ASMR Voice: I've come to ask your permission... [M4F] [Meeting your family]
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Cardlin: My little cowgirl.
Me: Yee haw!
'Mama, get this boy some Yee Haw Juice' - My Sister
Omfg me🤠
cardlin has yee'd his last haw-
Angel Hendricks when the comment has 69 likes but you wanna like it....... JFHWKNCKSNFKF
🎵I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road🎶🎵
My dad is so full of jokes he would've threatened poor Cardlin to death before laughing and saying yeah 😂😂😂😂
THAT WOULD BE MY MOM. 😂😂😂
That would be both my parents♡
My dad too
Hahaha mine would’ve shot him lol...
HONESTLY SAME
Cardlin: ".....farm"
Me: "..farm? fArM? F. A. R. M...???
farRM FARM LIKE A FARM, FARM. faaarrrrm like,
moo moo farm? Like oink oink, bak Bak, baaah baaah, farm?
LIKE OLD MC DONALD HAD A COW FARM. EEE III EEE III OOO FARM.!?
farm..."
ryokohasramen yes that farm
i'm s c r e e c h i n g
I’m dead-
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao 😂
Cardlin... don't ask a man with a gun if you can marry his daughter!😂 It's a good thing he likes you!
I KNOW THATS LIKE THE WORST COMBINATION 🤣
That’s like asking for permission to marry ones daughter 101. Never do it while the man is armed. 😂😂😂😂
ChaosRedWolf 👏🏻 USE COMMON 👏🏻 SENSE 👏🏻 CARDLIN
Yeeesss
I don't have dad like this......
BUT I have a mom! And actually she would watch him with dead glare at first......aaaaand maybe sometimes in the future.....
My mom would just be like: "Just no refund policy in this house, sir."
Physical relationship status: Single... 😓😒💔
Virtual relationship status: Taken and Married! 😍❤💍
Edit: oh my sweet jelly jams look at all dem likes!! Adssxfsxcgsdcgddf! 😮😲😳
Plenty of love Hugs and Kisses xoxo sameeeee
My virtual relationship status: kidnapped a lot, and has MANY MEN IN HER LIFE (some not even human) 😂
Fangirl TMurphy Honestly....actually same... That's exactly why I said "married" and *taken* get it? I was kidnapped by a vampire last week, and a werewolf the other night...and now I got married last night...story of my life I guess 😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Plenty of love Hugs and Kisses xoxo HA! Same tho, I’m a fairy apparently who was taken by a vampire then a yandere nurse and back to the vampire, southern werewolf almost killed me, voodoo man gave me something... idk, and MANY MANY MORE
Fangirl TMurphy Oof...that's... A lot to go through... Can't say I haven't experienced similar situations tho... 😂😁😓😬
1:19 to 1:27 there’s a pause and a moment where I just thought to myself “....hEllo?”
Selina Amargo Omg that's me
Omg I done the same thing!! 😂
I thought I paused the video
me: don't worry i got this
**whips out kazoo**
ultra nut ur name will always make me smile
YESS
OML
Loll
My husband went up to my parents one month after we were dating. shocked them and me!
you're so lucky💓
@@ranjini1828 you bet!
It has been a year how are you and your husben
@@staceyjeter4729 actually it was 9 years ago and we are still together
AesopFan 2871-Congrats sending lots of love to u and your life❤️
"The women could shoot a gun before she learned the controlls of the XBox."
Yep, that sounds right😉😉🤣😅😅🔫🔫
Mine is a bow and arrow as I’ve been to lessons and have one
But I still know the controls to the Xbox 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
I learned to make paper guns before I learned how to make paper boats...
Sounds about right ☺️
Ashleigh Davis yooo! Sameeeee!! I also do bow and arrow, and Xbox ÛvÛ
That is quite literally me but I still don't know how to use an Xbox controller 😹
Yo my dad would of been like "you must have Jackie chan skills to be with my daughter" 😂
hahahaha mine would be like "you sure? like sure sure?... you have life insurance?"
@@heckwaffle2363 HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA😂😂😂😂
My dad would be like: you have a death wish. Not from me. From her. And her mom.
😂😂
Mine would’ve literally laughed his ass off and then said “you sure you handle her non Asian ass?” (Ps. I’m Korean)
2:24 😍😍MY HEART
3:10 my dad’s not that scary * 6’6” with muscles and tattoos all over his arms while looking like a mix of the rock and John Ceena* He’s just a big teddy bear 😂😂
First second: *door slams*
Mind: *oh golly I knew my family would never accept a guy from my imagination...and I thought dreams could come true*
Same 🥲
That art is
*mwah!~*
But I'm like 5 seconds in and I'm already smiling :D
At 3:37 I thought he was talking to the father, so I was like um there is a problem
Asking the daughter's dad this while the old man's still holding the gun? That is gutsy!
50 views
80 likes
STOP SMOKING CZcams!
Elena Acosta yt is high and drunk sometimes
Living Trash definitely
*lights a cigarette*
CZcams: Bicth I Do want
“Hunting tomorrow. Yeah I asked if I could go with him.”
Me- Boi if you ask anything stupid he may shoot you dead on.
*That for real would happen in real life with my dad*
Mine too. Only with my grandpa.
the way he says "baaabyy" 😳🥺
We love a consensual shishtar don't we?
WHERE MY NOTIFICATION QUEENS AT?
AlexCharles right hereeee 💁🏾♂️
Heeeere
Here!
Guess who was at work again 😩😩
AlexCharles Yas!
Cardlin: The woman can shoot a gun before learning the controls to the Xbox.
Me: *whoops his ass every time in Call of Duty*
(I wonder, if NoPause watches these how does he feel about his dad going “*smooch* Mmmm baaaby~”)
Briar Alexis he said once he doesn't mind as it helps and relaxes people but it isn't his cup of tea
Cheyanne Corbett oooooooooh okie
Cheyanne Corbett in which video?
Wait what? Dad?
@@ffioneve8979 there is an audio titled Introducing my son , Nopause .Its a qna .
Just search introducing my son Cardlin audio.
awwwwww, cardlin I can’t my heart your killing me with cuteness 😩❤️
Haven't even pressed play and I love it 😂😂
I couldn't stop smiling the whole time
Cardlin: “There is something I wanted to ask you...”
Me: ”Are you sure you want to ask him now? He has a gun yo!”
Hahahahaha
Alice and Anna! I am so proud of you!!!💕
💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚
This- 💀
CARDLIN DO ANOTHER “IN GOOD HANDS” EPISODE PLEASE ‼️‼️‼️
Kitty Cat I've been waiting for this next episode too
AllState, Are you in good hands?
( I’m sorry, I had to 😅😂 )
Teacups N’ Hot coco thought the exact same thing
I FORGOT IT WAS MONDAY TODAY AND I SAW THE NOTIFICATION AND ALMOST CHOCKED ON AIR
I’m already gonna start crying 😩
OMG Cardlin this episode is just so cute my heart is melting, I can't take it, that's to much !😫😍😘
This is actually how my life went no joke
“The girl who could shoot a gun before she learned the controls to a Xbox”
I love that you mentioned duck dynasty 😆🦆
I listened to this with everyone on the twitch stream. Y'all know who you are if you were there for the game and the audio! Cheers, Cardlin! I really love being a part of the community with everyone!!
Cardlin: wow your family really knows how to throw a welcome home party
Me: I don't know half
the people here
Him: My little cowgirl
Me: *Dies* 💀💀
This was so cute ☺️❤️
Anyone ever noticed how much Cardlin sounds like Jack frost from Rise of the Guardians??
shannon molannon
No he doesn't
Omg he does a little bit!
Nope...not at all
So you're saying he sounds like Chris Pine?
Lstened to it on your livestream but still I COULDNT STOP BLUSHING BY HOW CUTE DIS WAS!!!!
I always love your audios one of my
Top favourites
Lucy Devlin
Same
My dad is a teeny tiny 5'4" computer programming gremlin that screams and yells when big bugs get in the house. You reaaaaally think he's gonna go hunting? LMFAO HE HAS ME TAKE CARE OF THE BUGS
I really like going through old comments and liking them so people can come back here and re-watch this- from like 3-2 years ago-
I was all ready to sleep with this calming audio, and then...
6:09 *SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME* !! 😨😨😭😭 I mean it, I was all sleepy in my bed with this being on full volume and *I DIDN'T EXPECT IT* AT ALL !
YES!
Edit: love you Cardlin!
When will you ever stop being adorable Cardy? Love you man!
I was gonna watch this at school during lunch
THANK GOSH I MADE TOO MANY WEIRD NOISES PLUS ITS MY SECOND DAY THERE
Too freaking cute!🐻
Hunny I love you
Yay! You’re awesome Cardlin!
‘Comment Yes! ig fam 🤓’.
I had to I’m sorry 😂😂
Dude. ... The 4th of July audio....I'm still passed out in the helicopter.. part 2. Please. Desperation is real.
Same bro 😂 I'm excited to hear part 2 the most 😂
Awwwww this audio is so cute! I love it so much! I think I love this audio just as much as the characters in it love each other!! Thanks for all of the wonderful content. And I will never regret the day I stumbled upon your channel, one night while I was trying to fall asleep, about a year ago!
Guns nah me and my father are archers we are a duo.
👏 YES 👏 QUEEN 👏
Cardlin... asking for a hand in marriage 101. Never ask while the father has a gun
I was having a pretty bad day until now YAY THANK YOU CARDLIN
THIS IS HOW LONELY I AM
The more I listen to those vids the more single I feel. it kinda hurts cause u setted a high standard for those boys Cardlin! I still love them tho soo, keep up with the amazing work you do. 😊
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
*screams internally while giggling getting weird looks from my grandfather who is sitting next to me on a rollercoaster*
6:09
Me: wtf? r u alright!?😱
Omg hunting w/ the father?
My dad would do that too lol!
My dad would just take him out to a craft market
This got me crying at the end
So cute thanks much love Cardlin. I say it a lot, but that merch shall be bought as of August 2nd and I shall promote your brand! Stay you!
idc wat my parents say YOU WILL BE MINE >:3
p.s. Dat art work looks so good😍😍😍
I’m a huge fan of your videos Cardlin your videos are truly incredible to watch
Can’t wait to listen to this tonight oml
Perfect timing!!!!😅😅😅😅
I was not ready for this. I am so freaking happy.
Cardlin: "my little cow girl"
Me: "sir you've yeed your last haw" 😎
Thanks for another great audio Cardlin!!! ♥️👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
Its my birthday tomorrow! Thanks for the early gift 😇
Looks like Cardlin got himself a thang for cowgirls, yeehaw darlin'🤠😍
Great audio Cardlin keep up the magnificent work, much love 😘
I screamed when I got the notification thx cardlin
Tbh, you are such a legend Cardlin🤩
wow i'm actually in love with your channel😍
cardlin. could you possibly do an audio where you're comforting during a thunderstorm? that would be absolutely adorable. love you 😊
The drawing is so cute and adorable ❤️💕
que me questioning my sexuality
im lesbian but honestly this was too cute
lmao
You can be straight for 9 minutes
oml yesss!
BOY WHEN I TELL YOU I SCREAMED, I HOLLERED. MUCH NEEDED VIDEO 👏🏽❤️
YES!❤️
I honestly have fear for this day, not gonna lie
This is so cute! Especially since I do come from a southern family.
Hunting? Pfft, too bad. You're gonna go play mahjong like the rest of the old people. The sure-fire way to win their hearts (and money) for any Filipino-Chinese family.
OMG CARDLIN THIS AUDIO IS AMAZING KEEP UP TUE GOOD WORK 😁 Can u do one where they get married and go on the honeymoon and be flirty THAT WOUOD BE SOOOOOO CUTE! 😁Thanx!! 💕
ItsWolfy MSP OOH! If you’re one of his patreons he has an erotic audio called wading in together. It’s a honeymoon audio and very, very hot. Nothing but you and Cardlin on a tropical getaway.
J/Ash/Bran yes I know but to see the full version is on patreon and I would like a full version on CZcams so I can listen to it as I dont have a bank card coz I lost it 😂
ItsWolfy MSP *weeps for you* there there
J/Ash/Bran I know sad times 😭 he needs to post more regularly 😂*cries internally*
him:*going hunting* I read books
my mind: he's totally scoping himself
ALICE DID AMAZING!!!
This remained of day were my boyfriend meet my family's
goooood your voice is so soothing and def the highlight of my day sdjfhsdj
Is it a good thing to be squealing at the beginning of the video because I'm already in love with your voice
"Baby,don't worry! I got this."
Me: Sorry love,just tryna make sure you don't blast a hole in your foot with dad's shotgun. 😂
Omg...amazing....
Great job vid!!!!!!!!and keep up the great work!!!💜👍🏻
OH MY GOSH THIS IS SO CUTE JADHFHAH
Yaaaaas Meeting mah fam
Omg I’m soooo happy
Why can't I go hunting with yall!!! My dad always calls me his hunting buddy (he would NEVER go hunting without me) we always ride horses and look at the cows when I see him (my parents don't live together anymore)
I read the title and i was like....
Oh boy this is gonna be interesting
I saw the video title and I’m already saying yes! lol
Asian parents: the only thing we hunting for is RICCEEEEUUU BAAAAAAGGGGSSSS,,,,
I...I have no words.. I loved it!! That's all I can say.
Aaayyyeeeeee!!! ❤️❤️ and I also found my name! Good job kuya! :)
So cute Cardlin. Loving the boyfriend/Fiancé ones
This is actually relevant, cause I actually have my gun licence and I have no idea how to play X box😖
Ah yes ask the dad with the gun. Perfect plan you got there.