Afghan President Continues Speech Despite Nearby Explosions | The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
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- čas přidán 9. 03. 2020
- Kamala Harris supports Joe Biden's White House bid, two politicians claim to be Afghanistan's president, and Marco Rubio pushes a bill to make daylight saving time permanent.
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Do you think daylight savings should be made permanent?
Might as well. We've done all this saving... time to spend some for once!
Yeap! In the UK nurses aren’t paid for the extra hours work...
no. Nothing beats that satisfaction that one day it was dark at 6pm and the next day 7 pm is still light :D
Wait US can turn back time?
Corona virus😂😂
when you live in a country with war happening for 20 years, sounds of bombs just a bird chirp in your ears
Sadly true
*Over 40 years
that is so extremely sad :(
@@Sayhoun yeah, but the last 20 years is the bad one
It’s as if hypocrites here don’t understand that these people live in a war zone
You won't understand this because these people don't fear death !
If you listened sounds of bombs for 20 years +, you would not be fazed with it as well.
@@herrfleischgewehr at least 30 years since soviet were first
That's afghans power's
Curious Thinker I mean I wouldn’t say don’t fear death more like different lifestyles
The fear is lost because either the person knows he's going to a better place or he has just lost his brains....
The President: just a regular Tuesday in Afghanistan.
Wait till the fighter jets arrive
They wouldnt waste that much money
😂😂
😂😂😂
I am amazed that the afghan president ignores 5 explosions while cameramans running for their lives.
Hani Tablet Now that's the real leader! He fears nothing!
If you'd have ever been to Afghanistan, then you would understand...And most likely, it's a "Hard" Structure!!
He even said in his speak after the explosion ''stay calm, this is noting, we have experienced far worse''
Imagine those explosions being so common only some are running and the rest is completely used to it...
That's nothing. Teddy Roosevelt was shot and still gave his speech.
Americans : We have so many problems, lack of proper healthcare, unending student debt, minimum wage, ...
Afghans :
Both victims of American military spending & corporate agenda
This president is so badass he’s like ‘Now I talk and the explosion shut up!’
😜😜😜
The Afghan president was like: Chill guys... o.O
Daylight savings is like cutting the top off your blanket, sewing it to the bottom and thinking you have a longer blanket -.-
Apt 👏👏👏 Bravo.
Aaaand, we have a winrar!
I believe that was first said by a native american when white men first explained d.s.t to him
brilliant.
I'm quite surprised he said Afganistan not Afganestan.
Don't worry it's not a big deal.
Like he said Porkistan, Bakistan Terorrsitan or some things like this 😷😉
@@Rahimullahzadran77 Lol no one has problems with that 😂😂
I think we should concern that they look like used to that kind situation...because of prolonged war. It's sad situation rather than funny.
Hypocrites, Bernie is the only one that's consistent all through.
And yet he will not win
@@nation360bd It is not possible in the current political system, which is rigged against him.
Is because people like you don't understand politics Bernie will never win. There are more old people than young that can vote
@Adithya R Only young will vote for Bernie. The Old people have more connection with Joe than Bernie. This is the reason why Bernie lost to Hillary. Hillary lost to Trump because Bernie supporters voted Trump or automatically voted for Trump by not voting at all. I think with this election Trump can Win again if Bernie doesn't stop the on time and endorse Joe. Remember that it was progressives that allowed Bush and Trump to become presidents of America by staying at home.
@@kwabenatree More Bernie supporters voted for Clinton than Clinton supporters voted for Obama in 2008. Hillary lost to Trump because she was unpopular and didn't campaign in the Rust Belt.
If that would've happend in the USA no one would be making jokes like that...
What else can u expect from Trevor Noah? Illiterate ba*****
Yah true !!!
*I love how the bodyguard casually walks to the President and proceeds to stand behind him* 😂
Kamala Harris really looked as if she was in a hostage situation.. 😂
@muslim Christians ka baap hindu Source?
I met Ashraf Ghani 4 years ago as a part of indian convoy when Indian Prime Minister Modi inaugurated the parliament of Afghanistan built by India. The man has a great persona and is truly determined to get his country back on its feet.
AK
Thanks 🙏
Oops, but he ran like a coward, what’s next 👀
about zat...
The Afghan president would make a better US president than Trump PR-wise
Napoleon I Bonaparte lol dumb
true
USA is indeed the greatest country today, but not necessarily its politicians. infact someone like Trump wouldn't stand a chance in many countries and would drive them to absolute failure.
The US president doesn't face challenges and real problems, he just plays around.
@@jacer5677 yes u are right.. it is easy to run a world superpower (AMERICA)....u are really dumb
Trevor is south African not American
The hipocracy of politics.
John Tomasini -The hypocrisy of spelling.
@@arthurneddysmith 9 year old kid
I can’t understand how so many people the US actually think they have a great political system. For me US politics is one of the worst of most Western/first world countries I follow. There is a lot to learn from other countries but like in many other things the US seems to completely ignore anything that is not American to learn from.
B B Americans are taught from birth that they live in the greatest country in the world. That propaganda has clearly worked, because Americans really never look outside their country to see if maybe they can learn a thing or three from others.
Bribability is a better word I think. The essential quality of politicians.
People just laughed at a terrorist attack...
If it would've have been somewhere in the US the audience may had a different reaction
No, they did not. They laughed at the reaction of one of the Afghan presidents to that terrorist attack.
FOB Danger Tikrit... normal lunch hour, no? Back in '06 lol.
Its americans! What do you expect?
Everyone knows am the real president of Afghanistan
Edit : woow 34 people support my claim to office
no, I am the real president of Afghanistan
All hail Ibeji Benson!
@@gerbenvanessen And Gerbenvanessen!
*Bombs start exploding near you*
President Aladeen
People might think it's funny but it's actually sad that it's so normal for bombs exploding in Afghanistan that even the president didn't flinch
'Cool guys don't look at explosions'
Like my aunt once said to me, “money talks”!!! I just never thought it could talk so “enthusiastically”. 😆
It's just a regular day in Afghanistan.🤷♂️
2:16 that startled expression of Trevor if forever imprinted in my memory 😂😂😂😂
Thank you for pronouncing "Afghanistan" correctly
Most likely Americans trying to sell there democracy across the street.
That Afghans reaction is what that democracy deserves.
You are a great guy.
Love from Afghanistan 🇦🇫.
Long Live Afghanistan🇦🇫 You laugh but your soliders got kicked Out like dogs after 20 years
The literal meaning of "bought out"
afghans are the guys that nobody could colonize.
# Real men
this episode is awesome
Bernie is your only chance and it baffles me how hard it is for the american people to see.....you have this chance, and if you do not take it.......it will take a loooong time before someone like him comes again...it is the biggest fking no brainer of a choice i have ever seen in my life......
RevonowS he’s turned his own party against him and will most likely be a one term president due to age. he won’t be able to get anything passed
Sanders is ok, but he can not win over the disgruntled republicans, independent and moderate Americans. Especially in the red states.
@@user-bi5ov8ev9y so thats your argument for voting Biden? The cognitive dissonance is showing my guy.
@@user-bi5ov8ev9y Yes i understand that, i just don't understand how the american people can be ok with it......He is by far the best candidate if your system skipped protecting corporate interests only and started to actually work for the voters best interest.
He has character and he has been working for the same basic goals his whole life without being corrupted. And he has the knowledge and competence to beat down trump in every question......Biden is going to be crushed by trump so why even bother bringing that tired party puppet?
Biden is just 1 year younger than Bernie
I saw a Japanese student keep doing his speech to the senior class through an earth tremor but the Afghan pres has that beat.
When people ignores explosion, it shows despiration from people that suffers an unending conflict. So if you live in a peaceful country, count your blessings that you are not born on a country being played by radicalism, political nonsence, and foreign occupation. 😧
While the explosions were going off he said that he would sacrifice his life for the people of Afghanistan.
Don't worry, that was the daily show in Afghanistan! 😜
Afghan style 💣
Hostage style video 😂😂😂😂😂
Shame
You made fun of terrorist attacks
To make your audience laugh but in reality you have disrespected an entire country and the people who where injured and killed in the attacks
Yeah that's crazy , they were always fearless which US didn't know before invading and US just lost a war..... 🇵🇰🇦🇫
2:05 Who, what, oh that was just fire works its nothing😂
Those were celebration explosions !
True
That ending though... made me laugh my inside out, but point made...
half of the ppl are night owls and the other half early birds so the ppl in power are mostly early birds thats why the daylight saving law came in the first place.
I'd say im first one..that you'hv mentioned 😁😁😁
Marco is on Grindr again and looking hawt LOL
Trevor love u , ur diehard fun from Afg
They used to have 2 executive position, the first "President", the second which is largely ceremonial and "consultative" in nature "Chief Executive", yeah they had CEO of Afghanistan
Thank u very much for Afghanistan President
We have a Lock the Clock system in Istanbul. It’s still pitch dark at 8am and kids go to school in the dark. In all, there are lots of drawbacks. 😞
Send 10,000 dollars in unmarked bills...😂😂😂😂😂
This feels like 1000 years ago, lol
A man who knows the explosions are planned and won't hurt him remains unmoved.
@Bink* no matter how much a norm it is , even a trained soldier reacts different to what Ghani did.
"I'm starting to think the coronavirus might be worse than they're telling us"
Oh boy you have no idea.
I bet that president felt like the Red Ranger from Power Rangers with the explosions in the back while he looks in the front
Well that's bravery.
Lol .... now there was not even a blast and he run away
Even without the basement environment, she seems really unhappy and stressed.
This is called habituation!!!
We welcome a new era of peace in our country...
Que the fireworks...
This is like Tuesday in Afghanistan😂😂😂
You guys have taco Tuesday we have explosion Tuesday
What do you mean "explosion"? Its his haki 😂
Ok, let’s be serious. I am the real president of Afgangnamstyle, I mean Afghanistan
4:34 my favourite thing
here is where im confused: why he said lock the saving time instead of use the worldwide recognized time?
i guess this is the american way to be -nonsense- i mean different
That is the most gangsta Presidential speech ever
and now we will have like always two Afghanistans
Never been this early😂😂😂
Whenever I feel down I just watch a Trevor video and I'd feel OK again. He literally cures depression. // We admire you Trevor ❤️
Stay strong Afghanistan 🇮🇳❤🇦🇫
The best joke was Trevor Noah himself
marco, dude tough night?
2:03 fr explosion...
say goodbye?!!
Similar situation in Guyana, South America right now after its General Elections 2020, two political parties are claiming victory
The Afghanistan president is a brave man ...it's unbelievable to stay after the expolotion and he did not even move. ..it's do not sound big in video but in real life bombs sound are scary and it's difficult not to run
I think Afghanistan people are the most brave people of this planet. Because they born in war and they dying in war . Very sad but very brave too.
Here in Morocco we have day light saving permenent since last year
And yet again: Will you PLEASE upload at an increased volume level? TY
(And for the "helpful": Yes, I've adjusted my audio level to max. I'm loath to spend a bunch of bucks for an external audio amplification system. We can easily decrease audio for a too loud video but only increase to what the uploader provides.)
"Trevaaaaaaaaaaa" come to India !!
11th April. He's coming to Delhi for a standup special.
And mumbai too...yayy
It's not really a surprise that a cop goes with preserving a broken system.
the way politicians bend the knee is incredible.
That was artillery shells...😳😳😳
@muslim Christians ka baap hindu what is wrong with you?
Hey you! Amazing bro u have talent bro u can make serious news as a funny thing
I expect that Trumps wig would've flew to another dimension if an explosion like that happened during his boreathons
that casual coronavirus mention hits differently now
That explosion probably a distraction from the other winner, he ain't falling for any distraction 😅 i hope no one was harmed in that nuke though
MHDARMDWDLRY from Ghana
Lybreum Bookz the explosions was more closer to the other winner than this winner, he also ignored it and continued to his speech
@@omidahmad5507 wow, i guess they ain't scared cus they live and breathe off explosions, i would have jumped away
Please show the audience 😀
Trevor, Bosnia has three presidents for almost two decades, we though about it 😂
Why make daylight savings permanent when you can simply discard it altogether?
International Criminal Court ICC to try americans for crimes against humanity and war crimes in Afghanistan! Free Julian Assange!
They could act like roman consuls
Only Ashtaf Ghani is president understand???
Why junkin media not copyright claiming this?
Wow Afghanis are really not Afraid. It's in their genes maybe. Britons came, they lost, Russians, they lost. Now Americans...
A Trevor video is never fells right without accent bit in it...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHS
She is no longer worried about his record on busing?
My lovely country Afghanistan 😁
Started in Kenya
Two Presidents, why not, In Switzerland, we have 7 "Presidents" !