Did you know that overlooking this rule can land you with a hefty fine? Join us as we showcase the best in van, motorhome, and caravan life. Episode 13.
😊tinged with sadness today would have been our 48th wedding anniversary, 2 years next month I lost my reason for living, it’s only Ted and videos such as yours that make me smile now, thank you ❤
Thanks for posting up a photo of our beautiful boy Dolby. If only you could have seen us trying to stick that moustache on, it was certainly a challenge. Excellent vid again, guys. Thanks 😂
Great van talk. How about introducting a ‘guess the location and make a vacation?’ or ‘have you been there… ooo errr?’ Plus nearly at 9k subscribers 🍾🎉🥂 Oh and yes we are with you on the no number two’s. Who wants to clean that out…. No thank you 💩🤢🤮
Bomb disposal experts deserve a holiday too you know😂. That photo was taken at a place called Horse Shoe Bottom in the New Forest near where we live. We had taken a curry takeaway and ate it sat enjoying the beautiful evening sunshine ☀️. Had to hurry home though soon afterwards remembering the Motorhome golden rule about No 2s! Tim & Gemma. Ps. is it the red wire first or the blue one, asking for a friend?
Where that Swift motorhome was pictured with the 2 chairs looks like the place we stayed overnight once in Exmoor where the wild horses/ponies roam free! great park up.
Brilliant video as always and your Vantalk videos are a great idea and are full of information and plenty of fun . I have given up my Motorhome days due to health and age so find your contact a real comfort 👍🚐
We campervanners come in for a lot of stick up in Scotland where we allegedly empty our toilets anywhere and everywhere. I think a tiny minority empty their dishwater and washing water in the bushes and on the grass which although we would never do it, it's not as bad as the alleged issues in NZ. Besides, we don't need to empty our toilets in the sea or rivers because we have the water companies who do it on a massive scale on our behalf! A great vlog again guys. The better joke regards Abu Dhabi goes like this. 'Dubai do not like the Flintstones but Abu Dhabi do...Bye
Hi lovely’s can I just say you can have a plot on a site the difference between a plot and a pitch is a plot is a fenced in seasonal caravan/motorhome/static a pitch is none seasonal pull on pull of for a variety of users 😊 that’s how there were named on the site we worked on… loving you guys your videos are amazing we look forward to them so much 😊 if your even in skipsea area let us know.. Trisha from Pughs on tour 😅
Great vid again guys, if I’d have known earlier I’d have given you a honk on the way home, I’m working just down road from where you are 🤣🤣 bloody 65miles from home to work Keep up the great vids Tom
Andrew and Claire I have friends who have a Bailey Unicorn Vigo who live on New Zealand’s South Island. Each year they have to take their van in for a certificate to prove that it is safe for habitation and that all parts that are needed work. Poo pot included. Their wild camping opportunities far outweigh what we have. Keep up the great banter.
@@Stchristopherofatlantis unfortunately not yet, I had the pleasure of having them stay with us back earlier this year when they came over to visit. We often share videos of when we are out in our outfits.
Oh crap, I didn’t know about the rule for number two’s 🤣, we always used ours as we stayed on the small 5 van sites cos we’re well tight 😂👍seriously though the small sites were great for getting close to the towns for sight seeing etc. Love the videos btw 😎👍
Hi. Thank you for watching our video. We agree that small sites are often great locations, we do love walking around the places we go to. Glad you enjoy Have a great weekend 👍👍
Funny as ever . Will have to watch again , missed the beef curtains 🤣 I saw the bomb disposal couple too ! By the way about the beans thing . Our eldest son has always requested that the beans do not touch anything else eg toast , chips ! Same with gravy touching pastry on a pie . In the past I have been regularly told “ Don’t forget, you know the rules “ ( bloody cheeky weirdo 😆)
Great vlog, thanks for the 15 seconds of fame. The flush is on the wall, not the ceiling, but you could second flush while seated and then its a bidet🤣🤣🤣 even posherer 👍
Here is something that boils my *#”” Why oh Why is it when you use a UK campsite most wash rooms are closed for cleaning between 10.30 - 11.30 when you have to leave the site by 12.00. I love touring all over Europe and haven’t come across any wash rooms which close for cleaning. At the moment we are down in Spain and this morning the cleaner was in there same time as me, and neither of us got gang raped, molested or interfered with. But in the UK, when you want that chilled out Sunday morning before packing up and getting home, you have to rush around and be in and out the wash room before 10.30. Regards Mark
Hi Mark. Claire here and I say this every single time we stay somewhere. Poor Andy has heard me say this a million times. If you have to be out for 12 and you can’t arrive until 1, maybe do it between 12-1 🤷♀️
Hi Guy's, Another great vlog full of little jokes and things if you spot them 😅. Rant of tge week will take off we're sure 😉 Beans defo on the plate, why make more washing up 😢 We do sometimes break the two's in loo rule 🤮 Looking forward to the Sunday vlog. Take care, Paul and Joanne 👍 😊
The beans thing, it’s a no brainer!!!! I think I memes to start up a petition 😂😂 OMG you break the rules! I wonder how many other people do that? You are the first to own up 😂😂😂 Have a great week xx
Hi, Start that petition 😅 You do what you have to do when nature is a calling 😂. Corny jokes time My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the ceiling 😢 P and J 😊
@Stchristopherofatlantis Hi again ☺️ Here's a joke for all your euro viewers. I have deleted all the German and Scandinavian names from my mobile phone because I want it to be Hans Free!!! 😅 P and J 👍
Helloooooo from Cornwall. Great content as always. We had a little chuckle at the joke. It was so bad, but good 😂😂 You guys are just fantastic to watch. Could I ask a small favour if you can? Could you wish the Hubby a happy birthday on the 14th (Lee) he's 47 years young. Love him to bits ❤ Catch you on the next one. I look forward to getting that notification that you've posted 😊 xx
The picture is not from the Nook Cafe it is from the top of Hartside Pass, the Nook is about 5 mile away both very popular with bikers, Both worth a visit. Keep up the good work.
@@Stchristopherofatlantis it's going shocking the only people sticking to it are those with a black box.By schools and residential areas most people agree and stick to it but arterial routes are now more dangerous with idiots overtaking those doing 20 🤷🏼 luckily I think our council is changing some back. There is a lot of anger over it 🤦
Chicken ceaser salad 🤣🤣🤣 Another fantastic funny vantalk, you two are great, really like the idea of rant's 🤗 I rant about everything and everyone 🙄🙄 ask Lisa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌
"Cavapoochon Dog......Cavapoochon Dog....I love......My Cavapoochon Dog" "Cavapoochon Dog......Cavapoochon Dog....I love......My Cavapoochon Dog" "Cavapoochon Dog......Cavapoochon Dog....I love......My Cavapoochon Dog"...Still can't get that bleddy tune out of my head
Hi love watching your channel it makes my laff every time two very nice people, but I have just gone to watch one of your videos and I've got to pay that's not for me so I'm going to unsubscribe ,thanks for laffs bye
Hi, the video you saw is free to watch on Sunday. Some people like to support the channel through memberships and they get early access to our videos. Thanks for watching us, all the best 😊
😊tinged with sadness today would have been our 48th wedding anniversary, 2 years next month I lost my reason for living, it’s only Ted and videos such as yours that make me smile now, thank you ❤
Sending love.❤
Hi Bob. We are sending you our most very best love and wishes.
Love to handsome Ted xxxx
Sending love x
Big hugs and long lasting!
It’s called a pitch for various reasons, it’s traditionally where you would pitch a tent.
Faeries play football on in winter season on the pitches.
Love chewin on the beef curtains
😂😂😂😂
Thanks for posting up a photo of our beautiful boy Dolby. If only you could have seen us trying to stick that moustache on, it was certainly a challenge. Excellent vid again, guys. Thanks 😂
Dolby is an absolute delight. We have you dressed as a Frenchman in a few weeks time 😂😂😂😂😂
Happy travels
We are following Dolby’s
Great van talk.
How about introducting a ‘guess the location and make a vacation?’ or ‘have you been there… ooo errr?’
Plus nearly at 9k subscribers 🍾🎉🥂
Oh and yes we are with you on the no number two’s. Who wants to clean that out…. No thank you 💩🤢🤮
Hello. We are so delighted you are watching our videos!!
Guess the location is a great idea…!! Love it 👍👍👍👍👍
You two 🙌🏼 and Pabbers… comic genius. Very funny, absolutely love Van Talk and VD 😂😂 xx
Hello. Glad you enjoyed. Ted coming up soon 😍😍😍😍
Claire’s reaction to the “beefy curtains “ 🙈😂😂😂😂 bloody amazing vlog once again, I’m rushing my life away waiting for the next instalment 😂😂🥰xxx
I’d not even cooked beef 😜😜
Glad you enjoy and chuffed it makes you laugh away the week
Have a blummin good one
Bomb disposal experts deserve a holiday too you know😂. That photo was taken at a place called Horse Shoe Bottom in the New Forest near where we live. We had taken a curry takeaway and ate it sat enjoying the beautiful evening sunshine ☀️. Had to hurry home though soon afterwards remembering the Motorhome golden rule about No 2s! Tim & Gemma. Ps. is it the red wire first or the blue one, asking for a friend?
Hi Tim and Gemma
Horse shoe bottom sounds awesome, and a curry… sound even better!!!
I thought it was the green wire?!?! 🥴😮👋
Green???……shiiiiii 💥
Great banter!! Love the vid🥸🥸🏴
Hi. Glad you like the banter 🤣🤣
Great van talk again guy's, have a great rest of the week, Gary & Fiona 👍
Hi to you both. Thanks for watching
Have a great one
Funny fact and info about New Zealand
Always here to educate 😂😂
Thanks guys, very enjoyable.
Absolutely no crapping in the van 😂😂
Fab Van Talk guys, lots of great content and super funny. Looking forward to Sundays episode 🎉
Hi Tony, Thanks for watching
If you have a van, a pet, a joke or a rant let us know 👍👍😂😂😀😀
Great video again! I have sent a video of our dog reacting to Pablo! She barks at the TV but her tail is wagging so happy to see him!
Pablo sends a woof back 👋
Thanks for mention Guys , another great episode 👍
It was an absolute delight to show gorgeous Eddie and handsome Hugo 🐾
Great midweek watch thank you. Look forward to your videos. Take care both
Hi Pete, Thanks for watching 👍
Fleetwood Mac…..Don’t stop 😂
Fab joke! 👍😂
Where that Swift motorhome was pictured with the 2 chairs looks like the place we stayed overnight once in Exmoor where the wild horses/ponies roam free! great park up.
Hi yes Tim replied back to us to say it is New Forest. Well spotted 👍👍👍
Thank you very much once more. I had a good laugh with your great presentation. 😂😂😂😂 very enjoyable. ❤👏👏👏👏
Hi glad you enjoyed 👍👍👍😍
Brilliant video as always and your Vantalk videos are a great idea and are full of information and plenty of fun . I have given up my Motorhome days due to health and age so find your contact a real comfort 👍🚐
Hi Eric, Glad you enjoyed. We hope you continue to watch 😀😀
I certainly will 👍🚐
We campervanners come in for a lot of stick up in Scotland where we allegedly empty our toilets anywhere and everywhere. I think a tiny minority empty their dishwater and washing water in the bushes and on the grass which although we would never do it, it's not as bad as the alleged issues in NZ. Besides, we don't need to empty our toilets in the sea or rivers because we have the water companies who do it on a massive scale on our behalf! A great vlog again guys. The better joke regards Abu Dhabi goes like this. 'Dubai do not like the Flintstones but Abu Dhabi do...Bye
We have never emptied anything where we shouldn’t and guess 99% of us are all the same!
Thanks for watching
Yaba daba Dooooooo
As always brilliant video - love the humour. Great to see different sites as we don't do wild camping either. 👍
Glad you like our humour!! We are partial to a good site. More recommendations coming 🚐🚐👍👍
love you guys, so entertaining. x
Hi. Glad it entertained!
Just wanted to say I always ask to have my beans in a pot as I don't like them. And hubby has them. Always watch your videos. Thanks
Hi.
Wait… You don’t like beans?!! 😂 I love them, like them cold out of the tin!!! Thanks for watching 👍
You guys would love New Zealand, just glad I have family there to stay with. Keep up the good work guys
We would love love love to go one day
@@Stchristopherofatlantis Well make it happen guys after all you get one life so live it 😊 My only regret is I didn’t go when I was younger
Hi lovely’s can I just say you can have a plot on a site the difference between a plot and a pitch is a plot is a fenced in seasonal caravan/motorhome/static a pitch is none seasonal pull on pull of for a variety of users 😊 that’s how there were named on the site we worked on… loving you guys your videos are amazing we look forward to them so much 😊 if your even in skipsea area let us know.. Trisha from Pughs on tour 😅
Hi. Thanks Tricia, We didn’t realise this so thank you for sharing.
Glad you enjoy the videos. Happy and safe travels
Great vid again guys, if I’d have known earlier I’d have given you a honk on the way home, I’m working just down road from where you are 🤣🤣 bloody 65miles from home to work
Keep up the great vids
Tom
Honk!!! Drive safe
Beans on a plate, deffo. Thems some massive headphones Andy, good banter enjoy it.
Yes yes beany plates!!!
I think me and Andy should do a Dualing Banjos, if ever we cross paths, would be brilliant. 😂
Do you have a banjo? Sounds like a plan to me 😂😂😂
Andrew and Claire I have friends who have a Bailey Unicorn Vigo who live on New Zealand’s South Island. Each year they have to take their van in for a certificate to prove that it is safe for habitation and that all parts that are needed work. Poo pot included. Their wild camping opportunities far outweigh what we have. Keep up the great banter.
Hi Damien, Have you been to visit them?
@@Stchristopherofatlantis unfortunately not yet, I had the pleasure of having them stay with us back earlier this year when they came over to visit. We often share videos of when we are out in our outfits.
Thabks for the mention. Highly recommend you visiting Norfolk.
Hi. Thank you for taking your time and sending in your pics. Norfolk sounds good to us
Oh crap, I didn’t know about the rule for number two’s 🤣, we always used ours as we stayed on the small 5 van sites cos we’re well tight 😂👍seriously though the small sites were great for getting close to the towns for sight seeing etc. Love the videos btw 😎👍
Hi. Thank you for watching our video.
We agree that small sites are often great locations, we do love walking around the places we go to.
Glad you enjoy
Have a great weekend 👍👍
Loving the vd’s
Andy has a terrible case of the VDs
Funny as ever . Will have to watch again , missed the beef curtains 🤣 I saw the bomb disposal couple too ! By the way about the beans thing . Our eldest son has always requested that the beans do not touch anything else eg toast , chips ! Same with gravy touching pastry on a pie . In the past I have been regularly told “ Don’t forget, you know the rules “ ( bloody cheeky weirdo 😆)
I just love my beans all over. Delicious!!!!!! Gravy all over my chips, Delicious!!!!!
Hope you are well and having a great week
Beef curtains😂 I had to rewind to check that wasn't just the voice in my head
I couldn’t believe what I heard either!!!!!!!!! Wouldn’t mind but I’ve not cooked any beef!!!!
Great vlog, thanks for the 15 seconds of fame. The flush is on the wall, not the ceiling, but you could second flush while seated and then its a bidet🤣🤣🤣 even posherer 👍
Yikes. We were like never seen a flush in the ceiling!!!!!!!
You are far posher than us!
Thanks for having your luxury van!
Ey op guys , beans on a plate 👍,m1 & m62 been a nightmare for a few years now 🤬,great video by the way 👌
Beany plates rule 👍👍
That was a great blog on 💩💩 great laugh Claire 😂
Glad you enjoyed. Keep laughing all week
Here is something that boils my *#”” Why oh Why is it when you use a UK campsite most wash rooms are closed for cleaning between 10.30 - 11.30 when you have to leave the site by 12.00. I love touring all over Europe and haven’t come across any wash rooms which close for cleaning. At the moment we are down in Spain and this morning the cleaner was in there same time as me, and neither of us got gang raped, molested or interfered with. But in the UK, when you want that chilled out Sunday morning before packing up and getting home, you have to rush around and be in and out the wash room before 10.30. Regards Mark
Hi Mark.
Claire here and I say this every single time we stay somewhere. Poor Andy has heard me say this a million times. If you have to be out for 12 and you can’t arrive until 1, maybe do it between 12-1 🤷♀️
Dobby looked to be at Hardraw Force - quite unique waterfall behind a lovely pub - you could stay nearby at Hawes CAMC site
Hi. Thanks for watching
We haven’t been to Hardraw yet but we have heard of it. Looks fab!
Hawes is on our list 👍👍
Hi Guy's,
Another great vlog full of little jokes and things if you spot them 😅.
Rant of tge week will take off we're sure 😉
Beans defo on the plate, why make more washing up 😢
We do sometimes break the two's in loo rule 🤮
Looking forward to the Sunday vlog.
Take care,
Paul and Joanne 👍 😊
The beans thing, it’s a no brainer!!!! I think I memes to start up a petition 😂😂
OMG you break the rules! I wonder how many other people do that? You are the first to own up 😂😂😂
Have a great week xx
Hi,
Start that petition 😅
You do what you have to do when nature is a calling 😂.
Corny jokes time
My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the ceiling 😢
P and J 😊
I’ll use that in next weeks 😂😂
@Stchristopherofatlantis
Hi again ☺️
Here's a joke for all your euro viewers.
I have deleted all the German and Scandinavian names from my mobile phone because I want it to be Hans Free!!! 😅
P and J 👍
Pardon the pun but I liked the Beef curtains opening🤣and the coats from fleetwood 🤣🤣 well done you two brilliant as always👍🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Hi. Glad you enjoyed the crappy cheesy jokes 😂😂😂😂
@@Stchristopherofatlantis you can’t beat a good cheesy joke 🤣👍🏻
Excellent video. We're going to Dunstain Hill at Easter. See you there?
Ooooooooooo maybe!!!!!
I cannot understand why they put beans in a pot same with chips served in those little baskets.
I wouldn't like beefy curtains either 😂
Beans don’t belong in a pot. I think I might start a petition!!!
Another fab video guys as always, beef curtains proper laugh, safe travels xx ( you should organise a vanlife meet up ? )
Watch this space 😎
Helloooooo from Cornwall.
Great content as always. We had a little chuckle at the joke. It was so bad, but good 😂😂 You guys are just fantastic to watch. Could I ask a small favour if you can? Could you wish the Hubby a happy birthday on the 14th (Lee) he's 47 years young. Love him to bits ❤ Catch you on the next one. I look forward to getting that notification that you've posted 😊 xx
Hi 😀
Favour accepted. Will wish Lee a very Happy Birthday 🎂
Thanks so much for watching our videos. We are so pleased you enjoy them
@@Stchristopherofatlantis Aww, made my night. Thank you so much 😊
The picture is not from the Nook Cafe it is from the top of Hartside Pass, the Nook is about 5 mile away both very popular with bikers, Both worth a visit. Keep up the good work.
We will definitely be going. Great little find
Thanks for sharing
You want to try living in Wales with our 20mph roads 😢
Hi. Thanks for watching
How is that going?
@@Stchristopherofatlantis it's going shocking the only people sticking to it are those with a black box.By schools and residential areas most people agree and stick to it but arterial routes are now more dangerous with idiots overtaking those doing 20 🤷🏼 luckily I think our council is changing some back. There is a lot of anger over it 🤦
Chicken ceaser salad 🤣🤣🤣
Another fantastic funny vantalk, you two are great, really like the idea of rant's 🤗 I rant about everything and everyone 🙄🙄 ask Lisa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌
Andy rants constantly! You and him should get in the pub!!!!!!
@@Stchristopherofatlantis name the time and place 🤣🤣🤣 I bet I could even nore Andy with my rants 🙄🤣🤣
Massive challenge……!!!!!!
Good content and a nice wee bit of crack.
Gotta have a bit of a laugh
They are putting in new ERA bays on the M1 in S Yorks.
( From you friendly neighbourhood Motorway Engineer)
Thanks for the info
You are our FAVOURITE neighbourhood motorway Engineer
Pmsl 😂. Better get some Fabreeze on those beef curtains 😮
What a whiff 💨
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I like my beans on the plate 👍
100% agree
What's wrong with no 2's in the van, we have a separate toilet cubicle so no problems, natural body waste. People have got very soft.
Eeeek 😁😁
It looks like the New Forrest to me?
Hi Tim. Special love to Archie 🐾
@@Stchristopherofatlantis Archie thanks you 👍🐾
That speed reduction over the tinsley viaduct has been there a few years now it’s a bloody unnecessary pain in the bum
We agree, a right pain in the you know what
And "whose dog…." as well!
Potato Potatoe 😂 😂 😂 😂 🥔 😂
@@Stchristopherofatlantis a spud is a spud no matter whose it is🤪
Spudse
@@Stchristopherofatlantis chips but not chip's 🤣
Beef curtains 😂
Whats worse than ants in your pants?
Uncles ! ❤😂
We have only just stopped laughing at this 😂😂
Fleetwood Mac 😂😂😂😂
Terrible but hilarious 😆
Well provide basic amenities or just avoid the place
Hi, we thank you for watching
I have my beans napot. Can't stand juice( beans or Tom's) iny egg yok
Oooooo I just love it 😂😂
Beef curtains...😊😊
Terrible joke!!!!! 😜😜
"Whose van is that?" Not "who's", pleeeease 😋
😂😂😂😂😂😂eeek
I have to have beans in a pot, I can’t stand the bean juice going over everything and making things soggy 🤮
Crikey!! I love a beany plate!!!
Rant...people walking over my pitch because they are too bloody lazy to walk round to get to the facilities.
Hi Sue, this is a good one. We will add it to the rants 👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Cavapoochon Dog......Cavapoochon Dog....I love......My Cavapoochon Dog"
"Cavapoochon Dog......Cavapoochon Dog....I love......My Cavapoochon Dog"
"Cavapoochon Dog......Cavapoochon Dog....I love......My Cavapoochon Dog"...Still can't get that bleddy tune out of my head
…. Now you’ve got me started singing it….. 😂😂
A grave mistake 😃
We see what you did there 😂 😂
Why did the chicken go to the gym?
To work on his pecks
Terribley brilliant 😂
Flush on the pot,…..mmmmm Poseidon,s kiss…. The splash of life…lol
Hi love watching your channel it makes my laff every time two very nice people, but I have just gone to watch one of your videos and I've got to pay that's not for me so I'm going to unsubscribe ,thanks for laffs bye
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