Idiocracy Electrolytes 1

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  • @twobirdsflipping3217
    @twobirdsflipping3217 Před 3 lety +4523

    "After several hours he gave up on logic and reason and simply told the cabinet he could talk to plants."
    Familiar with that concept.

    • @AkaiAzul
      @AkaiAzul Před 3 lety +287

      It is easier to lie to some one than to convince them they've been lied to.

    • @GASNICABRUNATNA
      @GASNICABRUNATNA Před 3 lety +64

      I'm glad I wasn't eating or drinking anything when the narrator said that.

    • @CeluiEtSeul
      @CeluiEtSeul Před 3 lety +89

      Dr. Faucci

    • @asteadydecline
      @asteadydecline Před 2 lety +54

      @@CeluiEtSeul Trump, actually.

    • @vikmusic1165
      @vikmusic1165 Před 2 lety +83

      @@asteadydecline Nah. President Duh-mentia actually.

  • @MelancoliaI
    @MelancoliaI Před 11 měsíci +578

    "Water, the basic component of all life had been deemed a threat to Brawndo's profit margin." Wow😂

    • @doozy1403
      @doozy1403 Před 11 měsíci +22

      I thought you said Coca Cola for a second. Is it really that different 😂

    • @nathanseper8738
      @nathanseper8738 Před 10 měsíci +1

      It's scary to think corporations could be that venal as to ruin people's health for more money.
      Oh, wait.

    • @ChrisBrown-ir6sf
      @ChrisBrown-ir6sf Před 9 měsíci +15

      ​@@doozy1403
      More like Organic meat which deemed threat to Trillion dollar potential Artificial meat market

    • @dranzerjetli5126
      @dranzerjetli5126 Před 7 měsíci +2

      its like usa

    • @kerebaka
      @kerebaka Před 5 měsíci +3

      Basically part of Coca-Cola’s CEO’s speech in the 90s.

  • @douglaspinsak1246
    @douglaspinsak1246 Před 2 lety +2837

    I’m still trying to figure out why Brawndo didn’t work. It’s got electrolytes, and electrolytes are what plants crave. Maybe Brawndo didn’t have electrolytes after all...

    • @Mr_Spock512
      @Mr_Spock512 Před 2 lety +214

      But electrolytes needs Brawndo because without Brawndo there's no electrolytes.

    • @YTOnceAgain
      @YTOnceAgain Před 2 lety +168

      I think it's because they just used too little of it. If something doesn't work, you just have to apply more. More helps more. More is more betterer.

    • @andresrogersa
      @andresrogersa Před 2 lety +104

      maybe it needed more electrolytes, like a second or third booster shot of "electrolytes"

    • @YTOnceAgain
      @YTOnceAgain Před 2 lety +16

      @@andresrogersa ;-)

    • @pigactor
      @pigactor Před 2 lety +45

      Brawndo's stock wouldn't have gone to zero if they would have come out with electrolyte-free Brawndo for the ag sector.

  • @DP-hy4vh
    @DP-hy4vh Před 2 lety +1851

    "Well I never seen no plants grow out of no toilet."
    Best line of the whole movie. Completely moronic logic but 100 percent true.

    • @jacobadam6804
      @jacobadam6804 Před 2 lety +53

      That shit makes me laugh my ass off every time. Especially since everybody is like “Yeah! He’s right!“

    • @everybodyisanidiot4553
      @everybodyisanidiot4553 Před rokem +25

      Perfect example of how humour works and why it shouldn't be taken seriously.
      Good logical retort that's hilarious.
      But overall it makes no sense.
      Another example would be "My bank charged me $15 in fees for only having $20"

    • @avruvimtu2204
      @avruvimtu2204 Před rokem +7

      @@everybodyisanidiot4553 It literally makes no sense because toilets connect to tubes that connect to sewers and sewers habe completely inhospitable conditions for most plants (if not all, maybe some kind of suface plant organisma could be thriving there) plus the tubes are complex and have incredibly long complicated routes leading to toilets... or leading from toilets to sewers. And sewers have overabundance of water which is definitely unfit for plants such as trees and vines, no sunlight and no soil for trees to be stable and get nutrients. Vines wouldn't also grow out the toilet because of the long route, inhospitable nasty chemicals and the power that the flashing running water generates. I think my explanation suffices.

    • @everybodyisanidiot4553
      @everybodyisanidiot4553 Před rokem +6

      @@avruvimtu2204 I didn't read any of that.
      Superficially, it looks like it could make sense to the ignorant.
      Way too overthink something only for stroking your own ego.

    • @puffherb
      @puffherb Před rokem

      It's good, but it doesn't hold a candle to the doctor going over Joe's symptoms: "You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded."

  • @jacobadam6804
    @jacobadam6804 Před 2 lety +715

    The baby trying to push away the bottle of Brawndo and crying is both hilarious and sad.

    • @LisaAnn777
      @LisaAnn777 Před rokem +1

      @Daddy how bout another joke?

    • @LisaAnn777
      @LisaAnn777 Před rokem +1

      @Daddy knock knock

    • @jollux5360
      @jollux5360 Před rokem +2

      @Man of Tomorrow who was it?

    • @jollux5360
      @jollux5360 Před rokem +2

      @Man of Tomorrow :(

    • @Tamaldo
      @Tamaldo Před rokem +23

      I've seen parents in real life do that with Coca-Cola 💀

  • @williamfincher2260
    @williamfincher2260 Před rokem +535

    It goes to show just how important it is to understand critical thinking. It's a skill people take for granted.

    • @AgeDrain
      @AgeDrain Před rokem +19

      Fo sho! I work with to many adults that give up so quick if they can’t figure out something in 5 to 10 seconds. They rely on someone to think for them or they get really frustrated when they are so uncertain.

    • @arian6565
      @arian6565 Před rokem +4

      ​@@AgeDrainyou just described my dad

    • @dominic6055
      @dominic6055 Před rokem

      even highly educated people fall for this trap, because they read a lot of books or hear things from others and take it as truth and repeat the blabbing,without probing for truth of things

    • @DrumToTheBassWoop
      @DrumToTheBassWoop Před 11 měsíci +1

      ​@@AgeDrainFFS, are we really gods among proles, for the sacred ability to critically think.

    • @DonyAdam
      @DonyAdam Před 11 měsíci +8

      No, it's not skill people. It's electrolytes

  • @Interitus1
    @Interitus1 Před 11 měsíci +421

    The absolute genius that is missed is that people keep associating water with the toilet. The implication being at some point Branwdo started marketing that water is found in the toilet, and you don't want to drink something associated with the toilet.

    • @austin2842
      @austin2842 Před 10 měsíci +23

      "You are not a horse. You are not a cow. Seriously, y'all. Stop it."

    • @Mugthraka
      @Mugthraka Před 10 měsíci +13

      ​@@austin2842you laugh but i remember back in school wh3nen i wws 8 i asked for water instead of coffee or cola in the morning.
      And the surveilant would tell me 'water is for beasts can't you do like the others and drink coffee/hot coco?'
      My responds was 'but sire don't you know? We descends from Apes so we are kinda beasts'...
      Finaly had my bottle of water after that

    • @austin2842
      @austin2842 Před 10 měsíci

      @Mugthraka I think you missed my point. I'm referring to something other than water, where they created misleading associations in order to turn us against it.

    • @Dezzreck
      @Dezzreck Před 9 měsíci +9

      @@Mugthraka8 year olds were drinking coffee? Lmao

    • @olivialim7541
      @olivialim7541 Před 9 měsíci

      It’s like the marketing tricks bottled water companies use to sell their products. Make people think their water is cleaner than tap water. Which in many cases is sadly true but the solution should be to fix that rather than buy endless wasteful plastic

  • @STLCODPS3123
    @STLCODPS3123 Před 2 lety +282

    I love the progression of the food pyramid
    “Caffeine, smokes, and convenience group, 6-11 servings” lol

    • @Heisenberg_Zordon
      @Heisenberg_Zordon Před 2 lety +13

      This movie has a lot of blink and miss it moments

    • @phaethos
      @phaethos Před rokem +2

      BRAWNDO
      A SHITLOAD

    • @rykehuss3435
      @rykehuss3435 Před 7 měsíci

      @@phaethos it was assload

    • @NJGuy1973
      @NJGuy1973 Před 21 hodinou

      ​@@rykehuss34352.5 shitloads = 1 assload

  • @gkprivate433
    @gkprivate433 Před 2 lety +812

    I never seen no plants grow out of a toilet. Oh my god, that is how so many people today reason, make ridiculous extrapolations or generalizations.

    • @steven_seltman
      @steven_seltman Před 2 lety +54

      Good lord. Like the time I was trying to convince my grown-man-coworker that climate change was real, his genius retort was "But don't plants grow better in greenhouses???".

    • @hekcis
      @hekcis Před 2 lety +55

      It's the same logic that gave us flat earthers. "When I look out the window I don't see any earth curvature."
      Its not unrealistic to think modern society might collapse in our lifetime.

    • @brianh190
      @brianh190 Před 2 lety +32

      Reminds me of how creationists say " I ain't ever seen a monkey give birth to a human"

    • @onbored9627
      @onbored9627 Před 2 lety +9

      But, isn't your statement also a ridiculous extrapolation and generalization?

    • @MCDreng
      @MCDreng Před 2 lety +10

      @@steven_seltman greenhouse effect is a misnomer since actual greenhouses don't work that way.

  • @canneberegerouge1
    @canneberegerouge1 Před rokem +119

    The way she say "It's got electrolytes" while turning his hand kill me everytime 😂

  • @Scortd
    @Scortd Před 3 lety +630

    Ah, America, 2021....I knew this was coming, but didn't think it would be this soon.

    • @PabloPopova
      @PabloPopova Před 2 lety +5

      siema from PL

    • @matheuscastro7630
      @matheuscastro7630 Před 2 lety +26

      The entire western world at least

    • @PabloPopova
      @PabloPopova Před 2 lety +1

      @@matheuscastro7630 what do you mean by "eastern world"?

    • @rogersepeda4378
      @rogersepeda4378 Před 2 lety +19

      Someone foresaw the future and made a documentary on it .

    • @fuzzymaiden1
      @fuzzymaiden1 Před 2 lety +20

      Hah I was just going to say that:
      The whole logic around the v@x is just like this ^^^ with the “electrolytes”

  • @hosaepalvin9795
    @hosaepalvin9795 Před rokem +25

    “but WHAT are ELECTROLYTES? Do you even know??” love that one characters face scrunched up trying to use their brain for once haha

  • @aaronc4899
    @aaronc4899 Před 3 lety +735

    Joe is not the only one who has had to give up on logic and reason to talk to people.

    • @lucboy13
      @lucboy13 Před 2 lety +16

      Sleepy Joe?

    • @IAmJustR
      @IAmJustR Před 2 lety +13

      I mourn the loss of years it took to reach this phase of enlightenment 😂

    • @crazydavec3861
      @crazydavec3861 Před 2 lety +10

      Logic doesn't really function where I work either, to get someone on side it takes at least four rounds of golf and three beers!

    • @marcomoreno6748
      @marcomoreno6748 Před rokem

      @@lucboy13 Is Jesus God?

    • @lucboy13
      @lucboy13 Před rokem +4

      @@marcomoreno6748 Wait what? How did that come up?

  • @PatientBoat
    @PatientBoat Před 2 lety +818

    This movie is slowly becoming reality.

    • @sk19831000
      @sk19831000 Před 2 lety +53

      This became reality a long time ago.

    • @hollyfut
      @hollyfut Před 2 lety +11

      @@sk19831000 whrte do they water plants with gatorade??😂

    • @sk19831000
      @sk19831000 Před 2 lety +23

      @@hollyfut it's got electrolytes....it's what they need.

    • @hollyfut
      @hollyfut Před 2 lety +3

      @@sk19831000 i know but people dont understand that nowadays they still usa water out of the toilet 🤦

    • @kylewilliamson5020
      @kylewilliamson5020 Před 2 lety +1

      Pharma = Brawndo

  • @Paragon._.
    @Paragon._. Před 8 měsíci +59

    The part about a big corporate buying an ENTIRE GOVERNMENT AGENCY just for some profits is scarily accurate

    • @akorn9943
      @akorn9943 Před 6 měsíci +3

      I think most people saying this movie predicts the future are just trying to act smart but if anything’s a prophecy it’s this. This is the future, brought to you by carls jr

  • @stevefaure415
    @stevefaure415 Před rokem +131

    Such a brilliant movie. This one will not be forgotten. There's beauty in all the low-budget efforts, it really adds to the movie I think. It's got a bit of old-time Hollywood to it actually.

    • @jotr.9786
      @jotr.9786 Před rokem +9

      hard to forget when you're reminded of it everyday lol

    • @patricktsai2303
      @patricktsai2303 Před rokem +1

      Old time Hollywood never predicted their sons & grandsons would be this dumb

    • @mithrandirthegrey7644
      @mithrandirthegrey7644 Před 11 měsíci

      I recently read a great article called "the crisis of competence" and it was like a playback of this movie.

    • @ozzyv3419
      @ozzyv3419 Před 10 měsíci

      ​@@mithrandirthegrey7644Is it by "James L. Sundquist"? That's the only one I could find when searching that up.

    • @3SecondsAgo
      @3SecondsAgo Před 10 měsíci +2

      This movie is a warning about the future.

  • @martinfiedler4317
    @martinfiedler4317 Před 3 lety +122

    Still, Brawndo got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes!

  • @davidcopperfield2278
    @davidcopperfield2278 Před rokem +73

    10 ago I watched this as a teen laughing...
    Now I watch this crying knowing it's a documentary

  • @nocturnalhuman92
    @nocturnalhuman92 Před rokem +20

    Water had been deemed a threat to Brawndo's profit margin... And here we have Nestle trying to privatize water...

  • @MrMountainchris
    @MrMountainchris Před 2 lety +513

    Idiocracy. The only comedy to become a documentary.

    • @majstealth
      @majstealth Před 2 lety +6

      it wont be the last if we stay on our current path...

    • @Shajirr_
      @Shajirr_ Před 2 lety +1

      Well, better Idiocracy than The Expanse or Aliens

    • @Sernival
      @Sernival Před rokem +5

      @Pez those people believe that you can make people smarter by giving them nutrition and education. But then here in America we'd all be Geniuses so obviously genetics are still a factor. They just don't want to marginalize people because of Western Dogma that all life is precious and therefore everyone should be integrated into society. But that often comes at the expense of non- elites. I mean look at how they're reacting to immigrants coming to their homes

    • @philcollins1613
      @philcollins1613 Před rokem +4

      @Pez IQ is unevenly disturbed more likely due to education. Source: My high school was one of the worst in my state. I knew a girl who in 6th grade didn't know what the holocaust was. She was particularly behind at the time to be fair but still. This is my gene pool. Higher education which is generally provided to higher class people expands parents vocabulary, which is a positive development for infants, who will then grow to have good education. There are also more factors than IQ. Labor was the primary job choice here, and getting a high school degree was more than enough for that. They didn't need to know that mitochondria was the power house of the cell for that, so why would they know? Arkansas is going through a transitive time leaning towards better education, which will lead towards better IQ scoring. Your criteria is too narrow to assume genetic factors and sterilization. Use your head before you end up like the "sterile ones" you're so okay with.

    • @philcollins1613
      @philcollins1613 Před rokem

      @@Sernival No. We would not all be geniuses. Do you think all classrooms are the same? Poor places get worse teachers. That would explain both the reality of the situation involving the discrepancy in intelligence and social class, and it's also a logical inference to have and takes less assumptions than the idea that genetics is the primary factor at play.

  • @yourpro3653
    @yourpro3653 Před 2 lety +26

    I once had a meeting with my supervisor and the HR manager that went just like the electrolyte conversation.

  • @ehhtubrutus9444
    @ehhtubrutus9444 Před 2 lety +49

    Maybe the real friends we made were the electrolytes along the way.

  • @Shivpi3141592654
    @Shivpi3141592654 Před 2 lety +35

    Brawndo obviously never interacted with the board of Nestle. Literally don’t have to create a drink to replace water in order to make money. Just bottle a commodity that should be free and sell it. So much easier.

  • @skeletorexposito
    @skeletorexposito Před 2 lety +191

    2:17 "After several hours, Joe finally gave up on logic and reason, and simply told the cabinet that he could talk to plants and that they wanted water."

    • @Chaddron
      @Chaddron Před rokem +12

      When Everybody's Thinking Runs On Emotions & Feelings - Logic Goes Out The Window

    • @oro5434
      @oro5434 Před 10 měsíci

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    • @thex5899
      @thex5899 Před 5 měsíci +3

      twitter in a nutshell:

  • @Dave-G
    @Dave-G Před rokem +96

    Mike Judge set Idiocracy to year 2500 or so, but I think that is just optimistic. I think we could reach that shit realistically in 2050 or sooner.

  • @drkid4l220
    @drkid4l220 Před 3 lety +331

    brawndo= amazon

  • @neildown7231
    @neildown7231 Před 3 lety +493

    The best scene in any movie by far. You see this exact thing when people talk about physics. But Spacetime has what gravity craves, it’s got mathematics.

  • @maestreiluminati87
    @maestreiluminati87 Před 3 lety +287

    Isn't that basically what Tesla did with his radio controlled boat? He told people that it was voice controlled because it was more believable than him telling them he was sending invisible waves through inputs of a controller Or something like that

    • @permafrosty
      @permafrosty Před 3 lety +4

      Something like that yes

    • @keegster7167
      @keegster7167 Před 3 lety +1

      That's really interesting!

    • @camrynupshaw5052
      @camrynupshaw5052 Před 2 lety +2

      Damn

    • @crabtrap
      @crabtrap Před 2 lety +3

      source please. at the time of his RC boat.....he had more then shown how radiowave propagation worked with small scale tesla tower,various tesla coil shows and write ups. Tesla was not prone to lying or aggregation

    • @alainportant6412
      @alainportant6412 Před 2 lety +4

      Tesla is a scam and musk is going to jail

  • @keegster7167
    @keegster7167 Před 3 lety +208

    When they say "Because it got electrolytes!" it's like when you try to figure out what health people mean by "detoxify' and "toxins," or when people (like yoga instructors) talk about "energy."

    • @onbored9627
      @onbored9627 Před 2 lety +20

      Or people who go on gluten free diets that aren't even gluten intolerant.

    • @loveisthemostpowerfulforce1397
      @loveisthemostpowerfulforce1397 Před 2 lety +8

      Or when you try to convince people that all you need to not die of Covid is a healthy diet.

    • @Halcon_Sierreno
      @Halcon_Sierreno Před 2 lety +7

      @@loveisthemostpowerfulforce1397 Vaccine.

    • @cacaca0
      @cacaca0 Před 2 lety +16

      @@Halcon_Sierreno vaccine aint solving everything just because you got vaccinated doesn't mean you are fully immune to covid you still need to care for yourself

    • @Halcon_Sierreno
      @Halcon_Sierreno Před 2 lety +5

      @@cacaca0 Are you a medically trained professional?

  • @josephwolfe9162
    @josephwolfe9162 Před rokem +17

    The delivery at 2:12 is so good and convincing its hilarious how accurate he is with it.

  • @timewithoutconsequence4611
    @timewithoutconsequence4611 Před 3 lety +13

    After hearing an ad from Propel talking about electrolytes. I had to come here.

  • @michaeljohn8905
    @michaeljohn8905 Před 11 měsíci +8

    Most underrated comedy of all time !

  • @one7decimal2eight
    @one7decimal2eight Před 2 lety +25

    That face he makes at 2:15. This is the same reaction I have when deal with stupid people.

  • @offworldhuman
    @offworldhuman Před 2 lety +7

    Every argument online Gives me these vibes

  • @gmx5051
    @gmx5051 Před 9 měsíci +9

    Due to senator Fetterman, the senate can now dress casual like in the Idiocracy movie... we're getting closer to becoming owned by Brawdno or Biddeno

  • @blakepotter7937
    @blakepotter7937 Před 3 lety +29

    But its got what plants crave.

  • @Abril766tf
    @Abril766tf Před 2 lety +23

    the absolute irony of some people in these comments, lmfao

    • @ikagura
      @ikagura Před 2 lety +13

      The true idiocracy is when not-so-smart people acts like they are smarter than everyone else.

    • @seanwilliams7655
      @seanwilliams7655 Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@ikagura one of the reasons this movie is so loved is because everybody can think it's talking about someone else.

  • @skylarmathison1481
    @skylarmathison1481 Před 11 měsíci +5

    Trying to explain different types of salts to people who ask me about nutrition....and then say "NUH UH" when I have a degree in this stuff....God. I'm 35 and I used to talk about how the world was turning into this. The other day I say a guy in a sweat suit that had the entire label and nutrition facts of Maruchan Ramen noodles. It's so sad how real this is.

  • @thatrooper1567
    @thatrooper1567 Před rokem +7

    Every time i finish chugging a Gatorade, i cant help but scream in my head (and sometimes out loud) WOOO! ITS GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAAAVE!

  • @nh8444
    @nh8444 Před 2 lety +19

    Absolutely brilliant in the most horrifying way.

  • @jeandejager9116
    @jeandejager9116 Před 8 měsíci +4

    Simply the best documentary of all time

  • @fernandovargasmejia8512
    @fernandovargasmejia8512 Před 2 lety +44

    This movie shows something true (one of many things) how stupid people make fun of smart people and they consider smart people to be dumb when they're the idiots themselves.
    Or in other words, stupid people understand esch other and when a smart person who they don't understand comes along then that's who they go after alienate.

    • @razormc954
      @razormc954 Před 2 lety +6

      It's called the Dunning-Kruger Effect

    • @Chaddron
      @Chaddron Před 9 měsíci

      Primate 🦧Activities
      Just Attack - Never Think 😂🤣

  • @travishall6442
    @travishall6442 Před 2 lety +8

    That look at 2:14 is hilarious. He's pissed and concerned

  • @seeforkat
    @seeforkat Před 2 měsíci +2

    The only redeemable quality of this humanity is that the president is really nice and respects their smartest guy alive.

  • @MrClockw3rk
    @MrClockw3rk Před rokem +9

    The hand movement every time they say electrolytes 😂

  • @LMGunslinger
    @LMGunslinger Před rokem +4

    The cabinet meeting is like that hearing for the kid who got arrested for playing the knock out gain. He had no sense of permanence or that other people existed as independent lifeforms with their own wills and souls.

  • @jenningscunningham642
    @jenningscunningham642 Před rokem +6

    This movie is so prophetic

  • @dachunde
    @dachunde Před 2 lety +18

    You do realize that we are living in this movie now right!!!!

    • @dawnofsvarog6661
      @dawnofsvarog6661 Před 2 lety +3

      we do.. at least some of us...

    • @Chaddron
      @Chaddron Před 9 měsíci

      4A While Now - Its Actually Not Funny
      I Think GOD Dropped Me Off On The Wrong Violent Retarded Monkey Planet 4 Punishment

  • @slevenkelevra6945
    @slevenkelevra6945 Před 7 měsíci +4

    This is an amazing documentary, really opened up my eyes to the real world.

  • @ZoeSummers1701A
    @ZoeSummers1701A Před rokem +6

    This is the USA right now.

    • @Mathin3D
      @Mathin3D Před rokem

      You should have made that comment when Donald Trump was President...

    • @DVFHAFYT
      @DVFHAFYT Před 11 měsíci

      @@Mathin3D Actually it's the left that is taking your country in that direction, making people question or outright deny simple facts and realities, nice try though, you got some foam on your mouth btw.

    • @renevil2105
      @renevil2105 Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@Mathin3Dright wingers say two genders.
      Left wingers tards say there are 87 genders.

  • @nd1448
    @nd1448 Před rokem +4

    This should be logan pauls commercial for prime energy drink

  • @jeromeschwartz3699
    @jeromeschwartz3699 Před rokem +3

    You’re never going to solve the problem as long as the correct answer lies beyond the boundaries of your belief system. Putting Brawndo on plants isn’t the problem. Brawndo, the corporation is the problem. As long as you keep letting them convince people that Brawndo is what plants crave, the problem is never going to go away.

  • @robwisdom5896
    @robwisdom5896 Před 11 měsíci +9

    You guys are like my family. We gave up on reason and logic and told 'em we could talk to plants.

  • @thatfella6034
    @thatfella6034 Před 10 měsíci +3

    Happening allot sooner than this movie predicted

  • @Dadflinn92
    @Dadflinn92 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Did anyone else get immediately concerned for the baby and even get angry when they kept pushing him to drink that stuff?….

  • @DVFHAFYT
    @DVFHAFYT Před 11 měsíci +2

    A man told the people that if they steal from each other, and kill and behave anyway they want, their lives would be far worse than if they were nice to each other, but they kept behaving horribly to each other.
    After a month he gave up, and told them that an almighty God had told him humans should be nice to each other or they will go to hell, he made believers out of them all.

  • @AntiNihilist
    @AntiNihilist Před 3 lety +125

    Ironically, they could've used Brawndo as toilet water and that would've been just fine. Like, based on this lore, why does water even exist anywhere at all?

    • @andresrogersa
      @andresrogersa Před 2 lety +78

      duh, for toilets

    • @NewLightning1
      @NewLightning1 Před 2 lety +76

      Water got what shit crave

    • @Noid
      @Noid Před 2 lety +2

      @@NewLightning1 But duh shit has da brawndo which has elechrowhoites for the plants 2 gro in dem toolet

    • @GayFurryFromSS
      @GayFurryFromSS Před 2 lety +20

      Cuz... like you don't want plants growing in your toilet, cuz Brawndo has electrolytes and that what plants crave and you need to poop in the toilet and not grow stuff in toilet, yeah?

    • @AntiNihilist
      @AntiNihilist Před 2 lety

      @@GayFurryFromSS damn it. So true

  • @chrisbenson3374
    @chrisbenson3374 Před 3 lety +128

    I love how every time they say. (Brawndau’s got what plants crave. Its got Electrolytes.) they do those dumb Hiphop hand Gestures.

    • @lalamclala5553
      @lalamclala5553 Před 3 lety +11

      This is how people talk about everything in california. But this originated from the new york italian Guido in the 1960s.

    • @chicofromph33nix64
      @chicofromph33nix64 Před 3 lety +2

      Hip hop??😂🤣

    • @lilmane1070
      @lilmane1070 Před 2 lety +4

      hiphop
      hand
      gestures
      God help you bozo

    • @chrisbenson3374
      @chrisbenson3374 Před 2 lety +8

      @@lilmane1070 well Rap artists are for the most part stupid.

    • @PabloPopova
      @PabloPopova Před 2 lety

      @@chrisbenson3374 be careful with this man. Pozdrawiam z Polski

  • @andre_santos2181
    @andre_santos2181 Před 8 měsíci +2

    The follow-up scene is it in more brilliant, when Brando stocks falls and unemployment starts, because sometimes you know that Corporations like Big Pharma and Mining are doing harm, but we need them for jobs and taxes

  • @spicyladyhunter
    @spicyladyhunter Před 9 měsíci +2

    Them saying 'Electrolytes' and thinking they sound smart is one of the best parts of this clip

  • @CheezersDeluxe
    @CheezersDeluxe Před 2 lety +17

    So Electrolytes are sodium, calcium, and potassium. Simply put. Salt, Milk, and Vegetables.

    • @salo7227
      @salo7227 Před 2 lety

      So, if we put lots of salt in the ground plant will grow?

    • @Ale-dd3ek
      @Ale-dd3ek Před rokem +4

      @@salo7227 Carthage knows the answer

    • @ComicGladiator
      @ComicGladiator Před 11 měsíci

      @@Ale-dd3ek Let it go, man. It was thousands of years ago, and you're still salty.

  • @donianderson449
    @donianderson449 Před 2 lety +6

    God .! How accurate it is now.

  • @friendlyotter60
    @friendlyotter60 Před rokem +2

    I love how Sara Rue talks in this movie

  • @Goabnb94
    @Goabnb94 Před 2 lety +8

    Still trying to figure out why Brawndo didn't figure out how to get toilet water replaced with Brawndo. Its got what toilets crave!

  • @stark1987
    @stark1987 Před 2 lety +17

    so he just tells them he can speak to plants, what an awesome documentary

  • @Daniel-nl5un
    @Daniel-nl5un Před 2 lety +4

    Just saw a tiktok about electrolites🤣🤣 This movie is more accurate than Nostradamus

  • @jaylu7021
    @jaylu7021 Před 10 měsíci +2

    This was such a under-rated movie.

  • @dingdingdingdiiiiing
    @dingdingdingdiiiiing Před 7 měsíci +2

    "...when the Brawndo corporation simply bought the FDA and the FCC enabling them to say, do and sell anything they wanted."
    Lucky for us, nothing like that happened in our reality, right?
    Right?

  • @MCBob-nh4cr
    @MCBob-nh4cr Před 2 lety +7

    This is how I feel talking to anyone these days!

  • @alexlun4464
    @alexlun4464 Před 10 měsíci +3

    You'd think we would have learned about that "it has got electrolytes" thing... but Prime keeps using that; "oh our drink has got more electrolytes than gatorade!" while most people do not fully understand what electrolytes even are.

  • @conexant51
    @conexant51 Před 22 dny +1

    That baby trying to push away that bottle had me fuckin' dying🤣🤣🤣

  • @SomebodysVincent
    @SomebodysVincent Před rokem +2

    That's a neat documentary about USA!

  • @paulroche6969
    @paulroche6969 Před 2 lety +18

    Jesus Christ this has to be the most ironic comment section on CZcams.

    • @droptozro
      @droptozro Před 2 lety +2

      @Pez Well... there was a few days ago "Can you define the term woman?" Supreme Court Nominee: "No I cannot... I'm not a biologist"
      and Joe above saying "I'm no botanist but I think plants need water to grow"... and then he gave up on logic and reason a few hours later. So, the year? No, but relevant?--yes. I'm no meteorologist, but I know what rain is.

  • @dson978
    @dson978 Před 2 lety +5

    me and my friends felt so stressed after watching this movie. lmao

  • @jacobneider
    @jacobneider Před 6 měsíci +2

    My wife and I have been quoting this for years. My twin daughters entered an 8th science fair. They feeding the plant: tap water, pond water, salt water, and sports drink... Guess which did best by a long shot? They won 1st place ... I they do crave electrolytes. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @leslieyancey5084
    @leslieyancey5084 Před 19 dny

    “Water?…like out the toilet??
    “Well, it doesn’t have to be out of the toilet…but yeah.”
    My favorite lines!😂

  • @xtranormal2350
    @xtranormal2350 Před 2 lety +41

    It's hard to read the comments section and see people saying and believing that it's either exclusively Republicans or Democrats who are indicative of or maybe even responsible for the intelligence collapse within the United States. Both parties are carefully measured to be responsive to each other's positions in such a way that a paradigm is never changed and progress is never made toward a more advanced society.
    The above is not a position of big-brain centrism but rather a third position. One that operates on different values from the other two and may share some goals occasionally with either side.

    • @onbored9627
      @onbored9627 Před 2 lety +21

      In my experience, trying to point this out to people has generally resulted in me being ostracized, banned, etc. Neither side wants to hear that it's not exclusively any sides or any persons fault that things are the way they are.

    • @DaDitka
      @DaDitka Před 2 lety +5

      @@onbored9627 Yeah, there's virtually NO self-awareness on the whole. On an individual level, I do see it. But society wise? Nope.

    • @onbored9627
      @onbored9627 Před 2 lety +5

      @@DaDitka the problem I run into philosophically is if there was a bunch of people who realized this and formed a group over time, it would too have the problem of saying it’s all these other peoples fault for not realizing it’s not exclusively anyone’s fault. It’s sort of a stuck point I can seem to ration my way out of

    • @DaDitka
      @DaDitka Před 2 lety

      @@onbored9627 I see your point. I guess the only thing I can say is that the truth is out there, and sooner or later, you'll run into it. I am not certain that it is illogical or nonsensical to say that a group that thinks everyone else is lacking self-awareness cannot exist or be right about this.
      Or perhaps we are making the mistake of looking at this from a "group" point of view when we really should be looking at it from an individual point of view.
      I hope I made sense there. It is an interesting quandary you raise, though.

    • @onbored9627
      @onbored9627 Před 2 lety +1

      @@DaDitka You made sense, and I appreciate your comment. I dont have many to talk with about this stuff so always happy to get the insight of another. Thank you for your time.

  • @shawngibson7514
    @shawngibson7514 Před rokem +6

    We are living Idiocracy in real life in 2022

    • @stealingbacktime590
      @stealingbacktime590 Před rokem

      Look no further than Kyrsten Sinema.
      Not comedy or satire but a documentary.
      It repeats/rhymes throughout all of history.

    • @cat143143
      @cat143143 Před rokem

      But it's safe and effective

  • @TheFailedmessiah
    @TheFailedmessiah Před 2 lety +1

    The soundtrack is genius for this movie, it’s the perfect music.

  • @brightpolitics6186
    @brightpolitics6186 Před 2 lety +3

    Good thing they didn’t suggest drinking hand sanitizer for diseases

  • @kenaultman7499
    @kenaultman7499 Před 2 lety +20

    One of the best documentaries ever made.

  • @sammysstopmotionoas2004
    @sammysstopmotionoas2004 Před 2 lety +17

    The only thing is, we won't be watering crops with Gatorade, it will be monster energy drink.

  • @RDA000
    @RDA000 Před 2 lety +2

    I lost it when the cows were drinking gatorade out of a trough

  • @nathantower5565
    @nathantower5565 Před 2 lety +1

    Imagine how good lakes and rivers are doing with no one using them for anything but toilets

  • @jrobbin24
    @jrobbin24 Před rokem +3

    I imagine that’s what it’s like having a conversation in the White House nowadays

  • @iLikeKittens
    @iLikeKittens Před rokem +7

    There's a lady that claims to have the psychic ability to talk to horses. When race horses underperform, their trainers pay her a fortune to "talk" to them and figure out what's wrong. Then she got tired of travelling and made everyone believe she can understand the horses even through the phone, so now she doesn't even have to leave her home. You can't make this stuff up, it's unbelievable 😂

    • @wojciechwerner8787
      @wojciechwerner8787 Před 19 dny

      Does horse performance improve after consultation with her? Because it doesn't sound like it would work but maybe she have some knowledge about equin care and do give solid advices even if with guise of a psychic?

    • @iLikeKittens
      @iLikeKittens Před 18 dny

      @@wojciechwerner8787 Chances are the horse's performance would've rebounded anyway if just left alone -- it might've just had a bad streak (google "Regression towards the mean"). The lady knows to capitalize on the fact that it's always hard to identify the cause of the rebound.

  • @nickthelick
    @nickthelick Před rokem

    LoL! 😊 😀
    The baby refusing the Brawndo! 😊 😀
    And it cracks me up when the guy (Michael Bolton!) stifles himself, stopping himself from saying "But Brawndo's got what plants crave..." 😂🤣

  • @taothekoraenchanter1503
    @taothekoraenchanter1503 Před 2 lety +5

    the mother feeding her newborn baby brawndo was legit disturbing

  • @codybakula
    @codybakula Před 2 lety +3

    I just noticed I laugh like these guys 🤣

  • @bikesbeersbeats
    @bikesbeersbeats Před 11 měsíci +1

    The cabinet scene is like sitting at my monthly HOA meeting.

  • @alexshank1414
    @alexshank1414 Před 8 měsíci +1

    The physical anguish on Secretary of State’s face when trying to think of an answer to “But why do they use them to make Brawndo?”😂

  • @stridershire1283
    @stridershire1283 Před rokem +3

    Prime sports drink. Enough said.

    • @mingz7067
      @mingz7067 Před rokem +1

      guess im not the only one who thought of this when ksi mentioned prime being good due to electrolytes

  • @fredrezfield1629
    @fredrezfield1629 Před rokem +4

    joe is average but he knows what a botanist does

  • @redscarecomixx
    @redscarecomixx Před 10 měsíci

    One of the most underrated movies ever

  • @markjones3213
    @markjones3213 Před rokem +1

    Notice the hand motion. They keep crossing them over each other. In the scene where they told not sure to “say something smart” he said he had to confer with his counsel, he does that hand motion. So they are imitating it

  • @DragonPhlegm
    @DragonPhlegm Před rokem +6

    It’s not shown in this clip, but the funniest scene following this is when they literally pump water from the toilets to water the plants, because apparently that’s the only place left where you can find water. Does it rain Brawndo?

    • @wojciechwerner8787
      @wojciechwerner8787 Před 19 dny

      It is more likely that those morons were indoctrinated to associate water with toilet so when they are told to use water that immediately look for it in the toilet, even if they live by the lake.

  • @blissfulbabybatter
    @blissfulbabybatter Před 2 lety +7

    The west after gender studies and crt

  • @alostfraggle
    @alostfraggle Před 2 lety +1

    Can't argue with that level of concrete thinking!!

  • @myfirstcrappyvideobilly
    @myfirstcrappyvideobilly Před 10 měsíci +1

    Electrolytes are sodium and potassium. Plants do actually use potassium but sodium will kill them.

    • @neilkurzman4907
      @neilkurzman4907 Před 10 měsíci

      Too much of any kind of salt is going to be a problem.

  • @Alain12365
    @Alain12365 Před 2 lety +3

    "and he doesn't even have his tatoo" 😂