This house will get you wet
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I lived near this house growing up in Saint Cloud Minnesota. Don was a anesthesiologist/body builder and he claimed the Poseidon statue was modeled after his own body. The trident was actually stolen once and it cost him several thousand to replace it. Sadly he actually died of a drug overdose in Thailand several years ago.
What the fuck
@@thenoelmiller rip don
@@thenoelmiller wtf
He was probably on a sexcation too, which if true is quite a fitting end
I didn't know he passed away! I used to drive past that house all time! Was it ever sold or is it still for sale?
Why'd he say "if you get pass poseidon" like theres a boss fight before entering
I noticed that as well
now THAT would sell me
I was surprised Noel didn’t say anything about it. Like IF I get past Poseidon it’s not a guarantee. Poseidon judges your character and decides if you’re worthy of seeing the Godsmack logo on the floor.
God of war 3 house
@hammie even your fight or flight response
This guy describes his house like he is a Dungeon Master for your DnD campaign
hey nice to see you around CZcams outside of the wow bubble :)
I know!
That's so accurate
Yoooo it’s youuuu, the best wow you tuber .
id be down for that campaign
As an ex-Wiccan with a tattoo of a moon on her left shoulder, I've never felt perfectly roasted before.
Profile pic change or its a lie
@SATAN bet 🖤
The pfp just adds to it, this is perfect
@@julesmccarrell4318 i lose you win a golden fiddle
@@julesmccarrell4318 I'm just surprised that for once someone on the internet wasn't lying
dude decorated his shit like a house in animal crossing
This man got an Aztec temple from Gulliver and threw that shit right next to his bench press.
STOPPP HAHAHAH
this made me snort my house has crazy themes like this
I thought I was so quirky on AC wild world with my “tHeMeD” rooms-
“Now if you come down here you’ll find God Smacks drummer taxidermied in the corner”
💀💀💀
Lmfaoooooo 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
😂😂😂😂
Along with someone's grandparents
xddddd
House: is based on the GREEK god Poseidon
First room: door has the eye of Ra, you know, from egypt.
To be fair, there was significant cultural exchange between the Greeks and Egyptians. The ancient Greek personification of Libya was an Egyptian princess who boned Poseidon
syncretism
And Aztec downstairs 😂😂😂😂
@@Jokaanan true but still it makes no sense if your gonna call it a Poseidons palace, coming from an Egyptian here
You can't get wet without being dry first
you know mans got divorced and was like “FINALLY i can decorate my house MY way”
I unfortunately know someone who’s wife passed away and not even a year later his house looks like a porn/rock concert museum… oh and let’s not forget that one room that has a space theme🙃
Don't forget, he got input from his 10 other lovers, they made blueprints on the cave bed, and some weird smell too.
How does this house look incredibly expensive and cheap at the same time
thats real estate baby!
Like Dolly Parton said “it’s expensive to look this cheap”
LEDs. maple. more maple. no taste.
it’s called having no taste
It's also in st.cloud, it makes perfect sense
"this house will truly simulate all of your senses" this shit 5 gum now??
@ur awesome NOOO shdy linkl!!!
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@@audunms4780 what was it jus curious
I literally read this as he said it💀
Why did I read this comment as he said it…
This dude lives inside an exotic reptile enclosure.
I read this as erotic reptile enclosure and it made just as much sense
@@user-id4te6ut3e lmaooo
How the hell did he get the idea of a house inspired by GREEK mythology, while having EGYPTIAN decorative elements in MEXICO? Am I missing something?
The gargoyles
Drugs. You’re missing drugs!
a whole lotta drugs
drugs... apparently sadly he od years ago in Taiwan
This shit looks like a rainforest cafe for recovering addicts.
STFU that made me laugh too hard bro chill
ain’t no one recovering in the godsmack temple 😭😭😭
I SPAT OUT MY DRINK
oh my god the fact that the guy died from overdose is just--
this man really went through the entrance of a theme park ride and was like: "i want to live here" lmao
Arrives at Theme Park.
“This is almost perfect…it just needs to constantly remind me of the band Godsmack”.
😂😂😂😂😂Fool goes to universal studios ONE time and is like “yup this is it “
rainforest cafe water ride
"When its time to cleanup"
That was 100% an orgy house
I grew up in St. Cloud, the owner was a anesthesiologist at the hospital. He actually put me out for surgery once, he was a nice guy just very out there. RIP Don :/
anaesthesiologists have a reputation for being out there. so in a way, he was a totally normal guy
My moms coworker while she worked at the St. Cloud hospital went on a date with him, apparently when she saw his house she left immediately.
Anesthesiologists tend to be like that lol, theyre cool dudes
Nothing screams “Poseidon” like Central American motifs and heated floors
And G O D S M A C K
“This house will truly stimulate all of your senses” yeah my fight or flight senses
I’m worried about what part will stimulate my sense of smell
My mind went immediately to remember the 5 gum add
@@cameronrobertson9518 the smell of the dead body trapped inside the statue
Noice
Can't help but feel that Noel knows too much about group sex.
You know…. you’re right
this man praises himself throughout the video for his "original designs", don't get me wrong everything is ugly but when we get to smth more normal like office or bedroom he chose to buy the ugliest blandest furniture in the worst color I've ever seen. his eye for ugly is a talent
Alternative Name: The Godsmack 0rgy house
I hate it AND I love it 😂
My gawd lmao
Did you put a 0 in stead of an O
W name
@@lukus1013 Yeah I did because it would delete my comment if I didn’t.
the “caribbean room” looks JUST like a hollister 😭
czcams.com/video/HXHDjoaPp3Q/video.html .
omg truuuue
That's a animal crossing room 😭
@@beatricepavesi2406 LMAO
@@Chkprofilename b
Noel clearly doesn’t know about minnesota because there are definitely girls out here posting pics of their feet in the muck of mississippi thinking it’s a flex
This feels like that one episode of the office where everyone goes to Robert California's house and Gabe and Ryan end up staying late with Robert and they're sweating dancing at like 2 in the morning
"The shower is big enough for 4 people"
Noel: 👁👄👁 I told you
That’s the most Mid western and Floridian house mixed together it’s confusing
It looked like Lisa Frank had some teen angst.
It’s like a Wisconsin Dells attraction
@@evilwizardboy09 bro exactly the whole time I was like wait are we in the kalahari or the wilderness, shit even the laser tag arena
Saint Cloud is 100% the Florida of Minnesota
@@zooh8017 OMG IT IS 😭😭
Eating at the Mall of America's Rainforest Cafe was a life altering experience for this dude.
This house is like living in a rainforest cafe, but only for 40 year old dads who miss the 90's edge fest days.
"If you get past Poseidon.." IF??? wtf Is he gonna come alive and fight me??
This house is essentially a themed black light mini golf course.
lmaooooo
I’m gonna sleep on a round bed alone just to prove Noel wrong. This proves no point, it’s just for self fulfillment. Don’t ask questions.
All Minnesotans when he said the location of the home: "Of course it's in Saint Cloud."
I've seen a bunch of these comments I'm from Georgia so I want someone to please elaborate lol
literally 💀💀💀
"If you get past Poseidon and his watchful eye, you will feel the life of the house as you approach. Two hand-cut flamed pillars flank the walkway to the front entryway."
My man, WHAT. Why does this read like an RPG location card?
He acts as if Poseidon would attack you if he doesn't like your vibe
he’s definitely a divorced dad with way too much money
Divorced dad that’s tries to date the young girls at hooters
I can only aspire to be as cool at that age.
Take a shot every time Don says, "Zihuatanejo, Mexico"
you’re joking…the amount of times i’ve driven by this house on the way to walmart and then noel makes a video about it
the property history for this house is fucking hilarious. it was listed for 1.2 million in may 2017 and no one was buying, so the listing price just kept dropping until it finally sold for $495,700 in september 2020. goddamn.
As someone who lives in St. Cloud, nobody wants to pay 1.2 million to live here
I don't remember ever saying "No" so many times in a row. Good job. This is the most awful thematic sex motel I've ever seen. Guaranteed its 100% coated in fluids.
“If I had a black light, this place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting..”
This dude wanted a beach house but he really loves Culver’s so he stayed in the Midwest
I am not American but this seems like a frat guys wet dream
kids who were obsessed with percy jackson grow up to be this guy
Percy Jackson was pretty good but this dudes house is wack
There’s probably a god Rick Riordan wrote that’s like this man
take that back💔
We do not claim him
not true 🙄!
The NPC narrator sounds like he was forced to make the voiceover against his will
Hey
This is just the flintstones house if they were swingers
dude sounds like hes scripted the wording like hes giving a powerpoint in highschool
This guy actually lives in a laser tag arena
The fact that Noel doesn’t know about taxidermy fish shows he’s never been to the Midwest
lmaoooo i'm from MN and ur so right
Right, not even phased like of course, gotta have that.
@@percibaltwinkus how many large mouth bass you got in the cabin LMFAO
Or South Carolina
@@TheAudreypixel or florida
“slipknot reunion” when theyre still together
I was thinking the same thing also #RIPJOEYJORDISON
Its like the pimp my ride guys started doing house renovations. The gargoyles are really off theme but dude really wanted them.
that was the whitest execution of mexico and the caribbean that i have ever seen, what the hell
The term “execution” gives this too much credit lmao
@@xoshanland execution because he proper murdered it
@@Alice01230123 You make a solid point
the sheer lack of interior design is astonishing but it’s also not
it looks like a sims house, someone used the cheat code and just started putting things in places
God this whole house is pretty rank looking, but hot damn nothing ever turned me off like that office.
They don’t actually taxidermy most fish! They take reference photos of the fish someone caught and paint a replica model of the same size. Most fish skin can’t be tanned so taxidermy isn’t possible. (Some fish like bass are exceptions however)
Yeah man...that fish looks plastic
Alexa, how do you know all this?
@@dausthrowaway4349 I do taxidermy and bone cleaning! I was curious if fish could be taxidermied but most cant. Like I said, bass and some others are exceptions but even then, it’s much more difficult than normal taxidermy.
I love this comment section
Yo you can’t talk about your “maple cabinetry” when it’s next to the Godsmack logo
Keep Away from (my maple cabinetry)
I died! I thought he was going to say the sun was a replica of an ancient symbol or something!! When he said Godsmack!! Hahahahaha 😆
this guy sounds like he's narrating the beginning of a wes anderson film
holy shit i used to drive by this place every day!! people would always make bets on what color the lights on the mermaid would be that night
This is definitely the house of someone who wishes they could afford a beach house.
and with the amount of money he put into this fucking thing, he probably could have moved to the coast and bought a beach house.
@@smelfungus For real he’s so lost in life
@@samueldickson969 well apparently hes dead so yeah id say so :|
Of all the places this house could have been built, he chose the midwest. You couldn't be further from an ocean lol
@@samueldickson969 mans dead 💀
*adds palm tree to regular bedroom* ah, yes, a caribbean bedroom
This ain't Poseidon's house this is Dionysus's house
Oh no…I literally have a crescent moon on the back of my arm, above the elbow, and a sun that looks pretty close to that logo on the other arm. Except I got it from Tangled. And I’m into witchcraft. I’m a fucking stereotype
@Frigo Pie okay geez
Dude sounds EXACTLY like the one who made sucking machine that "makes you feel like another human is in the room with you". Voice, tone, EVERYTHING, and it's killing me!
*SOFT TEETH*
@@TheSimplyCooking nah, SEMI-HARD!
@@TheSimplyCooking REALISTIC HAIR THAT YOU CAN WASH
Oh my God ITS HIM that's my theory this man is a sex addict
He liked rainforest cafe so much he built his own
I mean who DOESN’T have a winged muscular beast fountain outside their house?
Me! I don't have it outside my house! I have it in my house. In my bedroom. Right next to my bed.
I grew up in clear lake Minnesota and there is dead ass another house identical to this near the lake with an identical statue (plus lion statues at each side of the front door) its only about half an hour from Saint cloud so he might have made multiple houses, absolutely insane
"You could turn that into a motorcycle" please don't give taxidermists more bad ideas.
Waiting for someone to send a link to an image or video of one
Imagine: you’re high outta your mind on Poseidon’s favorite herb, you get invited to a party in the hills of Minnesota. You go, obviously, because someone said they have a sea-cave sex dungeon and you cannot resist. When in Rome, right? Youve never been to Minnesota, maybe this is normal. Maybe everyone has a mock jungle in their basement.
But you get there and it’s just some 40yr old dudes sharing a bong and watching old Godsmack concert reruns.
as a person who lives in st.cloud, everyone is 100% like this xx
You paint a story 🤣
I used to live right by this house. It's legit about 2 blocks from a walmart and maybe 3 from a burger king. There isn't anything around it that could even be considered "the hills" lmao.
@@GrimSundae maybe that one sledding hill in sartell LMFAO
@@GrimSundae oh I believe you I just wrote that for dramatic effect lol.
Extremely embarrassed that I instantly recognized the “group sex” song as Trip Like I Do by Crystal Method
this is just the adult version of the extreme makeover home edition kids rooms
Yoooo I was born and raised near St. Cloud and I remember being obsessed with this house as a kid. If I remember correctly, a few years back somebody stole Poseidon’s pitchfork thing.
yeah, it was missing for like 2 years until they replaced it
Did u not catch when he said "when it's time to clean up" when he was talking bout the bathroom
No one is talking about it and i don’t understand why. Ahaha’
Little did you know that “temple” in the workout room is really just a custom stair master.
Hey Noel, you can’t texedermy a fish, you just tell a company how long the fish was and they make a model
As a Jamaican, I’m offended by the Caribbean room😂
the pronunciation too, i'm weak
Dude put a palm tree and some branches in it and called it Caribbean lmao. Sir, please.
The "caribbean" room was my loudest NOOO
As a Lucian, i concur 🇱🇨🙈 he tried it
🇯🇲
Who else died laughing after the guy said SHOWER CAN FIT UP TO FOUR PEOPLE xD
Honestly, I died laughing at "Godsmack logo" so getting me to die laughing after that was pretty easy.
"Oh, no I'm not listing this to move out. I'm listing it to get more people to move in."
He said the house would stimulate all my senses but what would this house SMELL like. What yankee candle would this dude light in this house or would it just smell like taxidermy fish and sex?
This dude lives in a Resident Evil mansion and he's the villain lmao
As someone from Mississippi, I can safely say that we are too fucking scared of the river to post feet pics with it.
Why’s that? Animals or current???
Also from Mississippi. We know damn well to not let our guard down by any body of water! A few years back I almost went swimming with some college friends. We pull up to the lake and a huge gator is just chilling in the water.
The current is pretty strong. Also, there's a LOT of toxic waste from the industrial plants along the banks. Really sad.
As someone from NOLA, the Mississippi is also hella dirty
@@TheCreamCheeseArmye also from NOLA and can confirm that entering that sludge water has never crossed the mind of any locals, at least that I know of
This man took 2 vacations 30 years ago and decided to build his life around it
The only thing this house has to do with Poseidon is the giant statue. It looks like a shity rain forest cafe.
This is the house they show cops as an example for where a murder would take place.
"because remember, this is poseidons place" no I legitimately forgot once we passed the mosh pit and then entered the temple
"If you're driving alone to this you're definitely bricked up" 🤭 stop
Always drove past this house growing up so its hilarious that you are making a video on it.
“IF you make it past Poseidon”
-Florida/Midwestern man
This has to be the most depressing house I've ever seen, even as a kid I would've hate it
no
the way he needs to squeeze the fact that that bathroom fits into 4 people after explaining that bedroom is just peak comedy
gives me last minute decorations for a motel vibes
This house feels like a Rainforest Cafe
This man built his dream house and now he's selling. I could feel the sadness in his voice. One way or another he over-extended his finances.
This is becoming one of my favourite videos from Noel. The eye movements, the group sex sounds, him losing it over all the Godsmack stuff... it’s so good.
I love how Rammstein is playing on the projector, bc I’ve always thought Lindemann looks like an older Cody in the Du Hast music video-
Noel’s titles get susser and susser by the day
we love it tho😈
Sussier*
@@olivernicholas8568 Sussier Baka
"its a replica of the logo from the rock band Godsmack"
Poseidon would be proud
Being from Minnesota, this is one of the many reasons why everyone here hates Saint Cloud.
everyone loves St. Cloud are you kidding lmao
I've seen this comment so many times but I'm from Georgia and I really want someone to elaborate so I have something to compare it to lol
@@LivingDeadLette666 St. Cloud is the Ohio of Minnesota
Heyo, Minnesota native here. St. Cloud isn't a metro area and still has the most murders per capita in the state. I always thought they were just insane there but maybe they're just completing the quest for Poseidon's wet salty chalice.
is that why Minnesota ppl are saying only In St Cloud? I don't get it because I'm from Atlanta but I'm soooo super curious to know more because this was so halarious to me. I love true crime tho now I'm so confused how it can have so many damn murders! I need more information
As a kid I remember driving by this house… the interior did not live up to what I thought it would be as a kid
it surpassed it
✨✨👁👄👁✨✨
This has the energy of a Vegas Villa with a shitty gym included
The Rammus “okay” in the intro😂
I like how he’s reading monotone off a card to remember his name and the details house he built