

  • @GamerTime_2002
    @GamerTime_2002 Před rokem

    I like the extra lore you added

  • @agrator3603
    @agrator3603 Před rokem +1

    There should be a Morgan redemption ark in the dragon lore, it’s free content

  • @1Smite
    @1Smite Před rokem +4

    Minecraft 1.8 pvp is cookie clicker in 2030

  • @sebrasebra
    @sebrasebra Před rokem +4

    I never eat your content dragoon. I do, however, eat alphabet acrobatics

    • @Dragoon45
      @Dragoon45  Před rokem +3

      I may have deleted the video, but I guess I could do it again
      maybe

    • @sebrasebra
      @sebrasebra Před rokem +1

      @@Dragoon45 i did not know you posted it. If you do it i will send you a lifetime supply of alphabet acrobatics.

    • @sebrasebra
      @sebrasebra Před rokem +1

      @@Dragoon45 can I have it if i ask nicely?

  • @aid.s8629
    @aid.s8629 Před 3 měsíci

    0:20 As someone who visits that site regularly I would argue that it is worth it to bring it back

  • @georgealexmoisant2601

    I’m glad someone covered this game

  • @Tyuf_
    @Tyuf_ Před rokem +5

    best plot twist of all time

  • @michaeltesterman8295
    @michaeltesterman8295 Před rokem +3

    For the people telling Dragoon to activate Windows, he did at one point. He ended up deactivating it bc it broke Minecraft.

  • @BlueET3RNAL
    @BlueET3RNAL Před rokem

    "Will you stop eating toast for dinner? You're old enough to be cooking real food you know."
    Hey man what the fuck

  • @isabel_xpx
    @isabel_xpx Před rokem

    I'm watching this while eating avocado toast as dinner and as soon as I finished the toast I got roasted. 10/10 would eat again

  • @winno8744
    @winno8744 Před rokem +3

    Does anyone know what the music at 3:17 is?

    • @Toast583
      @Toast583 Před rokem +1

      Not sure what the song name is but its in the wide putin walking meme

    • @winno8744
      @winno8744 Před rokem

      Thank you so much 💓 💗 💛

  • @Crackability
    @Crackability Před rokem +3

    I actually played this game, its really fun!

  • @milosuperduperfun8879

    It’s always a good day when dragoon uploads even tho I may be sick

  • @CHILLIN2540
    @CHILLIN2540 Před rokem

    0:20 "Is it really worth rebuilding... this?"
    The law requires that I answer no

  • @drmystery2662
    @drmystery2662 Před rokem +3

    1:31 what dis song

  • @mythica1560
    @mythica1560 Před rokem +3

    Can we appreciate how much effort he puts in his videos?

    • @franzaries2599
      @franzaries2599 Před rokem +6

      Can we appreciate how many bots say how much effort he puts in his videos

  • @banquote4253
    @banquote4253 Před rokem

    As someone who once had 600 small freshwater snails (starting from one hermaphrodite) who all suddenly all died, YES snails can leave carcasses

  • @randomperson1418
    @randomperson1418 Před rokem +1

    9:00 This is your local microsoft employee working for 0.01$/year asking you to activate windows to feed my family

  • @amygdalios
    @amygdalios Před rokem

    with this game i may have learned more about evolution than i did in school

  • @koipQ
    @koipQ Před rokem

    Even with all these life lessons, you’re yet be able to conquer the world of chess…

  • @PixelPirates-FF
    @PixelPirates-FF Před 2 měsíci

    I have this game and i love how you call it fake cookie clicker

  • @calvite100
    @calvite100 Před rokem

    Man.. I never thought of Mr Krabs that way.. respect +100

  • @morganellis4687
    @morganellis4687 Před rokem

    I was the meteor that destroyed the dinosaurs, as they sub-optimally waited by the lake for 0.001 nanoseconds as oppose to optimally instantly drinking.

  • @umbreongamez430
    @umbreongamez430 Před rokem

    How dare you not include my culture! you even included the future and space but I'm watching from the past!

  • @Xavier17.5
    @Xavier17.5 Před rokem

    ankylosaurus committed suicide from the 4700 death threats by causing an asteroid to hit the earth causing all dinosaurs to die with him.

  • @Wel86
    @Wel86 Před rokem

    There are now 19 thousand death threats for the ankylosaurus

  • @Boltclick
    @Boltclick Před rokem +1

    This doesn't change the fact that Dragoon has yet to activate Windows.

  • @thatdoofus4529
    @thatdoofus4529 Před rokem

    Dragoon is the modern-day time machine.

  • @joedad9999
    @joedad9999 Před rokem

    A carcass is just a dead body, so snails are absolutely able to leave a carcass.

  • @LazyBN
    @LazyBN Před rokem +1

    What is this game? also i have been watching your videos for a while and I really love them. I am proud to say you are my favourite youtuber. Also what happened to the bloons content that was my favourite!

  • @eyeover7307
    @eyeover7307 Před rokem +1

    I love dragoon because he is always intrested what I am currently intrested in.

  • @jrobertoppenheimer1945
    @jrobertoppenheimer1945 Před rokem +1

    I welcome you to the Fry cook lifestyle. NOW CLEAN THIS SHIT UP BEFORE YOU LEAVE!!!

  • @kerevizk9564
    @kerevizk9564 Před 6 měsíci

    I just saw the entropies and PTSD came with it.

  • @iwogold816
    @iwogold816 Před rokem

    I didn't expect him to play Cell To Singularity

  • @JustARussianFloppa
    @JustARussianFloppa Před rokem

    As a french I can say unicycling bears came before us.

  • @CMP7778
    @CMP7778 Před rokem

    when i realized you were playing this game.
    this game is amazing

  • @thepanther9163
    @thepanther9163 Před rokem

    Snails will leave a shell after it dies the shell will last for millions of years

  • @shreddedcheese8604
    @shreddedcheese8604 Před rokem

    oh hey. i played this game a few montha ago and it's all been downhill from there. happy to see it played

  • @therealgamingfire
    @therealgamingfire Před rokem

    Thank you dragoon ive been a long time player and im happy its finnaly getting reconision

  • @leflyathon
    @leflyathon Před rokem

    dragoon actually played this game? damn i never knew Dragoon was such a gamer

  • @ExplosiveFloofBall
    @ExplosiveFloofBall Před rokem +1

    Of all things I was called out for eating toast for dinner

  • @Guchu1234
    @Guchu1234 Před 6 měsíci

    I have dranken the amount of tons of cookies you have of water.

  • @luckstin9680
    @luckstin9680 Před rokem +1

    He has to put a jump scare warning, the next time I hear French I will probably have a heart attack