r/CursedComments - Click Here for Pain.
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“shipping potential” I mean that’s one term for human trafficking
Now this is cursed
Am i the only one that just thouth that illuminaughty is kinky and wants to be tied up by the click?
IngeniosBlock 366 nice, nice! nice?
@@rarescapdemai8651 *_ok but what the fuck_*
fedyken Fedex?
So nobody going to talk about how The Click puts his clothes in a dishwasher.
darthvictor58 isn’t that normal?
I overlooked that but now I am interested what would happen if you do that
Bro why do we have to care about that?
That's normal what are you saying?
What the hell is wrong with you guys it’s not for clothes or dishes it’s for your business!
"*DON'T CALL YOURSELF PANSEXUAL IF YOU'VE NEVER DEEPTHROATED A PAN*"
Click, a few seconds later: I'm just gonna go out to my kitchen real quick on an unrelated note. **cue the unmistakable sounds of a man deepthroating a pan**
Which side handle or plate first?
Plate first. Handle first is for noobs
*DON'T CALL YOURSELF ASEXUAL IF YOU NEVER HAD SEXUAL ATTRACTION WITH AN A*
As a lesbian I can confirm the rite of passage is shoveling as much sand into your mouth as you can directly from the beaches of the Isle of Lesbos
@@balazsburanyi3008 what about sideways?
The Click sounds like he's really tired and energetic at the same time
@@furioushugger4887 thanks
He sounds like he's constantly being seductive, no matter the post.
I was sincerely worried when you did r/wholesomememes, so glad everything's ok now (:
I love your profile pic 😌
@@--Bo-- Aaaaawww ♥️
@@HScreecHC I agree with our worrys
I think he forgot how to wholesome
Yeah....
Thank god
2:22 Just imagine someone coming out as pansexual like that..... *oh wa-*
HE SHALL JOIN THE PAN FAM F**K YEAH 💖💛💙
See I feel like the click has a “if they’re cute, I’m good” policy so HECK YEAH
ALALSWKGKKWKFKDK SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED THIS
I AM A FELLOW PAN
CLICKS PAANNN 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁💖💛💙 WELCOME TO THE GANG
Me: has a surprisingly good day.
The Click: post cursed comments.
Me:... How important is school tomorrow?
Axo Munti Hjerpe don’t you have springbreak?
Well at least where i live it is mid WINTER.
@@failure2946 it just snowed like 5cm
Really? My day was unusually terrible for no reason
Not really important
The Click doesnt usually respond to my regular english, so heres me trying to communicate with him in his language... UWU
Cwicky-wicky, pwease wespond hewe OwO
daddy cwicky wicky pwease answew us and ouw wittwe caww fow hewpy wewpy
PLEASE! MY EYES
Oh god
Oh yeaAASSS-
9:44
Me: *grabs friends phone to give it to him*
Phone: *giggles* STOP TICKLING MEEE HAHAHA
Me: Hey (friend), wtf have you done to your phone??
...what did I just read...➰-➰
thank you jotaro
Whoever made smartphones ticklish should be deported to the moon
Thank you so much jotaro, I really needed to know that
What
The fuck
*There are such sights we have to show you.*
*we will show you the world kekeke*
Njce eyssse
Nkce eus
Nice eyes
@@polarisation r/ihadastroke
0:19
The click: Go vegan fam, eat the vegetables.
Me: How fruitless. ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )
Oh god fucking dammit
😂 YESS!!! 😂
You make me want to eat a huge metal uranium dirt lasagna from Kentucky, Europe
Com-e Kem.p 😂
Com-e Kem.p
*give it to you*
Bonne appétit.
I clicked here for pain.
I'm here for my pain, thank you.
Me as well
@@bluebeka2458 👈😎👈
@@plink135 i dont feel pain anymore
Help me
@@itsbright16 I'm sorry my friend. I may not have pain, but I have cookies if it makes you feel any better! 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪
@@itsbright16 its mine get your own.
I remember when Click was hurt by things like r/cursedcomments and r/noahgettheboat
Now he doesn't just react to the comments, he *adds to them*
Edit: UwU Clicky Wicky wuved my comment sho mhch he heawted it~ thank uwu Cwick!
It was originally “OH GOD!” then it became “UwU”
Join the void. Join the void. JO I N T H E V O I D.
He slowly became it UwU
Some Guy he even curses non-cursed content. It’s both impressive and alarming.
*ONE OF US*
Fun fact: if spider man ever had the naughty with someone, his white goo would kill them from the inside!
Xyuck Fun Fact: There exists a universe in which it’s canon that Mary Jane died from cancer caused by repeated exposure to Peter Parker’s radioactive semen.
@@darrylhamlin7475 how do I delete someone elses comment?
@@Xvim-xw8wz no no he has a point
@@darrylhamlin7475 'xcuse me what
@@jestaplushgal3528 why do you want to castrate Spiderman?
"my mom also died during shiting"
-cursed dad
It's green slimy and smells like bacon?
kermit's finger
STOP
OH MY GOD
This calls for a war crime.
- If i have two fuzzy green orbs in my hand, what do i have?
- Kermit’s undivided attention
“I entered this world slimey, screaming, and naked and I’ll be damed if I don’t go out that way” -The Click (2020)
This will be my senior quote
It's official
He's pansexual
We did it, boys, we figured it out!
Pan pride! 🥰 💖💛💙
Now,... You see......
Does this confirm OneClick? Or does it not?....
Sadie Carlton that, my friend, is a good question.
so glad he finally came out of the pantry
yay pan pride 💙💛💗:D
Click honestly has the most *jammin* outro, I sit through it every time 👏
Were you stroking out in swedish at the end, or did my brain just quit on me?
You both heard that right AND your brain temporarily died!
Honestly, the idea of Click being Pansexual sounds extremely plausible to me. It would explain a lot.
this is calming me down before my doctor appointment lmao
"Know what you should do instead? Watch Reddit videos on CZcams. That's what all the cool kids do I heard from no one."
Precious.
*ignores rest of video* Precious.
I find it more possible that the guy got on a plane with his identical clones rather than him getting on an empty plane
I'm picturing him moving from seat to seat to get *_ALL_* the in-flight meals.
Finally, some not wholesome memes, *I WANT MORE PAIN*
*I'm only here for the pain*
I'm only here fo beat it to the clicks voice ohhhhhhhhhh
hello brother
I'll give you pain ;)
@@oscarwilde3670 Ugh... uncle, stop replying my comments.
"Shipping potential, or something..."
It's almost as if you *want* us to ship you with Illuminaughty... >;3
Well she is pretty cool, so I could see it. He ought to just take a leap of faith and see where it goes! I think they would be pretty good together. She is nicer than he is and he will help her to be more evil, win/win
DemonishWereOcelot mmm naughty clicky wicky
@@moahdakka6887 Nah ain´t gonna work. Ya see click already went batshit insane (cue the uwu voiceovers + adding even more cursed comments to cursed content). Illuminaughty seems like she still is a somewhat functional member of society while Click is waaay beyond the point of no return.
Click has said he has a partner, never said what gender tho🤔
@@david-kc5hr Idk about the gender, but his partner's either under 11 or over 77
11:55 Jenkins wasn’t dressed as a ghost he uhh was yeah nevermind
The visceral wash of discomfort that went through me when you said "Little Damey-wamey... I'm coming to get you, boy ;)" is comparable to sunbathing and getting hit by a tidal wave of raw sewage. Mr The Click please don't ever do that again I feel like I just took psychic damage in real life
"You were a mistake Courtney"
me : *my name is Courtney*
my mom in the other room: *he wasn't lying*
I-
Oof
Me too.
EDIT: I mean my name is Courtney, too, and I also get a bit pissed when he uses that name for these kinds of things. It's just a bit annoying. Okay, more than a *bit*
Day one of asking The Click to say "Hewo it's me Cwickty wickty UwU" at least once.
Day one of asking Nico to never say that again
@@TroubleMuppet lol
@@TroubleMuppet Day one of being a Profile Picture Police worker
*HELLO SIR YOUR PROFILE PICTURE, PLEASE*
Day 1 of asking @@TroubleMuppet
To tawk like a furry
For ever and ever
And it will nevewstop
Its reawwly reawwly fun ÒWÓ
Day 2 of asking @ trouble muppet
To tawk like a furry for
ever and ever
Just do its so fun
Why was i like this
Yes, doctor, I'd like one lobotomy please.
The fact that Damien is a known person in this community........
‘Come here for pain’
*Please make me suffer, Mr. Click~*
Hth do you make cursed things even more cursed than original
It takes talent to do that
*and victims*
9:30 "It could mean that your clothes are dirty" ... click... uhhhh you dont put clothes into the dishwasher
Yeah you put them in the toilet
No you put them in the ocean for suicidal fish to choke on
@@mariselamagana7113 that was cursed but i respect it
maybe YOU don’t
Psst...Disclaimer.
And they said I couldn't hear text.
That one time your so used to hear click say psst disclaimer that you *HEAR* the *TEXT*
7:10
I thought he would say:
Can i touch your >other word for "wet cat"
2:18 Is this a subtle way of coming out?
Me: (early today) Clicky can sing me serenades~
Also me: (While watching video) How can a man have such talent and power while cursed at the same time?
Ah yes, enslaved insanity
1:27 this meme just Hits differently nowadays.
He's never going to recover from r/noahgettheboat
I can hear it in all his videos
I wouldn’t go vegan to many vegetables. The wheelchairs really hurt my stomach
*Cocks gun*
Now listen here buddy
GaY lAwYeRs ‘cocks gun’
@@Devirioka *guns cock*
Now listen here buddy
@@skeletonwar4445 I-
You need to cook the wheelchairs longer, makes them softer and easier to digest
1:22 this just... Feels doffrent knowing how blair treates everyone
*ah yes, pain*
*PAIN IS HILARIOUS*
*YES*
Baby you shan't be here. Come back and eat your catnip.
@@rustscientist8326 yes give me the *főřbīđďęņ pľåňţ*
Was watching your cover of the Dragonborn comes and then getting a notification for this!
4:29 *has sweet flashbacks to fighting gemini Gorefield*
Hell yeah, here we go again.
🔫😎🔫
The first post reminded me of the joke my dad told me: Jeffrey Dahmer's mother looks at all the empty wheelchairs in his house and says, "Good for you, Jeffrey! You're remembering to eat your vegetables!"
The click: yeah im doing laundry (yeets clothes into the dishwasher instead of the washing machine)
Love how you say momentarily as mom-entarily instead of mo-mentarily!
AH YES THIS IS THE QUALITY CONTENT I LOOK FOR IN MY CURSED LIFE..... MMMMM
The first one, about the vegetable, reminded me of a joke I found on a popsicle stick.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
Always thought it was funny that it was on a kids popsicle stick.
6:24
Ah Belethor didn't know you owned a general shop outside of Tamriel.
4:44 That’s a big oof-
...hol up
"it can mean both that your cloths are dirty because you don't know how to eat"
oh yes, this is big brain time.
Dishwasher:
"...don't know how to E A T..."
The Click: "Little Dami wami, I'm coming to get you boi..."
Me: checks Emkay channel
Emkay: "Welcome back to Emkay, my name is Zack..."
MEe: "Oh no, he got him"
*wheezes*
1:22 BDSM fanfics initiated.
nice username
😂 oh my gosh
This hits differently nowadays..
What if pain clicked here for you
He is fricking everywhere!
I love the fact that this vid is monetised. It confirms my faith in humanity.
10:47 he sounds like that guy from Scrubs. Was is Dr. Cox? The one with the red curly hair, anger issues, the sometimes wife that scares everyone, he mentors the main dude, has an amazing whistle, a fleet of girl names and quips, and an affinity for beer, football, death, and annoying his boss.
The Click is a Yandere, taking his Senpai and kidnapping his Senpai’s crush to kill them. Then Senpai is next he keeps his yandere secret and live happily with his Senpai
0:07 you just activated my google assistant Click! And it said " *Korean talk* means hello in Korean"!!
ITS A MESSAGE
This is great, I shouldn’t have scrolled so far when I wanted to see old videos, I should have just scrolled back till here
Okay the "How much for these kids?' one was actually really funny to me.
I SWEAR TO CHRIST THESE VIDEOS ARE GONNA MAKE ME SHIP CZcamsRS WHO DO THIS AND I DONT WANNA GO DOWN THAT PATH YET IM STILL TRYING TO GET OVER THE FACT THAT IVE STARTED SHIPPING IN TNE FIRST PLACE
Yesterday, The Click: let's be wholesome.
Today, The Click: who's ready to be disgusted!!
Click here for pain. Click on his previous video for beautiful singing.
1:06
*I stop the video
*My neighbors were ****ing
*I want to vomit
*Proceeds to eat candy that is in my drawer
*Is traumatized for life
6:33 How the hell did you manage to do a Fozzie impression then completely skip over the dude?
Easy: t/holdup
Normal mode: r/cursed comments
Europeanextreme: r/Noah get the v
I had a really bad headache, but then, I watched your video and it was gone
The Click is a magic man
2:02 Is *that* what Chica was doing in fnaf one?? This gives a whole new meaning to “Let’s Eat.”😏
10:33 LMAOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
7:48 he said "blurssed berry" when it actually said "blessed berry"
It's official, you and Oz are tied for my fav Reddit reading chanel, click for cursed, Oz for crackhead.
4:18 reminds me of the time I saw a VHS tape in my house labeled Austin's Conception. It gets worse, I had to put it in a box with other VHS tapes and send it to my sister
God frickin'dammit
The first one just went from 0 to 100 real quick
No one:
Me: I bet in 2040 vegans will just start eating the best vegetables
Thank you so much. I was almost dying of wholesome overdose
I entered this world screaming kicking and covered in another’s blood and I’m not afraid to go out the same way
5:35 oh god memetastic is such a bastard i don't wanna see him ever again
You know someone fucked up when Timothy Entertainment himself says it.
2:01 lucky for me, I have a pan right here to the left of me 👀
Op no
Oh yes
op yes
I was trying to yawn but I couldn't yawn because you were laughing so hard and I couldn't stop smiling.
9:21 Click, you don’t put *dirty clothes* in a *dishwasher*
That’s not how that works
That’s my boy! Back at it with the cursed content!
why is your profile picture spinel ahegao, heathen?
Loo Does Stuff because i wanted to add a twist to the ahegeo pfps
Thanks! _You just ruined Steven universe for me!_
Burning Fire extinguisher yay!
12:44 oh yes clicky wicky I’m ready owo
12:45 Emkay: *chuckles* I'm in danger
1:55 No wait, he’s got a point.
*Do British kinksters say "mummy" instead of "mommy"*
*Me a German* Haha yes
Muter?
@@CommanderSharpEye *Mutter u uncultured swine
A double upload?? What did we do to get this blessing?? (or in this case, curse)
*hell yeah*
i was just watching one of your old videos so this is perfect,,
Just discovered your channel not too long ago (just late enough to miss out on buying a Mango plush!) and going through your backlog of vids while playing pokemon like any other normal, well-adjusted 30 year old...
Anyway, the "Why is 6 afraid of 7?" reminded me of when I was in high school. I would spend my lunch making funny, dirty illustrations. For example, I would draw detailed pen*ses with careers (i.e. cowboys in hats riding horses or astronauts on the moon). One time though, I drew a cartoon of the number 7 "eating out" the number 9 with a young and horrified number 6 catching them in the act.
I was a weird teenager...still weird...well...guess thats why I enjoy your channel so much lol!
Is that screaming of tortured souls in the background or am I mistaken?
6:31 They're called "pool noodles".
Uh you're both wrong they're called gut strings
*I hate you all*
The way you said "carefully puts turds in pockets" I died
5:03 As a British person, I can confirm this is 100% true
“tying fans up” either that’s kinky or illegal activity, or in a set of the right circumstances.. both.
i've never been so early for something in a long time
Thank you, Harold.
Best laugh I've had in the new year.
i love how click breaks down each new episode more and more because same my man, same