Got BUTT HAIR? Grooming Options (Cheeks and Crack)
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- čas přidán 14. 08. 2013
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In this video professional male image consultant, grooming expert, Aaron Marino of www.iamalpham.com talks about butt hair! How to manage your butt hair is something guys have questions about, but no one is talking about. Well Alpha M. is answering the hard hitting questions like butt hair, man musk... you know the important stuff:) Learn how to manage and grooming your ass, it's simple, easy and not that hard to do. - Jak na to + styl
And this is when I clear my history..
elijah Hochstetler bro u got me loughin crazy
elijah Hochstetler lol
elijah Hochstetler I was thinking the same then I saw your comment
elijah Hochstetler haha dont tell me twice
whaaaat historrry????
he always choses the subjects no one else would talk about 😂😂
That's why his channel is number one grooming channel on CZcams
is your profile picture Jay-Z's lips?
why you got my lips as your picture?
cover the nose and chin it looks like a camel toe
lol
*"A man whom cleans his house is expecting visitors"*
Never knew what that meant until now...
Jesus Christ ok no really just no
Why is god telling me this
Didn't u create it
Prelk. I understood that😉👍
You are right too
What's disturbing is that this was posted on a butt hair video
I genuinely don’t know how my shit hits the water I have so much hair it’s like I’ve created a hammock.
This is the best thing i have ever seen in my life
Same vro
Lmfao
XD
I was laughing so hard I could barely click the thumbs up...LOL
I just shaved my butt
with my brother's razor.
I'm dead.
+Bee Rizzle Fucking hell LOL
LMFAOOOOOOOO
LMFAOOOOOO
I'll pray for u
When I shave my butt hair my farts sound like clapping
LOL
Im dead. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
hahahahahahahaha
Wow... xDDD
it's impossible to fart quiet without but hair
The comments here are legendary. Anti Dingle berry movement is real....
Hahahahaha
I hate hair and would join the anti dingleberry org if there was one.
Hell.... I'd run for fucking president.!!
I'm an Indian and I have a tropical forest down there.
Darshan Gowda word! Same here!
Hahaha good one
ohh. i thought more like a grassland
Once I lost a blade in my pubes searching for it to this day
@@dv9239 lmao
I actually thought about searching about this topic this morning, but CZcams prevailed and recommended it for me.
+Aaron Kaminski LMAO
+Aaron Kaminski Same Boat why the hell CZcams always fuck it.
I just got tired of being recommend it and this not my typa shit like wtf
+Aaron Kaminski Google knows!
+Aaron Kaminski CZcams can read your thoughts.
I just squat down and start ripping the hair out with my fingers a few at a time. Hurts at first but you get desensitized and immune to the pain afterwards.
Oh my God....
What the actual fuck
YIKES!!!!
😂😂Same
We're all here saying wtf while he's out there in the world with a smooth ass.
I love how you talk about anything to help us out. Appreciate it bro.
they should show this in health class
DJ Slimah agreed
LMAO THESE FUCKING COMMENTS I CAN READ THIS SHIT ALL DAY 😂😂😂
I use Nair but I’m a girl and I want silky smooth. Not for everyone but it works for me. My boyfriend looked as though his mother mated with Sasquatch and he wanted to do something about it. I got him a razor with a low guard. Just go in the direction of the hair and you’re good to go. Basically the 5 o’clock shadow look for his whole body, which suits us. Works for anywhere (I do mean anywhere) you have hair you want to groom. Benefit of trimming is no itchiness or ingrowns and still looks masculine.
God I’m laughing so hard with some of the comments
I USE SHAVE CREAM ON MINE AND BLADE
EXTRA CLEAN AHOLE TO ATTRACT THE LADIES
I can't ask my mom for money cuz she always ask for what. I'm not gonna be like.. it's for my ass hair
tell her your pet monkey has been eating all your chocolate starfish and has become overgrown so you have to get some treatment to cut him back..........when she asks what your pet monkey looks like - tell her its a mans thing LOL...........but under NO circumstances let her see your chocolate starfish LOLOLOL
Maybe she'll learn not to ask after that
luckycharms8282 Exactly what i was thinking. Ask a few things like this and she will just give you the money no questions asked :P
Shouldn't you be too young to have butt hair if you have to ask your mum for money and explain why?
Gradiator haha nope, same boat!
I like to braid it and then give it an almighty yank.
If only.
Funniest comment I've read in so long lmfao thanks for the laugh
Physically made me belly laugh... Thanks...
Sounds like a lovely pass time.
Ned Crapple LOL
Absolutely loved the transparency and the video Alpha. A fan since 4 years and proud.
Out of all the videos of yours I’ve watch, I’ve never laughed so hard 😂
I'm like really drunk and have no idea how I got here. I was watching cat videos an hour ago...
You copied and pasted this comment. You aren't even old enough to drink 😂
Wary97 u got me, I'm actually only 1month old and spend all of my time copying and pasting CZcams comments! Now I'll copy and paste yours!!
my mom just walked in while i was watching this video......
Damn Ginaaa…😂
*watching this video*
*mom enters*
*switches to porn*
Fuck
EmperoroftheArctic did she shave your ass for you?
Alpha I'm 23 and shave everything below my neck with a razor... Legs arms, chest... Even butt crack and cheeks. I've learned over the years through trial and error that using body lotion immediately after keeps my skin from bumping up. The amount of acrobatics in the shower to get everything smooth everyday is complex but for me it works and I prefer complete smoothness from shoulders to feet.
youre 27 now?
@@palestinalibre7 lol 😆😆😆
Somehow trying to learn English I ended watching this videos and laughing sooo hard... you sir earned my subscription.
Proof that you can find info on anything on the Internet
It's 3am. I am female. Why am I here
maybe you like guys butts lol and alpha m isn't a bad looking guy
Curiosity
I love your comment!
Funny thing, it's almost 3pm & I'M here!
Can't believe these assholes (😜😂😜
these assholes callin you a hoe just cuz you're on here!
Y'all are just RUDE!
Ikr you should be in the kitchen
I actually found using Nair hair removal cream to be the easiest, safest, most effective way. only downsides are that the smell is very pungent, and it takes almost an entire bottle to do one area
Just don't leave it on too long....I've heard.... but I agree, it's a pretty good method.
Magic Shave Cream is better.
8 years later, still helping men everywhere. ✊ freakin love you dude
I have more butt hair then pubic hair
I'm the opposite
Ben M me to sadly
same. It's like all the hair on my body is concentrated on my butt. It's horrible.
bulldog521521 me too
i havnt sat on a cold toilet seat in forever
Alpha M for president
Samuel Terrence Right? He the only man that shows us hw to shave butt hair
Make men great again
Everyone is talking about how you’re “gay” if you shave/remove your butt hair, i just don’t like feeling dirty because no matter how much you wipe, you never “feel” clean. it’s like rubbing chocolate pudding into a shag carpet 😂
My fave comment of the century 🤣
Use water
That is why every man should use baby wipes after regular wiping! I have for years and it makes a huge difference. Stops all the crap that can happen in a hot moist ass with poo particles promoting bacteria. Give it a try!
Not if you use a bidet
Absolutely hilarious yet realistic
i was trimming my pubes with a hair trimmer, and i cut my right testicle with it. the pain was real.
STOPPPPPPP OH GODDDD NO NO NO NO :~:
Yeah same(there was blood everywhere), I wanted to scream so loud, but I couldn't because there were other people in the house. Moral of the story, use the attachment.
Left Testicle I'm dead 💀
PEDRO 2020 I don't think you understand the humour being used here :p
Damn r.i.p. left testicle
my ass hair actually grows out of my cheeks and connects to my beard
Wtf😂
What the freak 😂
haaaahaaa 😂😂😂😂😂
CwGersh same
Wait what?!
The realest episode so far. No ads or anythingn(except his ish at the end)
I'm glad someones got the conkers to talk about it! Uncomfortable, probably, saving me from those mistakes undoubtedly. Thankyou
ROTFL, I fell down an internet hole... I had no idea it would be a hairy one... What a cool channel for dudes
why, does this not apply to women as well?
haku cause women are dumb and they scream like chickens. Real mens do things the right way
@@Solid_Snake88 woah, what the hell hapenned here!? o.O Good vibes
No girls allowed here
Girls no entry😘😘😘
I don't think I have ever laughed so hard after watching this video and the testicle shaving video.
aye. me too. I'm dying
I once nipped off the top of one of my nipples with my razor.....bled all day long...took more than a week to heal. be careful when you shave your chest!
Keoke same
Omg man me too
Dude!!!! You!? Hahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahaa
This is the best (funniest) video you've ever made!
How can u not appreciate a man like this.
ive seen many of your videos, but this one..... this is what made me finaly subscribe 😂😂😂
Couldn't agree more.
And most of laughing stuff😂 ha ha haa
Took a shot every time he said "butt". Got drunk enough to try shaving my ass.
lmao!
Wow 17 shots in less than 5 minutes, i'm shocked that u were still able to stand up, walk to the bathroom and shave :p
hahah try nair next time you get drunk LMAO
Who knew this man man will become the legend of his time.❤️
Finally, I needed a video like this
how the fuck did i get to this part of youtube :/
Nope was searching for butt plugs and this popped up
always hit back button when you feel so.
So you can smear between my cracks.
Lol thats what i Said
I bet you hit like and subscribed, too. I know I did...
You are SO RIGHT. When I woke up this morning and thought about all the things I wanted to accomplish today, watching a video on how to groom my butt hair didn't even MAKE the list.
And, here we are.
From 03:24 onwards, I swear I woke up my family from cracking myself. Daemmn, and when he said am I sweating, and chuckled-a new subscriber was born!
After watching several dozen of your videos, its finally time for me to say, its refreshing to see another successful man who literally does EVERYTHING/lives life the nearly EXACTLY the way I do. Including the ass end of things... Keep up the work, Ive learned a couple things from your channel!
alpha m you the man!!..
this channel is top notch for life's little and big questions, there are tips on everything... 👌👍
yes
100th like
Well this is great to hear! Thank you so much
Man it took only your 3 videos for me
To make you my idol
Awesome man..
Definitely subscribing dude.
Wow .. Thank you Alpha. What a professional and very informative way to discuss this topic.
Thank you, alpha m. For keeping it real, that's kind of rare where I'm from, but with people like you, it's getting tons better. I find your advices helpful, simple, amusing and to the point enough.
In my teenage years, I used a trimmer to manscape, and nipped myself.
Don't use a trimmer on your balls, gentlemen.
Been there, done that, not pleasant at ALL
Try using the #1 attachment for trimming the balls. Just make sure you pull the skin taut as you glide over the area.
And what should we use for our balls then?
***** Im using a cream that "shaves" hair, it makes it fall. I use that on my testies, works like a charm
Leo Rodriguez You just put the cream and the hair falls?
You sweet thang... I am not a, "dude", but you explain these things..so tastefully.
You have an excellent, ' bedside manner'.
Enjoy watching your videos.
Keep on..keeping on!
God Bless
Love it. I've battled butt crack hair for years. Thanks Bro.
this man has no fear talks about shit we all think and wanna know about but mostly dont wanna ask. (claps hands) You the man
The good thing is you share on any topic in terms of grooming and your fans are not uncomfortable they love it, coz they also need this info but shy to talk abt it
He allways makes me laugh, no matter what the subject is 😁
Watching this in 2020
Great to see how Alpha M improved his video's
And now I'm watching this in 2022
you dont learn this shit in school. this is what life is about! im glad i have never clipped my cinnamon-star..
You didn't go to catholic school then? lol
This video made me laugh so hard!! Aaron I love that you make these videos because these are all the questions that guys have but are too embarrassed to ask, and creators are too embarrassed to answer. So thank you for this!!
Aaron, you crazy, but very correct. Thanks for a barrel of laughs and great advice, Much love bro!
Man enough to talk about!
For us of course!
Thanks man!
You're videos are great cause you cover all the stuff us guys are afraid to talk about. Thanks!
this guy is a feminine version of wolverine
His name is Wolveritta
loegaray272 wtf lol.
That was hysterical dude!! 😂 Great job man
*"When you fall asleep and you leave auto play on"*
I woke up to this after a 12 hour nap :(
Five years and another grooming video later he still has a deep fear for clipping "that which must never be clipped". Please never change alpha :)
Thank you for having the balls (yes pun intended) to talk about taboo subjects like this.
lmfao. how can u dislike this guy.. haha you must be a comedian bro
Man, you re the best dude in the history of dudes. Many thanks!
alpha, i most likely wont need to do any of these becuase i laughed me butt off. lovin this man thanks for the awesome content
I laughed my ass off with this one. I know every single feeling you described!
haha this is the funniest shit I've watched all day lmao
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😅😂😂
Alpha...my man...GOD BLESS YOU!!!
7 years ago..this man was no cringe and really be talking nicely rather than yelling at my face
Finally! Topics that matter.
I've never laughed so hard but man you rock !!! I'm a new subscriber for sure and I'm not ashamed to say so lol
Hey Alpha honestly i just wanted to freak my dad out by sending him a weird ass link but to my surprise i actually laughed at it myself😂😂
I'm not entirely sure how I got here but I sure am glad I did. XD gods I love this guy.
One thing you missed is using an epilator. Similar to a wax job, but you can do it yourself at home. They have rotating tweezers with no sharp points, so it's very difficult to pinch yourself like with clippers.
The first time hurts, because your skin is gripping the hair very tightly, but after that first time, it doesn't hurt as much because as the hair grows out again, the skin hasn't had time to grip it as tightly. If you wait too long between sessions, it will hurt again.
Epilating doesn't have the same problems with shaving. With shaving, the tips end up thick and poke. With waxing and epilating, when the hair grows back, the tip is very fine and bends easily, so there is no poking problems.
This is informative. There's nothing to be shamed about, but thanks for the tips.
Thank you , sir for excellent tips. But also have never laughed this hard.
Dude, I cracked up real loud. Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
And yes, he is correct, shaving with a Razor is absolutely NOT a good idea. I did it once when I was Sophomore in High School and that was one hell of a month for me!
+BeebsBonanza Oh shit!
+SyedAhmedPS this shit is hilarious
+SyedAhmedPS I guess you used a straight razor, that is not the right way of doing it you need to use a homosexualrazor to be able to groom it
omfg, same here sophmore year, i was dancing in my chair for a month itched so bad
"CRACKed" up, get it?
I've been hair free for awhile but this guy had me rolling
*"A man who cleans his house, clearly expects a visitor!"*
Not sure if I'm watching this from lack of sleep or what but this shit is funny as hell🤣 I recommend using the smallest guard you can find
Waxing works great. Like he said, it delays regrowth, but he forgot to mention that also the hair does not grow back with the sudden cut-off edges that result from shaving, so the hairs aren't nearly as annoying when they grow back (if you even notice at all).
I am Chinese, and I don't have body hair. haha, suckers.
It's confirmed, the Chinese are the superiors. Let us white folk honor you.
+Silver Goldstein I'd rather have to deal with body hair and have a big dick
egg roll.jjj
+BabyBenzz you have to prove it
I envy the fuck out of u rn brother
This man got some balls to talk about this shit... I totally respect that
Thanks for the vid , I just wanna share something . When i first shaved my pubes i thought it was the same as my face . No youtube back in those days . So i applied a handful of aftershave . I think i found a place on the moon that day .
1:23 "Hair's the deal" xD
You made me crack up. respect.
This video is making me die of laughter idk how you managed to get through this video with a straight face 😂
this is why i love you man.
omg, this is hysterical! i have no idea how the heck i found this, but i am glad i did, cuz it was my first lol in a few days
you deserve every dollar you make off my views. ans everyone else's. thanks
I saw so many vids but this made me subscribe 😂
I respect you for tackling this reality.
Nipple hair 0_0
Lets talk about that Alpha
+2NDSIDE tweeze it after a hot shower
+Sami F. I tried that but I ripped my nipple off
PremixedRyanHD lol theres no way you tweezed a hair and ripped your entire nipple off
Gently shave it.😁
I don't even care about my nipple hair it grow back too fast