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  • @victoriaplays4466
    @victoriaplays4466 Před 4 lety +3904

    0:48
    Me: *sees dog*
    Me: I f t h e d o g d i e s I d i e

    • @digitalxghost8492
      @digitalxghost8492 Před 4 lety +101

      Victoria Plays in all endings you can either leave him to die, or carry him with you

    • @theplague7451
      @theplague7451 Před 4 lety +17

      Victoria Plays I am so with you, I would say that to

    • @jenniferloving9054
      @jenniferloving9054 Před 4 lety +100

      Same. I don't care what happens to everyone else. That dog better be unharmed at the end of this game, or I'm calling the SPCA!

    • @wubbles__45
      @wubbles__45 Před 3 lety +48

      if something happens to him, i will kill everyone in this room and then myself.

    • @charadreemurr5121
      @charadreemurr5121 Před 3 lety +8

      well goodbye

  • @ShyShyTAS
    @ShyShyTAS Před 4 lety +3017

    Mark: _reads a note warning about a passive creature that won't attack unless you shine light on it._
    Also Mark: _proceeds to shine light on mysterious shadowy creature._

    • @Thatoneassclown
      @Thatoneassclown Před 4 lety +96

      I don't think there's a choice in this case, it looked like a scripted event to me.

    • @deg1studios
      @deg1studios Před 4 lety +37

      @@Thatoneassclown no it could be avoided. thats why the put the note there.

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog Před 4 lety +58

      On the other hand the tape told him that light scares the thing away, and it was clearly attacking already.

    • @deg1studios
      @deg1studios Před 4 lety +44

      @@TF2CrunchyFrog no it attacked him after he held the light to it for several seconds. it was by that tree. if ignored, it would not have attacked.

    • @rydermulholland5408
      @rydermulholland5408 Před 4 lety +86

      To be fair, he read out loud "there's a walkie talkie in the trunk" and continued to wander around not knowing what to do after reading the letter

  • @oweneiffel3149
    @oweneiffel3149 Před 4 lety +7715

    Ellis: does 3% of the job
    Bullet: does 97% of the job

    • @spider-mancantsee5875
      @spider-mancantsee5875 Před 3 lety +153

      I’d say more like Ellis: 5%
      Bullet: 95%
      I’m just kidding
      Bullet: 10000%

    • @nekonesto3125
      @nekonesto3125 Před 3 lety +10

      BooksRFun58 uhhhh sure

    • @nrayyaj
      @nrayyaj Před 3 lety +49

      No.. It's because Ellis does all the commanding. If Ellis doesn't do any commanding to Bullet, Bullet would've been useless. But yes, Bullet does seem to do more work, maybe that's because Ellis has PTSD(not sure?)

    • @hanap562
      @hanap562 Před 3 lety +3

      i would like but its at 666

    • @pissy4164
      @pissy4164 Před 3 lety +29

      @@nrayyaj You must be fun at parties
      You're really not wrong though

  • @YourMom-vu5ib
    @YourMom-vu5ib Před 4 lety +4277

    Mark: *shows dog lots of attention*
    Kid in forest: “am I a joke to you?”

  • @baguetteboy5466
    @baguetteboy5466 Před 4 lety +9892

    I love how Mark forgets that Bullet growls when something is nearby, literally 5 seconds after he’s told.

    • @thibautisserant
      @thibautisserant Před 4 lety +552

      You forget the rule "Mark has a goldfish memory in horror games"
      Like with that note telling you exactly what behaviour use on the monsters to be alone. But he doesn't remember it.

    • @seonghyunae
      @seonghyunae Před 4 lety +92

      @@thibautisserant actually goldfish have pretty good memory. Months long

    • @speeds86
      @speeds86 Před 4 lety +36

      사랑스러운방탄 Wait what’s a goldfish?

    • @thibautisserant
      @thibautisserant Před 4 lety +55

      @@seonghyunae You're right, a goldfish could handle this game pretty well :)
      And if that goldfish happens to use a cone...

    • @dylanwillmon5672
      @dylanwillmon5672 Před 4 lety +9

      @@seonghyunae nope they think they are somewhere new every three seconds in a fish tank

  • @soulsdancetomusic
    @soulsdancetomusic Před 4 lety +6597

    Ellis: Looses his dog for 2 seconds and almost passes out from a panic attack
    Me: Relatable

    • @heyyitsnickfam
      @heyyitsnickfam Před 4 lety +63

      Almost everyone over their phone 😂

    • @sock5159
      @sock5159 Před 4 lety +89

      I was playing this game the other day and i got scared cuz i get attached to game characters so fast , especially if its a cat or dog

    • @flakes_8401
      @flakes_8401 Před 4 lety +29

      oh so he finds him thanks i can un-pause

    • @thesunlord3117
      @thesunlord3117 Před 4 lety +30

      soulsdancetomusic this person is any minecrafter with a dog ever

    • @corbinchavkinmoreno4217
      @corbinchavkinmoreno4217 Před 4 lety +2

      lol

  • @lokishadownerd
    @lokishadownerd Před 3 lety +5341

    Not gonna lie, they did a pretty decent job simulating a panic attack.

    • @dr_goofy
      @dr_goofy Před 3 lety +73

      Wait that was a panic attack ??

    • @lokishadownerd
      @lokishadownerd Před 3 lety +82

      @@dr_goofy yup

    • @marrynwalker1438
      @marrynwalker1438 Před 3 lety +7

      Time?

    • @Zero-Gravity.
      @Zero-Gravity. Před 3 lety +6

      Time?

    • @theweebanimator6617
      @theweebanimator6617 Před 3 lety +295

      17:35 is when it starts, I believe it was an anxiety attack, Ellis has ptsd from serving in the military and I believe being left alone is what triggered him. Anxiety attacks are caused by triggers mostly, panic attacks are sudden, no cause it just comes.

  • @helpinso
    @helpinso Před 4 lety +1692

    Bought the game just to pet bullet, haven't even gone past the tutorial of interacting with bullet and I have 5 hours on it

  • @jeffmcarthur5617
    @jeffmcarthur5617 Před 4 lety +5553

    Oh! You missed the perfect line! "I would take a bullet for bullet."

    • @Phi_Lix
      @Phi_Lix Před 4 lety +12

      Jeff McArthur Ryan already took that line.

    • @josipbroztito397
      @josipbroztito397 Před 4 lety +9

      @@Phi_Lix who tf is jeff mcarthur ryan?

    • @Phi_Lix
      @Phi_Lix Před 4 lety +21

      Josip Broz Tito Jeff McArthur is the guy this comment is directed towards and Ryan is another CZcamsr who did a series on this game. maybe you know him as 8Bit-Ryan?

    • @josipbroztito397
      @josipbroztito397 Před 4 lety +4

      @@Phi_Lix no unfortunately

    • @Phi_Lix
      @Phi_Lix Před 4 lety +3

      Josip Broz Tito oh ok I highly recommend watching him!

  • @anthonysimpson01
    @anthonysimpson01 Před 4 lety +7047

    *_reasons to love bullet_*
    *1: he's a good boi*
    *2: he keeps you from being lonely*
    *3: you can give him good head pats*
    *4: he cares about the environment*

    • @hwikilmon4677
      @hwikilmon4677 Před 4 lety +119

      Bullet kept interrupting Mark from reading over a water bottle. So cute!!

    • @MARKOoo
      @MARKOoo Před 4 lety +84

      he's definitely the goodest boi :)

    • @ARTSONICFAN990
      @ARTSONICFAN990 Před 4 lety +64

      Having a dog like Bullet is the reason to buy an electric car.

    • @MoTeC_MasonX_onXbox
      @MoTeC_MasonX_onXbox Před 4 lety +28

      when AI do become human they will choose bullet as there weapon to get us to do anything

    • @ghostsec2908
      @ghostsec2908 Před 4 lety +4

      YES.

  • @thediabeticpup
    @thediabeticpup Před 4 lety +806

    Markiplier/ talking about bullet: and if this game does anything horrible to you before the end of this game, I will go down to their studio, and I'll personally punch every single person who made that happen.
    Game devs: *sweating profusely*

    • @afnzdo9990
      @afnzdo9990 Před rokem +33

      and that, Dear Viewers, is what is known as FORSHADOWING.

    • @zerobolt9506
      @zerobolt9506 Před rokem +12

      I want to know if he did do it in the end?

    • @txxex9023
      @txxex9023 Před 10 měsíci +4

      If you never put him down, he is actually fine in the end. Let's see if Mark kills bullit

    • @millo7295
      @millo7295 Před 7 dny

      The studio crumbles

    • @millo7295
      @millo7295 Před 7 dny +1

      It would be a mercy
      Is what I WOULD say if I was a psycho

  • @puff7306
    @puff7306 Před 3 lety +561

    Markiplier: I love Bullet!
    Chica: WOOF?

  • @bigbaddrad
    @bigbaddrad Před 4 lety +8367

    Other people: play this game seriously
    Markiplier: puppppy

    • @thibautisserant
      @thibautisserant Před 4 lety +247

      "Do not use light on them. It agitates them and makes them hunt you."
      Mark: *Wildly shake his flashlight in every direction*

    • @yungxangirl
      @yungxangirl Před 4 lety +27

      ILY POOCHIE

    • @spuzzgekk
      @spuzzgekk Před 4 lety

      3139759

    • @Bayyinah__
      @Bayyinah__ Před 4 lety

      bigbaddrad 2002 😂😂😂

    • @scottishtrainer7823
      @scottishtrainer7823 Před 4 lety +1

      i'm just really excited for Halloween

  • @semisentientchainsaw
    @semisentientchainsaw Před 4 lety +4090

    Game: A child is missing in a forest! He may die of exposure! We must find him!
    Mark: *Messes around with Bullet and phone games for eight minutes.*

  • @heyitssam727
    @heyitssam727 Před 3 lety +1775

    As someone who has panic disorder it’s almost sad how quick I could tell what was happening to Ellis was a panic attack and it’s really strange to me (but good) that Mark didn’t know what was going on because from what I know he doesn’t usually experience those kind of things and I’m happy for him for that. This is also one of the first games I’ve seen that portrays panic attacks pretty well. A real panic attack doesn’t have flashing lights and a pulse in your ears, this is much more realistic (for my personal experiences anyway) ps don’t worry about me I’m on medication and have a wonderful therapist so now it’s just something I’ve learned to live with and I’m okay and happy!

    • @allysa0_0
      @allysa0_0 Před 3 lety +19

      It’s ptsd. It says it at the beginning of the game when you first start it up.

    • @Fearlesss55
      @Fearlesss55 Před 3 lety +134

      @@allysa0_0 okay but panic disorders can develop from having ptsd

    • @orphancloud1132
      @orphancloud1132 Před 3 lety +37

      I studied psychology, was gonna get it as a major. But there were a few classes I didn't want to go through so I backed out of the major.
      Anyway, a class required to get psych as a major is called Abnormal Psychology. Essentially, (from what I understand) it's a class about different disorders. Ranging from something as common as Depression and sleep disorders to something as severe as Schizophrenia. Among those is anxiety and panic attacks.
      As implied, I never took Abnormal, but I recognized that he was suffering from some kind of attack. I had a feeling it was either a panic attack because, "I'm lost in the woods and I don't have Bullet," or PTSD (but that would be dependant on if he served (where and what he did) or if he had a previous traumatic experience, such as getting lost in the woods when he was young).
      When he gets out of these woods (probably with the kid) and if he isn't already, I hope he goes to get the help he needs.

    • @Emmanuella07
      @Emmanuella07 Před 3 lety +7

      same! i should be getting meds soon but my mother is worried about me taking med cause of how young i am. so i guess ill just diE-

    • @xect9089
      @xect9089 Před 3 lety +4

      I had experienced some stuff but idk what is this thing , it's like when I had it my eyes just sees flash white and I lost my balance and fell to floor, sometimes I fell and hit things. Can someone explain what it is? :)

  • @Dylanjjensen
    @Dylanjjensen Před 3 lety +152

    Let's be honest, markipliers reaction to bullet is how we all feel

  • @skyleneember9582
    @skyleneember9582 Před 4 lety +2541

    "Hmmm, how to attract Mark to this game?"
    Bloober Team: "Put a dog in it"

  • @arikova2186
    @arikova2186 Před 4 lety +1830

    “Oh bullet you’re so cute! I would die for you a million times!!” 😭
    Chica: am I a joke to you?

  • @blast4898
    @blast4898 Před 2 lety +98

    You know I definitely appreciated how awesome Bullet is in this game. Honestly got goosebumps when I played and he’d start growling at something in the darkness. Amazing stuff.

  • @echo8513
    @echo8513 Před 4 lety +91

    Me Everytime bullet barks, growls or whines: *immediate tensing*

  • @GatorWrastler88
    @GatorWrastler88 Před 4 lety +1927

    "Ill personally punch every game dev responsible"
    Game Devs: [Nervous laughter]

    • @Garden-sz8jb
      @Garden-sz8jb Před 4 lety +138

      i don't like the fact this says they're probably gonna do something to Bullet

    • @Garden-sz8jb
      @Garden-sz8jb Před 4 lety +9

      oh 41 likes, nice

    • @reina4544
      @reina4544 Před 4 lety +10

      That’s not the way to get early access Mark!!

    • @YoHoHoAndCake
      @YoHoHoAndCake Před 4 lety +35

      WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING

    • @Yasthebosstv
      @Yasthebosstv Před 4 lety +15

      Albertino spoiler alert spoiler alert bullet dies to evil power

  • @chaoz7370
    @chaoz7370 Před 4 lety +3443

    "Because of my extensive history of kidnapping kids."
    Now lemme stop you right there...

    • @talonflame11yt5
      @talonflame11yt5 Před 4 lety +77

      Chaoz 73 for legal reasons that’s a joke

    • @cursedbluecheese
      @cursedbluecheese Před 4 lety +23

      Talonflame11 Yt for serious Indian mafia please don’t kill me that’s a joke

    • @honeybee-sm3kx
      @honeybee-sm3kx Před 4 lety +6

      I liked this comment because it made the 666 number uwu

    • @chaoz7370
      @chaoz7370 Před 4 lety +2

      @@honeybee-sm3kx Holy frikkin crap you're right

    • @deezy5339
      @deezy5339 Před 4 lety +12

      Man's gotta eat

  • @kaylataylor4438
    @kaylataylor4438 Před 4 lety +182

    me watching this at midnight in my dark bedroom with my cat: 👁👄👁

    • @cave.faerie
      @cave.faerie Před 3 lety +12

      WHEN MY CAT HERSELF IS BLACK AND I CANT SEE HER AT ALL IN EVEN SLIGHT DARKNESS SO SHE KEEPS STEPPING ON ME OR RUSTLING AFTER I DISSOCIATE INTO THE VIDEO AND SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF ME

    • @kaliscott4048
      @kaliscott4048 Před 3 lety +1

      Lucky for me i have a dog cuddling me and the light in cause i’m too scared and i’ll start to see things in the dark..

    • @Vierxi
      @Vierxi Před 3 lety

      @@cave.faerie I don't think thats r@c!st

    • @wanka8203
      @wanka8203 Před 2 lety

      Shut up velma

  • @goldensunflowervibes5566
    @goldensunflowervibes5566 Před 4 lety +69

    Ellis: *catches up with the police man and bullet starts to wander off* "BULLET!"
    Policemen: *drops to the floor*

  • @CrashNCash
    @CrashNCash Před 4 lety +2081

    Game character: Hey Jess I didnt think you would call
    Mark: *SiNCe The DiVOrcE*

    • @BepTweBot
      @BepTweBot Před 4 lety +11

      i laughed harder than i should have at this

  • @kellycouto3791
    @kellycouto3791 Před 4 lety +6611

    Mark: **discovers the dogs name is bullet**
    Mark: “This game is amazing 10/10”

  • @adiebugx
    @adiebugx Před 3 lety +64

    The fact that 85% of the video is just Mark fawning over Bullet 🥺

  • @Sarcastina
    @Sarcastina Před 2 lety +39

    Frankly, it doesn't even matter how good the game is anymore. Few minutes in and the artwork/animation is so amazing, there is no way i could talk shit about someone who put so much effort into a project.

  • @artemisorwhatever9828
    @artemisorwhatever9828 Před 4 lety +2463

    Mark: "I'm a master navigator!"*
    *Twenty minutes later*
    "W-wait, this is the same tree! How did I end up here?!"

  • @G0R3.x
    @G0R3.x Před 4 lety +3189

    Mark: *Pets Bullet Once*
    Also Mark: “Best game, best game ever. 10/10”

    • @francisharkins
      @francisharkins Před 4 lety +39

      Also "Don't flash monster"
      Mark: *proceeds to flash monster*

    • @shido9469
      @shido9469 Před 4 lety +24

      every game that let you pet a doggo or any animal is a best game

    • @A-1412
      @A-1412 Před 4 lety +7

      @@francisharkins you can flash the monsters just to keep them away but if you do it continuily then it will make them become more agressive so you can flash them but just remember that they can't chase you forever

    • @mateusztadeusz
      @mateusztadeusz Před 4 lety +7

      @@A-1412 no, you have to flash them so they go away

    • @mateusztadeusz
      @mateusztadeusz Před 4 lety +4

      @Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts yeah, im not talking about late game yet because mark is still in early

  • @irodsalt6490
    @irodsalt6490 Před 3 lety +61

    funny, he got the secret ending 1st episode, he opened that door with the lock luckly but didnt have the battery you get waaaaay later, if he got it and returned hed get a secret ending

  • @Spoofyyy
    @Spoofyyy Před 2 lety +47

    Mark: “Bullet, you care about the environment!”
    Also Mark: Doesn’t notice he just used the force

    • @Spoofyyy
      @Spoofyyy Před rokem +2

      I’ve “won” multiple of these, i believe their fake

  • @jungkookjeon1773
    @jungkookjeon1773 Před 4 lety +7152

    Therapy: Expensive
    Mark’s love for Bullet: Free

  • @eryndunford1669
    @eryndunford1669 Před 4 lety +3836

    *theres a puppy following you around*
    Mark: THIS GAME IS A 10/10

    • @974cerebrate
      @974cerebrate Před 4 lety +42

      Image a game with 2 dogs ! Marki would explode

    • @armintor2826
      @armintor2826 Před 4 lety +4

      Puppy yeah. Yes.

    • @rapidreaders7741
      @rapidreaders7741 Před 4 lety +21

      @@974cerebrate That's why Mark doesn't play games like Minecraft. Otherwise he would physically explode and die.

    • @rockysmith7472
      @rockysmith7472 Před 4 lety +1

      1000th like!!

    • @samousa5200
      @samousa5200 Před 4 lety +3

      @@974cerebrate why did you call him maki like he is your senpai

  • @DarkRubberDucky
    @DarkRubberDucky Před 4 lety +86

    I love the Film Theory on the Blair Witch movie. It was SO GOOD that I refuse to believe otherwise.

  • @Daemon105
    @Daemon105 Před 2 lety +101

    Game: "don't shine your light on the creature"
    Mark: *proceeds to murder the creature with light*
    Also Mark: "this game is so hard!

  • @sunshinefun4877
    @sunshinefun4877 Před 4 lety +1992

    "Even though were in the dark..."
    "And everything is horrifying..."
    " *You're still a good boy.* "

  • @ashleyr6809
    @ashleyr6809 Před 4 lety +1532

    When the dog is more popular than the character you play as.

    • @Warfrae
      @Warfrae Před 4 lety +19

      Ashley R well it’s s doggie

    • @ashleypatt1404
      @ashleypatt1404 Před 4 lety +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @DarkNight3603
      @DarkNight3603 Před 4 lety +21

      Isnt that always how it is? Im like Mark i see a puppers i must love and protec!

    • @domanewyork
      @domanewyork Před 4 lety +15

      Bullet is extremely important to the story

    • @MS-br9tc
      @MS-br9tc Před 4 lety +7

      TBH I watched the entire playthrough and I only remember bullet's name lol

  • @stephenboyle9879
    @stephenboyle9879 Před 3 lety +75

    I just watched the movie. They ventured into the woods in order to film a documentary on the topic of the Blair Witch, as you said. Early on in the movie, one of the people that was interviewed mentioned a hunter who was enticed by the witch to kidnap children and kill them. The woman said that the hunter would have one kid stand in the corner of the room facing the wall because the stares of the children made him uncomfortable. In regards to the "heart in the napkin," I thought it had to do with yet another story where a group came upon a number of people tied to each other, intestines hanging out, and symbols scored on their faces and heads. Therefore, my conclusion was that the heart was actually a piece of his intestine, but the wiki claims it was his tongue, so I honestly do not know. I've only seen the first movie, but my guess would be that the witch manipulates and drives insane her victims in order to push them towards evil or disturbing acts. If anyone sees this, I'd appreciate it if they could correct any info I might have gotten wrong or provide more accurate explanations for some of the things Mark questions at the beginning of the video.

    • @andrewpropst1071
      @andrewpropst1071 Před rokem

      i dont know what blair witch movie im watching at all the one im used to doesnt even show us anything like a witch two guys and a girl trying to make movie and fights nothing close to a witch

    • @Azrael-Legna
      @Azrael-Legna Před rokem

      @@andrewpropst1071 that's the first one, it's just called The Blair Witch Project. It's the one the above commenter was talking about.

  • @Lazyvendetta
    @Lazyvendetta Před 3 lety +65

    Mark: *Looks at tree*
    Also Mark: *I l0vE bLaCk gOOpY sTuFF*

  • @Pecangaming
    @Pecangaming Před 4 lety +753

    Mark you must protect Bullet at all costs. Don't let him go too far away, give him pets and dont leave him!

    • @teabag2862
      @teabag2862 Před 4 lety +3

      How did you put that heart ♥

    • @drantigon
      @drantigon Před 4 lety +9

      @@teabag2862 he's a member

    • @teabag2862
      @teabag2862 Před 4 lety +2

      @@drantigon oh 🤠

    • @blubeans9678
      @blubeans9678 Před 4 lety +2

      do you pronounce it pee-can or pih-cawn?

    • @zenkha5010
      @zenkha5010 Před 4 lety +11

      Mark already played the whole game. Remember he pre-recorded a lot of series for his 1 month in Korea

  • @cooldude56g
    @cooldude56g Před 4 lety +1071

    *Sees Bullet on screen*
    _one microsecond later_
    *Brain:* "Yo that dog gonna die."

    • @daggerace9918
      @daggerace9918 Před 4 lety +21

      10 bucks says bullet dies at the end

    • @agentchristos
      @agentchristos Před 4 lety +58

      Spoiler:
      No.

    • @aliceiscalling
      @aliceiscalling Před 4 lety +56

      @@agentchristos I have never felt more happy from a spoiler.

    • @voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix
      @voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix Před 4 lety +15

      @Agent Christos VT For the love of Arceus I hope you're not lying. I am so glad to be rid of that awful feeling of dread.

    • @AngelWingsYT
      @AngelWingsYT Před 4 lety +2

      @@daggerace9918 i was guessing next epi

  • @imski9270
    @imski9270 Před 4 lety +95

    I was too scared to play the game by myself, Id rather watch other people play it.

  • @RealJessica_
    @RealJessica_ Před rokem +24

    Im just sitting here wondering how Ellis has such impeccable signal in the WOODS

  • @Conan254
    @Conan254 Před 4 lety +2053

    This game lets you play snake on a Nokia phone....SOLD

  • @calebanthony3224
    @calebanthony3224 Před 4 lety +4161

    I'm a park ranger and I've found some pretty wild stuff. We found weird wooden mobiles like the Blair Witch ones one time, and another time I stumbled upon a girl doing some sort of ritual (I later learned it was a Wiccan thing). We've also found areas of dead grass were no matter what we do, we can't get plants to grow there, and I've seen people move past the windows of abandoned buildings, but that's not the weirdest thing I've ever seen.
    The park I work at is a battlefield from the War of 1812, and almost everyone who's worked there has their own story of seeing paranormal things, from women in white dresses on the actual battlefield to dead soldiers in old mirrors. My own experience was pretty strange too. I was walking through the woods after an event, making sure there weren't any stragglers or trespassers. As I came to a curve in the path I heard something rustling in the bushes off the left side of the trail. Thinking it was an animal, I made some noise of my own to scare it off. Thinking I had succeeded, I continued on, but a few seconds later the rustling resumed, closer this time. I quickened my pace, turning around to go back to my vehicle.
    This entire time, I felt as if something was watching me. But as I entered the field that my vehicle was parked in (an area where the actual battle took place) I heard footsteps behind me. I shone a flashlight into the woods but couldn't see anyone. I called out and there was no response. Pretty freaked out at this point, I started to double-time it to my truck. The footsteps quickened too, and by the time I reached my vehicle I was down-right scared. I got in and started it... And when the headlights turned on, they hit three shadows shaped like people. There weren't people there, mind you. Just shadows.
    I drove out as fast as I could, and after that I was always hesitant to work after dark.

    • @faded8706
      @faded8706 Před 4 lety +96

      Caleb Anthony the lies

    • @lynelleainsworth799
      @lynelleainsworth799 Před 4 lety +293

      if this was my story I would be like “OH SHIT” and probably land on my face to get murdered.

    • @ChaoticNeutralMatt
      @ChaoticNeutralMatt Před 4 lety +65

      @@faded8706 ?

    • @jenneric03
      @jenneric03 Před 4 lety +414

      Caleb Anthony sounds like you were three seconds away from being in the start of a supernatural episode.

    • @reallyboredlemon5448
      @reallyboredlemon5448 Před 4 lety +27

      Jenna Winchester 😂

  • @pizzacatte15
    @pizzacatte15 Před 4 lety +58

    dog people are adorable
    Mark: DOGDOGDOGDOGDOGDOGDOG

    • @Kai-iy3kk
      @Kai-iy3kk Před 3 lety +2

      *DOGDOGDOGDOGDOGDOGDOG*

  • @BarnJ
    @BarnJ Před rokem +16

    I love how this dude is in the middle of the woods searching for a lost child and this chick just keeps calling him every 5 minutes to talk lmao

  • @zombro1157
    @zombro1157 Před 4 lety +2659

    Mark: if anything happens to bullet I will go down to their studio and punch everyone who made that happen
    The game Devs: **chuckles** I'm in danger

  • @samrzhevskyy
    @samrzhevskyy Před 4 lety +1998

    Ellis: * speeds passed a cop*
    Mark: pretty sure you’re supposed to pull over when a cop has it’s lights on.
    Ellis: * is a former police officer*

    • @PHANTOMCOWGIRL
      @PHANTOMCOWGIRL Před 4 lety +25

      I mean, I'm fairly sure that doesn't make you exempt, doubly so for thight roads like that. In the next scene the truck took up basically the whole road, it's a wonder they even could pass eachother.
      Even being an active police officer, of course assuming you're not on duty.

    • @aussieman4791
      @aussieman4791 Před 4 lety +11

      He's not. He's Ex-Marines or Ex-Army. Hint the collar on bullet, the whizzing on gunfire, the debris when he started having an attack and the sound of the helicopter

    • @PHANTOMCOWGIRL
      @PHANTOMCOWGIRL Před 4 lety +2

      @@aussieman4791
      I mean, I'm pretty sure he's both as he was dealing with... whatever the one guy's name was, and the whole thing with the robbery.

    • @samrzhevskyy
      @samrzhevskyy Před 4 lety

      Kazuma Kiryu he’s both.

    • @samrzhevskyy
      @samrzhevskyy Před 4 lety +2

      WizardOf i honestly don’t know why this has so many likes considering 1) you’re right-he’s not exempt and 2) the joke was not all that funny to begin with 🤷🏻‍♀️ youtube, man...

  • @keshikit8582
    @keshikit8582 Před 4 lety +24

    Mark: Trees are good-
    Commercial: *WhAt'S uP dOc??*

  • @c0l387
    @c0l387 Před 3 lety +26

    If I was playing, I would always be giving bullet treats and stuff. Why play Blair Witch when you can play Train A Doggy Simulator!?

  • @satanic_aries
    @satanic_aries Před 4 lety +1399

    i think Bullet is also Ellis' emotional support dog, I think that's why he can't be separated from him for too long. Just a theory, because a lot of people who have an ESA, will freak out if they aren't near their animal in some way

    • @Howtobejeff101
      @Howtobejeff101 Před 3 lety +9

      i have a question, what does ESA stand for?

    • @artsy1447
      @artsy1447 Před 3 lety +49

      @@Howtobejeff101 emotional support animal probably

    • @quinn4076
      @quinn4076 Před 2 lety +68

      He’s a psychiatric service dog for a soldier with PTSD

    • @vineboom9372
      @vineboom9372 Před 2 lety +40

      technically any psychiatric service animal is also an emotional support animal. i think hes scared to lose Bullet and be alone in the dark creepy ass woods. not to mention his PTSD, one of his triggers could be being alone.

    • @bammity9875
      @bammity9875 Před 2 lety +20

      I agree, in the start we saw a pair of dog tags on the mirror, so he got back and got with Jess, they fell apart and he feel into a depressive spiral and was considering suicide, he worked for the sharif to pay bills and the sharif gave him a ESA because he saw Ellis falling apart, and now Ellis loves Bullet because he saved Ellis’s life.

  • @bekahbabie
    @bekahbabie Před 4 lety +596

    *literally everyone 0.5 seconds after discovering Bullet’s existence:* I would lay my life down for you.

    • @ScarlettWidow
      @ScarlettWidow Před 4 lety +4

      Rip them

    • @ferdinandfungus1143
      @ferdinandfungus1143 Před 4 lety +4

      Mark dose big bole of foreshadowing

    • @SirHanzVon
      @SirHanzVon Před 4 lety +3

      I played this game and reprimanded him for doing what I asked him to do

    • @bekahbabie
      @bekahbabie Před 4 lety +2

      Bass Drop Will you mONSTER!!! 🥺💔

    • @SirHanzVon
      @SirHanzVon Před 4 lety +3

      @@bekahbabie I'm kidding, I love bullet

  • @cjriker
    @cjriker Před 4 lety +28

    Mark: I guess I'll be back guys when I'm not stupid, so I might never actually come back.
    Me: Mood

  • @penelopeskaggs5563
    @penelopeskaggs5563 Před 3 lety +26

    The moment he started fawning over the dog i started laughing know what happens in this game.

  • @lvxstqr
    @lvxstqr Před 4 lety +1477

    Felix: *has sven*
    Jack: *has sam*
    Mark: *has bullet*
    I see a pattern here

    • @Doomslayer2517
      @Doomslayer2517 Před 4 lety +18

      well technically Bullet is Ellis' dog so..

    • @slynx_2935
      @slynx_2935 Před 4 lety +59

      @@Doomslayer2517 bullet is everyones dog >:

    • @kraken_05515
      @kraken_05515 Před 4 lety +79

      @@slynx_2935 comunist anthem plays in the distance*

    • @kaiserbeam5114
      @kaiserbeam5114 Před 4 lety +24

      @@kraken_05515 It's made out of borks*

    • @kraken_05515
      @kraken_05515 Před 4 lety +3

      @@kaiserbeam5114 dog is dog

  • @hunterthewrestler367
    @hunterthewrestler367 Před 4 lety +745

    Tutorial: “stay close to bullet he will growl to alert you in battles”
    Mark: *does the exact opposite*

    • @amanibob1416
      @amanibob1416 Před 4 lety +19

      It's Markiplier... He gunna goof his way to hell and back, whilst being commenting the fack that he's perfectly fine being smart enough to see it to completion even if the way he'll do it is "full-on derp-mode" instead of "calm and collected". At least with Until Dawn, we know there's a line he won't cross without do-over, but at the beginning and all the way 'till "ze sh!t hits ze fan(pun intended)?
      . That's often a cringefest with sprinklings of serious Mark outright saying: "I'mma just not Alt-del meself", before saving and oups suicide by "?". It's kinda why we're tagging along. Make it more of a drunken joyride 'stead of the horror experience we get whenever I/we/you play through the game(s) by our/your lonesome... Jest sayin' so don't mind the noise.
      Edit: *It's free real estate*

    • @ohshitarat4650
      @ohshitarat4650 Před 4 lety +2

      Amani Bob what

    • @amanibob1416
      @amanibob1416 Před 4 lety

      Jess Draws
      Was it too convoluted? I meant/mean that Markiplier will do something between *messing around* and *taking things seriously* until someone/something dies horribly, then he'll decide if he's going to replay that bit, saving someone/something, or just keep going with the silly antics. If you don't get that, watch his Until Dawn animation... Should be in insightful.

    • @josipbroztito397
      @josipbroztito397 Před 4 lety +2

      @@amanibob1416 youre trying so hard to sound smart and its so cringe. Might post this in r/imverysmart

  • @ThatneGuy
    @ThatneGuy Před 3 lety +52

    I watched Theradbrad’s play through of this, and I have never appreciated Mark’s ability to mask some of the horror in the games he plays until now lol.

  • @kailey_roo7497
    @kailey_roo7497 Před 3 lety +54

    I tried playing this but right when it got to the scary part I quit :’)

    • @DCMook
      @DCMook Před 2 lety

      What’s the scary part

    • @morningwood3942
      @morningwood3942 Před 2 lety

      @@DCMook when it shows your mother 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cinere46
    @cinere46 Před 4 lety +2182

    “How did we get here-“
    *faraway “top of the morning to you laddies, my name’s Jackseptice-“*

    • @poisontippedsword3457
      @poisontippedsword3457 Před 4 lety +66

      *”Do you have 90 minuets?”*

    • @boostioanamain2645
      @boostioanamain2645 Před 4 lety +49

      JACK IS THE BLAIR WITCH????!!!!!!!!

    • @Victoriasaurous
      @Victoriasaurous Před 4 lety +43

      Do you have 90 minutes to talk about Coke zero sugar same great coke taste but zero sugar now with the hint of added vinilla?

    • @yohumanfrisk
      @yohumanfrisk Před 4 lety +12

      @@Victoriasaurous This comment just made this video that much less scary... Thank you

    • @sho8958
      @sho8958 Před 4 lety +7

      Sit back, relax and put on some headphones as we take you through... The Top 10 Scariest Sounds You'll Ever Hear.

  • @lukavincent3438
    @lukavincent3438 Před 4 lety +727

    4:25-4:48
    mark: **on his rant about bullet**
    **chica in the backround**
    chica: *_am i a joke to you?_*

  • @zepnes237
    @zepnes237 Před 4 lety +22

    when he firsts saw the monster i almost craped my pants

  • @raygant6731
    @raygant6731 Před 2 lety +5

    As comforting Bullet is hes also a source of anxiety for me with him running off and being out of immediate view, it stresses me out when he runs off into possible danger

  • @K1ng_Kn1ght
    @K1ng_Kn1ght Před 4 lety +1385

    Markiplier: “WHAT IS THIS LOGIC OF- You know what, actually I’m a badass.”

    • @thatluckysnxiper7840
      @thatluckysnxiper7840 Před 4 lety +14

      That sounds great .. to put on his tombstone

    • @littleleah335
      @littleleah335 Před 4 lety +3

      Jesse Cannella that killed me lol

    • @arikova2186
      @arikova2186 Před 4 lety +4

      I was literally just watching that scene while reading this. Lol

    • @dayhannarac9083
      @dayhannarac9083 Před 4 lety +4

      Jesse Cannella u look like a mix of markiplier and jacksepticeye

    • @K1ng_Kn1ght
      @K1ng_Kn1ght Před 4 lety +2

      DeeDeRpz C hahaha I wish

  • @goldexperiencerequiem776
    @goldexperiencerequiem776 Před 4 lety +3323

    Game: "Bullet will bark and growl in the direction of enemies"
    Mark: "Shut up bullet!"
    Also Mark: "WHY IS THIS SO HARD!?"

  • @pennidime6136
    @pennidime6136 Před 4 lety +21

    Me :*Sees a lovable dog companion*
    Also Me: "This dog is gonna die."

  • @avalonbabyj
    @avalonbabyj Před 4 lety +16

    31:46 when he paused and looked around is the exact moment my dog started barking at something 😳

  • @blue_kit_red
    @blue_kit_red Před 4 lety +609

    *When you have a pet in any game*
    Mark: I get a poochie companion?!?! 10/10, love it.
    Me: *Constantly worries about if and when the animal is going to die*

    • @Pbmarron
      @Pbmarron Před 4 lety +5

      If Bullet dies, I will quit life to live in a cave forever.

    • @agentj2012
      @agentj2012 Před 4 lety +5

      Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts it’s got 4 endings; 2 main endings both with 2 variations depending on the relationship with bullet.

    • @paniojanlouisea.5453
      @paniojanlouisea.5453 Před 4 lety

      Very true

  • @ssscorpion1
    @ssscorpion1 Před 4 lety +787

    Mark: *Is warned that when bullet growls that mean's there's enemies near by*
    Bullet: *growls*
    Mark: "Yeah I don't know what that is... what? what is it bullet?"
    Mark: *is attacked*
    Mark: WHA-WHOA- HOLY SHIT- WHOA

  • @sw33t21
    @sw33t21 Před 3 lety +8

    Game: they will leave you alone but light angers them
    Mark: immediately shines flashlight at it

  • @ILikeBleachItsTrue
    @ILikeBleachItsTrue Před rokem +6

    "I need you Bullet. I can't be alone out here." Doesn't put dog on leash when even the best trained dogs would be tempted to chase woodland creatures if they run away close by not even to mention paranormal sh*t. Genius

  • @rei4270
    @rei4270 Před 4 lety +633

    Mark in the vid:
    10% of the time: ScARy GaMe
    90% of the time: I ONLY MET BULLET FOR FIVE SECONDS BUT IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO HIM I WILL PUNCH EVERYONE AT THE STUDIO WHO MADE IT HAPPEN

    • @riekohaduki1106
      @riekohaduki1106 Před 4 lety

      Rei G Shinobu 😪💜💜

    • @Slay96866
      @Slay96866 Před 4 lety +2

      I’ve only known him for five seconds but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in the room and then myself

  • @King_Dan_Man
    @King_Dan_Man Před 4 lety +5641

    Mark the game has multiple endings....
    Hope you see this comment man

    • @cowabummer5687
      @cowabummer5687 Před 4 lety +188

      KingDanMan this is all prerecorded so it won’t matter even if he does. He’s still in Korea right now

    • @scarla3695
      @scarla3695 Před 4 lety +32

      @@cowabummer5687 He's still in korea rn? When will he come back?

    • @cowabummer5687
      @cowabummer5687 Před 4 lety +63

      Hikariyuki Tsubasa he’ll be back at the end of the month I think? It’s in his most recent sour patch kids video

    • @scarla3695
      @scarla3695 Před 4 lety +5

      @@cowabummer5687 ooohhh thanks

    • @Vugen18
      @Vugen18 Před 4 lety +24

      and its REALLY ez to get the bad one i heard

  • @jaedonklb603
    @jaedonklb603 Před 3 lety +7

    Mark managed to guess the 1 in 256 combinations for the lock within only a few attempts.

  • @aceottelo
    @aceottelo Před 3 lety +13

    that guy literally voices every character in every videogame wtf

  • @ExplodingJellyfish
    @ExplodingJellyfish Před 4 lety +504

    Bullet: **barks and directs toward scent and/or danger**
    Markiplier: I don't understand whats happening **makes the dog ignore it and continues off in another direction**
    AT LEAST INVESTIGATE A LITTLE

  • @hollyestelle2071
    @hollyestelle2071 Před 4 lety +378

    Mark : threatens to punch the entire Bloober team if anything happens to Bullet...
    Bloober Team : *viscous sweating*

  • @bloomingdemise
    @bloomingdemise Před 10 měsíci +2

    "Don't shine light on them, it hurts them and they will hunt you down"
    Mark: *points flashlight right at the thing*

  • @kalaseid3592
    @kalaseid3592 Před 2 lety +5

    I love that Mark's first thought was the character kidnapped kids not that he might of had a kid lol.

  • @paulypoobrain2929
    @paulypoobrain2929 Před 4 lety +347

    When you didn’t give Bullet a treat when he brought you the bottle
    “Bullet will remember that”

  • @futurepastnull11
    @futurepastnull11 Před 4 lety +596

    Mark didnt feed Bullet a doggy treat.
    My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

    • @ally9637
      @ally9637 Před 4 lety +23

      But this is Mark...
      He keeps overlooking and forgetting things, anyway XD
      At least let's hope he kept a good relationship with Jess because 8-bit Ryan kinda failed it so far X'D

    • @juspraim5891
      @juspraim5891 Před 4 lety

      Turbrex
      Stop? Stop what?

    • @robertwalsh1401
      @robertwalsh1401 Před 4 lety +2

      you could say bullet is....
      running on empty....

    • @futurepastnull11
      @futurepastnull11 Před 4 lety

      @@robertwalsh1401 I appreciated that

  • @warrickgirl37
    @warrickgirl37 Před rokem +2

    30 seconds into the game and Mark turned into Rosa from Brooklyn Nine Nine.
    "I've only known Bullet for a minute but if anything happens to him I will kill everyone in the room and then myself."

  • @lauren2028
    @lauren2028 Před rokem +3

    The thing about the kid in the corner in comes from the beginning of the movie, where the main characters interviewed someone and were told about a man who killed kids, and made one stand in the corner while he killed the other. It’s a neat little tidbit of info

  • @bethanykaylor6605
    @bethanykaylor6605 Před 4 lety +986

    28:00 I would like to draw everyone's attention to the depth of this game's sound design; this bark is different than earlier ones, clearly more aggressive. I appreciate that they added that little detail

    • @Sashige
      @Sashige Před 4 lety +41

      A dog bark that is agressive sounds like their growl but in loud short bursts this game did amazingly well and hardly any glitches too its impressive

    • @garretbuschkamp6022
      @garretbuschkamp6022 Před 4 lety +10

      And did you see in the cave place where bullet found the hat bullet’s eyes were golden looking, almost like he was possessed?

  • @Hopscotchpro11
    @Hopscotchpro11 Před 4 lety +1317

    not to he dramatic or anything but id *die* for bullet

    • @randomisaac5959
      @randomisaac5959 Před 4 lety +42

      I bet at the end of the game Markiplier will have died Multiple times making sure Bullet is following him

    • @hoarhoar6345
      @hoarhoar6345 Před 4 lety +15

      This guy understands me

    • @quarterlands
      @quarterlands Před 4 lety +37

      Mark: I've only had bullet for a few minutes but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this forest and then myself

    • @xx_flooziebeastkiller_xxia3743
      @xx_flooziebeastkiller_xxia3743 Před 4 lety +9

      No. You'd die because of bullet. Eh? Eh?! Get it?!

    • @samikaislasalo3947
      @samikaislasalo3947 Před 4 lety +16

      Take A bullet for bullet

  • @matthewlaird3692
    @matthewlaird3692 Před 3 lety +2

    bullet vs markiplier.
    bullet uses jiggle wiggle
    ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE

  • @accountisnotdeleted1063
    @accountisnotdeleted1063 Před 3 lety +22

    “9-year old Peter Shannon has went missing”
    Me, not knowing there was a lost member of the fam: o_0

  • @missyhero8329
    @missyhero8329 Před 4 lety +714

    Mark be careful!! There is three endings. The good ending, the bad ending, and the secret ending. Its very VERY easy to get the bad ending.

    • @DarthThel
      @DarthThel Před 4 lety +61

      He's already got the bad ending.

    • @stefan-simionsamfirescu6122
      @stefan-simionsamfirescu6122 Před 4 lety +4

      @@DarthThel why though?

    • @missyhero8329
      @missyhero8329 Před 4 lety +16

      @@DarthThel oh yeah you are right!!! I forgot the beginning statue!!!!

    • @degenerategaming6535
      @degenerategaming6535 Před 4 lety +107

      Don't worry, we all know that if something happens to bullet, he'll start the game over. We know that from his Until Dawn and Man of Medan series

    • @kagari1426
      @kagari1426 Před 4 lety +17

      It isn't worth replaying to get the other endings, endless loop simulator is boring

  • @JonJoLen
    @JonJoLen Před 4 lety +364

    Game: bullet’s growling is alerting you to enemies in there dark
    Bullet: *barks*
    Mark: *ignores*

    • @adechrysantigofar
      @adechrysantigofar Před 4 lety +9

      I didn't even start the video yet and I was already reading comments I was just confused, how the fuck does a bullet bark and then I saw the vid

    • @shoshitaketakeyani3275
      @shoshitaketakeyani3275 Před 4 lety +2

      Bullet barks so often I would probably ignore it too. Growling is a different story

  • @thelilabides
    @thelilabides Před rokem +4

    The fact that Mark pretty much guessed the entire plot twist of the game not even three minutes into the game is so on brand

  • @gameauragamer8103
    @gameauragamer8103 Před 3 lety +6

    I saw the dog and immediately went, “WHY WOULD YOU BRING YOUR DOG?!” then I remembered scent tracking. Then I remembered emotional attachment. “Oh... oH... OH! THIS DOG BETTER NOT DIE”

  • @helloworld1040
    @helloworld1040 Před 4 lety +302

    Mark: '*B-bullet.. yOu CaRe AbOuT tHe EnViRoNmEnT..* '

  • @thebismuthman8391
    @thebismuthman8391 Před 4 lety +726

    Nobody cares about the main guy. Its all about bullet

    • @hoff4301
      @hoff4301 Před 4 lety +3

      Respect the puppers

    • @crispybanana2328
      @crispybanana2328 Před 4 lety +2

      Bullet should be the main guy

    • @dextermorgan4337
      @dextermorgan4337 Před 4 lety

      Bullet will more then likely eat a bullet before the end

    • @HerzyDoodle
      @HerzyDoodle Před 4 lety +5

      TheFierceGamer Literally in games or movies, I could care less if my character survives just don’t kill the dog.

    • @belled395
      @belled395 Před 4 lety

      @@dextermorgan4337 YOu diD NOt!!!!

  • @appleuwumer
    @appleuwumer Před 3 lety +6

    As someone who grew up with a german shepherd, this brought tears to my eyes. I miss her everyday
    Oof, As soon as i heard helicopter noises when Ellis was about to pass out, I knew it was PTSD. That's so sad
    Holy shit so many Blair Witch movie shit ahhh

  • @mikewalker9772
    @mikewalker9772 Před 3 lety +4

    The story behind Blair Witch is mostly explained in the game but if your in hers woods during night you become stuck and weird things happen to you and you basically go “missing” for everyone but your surroundings stay the same but change. I’m never going in the woods again

  • @garbage1246
    @garbage1246 Před 4 lety +466

    Bullet: *shakes*
    mark: i would die for u

  • @thesehandz8881
    @thesehandz8881 Před 4 lety +1227

    How long you guess he was playing snake before he was like " i should get back to the real game"?

    • @Vivian_Wong
      @Vivian_Wong Před 4 lety +10

      James Flowers 3 hours! Jk jk

    • @AndresCofreD
      @AndresCofreD Před 4 lety +5

      When he reach 1000 points (I reach 990 (real snake ))

    • @torih2619
      @torih2619 Před 4 lety +30

      Well...around the 25 minute mark he said he had been playing this overall game for 2 hours...so I’ll say he spent about an hour and a half on Snake lol

    • @Sovereighn2280
      @Sovereighn2280 Před 4 lety +9

      @@torih2619 I believe he meant that weird "Technical Difficulties" thing took 2 hours to resolve.

    • @cainspencer6862
      @cainspencer6862 Před 4 lety +4

      A very, very, very long time. I'd waste my time on it too.

  • @thatxboxguy5553
    @thatxboxguy5553 Před 3 lety +2

    Mark: if there’s only 4 and 4 like that.....
    ME, wait theirs 256 possibilities

  • @Otterpoptheotter
    @Otterpoptheotter Před 2 lety +5

    Game: *names the dog bullet*
    Mark: *gets attached immediately*
    Me: DO NOT GET ATTACHED TO THAT DOG