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Over an hour of the top posts from r/Pointlesslygendered on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay Video credits below.
Narrators ► / @itsboobin and / @thelexikitty
Also check out:
r/DontYouKnowWhoIAm | Houston, we have a problem.
• r/DontYouKnowWhoIAm | ...
r/MaliciousCompliance | Me: Sure thing!
• r/MaliciousCompliance ...
r/Nicegirls | she doesn't want much.
• r/Nicegirls | she does... - Komedie
Girls, if your "Man":
- Has long hair
- takes frequent baths like a princess
- likes jewelry
- Spends a lot of time on art and creative activities
That's not a guy, that- Oh wait, that's actually a norse viking. my bad.
HaHAAA!!! Nice~
YES
I am V I K I N G
@@Snoot………………oops That is My favorite gender
Girls, if your man:
-Has long hair
-Goes adventuring
-Plunders Monestaries
-Kills English soldiers
That ain’t your man, that’s Harald Hardrada from the Viking invasion of England in 1066.
to quote an eraser - "I think that pink is quite MANLY!" which goes to show that WHO CARES if something is blue or pink.
bfdi!
@@popoffigreal
Bfdi
14:10
OMG BFDI REF
Fun fact: blue used to be a gentle and calm color used to represent females, and pink used to be a jarring and strong color used to represent men.
The primary reason it isn't anymore is because the Nazis had homosexual prisoners wear pink triangles to mark them as such. When the war ended and the prisoners were rescued, the Americans sent the gay ones back.
It's all Barbies fault
So, we went from gendering colors to gendering colors again. Gotcha.
3:10 "what's your gender?"
"w a f f l e ."
I, too, identify as a *waffle*
i identify as a waffle with blue clothes and hair.
I’m no longer a girl,I am now a waffle
I identify as a hungry waffle
As a woman. I validate the "guys" and "dude" being gender neutral.
Yes.
I use "bro" gender neutrally as well
the real question is is "bro" gender neutral (edit: why did this get more traction then any other of my comments ever lol)
@@jasonsanders9919 same, thats why i asked
@@The_DM87-c_lol99 bro is short for brother but i like to think its neutral gendered lol
As a sort of the reverse of the 'OR SHE' manager comic: I'm a primary school teacher, which is a VERY female dominated profession. A few years ago, we only had one male on staff. The principal would open every meeting, professional development session, or general announcement with, "Ladies--and Mark--".
I can't believe that the "they" pronoun offends conservatives so much. Just stop assuming everyone's gender and use the neutral pronoun that's in the dictionary RIGHT THERE! Saying "they" to save your time on assuming won't magically make you gay
My nephew is a cheerleader..... the announcer opened up with "Our girls and boy have a show to put on!" It took a while to get to the boy part because you could barely see him. He was bullied for being a cheerleader, too. Poor kid. He liked the bow he got for participating.
@@shadowfluff2255 when I was in high school in the 90s we had two male cheerleaders who were brothers. And they were FINE fine. They were the most popular cheerleaders and always had plenty of girls. No one thought they were gay. I think they chose cheering as their sport so they could be close to the girls and look under skirts tbh
@themanifestorsmind My nephew got bullied for it. He did enjoy cheerleading, though, and he was popular within the groups. There were only very few kids who bulied him.
My old work had bathrooms labeled Women and Ben. There was one guy named Ben so he just put a B on the sign.
Fun fact: Pink used to be boys, and blue used to be girls
True!
When, what's the source on this
TOUGH GUYS WEAR PINK
TOUGH GIRLS WEAR BLUE
We know
Girls, if your man
• has long hair
• is out whenever some sort of monster attacks your city
• has a large friend group
• wears a lot of jewellery
• goes to loads of meetings at work
• is rich
• is a femboy
Thats not your man, that’s a superhero or smth idk
"no air bags"
"we die like real men"
i see natural selection is at its work again
My poor grandfather years and years ago was a firefighter and didn’t wear his mask because it was seen as “weak” for them to do so. He died of lung cancer, some people don’t realize how serious stuff like this gets. :/
“no air bags”
“we win darwin awards”
I think I finally understand the concept/thought behind that one AO3 tag "No beta reader- we die like men" when compared to this. I wondered about that for a bit. 😂
i thought dying was gay what
@@Koifishyy. straight guys are only gay with the homies.
My dad told me not to let my boyfriend wear nail polish- at least around him. I’m just like I don’t control my boyfriend, he’ll do whatever the fuck he wants
Good for you. Daddy needs to chill.
i hate it when people are halfway between support and contempt. like pick a lane
Dude, if I had a boyfriend who wore nail polish I'd die.......from sexiness~ TOO HOT!! AWH! *Dead*
@SupahCray girl let me tell you it's awesome, my bf lets me paint his nails and i love it! Find you a man who loves his nails painted 😌
@@papilightskin ugghh, luckyyyy~ I wish I wasn't so scared of being in a relationship, then I would totally be in guys' dms, like "heyyy, sooo, you like that polish or nahhh?" It's mainly the "physical" aspect of relationships that put me off. Them..THINGS...they's weird, why are they shaped like that and why do they flop? XD anyways, tmi from me, I know, but my brain ain't "typical" (wink wink nudge nudge) and so it thinks I need to explain my entire set of thoughts ALL in one go, lol! Have an awesome day, though, girly Q! I hope you and your boyf have a wonderful, happy, long life together~ Much love from this strange girl on the other side of the screen! 💖 💗 💘
Fun fact: British tanks in WW1 was gendered. The male tanks had the cannons, and were mainly used as anti fortifications, and the female tanks had machine guns instead, and were mainly used to charge with and cover infantry. As tanks began to have both machine guns and cannons, these terms eventually died out.
-"I want a boy toy please"
-"Haha don't we all"
That was TOO good
“Alex is a boy’s name”
Steve: “guess I’m *gAy* ”
I think Alex is based on Jeb, the developer, who is a man.
@@lefishe5845 i thought it was based off of jebs wife
Whatever, still a girl, that's a win@@lefishe5845
@@lefishe5845then why would Alex be a woman?
@iamlosingmysanityrapidly well simply put, it's not.
4:33 THEY CHANGED THEIR USER TO NON BINARY LEMONADE LOVER 😭😭😭WELCOME TO THE NON BINARY CLUB BRO!
WOOOO
LETS GOOOOO
I identify as a girl, but that guy identifies as awesome~
Jelp I love your pfp
@@NorbertCheeverDorisMcgrady_V aww thank you:)
14:20
Golfball: You don’t have a big enough brain to knock me off this cliff!
Snowball: GRRR
YES I FOUND A COMMENT THAT MENTIONED IIIT
YESSSS
oh my gosh guys??!??!???11 is that a BEEFYDIE REFERENCE??!?!!?!?!11
14:04 just going to point out that this golf ball comes in blue as well and is not called lady because it's for girls, what is instead called lady because that is the brand it's from. It comes in literally every color including yellow blue green orange and even a sort of reddish pink color.
So that one is just a ragebait then
@@mistahmatrixyes
I think most of us do agree that 'Guys' and 'Dude' are non-gendered, but I would like to offer for gender-neutral consideration: 'girlypop'. My partner will call anyone and everyone girlypop and honestly? They may just be onto something.
YES I LOVE CALLING EVERYONE ‘GIRLYPOP’
I have never heard that before, what does it mean?
@@nickkohlmanna person
Zesty gender neutral?
I like it
@@Anon_y_mouse_the_only pretty sure
24:50 Historically, women's bicycles have no bar so they could ride with a dress and still be modest. So it's mostly useless not to have one now, since basically nobody is gonna ride a bicycle with a dress.
Fun fact, that frame design is still used today, we just call it the step-through.
Well, kinda. The design is used in folding bikes since it's easier to make one hinge than to align two.
I'd imagine it would be structurally stronger to have a triangle shape like the men's bicycle, though. But maybe that doesn't really matter because if you're in a big enough crash to break the frame in half, you've got bigger problems anyway.
@@gabrielbruce1977 In the Netherlands, we call it an ‘omafiets’ (grandma bike).
I dunno, I got one without the bar and I think it’s just so much more convenient
4:39 i love how he changed his display name to "Non-Binary Lemonade Lover"
14:10
"ITS A BIRD!"
"ITS A PLANE!"
"No.. ITS A GOLFBALL THAT HAS A NICKNAME WHICH IS 'BOZO BRAIN BOSSY BOT-"
Bfdi fan spotted
@@RedBaconN00bSHORTS yes 🕳️🧑🦯
I officially love EmKay for this.
@@Abbydog10PFPFPFPFOFPFPFPFFPFPPFPFP (I dont understand anyways but im laughing just for u to feel better)
@@user-ke6vf7ws5b the hell-
ah yes, lets feminize makeup, wigs, pink colour, tight leggings and high heels even thought all of that was originaly worn by men, especilly nobles. Centuries ago, a man in pink brocade clothes, tight leggings with buckled shoes on heels wearing a wig and makeup was the peak masculinity.
Another thing this video reminded me is one of my fav memories. When i was a little girl, maybe 6 tops, i went to McDonalds with my grandparents. There were either Hello Kitty or Spider-Man toys in happy meal. I was so sad to get Hello Kitty, yeah i cried so that might have been the main reason, but my grandpa went to the cashiers and asked them to change the toy. I was so happy that he got me Spider-Man one! My grandpa was always the sweetest, and i miss him so much.
cant wait to meet Abraham Lincoln as a femboy
@@tigglepower Lincoln was too late for that. Try George Washington
Also skirts wore by Roman warriors because pants are feminine
Make up? Wigs? Tight leggings? A clown could be a person of any gender
You are unhealthily obsessed with this topic and need to touch grass
to quote a shirt i owned as a boy
"PINK IS FOR MEN!"
i used to hate that shirt since..i had it in pre-k, but now i know that the shirt was pretty based ngl
It's time for us to be real men and admit colors like pink and purple are dope. I have a lavender colored shirt and it's one of my favorite ones tbh.
Lmao I see the color pink as "bold" because it really is bold to wear full pink outside as a man.
@@donm9090 for real
pink/purple arent my favorite colors but they look nice enough
also my parents never wanted me to wear white outside of my house since apparently it was girly?
@@someguy1894wth white is girly now
@@someguy1894Damn that's crazy, the white slander is insane ngl.
8:42. If you conduct an experiment and list how many men and women figure out which bathroom is either more masculine or more feminine (and even mark down some tallies for any screams from ladies finding men in the restroom they chose) and organize the data into a table or chart, it becomes a statistic. Thus, math as well!!! :DDD
GOLFBALL WITH THE BFDI MOUTH WITH BFDI LEGS AND NO ARMS THIS IS LITERALLY GOLFBALL FROM BFDI
They HAVE to know what they’re doing, right??
LISTEN UP GIRLS! If your “boyfriend”:
-Has a mowhawk
-name is John Mactavish
-Nickname is Soap
-Has a best friend named Simon Riley
Then that’s no boy. That’s actually Johnny “Soap” Mactavish from Call of Duty.
Thank you for this life changing information 🙏🙏
Bro I was so worried my boyfriend might be Johnny 😢🙏
Whoa whoa whoa
That’s not ok
We don’t bring Soap into this
This sounds like a serious problem.
I need this problem in my life.
manfriend
I worked at a hospital cafe. One time a nurse called in an order for a patient and he had requested a dessert but didn't know what he wanted. I listed off some, including cherry pie, and she stopped me and said "he's a 36 year old man, I don't think he wants cherry pie!" and was kind of huffing a laugh like she couldn't believe I suggested it. To this day I still wonder what she meant by that.
She was disappointed you didn't have rusty nails served on rotting beach wood. Or, today's alternate, enriched urainium served in 30wt. motor oil.
Soooo, she's never heard the song MEN made about "Cherry Pie"???
@@SupahCray I guess not! She was a bit of a weirdo. I'm not sure if she just thought cherry pie wasn't manly or what.
I'm a 58 year old man, and I want cherry pie!
@@seattlefloyd Gasp!!!
This video gave me the courage to come out to my parents as buttered sweet corn. Thank you.
11:27 JUST. CHANGE. THE. PELVIS!
FRRR
I want to clarify the scrub mommy vs. daddy. The scrub mommy doesn't become firmer/softer depending on the temperature and has a soft sponge side as well as a scrubber side. Sponge daddy was the original and becomes firm when cold. There is also scrub children that are similar to "mommy" and "daddy" but are smaller instead aimed towards the smaller hands of children.
Yea, they just called it scrub 'mommy' as a spin on the fact the company's main product is (and always has been b4 scrub mommy) 'scrub daddy'
I’ve seen this
Their pretty funny
scrubdaddy becomes erect and scrub mommy not so much
I have a Scrub Shark, it’s not gendered, it’s simply better.
@@panicking.bisexual oooh, details please.
From what I understand, scrub mommy is a for tougher cleaning, and scrub daddy is just your basic cleaning.
It has a harder side, scrub daddy is the original mesh, scrub mommy is half whatever the scrubber part is called, and the flex texture
@@DanialDEcoolflex texture is the scrubber
and the other side that is more like a sponge is resofoam
I feel like the scrub mommy and daddy are better because the scrub mommy isn't just a pink version.
Ohhhh I always wondered what the point was.
Scrub mommy has a side for making suds and the other doesn't.
I remember recently joining my mom to go for a market being held inside a school. Now know that this is a decently small town with a decent population. The bathrooms in that school are beyond stunning! I’m talking completely private, genderless, and anyone can use any of them! My old school was pale in comparison with the typical way too spacious stalls where you can smell vape smoke no matter where you’re making your deposit. I wish I went to that school when I was younger…
That genderless bathrooms mean so much to you is a sign of an unhealthy obsession
@@RunBayouwhat.
@@RunBayou You’re the one who fixated on the one term I said to describe the bathrooms. Did I not mention they’re private? Did I not mention they’re accessible to everyone? Also don’t family bathrooms count as genderless as well? Seems like you’re the one fussing over gender here lol
One time my dad and I were at a store looking for the deodorant I used. We got to the aisle and I found it and said “I use this.” He looked at me and shook his head before saying “That’s men’s deodorant.” I then responded “well what the hell is the difference? I use this.” And he said nothing and we got it.
I also use a deo ‘for men’! Old spice smells good.
The women parking space in Germany is actually the closer to the destination so it's more safe for females.
There's also parking spaces especially made for parents with a child.
And yet people would flip their shit if a parking space was designated "male only" even if it is LITERALLY just the ones that are not designated "female only".
Pregnant people? Hahahaha oh you poor soul, it’s women, pregnant women
@@Totallynotredtail maybe because pregnant people are all women?
@@Totallynotredtail Especially because if anyone dared to make male-only parking spaces you'd never hear the end of it. It's ridiculous.
@@Totallynotredtail There are separate parking spaces for disabled people and pregnant people/parents with children. "Frauenparkplätze" (women's parking spaces) are their own thing, also closer to the entrance/exit, with better lighting and visibility/camera surveillance, so women feel safer as they don't have to walk through a dark park deck late in the evening and/or can get help faster if something happens. It's the same idea as the separated areas in public transport in the video: Women can use any official parking space they want, but those spaces are specifically reserved for women who want to use them. They have been introduced in the 1990s after women's rights activists fought for them for years.
46:00 wet floor signs stating 'female cleaner in attendance' (or 'male [...]') are common in gyms where the gender of the employee does actually matter - men and women both typically like to know when a person of the opposite gender is going to be in the locker room or shower area.
An old couple comes up to my register. It’s raining outside. There’s a basket of umbrellas on the counter and each one has a pattern on it.
Woman: do you have any umbrellas for men?
Me: we have a bunch of umbrellas right here. And they’re on sale!
W:…but these all have flowers and stuff on them. He won’t use them if you don’t have any for men
M: well, I’m sorry, but this is all I have. It’s…just an umbrella
W: but they’re girly!!!
M: ma’am, I’m sorry but if your husband (who is standing right there) refuses to use an umbrella because it has a pattern on it, then I suggest you guys wait in the lobby. Otherwise, have a great day and good luck. It’s pouring out there
They left grumbling and getting rained on lol
In one of my classes, we were told to use Photoshop (we were getting certified in it) to make memes for our teacher to show, i made a meme of Smokey the bear being burned with minecraft fire and crying while saying "only you can prevent forest fires"... I thought it was hilarious
Quick note! The reason you shouldn't eat raw cookie dough isn't actually because of the eggs, it's because of the flour. If you ever look at a bag of flour, it straight up tells you that it's not ready to eat and needs to be cooked in order to get rid of bacteria that might be in it.
Could it be because of both? Because I’m pretty sure raw egg is not good for you anyway.
Raw egg itself is okay but greater risk for bacteria... but that's pretty true of any food. Mass produced foods are put through processing plants that may as well be petri dishes. That's how you get salmanilla spreading.
It's also to kill and Flour Beetles in it...
If you've ever opened a bag of flour and seen small black insects crawling around in it, the bag is old and the Beetle eggs hatched...
@@HappilyHomicidalHooligan i buy the bag of flour for the eggs 😋
@@rosesandmilk The main risk for salmonella occurs when you crack the egg, as bacteria on the outside can get inside. However, the sanitation process most eggs go through makes this very unlikely. And while some eggs will have internal contamination, even this is rare, especially nowadays.
So while you can get sick from raw eggs, it's more likely to be the flour that does it.
Life hack. To avoid having small items stolen (pens, lighters, scissors ect) buy pink ones.
People dont ask to borrow them and "forget" to give them back either.
You've found it! You've found the one use for pinkifying random items and tools aside from 'some people like pink'.
Gendered Robbery
It is better to customize your stuff with your name and picture.
I spray painted a lot of my field kit safety pink. Some people laughed and showed off their cool camo and tactical black gear. Then at lunchtime, we put down tools and went off-site to eat, and when we got back, I picked up my gear and got to work while everyone else was digging through the ivy, trying to find their stuff. High-viz colors that don't occur in nature are perfect for working in forests.
@@9Tailsfan LOVE BALLS AND HEAL BALLS ARE THE BEST but MY favorite Pokémon is Mimikyu~ He's so dark yet cute! Spoopy and lonely boi, I love him so much! Nine tails is pretty, though~
This is my first video here, and i already LOVE this channel. Thank you for having common sense. If only equality were common sense to everyone!!!! But people like you bring us in the right direction🙌 And I love your humour!!
Listening to this while reading scarlet’s bloom and crying for a half alive child
7:26 As a pixel artist, this is bullshit, i need ALL the colors and shades lmfao, picking a pastel or "soft" color pallette for a project doesn't mean it will always be cutesy and "girly" as the meme might've suggest :3
A soft red still is going to be used for blood, mostly because I draw a lot of "edgy" things. Because, if I'm honest it's kind of hard not to draw edgy things with a character named DEATHtoast
@@Deathtoast509 lmfao! I get that! Very late reply im sorry :>
8:04 Men have no boobie? My dad bod begs to differ.
Literally every human being born has breast or breast tissue. Some people are born without nipples tho, funfact
@@Milk-ck1wvand there is a rumor that some men have three nipples
@@matthewelliott7294 that's not a rumor it's a real thing!
That one is just cruel. I feel bad for him.
@@matthewelliott7294 It's actually fairly common to have extra nipples. Usually, they're so underdeveloped that they look similar to moles.
4:30
I remember I wanted a lemonade from the corner store, and I was with a female friend. There was only the pink lemonade of my favorite brand, so I got that. At the counter she saw my drink, and said "eww...pink! That's so girly!"
So I said, "They were all out of the Manly Yellow!"
(she was trying to tease me, because she think being annoying is funny or something, and she thought it was a way to flirt I guess. Don't talk to her anymore, thank God.)
10:11 obviously there are candles with the number 24, but this 23 + 1 candle is supposed to be a joke for your friends on your birthday (a cousin of mine used one of these, everyone's reaction was really funny, something like that "Phew, now I'm 100% sure, without a doubt, it's clearer than water that you're not gay")
13:17 I had my dad tell me that the pose I’d drawn a male character-Ranboo, at the time- in(almost exactly like the one in the pic) was feminine. Like. It’s a pose.
Fellas, is it gay to...pose?
@@ameliavrbka8232 for real tho. Jokes on my dad bc Ranboo turned out to be non binary
@@voguishthrone5887 what
I mean some poses are a lot more feminine than others tbh, not that one but some
W (to you, and Ranboo) ((totally not a fan aswell))
50:45 SCRUB DADDY IS THE NAME OF THE BRAND, AND THEY BOTH HAVE DIFFERENT PURPOSES
Scrub Daddy is a whole sponge
Scrub Mommy has one side sponge, the other side that green scratchy stuff
Ikr!?!?
EXACTLY MY THOUGHT THEY HAVE DIFFERENT PURPOSE 😭 And I have both
ye i got so mad 😭
There's this one restaurant around where i live, and the bathrooms say "musicians" and "astronauts" and it doesn't matter which one you go in, it's just personal preference.
My mom actually has the ‘Does this diaper make my butt look big’ thing from when I was a baby, she doesn’t remember buying it, she doesn’t remember ever putting me in it
I can confirm that the image of the old Battleship box is REAL. When we were cleaning out my grandma's house, we found a lot of my dad's old games from the 1970s-80s. That exact Battleship set was one such game. Lots of jokes were rightly made.
4:34 "non-binary lemonade lover"
Love it
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING THE ONLY PERSON ON YT WHO DOESNT PRONOUNCE IRELAND WEIRD OMG. as an irish person when i hear people say ire and land saperate for some reson it just sounds so wrong, also because irish people would generally pronounce it like 'areland' it just sounds so wrong to hear anyone else attempt to pronounce
As a German. I can explain the gendered Juice. It's because of the Vitamins. They are different, the one for the Women has Vitamins that most Women miss and the Male has Vitamins that most Men miss. And Yes there is a difference in needed Vitamin intake for Men and Women.
Let me guess, y'all gender your food too? Cause that's the only reason why you'd need that
When I was a little kiddo, before we females were allowed to have our own credit cards (ie, the 1970's), I had one of those "school photo" books that you could put your school pic for each grade in, and there were spaces for awards and a handwriting sample of the kid at each year, along with a checklist of what you wanted to be when you grew up at that point in time. There were separate lists for boys and girls. The boys had things like "fireman", "astronaut", "policeman," "doctor," etc, and the girl list was "mother," "teacher", "nurse", and "actress."
I invariably chose actress. I think I have the thing lurking around on a bookshelf somewhere. And a boyfriend that reads books is a girlfriend??? bullhockey. When I first dated my husband, I knew I'd found "the one" because: a) his houseplants were healthy and b) he had a lot of the same books on his shelf as I did. He also shoveled the snow away from in front of his apartment complex's mailbox on our first date, but that's another story.
What really gets me is the idea that all women (or all men) are alike - instead of being (gasp!) individuals who all have differing tastes, ideas, opinions, and goals, regardless of gender. I'm so glad that the world is waking up and moving away from the gendered nonsense of my youth.
Oh, and fun fact: in the 19th century, pink - at least that strong fuchsia that we now all recognize as "Barbie pink" - was considered the "boy" color, and blue was considered the girl color, because it was "softer". So there's a thought.
"cant wait for your son to grow up meet some good friends and be who he wants to be" i feel like thats exactly what happens to every guy who wear nail polish- did for me and every guy i personally know who does at least
Yup
I worked in a nursing home. Every other Saturday I went around with a manicure kit and did the nails of the resident old folks. Now I would often do the men's nails, if they wanted, since their nails would sometimes get extra long and they wanted them trimmed and filed down, but one time this sweet old guy, (who was 100% of sound mind) asked me if I would paint his nails. I had a few bottles of nail polish sitting around and held up a clear coat asking him if that was what he meant. He said no and pointed to the neon green and said he thought it would give his family a chuckle when they came to visit him. So I painted his nails and we chatted.
His family gave me an official complaint and the hospital said I was forbidden to paint any of the men's nails ever again, even if they asked for it. The old guy was actually crushed and he showed me the hasty job his family had done as they angrily wiped off the polish. I felt so bad for him.
That post was honestly one of the most triggering ones I've seen featured on this channel, especially with the way she ends it, as if she's right for doing that.
I really hope he can get away from her and just be himself, like that one post is REALLY telling of what she's going to be like to her kid in the future.
Yeah, the more a parent sticks to "you can't [do a thing] because [of my personal bias]," the more likely that kid is to rebel the second they have the freedom to do so. My parents never forced gendered nonsense on me, thankfully, but my mom hates horror movies and wouldn't let me watch them at all until I was into my teens. Guess what my favorite genre has been all my adult life. ;) Or else the kid grows up full of self-loathing and afraid to experiment.
@@themisfitowl2595 Jeez, that's so sad - both the result, and the bigger picture issue of denying old people even the autonomy to make minor decisions about their appearance. Kids and elderly folks are *people* and their feelings should matter more than that.
The prices of those detangling hair brushes is crazy 💀
Bro why tf does designers not add pockets to a women's jeans it literally pisses me tf off like i dont want to carry a purse around me, it's annoying plus i dont want my purse getting snatched away from me and getting robbed 💀
14:10 BFDI fans when they see anything BFDI related in something not BFDI related:
hey that's a clear reference okay
@@EndangSukinem-qg7rtit's probably not, it's just a golfball with eyes and legs. the BFDI mouth is also literally everywhere
buddy that is literally THE walk cycle
I mean everything abt it minus the actual golfball is in a OSC style- Like that coincidence is kinda interesting
@@gr_pefxnta Golfball with eyes, leg, and a pair of mouth that is an asset to BFDI itself, sure buddy.
The comic at 53:20 actually has a third section where the nonbinary people are basically being chaos-causers because they were selling summoning materials to the girls and ammo to the boys. It was pretty funny, but it's unfortunately not very common to see a reaction to the comic with the third part included.
54:05 the best way to get people to leave you alone is to do an impressively good Kronk impression while looking as feminine as possible, i've tried it myself and so far it has worked everytime
😂 that cat in lipstick what the heck, where do these bizarre Amazon pictures come from?! I nearly choked I laughed so hard! I think this tops the baby doing one armed push-ups in that convertible baby bag thing
My classmates sadly are very sexist and always make fun of me when i say i watch transformers, Marvel, ect. (Im a girl, of course) And i always feel so hurt, and they always say "be yourself, if you like yourself like this then be happy" but when i say I play Resident evil or some 'boyish games' I'm the weirdo here. (Sorry for my bad English)
Ironically, some of marvels most powerful hero’s are women. Also don’t feel ashamed for liking ‘girly’ things. I’m a girl and like those things too.
They're dumb, you rock, and school is going to be a brief embarassing part of life for most people.
@@hayuseen6683 thanks you for the kind words!
I LOVE MARVEL and a girl 👍
Some people test me to see if I really like it or am I just faking..... I always know more than them and they get petty and leave if they don't then I have a new friend
what even counts as a “girly” game, that’s so weird 😭 don’t listen to them, they’re dumb and you’re allowed to like whatever you want to. to use the example you gave: resident evil, it’s awesome, it’s so much fun, and EVERYONE should get to enjoy stuff that’s fun!
The scrub daddy is made of a material that is softer in hot water and better at scouring in cold water. The scrub mommy is the same material with a piece of regular sponge attached. The gendering is to differentiate it from an existing product in the same line and niche.
yeah they misunderstand this, Pointlessly gendered is when 2 products do the same thing but pink is for girls and blue is for boys, Scrub Mommy and Scrub Daddy do different things, I know cuz I own both and they're really good products, (scrub mommy for my dishes and scrub daddy to clean my bathroom) Its just a gag where they seem married 😭😭😭
There's actually a way to figure out which is male and female bathroom without going in. Female bathrooms are usually on the left while the mail bathrooms are usually on the right
25:07
fellas, is it gay to not brutally die in a car accident?
6:37 MY PANTS.. DON'T EXIST?? NOOOO *jeans and sweatpants drawers disintegrate*
Thanos must’ve had a hand in that happening
Does that mean pants sexualize men as well? Also WHAT'S WITH THIS STUPID BAR RIGHT ABOVE MY PHONE KEYBOARD WITH THE STUPID EMOJIS?
Me looking at my shorts: Oh no! It must be an illusion!
you are actually spot on with "womens parking". They are usually in more well lit sections of the garage, closer to the exit. They exist in all German speaking countries from what Ive seen, probably in other countries too.
I like how every time something was "for women" he was like "I want that"
14:11 *the BFDI fandom has been summoned*
20:46 The funny thing is, my mom doesn't like diet coke, she drinks only coke Zero, take that marketing, you've failed
The purpose of the original campaign was to get away from the "diet", which is (was) more associated with women (but also, nobody likes dieting) and reach everybody. But yes, men where the far larger market segment. So naturally, more effort was taken to reach men. Ultimately, that campaign was a marketing stroke of genius and extremely successful as evident on how prevalent ZERO as moniker for food-items without sugar is these days.
Matpat also used to drink Diet Coke instead of coke Zero. Take that useless marketing! You deserve to fail!
CAFFEINE SHOULD BE ALLOWED INTO MY VIENS WITHOUT GENDER! I love diet cokeca
@@mrnobody9611I knew somebody would mention MatPat
I'm a woman in my 60s. I had frustrating skin issues for decades. Then I found out that the vast majority of soap brands aren't _soap._ It's _detergent._ Detergent is comparatively bad for your skin, as it strips your skin of all the oils, leaving your skin dirt-free... But the lack of skin oil for hours leaves it vulnerable to environmental microbes. I kept getting nasty skin breakouts and rosaceae from hell.
Then I tried...soap. I heard that olive oil soap didn't strip the oils. The marketing department "greasy film" on your skin was clean fat from the soap, which had removed the dirty oil and replaced it with a clean and fresh layer, chock full of vitamins, and the new coating of natural plant oil is _waterproof,_ keeping your skin clean and soft.
I had initially bought fancy Aleppo Olive Oil soap. Then i found that Greece also makes olive oil soap, but it's not a specialty product, it's just _soap._ I bought a big bag, 6-250 gram double sized bars. Which lasted for over a year.
I washed my entire body with it. No special face soap and body wash. I even washed my hair with it. It left my hair and scalp so clean it squeaked, bouncy and with more body than I'd ever experienced. And even with regular use, that 1,500 gram bag of soap bars lasted a year and a half.
I bought some individual bars from several brands, some in the big, double sized bars, sometimes a dozen 125 gram "standard" sized bars. My favorite brand is Papoutsanis, but the "Kiss My Face" brand was nice, too.
Now, my hair is wonderful, I'm clean and free of nasty breakouts on my face, and I still don't use the detergent bars the marketing companies taught us we had to use. I don't use modern shampoo, either, for the same reasons. I use Papoutsanis olive oil soap. I get the bag of 12 -125 gram bars for around $20-25. I bought the last bag in 2022. Price went up to $25, but everything got more expensive.
I use a conditioner called "Mane & Tail", originally made for horses. It's just to keep my hair from floating like a cloud. It's great conditioner. A small drop on wet hands, rubbed together and gently massaged into the dry hair, is soft, clean, and manageable.
The plain soap I get has no scent. No perfume. Inexpensive and works great.
I draw the like at Lava soap unless I've been working on something greasy.
Holy crap, is that why my skin always f***ing sucks?!
@@thegoldenskilletgaming2385my mother brought me back some naturally made soap from peru since i have notoriously bad skin. i have no idea whats in it, but after a couple uses my skin has cleared up significantly. Naturally made soaps are awesome, 20/10 would recommend
I like how BFDI (if not directly mentioned) and South Park (my 2 favorite things) are in here
Thank you! finally someone!!! 5:08
*lexi and everyone, the best way to open a jar is sit on the ground, put it between your feet and curl your toes around it to hold it tight, lace your fingers, and open it with your physical body’s new vice grip :p but seriously, it works so 🤷🏻♀️*
works for the great apes works for us. We may not have feet thumbs but they're still useful!
cock was the old english term for a small boat, and swain was a servant. so cockswain was basically a boat servant, and the one that steered the boat. as time went on, cockswain slowly started being used more as just whoever was driving the boat, and then when bigger boats were made with actual sectioned off places for said cockswains, they were called cockpits
Dude so I'm a girl and I'm in boy scouts and apparently when I went in to a troop they had to make a entire new troop because girls can't have the same troop as guys? And we share all the same tools and go on the same camping trips and have meetings at the same exact time. And we have the boy scout handbook: for girls AND ALL IT DOES IS REPLACE THE PICTURES OF GUYS WITH GIRLS
AW HELL NAW 💀💀
“I think that pink is quite MANLY!”
I didn't realize how early I came to this video so I scrolled down to the comments and saw 4 bots with suggestive profile pictures saying stuff like "This video was so awesome, I'm so proud of you 🐰💖💖.". I thought that everyone in the comments was down bad.
Yeah…two of them even had the same profile picture.
I’ve already reported them.
Also one of them literally said “the comraderie in the members of this thread is like a close knit family”
LIKE BRO WHO TALKS LIKE THAT-
@@EmissaryCreates....me. 😢
@@SupahCray well I mean in this specific scenario it would prove that they were a bot since they didn’t even comment on anything specific that happened in the vid, they just generalized. For example I can tell you’re not a bot since you have comments with your own unique dialect and you’re commenting on something specific, and you don’t have a super sus profile pic.
Gosh I sound like a bot don’t I
I heard "Men listen to metal" and genuinely thought "Man metal sheets?! I'd like to do that!!" Then realized it was heavy metal...
My disappointment towards my thinking is immeasurable.
the number 24 being "gay" is the reason why whenever I need to travel somewhere, I get the 23 chair, so it's quite hard to have someone at my side, specially men
14:10 the bfdi mouth reaches everything
NAWW the pink tax though 💀
I’m about a third through this excellent compilation. Two notes:
1. (14:25) Girl’s Guitar book - The sticker on the book shows that it’s filled with guitar parts written by female artists. The title isn’t great, but it is accurate.
2. (19:16) It’s even worse than you realized. If you look at the patterning on the watermelons, you can see they just reshaped the “female” one w/ Photoshop. The image doesn’t even show two different things, let alone one male and one female.
I wanted to be Jason Vorhees for Halloween. Everything for girls were crop tops and short shorts that showed too much for me. I was 9.
13:45 why do companies try to be so witty and "unique" with bathroom doors?
3:43 Dude I would KILL to receive a pocket knife, as a Non-binary person who still passes as a girl. Knives and swords are so f*ckin cool imo, if someone sees a pocket knife they think i'd like, i would be upset if they didnt get me one
Had me at " if its properly formatted and written down it counts as science"
Fun fact, Scrub Mommy is made differently to a Scrub Daddy, as it is made for different things. That just happens to be its name, nothing gendered or anything lmao
13:26 “hey fellas is it gay to use your hands”
Welllllll it depends
(lighthearted dont kill me)
13:57 pink golf ball labeled Lady? I thought hitting women was bad? (obviously hitting anyone is bad but their logic implodes on itself so hard it hurts)
Context: in England yorkie bars are hard chocolate bars and when i mean hard i mean like biting on a brick hard the chocolate bar was seen as masculine for its toughness and in 2002 there was controversy about the bar saying not for the girls and do not feed the birds
fun facts: high heels were made for men
so were wigs
and makeup
also, before the man w the mustache came along, blue was for girls and pink was for boys
As a guy, pink is way better than anything companies sell to us
0:13 WHO TF IS PUTTING THAT ON A KID???????
Weird parents with questionable humour
@@nickkohlmannmaybe they should have their baby taken away, sounds like they're probably either going to be bad irresponsible parents or pedophiles.
The only products (that I can think of) that can be separated by gender are puberty books, specific hygiene products and sizing of clothes
4:20 NAH THAT IS TOTALLY WILD 😂😂😂
Was at the store last Christmas and I saw gendered pet toy stockings. I thought to myself “our pets see a toy and they want to play with it they don’t give a shit”.
Like seriously why are we gendering stuff that doesn’t need to be gendered like are people that insecure about themselves lmao.
2:30 the brush for girls cost more than double the price for the one for boys...
Pink tax 😶
23:50 Who dares to put Leia in the place of Rey like she's some kind of cheap Luke Skywalker copy?
13:53 are men not allowed to lose weight
I literally won my school’s Halloween costume contest by wearing the Flamin’ Hot costume as a guy. And I loved every second of being that sexy Cheeto bag.